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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I wanna stay with you

♪ On Summer Camp Island

♪♪

You're on in five, four, three...

Okay, babies, listen up. It's morning announcement time.

Today's fitness activity is water polo

with Counselor Shark at noon.

Please don't forget your mouthguards.

Additionally, be advised that the Yetis all have cow pox now,

so steer clear of the South Meadow.

For lunch today, the cafeteria is serving fettuccine afraid-o.

Aaah! Blargh!

Whew. Now for birthdays.

Pajamas, get in here.

-Oscar! -Oh, hey.

First, we have one from Oscar.

Thank you, Jim Jams.You got it.

Oscar would like to wish Pajamas a happy fourth birthday,

assuming that by "H-A-P-Y," he means, "happy,"

and by "furth" he means "fourth."

I do mean that.

Happy birthday, Pajamas.

Thanks, Oscar.

I can't believe it's been four years already.

I know.

Things were really different back then.

Yeah.

You used to be the big brother.

Then, somewhere along the way, we switched places.

Remember this...

I used to be so big on you!

...and this?

Hedgehog can never fit in here now.

My mom would always buy clothes a few sizes too big,

so I'd grow into them.

Most of the clothes I wear now, she bought me last year,

and the clothes she buys me now, I'll fit into next year.

You're not done growing?

[ Laughs ] Not even close.

Pretty soon, I'm going to be 11 feet tall.

What?!

My mom is 5-foot-4, and my dad is 5-foot-8, so...

Am I growing, too?

Um, I don't think so.

Oh, no.

This is terrible.

You're going to outgrow me and leave me behind.

-No. I... -I won't be

your pajamas anymore.

I'll be useless.

I'll live in the garbage and eat germs...

[ Muffled talking ]Shh, Pajamas, it's okay.

It is?

I can totally fix this.

I know exactly what to do.

I've done this 100 times before.

Really?Absolutely.

Come on.

Wait. What are we doing again?

We're asking Hedgehog.

She's better at this kind of thing.

Hello. Hedgehog?

All: Surprise!

-What was that, Oscar? -Um, nothing.

She's getting dressed.

Uh, hold on a sec.

Shut it down.

Um, she needs another minute.

-What a prima donna. -Pajamas.

Sorry.

Mm, hey, guys. What's up?

Oh, hey, Hedgehog.

We just needed help with a tiny, super-easy-to-solve problem

that's so simple, you're actually going to laugh.

[ Laughs ]

I told Pajamas that you could fix it,

so I would never outgrow her.

If you can't, just pretend like you can

until I can figure something else out,

or she's going to flip out or start crying!

Ahem, I can still hear you.

Oh.

It's okay.

Hedgehog...Yes?

Can you do a spell on me, so my heart turns to ice,

and Oscar becomes like a stranger to me,

so I don't miss him when he leaves me all alone?

Yeah, but I might be able to help you

with your other problem instead.

[ Gasps ]

There's this one spell I've been researching,

although Betsy said I shouldn't do any of the spells

from her spell book if I haven't tested them.

[ Crying ]

Please? Okay, okay.

Just stop crying, and don't tell Betsy.

Yeah, this is it.

"Are you maturing while your friend

is staying still? This spell will help."

Cool. Wait, why are we researching that spell?

Shh! Oscar, you're distracting me.

Now, just follow these magical commands

to activate the spell. You ready?

-Ready. -Ready.

Stand in one place. Do an about-face.

Now, embrace and grow at the same pace

and don't think about a pink elephant.

What?[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.

The spell is already done.

Oscar, look!

Hey, see? I told you, Pajamas.

Uh, Oscar... Yes?

If, by chance, I happened to accidentally

shrink you instead of making pajamas larger,

would that be a big deal?

What?!

Yes, huge deal! Fix it!

But, Oscar, it worked!

I can't find any reversal spells.

Yay!

Wait, Toad Doctor.

Betsy said if I ever got in trouble, he could help.

But Oscar...

Pajamas, come on!

You know I can't stay like this.

Okay, fine.

All I'm saying is, think about it.

Just think about it.

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

Hedgehog, pick me up.

There it is.

This is more complicated than I expected.

Things are always five times more complicated

than they have a right to be.

Do you have an appointment

to see someone or something?

I guess we were hoping we could do a walk-in

to see the Toad Doctor.

The Toad Doctor?! No, no, no, no.

He's just going to fix your problems.

