Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Who gets into trouble from his head to his toes ♪

♪ Then gets out of trouble by the skin of his nose ♪

♪ Best of all who wind up smelling just like a rose ♪

♪ Lucky clucky Paddington Bear ♪

♪ Who politely tips his hat to say howdy do ♪

♪ Tries to right a wrong it's done to no matter who ♪

♪ Who is this fine character from Darkest Peru ♪

♪ Jolly gentle Paddington Bear ♪

♪ He's smart he's very honest ♪

♪ He's shy and sort of modest ♪

♪ Shy and modest smart and honest none can compare ♪

♪ When you need a friend you know he's gonna be there ♪

♪ He's the finest funnest bear you'll find anywhere ♪

♪ Cheerful charming Paddington Bear ♪♪

pew

bang

[dramatic music]

pew pew pew

Help!

Oh, that was worse than a nightmare.

It was a daymare.

slurp

What was that?

clang clang

It's coming from above the window.

Ow!

'Oh, that ladder definitely wasn't there before.'

Who's there?

No!

crash

[groaning]

Oh, now, I know why Mr. Brown calls this a landing.

I'd better phone the police.

(man on phone) 'It was an easy job. I got the

old telly and I'm leaving soon.'

Huh! They've got the telly.

I better go to the police station instead.

[instrumental music]

- May I help you, sir? - You certainly may.

I want to report an intruder at number 32, Windsor Gardens.

Door on your left.

clack clack clack

I'd like to see Cid, please.

I don't think we have any Cid's here.

It-it says on the door outside that you've got one.

Oh.

[laughing] You-you don't mean Cid. You

mean, C-I-D.

That stands for Criminal Investigation Department.

Well, there's a criminal in Mr. Brown's attic

and he definitely needs investigating.

Oh, there's a good possibility

that it's Harry Harry

the Portobello prowler.

We've had trouble with him lately.

Breaking into people's homes and leaving with their valuables.

Valuables? Ah, my marmalade!

This could be the break we've been waiting for.

Good work, bear.

'Oh, I hope I've got enough backup forces.'

screech

Doesn't pay to underestimate a crafty fellow like Harry Harry.

[police siren wailing]

Stand by. Stations, everybody.

- 'What's going on?' - 'What's all the commotion?'

- Did someone rob a bank? - Oh, no.

[indistinct chatter]

(male #1) 'Attention, attention,

number 32.'

This is Inspector Burnley of the CID.

(Burnley) 'Give up, Harry Harry.

You're completely surrounded.'

'You cannot possibly escape.'

'We have sealed off the entire block.'

'Throw down your weapons'

'and come out with your hands in the air.'

'I'm going to count to three.'

'One, two..'

clank

Higgins of Tip Top Telly, here.

What's all the rumpus, governor?

Do you mean to say you were putting up a television aerial?

That's right, inspector. Mr. Brown, eh, w..

Here he is now. He could tell you hisself.

Mr. Higgins, Paddington, what's going on here?

Do you know this man?

Of course, that's Mr. Higgins.

'I gave him my house key'

'so he could install the new television.'

I thought you said he had a knife.

It was six feet long and razor sharp.

Oh, that wasn't a knife. It was me tweaker.

- Your tweaker? - Oh, that's right.

I always carry one to give the tellies

a little tweak when they need adjustin'.

(Higgins) 'This one's all

hooked up and ready.'

'I've already got the old trade-in in a lorry.'

Oh, ho, ho, that's wonderful, Mr. Higgins.

I wanted to surprise the family with this for quite some time.

But not...this much of a surprise.

Well, I guess this case is solved.

We'll be on our way, Mr. Brown.

[growling]

- Thank you, Inspector Burnley. - Just doing my job, Mr. Brown.

One thing's certain, with all the police cars around

I don't think Harry Harry's within ten miles of here.

vroom

thud

Oh.

Uh, sorry for the mix up, Mr. Higgins.

Oh, quite alright, Mr. Brown.

Enjoy your new telly.

vroom

New telly, aye?

Well, by tonight, that new telly will be mine.

[laughs]

[instrumental music]

Come on, everyone. We don't wanna be late.

You children look splendid. Are you ready?

- We are. - But where's Paddington?

Paddington! It's time to leave.

(Mr. Brown) 'Paddington! Paddington!'

[groaning]

I'd better go and see what's wrong.

