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For those of you who were doing
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open-heart surgery or bringing
peace to the Mid-East
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or whatever the fuck
you were doing,
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this is what you missed
on Shameless last week.
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[Baby crying] It's your turn.
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Get your goddamn ass
out of this bed!
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It's your fucking turn!
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Nanny Frank to the rescue.
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Hymie has his first well baby
appointment today.
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I'll take him.
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Nice place you got here.
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- What are you doing here?
- I was hungry.
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So you drove all the way
to the South Side
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for a bag of chips?
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Well, a bag of chips
and a ginger snap.
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- Can I help you?
- This is my son, Hymie.
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Our organization
works with dying children.
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Of course.
I know that.
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It's my other child
that's dying.
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Carl.
Carl.
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- A word.
- Cancer?
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You said you cater
to dying children.
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Camp?
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I've never been to camp.
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Here he comes.
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Hey, thanks for bailing me out.
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All Mandy.
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She used her dad's
line of credit
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at Bad Bob's bonds.
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Mandy.
Bein' smart?
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Tell your girlfriend
to wear clothes, Lip.
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Excuse me.
I was thinking
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there might be a job opening.
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Tell me, Fiona.
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How do you feel
about deli meats?
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Are you saying that,
if I blow you,
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I can have a job?
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Hey, V, do you still have
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that mini camera you use
for titty shots?
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He's right in there.
Do you know what you're doing?
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I got it all on tape.
He's nasty.
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I want day shifts,
home by 6:00.
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[The High Strung's
The Luck You Got]
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♪
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♪ think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ know that it's not
for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this down side ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪
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♪ round up the friends
you got ♪
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♪ know that they're not
for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this down side ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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Stay down.
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Stay down!
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- Stay. Stay.
- How long was that?
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Not long enough.
You need at least 90 seconds.
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City pools are filled
with city kids,
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and by "city kids"
I mean black kids who swim.
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Little stereotype-breakers,
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like those two kids that ripped
your bathing suit last year.
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They were turning it
into a bikini.
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If they'll do that
when you're just running
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through the sprinklers
at your own house,
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think what they'll do
when they have
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a large body of water
at their disposal.
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Savage little cosby kids
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will drown your ass.
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Times have changed.
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Yeah, that's what they said
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when they were holding me
underwater repeatedly
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in the summer of '67,
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the so-called
summer of love.
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Not at the Sullivan Street pool,
it wasn't.
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It was the summer
of drowning whitey.
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And until you can hold
your breath
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longer than they can hold
their breath,
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you're not going
to Sullivan Street.
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[Sighs] Go.
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Whoa, can I try?
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No, Carl, you've got cancer.
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Pack your bag.
We're leaving.
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[Telephone rings]
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[Grunting]
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Milkovich house.
Speak briefly, then shut up.
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[Both moaning]
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Daddy, it's Molly.
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Mommy died.
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The lady upstairs is gonna tell
the police I'm an orphan
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if a family member
doesn't come get me.
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Please come.
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[Answering machine beeps]
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Who the fuck's Molly?
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She's my half-sister,
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whose meth head mother
apparently died.
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What?
You have a sister?
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Half.
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Want to finish?
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Sure.
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Oh, my God, you are so
unbelievably tasty right now.
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[Giggles]
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Don't wait for me.
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What, are you charging
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- by the minute, Madam V?
- Yes.
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Well, thank you
for watching my wallet,
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you dirty little whore.
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I am a dirty little whore.
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Put me on my back,
would you, please?
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Oh, hello.
[Giggles]
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[Moans]
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Oh, you've been working
on your Kegels.
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Oh.
Oh, you're flexing this.
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[Moans] Oh, you're flexing,
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oh, you're flexing that.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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[Exclaims]
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Roll over, Hulk Hogan.
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[Both groaning]
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You want me to finish you off?
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I'm good, hon. We got to save
your sperm for baby-making.
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This was
a baby-making session?
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Hoping so.
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You cool?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it just--
I just wish you had given me
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a heads-up before I went
with the whole whore thing.
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You know, I don't want
our kid's first impression
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of you to be
that you're a whore.
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It was making you hot.
Hot is good.
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We got to help your spermies
rocket to my egg.
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Well, just don't be
upside-down too long.
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My sperm get dizzy.
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[Giggles] Ooh!
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Shh, shh, shh.
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You all packed?
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I need a sleeping bag.
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Just staple
some sheets together.
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This camp's got a rifle range
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and woods all around a lake.
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I'm definitely
gonna kill something,
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like a grizzly,
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mountain lion, maybe a tiger.
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Or I might just go in the canoe
and shoot some fish.
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Cancer's opening up
a whole wonderful world for you,
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a world your other siblings
will never get to experience.
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But they don't know
that this camp
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is only for kids with cancer,
so, like I said before,
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you must keep that secret.
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Are you still someone
I can trust?
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Why am I the only one
who caught cancer from grammy?
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Life is rife
with questions that baffle.
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All we can do is carry on.
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Am I going to die?
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Time will tell.
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But don't you worry.
I'm working on a cure.
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- You all packed up?
- Shh.
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- Yup.
- What's Hymie doing here?
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I'm baby-sitting.
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Oh, is Sheila
popping pills again?
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Sheila happens
to think very highly
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of my ability to raise
bright, independent children.
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You're not leaving
Hymie here, Frank.
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Debbie can't take care
of a special needs kid
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on top of day care.
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Challenges foster growth.
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You can't prevent Debbie
from an opportunity to grow.
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Not happening.
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Carl, what are you doing?
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Making a sleeping bag.
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- These are Lip's sheets.
- Not anymore.
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All right,
take my ROTC sleeping bag, huh?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I'll grab it from upstairs.
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Why couldn't you win
a raffle for camp
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- when I was little, Frank?
- Fortune dispenses randomly.
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I hated camp.
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Don't listen to Jamie, Carl.
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Jimmy.
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You okay holding down the fort
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with Debbie's day care insanity
starting up again?
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Jamie's got it.
Jamie is all over it.
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Okay, little man.
See you in a week.
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[Laughs]
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I just want to say
thanks for being a great sister.
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I may have never said that,
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but now I did.
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- You okay, Carl?
- Yeah.
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Okay, I left a list of stuff
we need at the store.
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You kicking in
for squirrel fund this month?
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Absolutely. Yeah.
I'm living here.
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Got to do my part.
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Don't have to.
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"Want."
Want to.
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Debbie!
Day care starting!
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Wow.
Thanks, Ian.
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I got a couple more things
for camp too--
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bug spray,
and Swiss army knife.
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For comfort and convenience,
not as weapons.
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Awesome.
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See you in a week, pal.
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See ya.
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Dad, we should go.
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Coming!
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Stay away from people
with cancer, little dude.
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Okay, who's ready
for breakfast burritos?
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Me!
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- So this sister...
- Half.
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She's just waiting somewhere
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for your dad to go pick her up?
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Near Milwaukee.
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He gonna do it?
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No.
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So you think maybe,
I don't know,
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maybe you should call her,
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tell her he's not coming?
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No call answers that question
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just as good as a call does...
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So you're cool with your sister
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going in
the foster care system?
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Well, the system's
better than here.
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Yeah, says the girl who,
miraculously,
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has never been in the system.
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She have any other relatives?
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Who knows?
Look, it sucks,
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but there's nothing
I can do about it.
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She sounded desperate.
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I mean, let's-- let's see
if we could get her.
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Let's see if we can help.
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- Help how?
- I don't know.
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Maybe locate the rest
of her family.
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How are we gonna do that?
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I don't know, drive up there,
figure it out.
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In the car
that neither of us have?
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- She's your sister.
- Half.
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There's a coupon
in the flyer for this.
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- Do you have one?
- I left it at home.
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There's a stack of 'em
right over there.
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No reason the store
should have that 75 cents.
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Adolpho, delivery ready
at register three.
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Princess, it's time
for your break.
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Princess, stop working so hard.
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Princess, I got it.
Go take your break.
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It's not a "break" break.
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It's a "Bobby" break.
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Will you be coming up
for parents day, Mr. Gallagher?
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No. No, no.
Working.
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No time to relax.
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Being able to afford
Carl's cancer drugs
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means a lot of time
at the foundry.
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00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:49,764
And, if I'm late, I get docked.
260
00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,266
I get docked too many times,
I get fired.
261
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,935
If I get fired,
I lose my benefits,
262
00:10:53,969 --> 00:10:56,271
benefits that
will provide treatments
263
00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:57,972
to extend Carl's life
264
00:10:58,007 --> 00:11:02,343
past the doctor's
original dire predictions.
