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♪ A wanted man in California ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Buffalo ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Kansas City ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Ohio ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Mississippi ♪
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♪ A wanted man in old Cheyenne ♪
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♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
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♪ You might see this wanted man ♪
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N-43.
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Four-three on the "N".
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♪ There's somebody set to grab me ♪
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♪ Anywhere that I might be ♪
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♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
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♪ You might get a glimpse of me ♪
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♪ A wanted man in California ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Buffalo ♪
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And D-48,
That's "D" over the 4-8...
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♪ A wanted man in Ohio ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Mississippi ♪
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♪ A wanted man in old Cheyenne ♪
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♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
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♪ You might see this wanted man ♪
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Looks like we might
get some rain.
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N-40, that's 40 under the "N".
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The...
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I'm sorry, I...
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My mistake, I thought
you were someone else.
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No, no, wait a minute,
kid, kid, kid...
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I forgot what
I was supposed to say,
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Y'know, like...
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"The rain's good
for the farmers,"
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"Grow some crops,"
some shit like that.
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Mr. Burmeister?
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Yeah, Burmeister. Sit down.
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Oh, hey, I...
I brought the money.
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Pss-pss-pss... later.
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Yeah.
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You're dealing with a professional here.
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Bingo.
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Hey, a man's gotta do somethin'.
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Besides, it's
too early in the day
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to be chasin' pussy.
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Carl Harding. Sorry I'm late.
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It's your hour.
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50 minutes. But who's counting, right?
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So, Carl, why don't you...
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I'm sorry, before we begin,
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Please make sure that
the bills go to my office,
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not to my house.
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- Sure.
- Thank you.
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So why don't you
start at the beginning,
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and tell me why
you've come to see me.
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Right.
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You wanna hear about
my mom and my childhood,
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is that the kinda shit
you're looking for?
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If that's why you're here.
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No, it's not.
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What do I look like?
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Just to set the record straight,
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I Just made partner
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at the second-largest law firm
in the state,
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so I'm doing very well, thank you.
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So I don't
mean to brag, but you asked.
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No I didn't.
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Okay.
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So you're here because...?
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I'm here because
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I've got this thing
going on with a woman...
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Not my mom!
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It's not.
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♪ A wanted man in Albuquerque ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Syracuse ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Tallahassee ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Baton Rouge ♪
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Got a minute?
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In a second.
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Come on.
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I hope this
is important, Charlie,
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I've got Junior choir practice
in twenty minutes.
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I need to talk.
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This won't keep till confession?
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I really need some help with this.
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Is it a woman?
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I'm so glad you could help me with this.
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I don't know what to do,
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I knew you'd help me
sort this out.
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I'm here for you, Charlie,
no matter what it is.
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Now, Just take your time,
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and tell me everything
about this woman.
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I got all day.
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I don't usually do
this sort of thing.
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I've never done this before, y'know?
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That's okay, sweetie.
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You can start with the next game
on the green sheet.
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It's four-card crazy bingo.
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Ten dollars.
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Lemme get two cups of coffee, please.
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Yeah. Two cups for me, too.
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O-76...
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0-55, 0-5-5.
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Y-y-you gotta know...
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I got my reasons for doing this.
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Well, that's nice.
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See, not too long ago,
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my life was goin' along Just fine.
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I was happy...
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Well, maybe I wasn't happy,
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but, y'know, I was content.
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I had a Job, I had friends...
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I had a house...
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I had everything but...
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That steady bang?
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"She," the squeeze, the girlfriend...
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Whatever you wanna call a chick.
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Yeah, right.
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And then I met her...
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This whole thing
started one night at McCool's
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The place was packed,
even my cousin Carl was there,
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and I was in the zone
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Everybody's got their power base...
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Pouring drinks is my specialty
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I was puttin on quite a show
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for the frat boys
at the end of the bar
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Awright, who wants to take the plunge?
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I want it!
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Awright, I know
its only bartending,
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but hey, I m good at it
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Awright, folks,
let's go, wrap it up.
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What a setup!
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You must get laid
like... all the time.
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Oh, yeah.
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The girls are
linin' up around the block.
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Fuck, I knew it!
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They Just can't resist a man
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working for tips in the service industry.
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Tell me!
Gimme, gimme, gimme...
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Y'know, Carl, I appreciate
your comin' down here
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and gettin' shit-faced drunk, but...
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Haaa!
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Don't you think it's about time
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you went home to Karen and the kids?
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Well, that would be a good idea,
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except they're
visiting Grandma in Ohio.
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What about that thing called a Job?
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You might wanna go home
and sober up for an hour or two
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before goin' in
and facing the partners
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of Do-We Cheat-Em And How.
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Close. You must mean
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.
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Take a card, young man,
because you never know.
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What are you tryin' to do,
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you tryin' to get rid of me?
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Hey! Let's go
to one of those after hours clubs.
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They got these long,
long-legged girls there,
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you can look at them
and maybe touch them.
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I gotta close up.
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You think Just 'cause I'm married
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I don't know about these places?
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Just because you are married
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means you're gettin' it
a whole lot more than me.
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That's a depressing thought.
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Carl, you need me
to call you a cab?
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Oh, no...
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you Just sobered me up pretty good.
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Get home safe.
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It had been a fairly busy night
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so by the time
I closed the register
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and cleaned up the Joint,
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all I wanted to do was go home
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Where are you going?!
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Stop the car!
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Do you hear what I'm tellin' ya?!
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Don't touch me!
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Get over here!
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Let go of me!
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Hey!
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Awright, go!
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Fuck you!
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And there she was...
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This is not the kind of girl
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you usually run into
In a dark alley
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In fact, this is not
the kind of girl
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I ever run into
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You okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
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Some smelly guy
Just tried to rape me.
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What a Jerk! Here.
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You want me to call the police?
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I-I know you're Just
trying to help,
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but spending
the rest of the night
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with a bunch of ass hole cops
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isn't exactly what I need right now.
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Your...
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Thanks.
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You got a smoke?
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No, sorry.
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This really is my night.
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I bet I could
find you one in the bar.
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It's okay.
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I'm tryin' to cut down anyway.
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- You're gonna be okay?
- Yeah.
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Okay, alright.
I'll see you around.
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Hey!
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What are you doin' right now?
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Whaddya mean?
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Well, I mean, look,
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I Just had this little
unpleasant experience,
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and I don't especially
feel like being by myself.
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Right, right.
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Well, I was Just gonna go home.
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You got a stereo?
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Well, I got a boom box.
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Only one of the speakers
is workin', so...
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I don't know if
you call it a stereo.
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You wanna go
listen to some music?
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Where's your car?
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Actually, I Just live
a couple of blocks...
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- Hun... no car.
- Sorry.
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Hey.
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So, do you live
in a house or an apartment?
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Well, this is it.
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You live here alone?
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It was my mother's before she died.
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You own it?
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Yeah.
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You're so lucky.
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I've always dreamt
of having my own place.
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I know what you're thinking...
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The police station
might be cheerier?
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It's great.
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Yeah.
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Lot of potential.
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"A lot of potential."
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What is she,
a real estate agent?
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Tap water,
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I got beer,
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I got tap water,
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I think I got...
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I may have a Yoo-Hoo.
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Beer sounds good.
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I forgot. I drank
the last one this morning.
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I can make some tea
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or coffee...
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That's fine, thanks.
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Well, tea, anyway.
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Water's fine.
Maybe some ice?
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Water.
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Sorry, no,
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no ice.
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My freezer's on the blink.
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How is it?
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What?
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The water.
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Fine.
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Do you like water?
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I love it.
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It's actually
my second favorite thing in the world.
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Really? And what's
your first favorite?
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Fucking.
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What?!
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It's my mom's room.
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♪ The way you move
your sexy body ♪
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♪ It makes me want to
get to know you ♪
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♪ A little bit better ♪
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♪ The way you move ♪
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♪ Your sexy body ♪
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♪ Makes me want to
get to know you ♪
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♪ A little bit better ♪
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♪ Girl will make your moves ♪
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♪ Straight through your heart
stingin' on point ♪
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♪ Like a game of darts ♪
272
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♪ Your sexy figure
it makes me figure ♪
273
00:13:01,473 --> 00:13:03,641
♪ How to get close to you
and make your coochie shook ♪
274
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♪ I'm so into you
I can feel ya groove ♪
275
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♪ Don't hold back
Just make your move ♪
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♪ The way you move ♪
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♪ Your sexy body ♪
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♪ Makes me want to
get to know you ♪
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♪ A little bit better... ♪
280
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A woman after my own heart...
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Hun-hun.
282
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,378
You have no idea
what this woman is capable of.
283
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:34,255
I guess you don't have to
worry about that anymore,
284
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:35,965
do you?
285
00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:37,884
I don't think of myself
as the kind of person
286
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,469
who's in this kind of office.
287
00:13:39,594 --> 00:13:42,222
When I think about people
who are in therapy,
288
00:13:42,347 --> 00:13:45,892
these are people who don't
have their lives in control.
289
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:48,645
I am...
I'm in control of my life,
290
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,605
my life is-is in control,
291
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,565
that is not a problem for me.
292
00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:54,859
What about the woman
you mentioned?
293
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,321
Right.
294
00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:05,577
It started
one night at McCool's...
295
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,455
Its a kind of a low-rent Joint
296
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,500
Ordinarily I would
never be seen dead
297
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,377
in a place like this
298
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,255
Hey! Who wants to take the plunge?
299
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:17,632
But on this particular night,
300
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:21,428
Karen had taken the kids
to Ohio to visit her mom
301
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:23,303
So I decided to
dropin on my cousin,
302
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:25,640
who I hadn't seen in a long time
303
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,224
We re talking about
304
00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:28,852
an adult who thinks it's fun
305
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,854
to drink out of
a toilet plunger.
306
00:14:30,979 --> 00:14:33,732
I mean, this is
the mentality we're dealing with here.
307
00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,608
Let's Just stay focused
on the woman, okay?
308
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,485
Right.
309
00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:39,279
The woman, okay
310
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,406
Well, I look across the room
311
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,616
and I saw
312
00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:52,876
a very beautiful woman.
313
00:14:56,087 --> 00:14:58,173
I hung around
hoping shed come back,
314
00:14:58,256 --> 00:14:59,340
but she didn t
315
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,468
Okay, time for me to go.
316
00:15:01,593 --> 00:15:03,969
It was pretty late,
317
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,473
and I d had a few drinks
318
00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,602
And there she was
319
00:15:10,727 --> 00:15:12,520
I'm Just a little bit nervous.
320
00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:13,938
How do I look?
321
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,565
She was with this guy,
322
00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:17,399
and I thought maybe
this is not the best time
323
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,444
to hit on this particular woman
324
00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:21,154
What is this, PMS week?
325
00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:24,240
So I got in my car and
326
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,951
I don't know, I started
to doze off a little,
327
00:15:27,035 --> 00:15:29,287
and I hear all this
screaming and cursing.
328
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,332
Don't touch me, asshole!
329
00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:33,792
I'm gettin' out!
330
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,919
Hey!
331
00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:53,895
Tits.
332
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,063
Fuck you!
333
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,897
And you didn't try to help?
334
00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:58,191
I would have.
335
00:15:58,316 --> 00:15:59,776
But?
336
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,570
I may have fallen asleep.
337
00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:04,322
You should know...
338
00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:06,658
I was practically
forced into this.
339
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,368
Jewel?
340
00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:12,539
Jewel?
341
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,254
I...
342
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,131
I suppose it's not gonna help
343
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:23,383
If I tell you
that was really amazing?
344
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,260
I know it was.
345
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:27,011
That's the problem.
346
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:32,225
To tell ya the truth...
347
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:35,270
I only took
one psychology course
348
00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:37,355
in Junior college,
349
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,649
I know there's
supposed to be this thing
350
00:16:39,691 --> 00:16:44,404
where you're sad
or you're guilty after...
351
00:16:44,446 --> 00:16:46,906
Well, I personally
don't suffer from that.
352
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:49,034
It's not that.
353
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:50,577
Don't you see?
354
00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:52,787
That guy tonight...
355
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:55,040
that creep in the firebird?
356
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,417
I know that guy.
357
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:59,210
Of course you know the guy.
358
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,129
Let's face it,
you're not the type of girl
359
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:04,132
who Just Jumps into a car
with some smelly guy
360
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:05,925
that you don't even know,
361
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,677
I know that.
362
00:17:07,802 --> 00:17:09,137
No...
363
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,431
He and I are...
364
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,266
doing this...
365
00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:14,559
thing.
366
00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:18,146
Oh, shit, I really like you.
367
00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,106
What do you mean by "thing"?
368
00:17:20,148 --> 00:17:23,610
He and I get in this fight,
369
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:26,988
and then you or whoever
370
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:29,032
comes to my rescue
371
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,035
and takes me home, and then...
372
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:35,789
He like shows up and we rob you.
373
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,915
What?
374
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,001
We rob you.
375
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,920
I mean, do you believe that?
376
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:44,797
I'm shocked.
377
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,383
I-I take it this is
378
00:17:46,508 --> 00:17:48,425
something that
you-you've done before?
379
00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:50,345
Just a couple of times.
380
00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:52,138
I know it sounds sick,
381
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:54,307
but you don't know Utah, he's nuts.
382
00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:56,935
How does he know
where we are, anyway?
383
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,144
I'm supposed to
call him and tell him.
384
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,022
You-you haven't
done that yet, have you?
385
00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:04,358
Of course not!
386
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:05,527
Oh, good.
387
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,445
Good...
388
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:09,531
Okay.
389
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,574
I got it.
390
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:12,909
Don't call him.
391
00:18:14,536 --> 00:18:16,579
Let's call the police instead.
392
00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,918
Not if you ever
want to see me again.
393
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,671
Right.
394
00:18:24,713 --> 00:18:26,297
Y'know, I generally
395
00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:29,384
think better
with my shoes on, so...
396
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,851
This guy Utah, is he a mormon?
397
00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:40,186
I wouldn't say that.
398
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,147
I didn't think so.
399
00:18:44,232 --> 00:18:47,693
You know, this guy...
400
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,613
He sounds like
a ma Jor piece of shit, you know?
401
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:51,935
You wouldn't be
talkin' about me,
402
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,962
would ya, loverboy?
403
00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:58,455
Wh-why didn't you call?
404
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,582
I was Just about to.
405
00:19:00,665 --> 00:19:03,918
Has this guy
got anything worth takin'?
406
00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:06,463
Old TV, a VCR.
407
00:19:06,504 --> 00:19:07,505
He's got a boom box,
408
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,215
but only one speaker works.
409
00:19:09,257 --> 00:19:11,051
A Mr. Coffee machine.
410
00:19:11,176 --> 00:19:12,885
Telephone...
411
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:16,222
Oh yeah, and one light
hooked up to the clapper.
412
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,394
Hey, that was my mom's.
413
00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:23,271
Shut your fuckin' mouth!
414
00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:26,483
You stand there,
you call me a piece of shit!
415
00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:29,527
I'm the piece of shit?
416
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:33,114
I'm here with my lady,
you understand?
