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Hm.
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Hello, Ros.
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How's that novel
you're working on?
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It's okay, if you like scrumpled
pieces of paper in a bin.
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You just haven't
found your story yet.
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What's this one about?
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Um...
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Oh, kids, magic...
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Wishes that cause trouble.
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Sounds a bit young.
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Oh, no one's
too old for wishes.
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Let's go, monkey.
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Oh, no, no.
No charge.
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Thank you.
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Is that gel in your hair?
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Come on,
we're in a rush. Why?
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It looks weird.
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- How weird?
- Really weird.
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There you are!
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You are coming with me,
young lady.
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- I'm busy.
- Busy?
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This is not busy.
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I'm making friends.
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You said I should
make friends, right?
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Friends? This is not
what a friend looks like.
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This... this is a mugshot
on the six o'clock news.
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You're lucky
I don't call the cops.
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Go ahead. Any luck,
I'll get deported.
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Robbie...
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I thought I asked you
to pack!
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What good is that?
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What are you thinking
about wearing for underpants?
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Because those games cartridges are
not gonna supply adequate coverage.
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Come on,
bit of action, please!
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I just don't know
what's wrong with you, Smash.
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I've got a good mind not to take
you on this vacation at all.
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So don't. Take me somewhere
good.
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- Like back home.
- We are home.
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This sucky little country?
Have you seen what they eat?
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Mushy peas.
They eat mushy peas, Mom.
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And they drive
on the left!
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Oh, my gosh,
you almost killed us!
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You're gonna absolutely love this
place, guys, I promise.
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- Is there a phone signal?
- I hope not.
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Imagine that, Robbie?
All that peace and tranquility.
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Romping in the dunes.
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And there's a...
there's a bit of a surprise.
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- Is there Wi-Fi?
- No, there's no Wi-Fi.
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- Is that the surprise?
- No.
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- It isn't a very good surprise.
- Well, it's not the surprise.
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What if mum wants to phone us?
What if she's having a crisis?
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Mummy's a big girl,
she can look after herself.
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Robbie, if you play that thing all the
way, you're gonna be sick.
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See? I've been packed
for weeks.
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I did mention we're going
to the British coast, right?
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You are, maybe.
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This is my luggage
for the Seychelles,
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where I'm moving soon
as dad makes the call.
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Smash...
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Smash, I don't think
your dad is...
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Smash! Smash!
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Hey, Maudie!
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- You wanna fly?
- Yeah! Fly!
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- What is this?
- This is...
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It's just some sounds
I'm getting in to.
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Some new ones. Gotta, uh...
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They're quite cool, these guys, actually.
They're a...
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um... band.
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What do you think
the surprise is gonna be?
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- Nothing good.
- What if it's Mum?
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What if they're getting back together?
It'd be like before.
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Long silences
and emotional repression?
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Shh. Before that,
when it was all all right.
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There's white sand beaches in
the Seychelles, and flamingos.
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And probably tension,
and civil unrest.
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There's no unrest
in the Seychelles.
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Your father's there,
give them time.
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What is this?
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Oh, no, you have
got to be kidding me?
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What? I can cook.
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Well, I'm a mom,
aren't I?
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Moms are supposed to cook.
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I don't wanna get poisoned.
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- You can't cook!
- You'll see.
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You can't cook!
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So...
what do you think?
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I feel sick.
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Just keep calm, deep breaths.
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In through the nose,
out through the mouth.
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- It's coming out.
- Well, try to keep it in.
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- There you go, darling.
- Thanks.
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Deep breaths.
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Mum!
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Who are they?
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Let's go inside.
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Uh...
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Maudie, Smash,
this is David.
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Guys, I'd like you
to meet Alice.
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You should know your mum talks
about you girls all the time.
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Oh, what a coincidence.
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She doesn't talk
about you at all.
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Why are you holding hands?
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Well, um...
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We have something
to tell you.
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I feel sick.
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Ros, Robbie...
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Your dad and I, well, um...
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We've been, well,
we've been, um...
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We've been seeing
each other.
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That is revolting!
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- Hey, Smash.
- Can we go home, please?
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Wait, when you say
"seeing each other,"
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you mean seeing each other?
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Look, this holiday's a great opportunity
for everyone to get to know each other.
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Come on. What do you say?
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Great going, Mom.
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You ruined my life.
Again.
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I'm going to my room.
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Okay. Let's go inside...
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But... but what about Mum?
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Ros, Mum's not...
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Hey!
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That's my room!
I was here first!
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Are you kidding me?
It's my room!
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I said get out!
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Stop it!
It's my room now!
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I was here first!
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- Stop it, go away!
- It's my room!
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This is my half.
Stay out.
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Who brings books
on a holiday?
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- People who can read.
- People with no lives.
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Look at these losers.
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Get off that.
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Hey...
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Look, we're gonna make it
work, for all of them.
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Yes, we are.
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- Is that...?
- Yes.
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Oh!
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Get off of me!
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- You get off of me!
- Stop it!
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Hey!
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- Both of you, calm down.
- She started it!
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- She started it!
- Smash, you're just impossible.
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I don't wanna be here!
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I don't want
to be here!
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Right!
I have an idea.
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Why don't we all go...
for a picnic?
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This place is gross.
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Smash, try to be nice.
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How? There's all this
gross stuff on my shoe.
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Tell you what,
why don't we play a game?
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I spy with my little eye,
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something beginning with W.
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Weirdo.
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Maudie, David
is not a weirdo.
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- Oh.
- Hello!
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You must be the new tenants
over at the cottage.
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You must be Mr. Trent
from the, uh...
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The mansion? Yes, that's
right, I live in a mansion.
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This is all
part of my estate.
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This is, um,
quite some backyard you got here.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't quite
understand what you're saying.
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Oh!
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- Alice is American.
- Ah! You're an American.
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For a moment I thought
you had a speech impediment.
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And you've got...
four children!
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You have been busy,
haven't you?
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Oh, no.
They're not all of our...
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No, we're still getting
to know each other.
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- As if we have a choice.
- Smash, please.
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And this is Alice's daughter.
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Oh, and for some reason
you've called her Smash.
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How delightful.
Who's the rest of the crew?
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Crash, Bang and Wallop?
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Oh, my...
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Well, that is
extraordinary.
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You...
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You, don't move.
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Brilliant.
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Oh! And one of the rest of you.
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Well, better be getting back
to the old mansion.
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Do let me know
if you need, uh...
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- Anything?
- Yeah.
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That would go there
as a noun, wouldn't it?
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Anything.
Anything. Anything.
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He seems like
a very interesting fellow.
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Shall we? W.
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- Anyone?
- Water?
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Very good.
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Why do you
call her Smash?
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Her real name's Samantha.
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Excuse me.
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Hey.
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Hey! Give it back!
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- You want it?
- Smash.
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Hey! Give that back
now, Samantha!
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- Don't call me that.
- Give me that back!
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Give it back!
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Give it back!
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Smash?
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Smash, are you all right?!
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- Smash?
- It's a tunnel.
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- Where does it go?
- Away from you.
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We should tell someone.
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She... she might get hurt.
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- She's got my game.
- Robbie!
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Robbie, come back!
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- Wait for me!
- Maudie, no. Come back.
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Oh...
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Maudie!
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Maudie!
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Maudie! Maudie,
come back!
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Give it!
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- Poor little Robbie.
- Give it!
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Robbie, be careful, just...
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- It's dangerous!
- You wanna see dangerous?
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Smash, come down!
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You're frightening Maudie!
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Hey, Robbie Hood. Fetch.
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Smash!
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Come on, kid.
What you scared of?
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00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:26,721
Fairy?
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It's got my shoe!
It's got my shoe!
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Oh, it's got my shoe!
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Run, Maudie!
Run to the rocks!
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Maudie, come here,
come here, come here.
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No!
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Here.
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It's coming!
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Hmm?
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What the...?
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I can hit it!
Shall I hit it?!
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No! Hit her, she's hurting me!
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Did it just speak?
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Speak? That was
angry shouting.
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If I was gonna speak, I would
have said something like,
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"Oh! What's that?!"
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Fine, you got me.
What do you want?
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My sister's shoe.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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You stole it
right off her foot.
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Anything that touches this beach
is an offering to the Psammead.
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- Psammead?
- Yes, hello.
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I'll take most offerings,
I'm not fussy.
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00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:09,258
I know this. This is from my
book, Five Children and It.
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The kids, they find this thing
and it gives them wishes.
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One a day, but nothing
longer than a sentence.
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But you don't want to wish.
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They never work out.
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There's consequences.
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Something
unfortunate happens,
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you blame me,
I get a bad name.
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00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,635
Wishes are bad news.
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00:20:26,637 --> 00:20:28,939
I wish I was
the best climber in the world.
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00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:41,677
Was that it?
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00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,916
What do you mean,
"was that it?"
258
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:45,164
I nearly burst!
259
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:48,365
So, we make a wish and you,
what, make a fart?
260
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:51,692
Magic isn't all twinkly lights
and stardust, you know.
261
00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:54,668
Some of us have to work
with enchanted stomach gasses.
262
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,774
Now,
if you'll excuse me.
263
00:20:57,776 --> 00:20:59,757
Wait! Don't go.
264
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,222
Oh, yeah, we wanna wish
for more farts.
265
00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:03,726
I'm sorry,
266
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:06,477
did I make the granting of
your heart's desire look easy?
267
00:21:06,479 --> 00:21:09,165
Because it isn't!
It's extremely tiring!
268
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:12,271
- And stinky.
- Hmm...
269
00:21:12,273 --> 00:21:14,542
If you want a dead Psammead
on your hands,
270
00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:17,103
go ahead,
ask for two wishes.
271
00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:20,302
Until then, one a day
is the best I can do.
272
00:21:20,304 --> 00:21:23,695
Come back tomorrow,
if you survive this one.
273
00:21:36,786 --> 00:21:39,505
I want my fairy.
274
00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,049
Aww...
275
00:21:44,051 --> 00:21:45,842
Look, it works!
276
00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:50,098
Robbie, be careful!
277
00:21:52,627 --> 00:21:55,473
Hey! Whoa!
278
00:21:55,475 --> 00:21:57,074
Robbie!
279
00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:02,771
These wishes, they can...
There's a catch, I know there is.
280
00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:07,571
Higher! Faster!
281
00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:12,306
Maybe we should go
and look for them.
282
00:22:12,308 --> 00:22:14,449
Maybe we should
stay here and...
283
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,323
No, I think we should
look for them.
284
00:22:18,325 --> 00:22:19,603
I guess that would be
285
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,810
- the responsible thing to do.
- Mmm.
286
00:22:21,812 --> 00:22:24,115
Ooh. Got bars.
287
00:22:24,117 --> 00:22:25,331
Wait one second.
288
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,323
Hello?
289
00:22:26,325 --> 00:22:28,850
No, it's fine. Shoot.
290
00:22:28,852 --> 00:22:30,450
What? Hello?
291
00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:32,724
Can you hear me?
Yes!
292
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,707
Hey, Ros, are you enjoying
the sea air?
293
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:36,373
Can't talk. Book.
294
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,820
Well, it's nice to see you
running about a bit.
295
00:22:48,822 --> 00:22:50,164
Robbie!
296
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:52,631
Robbie, get down!
The wish ends at sunset!
297
00:22:58,007 --> 00:22:59,510
Faster!
298
00:23:00,470 --> 00:23:01,430
Higher!
299
00:23:02,776 --> 00:23:04,600
More dangerous!
300
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,809
Robbie, hang on!
301
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,969
Grab the rope!
302
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:30,075
Oh, my Switch!
303
00:24:34,812 --> 00:24:35,772
Come on, Maudie.
304
00:24:38,556 --> 00:24:40,315
Are you okay?
305
00:24:40,317 --> 00:24:41,470
Yeah, my game's okay.
306
00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:45,916
Oh, for goodness sake.
307
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,763
Get your head
out of that screen, Robbie.
308
00:24:48,765 --> 00:24:50,779
A bit of exercise!