265
00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:05,880
We'll take good care
of him, I promise.
266
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,148
Thank you.
267
00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,284
Okay, folks, bus is leaving.
268
00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:10,952
- Get your hugs in.
- Okay, check it out.
269
00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:13,721
I was able to pull some strings
270
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,157
and get you
these special cancer pills.
271
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,059
Take one a day.
They'll give you the energy
272
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,227
to get through camp.
273
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,795
Will they cure my cancer?
274
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,664
Depends on your attitude.
275
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:28,203
I love you, dad.
276
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:32,173
Okay.
Okay, good.
277
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:34,576
There you go.
Be brave.
278
00:11:42,885 --> 00:11:46,321
Both: 10, 11, 12,
279
00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:49,958
13...
280
00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:54,162
1, 2, 3...
281
00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:56,231
4, 5...
282
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:01,369
Ashish, it's not your turn.
283
00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:03,271
What number did I get up to?
284
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:07,842
5! Or 13.
285
00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:16,484
Whoo!
Yummy time.
286
00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:17,986
It's been a while, hasn't it?
287
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,656
- What has?
- Since we had sex.
288
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,358
Oh, yeah.
289
00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:25,493
Sleep deprivation's
the silent romance killer.
290
00:12:25,528 --> 00:12:28,530
Who thought Frank
would be the cure?
291
00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,431
- Jody?
- Yeah.
292
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:32,834
Would you want to stay here
a little bit?
293
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,536
Oh, you want to snuggle?
294
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:37,705
Jody's always down
for maximum snuggums.
295
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:41,209
I was thinking maybe we could
296
00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:46,614
mix into snuggle time
297
00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:49,784
a little toy time?
298
00:12:49,818 --> 00:12:51,352
Sheila, we've been over this.
299
00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,188
- I'll go slow.
- Not gonna happen.
300
00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:54,689
It's good to be nervous.
301
00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:56,858
- Not true.
- Please.
302
00:12:56,892 --> 00:13:01,262
Sheila, sweetheart,
303
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:03,364
I can't, okay?
304
00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:05,033
I like what we have now.
305
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,768
Let's not ruin it.
306
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:09,571
Breakfast in a sec?
307
00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:15,743
♪ I've been working
on the railroad ♪
308
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:19,147
All: ♪ all the livelong day ♪
309
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:21,916
♪ I've been working
on the railroad ♪
310
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,284
♪ just to ♪
♪ pass the time away ♪
311
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:24,752
Yo.
I'm Hanley.
312
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,088
Carl. What up?
313
00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:28,723
Not my red blood cell count.
314
00:13:28,757 --> 00:13:30,425
What kind do you got?
315
00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,594
The kind that kills kids.
You?
316
00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,929
Same.
317
00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:40,034
Fiona, I need you
to trade breaks with me later.
318
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,469
Sure.
When do I punch out?
319
00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:43,304
Bobby'll tell you.
320
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:45,240
And a little tip
I tell all the new gals,
321
00:13:45,274 --> 00:13:47,775
I don't punch out
when I pull my extra break.
322
00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,311
If I'm in the building,
I'm gonna get compensated
323
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,913
for whatever work I do.
324
00:13:51,947 --> 00:13:53,281
Makes sense.
325
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,949
When it's my day, I punch in,
326
00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,651
go home, nap,
327
00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:58,119
do shit with my boyfriend,
328
00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,654
come back, do Bobby,
329
00:13:59,688 --> 00:14:02,156
go back home,
and still don't punch out.
330
00:14:02,191 --> 00:14:03,725
I have one of the gals
on the late shift
331
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,393
punch me out at close.
332
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,096
Get paid for a double,
and I only work 15 minutes.
333
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,831
Reason I need you to go for me
334
00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:11,599
is 'cause I got a bunch
of canker sores.
335
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,301
I need a break
from the sucky-suck,
336
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,303
if you know what I mean.
337
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,905
Jennica, could I go
for you next week?
338
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,241
I just got my teeth cleaned
at the free clinic,
339
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,578
and the trainee hygienist
just shredded my gums.
340
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,979
Been there.
No worries.
341
00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:26,848
I'll ask Lucy.
I got seniority.
342
00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:30,318
I got the evening Bobby shift,
which is easy-peasy.
343
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:35,356
By then, basically his dick
is just coughing up smoke.
344
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,697
Pancakes are in the oven.
345
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:45,433
Great session.
346
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,036
Yummy time, mucho yum.
347
00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:55,176
He looks so happy and peaceful.
348
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,778
If ignorance is bliss,
349
00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:00,214
then Down Syndrome's
got to be euphoria.
350
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,520
How are the pancakes?
351
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:06,988
Filling.
352
00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:08,756
Do you ever miss
what we used to have?
353
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,792
Your crepes?
Definitely.
354
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:14,262
Jody's not much of a cook.
355
00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:17,332
I mean, the--
356
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:20,768
the things
that we would do together.
357
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:23,271
Our social calendar
was never that full.
358
00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:25,306
No, I mean,
359
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,975
like, the things.
360
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,112
I'm talking about what you and I
used to have in bed.
361
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:35,216
Oh.
362
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,085
No.
363
00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:41,489
You let me be in charge.
Remember?
364
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,890
Jody only wants
365
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:45,226
to cuddle and do it
like missionaries.
366
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,129
- Cuddling's good.
- It's boring.
367
00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:49,831
And uneventful.
368
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,532
I need events!
369
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,835
I want eventful play!
370
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,003
- Shh.
- I want to be in charge.
371
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,905
Well, then be in charge.
372
00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,141
Be forceful.
Jody's malleable.
373
00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:02,477
He's not.
374
00:16:02,511 --> 00:16:05,513
I've tried.
375
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,582
Would you talk to him?
376
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:08,883
No.
377
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,419
I have needs, Frank.
378
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:14,389
I have needs.
379
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,758
I don't think I ask
for too much.
380
00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,662
[Crying]
I don't know what to do.
381
00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:23,364
Oh, no, please don cry
382
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,465
when I'm eating.
383
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,168
[Whimpers]
384
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:28,369
I'm sorry.
385
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,838
Just I miss it.
386
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:33,875
I miss it so, so much.
387
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,977
And the missing makes me sad.
388
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:39,213
All right, all right.
I'll talk to him.
389
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,549
Really?
You will?
390
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,651
Yes, if you'll stop crying
391
00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:46,521
and let me enjoy
my pancakes, yes.
392
00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:48,556
I can stop crying.
I can stop crying.
393
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,725
I can.
I can stop crying.
394
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,729
[Stifled crying]
395
00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:59,767
You're visiting a Milkovich
sister nobody's ever heard of
396
00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:00,935
in Milwaukee?
397
00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:02,270
Uh, correct.
398
00:17:02,304 --> 00:17:04,439
And you're gonna do what?
399
00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:06,874
We are going to evaluate
her well-being
400
00:17:06,909 --> 00:17:09,510
and, if need be, rescue her.
401
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,012
You mean kidnap?
402
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:12,346
Provide transport
to a safer haven.
403
00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:14,282
- Kidnap.
- Rescue.
404
00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:15,616
Bad idea.
405
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,585
Look, a kid's in trouble,
406
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,120
we're gonna help.
407
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,723
Crossing state lines
to bring a minor
408
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:25,526
back to the Milkovich house
of horror seems more like abuse.
409
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,261
Look, her mother's dead,
she's home alone,
410
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,629
and she's scared.
411
00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:30,765
Welcome
to the predictable consequences
412
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,201
of using crystal meth.
413
00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:36,404
[Engine struggles to turn over]
414
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:37,872
Have you ever driven this thing
415
00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:39,474
more than four
consecutive miles?
416
00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:41,642
[Revving]
417
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:55,289
[Rock music]
418
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,159
♪
419
00:17:58,193 --> 00:17:59,594
What's that smell?
420
00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:00,795
Fresh air.
421
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,497
Where's the rifle range?
422
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:03,831
Don't think we have that
anymore.
423
00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:04,966
Then why's it on the pamphlet?
424
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,634
That is a worthwhile inquiry.
425
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,269
You shouldn't have put it
on the pamphlet
426
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,738
- if you don't have it.
- Well, let's go check.
427
00:18:10,772 --> 00:18:13,674
Come on.
428
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,143
♪ Without windows ♪
429
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,212
♪
430
00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:21,415
[Groans] Damn it.
431
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,617
You all right, Lucy?
432
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:25,553
No, I'm not all right.
433
00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:27,221
I was filling in
for Jennica on her--
434
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:29,824
I was filling in
for Jennica's Bobby break,
435
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,592
and now I got Bobby juice
on the blouse
436
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:32,660
that I am wearing
to Cuban Night.