417
00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:35,575
It is a touchy situation!
418
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,078
Has he got a car?
419
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:39,245
No.
420
00:19:39,287 --> 00:19:40,455
No?
421
00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:42,540
He's pathetic!
422
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:45,085
You-you don't got a car?
423
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,087
Everybody's got a car today...
424
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,965
Even bums don't not got a car!
425
00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:52,758
What do you do when
you take a chick out,
426
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,927
you go on a bus?
427
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,304
Think you're gonna
get laid on a bus?
428
00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:57,708
Think you're gonna
give some chick
429
00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:59,819
the fuckin' monster on a bus?
430
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,522
I got a car...
431
00:20:05,563 --> 00:20:07,774
The "piece of shit's" got a car!
432
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:10,735
What about Jewelry,
has he got Jewelry?
433
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,737
Just a Swatch
434
00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:15,365
Nice leather band, though.
435
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,410
Oh yeah?
Take it off.
436
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:24,582
C'mon, you're so slow.
437
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,710
It's right over here.
438
00:20:26,835 --> 00:20:29,421
Awright, you're up,
slugger, let's go.
439
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:30,839
You want me to open it?
440
00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:33,091
No, I want you
to dance with it...
441
00:20:33,174 --> 00:20:34,509
Move!
442
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:35,719
Okay.
443
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,387
And if there's
a gun in there, Just leave it.
444
00:20:38,388 --> 00:20:40,188
'Cause you'll
pull it out, you'll get nervous,
445
00:20:40,213 --> 00:20:41,974
you'll wind up miss in' me,
446
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:44,601
then I gotta do
what I gotta do with what I got.
447
00:20:44,602 --> 00:20:45,687
Look at me.
448
00:20:45,729 --> 00:20:48,106
Look at me when I talk to you!
449
00:20:48,189 --> 00:20:50,482
I can't look at you
and look at the safe at the same time.
450
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,402
Excuse me, okay.
451
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,321
You're the big-shot now,
I'm nobody, right?
452
00:20:55,405 --> 00:20:57,949
Okay, I'm over here now.
453
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,493
Excuse me.
454
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,873
Got any other features
on this watch?
455
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:07,332
It's got a stopwatch.
456
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,668
It's got a stopwatch?
457
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,545
I never figured out
how to use it.
458
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,380
It's simple, it's this button...
459
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:42,911
What happened?
460
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,121
He was gonna kill you.
461
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,832
Really?
462
00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:49,876
I mean, he was Just...
463
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:51,503
He could definitely
tell that there was
464
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,296
something going on
between us, y'know?
465
00:21:53,338 --> 00:21:54,589
How?
466
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,590
Because I've never
actually slept with
467
00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:58,717
any of the other guys
that I've done this with before,
468
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,011
that's how.
469
00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:03,139
Is he dead?
470
00:22:04,307 --> 00:22:06,810
Oh, Jesus.
471
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,272
Do you hate me now?
472
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,565
No, no, no, no.
473
00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:13,732
No.
474
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,360
Oh yes, you do!
475
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,821
No, it's not that, okay?
476
00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:19,989
It's Just the sex
and the violence
477
00:22:20,031 --> 00:22:22,534
all in one night,
it's a little much.
478
00:22:23,952 --> 00:22:26,245
- What are we gonna do now?
- What?
479
00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:27,966
- What are we gonna do now?!
- I don't know!
480
00:22:27,991 --> 00:22:29,909
Well, think of something!
481
00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,043
Let's call the police.
482
00:22:32,168 --> 00:22:33,837
That's a good idea.
483
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,421
- Yeah?
- Yeah, really.
484
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,256
And what are we gonna tell 'em?
485
00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,092
We'll tell them the truth,
486
00:22:39,175 --> 00:22:40,593
I mean, that he was robbing you
487
00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,637
and-and I shot him,
and that's that.
488
00:22:42,721 --> 00:22:43,763
Yeah.
489
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,848
Tell 'em the truth.
490
00:22:45,849 --> 00:22:47,225
I like that.
491
00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:50,270
Since he was threatening you,
492
00:22:50,395 --> 00:22:52,522
I probably
won't get more than ten years, right?
493
00:22:52,564 --> 00:22:54,232
And with good behavior
494
00:22:54,399 --> 00:22:58,570
I could be out in seven... years.
495
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:04,576
Wait...
496
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,666
- Let's come up with another plan.
- What?
497
00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:13,501
I mean, that he was robbing you
498
00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:15,628
and somebody else shot him?
Who?
499
00:23:15,754 --> 00:23:18,006
Well, we could say
that I shot him.
500
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:19,883
That won't work.
501
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:23,261
It's ridiculous,
it would never work that way, it's...
502
00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:26,056
Well, maybe...
503
00:23:30,393 --> 00:23:32,562
Well, I mean, let's...
504
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,272
Let's go over it.
505
00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:35,398
Okay.
506
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,484
- He was robbing the place.
- Yes.
507
00:23:37,525 --> 00:23:39,778
He did get shot, right?
508
00:23:39,861 --> 00:23:41,780
So that's two out of three.
509
00:23:41,863 --> 00:23:44,616
What's that,
that's sixty-seven percent true,
510
00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:47,911
I mean, that's
pretty good these days, right?
511
00:23:47,952 --> 00:23:49,537
Right.
512
00:23:56,461 --> 00:23:59,506
That's some first date,
killin' her boyfriend.
513
00:23:59,631 --> 00:24:03,301
Well, it gave
the relationship a certain intensity.
514
00:24:06,721 --> 00:24:10,725
It all started one night at McCool's
515
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,644
Earl Raymond Pitts.
516
00:24:12,727 --> 00:24:15,647
Had a list of priors
goin' back to the womb.
517
00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:16,940
Seriously.
518
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,692
He was born in
Dwight Correctional.
519
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:22,093
His mother had twins
while she was doin' a bit for narcotics.
520
00:24:22,135 --> 00:24:24,015
You mean
there's another one out there like him?
521
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,155
Yeah.
522
00:24:25,156 --> 00:24:26,740
He went by the name "Utah."
523
00:24:26,741 --> 00:24:29,119
"Utah"... The Mormon State?
524
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:30,578
Yeah. Don't ask me.
525
00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:38,336
I'm a little unclear on this.
526
00:24:38,461 --> 00:24:39,838
He was holding a gun on you,
527
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,506
But you were able
to get your gun
528
00:24:41,589 --> 00:24:44,384
and shoot him point-blank
in the back of the head?
529
00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:45,802
Yeah, right.
530
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,137
It-it all happened kinda fast.
531
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,680
So...
532
00:24:49,681 --> 00:24:51,808
he was standing in front of you,
533
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,769
and then... what?
534
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:55,812
He heard something?
535
00:24:55,937 --> 00:24:57,230
Right.
536
00:24:57,355 --> 00:25:00,233
He turned around,
you grabbed your gun...
537
00:25:00,316 --> 00:25:01,860
Right.
538
00:25:01,943 --> 00:25:03,028
Which was where?
539
00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:06,363
- Hidden next to the safe?
- Right.
540
00:25:06,364 --> 00:25:08,742
Just in case
something like this ever happened.
541
00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:11,369
He turned around,
you grabbed your gun, and pow!
542
00:25:11,536 --> 00:25:14,414
Exactly...
That's exactly how it happened.
543
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,713
About what time was this?
544
00:25:23,131 --> 00:25:24,340
About what time was this?
545
00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:30,345
Just before I called 911.
546
00:25:30,346 --> 00:25:32,474
Thanks.
547
00:25:34,768 --> 00:25:35,894
Hey.
548
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,481
It's responsible citizens
Just like yourself
549
00:25:39,522 --> 00:25:41,733
that make my Job a lot easier.
550
00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:49,407
You can imagine my mood,
551
00:25:49,491 --> 00:25:51,284
getting roused
from a sound sleep
552
00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:54,287
to go scoop some citizen
off a barroom floor
553
00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:56,011
- You wanna talk to the lady?
- What lady?
554
00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:57,791
His.
555
00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:00,085
Does she have
anything to do with it?
556
00:26:00,168 --> 00:26:02,169
Nah, she was
waitin' for him back at their house,
557
00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:03,462
he didn't show, she got worried,
558
00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:05,256
came here lookin' for him.
559
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,883
Let her go.
560
00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:08,259
Awright.
561
00:26:08,343 --> 00:26:09,761
You're free to go, miss.
562
00:26:13,765 --> 00:26:17,352
Suddenly my whole life changed
563
00:26:20,897 --> 00:26:25,068
Like Theresa had
come back from the dead
564
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,908
She even looks
a little like Theresa.
565
00:26:33,284 --> 00:26:35,662
So this girl,
she's good in the sack?
566
00:26:35,745 --> 00:26:37,580
I'm sorry, man, you get my age,
567
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,666
you like to hear
about the old un!
568
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,000
Sorry.
569
00:26:41,084 --> 00:26:43,712
O-18, 1-8 under the "O".
570
00:26:43,795 --> 00:26:46,089
Nice ass?
571
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:50,427
Mr. Chick Fife, telephone call.
572
00:26:50,468 --> 00:26:53,221
Mr. Chick Fife, please
call your cardiologist.
573
00:26:53,304 --> 00:26:55,432
You takin' the rap
for the shooting
574
00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:57,267
musta worked out okay.
575
00:26:57,308 --> 00:27:00,145
Your boss, he musta
treated you like a hero.
576
00:27:02,897 --> 00:27:05,232
Oh, kid...
577
00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:07,861
Death and good times,
578
00:27:07,944 --> 00:27:09,696
they don't mix.
579
00:27:09,738 --> 00:27:11,865
I can't have people
comin' in here
580
00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:13,158
lookin' for a good time,
581
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,451
seein' you and thinkin',
582
00:27:14,576 --> 00:27:16,036
"-that's the one"
583
00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:17,559
"that put a bullet
in the guy's head."
584
00:27:17,584 --> 00:27:19,080
"Maybe he's gonna serve me"
585
00:27:19,165 --> 00:27:20,765
"my strawberry daiquiri
and onion rings,"
586
00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:23,333
"or maybe he's gonna
go postal on my ass!"
587
00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:25,462
Joey, the guy was
tryin' to rob your bar.
588
00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:27,047
He didn't take nothin'!
589
00:27:27,130 --> 00:27:28,923
You put a bullet
in his friggin' noggin!
590
00:27:29,007 --> 00:27:30,216
You're gone! Go!
591
00:27:32,802 --> 00:27:34,679
Hello!
592
00:27:34,846 --> 00:27:37,015
Wh-what are you doin'?
593
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:39,642
What does it look like?
I'm ironing.
594
00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:43,521
We're not there yet, are we?
595
00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,022
What do you mean
we're not there yet?
596
00:27:45,023 --> 00:27:47,692
We're movin' a little fast here, Jewel.
597
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,070
- Yeah?
- Hi, how ya doin'. Need your signature.
598
00:27:50,111 --> 00:27:52,822
- What's this?
- 1-800-Mattress.
599
00:27:52,906 --> 00:27:55,158
I didn't order any mattress.
600
00:27:58,912 --> 00:28:00,705
Dammit!
601
00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:05,085
How are we supposed
to pay for this stuff?!
602
00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:06,294
God, Randy, I Just thought
603
00:28:06,503 --> 00:28:07,962
we really had something,
604
00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:10,048
or at least the start of something.
605
00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:12,092
But obviously
I'm incredibly stupid.
606
00:28:12,217 --> 00:28:13,426
You're not stupid.
607
00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:15,350
I'll be out of your life
in Just a few minutes.
608
00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:17,085
I didn't say
I wanted you out of my life.
609
00:28:19,057 --> 00:28:20,600
It's Just... with the ironing,
610
00:28:20,725 --> 00:28:21,643
the-the new mattress,
611
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,310
they all Just seem like things
612
00:28:23,311 --> 00:28:24,895
that are a little further
down the line,
613
00:28:24,896 --> 00:28:26,356
that's all.
614
00:28:26,398 --> 00:28:27,816
Further down the line
615
00:28:27,899 --> 00:28:30,193
than all the sex
we've been having?
616
00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:34,906
Any further down the line
than killing Utah together?
617
00:28:35,031 --> 00:28:37,492
You're right...
618
00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:39,535
you know what, it's me.
619
00:28:39,536 --> 00:28:41,162
I lost my Job today.
620
00:28:44,332 --> 00:28:45,208
You what?
621
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:46,751
I got canned.
622
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:51,715
Oh, baby, why didn't you say so?
623
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,551
Are you okay?
624
00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:56,177
I guess.
625
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:06,146
Your cousin called.
626
00:29:06,271 --> 00:29:08,106
The lawyer.
627
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,400
We're going over
to his house on Saturday
628
00:29:10,525 --> 00:29:12,610
for a barbecue.
629
00:29:14,529 --> 00:29:17,240
So Carl invites me
over to his house for a barbecue.
630
00:29:17,365 --> 00:29:19,159
Now, Carl never invites me over,
631
00:29:19,242 --> 00:29:21,411
so I'm thinkin'
to myself, why now?
632
00:29:28,585 --> 00:29:30,127
Here you go.
633
00:29:30,128 --> 00:29:30,754
That's sweet.
634
00:29:30,879 --> 00:29:32,421
Thanks.
635
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,549
That is some
ma Jor league pussy.
636
00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:37,719
I meant that in a good way.
637
00:29:38,762 --> 00:29:39,971
You bangin' her?
638
00:29:40,055 --> 00:29:42,098
She must have
fucked you senseless
639
00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:43,892
when she found out
you shot a guy?
640
00:29:43,975 --> 00:29:46,977
Because I read that
women cream for the violence.
641
00:29:46,978 --> 00:29:48,480
I don't know what that is.
642
00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:50,915
When you're fuckin' her, though,
because she's so young, is it...
643
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:52,940
I'm gonna see if
they want some helpin the kitchen.
644
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:53,777
I'm Just asking.
645
00:29:53,818 --> 00:29:55,153
I mean, look at her!
646
00:29:55,278 --> 00:29:57,113
It's like havin'
a porn star in my house!
647
00:29:57,155 --> 00:29:59,032
Except she's makin' salad.
648
00:29:59,115 --> 00:30:01,158
You have such
a beautiful house... it's so homey.
649
00:30:01,159 --> 00:30:03,161
That's all Karen, believe me.
650
00:30:03,244 --> 00:30:05,871
I wanted to go with
lots of stainless steel,
651
00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,307
something we could Just
pssh! Hose it right off.
652
00:30:07,332 --> 00:30:08,812
A lot of this stuff
we don't even use,
653
00:30:08,837 --> 00:30:10,335
so if you really
like it, take it.
654
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:11,836
Thank you, Jewel.
655
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,215
It's always been my dream
to have a real nice house.
656
00:30:15,298 --> 00:30:17,467
I already know exactly
what it'll look like...
657
00:30:17,592 --> 00:30:20,428
Wall-to-wall carpeting
with matching drapes,
658
00:30:20,512 --> 00:30:23,431
and a big, fluffy white couch,
659
00:30:23,515 --> 00:30:25,642
nice dining room set,
660
00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:28,269
and in the corner...
