All language subtitles for Holey Moley - 2x04_track3_eng

Tessitore: It takes
an exceptional skill‐set

to compete at the highest level
of mini golf.

‐Yeah!
‐Whoo‐hoo!

You need the mental fortitude
of an Olympian.

And the face of an ox.

Aah!

The laser‐like precision
of a surgeon.

And a low deductible.

‐Oh!
‐Aah!

The determination
of a champion.

Let's go!

And a pair of shoes
with good tread,

a valid driver's license,
a clean bill of health,

live within 22 miles
of our set,

and you have to pass
a psych eval.

Did you pass
the psych eval?

[ Laughs goofily ]

Aah!

18 holes, 1 winner,

with a final putt
in the season finale

worth $250,000.

Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
I'm Rob Riggle.

And I'm animated
Stephen Curry.

And this is
"Holey Moley: The Sequel."

[ Laughs goofily ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

W‐W‐W‐W‐What up, fam?

Welcome to "Holey Moley,"
where mini golf is mood,

and I have
the receipts.

I stayed up all night
Googling slang to stay relevant

with our Millennial audience,
and TBH at me.

Rob, you realize
that Millennials

are over 30 right now?

Rob, the demo you're talking
about, the hot demo is Gen Z,

and they only communicate
in TikToks and emojis.

[ Sighs ]
Well, then I give up.

Alright, let me explain how
tonight's gonna go down.

We got Round 1 coming up
with eight golfers

in a series
of head‐to‐head matchups.

The winners move on to
a sudden‐death Round 2.

That's where only the very best
will survive

into the final round, where
you go for The Golden Putter,

the coveted
Holey Moley plaid jacket,

and, most importantly,
a spot in the season finale,

where one champion
will make a putt

worth
a quarter million dollars

on Stephen Curry's
Tomb of Nefertiti.

[ Crowd cheering ]

There's a lot on the line
for our competitors tonight,

and they are getting ready
to tee off,

so let's head down
to our first hole.

It's Putter Ducky.

♪♪

Contestants have to putt
their ball across the bathtub,

then they have to follow it
themselves...

[ Ducks quacking ]
‐Aah!

...all while dodging
giant rubber duckies.

If the contestant goes into the
drink, that's a stroke penalty.

Whoo!

Ah, God. Yes, yes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do we have here?

Would you please
look at the Mohawk...

Oh, my.
...on Saeed House.

Oh, my.

And then that's Dean Cravens
trailing behind.

My name is Saeed House.

I am 31 years old.

I'm a bartender
from San Diego, California.

I have been wearing the Mohawk
for eight or nine years.

My job as a mixologist
definitely helps in mini golf.

When you're behind the bar,

there's definitely a lot
of distractions.

I'm able to zone in
and just be like, "There it is.

There's the goal.
I'm here to do this. Let's go."

Whoo!

I'm Dean Cravens,

and I'm from Belleville,
Illinois,

and I'm a contracting officer
for the U. S. government.

Oh, I can't tell you.

I'd have to kill you, I think.
I'm not sure.

I'm wearing this outfit
because I want to embarrass

and get a jab at my daughters
for fashion.

They're always talking about my
fashion and how it's not great.

Enjoy it.
Laugh as much as you can at me.

I'm gonna win "Holey Moley."

[ Twang! ]

We're gonna start things off
with Dean Cravens,

the 58‐year‐old
from Illinois

who told our researchers that he
has a top‐secret government job.

So one of two things
is going on here, Joe.

What's that?
He's delusional...

Yes.
...or he works at Area 51.

It's real simple.

He could.

Here goes Dean.

Saeed:
That's a good putt.

Here's the run‐up
to the bar of soap.

Could have a shot here.
Could it be?

Do we have a hole in one?

Oh!

All: Oh!

Oh, it was close.

Yes! Whoo!

Way to go, Dean Cravens,

if that's
your real name, sir.

So the putt was good,
but now how will the run

past
the rubber duckies be?

If he gets knocked in the drink,
there's a good chance

the government's
gonna erase this footage.

Here he goes. Can he get past
that first rubber ducky?

Aah!

Oh, the tail got him.

Oh, tail got him.

Riggle,
look at the replay.

You know,
he sort of slowed down

on the back end of
the first rubber ducky.

You see him hold on to the hat
in mid‐air?

Watch him go for the hat.

You know what?

Maybe there's a secret
under that hat, Joe.

Microfilm in the hat?

That's where I would
hide the microfilm.

Oh, no, no doubt.
You see the size of that thing?

