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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,169 --> 00:00:13,709 'Let's see what's behind the magic door. 2 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:16,793 'Is she legalising sodomy? Bestiality?' 3 00:00:16,918 --> 00:00:20,334 'Is she legalising gross, indecent acts between consenting people?' 4 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:22,209 'If they vote yes for divorce, 5 00:00:22,334 --> 00:00:24,584 they're rejecting the teachings of Christ.' 6 00:00:25,168 --> 00:00:28,168 'If you're playing around, the stakes are too high 7 00:00:28,293 --> 00:00:30,543 because you're gambling...with AIDS.' 8 00:00:31,209 --> 00:00:33,918 'Rumour has it that he is a friend of Dorothy.' 9 00:00:35,751 --> 00:00:38,334 '...are assuring citizens that mad cow disease 10 00:00:38,459 --> 00:00:40,084 will not make people mad.' 11 00:00:41,418 --> 00:00:44,208 'Celebrations as the 57th Battalion returns 12 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,333 from a six-month tour of the Lebanon.' 13 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:49,250 'The team was led by Commandant Ian Cotter.' 14 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:53,542 'We worked with the locals in humanitarian issues, clean water...' 15 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:57,625 'Super, and I suppose you won't be the man of the house anymore.' 16 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:59,625 'Man of the house?' 17 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:03,000 'Are you going to join the army?' - '100%, I've already enrolled.' 18 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:05,167 Jack, turn it off, dinner's on the table. 19 00:01:05,292 --> 00:01:07,625 'I've been working out loads.' 20 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:10,042 Where's your brother? - He's training. 21 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:13,792 'Another military town boy for the slaughter.' 22 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:15,292 'Only joking.' 23 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:17,124 How many has he done? 24 00:01:19,957 --> 00:01:23,166 Almost one. - Hm. 25 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:37,457 # We didn't have nowhere to live 26 00:01:37,582 --> 00:01:39,582 # We didn't have nowhere to go... # 27 00:01:39,707 --> 00:01:41,749 Come on, lads! 28 00:01:43,124 --> 00:01:45,332 Faster! Come on, you pansies! 29 00:01:45,457 --> 00:01:47,291 # It was on the 15th floor 30 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:49,373 # It had a board across the door 31 00:01:50,373 --> 00:01:54,540 # It took an hour to prise it off and get inside 32 00:01:54,665 --> 00:01:57,081 # It smelled as if someone had died 33 00:01:57,206 --> 00:01:59,123 # The living room was full of flies 34 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:01,498 # The kitchen sink was blocked 35 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,665 # The bathroom sink not there at all 36 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:07,915 # Ooh, it's a mess all right 37 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,998 # Yes, it's Mile End # 38 00:02:21,372 --> 00:02:22,830 Jesus Christ! 39 00:02:22,955 --> 00:02:24,830 Stop! 40 00:02:24,955 --> 00:02:26,997 Get down! - Stop! 41 00:02:27,122 --> 00:02:29,664 Stop! Stop! 42 00:02:29,789 --> 00:02:31,872 It's live ammo, you're gonna die! 43 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:37,789 Fucking idiots. 44 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,705 Stop! 45 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:45,164 # I never thought I'd live so high... # - Stop! Stop! 46 00:02:45,289 --> 00:02:47,455 # If it didn't look like hell # 47 00:02:47,664 --> 00:02:49,164 Oh, she was too toothy. 48 00:02:49,289 --> 00:02:52,164 It's like a sock of rotten strawberries down there. 49 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:53,788 Aw, yeah. - Yeah. 50 00:02:54,621 --> 00:02:55,746 Amber! 51 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,246 What's for lunch? Carpet? - Not today. 52 00:02:58,371 --> 00:03:00,371 Your mam's getting it shampooed. 53 00:03:00,496 --> 00:03:02,996 Fucking lezzer. 54 00:03:04,621 --> 00:03:07,163 Eddie, did you ever shift yet? 55 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,663 Uh... No. 56 00:03:10,246 --> 00:03:12,954 I just haven't met the right-- - Are you a faggot? 57 00:03:13,079 --> 00:03:14,954 No. 58 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,038 No, no, no... 59 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,746 Come on, you have to like someone. 60 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:20,954 Yeah. No, I... Uh... 61 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,246 Uh... 62 00:03:26,163 --> 00:03:27,912 What? - Uh... 63 00:03:28,328 --> 00:03:29,870 Uh... - Hurry up. 64 00:03:29,995 --> 00:03:32,162 Tracey... 65 00:03:33,037 --> 00:03:35,120 Tracey. Because she's super hot. 66 00:03:35,745 --> 00:03:36,870 Waits up. 67 00:03:37,995 --> 00:03:39,245 Where are you going? 68 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,995 K-Kev? 69 00:03:42,828 --> 00:03:44,370 Kev? 70 00:03:44,787 --> 00:03:46,120 Kevin! 71 00:03:53,828 --> 00:03:56,828 Come here. Eddie wants to shift you. 72 00:04:07,577 --> 00:04:09,411 She said she wanted it. 73 00:04:10,577 --> 00:04:11,911 She said yes! 74 00:04:12,036 --> 00:04:14,452 Nice one. Go on, get some of that. Yeah. 75 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:16,827 Great. That's great. 76 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,786 Oh, fuck. 77 00:04:23,994 --> 00:04:26,244 You look like a shit version of that guy from Blur. 78 00:04:26,786 --> 00:04:27,869 Thanks. 79 00:04:31,701 --> 00:04:32,785 Ready? 80 00:04:34,118 --> 00:04:35,285 Mm-hm. 81 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,951 OK... I... Sorry... 82 00:04:40,076 --> 00:04:42,368 Mwah... 83 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:45,910 Yeah... That's nice. 84 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:49,118 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 85 00:04:49,618 --> 00:04:50,951 Yeah, that's it. 86 00:04:51,076 --> 00:04:52,826 Yeah, no, that is it. 87 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:55,826 Shut your damn mouth. - OK. Yeah. 88 00:04:56,576 --> 00:04:58,826 OK... OK. 89 00:04:59,451 --> 00:05:02,576 Hey, did you see that show last night, "My So-Called Life"? 90 00:05:02,701 --> 00:05:04,992 It's good, she dyes her hair in the-- - Shut up. 91 00:05:05,117 --> 00:05:06,867 OK... OK. 92 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,367 No, no, no. 93 00:05:24,617 --> 00:05:26,200 Are you kidding me? 94 00:05:27,242 --> 00:05:29,325 Bwahhh... That was... 95 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:31,409 ...great. 96 00:05:31,534 --> 00:05:35,992 That was great. It was great. Thank you for...for that. Uh... 97 00:05:37,741 --> 00:05:43,283 Oh... Stupid...bell. 98 00:05:44,574 --> 00:05:45,783 OK. 99 00:05:45,908 --> 00:05:47,158 I'm just gonna... 100 00:05:48,324 --> 00:05:50,991 Oh, thank you again for that. Thank you. 101 00:05:58,533 --> 00:06:02,949 Two or the same as. 102 00:06:03,074 --> 00:06:04,658 Just remember that, at least. 