661
00:30:28,353 --> 00:30:30,021
a fountain.
662
00:30:35,694 --> 00:30:36,778
A fountain?
663
00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:38,154
It's gonna be...
664
00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:39,239
It's gonna be great.
665
00:30:39,364 --> 00:30:42,283
It's of a little girl
washing her hair
666
00:30:42,325 --> 00:30:44,660
and the water runs off
into a giant sea shell
667
00:30:44,661 --> 00:30:46,830
with goldfish swimming in it.
668
00:30:48,331 --> 00:30:51,084
I didn't Just make it up,
I saw it in a magazine.
669
00:30:51,209 --> 00:30:52,460
Better Homes and Fountains?
670
00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:53,753
Carl!
671
00:30:53,795 --> 00:30:56,214
Hey, Randy, you got a fountain
in your place, don't ya?
672
00:30:56,297 --> 00:30:57,257
In the living room...
673
00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:59,718
Oh no, that's a leaky toilet.
674
00:30:59,801 --> 00:31:01,260
My mistake.
675
00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:03,513
You know what, Carl?
You're not funny... Just rude.
676
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:06,057
- Let's get together some time.
- That's a good idea.
677
00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:07,225
Bye.
Hey, c'mon.
678
00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:13,189
Okay, okay!
679
00:31:13,314 --> 00:31:14,399
Okay.
680
00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:17,694
Why don't you
let Carl run you home?
681
00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:20,070
No, I'm afraid
that's where your luck runs out.
682
00:31:20,071 --> 00:31:22,407
I can't drive,
I've been drinkin'.
683
00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:24,200
Would you buy a car?
684
00:31:24,325 --> 00:31:25,535
One of these days.
685
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,495
Make him buy a car, would ya?
686
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,704
Let's go catch that 4:15 bus,
687
00:31:28,705 --> 00:31:30,331
Let's get the hell out of here.
688
00:31:30,457 --> 00:31:32,333
Buy a car...
689
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:34,627
I wish he hadn t
put that idea in her head
690
00:31:40,717 --> 00:31:42,551
What's this?
691
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:46,181
A friend of mine's
goin' away for a little while...
692
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,435
So she said I could borrow it.
693
00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:52,978
Well, what happens
when your friend gets back?
694
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,856
We're gonna be used
to havin' a car by then.
695
00:31:54,939 --> 00:31:56,024
So?
696
00:31:56,107 --> 00:31:57,901
- Then we're gonna have to buy one.
- So?
697
00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:00,070
It's a bottomless pit
of expenses!
698
00:32:00,195 --> 00:32:03,448
You got insurance,
you got repairs, car payments...
699
00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,408
You're Just afraid
because now you don't
700
00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:08,203
have an excuse
for not finding work, aren't you?
701
00:32:08,286 --> 00:32:10,789
Stop right there,
this has nothing to do with work.
702
00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,030
Did you know it's safer to fly
703
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,415
than it is to drive a car?
704
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:14,918
You're upset with me
705
00:32:15,043 --> 00:32:16,752
Because I didn't
bring you home a plane?
706
00:32:16,753 --> 00:32:18,462
Another thing, if you think
707
00:32:18,463 --> 00:32:19,756
I'm gonna be out there
708
00:32:19,798 --> 00:32:21,341
with a hose and a bucket of suds
709
00:32:21,383 --> 00:32:23,823
to wash the damn thing,
you can forget it... I'm not that guy.
710
00:32:23,848 --> 00:32:25,844
Well, fine.
I'll wash the car.
711
00:32:25,845 --> 00:32:27,472
God, you're full of shit.
712
00:32:27,514 --> 00:32:29,224
What's that?
I'm full of shit?
713
00:32:29,265 --> 00:32:30,517
Yes.
714
00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:32,002
Lemme tell ya...
I have seen people
715
00:32:32,027 --> 00:32:34,104
leave the bar so drunk
they can't even see,
716
00:32:34,145 --> 00:32:35,397
and off they speed
717
00:32:35,438 --> 00:32:37,190
in their giant
sports utility vehicles.
718
00:32:37,315 --> 00:32:39,693
Well, you run into
one of these guys out on the street,
719
00:32:39,818 --> 00:32:42,404
and you're gonna die,
and you're gonna die ugly!
720
00:32:42,487 --> 00:32:44,280
Would you relax?
721
00:32:45,907 --> 00:32:48,159
Christ, look at this house!
722
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:54,290
I come at a bad time?
723
00:32:54,416 --> 00:32:55,750
No.
724
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,546
And then that damn detective dropped in
725
00:32:59,671 --> 00:33:02,173
As if I wasn t
stressed-out enough
726
00:33:02,257 --> 00:33:03,341
I'll let you two talk.
727
00:33:03,466 --> 00:33:04,884
What'd he want?
728
00:33:05,009 --> 00:33:07,387
You know, he's a cop.
729
00:33:07,470 --> 00:33:09,681
They're never satisfied
730
00:33:09,723 --> 00:33:11,725
unless they ask you
everything ten times.
731
00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:14,476
After that night at McCool's
I was a mess.
732
00:33:14,477 --> 00:33:17,397
I couldn't concentrate...
733
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,983
I couldn't sleep...
734
00:33:20,024 --> 00:33:22,026
I could barely eat.
735
00:33:22,027 --> 00:33:25,195
Nothin' deep-fried, anyway.
736
00:33:25,196 --> 00:33:26,990
I had this longing...
737
00:33:27,115 --> 00:33:31,619
Something inside of me said
I had to see that woman again
738
00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:39,501
Boy, was I glad I got there
at that exact moment
739
00:33:39,502 --> 00:33:41,880
He was getting very abusive
740
00:33:41,921 --> 00:33:45,175
You're gonna die,
and you're gonna die ugly!
741
00:33:45,216 --> 00:33:49,429
It was like I had been chosen
for a very special assignment
742
00:33:49,554 --> 00:33:53,600
Not by the department,
but by a higher power
743
00:33:53,641 --> 00:33:56,770
I was being sent
to save her from him
744
00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:01,316
Did I... come at a bad time?
745
00:34:01,399 --> 00:34:02,984
No.
746
00:34:04,361 --> 00:34:06,154
Didn't seem possible,
747
00:34:06,237 --> 00:34:10,075
but she was even more beautiful
than the night I first saw her.
748
00:34:10,158 --> 00:34:13,119
And I said, Good afternoon,
749
00:34:13,244 --> 00:34:17,290
then she said,
I'll let you two talk
750
00:34:17,374 --> 00:34:19,166
Then he said...
751
00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:20,710
Not bad?
752
00:34:20,794 --> 00:34:23,545
There was something about him
I Just didn't like.
753
00:34:23,546 --> 00:34:24,666
According to your statement,
754
00:34:24,691 --> 00:34:26,633
you closed the bar at one-thirty.
755
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:28,968
You didn't call
to report the shooting
756
00:34:29,094 --> 00:34:30,637
until three-fifty-eight.
757
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,001
I need to know what you were doing during
that time frame.
758
00:34:33,026 --> 00:34:35,558
Haven't we already
gone over all this stuff, man?
759
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,893
Hey, Jewel, how about
760
00:34:37,894 --> 00:34:40,229
crackin' me open a brew?
761
00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:41,731
I don't know, it was,
762
00:34:41,773 --> 00:34:43,774
I had to count all that money,
763
00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:46,026
It was a busy-ass night, awright?
764
00:34:46,027 --> 00:34:47,320
I think on this night
765
00:34:47,404 --> 00:34:48,988
we had those frat boys in there,
766
00:34:49,114 --> 00:34:50,490
and a couple of 'em...
767
00:34:50,573 --> 00:34:52,450
whaddya doin'?
768
00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:53,785
This guy's a cop.
769
00:34:53,952 --> 00:34:55,620
He can't drink, he's on the Job!
770
00:34:55,704 --> 00:34:58,289
Why don't ya do somethin',
y'know, make yourself useful.
771
00:34:58,331 --> 00:34:59,873
All right.
772
00:34:59,874 --> 00:35:01,876
I'll be outside...
Washing the car.
773
00:35:02,001 --> 00:35:03,378
Yeah, you do that.
774
00:35:04,546 --> 00:35:06,840
Man, I'm sorry about her.
775
00:35:09,217 --> 00:35:12,262
How can I not
question our Creator
776
00:35:12,387 --> 00:35:15,139
for putting this...
777
00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:18,518
human obscenity
into the presence
778
00:35:18,643 --> 00:35:21,229
of such a...
779
00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,356
divine creature.
780
00:35:23,481 --> 00:35:26,568
Anyway, that was the night
we had all these frat boys in
781
00:35:26,609 --> 00:35:28,486
and they're taking "the plunge."
782
00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:30,739
A couple of 'em
ended up in the bathroom
783
00:35:30,864 --> 00:35:33,408
and barfin' up
all over the floor...
784
00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:37,370
I wasn't listening
to a word he was saying
785
00:35:37,495 --> 00:35:42,083
I could only think about her
786
00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:43,752
I felt so guilty,
787
00:35:44,044 --> 00:35:47,088
like I was betraying
the memory of Theresa
788
00:35:47,172 --> 00:35:49,883
but I couldn t
take my eyes off her
789
00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:00,309
♪ Well I think it's time ♪
790
00:36:00,310 --> 00:36:02,353
♪ To get ready ♪
791
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:07,567
♪ To realize
Just what I have found ♪
792
00:36:08,943 --> 00:36:11,528
♪ I have been only half ♪
793
00:36:11,529 --> 00:36:14,157
♪ Of what I am ♪
794
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,410
♪ It's all clear to me now ♪
795
00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:23,249
♪ My heart is on fire ♪
796
00:36:25,502 --> 00:36:29,297
♪ My soul's like
a wheel that's turning ♪
797
00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:33,218
♪ My love is alive ♪
798
00:36:35,303 --> 00:36:38,139
♪ My love is alive ♪
799
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:41,101
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
800
00:36:46,398 --> 00:36:48,483
Can you imagine how I felt?
801
00:36:50,777 --> 00:36:53,530
You should see
what she does with my hose.
802
00:36:53,697 --> 00:36:55,531
I don't know what would make me
803
00:36:55,532 --> 00:36:57,117
invite him over for barbecue.
804
00:36:57,158 --> 00:36:59,285
You did say you were going to.
805
00:37:00,412 --> 00:37:01,370
Yeah, but...
806
00:37:01,371 --> 00:37:03,373
I say a lot of things.
807
00:37:03,456 --> 00:37:05,041
Why do you think you did?
808
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,751
I don't know.
809
00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:08,669
You tell me.
810
00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:09,963
The woman?
811
00:37:11,756 --> 00:37:14,092
You know, he brings her
812
00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:17,220
and shes wearing
this nothing of a dress,
813
00:37:17,345 --> 00:37:20,223
its a slip!
I mean, you can see everything
814
00:37:20,348 --> 00:37:21,808
For a barbecue.
815
00:37:21,850 --> 00:37:24,185
No, no, wait a second,
what am I thinking? Hot pants.
816
00:37:24,269 --> 00:37:26,396
They re like cupping everything,
817
00:37:26,563 --> 00:37:28,189
and-and this top...
818
00:37:28,273 --> 00:37:30,733
You could definitely
see her stomach
819
00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:32,861
Wait! No, no no...
Sorry, it was a dress.
820
00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:34,945
It was a dress, like a,
like a summer kind of
821
00:37:34,946 --> 00:37:37,657
farmer girl dress, you know?
822
00:37:37,741 --> 00:37:39,451
With like, cherries and plums and...
823
00:37:39,576 --> 00:37:41,201
- Okay.
- Little fruits.
824
00:37:41,202 --> 00:37:42,954
Shes walking and shes bouncing
825
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:44,789
and the grapes and the melons,
826
00:37:44,873 --> 00:37:46,273
and they're Just
ba-boom, ba-boom...
827
00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:47,250
That's fine, thank you.
828
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,502
She's so sexy, but pretty!
829
00:37:49,544 --> 00:37:51,046
- Okay, all right!
- No!
830
00:37:51,129 --> 00:37:52,922
All right!
That's enough!
831
00:37:54,215 --> 00:37:57,593
I get the picture!
Let's Just go on with the story.
832
00:37:57,594 --> 00:37:58,762
So then...
833
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:01,514
In any case,
834
00:38:01,639 --> 00:38:03,599
the reason I called you was
835
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,434
you're one guy I can trust
836
00:38:05,435 --> 00:38:07,519
in a situation like this.
837
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,065
I got a guy with a hole
in the back of his head
838
00:38:10,148 --> 00:38:11,816
where the exit wound was...
839
00:38:14,569 --> 00:38:18,281
♪ Were you Just
pleased to see me ♪
840
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:22,243
♪ As you all know ♪
841
00:38:22,327 --> 00:38:24,621
♪ You better take care ♪
842
00:38:24,662 --> 00:38:26,289
♪ Treat me with respect ♪
843
00:38:26,414 --> 00:38:29,084
♪ Because love is rare ♪
844
00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:31,419
♪ As you all know ♪
845
00:38:31,461 --> 00:38:33,630
♪ You better beware ♪
846
00:38:33,755 --> 00:38:37,634
♪ Treat me with respect... ♪
847
00:38:37,759 --> 00:38:40,470
Would anybody care
for another burger?
848
00:38:40,512 --> 00:38:42,471
I'll have a hot dog.
849
00:38:42,472 --> 00:38:44,015
If you have one.
850
00:38:46,893 --> 00:38:48,436
And then she grabs me
and she says,
851
00:38:48,603 --> 00:38:50,271
Lets get together sometime
852
00:38:52,649 --> 00:38:53,942
So she was coming on to you?
853
00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:55,235
Yeah.
854
00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:58,362
It doesn't surprise me, really.
855
00:38:58,363 --> 00:38:59,613
It doesn't.
856
00:38:59,614 --> 00:39:01,032
No, 'cause...
857
00:39:01,116 --> 00:39:03,156
I mean, I don't mean
to sound full of myself, but...
858
00:39:03,181 --> 00:39:05,600
But what?
859
00:39:07,122 --> 00:39:08,289
You're irresistible?
860
00:39:08,373 --> 00:39:11,918
Women...
women find me attractive.
861
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,505
Do you think
I'm attracted to you?
862
00:39:15,588 --> 00:39:17,132
Well, you're a doctor,
863
00:39:17,173 --> 00:39:19,467
so I think you have
that professional reserve.
864
00:39:19,509 --> 00:39:21,094
But even so,
865
00:39:21,177 --> 00:39:22,970
I think I felt something
when I walked in the office.
866
00:39:22,971 --> 00:39:24,251
It's okay, don't worry about it.
867
00:39:24,276 --> 00:39:25,807
You don't wanna
hear about all this.
868
00:39:25,932 --> 00:39:27,559
No, no, no... go on, go on.
869
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,601
You got the car,
870
00:39:28,643 --> 00:39:31,311
you're feelin' good
about yourself again,
871
00:39:31,312 --> 00:39:32,814
and boom!
872
00:39:32,856 --> 00:39:35,859
The sex picks up again, right?