309
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:51,966
Come on.
310
00:24:58,526 --> 00:25:00,317
You'd think
that he'd mention,
311
00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:03,293
"Oh, and by the way,
the magic wears off at sunset."
312
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:07,325
- There's dribble on my fairy!
- Oh.
313
00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:37,118
That was pretty
amazing today, right?
314
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,542
I mean, wishes.
Real wishes.
315
00:25:40,544 --> 00:25:42,593
- Have you thought about what you might...
- No.
316
00:25:45,026 --> 00:25:47,583
Fine. You're not
the only one with a phone.
317
00:25:47,585 --> 00:25:49,472
Oh, you call that
a phone?
318
00:25:49,474 --> 00:25:52,063
My dad got mine.
It's the best.
319
00:25:52,065 --> 00:25:54,977
Just like my life will be when he
takes me away from all of this.
320
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,163
Yes! I got a bar!
321
00:26:06,882 --> 00:26:08,675
Look,
I can make films with it.
322
00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:13,571
Here you go.
Your favorite.
323
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,604
Let me get
you two together.
324
00:26:19,171 --> 00:26:20,292
Do a kiss.
325
00:26:30,499 --> 00:26:32,644
Let's see what else that thing
does, shall we?
326
00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:37,348
Okay.
327
00:26:40,421 --> 00:26:41,922
- Hi.
- Dad!
328
00:26:41,924 --> 00:26:43,554
I'm sorry I can't take
your call right now.
329
00:26:43,556 --> 00:26:45,219
Please leave your message
after the tone,
330
00:26:45,221 --> 00:26:46,757
and I'll get back to you
as soon as I...
331
00:27:39,881 --> 00:27:41,191
Looking for someone?
332
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:44,583
Hey, don't pelt me
with sea barf.
333
00:27:44,585 --> 00:27:47,238
- Sorry, it's a reflex.
- To what?
334
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,271
To foolish children
in search of ill-advised wishes.
335
00:27:51,273 --> 00:27:53,608
Then I got great news
for you, Sammy.
336
00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:56,071
Because this is the best wish
you've ever heard.
337
00:28:11,819 --> 00:28:13,675
Mum?
338
00:28:28,652 --> 00:28:30,570
Ros,
I want you to bring Maudie.
339
00:28:30,572 --> 00:28:31,945
I don't want her
to miss this.
340
00:28:31,947 --> 00:28:33,642
- Miss what?
- You'll find out.
341
00:28:33,644 --> 00:28:35,241
I'm sending someone
to pick you up.
342
00:28:35,243 --> 00:28:36,812
Where from?
343
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:45,004
Um, Smash said she's
gone out for a nature walk.
344
00:28:46,156 --> 00:28:47,660
What did she really say?
345
00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:51,787
Uh... that she hates
all of us
346
00:28:51,789 --> 00:28:54,795
and we should just
butt out of her life.
347
00:28:54,797 --> 00:28:57,003
That sounds
like my daughter.
348
00:28:57,005 --> 00:29:01,325
No whisk,
so, um... spoon?
349
00:29:02,317 --> 00:29:03,756
Okay.
350
00:29:03,758 --> 00:29:06,923
Anyway, we were just wondering
if maybe we could join her?
351
00:29:06,925 --> 00:29:09,131
That's a funny way
of butting out of her life.
352
00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:11,277
Well, just trying
to make an effort.
353
00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:13,996
Oh, good for you, Ros.
Making new friends, that's nice.
354
00:29:13,998 --> 00:29:15,693
Whoa!
355
00:29:18,510 --> 00:29:21,324
- Oh, are you okay?!
- Yes, yes, yes. No!
356
00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:22,444
Okay, we gotta go.
357
00:29:24,879 --> 00:29:28,045
Has Smash run away again?
358
00:29:28,047 --> 00:29:30,638
No, she just wants us
to take you to her.
359
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,286
- Am I running away too?
- No one's running away.
360
00:29:34,288 --> 00:29:36,173
She's made a wish,
that's all.
361
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:40,013
She got up early and made a
wish, without telling us.
362
00:29:40,015 --> 00:29:42,127
- What wish?
- I don't know.
363
00:29:45,073 --> 00:29:47,342
Maybe she wished
to be invisible.
364
00:29:47,344 --> 00:29:49,424
Invisible
would be cool.
365
00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:02,930
Huh. Yeah, I don't think
she wished to be invisible.
366
00:30:16,371 --> 00:30:20,275
Maudie! Robbie! Wait!
367
00:30:21,331 --> 00:30:22,995
Wait! Come back!
368
00:30:24,082 --> 00:30:27,091
Maudie!
Where are we going?
369
00:30:31,028 --> 00:30:32,500
Put your seatbelt on!
370
00:30:58,677 --> 00:30:59,637
No.
371
00:32:00,057 --> 00:32:01,750
Robbie.
372
00:32:01,752 --> 00:32:03,574
Maudie.
373
00:32:03,576 --> 00:32:05,462
The other one.
374
00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:07,642
Coco's waiting inside.
Follow me.
375
00:32:11,225 --> 00:32:13,271
Who's Coco?
376
00:32:13,273 --> 00:32:15,191
That's Coco Rayne.
377
00:32:15,193 --> 00:32:19,031
I want shorter there, longer here.
A lot more feathers.
378
00:32:19,033 --> 00:32:21,207
And you, add a cape.
379
00:32:21,209 --> 00:32:23,418
Ah, you made it!
380
00:32:26,714 --> 00:32:29,688
Not long to go now.
You must be so excited!
381
00:32:29,690 --> 00:32:33,528
Confused, mostly.
Where's Smash?
382
00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:35,483
Come with me,
I'll take you to her.
383
00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:40,601
No, of course, none of this
is any surprise to me.
384
00:32:40,603 --> 00:32:42,875
I knew she had it
the moment I first saw her.
385
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:53,882
Hey, Maudie! Big sis is a star!
What do you think?
386
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:57,306
Come on,
let's get you into make-up, Maudie.
387
00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,250
The new video has got
two billion views.
388
00:33:00,252 --> 00:33:02,747
Smash, you are the
hottest act on the planet.
389
00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:04,410
What about us?
390
00:33:04,412 --> 00:33:06,170
There's some super fans
who won a competition.
391
00:33:06,172 --> 00:33:07,962
- Go stand by them.
- Hey, excuse me.
392
00:33:07,964 --> 00:33:10,302
- Yeah?
- Girls, take a photo. Take a photo.
393
00:33:11,421 --> 00:33:13,310
Yeah.
394
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,003
- Nice. All right, let's go talk to the media.
- Okay.
395
00:33:19,005 --> 00:33:21,499
Okay, don't forget to talk
about your fragrance, okay?
396
00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:22,939
This is forever, Smash.
397
00:33:22,941 --> 00:33:25,404
You could have at least told us
before you just ran off...
398
00:33:25,406 --> 00:33:26,655
Somebody throw
a sheet over that.
399
00:33:34,143 --> 00:33:35,293
Robbie!
400
00:33:35,295 --> 00:33:38,237
- Smash? Maudie?
- Ros?
401
00:33:38,239 --> 00:33:41,725
Yes, where is your
mysterious daughter?
402
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:44,447
What's she up to, eh?
403
00:33:49,664 --> 00:33:51,295
Mr. Trent?
404
00:33:55,456 --> 00:33:58,270
Oh... Hello!
405
00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:01,054
Well, fancy seeing you here,
406
00:34:01,056 --> 00:34:03,582
on this, uh,
craggy pathway.
407
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:04,767
What are you doing?
408
00:34:04,769 --> 00:34:07,486
Oh, what, on the...
with the... and the...
409
00:34:07,488 --> 00:34:10,431
I just, uh...
nature survey, actually.
410
00:34:10,433 --> 00:34:14,495
Um, just studying the fauna
and flora of the area.
411
00:34:14,497 --> 00:34:16,384
Oh, there's a bee.
412
00:34:16,386 --> 00:34:18,368
You haven't seen our children, have you?
They seem to have disappeared.
413
00:34:18,370 --> 00:34:20,512
They haven't disappeared,
we just don't know where they've gone.
414
00:34:20,514 --> 00:34:21,983
Which is pretty much
the same thing.
415
00:34:21,985 --> 00:34:23,456
I knew we shouldn't
let them wander off.
416
00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:25,888
David, they're children.
You gotta give 'em some freedom.
417
00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:27,200
Well, I do
give them freedom,
418
00:34:27,202 --> 00:34:29,599
I just tend to be
with them at the time.
419
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,488
Do you know what?
They're gonna be fine.
420
00:34:31,490 --> 00:34:34,304
I grew up here myself, and I was
forever darting off into these moors,
421
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,873
in pursuit of some creature
or another.
422
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,569
Oh, to be young again,
423
00:34:37,571 --> 00:34:41,984
and innocently pulling the
wings off some natural creation.
424
00:34:41,986 --> 00:34:43,872
Tsk.
425
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:44,993
Here's a thought.
426
00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:47,202
Why don't you and your family
427
00:34:47,204 --> 00:34:49,633
come over
to the mansion tomorrow?
428
00:34:49,635 --> 00:34:51,073
We could all spend
some time together.
429
00:34:51,075 --> 00:34:54,049
Have a little drinky.
Might be rather fun.
430
00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:55,554
Oh, no, we wouldn't
wanna impose.
431
00:34:55,556 --> 00:34:57,762
It's not an imposition!
I insist!
432
00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:00,577
I'd love it. I was never
blessed with children myself,
433
00:35:00,579 --> 00:35:03,331
and I think you can learn
so much from them, can't you?
434
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:07,171
Well, that's very...
very, very kind of you.
435
00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,347
- Thank you.
- So, you'll come?
436
00:35:09,349 --> 00:35:11,205
I'll put it in the pad.
Tomorrow.
437
00:35:14,628 --> 00:35:17,925
Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash!
438
00:35:29,029 --> 00:35:33,411
Um, hello, Smash, maybe we can
stop to talk about how all you...
439
00:35:33,413 --> 00:35:35,173
Let's go. Go, go, go!
440
00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,958
Smash!
441
00:35:53,191 --> 00:35:55,334
Who wants to party?!
442
00:35:57,415 --> 00:36:00,039
I said who wants to party?!
443
00:36:03,175 --> 00:36:04,839
This show's for my sister,
Maudie!
444
00:36:07,657 --> 00:36:09,032
Let's Smash it, everyone!
445
00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:25,255
♪ I make a crash, flash,
I am Smash ♪
446
00:36:25,257 --> 00:36:29,992
♪ Watch the way
that I dance fast for you ♪
447
00:36:29,994 --> 00:36:32,136
♪ For you ♪
448
00:36:32,138 --> 00:36:35,367
♪ I know
I'm destined for stardom ♪
449
00:36:35,369 --> 00:36:39,464
♪ I'm Smash,
turn the lights on for you ♪
450
00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:41,480
♪ For you ♪
451
00:36:41,482 --> 00:36:43,304
♪ That's right ♪
452
00:36:43,306 --> 00:36:45,449
♪ I gotta feeling,
gotta feeling, yeah, yeah ♪
453
00:36:45,451 --> 00:36:47,816
♪ Feet off the floor, I'm
on the ceiling, yeah, yeah ♪
454
00:36:47,818 --> 00:36:49,193
♪ Got my wish
and I believe it ♪
455
00:36:49,195 --> 00:36:52,297
♪ It's gonna be good,
so good ♪
456
00:36:52,299 --> 00:36:55,113
♪ Watch me dance,
I never lose my balance ♪
457
00:36:55,115 --> 00:36:56,522
♪ Moonwalking into every... ♪
458
00:37:00,235 --> 00:37:02,505
What? What happened?
459
00:37:02,507 --> 00:37:03,657
Sunset.
460
00:37:03,659 --> 00:37:05,354
No, no, no,
but it hardly started.
461
00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:06,985
No, I want them back!
462
00:37:06,987 --> 00:37:09,513
Oi! How did you
get in here?!