437
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,161
So now Jennica's gonna get
438
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,630
her car keyed,
because I am fed up
439
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:37,431
with coworkers who always seem
440
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:40,434
to have canker sore outbreaks
when it's their turn.
441
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:45,873
Hey, don't forget
to backload those.
442
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:46,974
♪
443
00:18:47,009 --> 00:18:49,043
♪ There was a farmer ♪
444
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:51,979
♪ who had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o ♪
445
00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:54,649
♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
446
00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:55,917
♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
447
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:58,452
♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
448
00:18:58,487 --> 00:18:59,887
♪ and Bingo was his name-o ♪
449
00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:00,888
You want to sing along
with us, Carl?
450
00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,156
I want to shoot a rifle.
451
00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:04,125
Got some info for you
on that one.
452
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:05,993
We no longer offer
a rifle range.
453
00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:07,828
That's bullshit!
454
00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:09,564
Language, please, Carl.
455
00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:11,265
There's a range
on the pamphlet.
456
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,001
How about I teach you
to play chess?
457
00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:16,504
How about I call Action 4 News
and tell them
458
00:19:16,538 --> 00:19:18,172
you're lying
to a bunch of dying kids
459
00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:20,341
on what they get to do
at this horseshit camp!
460
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,076
I'm sorry, Carl.
461
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:24,078
I want to go to the forest
and kill something.
462
00:19:24,112 --> 00:19:26,147
Let's find you
something safe to do,
463
00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:27,615
yet still thrilling,
464
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:30,851
like making
a tie-dyed t-shirt.
465
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:32,687
You don't have to want it.
466
00:19:32,721 --> 00:19:33,988
Doing things
you don't want to do
467
00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:35,957
is how you make
a relationship work.
468
00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:37,858
I can't, Frank.
I'm sorry.
469
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,860
Sex toys are a gateway choice.
470
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:42,296
Toys can be mind-expanding.
471
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,999
I just got my one-year chip
from Sex Addicts Anonymous.
472
00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:46,968
Part of my recovery's
to make certain
473
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:48,869
that I only have
loving, committed sex.
474
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,438
No battery-powered aides
allowed.
475
00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:52,373
She just wants
to kick it up a notch.
476
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:53,808
Make her happy.
477
00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:55,443
The key
to my continued happiness
478
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,278
is to have loving sex
infrequently.
479
00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:59,013
I've mastered
the infrequent part.
480
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,816
This isn't about
your happiness.
481
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,217
It's about Sheila's.
482
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,486
I finally got my life
back under control.
483
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,854
If I kick it up a notch,
484
00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:07,989
there's no stopping me.
485
00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:09,223
It's an addiction.
486
00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:10,958
Oh, would you stop bragging?
487
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:13,194
We're all sex addicts, man.
488
00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:14,562
10, 12 times a day?
489
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,130
What, thinking about it?
Yeah. More.
490
00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:18,399
No, the act.
Arousal and release.
491
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:19,667
Before I got into SA,
492
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:22,003
I was having sex
10, 12 times a day.
493
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:23,871
Giving or receiving?
494
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:25,406
Never receiving.
I was destroying.
495
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,475
Destroying?
496
00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:31,312
That's what I used to call it.
"Destroying pussy."
497
00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:33,848
You all make coming to work
such a delight.
498
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:36,517
10, 12 times a day?
The same woman?
499
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,319
Never. That's the thing
about the internet.
500
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,021
Once you announce
your depravity,
501
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:41,522
there's plenty of other
depravers seeking company.
502
00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:43,391
I mean,
if you put it out there,
503
00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:44,892
you can find a ton
of willing participants
504
00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:46,560
who want to be humiliated
having sex.
505
00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:48,362
I got to re-up
my AOL account.
506
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:51,666
One week,
I had 32 different partners.
507
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,067
Didn't cost me a dime.
508
00:20:53,101 --> 00:20:55,436
Toys, contraptions,
509
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,004
restraints.
510
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,406
You know,
you start messing around,
511
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,840
you think you're under control,
512
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,076
but eventually you abuse
your arousal center,
513
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:05,713
needing stranger and stranger
shit to flip your switch.
514
00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:07,415
I mean,
515
00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:09,750
I started to look at sex
like a fight,
516
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:12,286
and my weapon was my cock.
517
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,955
I knew I really had a problem
when I couldn't get hard
518
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,557
unless I was slapping it
in the face
519
00:21:16,591 --> 00:21:19,560
of a woman who was pretending
she was crying.
520
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:27,802
I underestimated you, Jody.
521
00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:31,105
In a bar
full of depraved people,
522
00:21:31,139 --> 00:21:33,708
you are the Grand Poobah
of depravity.
523
00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:35,710
Was.
524
00:21:35,744 --> 00:21:38,279
Won't be again.
525
00:21:38,313 --> 00:21:41,716
What do I owe you
for the ginger ale, Kev?
526
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,385
- Vanilla or chocolate?
- Mixed.
527
00:21:44,419 --> 00:21:46,087
You got any rainbow sprinkles?
528
00:21:46,121 --> 00:21:48,322
They discontinued
using sprinkles last summer.
529
00:21:48,356 --> 00:21:50,725
Some brands of food coloring
have been linked to cancer.
530
00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:53,427
I already have cancer.
This camp blows.
531
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:55,329
No sprinkles?
What is this, Mexico?
532
00:21:55,363 --> 00:21:57,231
We're trying to create
an enjoyable--
533
00:21:57,265 --> 00:21:58,999
Create a way to get some
sprinkles here before we die.
534
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:01,502
Hey, kids,
it's Moppy the clown.
535
00:22:01,536 --> 00:22:05,973
[Cheers]
536
00:22:06,007 --> 00:22:08,309
Yo, Carl, way to speak up.
537
00:22:08,343 --> 00:22:09,577
Want to go check out the lake?
538
00:22:09,611 --> 00:22:11,579
Sure.
I'll go ask.
539
00:22:11,613 --> 00:22:13,013
Don't ask.
Just go.
540
00:22:13,048 --> 00:22:14,181
But they'll get mad
541
00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:15,249
if we don't ask permission.
542
00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:17,017
Cancer is our permission.
543
00:22:17,052 --> 00:22:18,285
We've been at this camp
544
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,620
for a whole day
without seeing the lake.
545
00:22:19,654 --> 00:22:21,088
I've never seen a lake before.
546
00:22:21,123 --> 00:22:24,291
- Not even Lake Michigan?
- Where's that?
547
00:22:29,798 --> 00:22:31,499
I didn't get a chance
to swing by the bank today,
548
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:32,967
but I'll get some money
in the squirrel fund tomorrow.
549
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:34,769
- I promise, okay?
- Okay.
550
00:22:34,803 --> 00:22:35,770
How'd it go today?
551
00:22:35,804 --> 00:22:37,772
Weird.
Day care?
552
00:22:37,806 --> 00:22:40,207
No kids lost limbs.
No kids were lost by Jim.
553
00:22:40,242 --> 00:22:41,942
Excellent.
554
00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:44,178
How'd cashier work get weird?
555
00:22:44,212 --> 00:22:46,180
I think everyone at work
other than me
556
00:22:46,214 --> 00:22:47,515
is blowing the manager.
557
00:22:47,549 --> 00:22:49,049
That's genius.
558
00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:50,151
Evil genius.
559
00:22:50,185 --> 00:22:52,119
Taking advantage of women
560
00:22:52,154 --> 00:22:53,954
who can't afford
to lose their jobs?
561
00:22:53,989 --> 00:22:55,556
- It's sick.
- Then quit.
562
00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:58,359
I need the job.
Overtime. Benefits.
563
00:22:58,393 --> 00:23:00,861
But eventually,
they're all gonna realize
564
00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:03,063
I'm not carrying
my share of the load.
565
00:23:03,098 --> 00:23:05,232
Literally.
566
00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:06,967
Maybe I can figure out a way
to make 'em all stop
567
00:23:07,002 --> 00:23:09,970
before they realize
I'm getting a free ride.
568
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:12,206
Yeah, if we stick together,
569
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,241
collectively boycott
giving him what he wants,
570
00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:16,143
maybe it can stop.
There's strength in numbers.
571
00:23:16,178 --> 00:23:18,646
United we stand.
Divided, we keep sucking dick.
572
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,882
Hey, revolutions have begun
with less inspiring phrases.
573
00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:24,318
Cool.
574
00:23:24,352 --> 00:23:26,654
Flat rocks skip better.