873
00:39:37,402 --> 00:39:39,654
Well, not exactly.
874
00:39:39,779 --> 00:39:42,990
I was watchin a lot of cable
875
00:39:42,991 --> 00:39:45,452
Randy!
876
00:39:48,246 --> 00:39:49,705
Randy.
877
00:39:49,706 --> 00:39:51,666
Can we talk?
878
00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:53,000
Sure.
879
00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:55,502
What did you do all day?
880
00:39:55,503 --> 00:39:57,714
I'm watchin' this
Norwegian movie again,
881
00:39:57,756 --> 00:39:59,089
Maria Marushka
882
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:01,176
It's really good.
883
00:40:01,259 --> 00:40:03,720
Randy.. I think not having a Job
884
00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:05,764
is starting to get to you.
885
00:40:05,847 --> 00:40:08,849
No. It's not having any money
that's starting to get to me.
886
00:40:08,850 --> 00:40:11,019
Well, that is why
I think we need to talk.
887
00:40:11,102 --> 00:40:12,896
With what they pay me
at the store
888
00:40:13,021 --> 00:40:14,221
we can barely cover our bills,
889
00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:16,566
not to mention
the new dinette set I want,
890
00:40:16,691 --> 00:40:18,526
or the window treatments
I want in this room.
891
00:40:18,568 --> 00:40:20,528
Well, I'm sorry,
there's not much more I can do.
892
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:23,073
I mean, nobody
seems to be hiring.
893
00:40:23,156 --> 00:40:25,283
That's why I went
to McCool's today
894
00:40:25,367 --> 00:40:27,369
and spoke to
your old boss, Joey.
895
00:40:27,410 --> 00:40:28,703
What!
896
00:40:28,745 --> 00:40:31,706
You didn't go down there
and-and beg him
897
00:40:31,790 --> 00:40:33,291
to give me my Job back!
898
00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:35,542
Of course I didn't!
899
00:40:35,543 --> 00:40:36,920
Good.
900
00:40:36,961 --> 00:40:38,838
But I am going to
The Moody Blues with him.
901
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,215
- What?
- Tomorrow night.
902
00:40:40,298 --> 00:40:42,759
He seems to think
they're the Second Coming,
903
00:40:42,884 --> 00:40:44,676
but they're really
not my cup of tea.
904
00:40:44,677 --> 00:40:46,388
Wait a minute!
Why are you doing this?
905
00:40:46,554 --> 00:40:49,265
I'm doing this for us
as a couple, Randy.
906
00:40:49,307 --> 00:40:51,351
And more importantly,
I'm doing this for you
907
00:40:51,434 --> 00:40:52,769
and your sense of self-worth.
908
00:40:54,854 --> 00:40:57,982
I think that you have
a lot of anger towards Joey,
909
00:40:58,066 --> 00:40:59,943
and that because of that,
910
00:41:00,068 --> 00:41:01,610
you feel less of a man
911
00:41:01,611 --> 00:41:03,863
because of his power
to take away your livelihood.
912
00:41:03,947 --> 00:41:05,448
You think I'm gonna
have less anger
913
00:41:05,490 --> 00:41:08,076
and feel like more of a man
if you start dating this guy?!
914
00:41:08,118 --> 00:41:09,536
No.
915
00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:13,665
I'm suggesting
that tomorrow night
916
00:41:13,707 --> 00:41:15,250
when you know
he's at the concert,
917
00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:16,543
you go to his house
918
00:41:16,626 --> 00:41:18,253
and you steal
everything of value
919
00:41:18,294 --> 00:41:20,422
you can fit into our car.
920
00:41:20,547 --> 00:41:21,589
You're Joking.
921
00:41:21,631 --> 00:41:22,799
No.
922
00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:26,845
I mean, come on,
the guy fired you.
923
00:41:26,928 --> 00:41:30,265
And he still owes you
six hours overtime, right?
924
00:41:30,348 --> 00:41:33,518
I Just don't think he knows
what he had with you.
925
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,186
You're so wonderful,
926
00:41:35,228 --> 00:41:37,564
You're the best bartender
I've ever seen, by far.
927
00:41:37,647 --> 00:41:40,984
You know, the way
you worked those crowds,
928
00:41:41,067 --> 00:41:43,862
you really had 'em
in the palm of your hand.
929
00:41:43,945 --> 00:41:45,488
You know what
you reminded me of?
930
00:41:45,613 --> 00:41:46,448
What?
931
00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:49,909
A rock star.
932
00:41:49,993 --> 00:41:51,161
Really?
933
00:41:51,244 --> 00:41:52,954
Really.
934
00:41:54,831 --> 00:41:56,875
I don't know...
935
00:41:59,669 --> 00:42:01,588
I Just...
936
00:42:01,671 --> 00:42:03,715
I don't see myself
doing something like that.
937
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,883
It's crazy.
938
00:42:05,008 --> 00:42:07,009
Once we fence all his stuff,
939
00:42:07,010 --> 00:42:08,610
we'll make a pretty nice
chunk of change.
940
00:42:08,635 --> 00:42:10,430
Look, forget it!
941
00:42:10,513 --> 00:42:12,556
There's no way.
942
00:42:12,557 --> 00:42:14,601
Absolutely not.
943
00:42:14,726 --> 00:42:18,354
But you did it, of course.
944
00:42:19,355 --> 00:42:20,857
Yeah, I did it.
945
00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:32,952
I knew Joey would have
A big CD collection
946
00:42:35,038 --> 00:42:37,582
And I was surprised at all
the other cool stuff he had
947
00:42:45,215 --> 00:42:47,217
You know, Jewel must have taken
948
00:42:47,258 --> 00:42:49,719
a few more psychology courses
than me,
949
00:42:49,761 --> 00:42:52,347
because as crazy as I thought
the whole idea was,
950
00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:55,433
as reluctant as I was to do it,
951
00:42:55,517 --> 00:42:57,977
by the end of the evening,
I felt great
952
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:04,150
I still wonder how
she talked me into it.
953
00:43:04,192 --> 00:43:07,112
Here's a wild guess.
954
00:43:11,074 --> 00:43:12,158
Yeah.
955
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,993
That probably had
somethin' to do with it.
956
00:43:24,671 --> 00:43:27,424
♪ I got money in my pocket ♪
957
00:43:27,549 --> 00:43:29,592
♪ I've got lovin' in the air ♪
958
00:43:29,718 --> 00:43:32,095
♪ There is nothin'
that will stop me ♪
959
00:43:32,178 --> 00:43:34,346
♪ And I really Just don't care ♪
960
00:43:34,347 --> 00:43:36,349
♪ I Just want to live my life ♪
961
00:43:36,433 --> 00:43:38,685
♪ That's the way it's gonna be ♪
962
00:43:38,727 --> 00:43:41,896
♪ And nothin's
gonna pull me down ♪
963
00:43:41,980 --> 00:43:44,232
♪ 'Cause you know
that I believe ♪
964
00:43:44,315 --> 00:43:45,942
♪ The sun's gonna shine ♪
965
00:43:46,067 --> 00:43:48,028
♪ Shine ♪
966
00:43:48,069 --> 00:43:51,990
♪ It's gotta be love
from the very start ♪
967
00:43:52,073 --> 00:43:54,909
♪ It's gotta be love
from the very start... ♪
968
00:43:54,993 --> 00:43:56,995
Jewel?
969
00:43:58,246 --> 00:43:59,914
The Indian stays.
970
00:43:59,998 --> 00:44:02,374
I wasn't gonna throw him away.
971
00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:03,460
For a while there,
972
00:44:03,585 --> 00:44:05,545
we almost seemed
like a normal couple
973
00:44:05,670 --> 00:44:07,421
You're slammin it night and day,
974
00:44:07,422 --> 00:44:10,633
poppin' your cork
like a bartender at a mob wedding,
975
00:44:10,759 --> 00:44:12,719
then one day, like it always happens,
976
00:44:12,761 --> 00:44:14,971
all that good nookie turns sour on ya.
977
00:44:15,013 --> 00:44:16,556
Yeah.
978
00:44:16,598 --> 00:44:18,223
What are you doing?
979
00:44:18,224 --> 00:44:19,642
Oh, nothing. Trash.
980
00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:22,103
Randy, come on,
981
00:44:22,145 --> 00:44:23,896
we have to throw
some things away.
982
00:44:23,897 --> 00:44:26,024
But not my Sno-Globes, come on!
983
00:44:26,066 --> 00:44:28,610
Can't we Just compromise
and throw one Sno-Globe away?
984
00:44:28,651 --> 00:44:30,612
Jewel, these came from my mom.
985
00:44:30,653 --> 00:44:32,655
See this one here?
986
00:44:32,697 --> 00:44:34,324
She brought it back
from Chicago.
987
00:44:34,449 --> 00:44:36,618
See, it's got
the Sears Tower here,
988
00:44:36,659 --> 00:44:39,996
and this one here
is very special.
989
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,707
Ya see, my mom used to say that
990
00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:44,459
this was our house,
991
00:44:44,584 --> 00:44:46,294
and as long as I never broke it,
992
00:44:46,336 --> 00:44:48,963
we'd always have
a place to stay.
993
00:44:49,089 --> 00:44:52,592
I knew
s he was only Joking, but still...
994
00:44:55,970 --> 00:44:58,640
You're a sick puppy, man.
995
00:44:58,681 --> 00:45:02,143
So what kind of Job
do you have at this point?
996
00:45:02,227 --> 00:45:04,771
I hadn't got one yet.
997
00:45:04,813 --> 00:45:07,524
It was sort of
an ongoing problem between us.
998
00:45:07,649 --> 00:45:09,526
I-29, I-2-9.
999
00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:13,904
I was offered
the lunch shift at TGI-Friday's...
1000
00:45:13,905 --> 00:45:15,865
You lucky stiff.
1001
00:45:17,075 --> 00:45:19,744
I actually thought
it was kind of a step down
1002
00:45:19,869 --> 00:45:21,454
from unemployment, I mean...
1003
00:45:21,496 --> 00:45:24,708
No, you got it, you won... I-29.
1004
00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,126
Oh yeah.
1005
00:45:28,962 --> 00:45:30,964
Bingo.
1006
00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:35,218
We have a winner!
1007
00:45:35,343 --> 00:45:38,138
I gotta be honest
with you, my young friend.
1008
00:45:38,179 --> 00:45:40,348
I'm leaning towards
the girl on this one,
1009
00:45:40,432 --> 00:45:42,434
I mean, she's made your dump
nice and livable,
1010
00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:44,352
you're gettin'
good action on the mattress...
1011
00:45:44,436 --> 00:45:46,521
Hold onto it till you cash out.
1012
00:45:46,646 --> 00:45:49,274
Least you could do
is make some money.
1013
00:45:49,357 --> 00:45:51,234
Maybe you should be
playin' bingo.
1014
00:45:51,317 --> 00:45:52,986
That's why...
1015
00:45:53,069 --> 00:45:55,405
we decided to do another...
1016
00:45:55,447 --> 00:45:58,450
you know, break-in.
1017
00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:00,035
What do you mean, "we"?
1018
00:46:00,076 --> 00:46:01,578
Yeah, Jewel and me,
1019
00:46:01,619 --> 00:46:03,371
I mean, I'm no criminal.
1020
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,291
I bet he's got a DVD.
1021
00:46:06,332 --> 00:46:07,542
I'd love to have one of those.
1022
00:46:08,626 --> 00:46:10,252
We're going to Montague's,
1023
00:46:10,253 --> 00:46:11,671
so I borrowed something
1024
00:46:11,755 --> 00:46:13,548
from the designer section
at the store.
1025
00:46:13,590 --> 00:46:16,050
I Just think
you might have overshot,
1026
00:46:16,051 --> 00:46:17,886
I mean, even for Montague's.
1027
00:46:17,927 --> 00:46:18,887
Really?
1028
00:46:18,928 --> 00:46:19,637
Yeah.
1029
00:46:19,804 --> 00:46:22,974
You know...
1030
00:46:24,434 --> 00:46:26,936
maybe we shouldn't
be doing this.
1031
00:46:27,062 --> 00:46:28,354
The burglary?
1032
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,607
- Yeah.
- Oh, Randy!
1033
00:46:30,690 --> 00:46:32,941
Joey's is one thing,
but this is something else.
1034
00:46:32,942 --> 00:46:36,279
Would you be happier
if we weren't?
1035
00:46:36,321 --> 00:46:38,615
Sure, wouldn't you?
1036
00:46:38,656 --> 00:46:41,868
I'll show you
what makes me happy.
1037
00:46:50,085 --> 00:46:52,754
These are all
pictures from magazines,
1038
00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:54,047
things I've saved.
1039
00:46:54,130 --> 00:46:57,550
Things that I want
in my house someday.
1040
00:46:57,675 --> 00:46:59,260
I've been carrying this thing
1041
00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:01,679
around with me for years.
1042
00:47:01,721 --> 00:47:06,059
Whenever I feel lonely
or get depressed,
1043
00:47:06,101 --> 00:47:08,644
I Just add in a new couch
1044
00:47:08,645 --> 00:47:11,773
or a new set of drapes and...
1045
00:47:11,856 --> 00:47:13,900
I don't know, Just dream.
1046
00:47:15,694 --> 00:47:18,404
It makes me happy
to think that someday
1047
00:47:18,405 --> 00:47:21,366
I might actually
live in the kind of house
1048
00:47:21,449 --> 00:47:23,827
that looks like
it belongs in a magazine.
1049
00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,124
You want me to be happy,
don't you, Randy?
1050
00:47:29,165 --> 00:47:30,542
Of course I do.
1051
00:47:36,256 --> 00:47:38,633
So who was it this time?
1052
00:47:38,758 --> 00:47:40,176
Just some guy...
1053
00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:42,053
God knows how they met
1054
00:47:42,137 --> 00:47:44,806
They were going to some
fancy restaurant, Montagues
1055
00:47:58,695 --> 00:48:01,781
Jewel was sure
she could keep him there
1056
00:48:01,823 --> 00:48:03,657
for at least three hours
1057
00:48:03,658 --> 00:48:04,951
It was a good thing, too,
1058
00:48:05,076 --> 00:48:06,785
because it was gonna
take a little time
1059
00:48:06,786 --> 00:48:10,165
to clean this guy out...
He had everything
1060
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:25,221
At first I couldn't find
his DVD player,
1061
00:48:25,263 --> 00:48:29,142
and I really needed to,
since Jewel wanted one
1062
00:48:34,105 --> 00:48:36,858
So I went upstairs,
and there it was
1063
00:48:37,025 --> 00:48:38,568
DVD!
1064
00:48:40,945 --> 00:48:42,280
Bingo!
1065
00:48:45,116 --> 00:48:46,284
Him again?!
1066
00:48:46,409 --> 00:48:50,622
You gotta be careful
when you say "bingo" in here.
1067
00:48:50,747 --> 00:48:52,832
Not to worry, that was a false alarm.
1068
00:48:52,916 --> 00:48:53,875
Sorry.