463
00:37:09,515 --> 00:37:10,700
Run!
464
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,644
Run!
465
00:37:20,877 --> 00:37:22,827
This is trash!
I want it back!
466
00:37:22,829 --> 00:37:25,258
I want it...
I want it all back!
467
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:26,603
You can't.
468
00:37:26,605 --> 00:37:29,291
You have it for a while,
then it's gone.
469
00:37:29,293 --> 00:37:31,595
That's the way it is.
470
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:34,060
We're gonna be
in so much trouble.
471
00:37:34,062 --> 00:37:37,196
They are going to be
in so much trouble.
472
00:37:37,198 --> 00:37:39,501
I thought we should
give them some freedom?
473
00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:51,404
Passengers are reminded...
474
00:37:51,406 --> 00:37:53,165
Sorry.
Come on, Maudie.
475
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:55,308
You're so slow!
476
00:37:55,310 --> 00:37:57,581
Smash, have you got any idea
how we're going to get home?
477
00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:59,341
- Hurry up!
- Wait!
478
00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:01,005
The train
service to Penzance
479
00:38:01,007 --> 00:38:03,214
is now standing
at platform eight.
480
00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:04,717
Calling at Reading,
Bristol Parkway...
481
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:05,934
Hurry up.
482
00:38:05,936 --> 00:38:08,653
- We don't have tickets!
- Just act natural!
483
00:38:10,064 --> 00:38:11,215
Just go on!
484
00:38:13,487 --> 00:38:14,704
Shut the door.
485
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,246
We used to do this
all the time back home,
486
00:38:19,248 --> 00:38:20,558
but the bathrooms
are much bigger there.
487
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,321
Americans have
bigger butts.
488
00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:37,328
Two girls,
both 13 years old,
489
00:38:37,330 --> 00:38:39,087
a boy, nine,
probably with his hood up,
490
00:38:39,089 --> 00:38:40,335
and a five-year-old girl.
491
00:38:40,337 --> 00:38:43,055
You sure they're not
on a nature ramble?
492
00:38:43,057 --> 00:38:45,231
At night? No.
493
00:38:45,233 --> 00:38:47,088
Well, there's a lot
to see at night.
494
00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:48,816
Badgers, owls...
495
00:38:48,818 --> 00:38:51,153
What? David, why is he
asking about owls?
496
00:38:51,155 --> 00:38:52,656
They're not looking at owls.
497
00:38:52,658 --> 00:38:54,995
Are you sure?
Fascinating creatures.
498
00:38:57,491 --> 00:38:59,889
Right. Okay.
499
00:38:59,891 --> 00:39:01,488
It's gonna be okay.
500
00:39:01,490 --> 00:39:05,073
- Now, this is a tawny owl.
- I don't...
501
00:39:05,075 --> 00:39:07,889
I don't want
to look at owls.
502
00:39:07,891 --> 00:39:11,091
I want you to find
our children, please.
503
00:39:13,779 --> 00:39:14,899
You tried ringing them?
504
00:39:16,116 --> 00:39:18,611
Mmm-hmm.
But there's no signal.
505
00:39:18,613 --> 00:39:20,979
There's one up that ladder.
506
00:39:20,981 --> 00:39:24,563
♪ I make a crash
in a flash, I'm... ♪
507
00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:27,314
Forgetting it.
508
00:39:27,316 --> 00:39:29,012
It's my turn
on the seat, move.
509
00:39:34,070 --> 00:39:37,204
You know, none of us
chose this, Smash.
510
00:39:37,206 --> 00:39:38,803
We could at least
try to get along.
511
00:39:38,805 --> 00:39:41,844
Not me. I'm gonna go live
with my dad in the Seychelles.
512
00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:44,052
Yeah,
and what about your mum?
513
00:39:44,054 --> 00:39:47,796
She won't even notice.
All she cares about is her dumb job.
514
00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:52,565
It's your mum!
515
00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:54,613
- What are you gonna tell her?
- That it's your fault.
516
00:39:54,615 --> 00:39:58,261
Hi! Hi, Alice. It's Ros.
517
00:39:58,263 --> 00:40:01,205
Ros, where are you?
Are Maudie and Smash with you?
518
00:40:01,207 --> 00:40:05,012
Um, yes, um, Smash's hand
got stung by a bee,
519
00:40:05,014 --> 00:40:07,445
and it swelled up and we
got taken to a hospital.
520
00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,397
What? Hospital?
521
00:40:09,399 --> 00:40:10,646
How'd you get to the hospital?
What happened?
522
00:40:10,648 --> 00:40:11,798
No, we're fine,
we're fine.
523
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,301
Um, they gave her
an injection
524
00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:14,709
and we're just waiting
for the swelling to go down.
525
00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:17,654
Occupied.
526
00:40:19,927 --> 00:40:21,558
That was Smash, yeah.
527
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,734
Which hospital?
We'll come and get you.
528
00:40:23,736 --> 00:40:26,710
Um, the... they're gonna
put us on the train.
529
00:40:26,712 --> 00:40:28,279
You can pick us up
from the station.
530
00:40:28,281 --> 00:40:31,959
A train? Hasn't this country
heard of an ambulance before?
531
00:40:31,961 --> 00:40:33,526
Calm down, calm down, calm...
532
00:40:39,289 --> 00:40:40,729
Where's your mom?
533
00:40:42,426 --> 00:40:44,279
She's at university.
534
00:40:44,281 --> 00:40:47,927
- Oh, your dad cheated on her?
- No, of course not.
535
00:40:47,929 --> 00:40:50,264
She just wanted
to find herself.
536
00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:52,249
Find herself
a long way from you.
537
00:40:53,561 --> 00:40:55,099
Is that why your dad left you?
538
00:40:56,506 --> 00:40:59,352
No. He just got
fed up with my mom,
539
00:40:59,354 --> 00:41:00,763
just like everyone else does.
540
00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:07,099
Daddy's gone to live
with a new lady.
541
00:41:09,338 --> 00:41:13,402
She reeled him in with her
tight, 20-year-old tushy.
542
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,234
We're now approaching St.
Austell.
543
00:41:18,236 --> 00:41:19,868
I think this is our stop.
544
00:41:24,347 --> 00:41:26,397
Tickets, now.
545
00:41:35,229 --> 00:41:36,764
Finally.
546
00:41:43,678 --> 00:41:45,531
Unbelievable.
547
00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:46,875
Totally unbelievable.
548
00:41:46,877 --> 00:41:48,219
I just can't
get my head around it.
549
00:41:48,221 --> 00:41:49,884
I know.
Totally out of control.
550
00:41:49,886 --> 00:41:51,612
I can't believe that Ros and Robbie
would ever do anything like that.
551
00:41:51,614 --> 00:41:54,140
It's just not like them.
552
00:41:54,142 --> 00:41:57,243
Meaning what?
It's all Smash's fault?
553
00:41:57,245 --> 00:42:01,372
Of course not. Although...
they've just never broken the law before.
554
00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:04,060
Well, you never let them
out of your house, David.
555
00:42:04,062 --> 00:42:06,045
I mean, what are they gonna do,
embezzle your rhubarb?
556
00:42:06,047 --> 00:42:08,572
- Let's not argue.
- No, let's argue.
557
00:42:08,574 --> 00:42:09,949
Come on, you have a problem
with my parenting?
558
00:42:09,951 --> 00:42:11,421
I wanna hear
what you have to say.
559
00:42:11,423 --> 00:42:12,925
I... I don't have
a problem with your parenting.
560
00:42:12,927 --> 00:42:14,590
Although, obviously...
561
00:42:14,592 --> 00:42:16,672
Obviously, obviously what?
562
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:20,221
- Smash has her issues, but...
- Issues?
563
00:42:20,223 --> 00:42:23,518
You said issues.
You told me that she had issue...
564
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,693
Let's... let's just...
let's just forget everything
565
00:42:25,695 --> 00:42:26,749
and just... and move on.
566
00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:27,965
No, no, no. Don't do that,
567
00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:29,597
don't try to smooth
everything over.
568
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:31,710
- Tell me what you mean.
- I didn't mean anything.
569
00:42:31,712 --> 00:42:33,503
I...
I'm sorry I mentioned it.
570
00:42:33,505 --> 00:42:36,446
I don't want apologies, David.
I wanna know what you feel.
571
00:42:36,448 --> 00:42:37,537
What are you thinking?
572
00:43:32,195 --> 00:43:33,987
Do it again.
573
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:35,427
I want it again!
574
00:43:35,429 --> 00:43:37,762
I don't do
the same wish twice.
575
00:43:39,173 --> 00:43:41,667
- What are you doing?!
- It's my turn for a wish!
576
00:43:41,669 --> 00:43:44,706
Oh, great, and what lame-o thing
are you gonna ask for? World peace?
577
00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,842
World peace? Finally.
578
00:43:47,844 --> 00:43:49,156
No!
579
00:43:50,821 --> 00:43:53,572
Maybe you should wish
to be a famous writer.
580
00:43:53,574 --> 00:43:55,331
Maybe you should wish
yourself up a brain.
581
00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,251
Maybe you should wish
yourself up a boyfriend!
582
00:43:57,253 --> 00:44:00,452
Maybe I should wish for the
sweet release of oblivion.
583
00:44:00,454 --> 00:44:04,067
What about two wishes
today, Sammy?
584
00:44:04,069 --> 00:44:07,428
Two wishes a day
is extremely hazardous for me.
585
00:44:07,430 --> 00:44:09,412
If you want two wishes a day,
586
00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:12,965
I suggest you find one of
the two-wish-a-day-Psammeads.
587
00:44:12,967 --> 00:44:15,300
Where are they?
588
00:44:15,302 --> 00:44:16,679
Extinct.
589
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,245
Great, now you
scared him off!
590
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:28,645
- I scared him off?!
- Yeah, you scared him off!
591
00:44:28,647 --> 00:44:29,989
- I did not scare him off!
- Hey! Stop it!
592
00:44:29,991 --> 00:44:31,848
- I touched you!
- You pushed me!
593
00:44:35,048 --> 00:44:36,776
Good morning.
594
00:44:40,104 --> 00:44:42,153
Do you think
maybe we could not, um...
595
00:44:47,944 --> 00:44:50,694
Can we put
last night behind us?
596
00:44:50,696 --> 00:44:52,103
That's the problem,
isn't it?
597
00:44:52,105 --> 00:44:55,976
Putting things behind us,
pretending everything's okay.
598
00:44:55,978 --> 00:44:57,866
I don't know
if it's gonna work.
599
00:44:58,826 --> 00:45:00,295
What, because I said...
600
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:02,535
It's not what you said,
it's what you don't say.
601
00:45:02,537 --> 00:45:05,192
I never know what you're
feeling because you're...
602
00:45:05,194 --> 00:45:07,175
You're always
so damn reasonable.
603
00:45:07,177 --> 00:45:09,993
You know, sometimes you just
gotta let it rip.
604
00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:15,112
Do you think that might be
too many raisins?
605
00:45:17,834 --> 00:45:19,209
Yeah, maybe.
606
00:45:19,211 --> 00:45:21,897
Look, I promise
607
00:45:21,899 --> 00:45:27,274
I will... I will try to be
a lot more unreasonable.
608
00:45:27,276 --> 00:45:29,259
- Okay?
- Okay.
609
00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:34,825
Let's give the kids
another chance today,
610
00:45:34,827 --> 00:45:36,458
maybe they'll calm down a bit.
611
00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:38,410
- Yeah.
- You're pushing me.
612
00:45:38,412 --> 00:45:40,649
Ow, stop,
why are you kicking me?
613
00:45:40,651 --> 00:45:41,867
I'm just trying
to walk through the door.
614
00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:43,083
So am I!
615
00:45:48,589 --> 00:45:50,859
This is it.
616
00:45:50,861 --> 00:45:52,202
Dad!
617
00:45:53,389 --> 00:45:55,115
- I was walking!
- Dad, she hit me!
618
00:45:55,117 --> 00:45:56,490
- Oh, sorry for walking.