575
00:23:26,688 --> 00:23:28,489
They pay for your braces
576
00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:30,257
before or after they found out
you were dying?
577
00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:33,160
I'm not dying.
578
00:23:33,195 --> 00:23:34,829
You got cancer, dude.
579
00:23:34,863 --> 00:23:37,164
You're dying.
We're all dying.
580
00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:40,534
My dad got me
some special pills.
581
00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:43,070
Good luck with that.
582
00:23:43,104 --> 00:23:45,739
Seriously.
583
00:23:45,774 --> 00:23:47,174
They ain't got no cure.
584
00:23:47,209 --> 00:23:49,844
I thought this camp
was supposed to,
585
00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:51,879
you know, like, help kids,
fresh air and that stuff.
586
00:23:51,913 --> 00:23:53,948
The only kids
invited to this camp
587
00:23:53,982 --> 00:23:55,449
are the ones
that ain't gonna make it.
588
00:23:55,483 --> 00:23:57,551
This is the final party.
589
00:23:57,586 --> 00:24:00,221
One final "screw you,"
putting all this cool shit
590
00:24:00,255 --> 00:24:03,057
within arm's reach
and then not letting us do dick.
591
00:24:03,091 --> 00:24:07,261
If you had to pick one wish they
would actually grant, what would it be?
592
00:24:07,295 --> 00:24:09,196
Titties.
593
00:24:09,231 --> 00:24:11,198
Never seen
a real girl's titties.
594
00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:13,033
- Porn?
- Sure.
595
00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:15,236
But never seen titties
in real life.
596
00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:17,204
- You?
- Older sister.
597
00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:18,873
Describe 'em.
598
00:24:18,907 --> 00:24:22,309
Like titties, except their
your older sister's.
599
00:24:22,344 --> 00:24:24,778
You don't really want
to keep looking at 'em.
600
00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:28,983
[Bed screeching]
601
00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:32,820
- How's that?
- Fine.
602
00:24:32,854 --> 00:24:35,055
- You feeling me?
- Oh, I do.
603
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,790
What's my name?
604
00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:37,892
Have you forgotten your name?
605
00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:39,727
- Say it!
- It.
606
00:24:39,761 --> 00:24:41,428
- My name.
- Jody.
607
00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:46,267
[Groans]
608
00:24:46,301 --> 00:24:49,670
[Car horn blares]
609
00:25:12,827 --> 00:25:15,362
[Knock at door]
610
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,901
Hey, Molly.
It's me, Mandy.
611
00:25:22,704 --> 00:25:26,206
Whoa.
Uh, this is Lip,
612
00:25:26,241 --> 00:25:28,275
- my friend.
- Hey.
613
00:25:28,310 --> 00:25:30,411
Is daddy here?
614
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:35,215
He's at sea,
but he sends his love.
615
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,784
How are you?
616
00:25:36,818 --> 00:25:38,719
Am I coming home with you?
617
00:25:41,222 --> 00:25:43,724
Um, Molly, did your mom--
did she have, like,
618
00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:45,960
an address book
with family members
619
00:25:45,994 --> 00:25:47,061
from her side of the family?
620
00:25:47,495 --> 00:25:49,596
Cousins or anyone like that?
621
00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:51,998
No.
622
00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:54,334
Okay,
what about her cell phone?
623
00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:56,203
Anyone on that?
624
00:25:56,237 --> 00:25:58,472
She only had two numbers on it.
625
00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:01,308
Daddy's and her dealer's.
626
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,610
You never met
any uncles or aunties?
627
00:26:03,644 --> 00:26:06,613
Just you and my cousin David.
628
00:26:06,647 --> 00:26:08,715
He's in the Navy
and fights bad guys.
629
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,552
But other than him, no.
630
00:26:12,587 --> 00:26:15,155
Are you taking me to daddy?
631
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:40,147
Ooh, 51 seconds, Debs.
632
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:42,682
Only 39 seconds to go.
633
00:26:42,717 --> 00:26:44,718
[Inhales deeply]
634
00:26:48,256 --> 00:26:50,724
Hey, register two.
635
00:26:50,758 --> 00:26:52,759
You having a party?
636
00:26:52,794 --> 00:26:54,428
The ladies'll be
all a-flitter.
637
00:26:54,462 --> 00:26:55,829
Hi.
Patty.
638
00:26:55,863 --> 00:26:57,664
- Deli.
- Hey, Patty. Fiona.
639
00:26:57,698 --> 00:27:00,267
Yeah, just a chance
to mingle away from work.
640
00:27:00,301 --> 00:27:02,235
Coffee, cocktails,
conversation.
641
00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:03,937
Totally casual.
642
00:27:03,971 --> 00:27:05,572
I've been working here
25 years.
643
00:27:05,606 --> 00:27:07,073
No one's ever thrown a party.
644
00:27:07,108 --> 00:27:08,775
Well, it's good to get
to know people
645
00:27:08,810 --> 00:27:10,677
away from the salt mine,
you know?
646
00:27:10,711 --> 00:27:12,913
I don't know, but I'm glad
you're gonna show us.
647
00:27:12,947 --> 00:27:14,381
Want me to bring something?
648
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:16,049
- We're all set.
- Are you sure?
649
00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:17,384
Something from the deli?
650
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,019
Bobby'd probably give us
a discount.
651
00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:20,287
Or I could throw away some meat
652
00:27:20,321 --> 00:27:21,721
and pick it up
from the dumpster later.
653
00:27:21,756 --> 00:27:23,857
Don't worry.
I'll double-bag it.
654
00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:27,294
I'm just gonna do chips
and salsa, something light.
655
00:27:27,328 --> 00:27:29,296
Well, more room
in my belly for beer.
656
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:31,731
See you tonight.
657
00:27:35,369 --> 00:27:37,938
Panerai.
Nice.
658
00:27:37,972 --> 00:27:39,940
How nice?
659
00:27:42,109 --> 00:27:44,177
$2,000.
660
00:27:44,212 --> 00:27:45,846
That cost me five
three years ago.
661
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,682
Don't need a pedigree.
Just need an answer.
662
00:27:50,551 --> 00:27:52,519
[Clicks tongue]
663
00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:56,490
[Cell phone ringing]
664
00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:00,427
Fuck.
665
00:28:03,664 --> 00:28:06,233
Okay, kids, for lunch,
we have organic chicken,
666
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,068
a fresh kale salad,
667
00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:10,203
and a juice bar
with beets and cukes
668
00:28:10,238 --> 00:28:11,605
and ginger and carrots
ready to be ground down
669
00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:13,273
into their essential goodness.
670
00:28:13,307 --> 00:28:15,375
- Got any chicken nuggets?
- I love chicken nuggets.
671
00:28:15,409 --> 00:28:17,244
Chickie nugs?
I want some.
672
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,079
Sorry, guys.
No chicken nuggets.
673
00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:20,480
- Got a car?
- No.
674
00:28:20,515 --> 00:28:22,215
- I'm a college student.
- Buy one.
675
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,917
People who go to college
are rich.
676
00:28:23,951 --> 00:28:26,386
- I'm not.
- Then go call us a cab
677
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,654
and go get us some nuggets.
678
00:28:27,688 --> 00:28:29,189
I got money.
My mom said I could buy
679
00:28:29,223 --> 00:28:30,690
whatever I want
from the camp store.
680
00:28:30,725 --> 00:28:32,359
I want chicken nuggets.
681
00:28:32,393 --> 00:28:33,927
There's no nuggets
at the camp store.
682
00:28:33,961 --> 00:28:35,962
We're dying of cancer.
683
00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:39,199
Serial killers on death row get
lobster for their final meal.
684
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,201
Any one of these next meals
could be our last.
685
00:28:41,235 --> 00:28:42,302
We can't even get
some chicken nuggets?
686
00:28:42,336 --> 00:28:43,537
We have cancer.
687
00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:44,871
Go get us some nuggets now!
688
00:28:44,906 --> 00:28:46,773
All: Nuggets, nuggets,
689
00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:48,808
nuggets, nuggets,
690
00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:51,478
nuggets, nuggets, nuggets,
691
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,814
nuggets...
[Other kids continue chanting]
692
00:28:54,849 --> 00:28:57,484
Hanley, I'm gonna get you
to see some real titties.
693
00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,086
Not sister titties,
not porn titties.
694
00:29:00,121 --> 00:29:04,257
Just naked, real titties.
695
00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:06,493
Well, I'm off to work.
696
00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:09,896
- Okay.
- Mwah.
697
00:29:09,931 --> 00:29:12,933
Eggs are in the oven, Frank.
698
00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:17,737
You were gonna talk to him.
