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Dear Diary,
I'm just gonna put my head down.
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Do nothing. Say nothing.
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It's the only way to make sure
I don't hurt anyone.
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Just blend into the fucking background.
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Hey! Hey!
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I need to talk to you.
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Eyes on your tests.
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No talking.
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Dina.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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How's it hangin'?
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- It's hangin'.
- Mm.
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And, uh, how are you today, sir?
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Mm-hm.
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- I didn't do anything wrong.
- You wanna try that again?
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Well, you... you see,
my... my ankle's been swollen.
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- Oh.
- And these pain meds I'm on
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make it hard for me to focus, and I was...
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Detention, after school, both of you.
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And you'll receive failing grades
on this test.
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Seriously?
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- Uh-oh.
- Excuse me?
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- Oh, fuck.
- Dina's been studying this for weeks.
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Now Brad cheats off her,
and she has to fail the test?
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I mean, that is such bullshit!
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You can take that language
straight to detention.
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Anyone else?
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Uh... m-motherfucker.
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Okay, fine.
Detention for you, too, Mr. Barber.
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Just perfect.
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So, I'm off to detention
for something completely fucking stupid.
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♪ Well, it's Friday night
And the weekend's here ♪
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♪ So let's start right
With lots of beer ♪
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♪ I said "Hey, gang, let's hit the booze
Hey, gang, give me some blues" ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm gonna stay awake all night ♪
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Look, uh... I don't really know
what I ever did to you,
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but I can tell
that you're not crazy about me.
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Enough people in this school
already worship you.
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You don't need my allegiance.
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You know, Dina always says you're funny.
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Guess I've just
never really seen it before.
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What do you want?
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I just think that it would be better
if you and I got along.
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If we what?
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For Dina.
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If you can just cut me
a little slack here,
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I promise you, I'm not a total monster.
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Truce?
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Fine, I guess.
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For Dina.
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Yeah.
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Jenny.
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Got detention too?
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Got caught vaping in the teachers' lounge.
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This place is like a goddamn monastery.
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All right. Everyone take a seat.
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Now.
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Hurry.
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Now, you five students
are here for one reason.
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Disrespect.
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You have disrespected
this fine institution,
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and in doing so,
you have disrespected yourselves.
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Four of you I've never even seen
in detention before.
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I want you to take the next few hours
and think about your mistakes.
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- Like almost busting Stan's skull open?
- And carve out in your mind
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- a plan for change.
- Or kissing Dina?
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Determine how to improve yourselves.
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Define what the word "respect"
means to you.
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Now, you can start by respecting
this beautiful gymnasium.
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Between now and seven p.m.,
you're gonna scrape up
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every goddamn piece of gum
from the bleachers.
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Get started.
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Uh, Mr. Whitaker, sir?
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Um... Will there be a break
for snacks or dinner?
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Okay.
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- Hey, I'm really sorry...
- No. I'm not talking to you, okay?
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Okay. I know none of us
wanna be here right now,
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but I was thinking,
if we divide and conquer the bleachers,
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maybe we could be done before seven
and Whitaker will let us out early, so...
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Go, team!
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I'm not a cheerleader.
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Maybe you should be.
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Maybe you should be in prison.
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Ooh. That's my wet dream.
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I don't know, guys.
This gum has been here for decades.
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I don't think Whitaker actually checks.
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It's just a social experiment,
like a simulation.
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Oh. Well,
somebody's been smoking their supply.
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You know what?
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I have an idea.
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Why don't we play Fuck, Marry, Kill?
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How on-brand.
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So, who goes first?
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Eenie, meenie,
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miney, Brad.
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- Guess if I had to...
- No. Not another word.
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- Okay.
- Oh, what about you, Miss Goody-Goody?
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Or are you too afraid to play?
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Why would I be afraid?
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Cool, then. Fuck, Marry, Kill.
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Stanley Barber...
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Mr. Whitaker...
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and...
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Syd.
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Well, clearly, I'm killing Whitaker.
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So are you going to fuck Syd or marry her?
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Total life goal to marry your best friend,
if Syd'll have me.
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Oh, so then it's you and Stan
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in an all-day bone sesh.
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Ugh. You little slut.
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How does that make you feel, Bradley?
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Whatever, Jenny.
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Why don't you go, Jenny?
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Well, actually,
I thought you should go next, Syd.
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Then I remembered
that no one in their right mind
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would realistically
have sex with you, so...
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- Hey!
- What? Is it not true?
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Does Syd Novak
have some high fuckability score,
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and I just don't see it?
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Just don't listen to her.
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I just wanted to rage on Jenny.
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I wanted to rage on Brad.