- Smash, come on, please.
619
00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,155
- There's a bruise.
- Oh, there's a bruise?
620
00:45:58,157 --> 00:45:59,340
Yes, there's a bruise.
621
00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:10,764
Welcome.
Welcome to Trent Towers.
622
00:46:10,766 --> 00:46:12,301
Come in, come in.
623
00:46:18,255 --> 00:46:21,932
Well, this is charming.
624
00:46:21,934 --> 00:46:24,812
Oh, uh... I wonder
if I might trouble you
625
00:46:24,814 --> 00:46:28,141
to remove
your outdoor footwear.
626
00:46:28,143 --> 00:46:29,645
- Of course.
- Okay, sweetie.
627
00:46:29,647 --> 00:46:32,142
Would you mind? Awfully?
628
00:46:32,144 --> 00:46:33,583
Shoes.
629
00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:39,245
It's just that
it's a heritage site.
630
00:46:39,247 --> 00:46:40,720
If you don't mind?
631
00:46:42,512 --> 00:46:44,366
Daddy shot that hippo.
632
00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:48,463
An incredible hump.
Put up a real struggle, that beast.
633
00:46:49,904 --> 00:46:51,696
Just pop those there.
634
00:46:53,584 --> 00:46:55,599
So, what do you think?
635
00:46:55,601 --> 00:46:59,631
It's charming, yes.
Really, really charming.
636
00:46:59,633 --> 00:47:02,447
It's old
and kind of worn-looking.
637
00:47:02,449 --> 00:47:03,791
Ahem.
638
00:47:03,793 --> 00:47:06,448
I guess that's
a British thing, right?
639
00:47:06,450 --> 00:47:09,969
Well, it's not Disneyland
but we do our best.
640
00:47:11,506 --> 00:47:15,631
There was a time when the
Trents were kings of the world.
641
00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:18,737
My ancestors
explored the globe,
642
00:47:18,739 --> 00:47:21,809
bravely uncovering
lost civilizations and...
643
00:47:21,811 --> 00:47:24,624
liberating their primitive
knickknacks.
644
00:47:24,626 --> 00:47:29,616
Great-grandpops, he made
his fortune in Africa, then...
645
00:47:29,618 --> 00:47:34,002
blew it all on, well...
646
00:47:34,004 --> 00:47:36,466
let's call it his final quest.
647
00:47:36,468 --> 00:47:40,052
A quest, really?
For, um, what?
648
00:47:41,268 --> 00:47:42,834
Ultimate power.
649
00:47:42,836 --> 00:47:46,545
Riches beyond the dreams
of man. The usual.
650
00:47:46,547 --> 00:47:49,682
It was an obsession
that finally destroyed him,
651
00:47:49,684 --> 00:47:54,100
but which may yet
have a positive outcome.
652
00:47:56,308 --> 00:48:00,082
Do you think I could
perhaps offer you a cocktail?
653
00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:02,738
And give the children
a tour of the house?
654
00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:06,611
Let's leave the adults
to their stuffy entertainment.
655
00:48:06,613 --> 00:48:10,419
I've got some things that I think you'll
find rather intriguing through here.
656
00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:12,404
Come this way, young lady.
Through here.
657
00:48:12,406 --> 00:48:15,668
Now, this is
an absolute gem,
658
00:48:15,670 --> 00:48:18,099
and it's the only one like it
in the world, what's more.
659
00:48:18,101 --> 00:48:22,101
Now, look at some of these genuine marvels.
Don't mind the smell.
660
00:48:22,103 --> 00:48:24,887
Wow. Look at all of this.
661
00:48:26,774 --> 00:48:28,180
What's this do?
662
00:48:28,182 --> 00:48:31,029
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we don't touch that.
663
00:48:31,031 --> 00:48:34,708
- That's not for children is it?
- Cool! Night vision goggles!
664
00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:38,326
Yes, well, plainly
I'm a keen badger enthusiast.
665
00:48:38,328 --> 00:48:42,325
And I like to keep a keen eye
on the goings on of the badger.
666
00:48:42,327 --> 00:48:44,470
They're fascinating creatures,
the badgers.
667
00:48:44,472 --> 00:48:47,510
Do you know they eat their young?
If you're interested.
668
00:48:47,512 --> 00:48:49,717
Ah, now, you'll like this.
669
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,862
This is the last living Dodo.
670
00:48:51,864 --> 00:48:53,750
It looks kinda dead.
671
00:48:53,752 --> 00:48:56,022
Formerly
the last living Dodo.
672
00:48:56,024 --> 00:48:58,743
Don't be pedantic,
it's not an appealing quality in a child.
673
00:48:58,745 --> 00:49:00,407
Uh, come through this way.
674
00:49:00,409 --> 00:49:02,742
- What's this?
- That's from China.
675
00:49:02,744 --> 00:49:06,263
Let go, please.
It's a Tyrannosaur's claw.
676
00:49:06,265 --> 00:49:07,638
Did your family
shoot it, too?
677
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,160
No, but they, they did shoot
the peasant that found it.
678
00:49:13,434 --> 00:49:16,120
Oh... Ah... Ta-ta-ta...
679
00:49:16,122 --> 00:49:18,904
Please, don't touch that.
Come on.
680
00:49:18,906 --> 00:49:21,720
Should be in a borstal.
681
00:49:21,722 --> 00:49:23,928
Now, I've got some real
treats for you in here.
682
00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:26,777
A menagerie of wonderful
beasts and creatures
683
00:49:26,779 --> 00:49:28,793
we've painstakingly preserved.
684
00:49:28,795 --> 00:49:31,546
Natural treasures...
685
00:49:37,402 --> 00:49:39,672
Oh, there you are.
686
00:49:39,674 --> 00:49:42,842
Oh... Where's the toilet?
687
00:49:42,844 --> 00:49:46,619
The water closet is...
it's upstairs on the right.
688
00:49:47,579 --> 00:49:48,954
Okay.
689
00:49:48,956 --> 00:49:53,081
Now, who would like to see
a stuffed elephant?
690
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:56,601
Formerly endangered,
they're now obviously extinct.
691
00:49:56,603 --> 00:49:59,964
But there are some real
treasures among other things.
692
00:50:18,045 --> 00:50:20,380
Ooh...
Hello there.
693
00:50:20,382 --> 00:50:22,972
Nothing of interest in there
for a young person.
694
00:50:22,974 --> 00:50:24,988
Um, Ros, while I have you
for a moment,
695
00:50:24,990 --> 00:50:27,899
could I just ask...
have you ever been here before?
696
00:50:27,901 --> 00:50:30,237
Or had a relative from here?
A grandmother, perhaps?
697
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,796
- Um, no.
- Curious, um...
698
00:50:32,798 --> 00:50:34,716
Since you've been here,
699
00:50:34,718 --> 00:50:36,765
have you come across
anything unusual?
700
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:39,837
- Any oddities?
- Um, other than you, you mean?
701
00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:42,588
Well, listen,
702
00:50:42,590 --> 00:50:44,669
if you should see anything
unusual, do let me know.
703
00:50:44,671 --> 00:50:47,039
I'd make it
worth your while.
704
00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:51,294
For example.
705
00:50:56,639 --> 00:50:58,399
Hmm.
706
00:51:00,896 --> 00:51:02,879
Hmm...
707
00:51:02,881 --> 00:51:06,304
Look at these!
708
00:51:08,032 --> 00:51:11,006
Hey, I want to replace your mom.
709
00:51:11,008 --> 00:51:12,191
That's pretty much
how she sees me.
710
00:51:12,193 --> 00:51:13,664
No. No, it's not.
711
00:51:14,433 --> 00:51:15,838
Maybe a little bit.
712
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,698
Here,
let me have a go.
713
00:51:19,970 --> 00:51:23,295
Smash,
I am your stepfather.
714
00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:27,455
We're so revolting.
715
00:51:27,457 --> 00:51:29,312
The Force
is strong with this one.
716
00:51:30,562 --> 00:51:31,967
Forgive me interrupting
717
00:51:31,969 --> 00:51:34,848
your ethnically insensitive
erotica,
718
00:51:34,850 --> 00:51:37,345
but I think I'd rather like
to get on with my afternoon.
719
00:51:37,347 --> 00:51:39,201
- Yes. Oh, sorry.
- Sorry about that.
720
00:51:39,203 --> 00:51:42,179
- Where are the others?
- Oh, we said they could go.
721
00:51:43,746 --> 00:51:45,985
Ros. Ros, we need
to talk to you, darling.
722
00:51:45,987 --> 00:51:48,899
I'll take that,
thank you.
723
00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:11,426
I know Smash
isn't always easy.
724
00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:14,306
She has difficulty
making friends.
725
00:52:14,308 --> 00:52:15,875
Well, with girls, anyways.
726
00:52:15,877 --> 00:52:18,435
So she knows
how to talk to boys?
727
00:52:18,437 --> 00:52:21,285
The wrong sort
of boys, yeah.
728
00:52:22,245 --> 00:52:23,717
Look, Ros...
729
00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:26,340
I just wanna say,
730
00:52:26,342 --> 00:52:28,291
I really care
about your dad.
731
00:52:28,293 --> 00:52:30,787
- So do I.
- I know you do, honey.
732
00:52:30,789 --> 00:52:33,571
Your dad...
he's sweet.
733
00:52:33,573 --> 00:52:36,964
Even when I first crashed
into him, he was just so...
734
00:52:36,966 --> 00:52:39,620
Has he told you this?
How we met?
735
00:52:39,622 --> 00:52:44,132
I crashed into him with my car.
He asked me for my number.
736
00:52:44,134 --> 00:52:46,084
I was like, "Can you believe
this guy?
737
00:52:46,086 --> 00:52:48,997
He's hitting on me
at a road traffic accident."
738
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,877
Turns out it was for insurance,
but I wasn't gonna let him get away
739
00:52:51,879 --> 00:52:53,605
without buying me coffee.
740
00:52:53,607 --> 00:52:57,638
And he wasn't badly hurt,
although his bike was wrecked.
741
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,645
So, Ros...
742
00:53:00,647 --> 00:53:02,373
I guess what I
wanna ask is...
743
00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:05,093
Oh, wait, you have bars!
744
00:53:05,095 --> 00:53:07,365
Do you actually have bars?
745
00:53:07,367 --> 00:53:09,543
It's my mum! My mum! I...
746
00:53:09,545 --> 00:53:12,008
I'll let you guys
be alone.
747
00:53:14,153 --> 00:53:16,999
Mum, is that you?
748
00:53:17,001 --> 00:53:19,817
- It's noisy.
- I'm at a party.
749
00:53:20,777 --> 00:53:22,534
Seriously?
750
00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:24,454
How are you doing out there
with your father?
751
00:53:24,456 --> 00:53:26,663
You getting on
okay with Alice?
752
00:53:26,665 --> 00:53:29,095
You... you know
about her?
753
00:53:29,097 --> 00:53:31,720
Your dad's got to move
on, sweetheart.
754
00:53:31,722 --> 00:53:35,303
Yeah, but, um, I was
actually wondering...
755
00:53:35,305 --> 00:53:36,935
Do you think that maybe
when you've finished
756
00:53:36,937 --> 00:53:39,784
with all the partying
and the studying and stuff,
757
00:53:39,786 --> 00:53:41,993
you might... you might
actually come home?
758
00:53:41,995 --> 00:53:44,136
Ros, we've talked
about this.
759
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,953
- Your dad's a lovely man...
- Yes, he is!
760
00:53:46,955 --> 00:53:49,450
He is a lovely man. I knew
you still liked him.
761
00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:04,617
Ow, that is sharp!
762
00:54:04,619 --> 00:54:08,521
What kind of maniac leaves
a Spinosaurus claw on a beach?
763
00:54:08,523 --> 00:54:11,369
It's supposed to be
a Tyrannosaur.
764
00:54:11,371 --> 00:54:13,546
Excuse me.
I think I know
765
00:54:13,548 --> 00:54:15,691
a Spinosaurus claw
when it stabs me.