[ Whirring ]

Meanwhile,
speaking of somebody...

Do you think they're
listening to us right now?

You're on national TV. They hear
everything you say right now.

Oh, God.

♪♪

Alright,
here's Saeed House.

I'm curious ‐‐ his morning
routine to arrive at that.

What do you think it is?

How does Saeed
go about his morning

to walk out the house
looking like that?

To me, it looks ‐‐
it's like a hard substance.

Not hair,
but, like, maybe bone.

You're doubting whether or not
that's hair?

Yeah. Yeah.

See if he can control things
here on his tee shot.

This looks good.

And this may be the cocktail
for success.

Let's see it.

Oh!

Oh, just runs past
and to the right.

He's in good shape if he can get
past the rubber duckies.

If he goes into the water,
the great curiosity is,

what happens to the hair?

I do worry
that if it gets wet,

it'll be too heavy
for him to carry...

Oh, it could be.

...and he'll go straight
to the bottom.

Here he goes.

Past the first one.

‐Oh, he hit the brakes.
‐Oh, wow, he did it.

Hit the brakes.
That was impressive.

He's got a boxer's bounce
to him,

and he gets past.

Hey, he did it.

Brilliant effort
by Saeed House.

Ahh!

Whoo!
‐Nice job.

But America, I think,
is very upset right now

because they wanted to see
that head wet.

These were two
of the best putts

we have ever seen
on Putter Ducky.

Cravens went into the water,
so he lies 2.

Saeed House lies 1,

and he will be putting
for the win.

Everything on the line here
to advance to Round 2.

[ Inhales,
exhales deeply ]

♪♪

‐Wow! Wow!
‐And he drains it.

Wow, was that clutch.

Nice one, Saeed.
Nice job, man.

Tessitore:
And with that, Saeed House,

the "Mohawked Mixologist,"
moves on into Round 2.

He looks like one
of those velociraptors.

Prehistoric.

Yeah. The one that goes
[hissing aggressively]...

Yeah, yeah.

...then spits the ‐‐ You know
what I'm talking about?

[ Chuckles ] I do.
I don't know the sound.

I'm pretty sure they go,
"Ka‐ka‐la‐la‐la‐la‐la,"

and then they spit, Joe.

♪♪

And now it's time for an
"Interview with a Master."

The Putter Ducky hole.

Now, what's all this
I'm hearing

about a connection
to Brad Pitt?

There's no connection
to Brad Pitt.

It's so funny
you mention Brad Pitt.

You know
we're buddies, right?

No.

Oh, yeah, we hang out.

At this ‐‐ At this award show,
I mean, I just saw him.

On the red carpet,
it was like, "Hey, Brad,"

but my mom was like,
"He can't hear you."

[ Chuckles ] It's weird
when you talk to the TV.

So you watch Brad Pitt
on TV?

Yes, and...

from the gates
of his home.

Geesh.

And that was
an "Interview with a Master."

♪♪

[ Crowd cheering ]

Tessitore:
Hey, what do you say we move on
to our next Round 1 hole?

Jeannie Mai is there
to run us through it.

Jeannie.

What's up, guys? I am here
at one of my favorite holes

from Season 1 ‐‐ The Distractor.

It's a 12‐foot straight shot
to the hole,

but something or someone
behind this wall

is just waiting
to distract our contestants

while they take alternate shots

until someone sinks the putt
for the win.

Back to you, guys.

You know, this hole is really
a metaphor for kids today ‐‐

so easily distracted
by their digital dev‐‐

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Hold on a second.
I just got a text.

Yeah, well, well said, Rob.
Really well said.

What?

Let's go down
to The Distractor.

[ Crowd cheering ]

Here comes Mei Brennan,
an Instagram influencer

from Salt Lake City,

and there's Niko Del Rey,

the so‐called beatboxer
of mini golf.

This is a much‐anticipated
matchup.

My name is Mei Brennan.
I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah.

I moved to the United States
12 years ago from Japan.

[ Speaking Japanese ]

I'm the most girlie girl
you'll ever meet.

Starbucks, Instagram, pink,
and unicorns is my thing.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

♪♪

People on the course
might underestimate me

just 'cause I have
a girlie side,

but, really,
I can kick their butts.

Can I say that?
Is that mean? Is that bitchy?

[ Laughs ]

Hey, guys, I'm Niko Del Rey.

I'm 29 years old, and I am
from Diamond Bar, California.

And the thing you need to know
about my golf game

is I never miss.

I just don't.

♪♪

I've been beatboxing since 2008.