I mean, who is he kidding with that truce?
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But I know if I rage,
then bad things happen.
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I don't even know what I'm capable of,
which is just awesome
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because that means I don't...
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Hello?
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Whoever's doing this, it's not funny.
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Stan!
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Stan!
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- Stan, I need your help.
- Oh.Okay.
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- So you're talking to me now.
- Listen.
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- Oh, wow. Interesting.
- Stan, seriously!
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Shut up and follow me right now!
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Holy shit.
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What the hell happened?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Why not?
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Because I don't!
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Okay?
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Holy shit.
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So are you gonna help me or not?
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Well, we'd need a carpenter or a miracle.
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I don't care about fixing it.
I care about that.
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You're telling me...
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Yeah.
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- We need that footage?
- Yeah.
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- That's in Dawson's office?
- Yeah.
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How much detention you think they'd give
for breaking into the principal's office?
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Doesn't matter,
'cause we're not gonna get caught.
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Okay, so the security recordings
are in the principal's office here.
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Ugh, but it's gotta be locked.
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Whitaker's probably the only one
with a key, so that's...
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No, the janitor's gotta have one.
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Okay. Okay, uh...
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Just spitballing ideas here,
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but m-maybe you can distract the janitor
and steal his keys?
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We need someone who has...
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boobs.
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Psst.
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Hey, Dina.
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Hey! Hey, Dina!
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Look, Dina, I need a tampon right now.
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Just dig in my bag.
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I... I do need you, but for...
but for something else.
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What?
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Somebody gonna say something, or...
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We... We need your help getting the keys
to the principal's office.
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So we can steal
some security camera footage.
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What?
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You're serious?
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Um... why?
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What's on the tape?
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What'd you guys do?
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Well, the truth is...
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Stan and I had sex in the library,
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and it's... it's all on tape.
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What?
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- No way.
- Dead serious.
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It was right there in the library.
We sixty-nined and everything.
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Excuse me. Carl, is it?
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I was wondering
if you could help me with, like,
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a little problem I have.
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Guess that depends on the problem.
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Um, you see, I'm such a ditz.
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I think I locked my backpack
in sixth period by mistake
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'cause I'm such a ditz.
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Sorry, I already said that. I...
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And you want the key to that room?
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I'm not supposed to do that.
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Um...
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Do you think we could make an exception?
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Sorry, I'll just...
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All right, stop.
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Please, just... stop.
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Now, first off, I'm married.
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Secondly, I'm gay.
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I find your behavior to be a little bit
offensive, and not just to me.
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To you.
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Yeah, ri... You're right.
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Just try asking politely next time.
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- I'm gonna need 'em back in 20.
- Yes, Carl... sir.
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Mr. Carl.
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Okay.
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Holy shit, you got 'em.
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Pretty sure I set the women's lib movement
back a couple decades,
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but other than that, it went great.
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So what's the plan?
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We got less than 20 minutes.
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The plan... is quite simple.
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First, we distract Whitaker with burritos.
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I'm gonna put these in the microwave
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and blast these bad boys up on high,
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and then...
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...Whitaker will hear it and come runnin'.
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What the hell...
What the hell's goin' on down there?
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Jesus.
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When he takes off
from the teachers' lounge,
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the coast'll be clear straight through
to the principal's office,
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and then we make our move.
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Syd, you're the key man...
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Key lady.
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Wait, why am I the key lady?
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Because you're good with your hands.
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Eww.
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- Dina, you're lookout.
- Okay.
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You keep eyes on Whitaker.
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Oh, my... Shit.
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The burrito bomb
should keep him busy for a while.
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That man cannot resist
a fire extinguisher,
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which will give us the time we need
to get in.
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Burrito bombs are disgusting.
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Last time I set one off,
my whole house smelled like bean farts.
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Gross.
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Anything goes wrong,
Dina, you signal us...
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and everyone take cover.
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That is literally the worst idea
I've ever heard.
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It's fair. It's totally fair.
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Can you think of a better one?
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Our best hiding spot's probably
gonna be behind the old trophy case.
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Okay, he's right there.
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And we wait...
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...for the smoke alarm.
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What?
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- Jesus. What the hell's this for?
- That should buy us more time.
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Which we will need,
because there are a shit ton of keys.
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Like, a metric shit ton, it's ridiculous.
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Once we're in, we head straight
for the security system in the closet.
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And that's it.
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Whatever you do, do not panic.
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Do not bail...
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or we are screwed.
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Okay, but what happens
if your plan goes to shit?
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- It won't.
- But what if it does?
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- Improvise.
- Oh, I'm too goddamn old for this shit.
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Oh, my God. Thank you, Dina.