766
00:54:15,693 --> 00:54:18,635
It's a very particular
kind of impalement.
767
00:54:18,637 --> 00:54:21,866
- You've met dinosaurs?
- Of course I haven't met dinosaurs!
768
00:54:21,868 --> 00:54:25,003
I hid from dinosaurs or I
wouldn't have survived long enough
769
00:54:25,005 --> 00:54:26,730
to be pestered by you!
770
00:54:26,732 --> 00:54:29,132
Now, the important thing
about dinosaurs is...
771
00:54:29,134 --> 00:54:31,820
Can we have our wish now?
It's Maudie's turn.
772
00:54:31,822 --> 00:54:33,003
Yeah...
Oh, yeah, never mind
773
00:54:33,005 --> 00:54:35,499
about the incredible
prehistoric anecdotes.
774
00:54:35,501 --> 00:54:37,357
"Give us our wish."
775
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,203
What is it this time?
776
00:54:40,205 --> 00:54:43,211
I wish we could all...
777
00:54:56,687 --> 00:54:58,093
You all right, darling?
778
00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:01,613
Um, yeah, I'm just feeling
a bit...
779
00:55:01,615 --> 00:55:03,406
light-headed.
780
00:55:03,408 --> 00:55:05,680
Oh. You know...
781
00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:09,614
Alice is
a really nice person.
782
00:55:09,616 --> 00:55:12,430
I think, you know,
you'll grow to like her.
783
00:55:12,432 --> 00:55:14,607
You just have to
give her a chance, babe.
784
00:55:25,616 --> 00:55:27,246
Hey...
785
00:55:27,248 --> 00:55:30,030
- What are you doing?
- Hugging trees, you know...
786
00:55:30,032 --> 00:55:33,135
I love the wildlife.
787
00:55:33,137 --> 00:55:35,344
Well, why don't I...
788
00:55:35,346 --> 00:55:37,296
give it a hug with you?
789
00:55:37,298 --> 00:55:40,719
Oh, yeah, sure, just...
790
00:55:40,721 --> 00:55:42,160
How am I doing?
All right?
791
00:55:42,162 --> 00:55:44,880
Um, great. Yeah.
792
00:55:44,882 --> 00:55:48,912
You know, Ros,
there's something I want to ask you.
793
00:55:48,914 --> 00:55:51,154
Oh, really?
794
00:55:52,755 --> 00:55:58,192
How would you feel
if Alice... moved in?
795
00:55:58,194 --> 00:55:59,888
With us?
796
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,840
All of us,
living together like,
797
00:56:01,842 --> 00:56:04,304
well, like a new family.
I mean, I know
798
00:56:04,306 --> 00:56:06,066
it'll be a difficult
transition in the beginning,
799
00:56:06,068 --> 00:56:08,178
but what do you think?
800
00:56:08,180 --> 00:56:10,002
Hmm?
801
00:56:10,004 --> 00:56:11,251
Rozzy?
802
00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:15,508
Rozzy?
803
00:56:43,414 --> 00:56:45,493
Maudie!
804
00:56:50,262 --> 00:56:52,852
Ros!
805
00:56:52,854 --> 00:56:55,604
Maudie wished we could fly!
How great is this?!
806
00:56:55,606 --> 00:56:58,068
Dad wants us
to live with Alice.
807
00:56:58,070 --> 00:57:01,812
- Thought so.
- That's all you can say?
808
00:57:01,814 --> 00:57:04,246
It's not like we can do
anything to stop them.
809
00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:19,128
Dad!
810
00:57:59,834 --> 00:58:02,874
- That's Smash's phone.
- What?
811
00:58:05,178 --> 00:58:07,704
She got a text from her dad.
812
00:58:07,706 --> 00:58:11,610
There's no room
for her at... at the moment.
813
00:58:12,762 --> 00:58:15,193
Big surprise.
814
00:58:15,195 --> 00:58:18,265
"But how about
I buy you some sneakers."
815
00:58:18,267 --> 00:58:20,153
- Oh...
- Some sneakers?
816
00:58:20,155 --> 00:58:22,138
Wow.
817
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:24,154
I tried not to let her
get her hopes up.
818
00:58:24,156 --> 00:58:25,498
- Hey.
- I really tried.
819
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,769
This way, she stays
with you, with us.
820
00:58:27,771 --> 00:58:29,082
It's a good thing.
821
00:58:29,084 --> 00:58:31,835
Yeah, she's
gonna be so excited.
822
00:59:02,847 --> 00:59:05,629
Ros! There's something
wrong with Smash.
823
00:59:05,631 --> 00:59:06,591
Come on.
824
00:59:14,302 --> 00:59:15,966
Smash, stop it!
825
00:59:28,351 --> 00:59:29,759
I'm okay.
826
01:00:11,714 --> 01:00:14,657
Why don't you just
leave me alone?
827
01:00:14,659 --> 01:00:16,547
Oh...
828
01:00:20,515 --> 01:00:25,251
- You could have killed yourself!
- So what?! Who cares?!
829
01:00:28,707 --> 01:00:31,842
Even my dad
doesn't want me.
830
01:00:31,844 --> 01:00:35,649
We want you.
Don't we, Robbie?
831
01:00:35,651 --> 01:00:38,338
Yeah, you're
all right.
832
01:01:35,847 --> 01:01:38,055
Ah, there you are.
Just in time.
833
01:01:39,751 --> 01:01:41,288
Dinner's ready!
834
01:01:49,993 --> 01:01:51,656
There you go.
835
01:02:13,258 --> 01:02:15,656
Oh... you found it.
836
01:02:15,658 --> 01:02:18,120
- We need to talk about that.
- I'll save you the trouble.
837
01:02:18,122 --> 01:02:20,456
"That was so expensive.
You're so irresponsible.
838
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:22,601
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you just disappear, huh?
839
01:02:22,603 --> 01:02:24,776
Why don't you just become
someone else?"
840
01:02:24,778 --> 01:02:27,115
- Smash, no.
- I'm gonna give this the funeral it deserves.
841
01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:35,498
Uh... there's cakes.
842
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,291
I'll get the cakes. Okay?
843
01:02:45,453 --> 01:02:48,044
I liked it
when we could fly.
844
01:02:54,317 --> 01:02:56,842
Hey, you ran away
earlier, darling.
845
01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:58,954
I think maybe
we should talk about...
846
01:02:58,956 --> 01:03:00,875
I talked to mum.
847
01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:02,734
She still likes you,
you know.
848
01:03:14,797 --> 01:03:17,292
Fly!
849
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,895
Maudie?
850
01:03:35,408 --> 01:03:38,446
Imagine if none
of this happened.
851
01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:41,677
Imagine if your mum
was with your dad...
852
01:03:41,679 --> 01:03:43,278
they loved each other...
853
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,872
and they had
enough time for you.
854
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,934
That won't happen.
855
01:03:49,936 --> 01:03:53,328
My mom and dad can't even
be on the same continent.
856
01:03:55,696 --> 01:03:58,063
What if they could?
857
01:03:58,065 --> 01:04:01,295
We could wish it.
We could wish them together.
858
01:04:01,297 --> 01:04:03,662
Only for a day.
859
01:04:03,664 --> 01:04:07,056
What if there's a way
to make a wish last forever?
860
01:04:07,058 --> 01:04:09,489
It's my turn tomorrow.
I've got an idea.
861
01:04:40,371 --> 01:04:41,460
It's over.
862
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:43,378
What?
863
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,650
The holiday.
864
01:04:45,652 --> 01:04:47,410
We've been moving too fast,
865
01:04:47,412 --> 01:04:49,745
asking you to adjust
too quickly.
866
01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:51,185
It's not fair.
867
01:04:51,187 --> 01:04:53,970
So, you can pack your bags
and then we'll go.
868
01:04:53,972 --> 01:04:56,117
- But... but you can't.
- Pathetic.
869
01:04:57,652 --> 01:04:59,795
- I thought you were committed.
- We are committed.
870
01:04:59,797 --> 01:05:02,898
You're gonna let it slide just
'cause your kids act up a bit?
871
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:06,290
What did you think we were gonna do?
Hold a jamboree?
872
01:05:06,292 --> 01:05:08,082
We're supposed to hate you.
873
01:05:08,084 --> 01:05:10,612
- Don't you know anything?
- Smash, it's not that...
874
01:05:10,614 --> 01:05:13,011
I'm very disappointed
in your attitude.
875
01:05:13,013 --> 01:05:14,452
Not you.
But you.
876
01:05:14,454 --> 01:05:17,877
- I thought you had guts.
- I've got guts.
877
01:05:19,573 --> 01:05:22,963
Yeah, that's right, Dad,
you tell her.
878
01:05:22,965 --> 01:05:25,268
If you want something,
then you're gonna take it.
879
01:05:25,270 --> 01:05:28,276
And if you wanna force your kids
on some awful holiday,
880
01:05:28,278 --> 01:05:30,260
then you're damn well
going to.
881
01:05:30,262 --> 01:05:32,245
We need to know
our boundaries.
882
01:05:32,247 --> 01:05:34,069
You need to find
a way through this,
883
01:05:34,071 --> 01:05:36,788
because I tell you,
you let us win this one,
884
01:05:36,790 --> 01:05:38,101
the next time you try
to put us together,
885
01:05:38,103 --> 01:05:40,181
we're gonna be burning down
bus shelters!
886
01:05:40,183 --> 01:05:41,303
Yeah!
887
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:46,840
You need to take a long,
hard look at yourselves.
888
01:05:51,832 --> 01:05:53,846
"Burning down
bus shelters"?
889
01:05:53,848 --> 01:05:55,382
Okay, it was
your boundaries thing.
890
01:05:55,384 --> 01:05:57,687
I was, like,
"Let's go total delinquent."
891
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:06,199
Um, your mum said that you've
had a lot of boyfriends.
892
01:06:06,201 --> 01:06:09,142
- Did she?
- I was just wondering
893
01:06:09,144 --> 01:06:12,087
how that whole "getting them
to notice you" thing works.
894
01:06:12,089 --> 01:06:13,880
Just run up
and hit them on the arm.
895
01:06:13,882 --> 01:06:15,575
- Really?
- Yeah!
896
01:06:15,577 --> 01:06:17,720
Boys are the simplest thing
in the world.
897
01:06:17,722 --> 01:06:19,255
Just don't overthink it.
898
01:06:19,257 --> 01:06:22,072
Oh, and, uh,
do something about your hair.
899
01:06:22,074 --> 01:06:23,863
And curly hair helps, too.
900
01:06:41,819 --> 01:06:44,346
You new type of children
are just so demanding.
901
01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:46,458
The last ones
were much more considerate.
902
01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:50,233
Funny you should mention them.
That's who we want to meet.
903
01:06:50,235 --> 01:06:53,785
We wish to go back in time
and meet the original children,
904
01:06:53,787 --> 01:06:55,993
the ones from E. Nesbit's book
Five Children and It.
905
01:06:55,995 --> 01:06:58,105
That's your wish?
I thought you were gonna...
906
01:06:58,107 --> 01:07:00,602
I just wanna
ask them something.
907
01:07:00,604 --> 01:07:02,939
Time travel wishes
are dangerous.
908
01:07:02,941 --> 01:07:05,755
Timelines change,
people stop existing.
909
01:07:05,757 --> 01:07:09,274
There's always consequences
with time travel. Always.
910
01:07:09,276 --> 01:07:11,930
- I'm decided.
- Fine.
911
01:07:11,932 --> 01:07:14,042
Who cares
about reality anyway?
912
01:07:17,086 --> 01:07:19,579
Wait. What if we wanna
get back?
913
01:07:19,581 --> 01:07:21,659
You see that shell?
914
01:07:21,661 --> 01:07:24,411
Blow on that
if you get into bother.
915
01:07:24,413 --> 01:07:25,851
Is it magic?
916
01:07:25,853 --> 01:07:28,764
I don't know, one of them is.
Might be that one.
917
01:07:47,486 --> 01:07:48,543
Gracious.