[groaning]

My goodness, you sound terrible.

I'd better call Dr. Moulton.

Oh, that won't be necessary, Mrs. Bird.

I just need to stay in tonight.

(Mrs. Bird) 'You do look a bit rundown.'

Have some castor oil.

No. No, no, Mrs. Bird.

All I really need is a little rest.

Perhaps you're right.

But if I was a certain young bear, I would be very careful

about marmalade stains on the new television cabinet.

vroom

[roaring]

[crickets chirping]

(Judy) 'Why do you suppose

a police car is parked'

'in front of Mr. Curry's house for?'

They probably found out that he's an illegal alien

and they're going to deport him back to where he belongs.

Mars.

(Burnley) There's no doubt about it,

Mr. Curry.

It was Harry Harry alright.

(Mr. Brown) 'Good evening, Mr. Curry.'

What's so good about it, Brown?

My house was burgled this afternoon.

While every policeman in London was busy protecting your place

the Portobello prowler made off

with several of my priceless antique.

Oh, what a shame. Well, we're

off to dinner, Mr. Curry.

Would you care to join us?

I've got better things to do than dawdle with you.

I must ring my insurance agent.

...one to seven pounds of onions and garlic

in a kettle over moderate heat.

[dramatic music on TV]

[static]

Uh-oh, what will I do now?

'This should help.'

'I'll have this fixed in a jiffy.'

tringg tringg

tringg tringg tringg

Uh, hello?

(Mr. Brown) 'Hello, Paddington.'

'We're all very concerned about you. How're you feeling?'

Well, actually, Mr. Brown, I'm not feeling well at all.

A-and I think my future health may be in jeopardy.

(Mr. Brown) 'Ooh, that sounds

serious, Paddington.'

'We'll come home at once.'

Oh, don't do that, Mr. Brown. I-I'm feeling much better.

Please, enjoy your dinner.

I-in fact, have two dinners a-and several desserts..

...with lots of coffee.

(Paddington) 'Then, you could drive

the long way home...slowly.'

I must go, Mr. Brown. Goodbye.

[intense music]

(Paddington) 'Hello, Tip Top Telly.

This is Paddington Brown.'

There's a slight problem with our new TV.

'Would you please send someone as quickly as you can?'

'Oh, and tell him to bring his tweaker.'

I think he'll need it.

knock knock knock

Hello, Merry Weather here from Tip Top Telly.

Where is this telly that needs st...um, fixing?

My, that was quick.

Speed is our middle name.

(Paddington) 'I'm certainly glad

to see you, Mr. Speed.'

I was watching a very exciting film

when suddenly, the space ship shrunk and disappeared.

I tried to fix it myself by following the manual

but I must have missed a page.

I ended up with all these spare parts.

Can you fix it, Mr. Speed?

You just leave this telly to me.

Done. Turn her on and let's see if she works.

(Paddington) 'Huh! It works!'

I can't believe it. Oh, you're a genius. Mr. Speed.

Oh, what happened?

(Harry Harry) 'Uh-oh, oh, I see the problem.'

Your anti-midweek coupler is blown. I don't have one with me

so I'll have to take the set back to the shop.

- Oh, how long will it take? - Oh, less than an hour.

Help me load it into my lorry.

(Mr. Curry) 'Bear! Bear!'

Oh.

What's going on up there?

Where's he goin' with Mr. Brown's telly?

Nowhere, Mr. Curry.

Uh, what I mean is, uh, Mr. Brown's television

is in need of, uh, minor repairs.

'Mr. Speed is taking it to his shop to fix it.'

You look very familiar. Have I seen you recently?

'Let me ask you this, Mr. Speed. Since you are already

servicing'

'Mr. Brown's television, would there be any additional charge'

if you repair another television from this location?

Well, uh, beyond parts and labor, I suppose not.

Wait right there. I'll be right back.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Tip Top Telly is offering a free silver polishing

to all our new customers.

That's quite good value, Mr. Speed.

'I'll be right back with Mrs. Brown's best silver.'

Oh, Mrs. Brown is going to be very surprised.

Mrs. Brown would never forgive me

if I forgot to have these cleaned.

[engine revving]

[police siren wailing]

(Harry Harry) 'I'll be back.'

vroom

(Paddington) 'Oh, no, half a job is no job.'