♪ I came to win ♪

♪ I came to win, I came to... ♪

[ Beatboxing ]

What my opponents should fear
about me the most

is that a cappella rock star
in the building.

And now Mei Brennan will be
first up on The Distractor.

She's a head coach of
a high‐school golf team.

She has 35,000 followers
on Instagram.

Wow.
That is impressive.

♪♪

'Course, the question is,
as she sizes up

the seemingly simple
12‐foot putt...

what is behind the wall
as the distractor?

Oh, my gosh, Joe.
Look at this!

Mei: Oh, my God.

♪♪

Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley," as we return

to 22‐year‐old Instagram
influencer Mei Brennan,

about to find out what
is behind that wall.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Drum line plays ]

Oh, my gosh, Joe.
Look at this!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my God.

She's gonna
have to contend

with a thunderous drum line
right in her face.

[ Cymbals crashing ]

[ Imitating
drums banging ]

[ Chuckles ]
That's annoying, huh?

It's quite annoying.
Yeah.

♪♪

As Mei Brennan tries
to size up the 12‐foot putt,

how in the world do you focus
when a cymbal

is about a foot‐and‐a‐half away
from your head?

It's real easy, Joe.

I've had
a lot of experience.

[ Laughs ]

[ Cymbals crashing ]

Mei Brennan.

♪♪

Can she find it?

Oh, yes! Yes!

'Round and 'round it goes
and drops,

and now the pressure's
on Niko Del Rey.

♪♪

So now Niko
has to make it.

Did you ‐‐ Did you play
back in the day, Riggle?

Well, I mean,
not professionally, no.

Little band camp. I think
we all know about band camp.

Huh? A little flute?
You know?

♪♪

12‐foot putt to survive.
It...

goes in.
Oh!

Absolutely clutch
from Niko Del Rey.

Wow!

That is
a pressure putt, Joe.

[ Chuckling ]
It was so hard.

I don't know how
you focus.

Well, I'm being paid,
thankfully.

You're getting paid?

Yeah. You're not?

♪♪

So the beat literally will go on
here at The Distractor.

♪♪

Golf is a game
of rhythm, Joe,

and that band
I actually think is tapping

into a nerve center
on these golfers,

allowing them
to find the flow.

♪♪

‐Yes!
‐Yes!

Two in a row.
Yes!

We've never seen this before.
Two in a row.

History‐making by Mei.

And now somehow Niko Del Rey
must match that to stay alive.

[ Cymbal crashing ]

That cymbal player
is not joking around, Joe.

[ Crashing continues ]

♪♪

Oh!

And it comes up short.

And with that, Mei Brennan
wins on The Distractor.

Whoo!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Mei Brennan,
the social‐media influencer,

advances
to the second round.

#NailedIt.

There is August,
her boyfriend.

Will they have more to celebrate
in round number 2?

"It's gonna be Mei!"

‐[ Laughs ]
‐Whoo!

[ Wind gusting ]

Well, the weather
has taken a turn,

and the wind is really
picking up out here.

Riggle is in
a giant coat.

Give me two sticks
right now,

and I would turn this script
right into a fire.

Oh,
wouldn't that be nice?

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Maybe we should start
a little fire right here.

Right? Just burn down the whole
set just to stay warm.

While we warm up,
let's check out our next hole.

It's Water Hazard.

Players will shoot their ball
up the giant wave

and onto the island
on the other side.

Then they themselves
have to make it across the bay,

but watch out
for those water cannons.

Fall in,
and it's a stroke penalty.

‐Yeah, let's go! Let's go!
‐Let's go! Let's get fired up!

Let's go, man.

‐Let's go!
‐Let's go.

And here they are,
Skyler Nick and Spencer Nick,

the twin tornadoes
from Chicago.

Let's go!

‐My name is Skyler Nick.
‐My name is Spencer Nick.

Spencer and I
are 27 years old.

♪♪

My brother and I are the first
set of twins on "Holey Moley."

Season 2, we're doubling it up.

Spencer and I are inseparable.

We live together.
We go to work together.

We dress the same.

We speak at the same time.

And he's my best friend.

Me and my brother have
this crazy dream

of dating and hopefully marrying
identical twins.

So any identical‐twin ladies
out there, just give us a call.

The number's gonna be right here
on the bottom.

One of us has got to get it
over. There's two of us.

Tessitore: So,
the 27‐year‐old Nick twins.

From here, I can actually tell
which one is the evil twin.

Which one
is the evil twin?