103 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:07,658 So, the full bit is a low standard deviation indicates 104 00:06:07,783 --> 00:06:11,240 the value must be close to or the same as... 105 00:06:12,532 --> 00:06:15,032 the mean or expected value. Got that? 106 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:18,782 Yeah, me neither. All right. Give number four on page 60... 107 00:06:18,907 --> 00:06:22,115 Hey, Eddie, how come you didn't touch Tracey's boob? 108 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,657 Jesus, Kev! - Kev, what is wrong with you? 109 00:06:24,782 --> 00:06:27,365 What? It's true, he didn't, they just said it. 110 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:29,490 It's not my fault he doesn't like girls. 111 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:32,657 I love boobs. - All right, yeah, thank you. 112 00:06:32,782 --> 00:06:34,407 So, um, anyway... 113 00:07:09,031 --> 00:07:11,156 What the fuck? - Shit. 114 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,905 You perving on us? - I said 30 minutes. 115 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,155 What can I say? We had to make it last. 116 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,905 Yeah, I wish. That place is filthy. 117 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:25,280 I know, you should really get a hotel 118 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:26,821 Hm. 119 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,946 Have you thought about what you're going to do next year? 120 00:07:30,071 --> 00:07:31,321 Fucking lesbian! 121 00:07:31,446 --> 00:07:33,863 Wha...? 122 00:07:34,738 --> 00:07:37,071 I...I am NOT a lesbian. 123 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,738 What were those two up to? 124 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,487 Dunno. - Teen pregnancy waiting to happen. 125 00:07:51,529 --> 00:07:53,154 You had me at 19. 126 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:55,195 It'd be an ugly bloody baby at that. 127 00:07:56,195 --> 00:07:57,195 I'm going to do... 128 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,279 Remember, boys don't respect girls that spread their legs. 129 00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:01,695 Mam! 130 00:08:04,695 --> 00:08:06,779 Your dad would be so proud of you. 131 00:08:08,945 --> 00:08:10,737 Do you want to stay home tomorrow? 132 00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:12,945 The school will understand. 133 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:16,695 We could light a candle for his anniversary. 134 00:08:17,945 --> 00:08:19,111 It's OK. 135 00:08:20,111 --> 00:08:21,236 Thanks. 136 00:08:25,236 --> 00:08:27,194 Would you not try a bit of lipstick? 137 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:30,194 Jesus, mam, make up your mind! 138 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:13,360 You've got to be fucking kidding me. Another six months? 139 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:16,693 No, you don't have to do it twice, you applied for that! 140 00:09:16,818 --> 00:09:19,152 Hannah, I... - Just open the door. 141 00:09:33,942 --> 00:09:35,984 Ready for the first fitness test? - Mm-hm. 142 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,484 Great. Can you, um...do a chin-up yet? 143 00:09:39,609 --> 00:09:40,692 Ian. - What? 144 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:43,442 There's more to life than chin-ups. - Not in the Cadets. 145 00:09:44,776 --> 00:09:47,442 Uh... Eddie shifted a girl today. 146 00:09:49,734 --> 00:09:50,734 Oh. 147 00:09:51,109 --> 00:09:53,401 Word is he didn't touch her tits. - Jack! 148 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,400 Who said that? - A few people like, you know... 149 00:09:56,525 --> 00:09:58,983 A few people in every class, like everyone... 150 00:09:59,108 --> 00:10:01,191 Everyone said it. - Look. Sh. It's fine. 151 00:10:01,316 --> 00:10:03,566 That's all right, that's respectful, right? 152 00:10:03,691 --> 00:10:06,066 No, no, I didn't have time! The bell rang! 153 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:08,858 I was literally about to grab it. - Jesus! 154 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,775 Is she your girlfriend? 155 00:10:12,525 --> 00:10:14,691 W-We don't want to put a label on it. 156 00:10:15,441 --> 00:10:17,233 But, yes. - Good. 157 00:10:18,441 --> 00:10:20,400 That's good, you're becoming a man. 158 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:23,066 See? I knew we didn't have to worry. 159 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:25,983 Jesus, Ian. 160 00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:30,107 I just don't know if I can vote. 161 00:10:31,024 --> 00:10:33,107 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 162 00:10:37,649 --> 00:10:39,899 Hey. Hey! Hey... 163 00:10:45,857 --> 00:10:47,690 This place is such a hole. 164 00:10:51,774 --> 00:10:53,065 Hello? 165 00:10:59,315 --> 00:11:02,106 Wahey, wanker! State of him. 166 00:11:03,481 --> 00:11:04,981 Hey, Tracey. 167 00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:08,731 Uh, do you wanna go to the cinema sometime? 168 00:11:09,814 --> 00:11:11,148 Huh? 169 00:11:11,273 --> 00:11:14,564 Or just like a milkshake. Maybe? 170 00:11:16,523 --> 00:11:18,356 No? OK. Uh... 171 00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:20,273 Just meet my parents? 172 00:11:21,064 --> 00:11:22,273 Fuck off. 173 00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:23,731 OK. 174 00:11:25,814 --> 00:11:27,981 It's fine. I'm gonna go this way. 175 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,148 OK, OK, OK, OK... 176 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,563 Homo! 177 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:48,647 # Feels like nothing 178 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:52,480 # And it looks like you're nothing at all... # 179 00:11:52,605 --> 00:11:53,897 Fuck! 180 00:11:57,272 --> 00:12:00,313 Did you throw a rock at me? - You didn't stop. Anyway... 181 00:12:01,147 --> 00:12:02,230 I'll go out with you. 182 00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:05,896 What? - On a date! 183 00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:07,812 Wanna go out or not? 184 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,229 Benders! 185 00:12:15,021 --> 00:12:16,146 OK. 186 00:12:16,979 --> 00:12:19,146 Oscar's Cinema. 7 PM. 187 00:12:23,937 --> 00:12:26,396 'The cancer, it's spread.' 188 00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:31,104 'Oh... No.' 189 00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:34,771 'You can't just make me fall in love with you and then die.' 190 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,478 'Do you think I wanna leave you, Karen?' 191 00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:43,020 'I love you more than anything, 192 00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:45,811 you and our unborn child.' 193 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,020 'I'll never let him forget you.' 194 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,186 'It's a boy?' - 'Yes!' 195 00:12:56,311 --> 00:12:57,478 'Oh, Karen!' 