918
01:07:49,632 --> 01:07:51,902
You're a rum-looking lot.
919
01:07:51,904 --> 01:07:54,269
Said the dude
in fancy dress.
920
01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:58,141
- I beg your pardon?
- Do you speak English?
921
01:07:58,143 --> 01:08:00,254
She's American.
We're from the future.
922
01:08:00,256 --> 01:08:02,141
The Psammead sent us
back here to meet you.
923
01:08:02,143 --> 01:08:04,383
Golly, that's
a cracking wish.
924
01:08:04,385 --> 01:08:06,047
Perhaps we should wish
to go to your time.
925
01:08:06,049 --> 01:08:07,646
Not in that getup.
926
01:08:07,648 --> 01:08:09,728
Says the girl
in the scarecrow costume.
927
01:08:11,041 --> 01:08:12,225
I'm Cyril.
928
01:08:14,304 --> 01:08:15,262
Ros.
929
01:08:15,264 --> 01:08:17,182
And this must be Robert,
930
01:08:17,184 --> 01:08:19,201
Jane, Anthea and Elam.
931
01:08:20,738 --> 01:08:23,359
Listen, there was something
we wanted to ask you.
932
01:08:23,361 --> 01:08:25,823
Is there a way
to make a wish permanent?
933
01:08:25,825 --> 01:08:27,424
There's something
I really want to ask for,
934
01:08:27,426 --> 01:08:29,727
but it has to last forever,
not just a day.
935
01:08:29,729 --> 01:08:32,479
- You mean you don't know yet?
- Tell me.
936
01:08:32,481 --> 01:08:35,583
That's simple. You just
wish for something else.
937
01:08:35,585 --> 01:08:38,368
- Something that can...
- Bloody poachers!
938
01:08:38,370 --> 01:08:41,344
- Scarper!
- Scrumpers! I knew it!
939
01:08:41,346 --> 01:08:44,096
Scarper!
940
01:08:44,098 --> 01:08:46,592
Caught ya, boy.
941
01:08:46,594 --> 01:08:49,441
I didn't steal anything!
942
01:08:49,443 --> 01:08:51,904
Don't you dare,
don't you dare move your earlobe.
943
01:08:51,906 --> 01:08:55,617
Ow! Get off of me!
Stop it!
944
01:08:55,619 --> 01:08:58,946
Ow, let go.
You're hurting me!
945
01:08:58,948 --> 01:09:02,369
Empty your pockets.
Let's see your loot.
946
01:09:02,371 --> 01:09:04,578
Let's see what you've stolen from
me, what you have pilfered.
947
01:09:04,580 --> 01:09:06,338
Come on,
what have you got in there?
948
01:09:06,340 --> 01:09:09,379
Hop to it. Shell, yes.
That's no interest to me.
949
01:09:09,381 --> 01:09:11,362
- Hey!
- What's this now?
950
01:09:14,084 --> 01:09:15,845
What sorcery is this?!
951
01:09:18,564 --> 01:09:21,987
What are these infernal beasts
trapped within here?
952
01:09:21,989 --> 01:09:25,859
- See how enraged they are!
- They're angry birds?
953
01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:27,587
I'm not surprised.
954
01:09:27,589 --> 01:09:30,596
Trapped for all eternity
in a prison.
955
01:09:33,061 --> 01:09:35,555
- Hey...
- What are ya?
956
01:09:35,557 --> 01:09:39,715
A witch? A sorcerer?
A necromancer?
957
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:42,021
A leprechaun?
A Frenchman?
958
01:09:42,023 --> 01:09:43,941
Whatever it is you are,
959
01:09:43,943 --> 01:09:47,428
I'll wager
you're highly collectable.
960
01:09:47,430 --> 01:09:50,916
- A real treasure.
- Please, I'm a girl.
961
01:09:50,918 --> 01:09:52,646
The Psammead
brought us here.
962
01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:55,461
Psammead?
963
01:09:55,463 --> 01:09:57,702
Well, who's this Psammead?
964
01:09:57,704 --> 01:09:59,494
I don't know, it's...
it's not a person.
965
01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:02,437
It's just this thing
that gives us wishes.
966
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:04,998
Interesting.
967
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,511
And where might I find this
magical wish-granting entity?
968
01:10:10,503 --> 01:10:12,681
Tell me! Tell me!
969
01:10:16,264 --> 01:10:18,408
I shan't be asking you again.
970
01:10:21,544 --> 01:10:23,305
You got that right!
971
01:10:41,129 --> 01:10:43,369
Ros! Come on!
972
01:10:44,715 --> 01:10:47,080
Robbie! How did you...
973
01:10:47,082 --> 01:10:49,480
Smash got Cyril to go back
and see the Psammead.
974
01:10:49,482 --> 01:10:52,008
And I wished for us
to have superpowers!
975
01:10:52,010 --> 01:10:54,888
I've got x-ray vision,
so I can see through walls.
976
01:10:54,890 --> 01:10:56,616
That's how we found you.
977
01:10:56,618 --> 01:10:59,592
Maudie's telekinetic,
and Smash has super strength.
978
01:10:59,594 --> 01:11:00,617
And you've got...
979
01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:04,649
Laser eyes.
Cool.
980
01:11:16,813 --> 01:11:18,604
This is a wheeze!
981
01:11:31,597 --> 01:11:33,420
We have to get out of here,
right now.
982
01:11:33,422 --> 01:11:34,668
The Psammead's in danger.
983
01:11:34,670 --> 01:11:37,005
Come on, this is fun.
984
01:11:39,693 --> 01:11:42,222
You see that? That's Tristan's
great-grandfather over there.
985
01:11:44,013 --> 01:11:45,964
Once he's seen all this,
he's going to spend the rest of his life
986
01:11:45,966 --> 01:11:47,659
hunting down the Psammead.
987
01:11:47,661 --> 01:11:50,828
That was his life's quest,
and I just handed it to him.
988
01:11:50,830 --> 01:11:52,909
Our Tristan's
hunting him, too!
989
01:11:52,911 --> 01:11:55,374
Then I guess we ought to do
something about that.
990
01:12:08,623 --> 01:12:09,712
Where's the Psammead?
991
01:12:11,024 --> 01:12:12,431
There!
992
01:12:16,912 --> 01:12:18,448
My offerings!
993
01:12:19,792 --> 01:12:21,489
My offerings!
994
01:12:24,305 --> 01:12:26,895
Oh, my gosh.
It's true.
995
01:12:26,897 --> 01:12:29,232
The legend is true.
996
01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:34,767
Leave this to me.
Smash power!
997
01:12:34,769 --> 01:12:36,559
- Smash!
- Ow, ow.
998
01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:38,896
That wish expired
about a hundred years ago.
999
01:12:38,898 --> 01:12:40,497
Come on!
1000
01:12:43,441 --> 01:12:44,434
Maudie!
1001
01:12:45,394 --> 01:12:47,152
- Stop! Stop it!
- Stop!
1002
01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,903
Out of the way!
The creature's mine!
1003
01:12:49,905 --> 01:12:52,720
- Try and make us!
- Oh, okay then!
1004
01:12:54,194 --> 01:12:55,154
Come on!
1005
01:13:12,596 --> 01:13:13,811
Huh...
1006
01:13:17,651 --> 01:13:19,665
Oh, run, Maudie, run!
1007
01:13:26,644 --> 01:13:28,244
Oh, this is
really helping.
1008
01:13:34,324 --> 01:13:35,413
To the tunnel!
1009
01:13:49,462 --> 01:13:51,476
My beautiful offerings!
Take me back!
1010
01:13:51,478 --> 01:13:52,851
Didn't we just rescue you?
1011
01:13:52,853 --> 01:13:54,548
Oh, well, that...
that was rescuing, was it?
1012
01:13:54,550 --> 01:13:56,533
I'm sorry, I thought you
were trying to kill me.
1013
01:13:56,535 --> 01:13:58,228
If you have a problem
with our rescuing,
1014
01:13:58,230 --> 01:14:00,213
then maybe you should have
magicked yourself out of it!
1015
01:14:00,215 --> 01:14:03,255
- I can't do magic on myself.
- Well, that sucks.
1016
01:14:09,590 --> 01:14:12,598
Hey! You! I'm stuck!
1017
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:15,734
We'll tell the coastguard
in a couple of days!
1018
01:14:15,736 --> 01:14:16,918
Maybe a week!
1019
01:14:20,632 --> 01:14:23,287
I am really sorry
about your beach.
1020
01:14:25,368 --> 01:14:29,142
- It's not your fault.
- Well, actually...
1021
01:14:29,144 --> 01:14:32,663
you know that whole
going-back-in-time thing
1022
01:14:32,665 --> 01:14:38,934
may kind have been what made the
Trents obsessed with hunting you down.
1023
01:14:38,936 --> 01:14:42,774
Oh. Oh, I see.
1024
01:14:42,776 --> 01:14:46,135
Gosh, you must feel
so awful about that.
1025
01:14:46,137 --> 01:14:47,959
Look, don't worry.
1026
01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:51,352
Seriously, I was thinking
of moving on anyway.
1027
01:14:51,354 --> 01:14:54,232
- Really?
- No, not really!
1028
01:14:54,234 --> 01:14:56,791
I've lived on that beach
for a hundred million years.
1029
01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:59,383
It's survived global floods,
two ice ages,
1030
01:14:59,385 --> 01:15:02,617
and a comet which wiped out
most of the life on earth.
1031
01:15:02,619 --> 01:15:05,401
But apparently,
it couldn't survive you!
1032
01:15:05,403 --> 01:15:07,705
I'll... I'll make it
up to you.
1033
01:15:16,731 --> 01:15:18,234
Wow!
1034
01:15:18,236 --> 01:15:20,058
- That actually looks edible.
- Hey!
1035
01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:22,457
Hitting is unacceptable.
1036
01:15:22,459 --> 01:15:23,769
I can be very, very,
1037
01:15:23,771 --> 01:15:26,331
very unreasonable about it.
1038
01:15:28,187 --> 01:15:30,618
Those kids never finished
telling you what you wanted.
1039
01:15:30,620 --> 01:15:34,426
How to make a wish last forever?
I worked that out.
1040
01:15:34,428 --> 01:15:37,306
The Psammead's wishes
always end at sunset.
1041
01:15:37,308 --> 01:15:40,282
But what if we wish
for something else?
1042
01:15:40,284 --> 01:15:44,283
What if we wish for something
that could make permanent magic?
1043
01:15:44,285 --> 01:15:46,364
Like another Psammead?
1044
01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:49,627
No.
1045
01:15:49,629 --> 01:15:51,291
I'm more thinking an app
1046
01:15:51,293 --> 01:15:54,139
that makes people
fall in love forever.
1047
01:15:54,141 --> 01:15:56,219
Puts everything back
as it was.
1048
01:15:56,221 --> 01:15:59,579
So, the app
disappears at sunset,
1049
01:15:59,581 --> 01:16:01,915
but then both our parents
are still together!
1050
01:16:01,917 --> 01:16:03,900
Ros, you're awesome.
1051
01:16:03,902 --> 01:16:07,262
Thanks.
You're pretty okay, too.
1052
01:16:09,247 --> 01:16:11,071
How are we gonna
sneak him in?
1053
01:16:15,839 --> 01:16:18,238
Wait, stop. I think
I heard something.
1054
01:16:28,031 --> 01:16:29,120
Um...
1055
01:16:45,568 --> 01:16:50,272
Hmm. There's a startling
lack of, uh, sand.
1056
01:16:52,897 --> 01:16:55,138
Eh...
I'll get the buckets.
1057
01:16:59,842 --> 01:17:01,535
Dad says you spoke to Mum.
1058
01:17:01,537 --> 01:17:03,872
Yeah, she's doing
really well, you know.
1059
01:17:03,874 --> 01:17:06,431
I think this university stuff's
just a temporary thing.
1060
01:17:06,433 --> 01:17:09,409
- She still really likes...
- Stop. Just don't.
1061
01:17:09,411 --> 01:17:12,481
She's had to make a lot of
very difficult choices, Robbie.