Well, I'm gonna wait
and let everyone surprise you

with that one.

Skyler Nick will be up first.
He has the yellow ball.

Go. Hit it hard. You have it.
It's got distance. Let's go.

You got it.
That's good. That's good.

Oh, and that sounds like
a nice bounce.

Yeah! Wow. Nice.

Good for you.
Good for you.

And now Skyler has to make it
across the 38‐foot‐long bridge

with the water cannons
coming after him.

Oh, man.

Dude, that water's cold, dude.
I don't know, man.

Oh, boy.

Alright, Skyler,
what do you have?

I'm praying
for ya, honest.

Let's go.

There he goes.
He's going for the sprint.

Oh.
Aw. [ Laughs ]

What a plop that was.

Holy moley!

[ Laughing ]
He didn't even make it.
He didn't even get
to the water cannon.

Here we go.
Here's our replay.

Watch this.
[ Laughs ]

Didn't even make it
to the first water cannon.

Just lost his balance.

The commitment
was fantastic.

I love the commitment.

Love it.

Okay, so now Skyler
is the wet one.

Spencer is dry.
I know who's who, Joe.

You're alright. You're alright.
You're alright.

So this is Spencer.

I‐Is it?

This may get over.

Come on.

Aw.
‐Oh!

Off to the side, and he'll be
putting from the drop zone.

And now it's Spencer's turn
to run across the bridge.

Hey, Spence, let's go.
You got this, man.

You're the Flash.
Just go fast.

It sounds like they're
speaking to each other

in secret‐code twin talk.

Here he goes
full throttle.

Can he survive it?

Oh! Oh. [ Laughs ]

Spencer goes in.

Aw, man.

He made a good effort at it.
He got further than his brother.

So, as Spencer swims to shore,
we're gonna take a short break.

But first, a moment

with our resident golf pro,
Stephen Curry.

♪♪

And now "Behind the Hole"
with Stephen Curry.

Everything's bigger and better
in Season 2,

which is why I decided to revamp

one of my favorite holes
from last year,

Surf or Turf, to make it
even more extreme.

Water Hazard is awesome,

and it's all because of those
massive, powerful jets of water.

In fact, those jets are so cool

that I considered adding them
to every hole in Season 2.

At the end of the day, we only
used them on Water Hazard.

Didn't really make sense
thematically anywhere else.

And plus, everything was getting
really slippery.

♪♪

Tessitore:
Welcome back to "Holey Moley,"

where twins
Spencer and Skyler Nick

are battling it out on
Water Hazard.

Come on, man.
Step it up. Let's go.

‐I know. I know.
‐Come on, man.

Both twins lie 2,

but Spencer will be putting
from the drop zone.

Course Marshal Joe will come up
to set the drop for Spencer.

Spencer.

Riggle: This is actually
kind of fun to watch.

He doesn't know
who's who.

I'm Skyler.

"You're Tom?" "No."

Skyler and Spencer
are the only choices.

That's Spencer.

"You're Eddie?" "No."

There's only
two choices, Joe.

Tessitore: [ Chuckles ]
Eh, he's given up.

He's had enough.

‐Thank you!
‐Thank you.

Thanks,
Course Marshal Joe.

So this is Spencer,
putting from the drop zone.

He bounces it over the ridge,
over the sand,

and then it comes down
the embankment.

♪♪

So he sits 3.

Look at that stance.

Spencer got to be careful
with touch here.

‐Oh!
‐Oh, it lips on the left side.

Come on!

Really good pace,
but just to the left.

Just make the putt.
I'm dying up here.

I mean, that was close.
Good job.

So Skyler now will be putting
for the win.

No, you mean Spencer
for the win.

No, Skyler will be putting
for the win.

Spencer.

Skyler.
Spencer.

Sky‐ler.

Spencer.

Can he do it?

Oh!

This is good.

Tap it in.

Tap in for the win.

And it goes.
Finally.

‐Hey.
‐Hey, do you want to celebrate?

"Do you want
to celebrate?" they ask.

Uh‐oh, uh‐oh.
What's going on here?

Oh, do we have a double
belly flop here?

What's going on?

Oh! Well, that's something
you don't see every day.

Well done, gentlemen.
Oh, boy, well done.

So Skyler Nick,
"Not Spencer,"

advances through
to the next round.

And with only one hole left
to make Round 2,

Rob is gonna run us
through it.

♪♪

And now "The Hole Story"
with Rob Riggle.

Right here is Hole Number Two,
and this one is tricky.

I don't know why they call it
Number Two.

