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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I wanna stay with you

♪ On Summer Camp Island

♪♪

And we're on the air.

Hello, listeners, and welcome to "Science Chat,"

where E=MC chat.

Who is our first caller, Oscar?

We've got Oliver on line one.

Hello, Oliver. Welcome to "Science Chat."

What can I help you with today?

Uh, yeah.

At what temperature does a piano boil?

212 degrees?

Ooh, interesting. Yes, very good question.

[ Chime! ]

We have Lucy on line two.

Yeah, hi.

I was wondering, at what temperature

does a math book boil?

Ooh, another thinker, Hedgehog.

Same as a piano, and now a message from our sponsor.

Oscar, I appreciate you trying

to get people to call in, but...

What? I didn't.

I mean, I might have asked a couple people to call.

[ Chime! ]

Oh, weird. I only asked two people.

Hello?

It's someone called Skadi?

[ Gasps ] A real call!

Hi, Skadi. Welcome to "Science Chat."

Skadi: Oh, I thought it was "Sigh N' Chat."

You know, where I sigh,

and then we chat about my problems?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. "Sigh N' Chat," why not?

[ Sighs heavily ]

Well, I work on a mountain,

and I want to tell my mom how well I've been doing,

but I can't leave my post.

And what is it that you do?

I'm a cloud puncher.

Oh, I'm not familiar with that euphemism.

By cloud puncher, you mean...?

That I punch clouds with my fists -- actual clouds.

Skadi, come on. I'm a big, beautiful cloud puff.

[ Clouds whooping ]

I see. Well, I know what it's like to want to tell

your mom about something cool you did.

Last year, when I was in the fifth grade...

Wait a minute. You're a kid?

I can't take advice from a kid.

Hyah!

[ Clouds whooping ]Later.

-Wait! -We lost her.

Okay, listeners. Thanks for listening in.

Oscar, I feel bad.

Why?

That was my first actual caller,

and I didn't get to help her.

Let's go find her, then.

Yeah!

Ooh, you know what? Let me grab some supplies.

♪♪

Oscar, what are you doing?

Shouldn't we be scared?

She likes to punch!

I mean, she punches clouds. Icould do that.

-Hyuh! -Hey, knock it off!

You're just as bad as that no-good Skadi!

You know Skadi? Can you tell us where she lives?

If you stop punching me.

Deal.

She's up there.

[ Both panting ]

♪♪

Excuse me.

Oh, yes, of course.

Skadi, it took me ages to get this fluffy.

Agh![ Clouds whooping ]

Skadi, be reasonable!

-Take that, huh! -Woo-hoo!

[ Panting ]

Hello?! Are you Skadi?

Yeah. Who are you?

We're from "SnC."

"Sigh N' Chat?"

Yeah, good guess.

I told you. I can't take advice from you.

Clouds: Yay!

Trust me. I have real experiences and solutions.

Well, there's no clouds to punch.

Oh, fine.

You've got 5 minutes.

So when I was in the fifth grade,

I won the science fair,

and my mom was out of town on business,

and I really wanted her to know how well I did,

so my dad sent her a telegram.

Uh-huh. Go on.

I was thinking we could send your mom a telegram.

That's your idea, a telegram?

I haven't seen my mom in 200 years.

[ Grunts ]Clouds: Yeah!

I want to see her face when I tell her my new record.

-Hyah! -Yeah!

Well, let's go visit her then.

Well, I can't leave my post, remember?

Clouds: Yeah!

Hmm.

Leave that to me.

Clouds: Yeah!

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

[ All grunting ]

[ Laughter ]

[ All grunting ]

♪♪

Give it a shot, Oscar.

No, come on. I'm at peak puffiness!

Does it hurt the clouds? They seem like they hate it.

No. It doesn't hurt them.

it's all part of the circle of life.

You punch big clouds into small clouds,

and they eventually reform into big clouds again,

at which point you punch them.

Circle of life.

Well, okay.

[ Grunting ]

[ Panting ]

I don't know if I'm strong enough.

Hey, you got this.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks, Mom. Brrr -- I mean, Hedgehog.

[ Grunting ]

Clouds: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[ Panting ]

Hey, I'm a cloud puncher.

I can do this for at least 17 minutes.

Now we can go visit your mom.

17 minutes?

That's not enough time to travel to my mom's mountain by foot.

Who said anything about traveling by foot?

Huh, huh?

I did, just now.

Were you not listening?

No I -- I was, but, uh...

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

This thing goes fast really good.

It's a new kingly prototype I'm working on.

Not my usual space chariot.

Thanks so much for helping me out.

It's okay. Now you're in my debt.