196 00:12:57,603 --> 00:13:00,978 People are all over Oasis, but fuck them, 197 00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:02,645 it's all about Bikini Kill. 198 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:05,311 Kathleen Hanna is proper punk. 199 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,770 Have you heard them? 200 00:13:06,895 --> 00:13:08,311 Of course not. 201 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:12,394 And what do you see? Female bass players, that's it. 202 00:13:12,519 --> 00:13:16,727 So, you think women shouldn't play bass? - Of course they should be bass players! 203 00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:19,102 Don't fucking... - Don't touch me! 204 00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:22,852 Fucking patriarchy! Have you read Simone de Beauvoir? 205 00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:25,852 Uh, it's, uh... 206 00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,477 It's on my list. 207 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,560 So, why do you want to join the fascist war machine? 208 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,310 What? - The army. 209 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,143 I believe... 210 00:13:48,226 --> 00:13:52,351 ...that the fire of war turns one into a man. 211 00:13:52,476 --> 00:13:57,393 It's the Irish army. They're more likely to be filling in for bin men on strike. 212 00:13:58,143 --> 00:13:59,684 What else can I do? 213 00:14:00,726 --> 00:14:02,476 Besides, it's a family tradition. 214 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,059 Was your grandad in the army too? - No, he was a farmer. 215 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:10,893 It needs to be more than one person in order to be a tradition. 216 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,268 Yeah, well, I'll make it a tradition, then! 217 00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:14,768 Jesus. 218 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,225 She's holding his hand. 219 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,058 Jesus, Ireland's roads are so shit. 220 00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:36,142 Did I give you my condolences about your dad? 221 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:40,850 You probably muttered "I'm sorry for your troubles" at some point. 222 00:14:40,975 --> 00:14:43,517 Good. That was good of me. 223 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,392 And I'm sorry for your troubles. 224 00:14:46,975 --> 00:14:48,516 You didn't make him do it. 225 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,557 Or did you? 226 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:55,057 No, no, of course not! 227 00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:58,599 Joking. - Jesus, Amber. 228 00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:11,891 Thanks. 229 00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:16,224 I had fun. 230 00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:19,307 Really? - Yeah. 231 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,390 OK. 232 00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:30,890 W-What the hell are you doing?! - I don't know! I thought that... 233 00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:33,140 You're gay! - Gay for boobs! 234 00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,598 I can see your hard-on under the desk for Sweeney! 235 00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,181 I like his clothes. 236 00:15:38,306 --> 00:15:41,015 One, only a gay guy would say that. 237 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,140 And two, he dresses like shit, 238 00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:46,765 which you would know because gays have a great sense of fashion. 239 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:49,223 Well, there you go, there you go, I'm not gay. So... 240 00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:51,265 Yes, you are. 241 00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:56,472 So am I. 242 00:16:00,055 --> 00:16:03,805 Aren't you tired of being called a faggot? 243 00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:05,889 Well, yes, because I'm not one. 244 00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:10,472 We pretend to go out just to get everyone to leave us alone. 245 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,972 Just until school is over and we can get out of this dump. 246 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,014 Amber, I'm not... 247 00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,847 ...ready for a serious relationship. - Eddie... 248 00:16:23,972 --> 00:16:26,304 I just broke up with Tracey 249 00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:29,471 and I need to play that field. 250 00:16:30,138 --> 00:16:32,763 Play that field. And I-I don't want to get tied... 251 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:34,721 down. 252 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,179 OK. 253 00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:42,679 Jesus, just forget I said anything. - I think that'd be best. 254 00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:11,678 Faster! Come on, you pansies! 255 00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:13,720 This isn't knitting club! 256 00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:15,637 Faster! 257 00:17:16,428 --> 00:17:18,095 Come on, Cotter! 258 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,678 I'll make a man out of you yet. 259 00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:23,137 'Hey.' - 'Hi, how are you?' 260 00:17:23,262 --> 00:17:25,970 'Good, you?' - 'Good. I like your bike.' 261 00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,970 'Cheers.' - 'It's cool.' 262 00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:30,636 'A guide to love-making.' 263 00:17:45,052 --> 00:17:48,802 'Jesus will now make the vagina slippery 264 00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:51,052 to accept the man's love.' 265 00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:56,719 Not Amber's. 266 00:17:57,469 --> 00:17:58,469 Kev. 267 00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:02,261 'Remember, you have an audience.' 268 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,426 'God bless us all.' 269 00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:32,510 So sensitive. I mean, it's not offensive, it's a fact. 270 00:18:32,635 --> 00:18:35,342 Obviously it's Oasis. - Blur! 271 00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:37,050 Oasis! - Blur! 272 00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:47,217 What? 273 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,842 Do you want the shifts? 274 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,134 Yes. 275 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,467 Yes, I do. 276 00:19:08,841 --> 00:19:09,841 Well? 277 00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:11,758 Fine. 278 00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:14,174 I'll be your boyfriend. 279 00:19:15,091 --> 00:19:16,591 Pretend-boyfriend... 