1069
00:48:56,169 --> 00:48:57,879
It was like some game show
1070
00:48:57,921 --> 00:49:01,091
where they send you
on a shopping spree
1071
00:49:01,257 --> 00:49:04,010
I found a nice new Rolex...
1072
00:49:04,135 --> 00:49:06,513
Much nicer than my old Swatch.
1073
00:49:06,638 --> 00:49:10,392
Unfortunately,
this guy was I guess a midget
1074
00:49:18,191 --> 00:49:21,068
And then things
started goin wrong
1075
00:49:21,069 --> 00:49:22,695
What's this?
1076
00:49:22,696 --> 00:49:24,697
This is the place
where it all happens, baby.
1077
00:49:24,698 --> 00:49:25,824
Come on.
1078
00:49:25,907 --> 00:49:26,866
Mi casa, es su casa
1079
00:49:26,991 --> 00:49:29,577
Greg! I thought we were
going out somewhere!
1080
00:49:29,661 --> 00:49:30,662
Why go out, baby?
1081
00:49:30,745 --> 00:49:32,205
We got it all right here!
1082
00:49:32,288 --> 00:49:33,832
Best sound system
you ever heard,
1083
00:49:33,873 --> 00:49:35,917
a little hot tub,
swimming pool...
1084
00:49:38,712 --> 00:49:40,839
The Gregster might even
break out his secret stash
1085
00:49:40,922 --> 00:49:42,507
of blow.
1086
00:49:42,590 --> 00:49:43,758
Greg...
1087
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,386
I thought...
1088
00:49:47,387 --> 00:49:51,015
Why don't we
Just drive for a little longer,
1089
00:49:51,141 --> 00:49:53,101
this car makes me so hot!
1090
00:49:56,229 --> 00:49:59,649
I'll leave the front door open
if you wanna follow me, okay?
1091
00:50:26,468 --> 00:50:27,802
Greg?
1092
00:50:27,886 --> 00:50:28,970
Score!
1093
00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:32,724
Oh, shit!
1094
00:50:33,725 --> 00:50:34,851
Greg?
1095
00:50:39,647 --> 00:50:40,899
Greg?
1096
00:50:45,528 --> 00:50:46,863
Greg!
1097
00:50:53,119 --> 00:50:54,287
Randy!
1098
00:51:02,462 --> 00:51:04,714
I had a feeling
you'd find your way.
1099
00:51:04,798 --> 00:51:06,716
This is a nice house.
1100
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,718
Too bad you're such a shit.
1101
00:51:10,387 --> 00:51:11,930
A little dirty-talker.
1102
00:51:12,013 --> 00:51:14,432
Okay, okay, come on, let's talk.
1103
00:51:14,599 --> 00:51:17,018
Why don't we go downstairs
and have a drink?
1104
00:51:17,185 --> 00:51:19,646
I have a better idea, baby.
Let's talk after.
1105
00:51:20,688 --> 00:51:21,731
Bitch!
1106
00:51:21,815 --> 00:51:23,608
Come on, baby, come on!
1107
00:51:23,691 --> 00:51:24,901
Get off me!
1108
00:51:32,742 --> 00:51:34,119
Bitch.
1109
00:51:35,578 --> 00:51:37,080
You like it a little rough?
1110
00:51:37,122 --> 00:51:39,582
Oh, yeah, you wanna play?
1111
00:51:42,085 --> 00:51:43,628
We'll play rough.
1112
00:51:44,671 --> 00:51:46,923
We'll play very...
1113
00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:09,404
Oh, my God,
I don't believe this.
1114
00:52:13,742 --> 00:52:15,827
What is it with you?
1115
00:52:15,952 --> 00:52:17,662
Everywhere you go,
there's a dead guy.
1116
00:52:17,787 --> 00:52:18,872
Take the DVD.
1117
00:52:20,582 --> 00:52:22,042
Take the DVD!
1118
00:52:24,085 --> 00:52:25,920
I'm not takin' the DVD.
1119
00:52:25,962 --> 00:52:27,047
Why not?
1120
00:52:27,172 --> 00:52:28,715
Well, I don't know,
1121
00:52:28,798 --> 00:52:30,675
it Just does n't seem right.
1122
00:52:30,717 --> 00:52:32,093
It was all right before?
1123
00:52:32,177 --> 00:52:36,014
Before there wasn't
a dead guy lyin' on the floor.
1124
00:52:36,139 --> 00:52:38,391
Y'know, I never
saw a dead person till I met you.
1125
00:52:38,516 --> 00:52:39,934
The guy was trying to rape me,
1126
00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:41,311
does that mean anything to you?
1127
00:52:41,436 --> 00:52:42,353
Now take the DVD!
1128
00:52:42,479 --> 00:52:44,396
I'm not takin' the DVD!
1129
00:52:44,397 --> 00:52:47,025
Don't you want to live
in the type of house
1130
00:52:47,150 --> 00:52:49,527
that has a first-rate
home entertainment center,
1131
00:52:49,611 --> 00:52:51,029
including a DVD?
1132
00:52:51,071 --> 00:52:52,697
I already got his big-screen.
1133
00:52:52,781 --> 00:52:55,116
I don't see the difference
between taking his big-screen
1134
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,744
or taking his DVD...
I want that DVD.
1135
00:52:57,869 --> 00:53:00,997
'Cause the big-screen
is already down in the car.
1136
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:06,669
I get all dressed up,
1137
00:53:06,753 --> 00:53:08,296
I get a friggin' shiner,
1138
00:53:08,338 --> 00:53:09,923
I don't get dinner,
1139
00:53:09,964 --> 00:53:11,383
and I don't get the DVD...
1140
00:53:13,051 --> 00:53:16,096
I didn't care about the TV,
1141
00:53:16,137 --> 00:53:18,056
I was Just doin this
to make Jewel happy
1142
00:53:18,139 --> 00:53:20,599
But you didn't take the DVD.
1143
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,686
A local attorney
was found slain this morning...
1144
00:53:23,728 --> 00:53:26,147
I do not believe we were in that
gazillion-dollar house
1145
00:53:26,189 --> 00:53:27,899
and we didn't end up
with a thing.
1146
00:53:27,941 --> 00:53:30,652
Did you forget
about the dead guy on the floor?
1147
00:53:30,777 --> 00:53:33,112
No, I did not forget about
the dead guy on the floor,
1148
00:53:33,113 --> 00:53:35,198
but we're not
talking about him right now,
1149
00:53:35,281 --> 00:53:37,909
we're talking about the dead guy
on the floor's stuff,
1150
00:53:38,034 --> 00:53:40,411
and he had a lot of stuff,
stuff we could have taken
1151
00:53:40,412 --> 00:53:42,496
if you weren't such a chickens hit.
1152
00:53:42,497 --> 00:53:43,540
What's that?
1153
00:53:43,581 --> 00:53:46,292
So now
I'm a chicken shit, is that it?
1154
00:53:46,334 --> 00:53:49,795
Yes, I believe that's
the technical term for what you are.
1155
00:53:49,796 --> 00:53:53,383
Yeah, well,
I'd rather be a chicken shit
1156
00:53:53,425 --> 00:53:55,468
than whatever
the hell is it that you are.
1157
00:53:55,510 --> 00:53:57,190
I'm the woman
living with the chicken shit.
1158
00:53:57,303 --> 00:53:58,722
Not for long.
1159
00:53:58,805 --> 00:54:01,265
Yeah, not for long,
that's right,
1160
00:54:01,266 --> 00:54:03,476
because I need a real man,
someone I can count on,
1161
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,770
not a chicken shit like you.
1162
00:54:07,647 --> 00:54:09,023
Good, company.
1163
00:54:11,026 --> 00:54:13,445
Thus far, police have no leads...
1164
00:54:16,698 --> 00:54:18,950
It's that cop!
1165
00:54:19,993 --> 00:54:21,870
Aren't you glad we don't have
1166
00:54:21,911 --> 00:54:24,164
a lot of stolen stuff
lyin' around now?
1167
00:54:29,919 --> 00:54:31,337
You're a genius.
1168
00:54:31,379 --> 00:54:33,590
- Hi.
- Morning.
1169
00:54:33,715 --> 00:54:35,008
Thought you'd wanna know
1170
00:54:35,050 --> 00:54:37,250
we closed the investigation
on the shooting at McCool's,
1171
00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:38,470
no charges will be filed.
1172
00:54:38,553 --> 00:54:40,473
We're gonna let you slide
on the unregistered gun
1173
00:54:40,498 --> 00:54:42,348
'cause it was self-defense.
1174
00:54:42,474 --> 00:54:43,433
Thanks.
1175
00:54:43,516 --> 00:54:45,309
Everything okay, ma'am?
1176
00:54:45,310 --> 00:54:47,437
Yeah. Sure.
1177
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,023
Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.
1178
00:54:52,776 --> 00:54:55,028
Oh yeah, she... had an accident.
1179
00:54:55,111 --> 00:54:56,445
Accident?
1180
00:54:56,446 --> 00:54:58,782
Would you mind if I
talk to her for a minute?
1181
00:54:58,865 --> 00:55:00,200
Sure.
1182
00:55:01,326 --> 00:55:02,786
Alone?
1183
00:55:02,827 --> 00:55:04,454
Okay.
1184
00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:11,961
At the time, I was glad
Jewel was gonna talk to him
1185
00:55:12,087 --> 00:55:14,047
She knew how to handle the cops,
1186
00:55:14,089 --> 00:55:15,715
what to say to get rid of em
1187
00:55:15,799 --> 00:55:18,343
She was good that way
1188
00:55:24,682 --> 00:55:26,475
Whatever happened in there,
1189
00:55:26,476 --> 00:55:28,602
she doesn't want
to talk about it.
1190
00:55:28,603 --> 00:55:30,605
That's 'cause nothing happened.
1191
00:55:30,647 --> 00:55:32,527
What we do in these
domestic violence situations
1192
00:55:32,607 --> 00:55:34,316
is ask you to
vacate the premises.
1193
00:55:34,317 --> 00:55:35,944
What domestic violence?!
1194
00:55:36,027 --> 00:55:38,187
I will go to a Judge who will
issue a restraining order
1195
00:55:38,270 --> 00:55:40,270
which means you are not
allowed on this property...
1196
00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:41,074
This is my house!
1197
00:55:41,157 --> 00:55:43,597
Or within 100 yards of your wife
until this matter is settled.
1198
00:55:43,622 --> 00:55:44,953
She's not my wife!
1199
00:55:45,078 --> 00:55:47,664
That's too bad...
You'd have more rights if she were.
1200
00:55:47,789 --> 00:55:49,499
You expect me to Just walk away?
1201
00:55:49,624 --> 00:55:51,744
If you don't, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to arrest you.
1202
00:55:51,769 --> 00:55:53,544
You can't be serious!
1203
00:55:53,545 --> 00:55:56,423
This... this...
Can't I Just talk to her?
1204
00:55:56,548 --> 00:55:58,548
I don't think that would
be wise at this time, sir.
1205
00:55:58,573 --> 00:56:01,344
Whatever she told you,
she's... she...
1206
00:56:01,386 --> 00:56:02,929
It's not true,
1207
00:56:03,012 --> 00:56:04,556
y'know, okay?
1208
00:56:07,058 --> 00:56:09,936
Hey, Jewel, honey,
could you come out here, please?
1209
00:56:10,019 --> 00:56:12,397
I could still book you
on the unregistered gun.
1210
00:56:12,564 --> 00:56:14,149
Hun!
1211
00:56:14,190 --> 00:56:16,026
Jewel!
1212
00:56:16,067 --> 00:56:18,194
Would you be kind enough
to tell the police officer
1213
00:56:18,278 --> 00:56:20,195
that I didn't hit you!
1214
00:56:20,196 --> 00:56:22,449
Would you please
tell the officer
1215
00:56:22,532 --> 00:56:23,867
that I didn't
do anything to you?
1216
00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,660
Don't make me use force, sir.
1217
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:30,707
Jewel!
1218
00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:33,460
Jewel!
1219
00:56:44,763 --> 00:56:47,265
I couldn't believe it
1220
00:56:50,602 --> 00:56:54,773
I was so pissed at her
I thought I was gonna explode
1221
00:56:56,232 --> 00:56:58,401
Well, I gotta admit,
she's not perfect.
1222
00:56:58,526 --> 00:56:59,694
Not perfect?!
1223
00:57:02,655 --> 00:57:04,532
She's like this pure, delicate flower,
1224
00:57:04,574 --> 00:57:06,450
I Just wanted to protect her.
1225
00:57:06,451 --> 00:57:10,163
But she was
living with another man.
1226
00:57:10,246 --> 00:57:13,625
That piece of slime?
He didn't deserve her.
1227
00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:15,668
And you did?
1228
00:57:16,628 --> 00:57:18,171
I don't know.
1229
00:57:19,547 --> 00:57:21,007
Oh, Charlie.
1230
00:57:21,132 --> 00:57:23,843
I was totally consumed by her.
1231
00:57:23,968 --> 00:57:26,262
My every thought was of her.
1232
00:57:26,304 --> 00:57:29,516
I was walkin' around in a haze.
1233
00:57:29,599 --> 00:57:30,767
People talked to me,
1234
00:57:30,809 --> 00:57:32,394
but I didn't hear
what they were saying
1235
00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:33,978
Gregory Potter Spradling.
1236
00:57:34,104 --> 00:57:38,148
A lawyer at
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.
1237
00:57:38,149 --> 00:57:39,693
What did he do?
1238
00:57:39,818 --> 00:57:41,486
"Do"?
1239
00:57:41,653 --> 00:57:43,613
For a living.
1240
00:57:43,738 --> 00:57:46,700
Lawyer. Ragsdale,
Hersch & Klein.
1241
00:57:46,866 --> 00:57:48,159
It doesn't make sense.
1242
00:57:48,284 --> 00:57:50,370
Why would you go
to all the trouble
1243
00:57:50,453 --> 00:57:53,623
of stealing a big-screen TV
and leave a DVD behind?
1244
00:57:53,665 --> 00:57:54,958
Poor guy
1245
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,168
The only thing
goin through my head
1246
00:57:57,210 --> 00:57:58,378
was her
1247
00:57:58,461 --> 00:58:00,630
Everything okay, ma'am?
1248
00:58:00,672 --> 00:58:02,757
Yeah. Sure.
1249
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,553
Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.
1250
00:58:06,678 --> 00:58:09,472
Would you mind if I
spoke to her for a minute?
1251
00:58:09,597 --> 00:58:11,266
Knock yourself out.
1252
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,186
Charlie, what is it?
1253
00:58:15,270 --> 00:58:16,938
Why would God fill me
with this desire
1254
00:58:17,021 --> 00:58:18,815
If I wasn't
meant to be with her?
1255
00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:25,321
Sometimes some time apart
is the best thing.
1256
00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:30,243
I could arrange that.
1257
00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:32,829
Would I get to
stay in the house?
1258
00:58:32,996 --> 00:58:34,581
A temporary restraining order
1259
00:58:34,706 --> 00:58:37,876
would keep him way
for... 90 days.
1260
00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:40,420
But permanently?