All you have to do is putt down
this narrow corridor

and then run past the porta po‐‐
oh, porta potties.

That's why they call it
Number Two.

That's why they call it
Number Two.

[ Laughs ] I get it now.

Hey, anyway,
as you run down here,

you only have about two seconds

before all these doors open
and throw you in the water.

[ Laughs ] That's awesome.

Something's happening.

Oh, you know what it is?
You know what that something is?

Hannah B. Leiner
and Kendra Matthews.

My name is
Kendra Vallone Matthews.

I am a former
professional golfer,

and I am ready
for "Holey Moley."

♪♪

I have a very bubbly personality
that comes off as somebody

that might not be intimidating
right off the bat,

but it's there.

I've always had a reputation
of being extreme.

Aaaaah!

I'm one of those people
that just thinks,

"Go big or go home," and that is
what's going down today.

Not the go‐home part,
the go‐big part.

Hi. My name is
Hannah Bianca Leiner.

I am 20 years old,

and I am an aspiring golfer
from Miami, Florida.

In my entire golf career,
I have won over 70 tournaments.

I don't even keep the
second‐place trophies anymore.

My coach actually told me

to throw
every second‐place trophy

in the lake in our backyard.

So that's what we do.
[ Ting! ]

I did not come here to get
second place.

I came here to win.

Now, there is Hannah.
She is from Miami, Florida.

Kendra: Come on, Hannah.
You can do this.

Wow. Well, I can tell Florida
by the shoes.

Very Florida.

Very successful
amateur golfer.

Let's see what she can offer up
on Hole Number Two.

♪♪

Man:
Get in the hole!

‐That's a good‐looking putt.
‐It has a nice roll.

See if it hits
that restroom sign.

Just does.

She nearly got past it,

but it does take
that bank.

She's in a good place.

Stay dry. Stay dry.

Let's see if Hannah's still
in a good place after this run.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Can she do it?
She's in a ready position.

[ Buzzer ]

Here she goes.
Oh!

Can she make it?
That's a slow run.

She almost ‐‐
‐Oh! Oh, no!

It looked like
she bailed on her own.

I mean,
we got to the replay.

Watch.
‐Watch this.

And I'm out of here.

Yeah, that was a business
decision right there.

Got to keep
the face perfect here.

A business decision,
yes.

[ Laughs ]

Ah, when you gotta go,
you gotta go, Joe.

Alright, guys,
I need your help!

Okay.

[ Crowd cheering ]

And here
is Kendra Matthews.

Many years working in golf.
A retired pro golfer.

She's also modeled,
she's written children books,

earning her the title
the "Dynamic Queen."

Way to go,
Dynamic Queen.

[ Crowd cheering ]

Gives it a good run.
Hits off ‐‐
Ooh, she got a good kick.

‐This may help her, actually.
‐Yes!

She's able to get that kick
against the ridge of the water.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

She is set up for
a good‐looking closeout

here on Hole Number Two.

Okay. Alright. We're in.

But she's not going to
stay dry.

You have no faith
in her.

No faith in anybody
staying dry on this.

She looks
like she's pretty fast.

She's not staying dry.

[ Buzzer ]
She's in a sprinter position.

Let's see.

She gets across!

Whoo!

What?!

[ Chuckles ]

How did she do that?

Yeah!

Hats off to Kendra.

I had a whole thing worked up
about how I was gonna say,

"It looks like
she got a royal flush,"

because she's the queen.

Oh, my gosh.

I got to see that again.

That is a good runner's sprint
right there.

That natural body motion
of a primed runner.

I used to ding‐door ditch
a lot of my neighbors,

and it requires
a lot of this...

A lot of that,
absolutely.

...if you want to
get away with it.

If you want to get
away with it.

♪♪

Keep in mind this isn't over.
Hannah lies 2.

She went into the water.
That's a stroke penalty.

And she will have the ridge
to contend with.

Oh.
Up and over.

Hannah: No!
Oh, she caught
the back end of that.

And she's into the water.

So Hannah B. Leiner
will be from the drop zone.

♪♪

Kendra, who has her mom,
Virginia, here

and her stepdad, Gerry.

They made the trip to
"Holey Moley" to support her.

♪♪

This will be for the win.

♪♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And just to the side.

Safe play, though.

But that's okay.
That's okay.

So she will be tapping in
for a 3 and a win.

And there's the tap‐in
for Kendra Matthews,

who survived the run
along the porta potties,

and the Dynamic Queen secures
the last spot in Round 2.