280 00:19:16,716 --> 00:19:19,633 Pretend-real boyfriend. 281 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,216 Just till school is over. 282 00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:22,466 Yeah. - Yeah. 283 00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:23,799 Or... - Yeah. 284 00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:25,383 Or longer. No? 285 00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:28,466 OK. - Sss... 286 00:19:28,591 --> 00:19:30,341 Just because we are... 287 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:35,049 You know, uh... - You can say it. Gay. 288 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,508 Well, just because... - I'm gay, you're gay. 289 00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,591 We're gay. Two big gays. - OK... 290 00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:41,298 A big, gay wall. - Stop saying it. 291 00:19:41,423 --> 00:19:43,882 Stop. And there's nothing gay about the wall. 292 00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:47,090 But it doesn't matter what we are, but we don't have to be. 293 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,673 Sure. - OK. 294 00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,257 Ah, mm, ugh... - If it's gonna work... 295 00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:58,965 What, "ugh"? It's a hand! So, just take it 296 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,673 because people need to think that we like each other, so, take it. 297 00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,715 See it's... - We have to... Yeah, thank you. 298 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,548 This was your stupid plan. 299 00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:11,423 X there... 300 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:17,797 OK, so, substitute your known values into the... 301 00:20:24,506 --> 00:20:26,006 Eddie, how far did you get? 302 00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:30,547 Mm... 303 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:32,547 Nice. 304 00:20:32,672 --> 00:20:35,589 I always thought you two were benders. - Kev! 305 00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:38,131 That's it. Principal's office. - What? 306 00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:41,172 But...I'm being nice! I'm saying they're not benders! 307 00:20:41,297 --> 00:20:42,214 Now. 308 00:20:43,381 --> 00:20:44,381 Oh, my... 309 00:20:46,671 --> 00:20:47,796 Quicker. 310 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:53,005 I'm going...as fast... 311 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,713 Guys, no touching. 312 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:16,630 Eddie, could you hang on a sec? 313 00:21:19,629 --> 00:21:21,004 I'll, uh... 314 00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:23,295 see you outside... 315 00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:26,212 ...sweetheart? 316 00:21:26,337 --> 00:21:27,837 Sure thing, babe. 317 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,795 Everything OK? 318 00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:39,379 Yeah. 319 00:21:39,504 --> 00:21:42,754 Just if the guys are giving you stick, you can talk to me. 320 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:46,837 They're not. They're not, it's just, um... 321 00:21:48,254 --> 00:21:49,628 It's just... 322 00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:53,378 High...jinks. High jinks. It's high, high jinks. 323 00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:56,169 OK. 324 00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:01,836 Well, if you need to talk, I'm here, all right? 325 00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:05,711 Mm-hm. - OK, cool. See you later. 326 00:22:05,836 --> 00:22:06,961 OK. 327 00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:31,585 Did you confess your love for Sweeney? 328 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:32,710 Shut up. 329 00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,877 I don't get it, he looks like a maths teacher. 330 00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:37,877 Because you're a lesbian and he is a maths teacher. 331 00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:41,793 Speaking of which, you should act a little less...you know... 332 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,627 ...mannishly. 333 00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:46,377 What? 334 00:22:47,418 --> 00:22:48,627 Walk more feminine. 335 00:22:49,002 --> 00:22:51,835 Feminine? - Yes, fem... Just a bit of hip! 336 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,334 So, like you? 337 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,751 Wait, what am I doing wrong? 338 00:22:58,417 --> 00:23:01,751 Basically, walk like you're repressing all of your emotions 339 00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:03,501 and you have no joints. 340 00:23:04,876 --> 00:23:05,751 OK. 341 00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,542 No, no! 342 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,751 By the way, if anyone asks, I have already fingered you. 343 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:13,917 After one day?! 344 00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:16,626 I want people to think I'm straight, not a slut. 345 00:23:17,542 --> 00:23:20,001 Wasn't slut a patrarchal construct? 346 00:23:20,501 --> 00:23:21,459 Patriarchal! 347 00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:23,459 A patriarchal construct. - Jesus! 348 00:23:23,626 --> 00:23:26,084 This is what happens when you teach men new words. 349 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:33,125 And they pay you ten quid? - Yep. 350 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,291 Who? - Everyone. 351 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,750 Your mam has no clue? - No. 352 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:41,791 How much have you made? 353 00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:44,083 Nearly 2,000. 354 00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:46,166 Yeah, that's a lot of tenners. 355 00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,916 Well, there are a lot of horny teens. 356 00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:51,583 Plus, I need as much as I can get. 357 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:55,416 The minute school is over, I am out of here. 358 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125 This place will kill you. 359 00:24:03,457 --> 00:24:04,707 Where are you gonna go? 360 00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:06,832 London. 361 00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:10,124 I'm going to open an anarchist bookshop, 362 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,040 but with franchise potential. 363 00:24:13,082 --> 00:24:14,832 It's a good idea. - Yeah. 364 00:24:15,457 --> 00:24:18,415 Anyway, I'd better go. 365 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,040 Some horny teens need me. 366 00:24:21,624 --> 00:24:23,290 Come to my house for dinner tomorrow? 