1261
00:58:40,503 --> 00:58:42,505
You'd have to get a lawyer.
1262
00:58:42,589 --> 00:58:44,966
Do you know one?
1263
00:58:45,091 --> 00:58:49,261
Yeah. I know one.
1264
00:58:49,262 --> 00:58:50,180
She called you?
1265
00:58:50,305 --> 00:58:51,973
Yes... I didn't call her.
1266
00:58:52,015 --> 00:58:54,184
She tells me things
are going badly with Randy,
1267
00:58:54,225 --> 00:58:56,936
so I thought
maybe I could help her out
1268
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:59,064
and introduce her to
one of the guys in my office.
1269
00:58:59,105 --> 00:59:01,524
In fact, I did, I once introduced her
to this other attorney,
1270
00:59:01,649 --> 00:59:04,902
Greg, who's this...
1271
00:59:04,903 --> 00:59:06,654
guy who was murdered.
1272
00:59:08,656 --> 00:59:12,202
Anyway, she Just knew
that Karen and I were having problems.
1273
00:59:12,327 --> 00:59:13,370
Were you?
1274
00:59:13,453 --> 00:59:15,246
Yes, you could say that.
1275
00:59:15,372 --> 00:59:16,915
Sexual problems?
1276
00:59:16,956 --> 00:59:18,833
Hey, you know...
1277
00:59:18,917 --> 00:59:21,044
Okay, if you want
to label it, yeah.
1278
00:59:21,086 --> 00:59:23,546
But I'm not saying
it's Karen's fault.
1279
00:59:23,671 --> 00:59:25,799
Was it your fault?
1280
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,885
Maybe it was Karen's fault.
1281
00:59:28,968 --> 00:59:32,180
Was there sex between
you and this woman?
1282
00:59:34,307 --> 00:59:35,600
Yes.
1283
00:59:36,851 --> 00:59:39,729
You want it now, lawyer boy?
1284
00:59:39,771 --> 00:59:41,772
Yes! Yes, please!
1285
00:59:41,773 --> 00:59:42,732
Oh, my God!
1286
00:59:42,816 --> 00:59:44,359
Oh, my God!
1287
00:59:44,484 --> 00:59:45,527
Oh, my God!
1288
00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:48,196
What happened there?
1289
00:59:48,279 --> 00:59:49,614
Wh-why'd we stop?
1290
00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:52,033
What?
1291
00:59:52,075 --> 00:59:54,452
I need to ask you for a favor.
1292
00:59:54,536 --> 00:59:55,995
Anything at all... anything!
1293
00:59:58,289 --> 00:59:59,916
I'm gonna need
some legal advice soon.
1294
00:59:59,999 --> 01:00:01,209
You got it!
1295
01:00:01,376 --> 01:00:02,711
You got it.
1296
01:00:02,836 --> 01:00:04,963
- You aren't Just saying that?
- You got it.
1297
01:00:05,130 --> 01:00:06,840
You want this? You like it?
1298
01:00:06,965 --> 01:00:08,257
Can you help me?
1299
01:00:08,258 --> 01:00:10,342
- Anything!
- Say it!
1300
01:00:10,343 --> 01:00:11,845
I will give you legal advice.
1301
01:00:11,928 --> 01:00:14,514
- Say it!
- I will give you legal advice!
1302
01:00:14,639 --> 01:00:16,182
Say... it!
1303
01:00:16,266 --> 01:00:18,435
I'm saying, I will give you
legal advice.
1304
01:00:18,476 --> 01:00:21,020
- Yeah?
- Whooah!
1305
01:00:21,146 --> 01:00:22,981
- She whipped you?
- Yes.
1306
01:00:23,148 --> 01:00:25,275
- With a whip?
- Yes.
1307
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,693
And you en Joyed it?
1308
01:00:28,611 --> 01:00:29,821
Yes.
1309
01:00:33,199 --> 01:00:35,243
Charlie I spent so much time
1310
01:00:35,326 --> 01:00:36,619
going by her house,
1311
01:00:36,745 --> 01:00:39,164
if you didn't know
my intentions were pure
1312
01:00:39,289 --> 01:00:41,623
you d think I was stalking her
1313
01:00:41,624 --> 01:00:43,126
Hello.
1314
01:00:45,462 --> 01:00:46,963
Hi.
1315
01:00:47,047 --> 01:00:49,924
I looked for any excuse
to go see her
1316
01:00:50,091 --> 01:00:51,801
I spoke to a friend of mine
1317
01:00:51,843 --> 01:00:53,887
about helping you
with keeping the house.
1318
01:00:53,928 --> 01:00:55,305
Good. Thanks.
1319
01:00:55,346 --> 01:00:56,890
I Just
1320
01:00:56,931 --> 01:00:59,142
wish I had known a bit sooner.
1321
01:00:59,267 --> 01:01:02,479
See, I already sort of contacted
this other lawyer.
1322
01:01:02,562 --> 01:01:04,814
Well, if you'd rather use him...
1323
01:01:04,939 --> 01:01:07,692
It's Just that I'm not sure if I can
get my retainer back.
1324
01:01:08,943 --> 01:01:10,278
Well, lawyers...
1325
01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:12,864
They'll always try to
find a way to screw you.
1326
01:01:13,031 --> 01:01:14,657
Yeah.
1327
01:01:15,784 --> 01:01:17,701
Well, I-I better...
1328
01:01:17,702 --> 01:01:19,162
- I...
- Yeah?
1329
01:01:19,245 --> 01:01:21,831
I was making some supper...
1330
01:01:21,873 --> 01:01:24,042
If you'd like to...
1331
01:01:24,084 --> 01:01:26,086
It's nothing special.
1332
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,216
Surely this was the hand of God.
1333
01:01:31,299 --> 01:01:34,010
How do you mean, Charlie?
1334
01:01:34,135 --> 01:01:37,096
In an instant I was transformed
from a broken man, made whole.
1335
01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:40,016
It was like Theresa
had been brought back to me
1336
01:01:40,058 --> 01:01:42,102
She even looked like Theresa...
1337
01:01:42,227 --> 01:01:44,938
The way she moved,
1338
01:01:45,021 --> 01:01:46,689
The way she smiled
1339
01:01:48,608 --> 01:01:53,446
♪ Her skin is like velvet ♪
1340
01:01:55,907 --> 01:02:00,662
♪ Her face cut from stone ♪
1341
01:02:02,789 --> 01:02:06,668
♪ Her eyes when
she's smiling... ♪
1342
01:02:06,710 --> 01:02:08,670
- Can I help you with that?
- No thanks.
1343
01:02:08,712 --> 01:02:10,964
I'll be right back.
1344
01:02:11,047 --> 01:02:13,925
She even made linguini
with tomatoes and onions
1345
01:02:14,008 --> 01:02:15,593
like Theresa used to
1346
01:02:15,677 --> 01:02:17,554
Linguini with
tomatoes and onions.
1347
01:02:17,679 --> 01:02:18,638
Jeez.
1348
01:02:20,932 --> 01:02:22,559
What's that?
1349
01:02:22,642 --> 01:02:23,977
Nothing.
1350
01:02:24,060 --> 01:02:27,313
Probably Just a cat
got into the garbage.
1351
01:02:27,397 --> 01:02:29,482
- Bread?
- Thanks.
1352
01:02:29,524 --> 01:02:31,359
How come you never
wear a uniform?
1353
01:02:31,484 --> 01:02:33,069
I'm a detective.
1354
01:02:33,194 --> 01:02:35,071
Sometimes I do, it depends.
1355
01:02:35,155 --> 01:02:38,158
I bet you look real good in it.
1356
01:02:38,199 --> 01:02:42,245
I couldn't wipe
the goofy smile off my face
1357
01:02:42,287 --> 01:02:45,457
I was so happy
1358
01:02:45,707 --> 01:02:47,167
Because of her I lost my Job,
1359
01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:48,793
I lost my house,
1360
01:02:48,918 --> 01:02:52,380
I'm an accessory
in not only one, but two murders.
1361
01:02:53,715 --> 01:02:57,093
I couldn't stop thinking about her
1362
01:02:57,218 --> 01:02:59,429
Okay, maybe I wasn t
allowed on the property,
1363
01:02:59,512 --> 01:03:02,140
but that didn't mean I couldn t
keep an eye on her
1364
01:03:09,522 --> 01:03:12,025
And then
1365
01:03:12,150 --> 01:03:15,195
she did something
that sent me over the edge
1366
01:03:17,405 --> 01:03:21,076
I knew I had to do something
1367
01:03:21,117 --> 01:03:23,078
something drastic to salvage
1368
01:03:23,244 --> 01:03:25,580
what little I had left
1369
01:03:31,378 --> 01:03:33,046
I got the ten thousand.
1370
01:03:33,129 --> 01:03:34,963
Bingo parlor, right?
1371
01:03:34,964 --> 01:03:36,383
Yeah.
1372
01:03:36,508 --> 01:03:37,425
The code is,
1373
01:03:37,550 --> 01:03:40,845
I say, "It looks like we might
get some rain"...
1374
01:03:40,970 --> 01:03:42,639
We came up with a code.
1375
01:03:42,722 --> 01:03:45,350
I said, "Looks like
we might get some rain"...
1376
01:03:45,433 --> 01:03:47,352
Yeah, yeah, I know this part.
1377
01:03:47,394 --> 01:03:49,396
Yeah, right.
1378
01:03:49,479 --> 01:03:50,980
You slept with
Randy's girlfriend?!
1379
01:03:51,022 --> 01:03:53,983
I mean, it's not like
I never did anything for him.
1380
01:03:54,109 --> 01:03:56,236
He called and he
needed ten grand,
1381
01:03:56,319 --> 01:03:57,862
so I advised him for free,
1382
01:03:57,904 --> 01:03:59,197
I advised him
how he could borrow
1383
01:03:59,322 --> 01:04:01,162
against that old crappy house
his mom left him.
1384
01:04:01,187 --> 01:04:02,450
You're missing the point.
1385
01:04:02,492 --> 01:04:05,578
How did you feel after you slept
with your cousin's girlfriend?
1386
01:04:05,662 --> 01:04:07,539
He's not even a cousin, really,
1387
01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:09,874
He's my uncle's wife's brother's kid.
1388
01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:13,002
So he's not a blood relative
or anything.
1389
01:04:13,044 --> 01:04:14,838
Did she ever call
and ask for legal advice?
1390
01:04:14,921 --> 01:04:17,048
No. No. I keep waiting.
1391
01:04:17,132 --> 01:04:19,259
It's like she's teasing me.
1392
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:21,177
I'm dying to give her legal advice.
1393
01:04:21,219 --> 01:04:24,597
I Just seem to be thinking
about her more and more
1394
01:04:24,723 --> 01:04:26,266
Excuse me.
1395
01:04:26,307 --> 01:04:28,518
There's a police detective
here to see you about Greg.
1396
01:04:28,643 --> 01:04:30,395
Sure.
1397
01:04:30,478 --> 01:04:32,063
Thanks.
1398
01:04:32,105 --> 01:04:33,732
Sorry about the mess,
1399
01:04:33,857 --> 01:04:35,357
I'm in the middle
of changing offices.
1400
01:04:35,358 --> 01:04:38,111
How well did you know
Greg Spradling?
1401
01:04:38,236 --> 01:04:40,196
Not that well,
1402
01:04:40,321 --> 01:04:42,949
we worked here for
the last four or five years.
1403
01:04:42,991 --> 01:04:45,326
You were both up for the same promotion,
weren't you?
1404
01:04:45,410 --> 01:04:47,077
No, not...
1405
01:04:47,078 --> 01:04:49,205
Not really.
1406
01:04:49,247 --> 01:04:50,540
Greg was a good guy...
1407
01:04:50,623 --> 01:04:53,083
No disrespect for the dead...
1408
01:04:53,084 --> 01:04:55,003
Not really partner material.
1409
01:04:55,045 --> 01:04:57,380
So no matter who I'm talking to,
1410
01:04:57,505 --> 01:04:59,257
she's Just... she's on my mind.
1411
01:04:59,424 --> 01:05:01,676
Can you think of anything
that might be useful to us
1412
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,927
in our investigation?
1413
01:05:02,969 --> 01:05:07,307
Sounds to me like he
picked up some rough trade.
1414
01:05:07,432 --> 01:05:10,393
Who knows what happened?
1415
01:05:10,518 --> 01:05:13,979
There could have been...
1416
01:05:13,980 --> 01:05:15,815
leather.
1417
01:05:15,940 --> 01:05:19,861
There could have been
some bondage...
1418
01:05:19,944 --> 01:05:24,114
Maybe those spiky things...
1419
01:05:24,115 --> 01:05:27,160
Maybe some whipping.
1420
01:05:31,456 --> 01:05:33,583
Could have been pretty kinky.
1421
01:05:35,502 --> 01:05:38,546
But we all know
what that's like, right?
1422
01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:41,007
No sir, I don't.
1423
01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:43,760
That's how much
she messed me up.
1424
01:05:43,843 --> 01:05:46,513
I mean, I'm being
investigated for a murder,
1425
01:05:46,596 --> 01:05:48,390
and all I can
think about is her.
1426
01:05:48,473 --> 01:05:50,517
- And the whip?
- Yes.
1427
01:05:50,642 --> 01:05:53,186
There was another reason
I went to see her that day.
1428
01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:04,823
Something had come up at work
1429
01:06:04,948 --> 01:06:07,992
The shoe prints we found
on Winfield road
1430
01:06:08,034 --> 01:06:10,286
turned out to be
Converse All-Stars,
1431
01:06:10,412 --> 01:06:13,206
the same brand
the boyfriend wore
1432
01:06:13,331 --> 01:06:15,500
And if he was there,
1433
01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:19,129
there was a chance
she might have been
1434
01:06:21,047 --> 01:06:23,967
I had the same sick feeling
in my stomach
1435
01:06:24,050 --> 01:06:26,094
that I had when I was
waiting for The results
1436
01:06:26,136 --> 01:06:28,930
to come back from the lab
at the hospital
1437
01:06:28,972 --> 01:06:33,351
Unfortunately, her print did
match one at the murder site
1438
01:06:33,435 --> 01:06:38,273
That scum,
that boyfriend of hers
1439
01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:40,608
There's no telling
what he forced her to do
1440
01:06:40,734 --> 01:06:43,236
before I came along...
I wasn't going to let her
1441
01:06:43,361 --> 01:06:45,947
get dragged into
a murder investigation
1442
01:06:45,989 --> 01:06:48,950
I knew she had
nothing to do with it
1443
01:06:49,034 --> 01:06:51,745
There's something
I have to ask you.
1444
01:06:51,870 --> 01:06:54,873
Is it an inside question
or an outside question?
1445
01:06:54,998 --> 01:06:58,043
There was a burglary last week
on Winfield Road.
1446
01:06:58,209 --> 01:07:00,086
A man was killed.
1447
01:07:00,211 --> 01:07:01,504
Was she able to convince you
1448
01:07:01,588 --> 01:07:04,215
that she didn't have anything
to do with it?