I think a lot of lessons
to be learned

in terms of how you just attack
things on that run.

It's almost as if
you have to consider yourself

in the blocks...
Exactly.

...and launch yourself
with reckless abandon.

You really do.
Yeah.

Hey, don't go anywhere.

Round 2 begins
right after this short break.

Stick around.

Tessitore:
Welcome back to "Holey Moley,"

the show that looked at
everything going on in the world

right now and said, "There
should be more mini golf."

Yes!

And now Round 2, the best of
the best battling it out.

Let's head down to
Slip N' Putt.

Golfers have to
scratch and claw their way

to the top of
that icy summit,

where their balls await.

Whoever gets
there first,

you get the better
ball position.

Then you have to putt it through
the polar bear's legs

and back down to the hole
and try to land that win.

[ Cheers and applause ]

This is a very intriguing
Round 2 battle here.

Hey, guys! Aah!

It is Kendra Matthews
and Saeed House.

Whoo!
Yeah, let's go!

Tessitore:
There is Kendra Matthews,
the Dynamic Queen,

ex‐pro golfer and model.

Hey, guys!

And she's got that
Farrah Fawcett feather action

going on in the hair.
Indeed.

And Saeed's hair needs
no introduction.

Does that Mohawk give him
any advantage?

I'll tell you what, Joe.

With the aerodynamics
of his head,

I'm afraid once he starts
running, he may never stop.

Alright, God,
give me steady feet.

[ Air horn blows ]

Here they go.

No slip yet.
Saeed ‐‐ and he does.

Aah!

He lunges for that rope in near
record‐setting time.

Aah! Oh, no!

Saeed House with a dominating
run on Slip N' Putt.

It's all about
momentum.

I know.
It's all about
momentum.

He's not helping her.
He's just yelling.

Momentum, momentum,
momentum!

Yes, yes!

I think I threw
my hip out.

Oh, my gosh.

Tessitore:
And now Kendra Matthews...

Okay.

...second to get up
to the glacier top,

and thus the more
compromised ball position

here for this putt.

It has to go through
the polar bear's legs

and back down to
the hole below.

There it is.

Oh, no.

And she actually
chases...
Wait, wait, wait.

...Saeed around the horn,
and it works out.

Riggle:
That's a good position.

That's okay.

That's a good shot.
Alright.

That is actually not a bad
position at all.

So here is Kendra.

Let's see if she can play
that snowflake there.

Just misses...
Sit, sit, sit, sit.

...takes the bounce,

and comes back just beyond
that snowflake.

Alright.
There it is.

Show me
what you got.

Tessitore: So she sits
2 on the green,

and Saeed will have
his first putt

from the elevated
snowflake above.

Plays the bank.

Oh!

The ball went
out of bounds.
He went
out of bounds, Joe.

Ugh.

That was strong.

The ball went
off the course.

Ugh.
Riggle: Wow. Wow.

You know, not one person to make
it to the top first

has had
the advantage.

How can that
possibly be?

It's the mystique
of Slip N' Putt.

This is his second stroke
after going off the course.

Has to control
things here.

Can't see anything
with that hair.

Far more controlled
that time.

Goes off
the right side.
Oh!

Let's see
the kick it gets.

It's gonna be just
beyond that back wall,

but both of our golfers
lie 2 here on Slip N' Putt.

This is not gonna
work out well for them.

Aah! Aah!

Oh, hey,
they did well.

We're okay.

Tessitore:
Little shimmy from Saeed.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.

I'll tell you, if he wins
that $250,000,

a big chunk of that's
gonna go to hair gel.

I agree.

Now you see Kendra
lining things up.

Kendra's 35 years old.

Loves to work out.
Writes children's books.

So here is Kendra
now for a 3.

Well‐paced.
Wow.

Beautiful work
from Kendra Matthews.

Thank you!

Wow, and she just turned
the heat up on Saeed.

Yes.
Right?! Right?!

He is feeling it all the way in
the tip of his Mohawk.

[ Groans ]

The pressure's on Saeed.

Now he's faced with this
just to survive.

♪♪

[ Exhales deeply ]

Here's Saeed.

Has to have it
on Slip N' Putt.

Left it short.

Damn.
How do you
leave it short?

You got to give yourself
a chance.

Oh, my God!
I won! I won!

Aah! Aah!

Kendra's celebrating.

That's a big win,

as Kendra Matthews,
the Dynamic Queen,

will be playing for
The Golden Putter

and the famed
plaid jacket.

We'll take a break,
but when we return,

the last Round 2 decider.