699
00:29:17,772 --> 00:29:18,805
I did.
700
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:20,407
Nothing's changed.
701
00:29:20,441 --> 00:29:22,409
Not gonna happen overnight,
Sheila.
702
00:29:22,443 --> 00:29:24,945
I am running out of time.
703
00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:26,012
You're not.
704
00:29:26,047 --> 00:29:28,415
I think we can have
705
00:29:28,449 --> 00:29:29,649
what we had again.
706
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,018
And I would never
cheat on Jody,
707
00:29:32,053 --> 00:29:34,421
but I am ready to ask him
708
00:29:34,455 --> 00:29:37,591
if you and I can have
a little toy time on the side.
709
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:40,927
We had something special,
710
00:29:40,962 --> 00:29:43,296
but not as special
as you and Jody.
711
00:29:43,331 --> 00:29:46,766
I don't need Jody.
I need you.
712
00:29:46,801 --> 00:29:49,536
[Stammers]
I-I need you back
713
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:52,973
because of what you let me feel
714
00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:57,177
by allowing me
to make you feel something
715
00:29:57,211 --> 00:30:01,314
that you don't want to feel.
716
00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:05,051
You brought a girl to my house
717
00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:06,286
without asking me first?
718
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,787
You took me in
when I needed it.
719
00:30:07,822 --> 00:30:10,123
My MS has got real bad.
720
00:30:10,157 --> 00:30:12,892
My whole left side
goes numb for weeks.
721
00:30:12,927 --> 00:30:14,327
I'll help.
722
00:30:14,362 --> 00:30:16,229
Your heart's
in the right place.
723
00:30:16,263 --> 00:30:18,164
You're the best Milkovich
there is.
724
00:30:18,199 --> 00:30:21,067
I should have called first.
I'm sorry.
725
00:30:21,102 --> 00:30:24,137
No, it's not a bad idea, Mandy.
726
00:30:24,171 --> 00:30:25,572
It's a bad time.
727
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:28,008
I mean, I can't take care
of little kids.
728
00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:29,976
Take her back.
729
00:30:30,011 --> 00:30:31,845
There are good people who work
730
00:30:31,879 --> 00:30:33,546
in the places
that take care of orphans.
731
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,415
She'll be better off.
732
00:30:35,449 --> 00:30:37,584
Could you look after her
while we figure it out?
733
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,052
What are you gonna do
734
00:30:39,086 --> 00:30:40,553
when there's no Aunt Rande
to run to?
735
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,723
And one day, there won't be.
736
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:46,726
That day is today.
737
00:30:50,931 --> 00:30:53,266
Loving sex
is a rule of my program.
738
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,202
Don't let your emotions
completely obscure
739
00:30:56,237 --> 00:30:58,104
the barbaric roots
of the sexual act.
740
00:30:58,139 --> 00:31:01,908
Don't lose touch with the seeds
of our animal nature.
741
00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:03,710
That's a good thing.
We're not animals.
742
00:31:03,744 --> 00:31:05,512
We're people with the ability
743
00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:07,881
to elevate sex to a spiritual,
loving experience.
744
00:31:07,915 --> 00:31:09,916
You can have that with Sheila
745
00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:11,451
and still give her
what she needs.
746
00:31:11,485 --> 00:31:12,552
That's not been my experience.
747
00:31:12,586 --> 00:31:14,120
You're smarter now.
748
00:31:14,155 --> 00:31:16,256
You're stronger.
You can handle it.
749
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,691
Sheila needs you.
750
00:31:17,725 --> 00:31:19,859
♪ Boys will be boys ♪
751
00:31:19,894 --> 00:31:21,528
I love her, Frank.
I really do.
752
00:31:21,562 --> 00:31:23,763
Then don't let past regrets
753
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,399
scare you from embracing
new experiences.
754
00:31:26,434 --> 00:31:29,302
It's what it unleashes in me
that I'm afraid of.
755
00:31:29,336 --> 00:31:32,038
Jody, the most important part
of your recovery
756
00:31:32,073 --> 00:31:34,207
is this little family
you've started.
757
00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:36,409
Sheila wants to be sensitive
to your recovery,
758
00:31:36,444 --> 00:31:37,544
but she has needs.
759
00:31:37,578 --> 00:31:39,579
Your acceptance of those needs
760
00:31:39,613 --> 00:31:41,314
is an act of love.
761
00:31:41,348 --> 00:31:43,483
This is love.
762
00:31:43,517 --> 00:31:45,552
You're not breaking
your sobriety.
763
00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:47,654
You're showing her
how much you care.
764
00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:48,755
Hmm.
765
00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:51,157
Ready, Jody.
766
00:31:51,192 --> 00:31:53,827
Right.
What are we doing again?
767
00:31:53,861 --> 00:31:56,830
"Eat at Anne's" with an arrow.
768
00:31:56,864 --> 00:31:58,431
Cool.
Hop on.
769
00:32:06,941 --> 00:32:08,408
Hey.
Where you been?
770
00:32:08,442 --> 00:32:09,809
Hey.
Milwaukee.
771
00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:11,778
- What?
- I love Milwaukee.
772
00:32:11,812 --> 00:32:13,646
- Breweries.
- What's all this?
773
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,315
Party for work.
774
00:32:15,349 --> 00:32:16,316
Hey, Fiona.
775
00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:18,251
Fiona, this is Molly,
776
00:32:18,285 --> 00:32:19,652
Mandy's sister.
777
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:22,122
Both: You have a sister?
778
00:32:22,156 --> 00:32:23,456
I do.
779
00:32:23,491 --> 00:32:25,592
Hey, Molly, bathroom.
780
00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:28,161
You guys, I'm up to 75 seconds.
781
00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:30,096
- Doing what, Debs?
- Prepping to be drowned
782
00:32:30,131 --> 00:32:31,798
- at the city pool.
- Oh, cool.
783
00:32:31,832 --> 00:32:33,600
Debs, this is Molly,
Mandy's sister.
784
00:32:33,634 --> 00:32:34,834
Can you show her
the bathroom, please?
785
00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:37,670
You have a sister?
786
00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,272
Milwaukee?
787
00:32:39,306 --> 00:32:42,108
Look, her mother OD'd,
and she called Mandy.
788
00:32:42,143 --> 00:32:43,943
Uh-huh.
So why are you involved?
789
00:32:43,978 --> 00:32:45,678
He's Captain Chivalry now.
790
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,982
Look, she's a little girl
that needs shelter
791
00:32:49,016 --> 00:32:50,483
while we figure out
the next step.
792
00:32:50,518 --> 00:32:51,484
Can't she just stay here
for a bit?
793
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:53,186
We're kind of full up.
794
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,021
Not with Carl in camp,
we're not.
795
00:32:55,055 --> 00:32:56,856
Why don't you just take her
to her father's house?
796
00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,358
Well, we're not gonna take her
to her father's house
797
00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,326
because her father likes
to molest his daughters.
798
00:33:00,361 --> 00:33:02,896
Should have led with that.
799
00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:04,297
[Sighs]
800
00:33:04,331 --> 00:33:05,732
You don't need
to be playing house
801
00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:08,535
with Mandy Milkovich.
802
00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,570
So yes or no?
803
00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:14,641
She can stay
till Carl gets back,
804
00:33:14,675 --> 00:33:16,576
but, Lip, doing shit
like this signals something
805
00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:18,411
to a girl like Mandy.
806
00:33:18,445 --> 00:33:20,380
You sure you know what kind
of signals you're sending?
807
00:33:20,414 --> 00:33:22,882
[Cell phone ringing] Pop.
808
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:24,317
Can you meet me for a drink?
809
00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:25,485
Is everything all right?
810
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:27,987
If everything was all right,
811
00:33:28,022 --> 00:33:29,155
I wouldn't be asking you
to meet me
812
00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:30,723
for a drink on short notice.
813
00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:32,158
Can't you tell me on the phone?
814
00:33:32,193 --> 00:33:34,327
James, just put on
your big-boy pants
815
00:33:34,361 --> 00:33:36,396
and meet your father at a bar
816
00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:39,332
of your choice
so we can mumble, like men,
817
00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:40,400
over a beer.
818
00:33:40,434 --> 00:33:42,535
[Note rings out]
819
00:33:53,113 --> 00:33:55,114
No.
820
00:33:58,752 --> 00:34:03,122
This is where they lock up
the pain pills.
821
00:34:03,157 --> 00:34:06,526
- We need a bolt cutter.
- No, we don't.
822
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,861
Let's just use
your Swiss army knife
823
00:34:07,895 --> 00:34:09,629
and unscrew the bolts.