1449
01:07:07,177 --> 01:07:12,974
She was very convincing
1450
01:07:13,058 --> 01:07:14,851
It was a miracle!
1451
01:07:14,976 --> 01:07:16,770
♪ The way you move ♪
1452
01:07:16,853 --> 01:07:19,689
♪ Your sexy body ♪
1453
01:07:19,814 --> 01:07:22,817
♪ It makes we want
to get to know you ♪
1454
01:07:22,901 --> 01:07:24,861
♪ A little bit better. ♪
1455
01:07:26,905 --> 01:07:28,907
Sex?!
1456
01:07:34,245 --> 01:07:35,747
There was sex?
1457
01:07:35,789 --> 01:07:39,501
God help me, It was wonderful.
1458
01:07:39,584 --> 01:07:42,295
No, for me to help you,
1459
01:07:42,379 --> 01:07:44,798
I-I need to hear everything.
1460
01:07:44,923 --> 01:07:47,258
See, you have to
tell me all about
1461
01:07:47,342 --> 01:07:50,678
the-the-various acts
of physical congress between...
1462
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,597
I already told you that.
1463
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,557
Okay, no, that's fine,
1464
01:07:54,682 --> 01:07:56,976
I'm not... it doesn't...
1465
01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:59,187
I shouldn't have done that.
1466
01:07:59,229 --> 01:08:01,356
It's okay, I wanted to.
1467
01:08:03,566 --> 01:08:06,569
Are you going to arrest Randy?
1468
01:08:06,653 --> 01:08:09,364
I've got a warrant
out for him now.
1469
01:08:09,406 --> 01:08:11,866
That car he's driving is stolen.
1470
01:08:11,908 --> 01:08:14,118
Add a murder charge to that
1471
01:08:14,119 --> 01:08:17,538
and you won't see him for a long time.
1472
01:08:17,539 --> 01:08:21,668
So I'll get to keep the house.
1473
01:08:24,170 --> 01:08:26,089
This...
1474
01:08:27,465 --> 01:08:29,634
This is all I have left.
1475
01:08:36,266 --> 01:08:38,727
How not perfect
can one woman be?
1476
01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:41,687
Aces in the boink department.
1477
01:08:41,688 --> 01:08:43,898
Got yourself a snazzy new watch.
1478
01:08:44,023 --> 01:08:46,192
Like this is supposed
to make everything better?
1479
01:08:46,276 --> 01:08:47,861
But you gotta admit,
that's a beaut.
1480
01:08:47,944 --> 01:08:49,988
Here's the money, Just take it.
1481
01:08:50,071 --> 01:08:52,449
Take it. Take it!
1482
01:08:52,490 --> 01:08:54,701
Kid... easy, easy.
1483
01:08:54,784 --> 01:08:56,828
Would the owner of
a blue Geo Metro
1484
01:08:56,953 --> 01:09:00,248
Missouri license plates
87KP03 please report
1485
01:09:00,373 --> 01:09:01,875
to the front desk.
1486
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,044
Is that my car?
1487
01:09:04,169 --> 01:09:06,629
You got any idea what they want?
1488
01:09:06,713 --> 01:09:08,131
No.
1489
01:09:08,173 --> 01:09:10,674
Is there any possibility
that she might have...
1490
01:09:10,675 --> 01:09:12,802
- Stolen?
- Yeah.
1491
01:09:12,927 --> 01:09:15,138
I want to remind everyone
1492
01:09:15,263 --> 01:09:16,723
that Saturday is "Hawaiian night."
1493
01:09:16,848 --> 01:09:19,017
She gave me a stolen car.
1494
01:09:19,142 --> 01:09:22,353
Women are much more complicated
than we think they are.
1495
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:24,481
C'mon, let's get out of here.
1496
01:09:24,564 --> 01:09:26,733
We'll get back to the game
1497
01:09:26,816 --> 01:09:28,616
as soon as the troopers
finish their business.
1498
01:09:28,651 --> 01:09:31,029
Sir, is this your car?
1499
01:09:31,112 --> 01:09:32,697
That piece of shit?
1500
01:09:32,781 --> 01:09:35,241
Officer, what do I look like?
1501
01:09:37,994 --> 01:09:39,788
You know, to tell you the truth,
1502
01:09:39,913 --> 01:09:42,122
she doesn't sound worse
than most of 'em.
1503
01:09:42,123 --> 01:09:43,999
But you'll do it, right?
1504
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,044
Business is business.
1505
01:09:46,169 --> 01:09:48,213
♪ A wanted man in Mississippi ♪
1506
01:09:48,296 --> 01:09:49,964
♪ A wanted man in old Cheyenne ♪
1507
01:09:50,048 --> 01:09:53,093
♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
1508
01:09:53,134 --> 01:09:56,096
♪ You might see this wanted man ♪
1509
01:09:56,179 --> 01:09:57,347
What do you think?
1510
01:09:57,472 --> 01:09:59,974
What do I think?
1511
01:10:00,016 --> 01:10:02,727
The flesh is weak...
1512
01:10:02,811 --> 01:10:06,523
But ours is a forgiving God.
1513
01:10:06,606 --> 01:10:08,774
But I destroyed evidence
1514
01:10:08,775 --> 01:10:12,445
I withheld information
for a murder investigation
1515
01:10:12,529 --> 01:10:13,446
Charlie, look...
1516
01:10:13,488 --> 01:10:15,740
You deserve some happiness.
1517
01:10:15,824 --> 01:10:19,411
The kind of happiness that a...
1518
01:10:19,494 --> 01:10:22,789
a good woman can bring a man.
1519
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,919
Yes, I have this great Job
1520
01:10:28,002 --> 01:10:29,682
and this great office
and this great family
1521
01:10:29,707 --> 01:10:30,630
and this great house...
1522
01:10:30,714 --> 01:10:32,006
How does this make you feel?
1523
01:10:32,132 --> 01:10:33,633
Empty.
1524
01:10:33,717 --> 01:10:35,051
I feel nothing.
1525
01:10:35,218 --> 01:10:37,387
And who knows,
it happened so fast.
1526
01:10:37,470 --> 01:10:38,990
I mean, here's this guy
in my office...
1527
01:10:38,991 --> 01:10:40,533
what is he,
thirty-five years old...
1528
01:10:40,534 --> 01:10:42,141
And he goes like that.
1529
01:10:42,142 --> 01:10:43,977
I could walk out of your office
1530
01:10:44,018 --> 01:10:45,520
and get hit by a truck.
1531
01:10:45,562 --> 01:10:47,647
I don't want to live like that anymore.
1532
01:10:47,689 --> 01:10:49,524
Let me Just feel something, anything,
1533
01:10:49,649 --> 01:10:52,485
and then I will look up
and I will say,
1534
01:10:52,610 --> 01:10:56,573
"Thank you, God.
Thank you for that gift."
1535
01:10:56,656 --> 01:11:01,161
And... then if the truck
wants to get me, then okay.
1536
01:11:01,244 --> 01:11:03,413
And then I meet this woman.
1537
01:11:03,496 --> 01:11:07,292
She makes me feel...
1538
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,469
Thank you.
1539
01:11:20,305 --> 01:11:21,598
I'm sorry.
1540
01:11:21,723 --> 01:11:24,559
Have you acted on your desire
to see this woman again?
1541
01:11:24,684 --> 01:11:27,604
Do you think I should?
1542
01:11:29,606 --> 01:11:31,398
Time's up.
1543
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:32,609
What?
1544
01:11:32,650 --> 01:11:34,027
Sorry, time's up.
1545
01:11:34,110 --> 01:11:35,862
What, are you kidding me?
1546
01:11:35,987 --> 01:11:38,198
- Are you Joking?
- Your time's up.
1547
01:11:38,281 --> 01:11:40,617
Do you think I should see her?
Just tell me that!
1548
01:11:42,118 --> 01:11:44,703
♪ A wanted man in California ♪
1549
01:11:44,704 --> 01:11:47,665
♪ A wanted man in Buffalo ♪
1550
01:11:47,749 --> 01:11:49,751
♪ A wanted man
in Kansas City... ♪
1551
01:11:49,793 --> 01:11:51,628
So this is it?
1552
01:11:51,753 --> 01:11:54,130
Could be Boise or Boston.
1553
01:11:54,172 --> 01:11:55,590
Point is, she ain't
anywhere around.
1554
01:11:55,673 --> 01:11:57,884
Check in, you get yourself known.
1555
01:11:57,926 --> 01:12:00,929
Go out, talk to the clerks in stores,
waitresses, the works.
1556
01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:02,972
- You got a calling card?
- Yeah.
1557
01:12:03,014 --> 01:12:05,141
Make some long distance calls.
1558
01:12:05,183 --> 01:12:07,644
Anything to prove you've
been here for a couple of days.
1559
01:12:07,769 --> 01:12:10,021
- Awright?
- Gotcha.
1560
01:12:17,904 --> 01:12:19,113
Not so fast, Slick.
1561
01:12:19,114 --> 01:12:20,615
Now I'll take the money.
1562
01:12:20,657 --> 01:12:21,991
Oh, yeah.
1563
01:12:23,493 --> 01:12:26,663
There it is.
Ten thousand dollars.
1564
01:12:28,331 --> 01:12:29,624
You're not gonna count it?
1565
01:12:29,749 --> 01:12:31,084
Nah.
1566
01:12:31,126 --> 01:12:32,460
You trust me?
1567
01:12:32,585 --> 01:12:35,338
No. But I do kill people.
1568
01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:36,589
Right.
1569
01:12:36,631 --> 01:12:38,675
I'll be callin' by seven.
1570
01:12:39,718 --> 01:12:41,553
You think I'm a bad person?
1571
01:12:46,808 --> 01:12:48,560
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
1572
01:12:48,685 --> 01:12:50,687
Would you like to
try our new fragrance?
1573
01:12:50,729 --> 01:12:51,437
Good after...
1574
01:12:51,438 --> 01:12:52,856
No thanks.
1575
01:12:52,939 --> 01:12:55,108
Hi sir. Would you like
to try our new fragrance?
1576
01:12:55,191 --> 01:12:56,484
No thanks.
1577
01:13:37,317 --> 01:13:38,443
Yeah?
1578
01:13:38,568 --> 01:13:40,320
Hey buddy, It's me, Randy.
1579
01:13:40,487 --> 01:13:42,614
Hey, I was Just talkin'
to somebody about you.
1580
01:13:42,739 --> 01:13:44,615
What... what's up?
1581
01:13:44,616 --> 01:13:46,326
Not a whole hell of a lot.
1582
01:13:46,451 --> 01:13:47,952
I'm Just here in Collinsville.
1583
01:13:47,994 --> 01:13:50,455
Jewel and I needed a little time
away from each other.
1584
01:13:52,332 --> 01:13:54,459
So, so she didn't go with you?
1585
01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:56,127
No, man.
1586
01:13:56,211 --> 01:13:59,089
So she's... She's home,
1587
01:13:59,214 --> 01:14:02,008
she's all by herself now?
1588
01:14:02,050 --> 01:14:05,720
Jewel and I had a little bit of a tiff.
1589
01:14:05,845 --> 01:14:09,057
Good. Spend a coupla days away
and let things cool off.
1590
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:11,726
And you know what?
Thing's will work out fine.
1591
01:14:11,851 --> 01:14:13,478
- Do you really think so?
- Absolutely!
1592
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,438
Okay.
1593
01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:17,148
Stay there! Okay.
1594
01:14:19,901 --> 01:14:23,571
- Are you all alone?
- Are you heartbroken?
1595
01:14:23,655 --> 01:14:25,740
Did something happen
to the romance?
1596
01:14:25,824 --> 01:14:27,367
Did things get out of hand,
1597
01:14:27,492 --> 01:14:30,036
and now you're afraid
they've gone too far?
1598
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,414
Are you about to lose
that someone special forever?
1599
01:14:32,539 --> 01:14:34,749
If you are one of the
97 out of 100 men
1600
01:14:34,874 --> 01:14:37,502
who surveys tell us
suffer deep emotional pains,
1601
01:14:37,585 --> 01:14:38,753
then I am talking to you!
1602
01:14:38,795 --> 01:14:40,797
Don't lose that someone...
Act now!
1603
01:14:40,922 --> 01:14:43,007
We have psychics trained
and standing by
1604
01:14:43,091 --> 01:14:45,009
to help you through this difficult period.
1605
01:14:45,093 --> 01:14:46,636
Don't lose that special someone!
1606
01:14:46,761 --> 01:14:47,804
Pick up the phone
1607
01:14:47,971 --> 01:14:51,224
and bring the Jewel back into your life!
1608
01:14:51,349 --> 01:14:54,769
Tomorrow may be too late...
1609
01:14:54,811 --> 01:14:57,021
Call EPS now!
Don't waste another minute!
1610
01:15:13,747 --> 01:15:15,123
Hey! What are you doing!?
1611
01:15:52,327 --> 01:15:53,703
Hey!
1612
01:16:12,263 --> 01:16:13,473
Come on!
1613
01:16:20,563 --> 01:16:24,693
♪ When love comes
rollin' up your way ♪
1614
01:16:24,818 --> 01:16:28,320
♪ Open up
and let that breeze blow ♪
1615
01:16:28,321 --> 01:16:31,241
♪ 'Cause today's
your lucky day ♪
1616
01:16:49,342 --> 01:16:50,782
No, I don't want
to talk to the kids.
1617
01:16:50,807 --> 01:16:51,886
Can you Just tell them?
1618
01:16:52,011 --> 01:16:53,221
Don't-don't put them on.
1619
01:16:53,346 --> 01:16:56,266
You don't have to...
Hi, Sweetie!
1620
01:16:56,307 --> 01:16:59,853
No.
Daddy's not gonna be home.
1621
01:17:01,229 --> 01:17:02,688
What do you mean?
1622
01:17:02,689 --> 01:17:04,815
Well, how did the dog get out?
1623
01:17:04,816 --> 01:17:06,359
Well, where's his leash?
1624
01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:24,335
Okay, Daddy's gotta...
1625
01:17:25,128 --> 01:17:26,296
Daddy's gotta go.
1626
01:17:26,463 --> 01:17:27,743
Dad, don't...
Okay, Sweetheart.
1627
01:18:21,434 --> 01:18:22,602
Cosmetic department, please.
1628
01:18:22,644 --> 01:18:24,771
Cosmetic department!
1629
01:18:24,813 --> 01:18:26,773
Bye.
1630
01:19:41,014 --> 01:19:43,266
You can't Just
barge into somebody's house!
1631
01:19:43,308 --> 01:19:45,268
Keep your hands up, Scummo.
1632
01:19:45,310 --> 01:19:47,020
You are in big trouble.
1633
01:19:47,062 --> 01:19:48,102
You need a search warrant.
1634
01:19:48,146 --> 01:19:49,314
I happen to be an attorney.
1635
01:19:49,355 --> 01:19:50,356
I Just made partner
1636
01:19:50,398 --> 01:19:52,649
at the second-largest
law firm in the state.
1637
01:19:52,650 --> 01:19:54,194
That's where
I've seen you before.
1638
01:19:54,235 --> 01:19:55,528
You need a search warrant.