Who's gonna join Kendra Matthews
in that final round?

Stay with us.

Tessitore:
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."

It has been an incredible night
of competition so far,

and as you can see,
only one spot remains

in the final round,

but one of the most difficult
holes awaits our players,

the dreaded Gopher It.

Jeannie Mai has more.

Thank you, Joe.

Now, this next one
pits contestants against

one of golfers'
greatest nemesis,

the gopher.

First, we're gonna see how long
contestants can ride our mascot,

Sir Goph.

They should hold on tight,
because they will be rewarded

with a closer ball position
the longer they ride.

Then they'll finish the hole
on the gopher‐infested green.

We're about to find out
who has what it takes

to be a goph‐inalist
and who will be goph‐ing home.

[ Chuckles ]

Thanks, Jeannie.

So here they come.
Hey!

Hey, let's go!

Mei Brennan up against
Skyler Nick.

Oh, look, Joe, it's one of
my favorite competitors.

Oh, you love
Skyler Nick.

Spencer.
No, that's ‐‐
that's Skyler Nick.

Spencer.
That twin brother
is Skyler Nick.

That is Spencer Nick.

And there's Mei Brennan,
the social‐media star

who's getting a lot of likes
from the crowd tonight.

Oh. See what
you did there.

Nice. I like that.
Thank you.

Hey, look, someone's on
the mechanical gopher.

Oh, my God.
Okay.

Holy moley, dude.

You got this.
You got this.
You're all set.

He's got no shot.
This is gonna be horrific.

This is over
before it began.
Absolutely horrific.

The good news is, at least
there's another one

in case this one
dies.

[ Chuckles ]
That's not gonna happen.

Oh, God.

Here goes Skyler Nick.

[ Air horn blows ]
Oh, God.

Oh, boy.
Oh, my God.

[ Screams ]

He's gone.

That was the shortest
ride in the history
of "Holey Moley."

And he's going off the edge,
and there he goes.

He's out of there.
Whoa, whoa.
Somebody's gonna get hurt.

We're good. Whoo!

He's on his feet.
There you go.

Holy...

Alright, let's take a look at
this replay here.

Don't blink.

[ Screaming in slow motion ]

A‐A‐A‐And it's over.

The official time has
just come in.

You ready for it?
Yes.

One.

I'm sorry. Is that a one point
something, or...?

One second.

Ah.
Oh, my gosh.

And now the Instagram influencer
Mei Brennan is up.

Hey, Mei. Hey!

Good luck to ya.

Oh.
Aw, yes.
You're the best.

God bless her.
Yeah, she knows how to
win over this booth.

Oh, my God.
No. [ Laughs ]

All she has to do
is outlast one second.

[ Air horn blows ]

She's a winner.
That is a winning ride
right there.

She's a winner!
Oh, my gosh!
[ Screaming ]

This is just for fun
at this point.

Yeah, go on.
Get off there.

Ooh, that was a big hit
right there.

And there is August Barlow,
her boyfriend.

I like that name.

Sounds like, um, uh,
an outlaw from the Old West.

"I'll tell ya what, Tex.

You can't up against
August Barlow."

That is Mei's boyfriend there,
August Barlow,

who apparently was
an extra in "Tombstone."
August Barlow.

[ Gophers squeaking ]

Alright, so because
of the victory

on top of
the mechanical gopher,

Mei Brennan now will have
the better putting position.

Let's see
how she does.

Oh, she goes
around.
Oh. Yep.

Here's the ramp.
This could work out for her.

It's gonna go deep.
Runs past.

Yeah.

Alright, Sky,
let's do this!

Way to go, kid!
Let's go!

I'm not a scientist,
as you know, Joe,

but they claim
to be twins.

Well, they are twins.

Well, are they?
Or are they clones?

Well, they're ‐‐
Well, that I can't answer.

Exactly.

[ Gophers squeaking ]

Skyler:
These are so hard to judge,

how they keep moving up and down
at different times.

Tessitore: Remember,
this is a timing putt.

Timing is
critical here.

[ Squeaking continues ]

There he goes.
Up and around.

Oh, and it goes ‐‐
and the ball's gone.

It's gone. It's gone.
It's gone.

The third gopher has taken
the ball down.

It's just gone.
He ate it.

He ate it on
national television.

We all saw it.
It's over.

I like this hole.

I do, too.
I like Gopher It a lot.

[ Squeaking continues ]

Skyler: Ugh.
Oh, and now
he goes O. B.

So he's going to be
hitting 3 here.

That gallery
is in danger.