824
00:34:09,663 --> 00:34:12,565
Or we can just break the glass.
825
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,735
When I break the glass,
you guys cough
826
00:34:15,769 --> 00:34:18,404
so no one will be suspicious.
827
00:34:18,439 --> 00:34:21,341
One, two, three, cough.
[All coughing]
828
00:34:23,911 --> 00:34:25,979
What are you kids
doing in here?
829
00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:27,513
We were gonna steal the drugs
and sell them.
830
00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:30,383
Really?
You need to work on your lying.
831
00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:32,652
What do you need money for?
832
00:34:32,686 --> 00:34:34,487
- We want to pay a woman--
- Shut up.
833
00:34:34,521 --> 00:34:36,656
This is a camp that's supposed
to fulfill wishes,
834
00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:38,324
but all you do is say "no."
835
00:34:38,359 --> 00:34:39,893
[Sighs]
836
00:34:39,927 --> 00:34:42,495
Kids, I came to work here
837
00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:44,697
to do my part
in diminishing the burden
838
00:34:44,732 --> 00:34:46,332
of your illness.
839
00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:47,767
I know you've been disappointed
840
00:34:47,801 --> 00:34:50,103
with some of the restrictions
put on you here.
841
00:34:50,137 --> 00:34:53,806
I wish I had the power
to change that.
842
00:34:55,409 --> 00:34:59,012
You may have more power
than you think.
843
00:35:01,749 --> 00:35:03,049
Frank.
844
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,785
Jody wants to talk to you.
845
00:35:13,394 --> 00:35:17,130
[Lively conversation]
846
00:35:17,164 --> 00:35:20,400
Ladies, thanks
for getting together
847
00:35:20,434 --> 00:35:21,634
on such short notice.
848
00:35:21,669 --> 00:35:23,036
Oh, who doesn't like a party?
849
00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:25,138
You've all embraced me
at the store,
850
00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:27,040
and I really appreciate it.
851
00:35:27,074 --> 00:35:30,376
And I-I just want to say
852
00:35:30,411 --> 00:35:34,714
that we-- we collectively
have a voice.
853
00:35:34,748 --> 00:35:36,082
All: Yeah!
854
00:35:36,116 --> 00:35:39,485
And we-- we should
start voicing it.
855
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,421
You starting a ladies' choir?
856
00:35:41,455 --> 00:35:43,089
I sing at the church
every Sunday.
857
00:35:43,123 --> 00:35:44,490
I can't sing at all.
858
00:35:44,525 --> 00:35:47,827
No. No.
859
00:35:47,861 --> 00:35:50,830
Ladies, we need to speak
about what's going on at work--
860
00:35:50,864 --> 00:35:53,766
with Bobby.
861
00:35:53,801 --> 00:35:56,235
I, like all of you,
862
00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:58,805
am happy to have a job, okay?
863
00:35:58,839 --> 00:36:00,306
But I don't want this job
864
00:36:00,341 --> 00:36:03,009
if the cost is
a never-ending payback hummer.
865
00:36:03,043 --> 00:36:05,411
I don't want
to live in that world.
866
00:36:05,446 --> 00:36:06,779
It's not right.
867
00:36:06,814 --> 00:36:08,181
Thank God
somebody finally said it.
868
00:36:08,215 --> 00:36:09,449
I've been saying it for months.
869
00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:10,583
But you didn't throw a party.
870
00:36:10,617 --> 00:36:11,617
[Laughter]
871
00:36:11,652 --> 00:36:12,685
If we band together,
872
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,020
we can put an end to this.
873
00:36:14,054 --> 00:36:16,356
- Yeah.
- An end to hearing your name
874
00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:17,924
- called over the loudspeaker.
- Hello.
875
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,359
An end to him deciding
876
00:36:19,393 --> 00:36:20,593
we're here to please him
877
00:36:20,627 --> 00:36:22,128
whenever the urge arises.
878
00:36:22,162 --> 00:36:23,596
- Right.
- An end to feeling
879
00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:25,598
like we have to give him
whatever he wants.
880
00:36:25,632 --> 00:36:27,166
Like we are
some desperate whores
881
00:36:27,201 --> 00:36:28,601
who are happy
for the attention.
882
00:36:28,635 --> 00:36:30,103
All: Right.
883
00:36:30,137 --> 00:36:33,272
Our jobs are not his
to threaten us with.
884
00:36:33,307 --> 00:36:34,707
- Right.
- Our mouths
885
00:36:34,742 --> 00:36:36,209
are not his property
to use as he pleases.
886
00:36:36,243 --> 00:36:37,777
- Yeah.
- Amen.
887
00:36:37,811 --> 00:36:39,379
I was this close
to biting it off last week.
888
00:36:39,413 --> 00:36:40,513
[Laughter]
889
00:36:40,547 --> 00:36:43,783
We need to say this stops now.
890
00:36:43,817 --> 00:36:45,218
All: Yeah!
Yes!
891
00:36:45,252 --> 00:36:48,454
It's not that bad.
[Silence]
892
00:36:48,489 --> 00:36:49,622
What?
893
00:36:49,656 --> 00:36:51,157
I mean, he showers daily,
894
00:36:51,191 --> 00:36:53,059
keeps himself clean.
895
00:36:53,093 --> 00:36:56,996
Last year, when my kid got sick,
he gave me time off.
896
00:36:57,031 --> 00:36:58,064
Says something.
897
00:36:58,098 --> 00:37:00,666
Patty's right.
898
00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:02,468
When I punch in late,
he never dock me.
899
00:37:02,503 --> 00:37:04,470
What's a quick blow job
if, when my kid is sick,
900
00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:06,072
I get to stay home?
901
00:37:06,106 --> 00:37:07,807
- It's sexual harassment.
- Exactly.
902
00:37:07,841 --> 00:37:09,242
He let me take flowers
903
00:37:09,276 --> 00:37:10,810
to put on my mother's grave,
no charge.
904
00:37:10,844 --> 00:37:12,345
He charges you a weekly hummer.
905
00:37:12,379 --> 00:37:14,547
Come on, he lets you take home
906
00:37:14,581 --> 00:37:16,916
week-old carnations
that are already dying.
907
00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:18,317
To hell with his flowers.
908
00:37:18,352 --> 00:37:20,520
It's once a week
for ten minutes.
909
00:37:20,554 --> 00:37:22,155
Stick your finger up his rear
910
00:37:22,189 --> 00:37:24,657
and pop his cork,
you get it done in two.
911
00:37:24,691 --> 00:37:26,159
That's what I would do,
912
00:37:26,193 --> 00:37:27,894
and leave a Lee press on nail
up there.
913
00:37:27,928 --> 00:37:29,095
[Laughter]
914
00:37:29,129 --> 00:37:30,830
Give him something
to scream about.
915
00:37:30,864 --> 00:37:33,699
Amen, Jennica!
[Laughter continues]
916
00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:36,736
We're playing
a dangerous game, ladies.
917
00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:38,704
Okay?
Wait, wait.
918
00:37:38,739 --> 00:37:40,540
If we cause a ruckus,
we get him fired,
919
00:37:40,574 --> 00:37:42,108
guess what?
920
00:37:42,142 --> 00:37:44,277
We don't know who
the next manager will be.
921
00:37:44,311 --> 00:37:45,878
What if he doesn't let us
call in sick
922
00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:47,947
when we're really not sick?
923
00:37:47,981 --> 00:37:49,916
What if he doesn't let us
go to a funeral
924
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:50,950
without punching out?
925
00:37:50,984 --> 00:37:52,452
What if he doesn't let us
926
00:37:52,486 --> 00:37:54,687
take home expired meat
and sheet cakes
927
00:37:54,721 --> 00:37:57,590
and a pony keg
once and again for free?
928
00:37:57,624 --> 00:37:59,058
Bobby's a nice guy.
929
00:37:59,093 --> 00:38:01,561
Okay, okay,
so we have to provide him
930
00:38:01,595 --> 00:38:03,296
with oral pleasure once a week.
931
00:38:03,330 --> 00:38:05,431
- Is that such a bad thing?
All: - Yes!
932
00:38:05,466 --> 00:38:08,468
No, no, no, listen, girls, listen.
Think about it.
933
00:38:08,502 --> 00:38:11,871
The dick we're sucking
may very well be better
934
00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:15,108
than the dick we might have
to suck instead.
935
00:38:15,142 --> 00:38:16,876
Thank God
you're in the minority.
936
00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:18,411
All: Yeah.
937
00:38:18,445 --> 00:38:20,713
- Uh, yeah?
All: - Yeah.