1639
01:19:55,612 --> 01:19:57,530
This is my girlfriend's house!
1640
01:19:57,614 --> 01:20:00,617
Bullshit! This is
Randy Weltzer's house.
1641
01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:02,160
He happens to be my cousin.
1642
01:20:02,327 --> 01:20:03,787
- He's your cousin?
- Yes.
1643
01:20:03,870 --> 01:20:05,830
And as his attorney,
I can assure you
1644
01:20:05,955 --> 01:20:09,333
that he will be
filing a suit against you
1645
01:20:09,334 --> 01:20:11,461
and the entire
St. Louis Police Department.
1646
01:20:11,586 --> 01:20:13,546
Well, I guess it'll be
right after he stands trial
1647
01:20:13,588 --> 01:20:15,869
for the murder of your former associate
Gregory Spradling.
1648
01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:17,425
Wh-what?!
1649
01:20:17,509 --> 01:20:19,511
Are you crazy?
1650
01:20:19,552 --> 01:20:22,389
Mister, you better take a good long
look in the mirror
1651
01:20:22,514 --> 01:20:24,474
before you call
somebody else crazy.
1652
01:20:24,599 --> 01:20:26,476
Get your clothes on.
I'm takin' you in.
1653
01:20:26,518 --> 01:20:28,143
Okay, for what?
1654
01:20:28,144 --> 01:20:29,479
For murder.
1655
01:20:29,604 --> 01:20:31,964
You and Spradling were in competition
for the same position.
1656
01:20:32,023 --> 01:20:34,650
So you and your...
1657
01:20:34,651 --> 01:20:37,612
gay incestuous lover killed him.
1658
01:20:37,737 --> 01:20:39,072
What?! No...
1659
01:20:39,197 --> 01:20:40,824
First of all, I am not gay.
1660
01:20:40,907 --> 01:20:42,951
Interesting choice of wardrobe, then.
1661
01:20:43,034 --> 01:20:44,911
I'm married, with two kids.
1662
01:20:46,371 --> 01:20:47,539
I'm so not gay,
1663
01:20:47,622 --> 01:20:49,708
I'm here to fuck
my cousin's girlfriend.
1664
01:20:49,749 --> 01:20:51,167
I oughta shoot you right now.
1665
01:20:51,209 --> 01:20:52,460
He's not really my cousin,
1666
01:20:52,502 --> 01:20:54,254
he's my uncle's wife's
brother's kid.
1667
01:20:54,379 --> 01:20:55,004
That's enough!
1668
01:20:55,088 --> 01:20:56,798
Come on, hey!
1669
01:20:56,881 --> 01:20:58,466
Freeze! Freeze!
1670
01:20:59,634 --> 01:21:02,262
You're making
a very big mistake.
1671
01:21:02,345 --> 01:21:05,557
You better watch it, buddy,
I am an attorney!
1672
01:21:08,059 --> 01:21:09,644
Get down!
1673
01:21:09,769 --> 01:21:12,230
You're making
a very serious mistake!
1674
01:21:12,355 --> 01:21:14,524
Shut up!
1675
01:21:16,192 --> 01:21:19,029
You're in big trouble!
1676
01:21:19,154 --> 01:21:20,822
Okay, here she is.
1677
01:21:20,905 --> 01:21:22,574
She'll clear up
this whole thing.
1678
01:21:22,699 --> 01:21:25,910
What are you doing here?!
1679
01:21:25,994 --> 01:21:27,620
Carl...
1680
01:21:27,746 --> 01:21:29,205
What's goin' on?
1681
01:21:30,957 --> 01:21:32,876
It's not what it looks like.
1682
01:21:33,001 --> 01:21:35,628
Why are you wearing that?
1683
01:21:35,712 --> 01:21:37,380
Like you don't know.
1684
01:21:37,464 --> 01:21:38,506
Hey, I'm not the one
1685
01:21:38,548 --> 01:21:41,301
who's got him
bent over the table.
1686
01:21:41,384 --> 01:21:43,636
This is official
police business.
1687
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,680
Carl, what are you doing here?!
1688
01:21:45,722 --> 01:21:46,930
Where is Jewel?
1689
01:21:46,931 --> 01:21:50,435
It was Just that one time
with me and Jewel, I swear.
1690
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:52,687
What do you mean, one time?
1691
01:21:52,812 --> 01:21:54,606
You're lyin'.
She never let you touch her.
1692
01:21:54,731 --> 01:21:57,484
Yeah, not like you,
her "boyfriend."
1693
01:21:57,567 --> 01:21:59,767
Do you believe that?
He calls himself Jewel's boyfriend!
1694
01:21:59,792 --> 01:22:00,835
I'm warning you.
1695
01:22:00,904 --> 01:22:01,946
Where is she?!
1696
01:22:01,988 --> 01:22:04,032
I was expecting her
here any minute!
1697
01:22:04,115 --> 01:22:06,659
Why do you think I'm dressed like this,
for Halloween?
1698
01:22:06,785 --> 01:22:09,025
You're dressed like that
because your perverted cousin...
1699
01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:11,081
Wait a minute.
We gotta find her!
1700
01:22:11,164 --> 01:22:13,484
You are violating a restraining order
and are under arrest!
1701
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:14,876
You don't understand.
1702
01:22:14,959 --> 01:22:17,002
Someone is coming here
to kill her!
1703
01:22:17,003 --> 01:22:17,837
Him?
1704
01:22:19,798 --> 01:22:21,132
No.
1705
01:22:33,895 --> 01:22:36,147
Which one of you homos
1706
01:22:36,231 --> 01:22:37,941
killed my brother?
1707
01:22:38,066 --> 01:22:39,943
I'm not gay...
1708
01:22:40,026 --> 01:22:41,819
Shut up!
1709
01:22:41,820 --> 01:22:44,698
I understand the man
that killed my brother, Utah,
1710
01:22:44,823 --> 01:22:45,739
he lives here.
1711
01:22:45,740 --> 01:22:48,033
And I'm not leaving
'till I kill him.
1712
01:22:48,034 --> 01:22:50,120
Now, which one of you was it?
1713
01:22:51,955 --> 01:22:53,247
I said, which one of you
1714
01:22:53,248 --> 01:22:54,708
was it!?
1715
01:22:56,209 --> 01:22:58,378
I-I-I'm an attorney.
1716
01:22:58,503 --> 01:23:01,631
I'm sure you and your brother
were very close... that's good.
1717
01:23:01,798 --> 01:23:04,634
Avenging his death,
wanting to avenge his death,
1718
01:23:04,759 --> 01:23:06,593
that's admirable,
who doesn't understand that?
1719
01:23:06,594 --> 01:23:08,805
But as a lawyer...
1720
01:23:10,014 --> 01:23:11,515
What the hell?
1721
01:23:11,516 --> 01:23:13,101
You want to explain to me
1722
01:23:13,184 --> 01:23:14,477
what you're doing
1723
01:23:14,561 --> 01:23:16,730
looking through
the window of my house?
1724
01:23:16,813 --> 01:23:18,314
Give me your gun.
1725
01:23:19,899 --> 01:23:22,068
I lost my dog...
1726
01:23:22,235 --> 01:23:23,486
He came off his leash.
1727
01:23:37,667 --> 01:23:40,962
And you need a .357 for that?
1728
01:23:41,004 --> 01:23:43,923
Well, it's
a rough neighborhood...
1729
01:23:43,965 --> 01:23:46,051
Jewel.
1730
01:23:47,844 --> 01:23:49,596
You should know that.
1731
01:23:52,766 --> 01:23:54,434
Look at these guys.
1732
01:23:54,517 --> 01:23:55,977
Legally, you're swimming
1733
01:23:56,061 --> 01:23:57,604
against the current here,
1734
01:23:57,645 --> 01:23:59,313
but you've got
think about the fact
1735
01:23:59,314 --> 01:24:01,191
that if you kill
all three of us,
1736
01:24:01,232 --> 01:24:02,625
you will be adding here,
and I'm Just guessing,
1737
01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:04,193
a second and possibly
third strike
1738
01:24:04,194 --> 01:24:05,612
to your record.
1739
01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:06,713
Which would be heading you
1740
01:24:06,738 --> 01:24:08,406
to some very serious prison time.
1741
01:24:09,282 --> 01:24:12,118
You I'll kill
Just for annoying me.
1742
01:24:12,285 --> 01:24:14,371
Now, I would appreciate
1743
01:24:14,496 --> 01:24:16,831
if the man that
killed my brother Utah
1744
01:24:16,915 --> 01:24:19,417
would step forward
and take responsibility
1745
01:24:19,584 --> 01:24:20,752
for their actions,
1746
01:24:20,835 --> 01:24:23,671
or I will have no other choice
1747
01:24:23,713 --> 01:24:26,674
than to kill all you damn...
1748
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,551
Village People!
1749
01:24:28,676 --> 01:24:31,721
Now... somebody
1750
01:24:31,763 --> 01:24:34,181
better damn well
1751
01:24:34,182 --> 01:24:37,560
start talkin'!
1752
01:25:19,018 --> 01:25:21,020
Lord, please don't let them
find me in this outfit!
1753
01:25:44,002 --> 01:25:46,129
Aaahh!
1754
01:28:08,271 --> 01:28:11,191
I'm really gonna
miss that little house.
1755
01:28:11,274 --> 01:28:13,318
Yeah, I know what you mean.
1756
01:28:13,346 --> 01:28:14,586
When I'm on the road a few days
1757
01:28:14,611 --> 01:28:16,154
I really miss my place.
1758
01:28:16,237 --> 01:28:18,364
You have a house?
1759
01:28:18,365 --> 01:28:21,242
Oh, yeah... I'm a real homebody.
1760
01:28:21,368 --> 01:28:24,454
Nothin' I like better than stayin' home
on a quiet night
1761
01:28:24,579 --> 01:28:27,457
watchin' a good movie on my DVD.
1762
01:28:27,499 --> 01:28:29,793
You have a DVD?
1763
01:28:31,294 --> 01:28:33,838
If you're gonna have a first-rate
home entertainment center,
1764
01:28:33,963 --> 01:28:35,548
you gotta have a DVD.
1765
01:28:40,637 --> 01:28:43,014
Not that my place doesn't need
some fixin' up.
1766
01:28:45,016 --> 01:28:47,977
Hell, I was even thinking
about putting in a fountain.
1767
01:28:49,854 --> 01:28:51,272
Yeah.
1768
01:29:05,453 --> 01:29:07,163
Thank you, God!
1769
01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:12,334
♪ Y. M.C.A. ♪
1770
01:29:12,335 --> 01:29:15,547
♪ Y. M.C.A. ♪
1771
01:29:15,672 --> 01:29:17,632
♪ You can get yourself clean, ♪
1772
01:29:17,674 --> 01:29:19,175
♪ You can have a good meal, ♪
1773
01:29:19,259 --> 01:29:23,346
♪ You can do whatever you feel ♪
1774
01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:25,056
♪ Young man ♪
1775
01:29:25,098 --> 01:29:26,641
♪ Are you listenin' to me? ♪
1776
01:29:26,683 --> 01:29:28,852
♪ I said, young man, ♪
1777
01:29:28,893 --> 01:29:30,894
♪ What do you want to be? ♪
1778
01:29:30,895 --> 01:29:32,564
♪ I said, young man ♪
1779
01:29:32,605 --> 01:29:34,482
♪ You can make real
your dreams ♪
1780
01:29:34,649 --> 01:29:36,359
♪ But you've got to ♪
1781
01:29:36,568 --> 01:29:38,737
♪ Know this one thing: ♪
1782
01:29:38,862 --> 01:29:42,032
♪ No man does it
all by himself... ♪♪
1783
01:29:43,366 --> 01:29:45,702
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1784
01:29:45,785 --> 01:29:47,704
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1785
01:29:47,787 --> 01:29:49,873
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1786
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:53,376
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1787
01:29:56,087 --> 01:29:57,839
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1788
01:29:57,881 --> 01:30:00,008
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1789
01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:02,217
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1790
01:30:02,218 --> 01:30:05,680
♪ And on and on And on and on ♪
1791
01:30:08,266 --> 01:30:11,351
♪ She could always
see through my hand, ♪
1792
01:30:11,352 --> 01:30:15,482
♪ Never was a fool
for my master plan ♪
1793
01:30:20,779 --> 01:30:23,990
♪ And though
I grew tired of the games ♪
1794
01:30:24,115 --> 01:30:28,411
♪ I would wait around
for my luck to change ♪
1795
01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:37,379
♪ Does she not make my heart
beat a little faster? ♪
1796
01:30:39,381 --> 01:30:43,760
♪ Doesn't she move me
like a natural disaster? ♪
1797
01:30:45,428 --> 01:30:47,430
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1798
01:30:47,472 --> 01:30:49,808
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1799
01:30:49,891 --> 01:30:52,268
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1800
01:30:52,310 --> 01:30:55,313
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1801
01:30:57,649 --> 01:30:59,359
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1802
01:30:59,401 --> 01:31:01,695
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1803
01:31:01,778 --> 01:31:04,113
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1804
01:31:04,114 --> 01:31:07,492
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1805
01:31:09,786 --> 01:31:12,956
♪ She was always leading me on ♪
1806
01:31:12,997 --> 01:31:17,377
♪ And I would hang around
till the break of dawn ♪
1807
01:31:22,090 --> 01:31:25,343
♪ Though I always
fell for the bait ♪
1808
01:31:25,427 --> 01:31:29,556
♪ I was Just a pawn
to manipulate ♪
1809
01:31:34,644 --> 01:31:38,982
♪ Does she not make my heart
beat a little faster? ♪
1810
01:31:41,276 --> 01:31:45,613
♪ Doesn't she move me
like a natural disaster? ♪
1811
01:31:45,739 --> 01:31:48,241
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1812
01:31:48,366 --> 01:31:50,702
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1813
01:31:50,744 --> 01:31:52,996
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1814
01:31:53,079 --> 01:31:58,418
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1815
01:31:58,543 --> 01:32:00,670
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1816
01:32:00,754 --> 01:32:03,006
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1817
01:32:03,048 --> 01:32:05,508
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1818
01:32:05,550 --> 01:32:10,638
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1819
01:32:10,764 --> 01:32:12,932
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1820
01:32:12,974 --> 01:32:15,268
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1821
01:32:15,351 --> 01:32:17,562
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1822
01:32:17,604 --> 01:32:22,901
♪ And on and on and on and on. ♪
1823
01:32:22,942 --> 01:32:25,236
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1824
01:32:25,362 --> 01:32:27,739
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1825
01:32:27,781 --> 01:32:30,367
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1826
01:32:30,450 --> 01:32:34,537
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1827
01:32:34,621 --> 01:32:37,540
♪ Turnin' it on ♪
1828
01:32:40,668 --> 01:32:42,921
♪ Turnin' it on ♪
1829
01:32:43,004 --> 01:32:45,507
♪ And on and on ♪
1830
01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:49,677
♪ Turnin' it on ♪
1831
01:32:53,056 --> 01:32:56,309
♪ Turnin' it on
and on and on... ♪♪
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