[ Squeaking continues ]

Spencer:
There you go!

And that doesn't get past
the third gopher, as well,

but it does stand up.

This is becoming a disaster
for Skyler Nick.

[ Squeaking continues ]

Plays the ramp.

Skyler: Stop!
Takes a right at it.

And he's got so much
real estate left.

Can I tell ya, Joe...
Yes.

...I thought the one‐second
gopher ride

was the worst part
of this hole for him.

Oh, it got worse.

I was wrong.

August:
Let's go, babe.

Mei Brennan now looking to close
the show here with this ride.

♪♪

[ Crowd "ohhs" ]

And she'll have
that tap‐in for a 3.

To move on to the final round
of "Holey Moley,"

Mei Brennan...

And comes up
just short.

But, of course, still with
the stroke advantage here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good for her,
and well done.

And I'm glad she had
an avalanche of strokes

with which
to play with.

She really did.

Mei Brennan wins round number 2
on Gopher It.

Coming up, our finalists
take a trip out of this world.

Who's heading to the season
finale for a shot at $250,000?

You'll get the answer next
on "Holey Moley."

Stick around.
Don't go anywhere.

Tessitore:
Welcome back to "Holey Moley,"

and here we are,
the final round.

Who's gonna take home that
Holey Moley plaid jacket,

The Golden Putter,

and, most importantly,
a spot in the season finale,

where one champion
will make a putt

worth a quarter
million dollars

on Stephen Curry's
Tomb of Nefertiti?

[ Cheers and applause ]

And here come
our finalists.

Hey, guys!
Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes!

Mei Brennan, the social‐media
sensation from Salt Lake City

up against
Kendra Matthews,

the Dynamic Queen
from San Diego.

One last hole
stands in their way.

And the first thing
you might notice is its size.

[ Laughs ]

Ah.

It's one of the toughest
holes in golf.

Mm‐hmm.

It's Uranus.

[ Laughs ]

Golfers will putt up Uranus,
around the rings.

[ Laughing ] Okay, did you even
hear what you just said?

Now, if you run the ball around
the outer rings of Uranus

perfectly...
Oh, God, Joe.

...it's gonna lead to a channel
for a shot at a hole in one.

Once the ball completes
its orbit,

you need to run
across the planets

without falling
into the water...
Mm‐hmm.

...and when both players
make it to the green,

you putt around those craters
on Uranus right to the hole.

[ Laughs ]
Uranus is a really
tough hole, Rob.

Yes.

Okay,
come on, girl.

22‐year‐old Mei Brennan.
She will be up first.

Remember, she moved
around a bit as a kid.

She was born in Tokyo.
She speaks Japanese.

And now here, trying to take
everything on Uranus.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

♪♪

Can she get
that channel?

She got a nice
kiss off that ‐‐

It hit the channel.

Oh, we may have a shot here
at a hole in one.

Do we have it?

Oh!
Oh!

Oh, unbelievable!

Unbelievable!
Hole in one!

Holy cow!

A hole in one
for Mei Brennan.

That's a Round 3
hole in one, Joe!
Unbelievable.

Oh, my God.

What a way to do it.

With a championship
on the line,

Mei Brennan delivers
with an ace.

Riggle: Oh.

One of the best shots
we have seen

in two years
of "Holey Moley."

Absolutely.

Whoo!

Send her
straight to the green.

[ Cheers and applause ]

It's gonna be a long walk
all the way back, isn't it?

[ Laughter ]

And now all the pressure
is on Kendra Matthews.

Needs the hole in one
to force a putt‐off.

One chance.
This is it.

If not, Mei Brennan
is a champion.

I've never seen this much
pressure around Uranus.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Has to have
the hole in one.

It's in.
It's in the chute.

In the channel.

Is that going
right in the hole?!

Could it be?

Oh!
Oh!

Oh, gosh!

No!

As good of a run
as you will ever see.

Couldn't have done anything
better than that.

Kendra Matthews almost
answered the call, Joe.

A great finish
on "Holey Moley,"

as Mei Brennan
is your champion.

And Uranus bringing out
the best in both of them.

I think we just made history
on Uranus.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoo!

But for now, the moment that all
mini golfers wait for ‐‐

The Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket.

We got another champ
in the house.

Oh, my goodness.

We're all
so proud of you.

I can't believe that this is
actually happening.

That is championship
official right there.

This jacket
is so cute.

You are officially a champ.
Welcome to the club.

Tessitore:
What an incredible finish to
this week's "Holey Moley."

We'll see you next week.