1062
01:17:12,483 --> 01:17:14,464
It's not like any
of this is straightforward.
1063
01:17:14,466 --> 01:17:16,417
- And then there's...
- That's dad talking.
1064
01:17:16,419 --> 01:17:19,170
She left us, Ros.
She left us.
1065
01:17:30,722 --> 01:17:33,136
Oh, okay, it's ice cream.
1066
01:17:33,138 --> 01:17:34,448
Say it in...
say it in a British...
1067
01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:37,836
You go ice cream!
1068
01:17:37,838 --> 01:17:38,860
What do you think?
1069
01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:40,237
Well, it's not on fire,
1070
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:42,286
so I guess it's good.
1071
01:17:42,288 --> 01:17:44,782
This has never happened
before, trust me.
1072
01:17:44,784 --> 01:17:47,981
- Now say water bottle.
- Water bottle.
1073
01:17:47,983 --> 01:17:49,934
Water bottle.
1074
01:17:49,936 --> 01:17:51,566
- What was that?
- Oh, just me.
1075
01:17:53,071 --> 01:17:55,181
It sounded
like it was upstairs.
1076
01:17:56,271 --> 01:17:57,998
Oh, actually,
you know what?
1077
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,774
I am tired and would like to go
upstairs to do some sleeping.
1078
01:18:01,776 --> 01:18:04,590
I'm also very tired too,
so, yeah, I should turn in.
1079
01:18:04,592 --> 01:18:07,568
Oh, me too. I'm really tired.
Thank you.
1080
01:18:08,841 --> 01:18:10,374
What's going on?
1081
01:18:10,384 --> 01:18:12,398
There's a sand monster
in the bath.
1082
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,746
It's mean, but we love it.
1083
01:18:16,401 --> 01:18:17,490
Oh...
1084
01:18:23,090 --> 01:18:24,306
Oh!
1085
01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:27,153
Offerings.
1086
01:18:28,947 --> 01:18:32,658
We seriously have to find it
a new place to live.
1087
01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:35,827
Do you think it's the tart?
1088
01:18:37,362 --> 01:18:38,480
There's no way it's the tart.
1089
01:18:38,482 --> 01:18:40,529
- The tart's amazing.
- Yeah?!
1090
01:18:40,531 --> 01:18:42,449
Yeah.
1091
01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:44,272
Actually, do you think
I should check on them?
1092
01:18:44,274 --> 01:18:45,489
Oh, no.
They're up to stuff
1093
01:18:45,491 --> 01:18:47,057
they don't want us
to know about.
1094
01:18:47,059 --> 01:18:48,883
It's like we're
a real family already.
1095
01:19:10,581 --> 01:19:12,948
Mmm... Mm...
1096
01:19:18,549 --> 01:19:20,051
It has to be
one sentence.
1097
01:19:20,053 --> 01:19:21,812
It is, these are
semicolons.
1098
01:19:21,814 --> 01:19:25,396
Wow, a use for punctuation.
Who knew?
1099
01:19:25,398 --> 01:19:28,403
You know, if it's too vague or
if there's holes in it, then...
1100
01:19:28,405 --> 01:19:30,772
It's not.
It's watertight.
1101
01:19:30,774 --> 01:19:33,396
Tomorrow everything will go
back to how it should be.
1102
01:19:33,398 --> 01:19:35,828
Our real parents
back together.
1103
01:19:35,830 --> 01:19:38,740
Not just together.
In love, forever.
1104
01:19:38,742 --> 01:19:40,724
Will be like
we never even met.
1105
01:20:02,903 --> 01:20:05,528
It was my favorite
when I was her age.
1106
01:20:13,753 --> 01:20:16,569
Tell her you got it, though. I don't
want her to think I'm trying to buy her.
1107
01:20:18,168 --> 01:20:22,551
Four children.
Double trouble.
1108
01:20:22,553 --> 01:20:24,375
Do you think we can handle it?
1109
01:20:24,377 --> 01:20:26,072
What's life
without a challenge?
1110
01:20:26,074 --> 01:20:27,673
Really peaceful.
1111
01:20:29,914 --> 01:20:33,495
Oh... I can't wait to see
them grow and blossom.
1112
01:20:33,497 --> 01:20:35,319
Yeah, maybe.
1113
01:20:35,321 --> 01:20:36,952
I wish that they'd
never grow...
1114
01:20:36,954 --> 01:20:39,354
Do not complete
that sentence!
1115
01:20:43,290 --> 01:20:45,018
Hey, you're
supposed to be asleep!
1116
01:20:46,491 --> 01:20:48,858
Oh, Smash, I, uh...
1117
01:20:50,874 --> 01:20:51,995
fixed your phone.
1118
01:20:52,987 --> 01:20:55,451
Uh, thanks.
1119
01:20:56,635 --> 01:20:58,908
It's not as flashy
as it was before but...
1120
01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:02,556
But it works.
That's what counts, right?
1121
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,715
Yeah.
1122
01:21:10,876 --> 01:21:12,028
All right.
1123
01:21:15,644 --> 01:21:17,276
Okay, girls,
go back to sleep now.
1124
01:21:48,543 --> 01:21:50,206
Sunrise.
1125
01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,599
Smash, wake up.
The wish.
1126
01:21:54,718 --> 01:21:56,576
Mmm.
1127
01:22:01,216 --> 01:22:03,422
Stop! No!
1128
01:22:03,424 --> 01:22:06,016
Girls? Girls,
what's going on in there?
1129
01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:13,503
- Why are you wet?
- Um, I...
1130
01:22:13,505 --> 01:22:17,535
Sorry, did we
wake you getting showered?
1131
01:22:17,537 --> 01:22:20,030
This holiday
is just so great.
1132
01:22:20,032 --> 01:22:22,623
- Why sleep through it, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
1133
01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:26,847
We just thought we should make an
early start and see the sun come up.
1134
01:22:26,849 --> 01:22:28,318
Do you know what?
1135
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:32,063
That is a brilliant idea.
Let's do it.
1136
01:22:32,065 --> 01:22:35,872
Let's start the day.
Let's have breakfast on the beach!
1137
01:22:35,874 --> 01:22:37,345
What?
1138
01:22:39,714 --> 01:22:40,705
Ros...
1139
01:22:42,241 --> 01:22:45,152
let's have a bit
of human interaction today.
1140
01:22:45,154 --> 01:22:46,466
Leave the books
behind, all right?
1141
01:23:01,443 --> 01:23:02,691
Them.
1142
01:23:04,227 --> 01:23:05,761
- No!
- Come on,
1143
01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:08,003
if you can rescue a Psammead,
you can do this.
1144
01:23:15,236 --> 01:23:16,293
Ooh.
1145
01:23:21,124 --> 01:23:22,500
Eh...
1146
01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:58,629
You got this. You'll be so cool.
Just do it.
1147
01:23:58,631 --> 01:23:59,876
Ow!
1148
01:23:59,878 --> 01:24:01,477
What are you doing, psycho?
1149
01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:03,909
- I'm sorry, I...
- No.
1150
01:24:03,911 --> 01:24:05,318
You've got issues.
1151
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:08,455
I... I don't know
what came over me.
1152
01:24:10,663 --> 01:24:12,904
So, do you want
to get an ice cream?
1153
01:24:36,425 --> 01:24:38,697
Okay, girls. Time to go.
1154
01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:44,265
Ah...
1155
01:24:54,027 --> 01:24:55,978
Huh?
1156
01:25:00,362 --> 01:25:01,993
Ah...
1157
01:25:11,435 --> 01:25:13,226
Hey!
1158
01:25:13,228 --> 01:25:15,244
I wanna...
I wanna see more photos.
1159
01:25:19,916 --> 01:25:22,473
What's so funny?
1160
01:25:22,475 --> 01:25:23,692
Door's open.
1161
01:25:30,573 --> 01:25:32,683
- We've been robbed!
- What the...?
1162
01:25:43,246 --> 01:25:44,685
Tristan.
1163
01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:51,179
- Ros!
- Tell my dad I've gone for a walk.
1164
01:25:51,181 --> 01:25:52,331
No, I'm coming, too.
1165
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:55,019
No, just, go away, okay?
This is my mess.
1166
01:25:55,021 --> 01:25:56,972
If I hadn't made that stupid
time-travel wish,
1167
01:25:56,974 --> 01:25:58,253
none of this
would have happened.
1168
01:25:58,255 --> 01:25:59,436
I have to sort it out.
1169
01:25:59,438 --> 01:26:02,349
No, you don't.
We do.
1170
01:26:02,351 --> 01:26:04,622
This is our mess, too.
1171
01:26:06,127 --> 01:26:07,980
Fine, just, come on then.
1172
01:26:07,982 --> 01:26:10,508
It'll be pretty easy
to get in.
1173
01:26:10,510 --> 01:26:11,916
We can force
a window or something.
1174
01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:13,520
I mean, the place
is pretty run down.
1175
01:26:19,536 --> 01:26:21,200
Whoa.
1176
01:26:24,207 --> 01:26:25,263
Get off!
1177
01:26:26,415 --> 01:26:28,336
Get off of me!
1178
01:26:31,153 --> 01:26:32,846
Welcome!
1179
01:26:32,848 --> 01:26:35,728
I knew you wouldn't
be able to resist!
1180
01:26:36,784 --> 01:26:39,695
Well... what do you think?
1181
01:26:39,697 --> 01:26:41,582
Dazzling, isn't it?
1182
01:26:41,584 --> 01:26:43,535
When do the fashion police
get here?
1183
01:26:43,537 --> 01:26:45,423
You might still
have time to run.
1184
01:26:47,602 --> 01:26:48,946
Bring them to me.
1185
01:26:50,482 --> 01:26:53,711
But I suppose I do owe you
a debt of gratitude.
1186
01:26:53,713 --> 01:26:55,601
Une French Fancy?
1187
01:26:57,202 --> 01:26:59,055
The only thing we want
is the Psammead.
1188
01:26:59,057 --> 01:27:02,448
- Where is he?
- Psammead?
1189
01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:06,352
Psammead, Psammead,
Psammead, Psammead.
1190
01:27:07,731 --> 01:27:10,128
Psammead...
1191
01:27:10,130 --> 01:27:12,177
Oh!
1192
01:27:12,179 --> 01:27:15,123
You mean
my latest acquisition!
1193
01:27:18,036 --> 01:27:20,467
- What have you done to him?
- Nothing!
1194
01:27:21,459 --> 01:27:23,602
Couple of mild
electric shocks.
1195
01:27:23,604 --> 01:27:26,417
Nothing that would trouble
the Geneva Convention.
1196
01:27:26,419 --> 01:27:27,857
It's a bit of a wuss,
to be honest with you.
1197
01:27:27,859 --> 01:27:29,714
Let him go.
1198
01:27:29,716 --> 01:27:32,499
- He's given you everything that you want.
- This?
1199
01:27:32,501 --> 01:27:36,114
This isjust the beginning.
First thing I thought of.
1200
01:27:36,116 --> 01:27:39,698
Plush pad,
purple lady army, velvet.
1201
01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:43,124
And it's refusing
to give me any more. Hmm?
1202
01:28:02,709 --> 01:28:05,716
Please...
1203
01:28:05,718 --> 01:28:08,596
- I can't.
- Do you see?
1204
01:28:08,598 --> 01:28:12,790
I need you kids
to help me change its mind.
1205
01:28:14,007 --> 01:28:15,668
It won't listen to us.
1206
01:28:15,670 --> 01:28:18,644
It can only do one wish a day.
Any more is dangerous for him.
1207
01:28:18,646 --> 01:28:19,637
He could hurt himself.
1208
01:28:19,639 --> 01:28:21,141
Oh, Ros, my dear child.
1209
01:28:21,143 --> 01:28:23,414
I don't need you
to talk to it.
1210
01:28:23,416 --> 01:28:28,182
I need you here
so that I can change its mind.
1211
01:28:28,184 --> 01:28:29,944
Get off my sister!