Oh, wait, Mr. Speed!

Ha ha. What a haul.

I can almost retire after tonight. He he he.

(Mr. Curry) 'Hold it.'

screech

What do you want?

Could you check the horizontal hold?

Well, could ya?

You're gonna be on horizontal hold in a minute.

vroom

Huh!

Help!

crash

Are you alright, Mr. Curry?

Alright?

Alright?

Do I look as though I'm alright?

Oh, certainly not, Mr. Curry.

This is all your fault, bear.

That repairman of yours tried to run me down.

And just look at my telly.

(Mr. Curry) 'A beautiful antique

smashed to smithereens.'

Paddington, Mr. Curry, what's going on here?

Oh, nothing, Inspector Burnley.

I'm sure that Mr. Speed will straighten it out

just as soon as he returns with Mr. Brown's television

and Mrs. Brown's silver.

Who is Mr. Speed?

He's the runty little maniac who smashed my television.

Runty? Little? Do you mean that he's short?

Short? I should say not.

He's the same height as I am.

Is this, uh, Mr. Speed, by any chance?

(Paddington) 'Huh, yes, that's him, but..'

'...what are you doing with the picture'

'of a television repairman in your pocket?'

Paddington, that's not a repairman

'and his name isn't Speed.'

'It's Merry Weather alias Harry Harry'

'the thief who's been robbing'

'all the houses in this neighborhood.'

Oh, no!

[police siren wailing]

Keep an eye out for him, he couldn't have gone far.

I just can't believe that nice Mr. Speed

uh, Merry Weather, is really Harry Harry.

You're not the first one to be fooled, Mr. Brown.

He's a master of disguise.

Oh, that's him.

- Are you sure that's the one? - Positive.

I'd know that phony Tip Top Telly van anywhere.

Attention, attention. All units near Portobello Road..

screech

...apprehend a red and white Tip Top Telly van

travelling South on Hampton Street.

[whirring]

You, in the Tip Top Telly van, surrender.

'You are completely surrounded.'

Throw down your weapon and come out with your hands in the air.

(Burnley) 'I'm going to count to three.'

'One.'

'Two.'

Higgins of Tip Top Telly here.

What's all the rumpus, governor?

Ah, think nothing of it, inspector.

Boy, I've hadn't had this much excitement since I got

me tweaker caught in Mrs. Crampton's chassis last winter.

'Goodnight.'

Well, Inspector, I guess Harry Harry got away.

Ah, I'm afraid so, Paddington.

I've got a feeling that he's nowhere

within ten miles of here.

Oh, well, in that case, I had better get home

and explain things to Mr. and Mrs. Brown.

Huh! Just as soon as I've had some ice cream, that is.

What would you like, sir?

- One raspberry delight, please. - Terribly sorry, sir.

All I have left are gooey caramel crunch bombs.

I don't know. I've never had one of those before.

Oh, do try one, sir. I assure you won't regret

it.

Oh, well, uh, a-are they good?

Oh, they're delicious. Here, I'll show ya.

Harry Harry!

vroom

screech

vroom

[police siren wailing]

screech

plop

This should chill them out.

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

plop plop plop

plop

slurp

This is good.

Harry may be a thief, but he knows his ice cream.

plop plop

Old Harry Harry is just too quick for anybody to catch.

[laughs]

They oughta pave this road.

What do we pay taxes for anyway?

Whoa!

[screaming]

[Harry Harry screaming]

thwack

Help! Ugh!

Get me out of here!

Well, Harry Harry has really got himself

into a sticky situation this time.

[instrumental music]

(Jonathan) Hurry, Mr. Higgins,

it's coming on in a minute.'

Hold your hat, I'm working as fast as I can.

Let's give her a go.

Tune in tomorrow and I'll show you

how to prepare broiled beef..

(Mr. Brown) 'It works!'

...on toast for a party of 175.

And remember, always let your taste buds be your

guide.

(Jonathan) 'Look! It's Paddington.'

(Mrs. Brown) 'Oh, I don't believe it.

He looks so natural.'

Hello, my name is Paddington Brown.

Shiver's Ice Cream enabled me to bravely capture Harry Harry

the notorious, Portobello prowler.

Try some today. It'll make you feel like a hero.

chomp chomp chomp

[theme music]

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪

♪ Do bi do bi do ba do va ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do va ♪♪

[music continues]