Remember that, Hedgehog.

Huh?

Remember.

Remember you gave me a ride?

Skadi: Hedgehog, hey!

What's up, Skadi?

We're coming up fast really good.

Oh, I can't wait to see my mom!

Can I broadcast it for my listeners?

If you think it'll make good radio.

it's not up to me to judge about good and bad.

All I can do is believe in my instincts as an artist.

You're cool, Hedgehog.

-Now you get punched! -Whoo-hoo!

-Mom! -Skadi?

It's me!

Hello, listeners.

This is a live remote broadcast

featuring Skadi, who called in earlier today.

If you recall, she really wanted to see her mom,

so with the help of the Alien King,

we've reunited mother and daughter.

I think Skadi's mom is really proud of her already

based on my reading of her non-intimate body language.

Let's listen in.

Mom, guess what?

I punched 1,700 clouds this year.

No need to apologize, dear.

Just don't be so lazy next time.

[ Sad music plays ]

Oh, Skadi, were you fishing for a compliment?

Oh, uh, I guess I thought you would be proud.

I don't understand.

You're not even punching clouds right now,

and you tooted off your mountain

to tell me you punched under the national average?

There's a national what?!

Ooh, this is getting juicy.

Dang, that mom is cold. What show is this?

It's called "Science Chat" or something.

It was pretty garbo, but this episode has got me sizzling.

I -- I just wanted you to be proud of me.

You want me to lie?

-Okay. -Why, Mom?! Why?!

Why don't you just apply yourself, Skadi?

[ Groaning ]

Here comes the Skadi show.

Let's go, y'all.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

These beings of Earth,

how do they persevere through this daily trauma?

I don't know, Puddle, but it makes the little dancer

in my body come alive.

Me, too.

Okay. Let's take them home.

Keep punching! Aah!

You okay, Oscar?

[Panting] I've never worked out so hard in my life.

What would happen if I actually got ripped?

Is that even possible with my genetics?

[ Skadi sobbing ]

Oh, no! Skadi, I wasn't trying to take your job or nothing.

It's not you. Her mom just gave her the business.

[ Sobbing ]

Hey, come on, now.

Oh, there, there, Skadi. There, there.

[ Sobbing continues ]

-Aah! -Oscar!

Hedgehog!

Waaaaaaah!

[ Sobbing ]

[ Both screaming ]

I'm alive.

What were you rainy babies thinking?

Skadi and her mom control the weather,

and every time they see each other,

Skadi freaks out and causes a momsoon!

We had no idea. We were just trying to help.

[ Gargles ]

Well, you didn't help [gargles]

Now, go make her stop crying before we drown in her fluids!

What are we going to do, try to make her laugh?

Maybe, but I don't think we're going to

get back up that mountain.

Oh, right.

If only I had started working out when I was younger.

I could have swam upstream.

I guess the desire was just never there.

I guess I'll always be a shrimp.

Better start working on some other possible skill sets.

Aha! The radio show!

What about it? It's great, five stars.

We can reach her that way. Let's go.

♪♪

Welcome back to a must-listen edition

of "Science Chat Comedy Hour,"

featuring hot young comedian Oscar.

Oh, me?

What's the word, Oscar?

Is this the skill set I need to work on?

I think it is!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Oscar! Let me in. It's pouring.

It's topical.

[ Chime! ] Ooh.

Skadi, are you laughing?

No, dear. It's your mother.

Mom, I can't talk right now.

I'm doing my radio show!

Mnh, radio show. How's thatgoing?

Uh, good, I guess.

Well, don't call me when it's going good.

Call me what it's going great,okay?

Whoa, wait! Youcalled me!

I just know what you're capable of, dear, and good isn't it.

How is that helpful?!

How about just being proud that I'm doing

something sort of cool?

Am I going to get another telegram about this?

Okay, you know what? I'm not you.

I'm my own person!

Whoa, Hedgehog, you did it.

It stopped raining.

What?

Look outside.

How did I do that?

Whoa, good drainage.

[ Chime! ]

Hi, Mom. Are you calling to say sorry?

No, it's Skadi.

I heard you talking to your mom on "Sigh N' Chat."

It made me feel better hearing someone else

struggling for approval.

You decided you didn't need that from your mom,

which made me realize I didn't need it, either.

We don't need it.

We're our own people,

and we'll be fine until a few weeks from now

when we fall back into our old emotional habits.

Hey, since we're dishing out positive affirmations,

how about that joke I told earlier?

Uh, I was trying to pretend that didn't happen.

That's okay. I'll just call my mom.

She says I'm hilarious.

♪♪

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There's a national what?!

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