938
00:38:20,747 --> 00:38:22,048
Let's take a vote.
939
00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:23,816
On what?
940
00:38:23,851 --> 00:38:25,585
The situation at hand.
941
00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:28,988
Whether we keep
what's working working.
942
00:38:29,022 --> 00:38:31,324
You want to have a vote?
943
00:38:31,358 --> 00:38:35,094
Hey, you convened
the blow job town hall.
944
00:38:35,129 --> 00:38:38,164
Let's vote.
Yes or no.
945
00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,766
Fine.
946
00:38:40,801 --> 00:38:42,101
Show of hands.
947
00:38:42,136 --> 00:38:44,103
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
948
00:38:44,138 --> 00:38:45,505
Secret ballot.
949
00:38:45,539 --> 00:38:48,708
Let the democratic process
unfold.
950
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,913
Couple of tips...
951
00:38:53,947 --> 00:38:56,315
don't relax.
Pretend you're scared.
952
00:38:56,350 --> 00:38:58,851
She likes that.
953
00:38:58,886 --> 00:39:00,086
I don't have
to pretend, though.
954
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,622
It'll stretch.
Trust me.
955
00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:04,690
If God didn't want us
putting things up our ass,
956
00:39:04,725 --> 00:39:07,426
he would have given the rectum
a gag reflex.
957
00:39:07,461 --> 00:39:08,961
[Laughter]
958
00:39:11,064 --> 00:39:13,199
So I was thinking
tonight maybe you and Molly
959
00:39:13,233 --> 00:39:14,534
should sleep together.
960
00:39:14,568 --> 00:39:15,968
I'll just bunk
with Ian and Liam.
961
00:39:16,003 --> 00:39:17,303
That way, if she wakes up
in the middle
962
00:39:17,337 --> 00:39:18,471
of the night
and she's freaking out,
963
00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:21,507
- you'll be there.
- All right.
964
00:39:23,177 --> 00:39:26,179
How long?
965
00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:27,813
92 seconds!
966
00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:30,616
Whoo!
[Cheers]
967
00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,457
I'm only doing this for Hanley.
968
00:39:38,492 --> 00:39:39,625
I have cancer too.
969
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,594
Me too.
970
00:39:48,802 --> 00:39:52,305
You're the best friend
I've ever had.
971
00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:06,152
[Sighs]
972
00:40:07,421 --> 00:40:10,056
[Sighs]
973
00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:11,657
Now how about the lower half?
974
00:40:11,692 --> 00:40:14,393
Not happening, pal.
975
00:40:14,428 --> 00:40:15,628
Wendy?
976
00:40:15,662 --> 00:40:16,896
Wow.
977
00:40:16,930 --> 00:40:19,799
Exactly how I imagined them
to be.
978
00:40:26,073 --> 00:40:27,807
Okay.
979
00:40:27,841 --> 00:40:31,444
Blow job.
980
00:40:31,478 --> 00:40:33,946
No blow job.
981
00:40:33,981 --> 00:40:36,349
Blow job.
982
00:40:36,383 --> 00:40:37,950
Abstention?
983
00:40:37,985 --> 00:40:40,152
Really, ladies?
One of you is abstaining?
984
00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:41,454
What does that mean?
985
00:40:41,488 --> 00:40:42,855
It means someone doesn't care
986
00:40:42,889 --> 00:40:44,490
one way or another.
987
00:40:44,524 --> 00:40:47,793
I never minded it,
but he never asks me anymore.
988
00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:49,295
That's cause you're
a human piranha, Lois.
989
00:40:49,329 --> 00:40:51,797
And blow jobs win,
six to three.
990
00:40:51,832 --> 00:40:52,999
With one abstention.
991
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:54,467
That's what I'm talking about.
992
00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:55,534
I want a recount.
993
00:40:55,569 --> 00:40:57,303
Yeah, come on, ladies.
994
00:40:57,337 --> 00:41:00,139
How could this many of you
vote for blow jobs?
995
00:41:00,173 --> 00:41:01,540
Yeah, have the guts
to say who you are.
996
00:41:01,575 --> 00:41:03,976
Patty's right.
It's not that bad.
997
00:41:04,011 --> 00:41:05,177
Lucy, what about your blouse?
998
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:07,847
Oh, the stain came out.
999
00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:09,482
Admit it, Fiona.
He doesn't taste that bad.
1000
00:41:09,516 --> 00:41:14,320
I wouldn't know.
I've never done it.
1001
00:41:14,354 --> 00:41:15,721
You're the reason why I had
1002
00:41:15,756 --> 00:41:17,523
to pick up an extra hummer
this week?
1003
00:41:19,926 --> 00:41:21,694
Pop.
1004
00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:23,262
James.
1005
00:41:23,297 --> 00:41:26,732
Um...
1006
00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:28,567
is this a place you frequent?
1007
00:41:28,602 --> 00:41:30,202
Yeah, neighborhood joint.
What's up?
1008
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:32,571
Oh.
1009
00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:34,540
Um...
1010
00:41:34,574 --> 00:41:36,842
your mother and I
1011
00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:39,445
are getting a divorce.
1012
00:41:39,479 --> 00:41:40,946
Kev, shots, please.
1013
00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:43,783
Okay, I'll just be
down the hall.
1014
00:41:43,817 --> 00:41:46,018
You may hear some sirens
and stuff during the night,
1015
00:41:46,053 --> 00:41:49,088
but you'll be safe.
1016
00:41:49,122 --> 00:41:50,456
Okay, good night.
1017
00:41:50,490 --> 00:41:52,525
Good night.
1018
00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:54,060
Here you go.
1019
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:55,561
Change of underwear
and a nightgown.
1020
00:41:55,595 --> 00:41:59,131
I'll be back
in a second, Molly.
1021
00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:00,866
Thanks.
1022
00:42:00,901 --> 00:42:03,436
Oh, yeah.
No worries.
1023
00:42:10,477 --> 00:42:13,212
Night.
1024
00:42:13,246 --> 00:42:15,581
Night.
1025
00:42:29,096 --> 00:42:30,763
I will totally teach you
to swim.
1026
00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:33,099
We could protect one other
from city kids
1027
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,600
who hate white people.
1028
00:42:39,873 --> 00:42:42,942
Oh, yeah,
that's just my girl penis.
1029
00:42:42,976 --> 00:42:48,180
It looks exactly
like a boy penis.
1030
00:42:48,215 --> 00:42:50,282
But I'm a girl,
1031
00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:53,352
so it's different.
1032
00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:04,196
The incompatibility
finally caught up to us.
1033
00:43:04,231 --> 00:43:05,698
When you moving out?
1034
00:43:05,732 --> 00:43:07,967
Now, basically.
1035
00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:09,702
Basically?
1036
00:43:09,736 --> 00:43:13,105
Well, literally.
1037
00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:15,107
She, uh...
1038
00:43:15,142 --> 00:43:17,777
she changed the locks.
1039
00:43:17,811 --> 00:43:20,112
Hmm.
1040
00:43:20,147 --> 00:43:21,514
Where are you staying?
1041
00:43:21,548 --> 00:43:25,651
A hotel probably.
1042
00:43:25,685 --> 00:43:28,654
So how's mom?
1043
00:43:28,688 --> 00:43:31,357
Well...
1044
00:43:31,391 --> 00:43:32,992
she's fine.
1045
00:43:35,495 --> 00:43:38,564
Ah.
I'm being nice.
1046
00:43:38,598 --> 00:43:39,565
How's your mother?
1047
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:41,333
Your mother,
1048
00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:44,470
she is on the final slope
downward
1049
00:43:44,504 --> 00:43:47,072
into the pickle jar.
1050
00:43:47,107 --> 00:43:49,708
A pill to rise,
a pill to sleep,
1051
00:43:49,743 --> 00:43:53,012
a pill to numb her
throughout the day,
1052
00:43:53,046 --> 00:43:56,982
and then Tanqueray
to wash it all down.
1053
00:44:00,687 --> 00:44:05,124
She changed the locks.
1054
00:44:05,158 --> 00:44:07,159
So be it.
1055
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,325
Yeah.
1056
00:44:11,832 --> 00:44:13,399
And remember to breathe.
1057
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:14,667
I don't want to do this.
1058
00:44:14,701 --> 00:44:16,969
Just keep reminding yourself,
1059
00:44:17,003 --> 00:44:18,404
this is love.
1060
00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:21,140
Say it with me.
"This is love."
1061
00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:24,210
- This is...
- Love.
1062
00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:26,312
Both: This is love.
1063
00:44:26,346 --> 00:44:28,647
- This is love.