1212
01:28:30,935 --> 01:28:32,407
Please don't hurt them.
1213
01:28:33,719 --> 01:28:37,879
Well, that's rather
up to you, isn't it?
1214
01:28:37,881 --> 01:28:41,784
More wishes, please.
1215
01:28:43,385 --> 01:28:45,334
Very well.
1216
01:28:45,336 --> 01:28:48,920
If you must.
Make a wish.
1217
01:28:49,976 --> 01:28:51,063
I wish that...
1218
01:28:51,065 --> 01:28:54,232
Ah! Very good, very good!
1219
01:28:54,234 --> 01:28:56,024
Nearly got me there.
Shoot that one first.
1220
01:28:57,145 --> 01:28:58,457
Stop.
1221
01:29:00,377 --> 01:29:04,792
Take your wish, Tristan Trent.
It will be your last.
1222
01:29:04,794 --> 01:29:06,551
Yes, yes.
Spare me the platitudes.
1223
01:29:06,553 --> 01:29:09,240
Gold!
1224
01:29:09,242 --> 01:29:11,544
I wish for gold, creature.
1225
01:29:11,546 --> 01:29:14,395
Beyond the dreams of man.
1226
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,771
Where's my gold?
1227
01:29:59,901 --> 01:30:04,284
Children...
you have to...
1228
01:30:04,286 --> 01:30:06,716
you-you-you have to...
1229
01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:16,573
It's okay, Psammead.
We'll take care of you.
1230
01:30:16,575 --> 01:30:20,639
No. You have to leave.
1231
01:30:21,663 --> 01:30:22,814
Now.
1232
01:30:24,990 --> 01:30:28,192
Ooh, yeah.
1233
01:30:57,025 --> 01:30:58,592
Help!
1234
01:31:36,388 --> 01:31:38,404
Poor sand monster.
1235
01:31:41,987 --> 01:31:45,059
Sammy? Sammy!
1236
01:31:46,148 --> 01:31:49,541
No. No. No...
1237
01:31:53,733 --> 01:31:55,651
Robbie, Robbie, stop.
1238
01:31:55,653 --> 01:31:57,699
No. No...
1239
01:31:57,701 --> 01:32:00,164
I... I can't.
1240
01:32:03,942 --> 01:32:05,731
I can't.
1241
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,752
Shoe sand, yum, yum.
1242
01:32:42,504 --> 01:32:44,487
Maudie.
1243
01:32:46,376 --> 01:32:48,294
Sand monster's hungry.
1244
01:33:11,273 --> 01:33:12,937
Do you mind?
1245
01:33:38,987 --> 01:33:40,169
Careful.
1246
01:33:40,171 --> 01:33:41,929
You're gonna love
this new beach.
1247
01:33:41,931 --> 01:33:44,044
- What's the sand like?
- Be quiet.
1248
01:33:45,964 --> 01:33:48,010
Shh.
1249
01:33:48,012 --> 01:33:50,700
Oh...
I'll take that.
1250
01:33:58,156 --> 01:33:59,499
Okay, let's go.
1251
01:33:59,501 --> 01:34:01,227
Last day, let's make
the most of it.
1252
01:34:01,229 --> 01:34:04,107
I can take your bag
for you. Yeah.
1253
01:34:04,109 --> 01:34:05,612
Thank you!
1254
01:34:07,021 --> 01:34:09,516
I think
I'm sitting on a snorkel.
1255
01:34:12,621 --> 01:34:13,900
Ow!
1256
01:34:13,902 --> 01:34:15,437
- Oh!
- Sorry!
1257
01:34:29,646 --> 01:34:31,052
Mind your head.
1258
01:34:31,054 --> 01:34:33,164
All right.
1259
01:34:33,166 --> 01:34:34,892
Hurry!
1260
01:34:34,894 --> 01:34:37,645
Girls! What's that?
Where are you going?
1261
01:34:37,647 --> 01:34:39,788
What's that?!
1262
01:34:39,790 --> 01:34:41,710
It's just a shell, baby.
1263
01:34:45,488 --> 01:34:47,310
See?
1264
01:34:47,312 --> 01:34:48,943
Okay, I'm over it now.
1265
01:34:49,936 --> 01:34:51,407
Okay.
1266
01:35:01,905 --> 01:35:03,184
Hmm...
1267
01:35:22,207 --> 01:35:24,221
Good grain.
1268
01:35:24,223 --> 01:35:26,143
That's quality.
1269
01:35:41,408 --> 01:35:43,103
So, this will do?
1270
01:35:43,105 --> 01:35:45,310
Oh, yes.
I'm digging deep.
1271
01:35:45,312 --> 01:35:50,047
No one's finding me for another
hundred years, if I have any luck.
1272
01:35:50,049 --> 01:35:52,416
Now, if you'll excuse me.
1273
01:35:52,418 --> 01:35:55,552
- Wait!
- Our final wish.
1274
01:35:55,554 --> 01:36:00,002
Okay, for the last time.
Wish me.
1275
01:36:01,826 --> 01:36:04,738
So... you're really
gonna do it then?
1276
01:36:05,955 --> 01:36:08,576
Yeah, our mum and dad
back together.
1277
01:36:08,578 --> 01:36:10,627
Robbie, don't you want
to be happy?
1278
01:36:19,074 --> 01:36:21,793
"We wish to create a mobile
phone application..."
1279
01:36:21,795 --> 01:36:23,073
Mmm?
1280
01:36:23,075 --> 01:36:24,770
"...hereafter referred to
as an app..."
1281
01:36:24,772 --> 01:36:26,849
- Ros...
- What?
1282
01:36:26,851 --> 01:36:30,114
Why is your shoe flashing?
1283
01:36:30,116 --> 01:36:32,481
I don't know, but...
1284
01:36:32,483 --> 01:36:35,361
Where is it? Eh?
1285
01:36:35,363 --> 01:36:37,220
- Where is it?
- I don't...
1286
01:36:42,437 --> 01:36:44,357
I have a signal!
1287
01:36:45,381 --> 01:36:47,301
Yay, we have a signal.
1288
01:36:48,612 --> 01:36:51,522
Okay...
1289
01:36:51,524 --> 01:36:55,686
Two-hundred and eighty-seven emails.
Nineteen voicemails.
1290
01:37:01,510 --> 01:37:04,195
I'm on vacation.
1291
01:37:10,886 --> 01:37:13,092
Is that...?
Hang on.
1292
01:37:18,758 --> 01:37:20,645
- Show me to its nest.
- Ow!
1293
01:37:20,647 --> 01:37:22,725
Where it does its business!
1294
01:37:22,727 --> 01:37:25,285
Take me to its lair!
Its dwelling place!
1295
01:37:25,287 --> 01:37:28,614
What are you doing?!
1296
01:37:28,616 --> 01:37:30,853
- What's going on?
- Stinking...
1297
01:37:30,855 --> 01:37:32,518
- What's going on?!
- Stay out of this, this doesn't concern you.
1298
01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:34,374
It's between me
and these children.
1299
01:37:34,376 --> 01:37:36,901
Hang on a minute. Just calm down.
I'm sure we can all...
1300
01:37:36,903 --> 01:37:38,053
Yeah, I think
you should calm down.
1301
01:37:38,055 --> 01:37:39,078
Let me carry out
my investigation.
1302
01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:40,069
Mr. Trent, be reasonable.
1303
01:37:40,071 --> 01:37:41,510
I'm being reasonable!
1304
01:37:41,512 --> 01:37:43,751
I've not shot them
or flogged them, have I?
1305
01:37:43,753 --> 01:37:46,886
Now why don't you toddle off into
the dunes with your American tart,
1306
01:37:46,888 --> 01:37:48,614
and let me take care
of business?
1307
01:37:51,112 --> 01:37:53,254
You keep your hands
off my family!
1308
01:37:53,256 --> 01:37:54,918
Alice, phone the police.
1309
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:58,250
Oh, yes. Um, well,
I have a phone, too.
1310
01:37:59,369 --> 01:38:00,874
Four bars.
1311
01:38:07,529 --> 01:38:09,321
Ros, stop.
1312
01:38:10,409 --> 01:38:13,545
No, Ros, no.
1313
01:38:13,547 --> 01:38:16,938
But the wish, I...
I never made the wish!
1314
01:38:18,570 --> 01:38:21,291
It was just here.
It can't have gone far.
1315
01:38:23,211 --> 01:38:25,290
Why aren't you helping me?!
1316
01:38:26,570 --> 01:38:28,585
It... it's gone, Ros.
1317
01:38:28,587 --> 01:38:31,690
No. I want it back.
I want it back!
1318
01:38:31,692 --> 01:38:33,291
Let it go.
1319
01:38:36,652 --> 01:38:38,410
Well, I... I don't know
about anyone else,
1320
01:38:38,412 --> 01:38:41,067
but I'm still looking forward
to hearing this ludicrous wish.
1321
01:38:48,044 --> 01:38:50,826
We wish...
1322
01:38:50,828 --> 01:38:52,621
Can they say
goodbye first?
1323
01:38:58,669 --> 01:39:00,813
We had a good time,
didn't we?
1324
01:39:02,253 --> 01:39:03,917
We had the best.
1325
01:39:09,069 --> 01:39:11,085
But I don't
wanna say goodbye.
1326
01:39:12,174 --> 01:39:15,533
But we have to, Maudie.
We have to.
1327
01:39:23,182 --> 01:39:24,751
I wish...
1328
01:39:27,727 --> 01:39:29,103
I wish...
1329
01:39:42,511 --> 01:39:43,952
I wish...
1330
01:39:50,384 --> 01:39:54,255
I wish that you have a long,
peaceful sleep in the sand,
1331
01:39:54,257 --> 01:39:57,776
and no one disturbs you for at
least another hundred years.
1332
01:39:58,928 --> 01:40:01,200
Maybe there's hope for you yet.
1333
01:40:06,001 --> 01:40:09,583
- Goodbye, Psammead.
- Bye, Psammead.
1334
01:40:09,585 --> 01:40:11,281
Thanks for the horrible wishes.
1335
01:40:12,529 --> 01:40:14,127
Well, goodbye, children.
1336
01:40:14,129 --> 01:40:15,570
It's been awful knowing you.
1337
01:40:16,690 --> 01:40:19,249
Bye-bye, sand monster.
1338
01:40:23,378 --> 01:40:24,883
See you never.
1339
01:40:26,770 --> 01:40:29,042
That I can promise.
1340
01:40:44,051 --> 01:40:45,330
And just the way
he was behaving.
1341
01:40:45,332 --> 01:40:46,833
Don't... don't... now,
don't arrest me.
1342
01:40:46,835 --> 01:40:48,978
There's been a misunderstanding.
Un-arrest me.
1343
01:40:48,980 --> 01:40:51,697
Arrest them!
If you're gonna arrest anybody.
1344
01:40:51,699 --> 01:40:54,067
He struck me, she's American,
1345
01:40:54,069 --> 01:40:56,370
they destroyed my house
with a magical sand thing!
1346
01:40:56,372 --> 01:40:59,156
It decimated my mansion!
It's in ruins!
1347
01:41:03,348 --> 01:41:04,533
Kids?
1348
01:41:05,620 --> 01:41:07,475
Are you all right?
1349
01:41:07,477 --> 01:41:09,971
We're fine.
1350
01:41:09,973 --> 01:41:11,797
We're all completely fine.
1351
01:42:32,955 --> 01:42:35,674
- There you go.
- Thank you.
1352
01:42:38,298 --> 01:42:40,376
I wish I could be
a writer one day.
1353
01:42:40,378 --> 01:42:43,450
Well, you're never too old
for wishes, huh?
1354
01:42:47,420 --> 01:42:49,276
Have a nice day.
1355
01:42:51,196 --> 01:42:53,948
Could you sign it
for Jacqueline, please?
1356
01:42:56,027 --> 01:42:57,628
Of course!
1357
01:43:06,429 --> 01:43:08,060
Thank you.
1358
01:43:11,397 --> 01:43:13,658
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