367 00:24:25,374 --> 00:24:26,665 OK. 368 00:24:28,415 --> 00:24:31,956 Wear something girly! - I will if you won't! 369 00:24:41,539 --> 00:24:44,498 First girlfriend home for dinner. - Second girlfriend. 370 00:24:45,539 --> 00:24:47,581 I thought the first one didn't count or... 371 00:24:47,706 --> 00:24:49,248 No, she definitely does. 372 00:24:49,373 --> 00:24:51,414 Oh. 373 00:24:52,831 --> 00:24:55,248 You'd better get changed. Amber's gonna be here. 374 00:24:55,373 --> 00:24:58,956 Who? - Eddie's Amber. Amber Keenan. 375 00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:02,914 Oh, right, yes. Yeah, right. 376 00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:07,163 Didn't she find her dad hanging-- - Not the time, Ian. 377 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,288 Right. 378 00:25:09,038 --> 00:25:11,580 Uh, how did the fitness test go? - Great. 379 00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:12,788 Good. 380 00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,830 Imagine if the Commandant's son didn't make the cut. 381 00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:18,455 I'd never live it down. 382 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:20,497 I mean, of course I would. 383 00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:22,455 Of course I WOULD. Of course you will. 384 00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:27,413 Yeah, you should...go and get that. 385 00:25:30,538 --> 00:25:31,913 Oh, my God. 386 00:25:40,287 --> 00:25:41,662 You look beautiful. 387 00:25:42,412 --> 00:25:43,662 Thanks. 388 00:25:44,454 --> 00:25:46,996 You're welcome. So, can I... - Mm... 389 00:25:47,121 --> 00:25:48,329 Come here. 390 00:25:49,037 --> 00:25:50,412 Right, OK. 391 00:25:50,537 --> 00:25:52,121 Come in. - Hi! 392 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,454 Hello. - Come in, please. 393 00:26:08,371 --> 00:26:09,786 Um... 394 00:26:09,911 --> 00:26:13,620 Amber, Eddie was saying that you help your mam out in the caravan park. 395 00:26:13,745 --> 00:26:14,620 I hate it. 396 00:26:16,245 --> 00:26:17,745 Right. It's-It's nice for her. 397 00:26:20,661 --> 00:26:24,245 Do you, um... Or have you decided what you'll do next year? 398 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:30,578 Probably study English or History or Politics, 399 00:26:30,703 --> 00:26:32,453 or maybe work for a zine. 400 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,911 It's a self-published magazine. 401 00:26:37,828 --> 00:26:40,703 Um, is there much money in the zine scene? 402 00:26:41,952 --> 00:26:43,202 Tonnes. 403 00:26:43,327 --> 00:26:46,994 Oh. That's interesting. Eddie, you might consider that as a choice. 404 00:26:48,369 --> 00:26:51,285 I'm joining the army. - But it's just one option, isn't it? 405 00:26:51,952 --> 00:26:53,369 It's a very solid option. 406 00:26:54,244 --> 00:26:56,327 The army takes a lot of sacrifice, that's all. 407 00:26:56,869 --> 00:26:58,702 So does marriage. - Pardon? 408 00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:03,910 So does marriage. - What sacrifices have you made? 409 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:08,035 Do you want it in writing? - Yeah, that'd be great. 410 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,494 Like a list? - Yes, a list. 411 00:27:09,619 --> 00:27:11,619 How long have we got? - A very tiny list. 412 00:27:11,744 --> 00:27:12,619 Get your A4 pad. 413 00:27:12,744 --> 00:27:16,409 I think that Eddie would look really manly and hot 414 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:17,618 in uniform. 415 00:27:19,326 --> 00:27:22,743 I mean, morally, I don't agree with national armies, but still... 416 00:27:23,659 --> 00:27:26,451 Super sexy! - Mm-hm. 417 00:27:27,034 --> 00:27:28,534 Thank you, babe. - Yeah. 418 00:27:28,659 --> 00:27:30,034 We're gonna go to my room. 419 00:27:30,618 --> 00:27:32,909 Oh. Uh, yeah, of course. 420 00:27:33,576 --> 00:27:36,493 Oh, do you want some, um...trifle? Do you want...? 421 00:27:36,618 --> 00:27:37,951 I-I can bring it up in... 422 00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:39,451 in two cups. 423 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,076 Leave your door open. 424 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,533 Don't worry, they haven't had sex yet. - Jesus Christ. 425 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,075 He's only just fingered her. 426 00:27:55,117 --> 00:27:57,367 Your parents don't seem happy. - They're fine! 427 00:28:01,908 --> 00:28:02,908 Jesus. 428 00:28:03,658 --> 00:28:06,450 This must be what the inside of your gay brain looks like. 429 00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:08,950 No. No, there's nothing gay about my room! 430 00:28:09,075 --> 00:28:10,742 Those are bullet shells. 431 00:28:10,867 --> 00:28:12,033 Bullets. 432 00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:20,282 Ow! What was that for? 433 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,574 Sorry. 434 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:24,782 Wanted to distract you from your parents' shit marriage. 435 00:28:25,574 --> 00:28:27,699 You're gonna die a virgin. - No, I'm not. 436 00:28:27,824 --> 00:28:29,366 Hm, yes, you are. 437 00:28:29,491 --> 00:28:30,616 No. 438 00:28:31,324 --> 00:28:32,574 I mean... 439 00:28:33,699 --> 00:28:34,949 I'm not a virgin. 440 00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:37,366 Really? 441 00:28:37,907 --> 00:28:40,074 With a guy, girl...? 442 00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:42,616 Guy. - A girl? Guy? It was a guy. 443 00:28:43,116 --> 00:28:44,949 He was staying at the caravan park. 444 00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:48,616 Just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 445 00:28:49,907 --> 00:28:51,032 What was it like? 446 00:28:52,281 --> 00:28:53,281 Awful. 447 00:28:54,490 --> 00:28:56,448 He looked like he was having a stroke. 448 00:29:13,948 --> 00:29:15,948 I don't think we're missing anything. 449 00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:19,740 Not really. 450 00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:23,406 Me neither. 451 00:29:26,572 --> 00:29:28,530 See you tomorrow? - Mm-hm. 452 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,697 We should... - Yeah. We should... 453 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,864 Don't bite me! 454 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,197 Evidence! 455 00:29:48,697 --> 00:29:50,280 Don't-Don't move. 456 00:29:59,196 --> 00:30:01,029 Go on, Eddie, good man. 457 00:30:04,529 --> 00:30:05,821 What? 458 00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,613 No one's saying Thatcher wasn't horrendous, 459 00:30:15,738 --> 00:30:17,613 but think of the arch. 460 00:30:28,778 --> 00:30:29,820 Oh, my God! 461 00:30:36,403 --> 00:30:38,820 Done your maths? 462 00:30:38,945 --> 00:30:41,153 Yeah. - Same. 463 00:30:42,695 --> 00:30:45,320 I did my maths. - Oh, yeah. 464 00:30:59,403 --> 00:31:00,987 I'm going to live near Camden. 465 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,527 It's where all the punks live. 466 00:31:04,569 --> 00:31:07,444 Maybe Hackney. It's on the Victoria line. 467 00:31:08,569 --> 00:31:09,944 Maybe Soho. 468 00:31:12,361 --> 00:31:13,777 Probably Soho. 469 00:31:25,277 --> 00:31:26,152 Nice. 470 00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:39,110 No more popping sweets, ladies. 