- This is love.
1064
00:44:28,682 --> 00:44:33,252
- This is love.
- Exactly.
1065
00:44:33,286 --> 00:44:35,921
Okay, Sheils,
you're good to go.
1066
00:44:35,956 --> 00:44:38,891
Thanks, Frank.
1067
00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:45,064
This is love.
1068
00:44:45,098 --> 00:44:46,999
♪ You know
that you're pure lust ♪
1069
00:44:47,033 --> 00:44:48,534
♪
1070
00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:50,503
♪ every girl ♪
1071
00:44:50,537 --> 00:44:52,104
♪ you're meeting ♪
1072
00:44:52,138 --> 00:44:55,875
What? Wait, wait, wait, it's not my fault.
I was over-served, okay?
1073
00:44:55,909 --> 00:44:58,210
All right, let's just agree
to blame the bartender
1074
00:44:58,245 --> 00:45:02,081
and call it a night, okay?
1075
00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:06,685
What, you picking up
a little crack first?
1076
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,054
This is where I live.
1077
00:45:14,728 --> 00:45:16,195
[Clatter]
1078
00:45:16,229 --> 00:45:18,864
Hey, Fiona,
Ian, you've met my father.
1079
00:45:18,899 --> 00:45:21,567
- Hello.
- Hey.
1080
00:45:21,601 --> 00:45:24,169
Whoa, whoa!
Ian, a little help here?
1081
00:45:24,204 --> 00:45:26,405
- Sure, sure.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1082
00:45:26,439 --> 00:45:27,940
Yeah, we were at the Alibi.
1083
00:45:27,974 --> 00:45:29,508
We had a few.
1084
00:45:29,543 --> 00:45:33,178
Well, I'll get a pillow
and a blanket.
1085
00:45:33,213 --> 00:45:35,047
All right.
1086
00:45:46,726 --> 00:45:51,230
[Grunting]
1087
00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:55,401
[Sighs]
1088
00:45:55,435 --> 00:45:57,136
This one's gonna take.
1089
00:45:57,170 --> 00:45:59,738
My boys are gonna hit
your bull's-eye.
1090
00:45:59,773 --> 00:46:02,975
- Mm.
- I can feel it.
1091
00:46:03,009 --> 00:46:04,476
Come on, boys!
1092
00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:06,312
[Laughing] Swim!
1093
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,581
Swim like Michael Phelps!
1094
00:46:08,615 --> 00:46:10,482
Swim, baby!
1095
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,151
Can a vagina go deaf?
1096
00:46:12,185 --> 00:46:13,786
Whoo!
1097
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,821
[Laughs]
1098
00:46:15,855 --> 00:46:18,123
My parents
are getting divorced.
1099
00:46:18,158 --> 00:46:21,093
- I mean--
- Is that a good thing
1100
00:46:21,127 --> 00:46:22,595
- or a bad thing?
- I mean, now we have to spend
1101
00:46:22,629 --> 00:46:24,563
more time
with both of them, so...
1102
00:46:24,598 --> 00:46:26,098
not good.
1103
00:46:26,132 --> 00:46:28,834
Listen, I'm sorry
that I brought him here.
1104
00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:30,235
It was just, he was in a state,
1105
00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:32,237
and we were right around
the corner, and...
1106
00:46:32,272 --> 00:46:34,440
[Chuckles]
1107
00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,913
Let's end this day right.
1108
00:46:40,947 --> 00:46:45,451
♪ I spend my whole life
waiting ♪
1109
00:46:45,485 --> 00:46:49,455
♪ for you to say you like ♪
1110
00:46:49,489 --> 00:46:51,924
[Liquid splashing]
1111
00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,158
Oh, I'm sorry.
1112
00:46:53,193 --> 00:46:55,361
It's okay.
I'm done.
1113
00:46:57,297 --> 00:47:00,265
♪ I subjugate my soul ♪
1114
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:04,203
♪ but I make you feel
all right ♪
1115
00:47:04,237 --> 00:47:05,471
♪
1116
00:47:05,505 --> 00:47:09,441
♪ got a young man's libido ♪
1117
00:47:09,476 --> 00:47:13,045
♪ and an old man's mind ♪
1118
00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:16,815
♪ I want to kiss you all over ♪
1119
00:47:16,850 --> 00:47:21,286
♪ I want to make you sweat
1120
00:47:21,321 --> 00:47:25,224
♪ I want to get
into your head ♪
1121
00:47:25,258 --> 00:47:29,495
♪ 'cause you're the one
I love ♪
1122
00:47:29,529 --> 00:47:32,197
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
1123
00:47:32,232 --> 00:47:34,166
What the fuck?
1124
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,468
Uh, I was looking
for the shower.
1125
00:47:36,503 --> 00:47:38,570
- Who the fuck are you?
- That's Jimmy's dad.
1126
00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:40,172
What's going on?
Oh.
1127
00:47:40,206 --> 00:47:41,907
Whoa, dad,
where's your clothes?
1128
00:47:41,941 --> 00:47:44,309
I was gonna take a shower.
I came into the wrong room.
1129
00:47:44,344 --> 00:47:46,578
Yeah, then you hopped up
in my bed with a full chub.
1130
00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:48,380
Both: - What?
- Jimmy's dad just tried to go
1131
00:47:48,415 --> 00:47:50,249
- balls-deep on me.
- No, man, I didn't--
1132
00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:52,217
Then why'd you grab my sack?
1133
00:47:52,252 --> 00:47:53,886
All right, cover up.
1134
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,154
- Is everything all right?
- Doesn't seem to be.
1135
00:47:55,188 --> 00:47:58,624
- Uh, Molly, Debs, back to bed.
- Fuck.
1136
00:48:00,126 --> 00:48:01,226
Are you sure?
1137
00:48:01,261 --> 00:48:02,895
When you feel a full chub
1138
00:48:02,929 --> 00:48:04,329
poking you in the back,
the meaning's pretty clear.
1139
00:48:04,364 --> 00:48:06,365
Ned was looking for me.
1140
00:48:08,134 --> 00:48:09,835
I met him at a club.
1141
00:48:09,869 --> 00:48:13,272
We've been hooking up
for a while.
1142
00:48:13,306 --> 00:48:16,041
You've been screwing
Jimmy's dad?
1143
00:48:16,076 --> 00:48:18,444
I didn't know he
was Jimmy's dad at the time.
1144
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:20,946
He's nice.
1145
00:48:35,428 --> 00:48:37,362
Yeah.
1146
00:48:37,397 --> 00:48:39,364
Is this why mom kicked you out?
1147
00:48:39,399 --> 00:48:40,899
What?
1148
00:48:40,934 --> 00:48:43,302
No.
No. No.
1149
00:48:43,336 --> 00:48:47,573
Does she know that you're...
1150
00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:49,775
gay?
1151
00:48:49,809 --> 00:48:53,812
I'm not so much gay as...
1152
00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:57,583
Sometimes I enjoy men
more than women, you know?
1153
00:48:59,753 --> 00:49:03,655
No, no, it's not that.
1154
00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:06,258
I-I'm broke, son.
1155
00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:08,460
Financially.
1156
00:49:08,495 --> 00:49:11,296
Broke.
1157
00:49:11,331 --> 00:49:14,266
That's why she threw me out.
1158
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:17,169
That's...
1159
00:49:17,203 --> 00:49:18,737
not the only reason,
1160
00:49:18,772 --> 00:49:21,673
but most of it.
1161
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,476
I'm sorry about in there.
1162
00:49:24,511 --> 00:49:27,346
Were you trying to screw Lip?
1163
00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:32,251
No, it was the wrong bed.
1164
00:49:32,285 --> 00:49:35,020
It's the other kid.
1165
00:49:35,054 --> 00:49:39,158
Ian.
1166
00:49:39,192 --> 00:49:42,628
I'll be at the Four Seasons.
1167
00:49:42,662 --> 00:49:47,432
I think I still have
a credit card that works.
1168
00:50:13,226 --> 00:50:15,694
I'm so sorry.
1169
00:50:18,731 --> 00:50:20,833
If I had to apologize
for all the stuff
1170
00:50:20,867 --> 00:50:25,037
my father's done,
I wouldn't have a voice left.
1171
00:50:25,071 --> 00:50:27,206
Mm.
1172
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,889
[Hard rock music]
1173
00:50:43,923 --> 00:50:47,826
♪
1174
00:50:47,861 --> 00:50:51,864
[Sobbing]
1175
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,468
They were really nice.
1176
00:50:56,502 --> 00:50:58,895
[Sobbing]
1177
00:50:59,421 --> 00:51:02,559
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