What you need is to stay with me

and wonder if they're even problems at all.

I don't think this lady is going to help us.

Don't worry. I got this.

Yes, that sounds lovely, Miss Life Coach.

Would you get your appointment book?

Oh, you've really made

the right decision. One sec.

So instead of making Pajamas bigger,

I made Oscar smaller, and...

Are you a witch?

Not exactly.

Well, were you under a witch's supervision?

Not really.

So I guess the top priority right now

is to reverse the spell I put on Oscar.

Hmm. Well, I do have a potion that's not too costly.

-Costly? -Yes.

Did you think this was a free clinic?

I guess I was thinking,

uh, you know, we're in a magical swamp.

Mm, mm, mnh-mnh.

I'll tell you what. If you bring in about

five overweight swamp maggots to take part

in my epidemiological study on obesity,

well, that should just about take care of it.

And here, you'll want to take this prescription.

This is kind of blank.

You can fold it up, make a little envelope

to put the maggots in.

Oh.

Any specific kind of maggots?

Hmm, let's go with big fat ones.

I bet this place is lousy with maggots.

Some maggots, please!

Yo, man, close that bush.

Hmm?

[ Gasps ]

[ Music playing, maggot squeaking ]

Aah! Pajamas!

Think I see some maggots over here.

Walk this way.

Oscar, I see some on a lily pad!

Cool! Ugh, Pajamas...

Don't you want to take a nap?

♪ Go to sleep, beautiful Oscar ♪

♪ Say good night to my baby Oscar ♪

Pajamas, I'm not tired!

Yeah, good eye, Hedgehog.

I'll just sneak up on them.

[ Squeaking ]

I can't quite reach.

Am I stuck on something?

[ Rustling ]

Pajamas, don't you want me to get the maggots?

I'm not sure.

Do you want me to stay a little kid

while all my friends leave me behind?

But aren't I'm your friend, too?

Yeah, of course.

And you're going to leave me behind.

No way! I'll take you with my every day.

Like, when I go to college,

I'll take you with me in my backpack.

What's college?

That's when you read books and stuff

and go about $100,000 into debt,

and when I get a job,

I can take you with me in my briefcase.

[ Groans ] I'll have coffee every morning

and have my own ID badge.

You really want to do those things?

Yeah. Everybody does.

Thanks, Pajamas.

The potion should take effect immediately.

I don't feel any...

Whoa, that potion is great!

I'm full-size again.

Now I don't have to spend the rest of my life as a kid.

Good, good.

Now, to say hello to my study group.

[ Maggots giggling ]

Aaah!

[ Screaming ]

[ Toad laughing ]

♪♪

[ Laughing ]

♪♪

[ Laughing ]

Did you see a doctor's diploma anywhere?

Wait! I've got an extra potion for you.

Oh, uh...

This one is free of charge.

Chasing those maggots was the most fun

I've had in about two years.

Just put this potion on yourself and pajamas at midnight,

and there's a 50% chance that you'll both grow

at the same rate.Yay!

Wait, did you say, "50%"?

Yay!

What's the other 50%?

You'll both end up with thumbs on your forehead.

I like those odds.

Oh, no, wait. Mm...

It's an 80% chance for the thumbs thing.

Sorry.

Yay!

Are you really gonna take that potion?

There's no way!

I can't risk having forehead thumbs.

How are you going to break it to Pajamas?

I don't know.

Hey, birthday boy, come on over here!

Ugh. I'm going to go inside and fix myself a Shirley Temple.

That's a polite way of saying I don't want

to hang out with you nincompoops.

How's it going, babies?

We've got a potion that has a 20% chance

of making Oscar and me grow up together,

so we'll never be apart.

Isn't that great?

Hey, why would you want that?

I used to get handed down from generation to generation.

I got to know so many different kids.

I got to go on so many different adventures.

Before Susie, I was with her best friend, Ramona.

She was a delight, just a joy to be around,

and I would have continued on to new, exciting places,

except old witchy pants decided to stay 15 forever.

-What?! -Nothing. Love you, honey.

You look great.

[ Groans ]

Hmm. That does sound like fun.

Maybe I should let you grow up without me and see how it goes.

Yay for new pajama owners and new friends!

Are you sure, Pajamas?

We can still visit each other.

Well, I guess we won't be needing this.

[ All gasp ]What?

Nice call, Pajamas.

♪♪

Yo, man, close that bush.