471 00:31:39,235 --> 00:31:41,443 This is it. It's now... 472 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,026 ...or never. 473 00:31:44,151 --> 00:31:48,985 You can be men or you can be...telephonists. 474 00:31:49,818 --> 00:31:52,860 This isn't knitting club! 475 00:31:55,026 --> 00:31:56,651 Come on, Cotter! 476 00:31:58,943 --> 00:32:00,110 Come on, Cian! 477 00:32:00,235 --> 00:32:02,818 Fucking let's go, let's go! 478 00:32:02,943 --> 00:32:05,860 Faster, faster! - Get up that hill! 479 00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:10,067 Come on, Cotter, move it! 480 00:32:10,192 --> 00:32:13,609 This isn't...crochet for beginners! 481 00:32:19,234 --> 00:32:21,234 Come on. Don't give up yet. 482 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,775 Money. 483 00:32:29,109 --> 00:32:30,400 Have you got any? 484 00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:32,317 Are you serious? 485 00:32:32,442 --> 00:32:36,734 I am not Mother fucking Theresa for Kildare's hard-up teens! 486 00:32:38,317 --> 00:32:39,608 With fucking hard-ons! 487 00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,858 OK, relax. 488 00:32:42,441 --> 00:32:44,649 Jesus. - I bet Eddie isn't like this. 489 00:32:44,774 --> 00:32:46,233 No. - Um... 490 00:32:46,983 --> 00:32:49,274 Here. Take these. 491 00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:52,233 No, they're good, I promise. 492 00:32:53,316 --> 00:32:54,983 They actually are pretty good. 493 00:32:57,316 --> 00:32:58,733 You're barred for a month. 494 00:33:01,149 --> 00:33:04,316 We're not doing it in the bushes again. - What's wrong with them? 495 00:33:50,939 --> 00:33:53,272 Uh, do you have a fake ID? - No. 496 00:33:53,397 --> 00:33:54,689 Well, uh, get one. 497 00:33:54,814 --> 00:33:57,189 Don't forget to vote, sir. Thank you. 498 00:33:57,314 --> 00:33:59,022 What the fuck is this? 499 00:34:01,647 --> 00:34:02,939 You know... 500 00:34:03,939 --> 00:34:08,064 ...this is the longest that no one's called me a lesbian since my dad died. 501 00:34:09,772 --> 00:34:11,981 A good week after that there was just... 502 00:34:12,856 --> 00:34:14,397 silence. 503 00:34:15,896 --> 00:34:17,605 Almost made it worth it. 504 00:34:19,396 --> 00:34:20,688 Do you miss him? 505 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,855 People think he must've been miserable, 506 00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:29,396 but he wasn't. 507 00:34:29,813 --> 00:34:31,521 He always laughed with me and mam. 508 00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:35,438 This place killed him. 509 00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:40,021 If it makes you feel any better, I think I'm gonna fail the Cadets. 510 00:34:42,355 --> 00:34:45,146 Yeah, it's not dead-dad bad, but still... 511 00:34:49,229 --> 00:34:52,062 For what it's worth, I think you're fascist enough. 512 00:34:52,395 --> 00:34:53,645 Thanks. 513 00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,145 Come on, let's go. 514 00:34:59,270 --> 00:35:00,354 We have school. 515 00:35:00,479 --> 00:35:02,687 Oh, fuck it! We're going to Dublin. 516 00:35:13,854 --> 00:35:15,437 Don't touch me. - Totally fair. 517 00:35:35,811 --> 00:35:37,936 'Next station is Dublin.' 518 00:36:14,227 --> 00:36:17,643 Why don't you just skip the Commandos and come away with me? 519 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,976 What? 520 00:36:31,934 --> 00:36:35,976 # I'll always love you 521 00:36:38,434 --> 00:36:44,434 # And you can be there 522 00:36:46,059 --> 00:36:52,642 # To hug me 523 00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:55,726 # Though someone 524 00:36:57,017 --> 00:36:59,391 # That you've met 525 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:08,891 # Has made you forget 526 00:37:09,016 --> 00:37:12,016 We should probably stick together so that we... 527 00:37:12,141 --> 00:37:15,350 Wha...? - # You can count 528 00:37:16,225 --> 00:37:19,475 # On me 529 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:27,725 # Well, I wish 530 00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:30,474 # I wish you success 531 00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,849 # And loads 532 00:37:35,474 --> 00:37:38,015 # Loads of happiness 533 00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,265 # But baby 534 00:37:43,265 --> 00:37:45,682 # I got to confess 535 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:53,807 # I'll be lonely 536 00:37:55,390 --> 00:37:57,307 # If you ever 537 00:37:58,182 --> 00:38:01,474 # Oh, if you ever need a friend... # 538 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:04,598 You OK, baby gay? 539 00:38:05,598 --> 00:38:06,889 Do you know me? 540 00:38:07,723 --> 00:38:08,806 No. 541 00:38:08,931 --> 00:38:11,056 # Until the end 542 00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:14,514 # And you 543 00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:17,264 # Can depend 544 00:38:18,473 --> 00:38:22,639 # On me 545 00:38:22,764 --> 00:38:24,473 Hi. - Hi. 546 00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:26,639 I'm Sarah. 547 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:28,639 I'm not a lesbian. 548 00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:30,806 Yeah. - Yeah. 549 00:38:30,931 --> 00:38:33,389 Sorry, I didn't... I wasn't saying that. - No, no... 550 00:38:33,514 --> 00:38:36,180 I-I'm here with my boyfriend... 551 00:38:37,388 --> 00:38:41,763 ...who is usually straighter than that. - OK. 552 00:38:43,222 --> 00:38:48,222 #But, darling, I've gotta confess 553 00:38:49,722 --> 00:38:52,263 # I'm gonna be lonely... # 554 00:38:53,013 --> 00:38:54,430 Oh, shit. 555 00:38:55,472 --> 00:38:59,722 # Oh, if you ever 556 00:39:00,555 --> 00:39:03,888 # Oh, if you ever need a friend... # 557 00:39:06,347 --> 00:39:07,804 Come on, we have to go. 558 00:39:09,054 --> 00:39:11,012 Eddie, this is Sarah. 559 00:39:11,137 --> 00:39:14,012 She studies German at Trinity. 560 00:39:14,512 --> 00:39:18,471 Well, what's the German for "We're going to miss the last train"? 561 00:39:18,596 --> 00:39:23,179 Um...Wir werden den letzten Zug verpassen. 562 00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:24,887 Wow. 563 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:30,554 You know, but, you know, you both know who else spoke German, though. 564 00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:31,679 Hitler. 565 00:39:34,721 --> 00:39:35,721 I... 566 00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:41,428 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 567 00:39:44,595 --> 00:39:46,011 Was that just a... 568 00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:48,845 Just a fact or an insult? 569 00:39:49,636 --> 00:39:53,136 Uh, honestly, he's not great at either. 570 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:57,761 Fuck. 571 00:39:59,511 --> 00:40:03,220 I know it looks like I'm "obeying my man", but... 572 00:40:03,345 --> 00:40:08,095 we really WILL miss the train and my mam really WILL kill me. 573 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,594 Well... Well... 574 00:40:16,927 --> 00:40:18,219 I'm gonna be at this 575 00:40:18,344 --> 00:40:22,802 on Saturday if you...happen to be around. 