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And if all goes well, as it should,
we grab the footage,
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our sexcapade remains private,
and nobody gets expelled.
258
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Oh, sweet Jesus.
259
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,600
Oh, I thought we were screwed.
260
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,436
We were screwed, but holy shit, we did it.
261
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,105
Thank you, guys.
262
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Seriously.
263
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,611
Oh...
264
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,449
Any takers?
265
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,410
You're not serious.
266
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,161
Oh, yeah.
267
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,423
Since when do you smoke weed?
268
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,759
Oh, come on, Dina.
269
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,427
Everyone's doing it.
270
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,972
Don't you wanna be cool like me and Stan?
271
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,073
I'm not supposed to be in here.
Can we just talk in the gym?
272
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,702
Oh, that's right. That's right.
It's against the rules.
273
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,121
You know a lot about rules,
don't you, Bradley?
274
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,457
Tell me, is it, um...
275
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:44,044
Is it against the rules that you cheated
on your girlfriend at Ricky Berry's party?
276
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,128
Shut up.
277
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,130
Listen.
278
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,216
The other night, it was a mistake.
279
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,137
Dude, you came twice.
280
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,055
How is twice a mistake?
281
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,071
I had to troll through Instagram
waiting for you to get hard again.
282
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,894
Don't say another word to anybody,
you understand me?
283
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,855
Too late.
284
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,235
- Hey, Syd.
- I heard everything.
285
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,112
Uh-oh...
286
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,699
We... we made a truce.
287
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,870
Remember? We... we both agreed
that Dina's happiness comes first.
288
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,956
Well, technically,
Brad comes first.
289
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,001
Just promise me, Syd, please,
290
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,836
you won't say anything to Dina.
291
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,463
Please?
292
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:33,886
Hey, babe.
293
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,763
There you are.
294
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,851
So, uh... yeah,
I... I just came in here to pee,
295
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:44,772
and... and now we're all just...
we're chillin'.
296
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,611
With Jenny?
297
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,617
Oh, we were... we were just...
we were just talking...
298
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,286
about... about nothin'.
299
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,912
Right, Syd?
300
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,176
Babe, wait, please. Syd's lying.
I swear to God.
301
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,095
Please! She's lying!
302
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,430
You're not seriously breaking up with me!
303
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,642
Hey! Which one of you punks eats burritos?
304
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,062
All right, I don't know what the hell
went on tonight,
305
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,107
but I wanna see everyone in my office
first thing in the morning!
306
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,112
I offered you a truce,
and you fucked it up.
307
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,615
This is on you.
308
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,242
You remember that.
309
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,123
Ah, another day in paradise.
310
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,625
So, you guys wanna get wasted?
311
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,141
Okay, so now that I've helped you
312
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,036
steal the evidence that would put you
in detention for a thousand years,
313
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,820
can you tell me what happened
in the library?
314
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,649
No, you'll think I'm crazy.
315
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,571
I mean, to be fair,
I've seen you move shit with your mind,
316
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,866
so crazy feels like a few notches down.
317
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,579
You can tell me anything.
You know that, right?
318
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,964
Stan, the lights were flickering,
but it wasn't me.
319
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,425
Hello?
320
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,053
Whoever's doing this, it's not funny.
321
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,812
I don't know, I... It just felt like
someone else was in there with me.
322
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,692
Well, what do you mean?
323
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,738
I mean, it felt like
I was supposed to follow it,
324
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,657
or maybe it was following me.
325
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,585
I don't know. I just couldn't make it out.
326
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,179
I turned a corner, and it was gone,
327
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,266
but there was this feeling, Stan.
328
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,937
I swear I wasn't alone.
329
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,077
So... who the hell was it?
330
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,330
I wish I fucking knew.
331
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,457
♪ Don't tell him ♪
332
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:55,754
♪ I wanna know ♪
333
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:03,762
♪ Don't tell him I wanna know ♪
334
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:09,726
♪ Just ask if he's gonna go ♪
335
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:15,232
♪ To the dance on Saturday night ♪
336
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:20,821
♪ Please ask him casual-like ♪
337
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,784
♪ Don't tell him I wanna know ♪
338
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:32,040
♪ But if he's gonna go ♪
339
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:37,045
♪ See if he's got a date ♪
340
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:42,050
♪ I'll just sit here and wait ♪
341
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:48,307
♪ I'd just die, die of shame ♪
342
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:54,563
♪ If you so much as mention my name ♪
343
00:21:55,897 --> 00:22:00,819
♪ Just ask if he's gonna go ♪
344
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,824
♪ But don't tell him I wanna know ♪
345
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:12,831
♪ Don't tell him I wanna know ♪
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