576 00:40:24,052 --> 00:40:25,677 No stress either way, just... 577 00:40:26,594 --> 00:40:27,677 Yeah. - Yeah. 578 00:40:42,802 --> 00:40:44,135 Hey. 579 00:40:54,009 --> 00:40:57,301 Uh, your mum just needed some space, I was... 580 00:40:58,343 --> 00:41:00,509 ...snoring too loud again. 581 00:41:06,843 --> 00:41:09,468 Were you with Amber? - Yeah. 582 00:41:12,009 --> 00:41:14,259 Hey, don't worry, I won't give you a hard time. 583 00:41:18,508 --> 00:41:21,383 My dad used to give me such a bollocking. 584 00:41:22,758 --> 00:41:23,883 Jesus... 585 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,425 He was stern, you know? 586 00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:29,425 Didn't show emotion. 587 00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:34,758 But...that's what men were like back then. 588 00:41:36,175 --> 00:41:37,800 You know, cold. They... 589 00:41:38,883 --> 00:41:40,342 ...never showed their love. 590 00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:08,466 Where the hell were you? 591 00:42:10,924 --> 00:42:13,132 Nowhere. - Were you drinking? 592 00:42:13,257 --> 00:42:15,424 I may have had a little glass of something. 593 00:42:15,549 --> 00:42:17,341 What would your father say? 594 00:42:18,424 --> 00:42:21,216 Well, you don't get an opinion if you kill yourself! 595 00:42:59,589 --> 00:43:02,922 It's simple, the thing with girls is that it's all about eye contact. 596 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,297 You just...stare at them? 597 00:43:05,130 --> 00:43:06,714 Y-You, yeah. Well, no. 598 00:43:06,839 --> 00:43:09,672 Y-You look at them until you...get their attention. 599 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:14,380 Just keep looking. - That's exactly what I do. 600 00:43:14,505 --> 00:43:16,755 Yeah, OK. 601 00:43:19,547 --> 00:43:21,505 So, you've never fucked yet? - Uh... 602 00:43:22,589 --> 00:43:23,630 No. 603 00:43:24,505 --> 00:43:27,379 Waiting for the right time. - What's the matter, can't get it up? 604 00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:28,963 At least I have a girlfriend. 605 00:43:29,088 --> 00:43:33,463 Ohhh. - Well, I've had loads of sex, so... 606 00:43:34,129 --> 00:43:35,129 With who? 607 00:43:35,254 --> 00:43:36,504 Ohhh. 608 00:43:36,629 --> 00:43:38,963 Well, it was on... It was on holiday! So... 609 00:43:39,088 --> 00:43:41,838 Course it was. - Yeah, it was, actually. 610 00:43:41,963 --> 00:43:45,046 Spain, 1993, you heard of it? No, you wouldn't. 611 00:43:45,171 --> 00:43:48,379 It was great. Shut up! Leave me alone. Don't look at me like that. 612 00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:53,254 I was thinking about what you said. 613 00:43:53,379 --> 00:43:56,504 About how the state just wants to control vaginas? 614 00:43:57,629 --> 00:44:00,503 No, the other, uh, thing. 615 00:44:00,628 --> 00:44:02,628 About me coming to London with you. 616 00:44:03,795 --> 00:44:06,878 Shit, Cotter! Are you going to defect? 617 00:44:07,003 --> 00:44:10,253 No. No, I'm just...thinking out loud. 618 00:44:10,962 --> 00:44:13,587 I mean, I suppose I can make room, but... 619 00:44:13,712 --> 00:44:16,128 you'd have to pull your weight. - Fine. 620 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:19,212 And I don't think a punk zine is going to pay two wages. 621 00:44:19,670 --> 00:44:22,212 Will it pay one? - Jesus. 622 00:44:22,337 --> 00:44:24,295 London will eat your country arse alive. 623 00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:26,587 We've grown up a quarter of a mile away. 624 00:44:26,712 --> 00:44:29,712 Yeah, but I have a city mentality. 625 00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:33,669 These two are the worst. 626 00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:36,419 You know, I... 627 00:44:37,752 --> 00:44:40,127 We should tell people that we've slept together. 628 00:44:40,252 --> 00:44:42,002 What?! Why? 629 00:44:42,127 --> 00:44:44,711 Because when you're as passionate as we are, 630 00:44:44,836 --> 00:44:46,919 it's the most natural thing in the world. 631 00:44:47,836 --> 00:44:49,627 They were saying it this morning. 632 00:44:50,336 --> 00:44:51,586 On one condition. 633 00:44:52,419 --> 00:44:55,294 We go to this...on Saturday. 634 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,419 Please. 635 00:44:58,544 --> 00:45:02,711 I'll give you the best pretend-orgasm you've ever had. 636 00:45:03,877 --> 00:45:05,376 And wasn't it cool? 637 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,668 Being TOTALLY anonymous? 638 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:11,460 Will your mam even let you out? - Leave that to me. 639 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:14,460 Do you want to make fun of their sex noises? 640 00:45:14,585 --> 00:45:17,168 Hey, what the fuck? - I can't, I have training. 641 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,960 I thought that you were conscientiously objecting? 642 00:45:21,126 --> 00:45:23,043 I promised my dad. - Ugh. 643 00:45:25,001 --> 00:45:26,001 Bye! 644 00:45:26,126 --> 00:45:27,335 Bye! 645 00:45:29,710 --> 00:45:31,085 This is it, son. 646 00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:35,418 No TVs, no VHS, no CDs. 647 00:45:35,543 --> 00:45:37,917 Just man time. 648 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,792 Remember, if I wasn't your father, you'd be dead right now. 649 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:54,500 Why? - Remember, food is everywhere. 650 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:57,459 Remember, if you lose your clothes, 651 00:45:58,417 --> 00:45:59,709 you can make clothes. 652 00:46:00,209 --> 00:46:03,334 Remember, fish are nature's Pot Noodles. 653 00:46:05,209 --> 00:46:06,292 OK. 654 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:24,333 # She's my wild rose 655 00:46:27,249 --> 00:46:30,666 # My dark-haired lover 656 00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:34,666 # Dipping her feet 657 00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:40,208 # In Sunday seas... # 658 00:46:57,998 --> 00:46:59,415 Hm. 659 00:47:19,456 --> 00:47:20,706 Oh, right. 660 00:47:27,706 --> 00:47:29,289 We need to see the play for school. 661 00:47:32,539 --> 00:47:33,997 Is that so? 662 00:47:35,539 --> 00:47:36,539 Well... 663 00:47:37,497 --> 00:47:41,081 It's the difference between an A and a B and I want an A. 664 00:47:42,539 --> 00:47:44,747 I want to make dad proud. - Oh, Jesus. 665 00:47:45,706 --> 00:47:46,913 OK. 666 00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:49,955 Be back by midnight. 667 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,330 I promise. 668 00:48:00,496 --> 00:48:01,580 You have a lovely home. 669 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,830 And now I know you're a liar. 670 00:48:15,788 --> 00:48:16,913 Well... 671 00:48:18,955 --> 00:48:21,079 Come on! - I...I'm gonna go. 672 00:48:40,954 --> 00:48:42,037 Here. 673 00:48:42,162 --> 00:48:43,870 I got these instead of a tenner. 674 00:48:44,370 --> 00:48:45,704 I dunno, I... 675 00:48:45,829 --> 00:48:48,704 I-I don't think soldiers can take drugs, so... 676 00:48:49,537 --> 00:48:50,537 Yeah. 677 00:48:50,662 --> 00:48:53,244 You're thinking of the police. - Am I? 678 00:48:56,911 --> 00:48:58,911 Hurry the fuck up! 679 00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:00,369 OK. 680 00:49:44,410 --> 00:49:46,410 # Love system, love system 681 00:49:46,535 --> 00:49:48,035 # Gotta get that love system 682 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,285 # Love system, love system... # 683 00:49:50,410 --> 00:49:53,535 We're going to take over the fucking world! 684 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,243 Yeah! - Yeah! 685 00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:57,867 # Love system, love system 686 00:49:57,992 --> 00:49:59,659 # Gotta get that love system... # 687 00:50:14,826 --> 00:50:17,076 Amber. 688 00:50:18,992 --> 00:50:22,159 Are you OK? - Yeah! 689 00:50:29,908 --> 00:50:32,366 I didn't know if you'd come. - Mm... 690 00:50:32,491 --> 00:50:34,283 Well, here I am. 691 00:50:41,616 --> 00:50:43,283 I need to make a confession. 692 00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:47,658 I don't actually have a boyfriend. 693 00:50:48,491 --> 00:50:49,741 Not really. 694 00:50:51,283 --> 00:50:53,991 The whole penis thing kind of makes me vom. 695 00:50:59,741 --> 00:51:01,491 No, I'm not a fan either. 696 00:51:03,490 --> 00:51:04,615 Good. 697 00:51:05,157 --> 00:51:07,949 That's good. 698 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:10,907 Sorry. 699 00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,365 Hi. 700 00:51:18,490 --> 00:51:19,615 What? 701 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,949 Hi! 702 00:51:22,074 --> 00:51:24,407 Hi. - You a student? 703 00:51:25,407 --> 00:51:26,574 Uh... 704 00:51:27,449 --> 00:51:28,865 No, no. 705 00:51:29,449 --> 00:51:31,574 No, I'm not. I'm here with my girlfriend. 706 00:51:31,699 --> 00:51:33,699 She's out there, we're moving to London. 707 00:51:35,114 --> 00:51:36,448 Right. So... 708 00:52:23,863 --> 00:52:25,322 Cian? 709 00:52:25,447 --> 00:52:29,072 Get the fuck off me! - Jesus, what the fuck is your problem? 710 00:52:32,322 --> 00:52:34,447 Eddie, wait, please. Eddie. Eddie! 711 00:52:34,572 --> 00:52:36,655 Don't fucking touch me! - Whoa! 712 00:52:39,321 --> 00:52:40,862 Get the fuck off me! 713 00:52:41,862 --> 00:52:43,487 Shit. Eddie! 714 00:52:43,612 --> 00:52:46,612 Get the fuck off me! - Leave him alone! 715 00:52:47,446 --> 00:52:50,737 Jesus! What the...? 716 00:52:50,862 --> 00:52:52,446 Hate crime! 717 00:52:53,321 --> 00:52:54,321 Fuck! 718 00:52:55,279 --> 00:52:57,279 I am SO sorry. 719 00:53:05,946 --> 00:53:08,571 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 720 00:53:09,571 --> 00:53:10,987 Fuck! 721 00:53:12,236 --> 00:53:15,611 OK, OK, OK, OK... 722 00:53:15,736 --> 00:53:18,028 OK. OK... 723 00:53:20,653 --> 00:53:21,945 Eddie! 724 00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,778 What the hell was that?! - Where did you go?! 725 00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:28,236 I was in the other room! 726 00:53:28,361 --> 00:53:31,153 Well, no! No, you weren't! You just left me alone in there! 727 00:53:31,278 --> 00:53:34,320 What happened?! 728 00:53:36,861 --> 00:53:40,403 Hey. Hey. Hey. 729 00:53:41,945 --> 00:53:43,320 It's OK. 730 00:53:45,777 --> 00:53:48,402 It's OK. It's OK. 731 00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:53,402 I have you now. 732 00:53:54,944 --> 00:53:56,360 I have you now. 733 00:54:10,110 --> 00:54:11,735 I mean, this isn't so bad. 734 00:54:14,194 --> 00:54:15,610 You know, maybe... 735 00:54:17,276 --> 00:54:18,984 Maybe it could be nice. 736 00:54:21,401 --> 00:54:22,818 And maybe... 737 00:54:24,651 --> 00:54:26,151 Maybe it could work. 738 00:54:27,984 --> 00:54:29,026 Like... 739 00:54:30,693 --> 00:54:32,151 Like properly. 740 00:55:14,067 --> 00:55:15,692 What happened last night? 741 00:55:16,442 --> 00:55:18,275 You scared the shit out of me. 742 00:55:21,191 --> 00:55:22,607 It was just the drugs. 743 00:55:35,691 --> 00:55:37,566 Maybe they didn't even notice. 744 00:55:39,899 --> 00:55:41,399 Fuck. 745 00:55:43,316 --> 00:55:44,691 Double fuck. 746 00:55:46,774 --> 00:55:49,149 Get out of the car. Now! 747 00:55:49,274 --> 00:55:51,774 Mam, I-- - Don't you dare speak! 748 00:55:51,899 --> 00:55:54,940 I don't want your delinquent son anywhere near my daughter! 749 00:55:55,065 --> 00:55:57,815 Well, I don't want your weird daughter near my son. 750 00:55:57,940 --> 00:56:01,273 Yeah! I mean, she's actually lovely, but still, fuck you. 751 00:56:01,398 --> 00:56:03,231 Fuck you! - Fuck you! 752 00:56:03,356 --> 00:56:05,106 Fuck you! - Fuck off! 753 00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:07,356 Hannah! - She started it. 754 00:56:10,356 --> 00:56:12,606 Good luck. - You too. 755 00:56:12,731 --> 00:56:13,565 Get in! 756 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:17,940 Sorry, mam. 757 00:56:31,647 --> 00:56:33,522 You are in for it now, young man. 758 00:56:34,064 --> 00:56:35,564 Can I go to my room? 759 00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:37,939 Sure. 760 00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:49,064 Good boy. 761 00:56:53,897 --> 00:56:55,439 Are we not going to punish him? 762 00:56:56,147 --> 00:56:59,521 When you're not absent half of the year then you can have a say. 763 00:57:07,521 --> 00:57:09,604 Do you want a... Do you want a Winkle? 764 00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:21,729 Eddie? 765 00:57:22,771 --> 00:57:23,813 What? 766 00:57:24,354 --> 00:57:26,188 Did you, uh, did you use protection? 767 00:57:28,563 --> 00:57:29,854 Lots of it. 768 00:57:31,103 --> 00:57:32,312 Good. Good. 769 00:57:32,437 --> 00:57:34,812 Cos, uh, you wouldn't want to get a girl pregnant, 770 00:57:34,937 --> 00:57:38,853 then have to get married too young, and then get divorced 771 00:57:38,978 --> 00:57:42,187 cos you're fighting, cos you're away working all the time. 772 00:57:43,062 --> 00:57:44,270 What? 773 00:57:44,395 --> 00:57:47,145 Y-You see, love is like a flame, 774 00:57:47,270 --> 00:57:49,312 it burns you when it's hot. 775 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,770 Where's that from? 776 00:57:52,228 --> 00:57:53,978 I, uh, I heard it in a song. 777 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:05,477 # Our love's gone wrong again 778 00:58:07,686 --> 00:58:11,936 # Our love's gone wrong again 779 00:58:13,977 --> 00:58:16,269 # It seemed so true 780 00:58:16,394 --> 00:58:19,311 # But now I say to you 781 00:58:20,436 --> 00:58:24,352 # Our love's gone wrong again... # 782 00:58:27,269 --> 00:58:30,894 # You shone a light in my eye... # 783 00:58:33,602 --> 00:58:35,810 Hey. 784 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,518 My mam will kill you if she sees us. 785 00:58:39,476 --> 00:58:40,476 I don't care. 786 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:43,185 We should take some time. 787 00:58:45,643 --> 00:58:47,935 Just to let my mam cool down. 788 00:58:50,101 --> 00:58:51,226 OK. 789 00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,726 But just like a few days. 790 00:58:56,893 --> 00:58:58,435 Something like that. 791 00:58:59,310 --> 00:59:00,476 OK. 792 00:59:01,851 --> 00:59:03,185 Let's say two days, then. 793 00:59:06,101 --> 00:59:07,685 See you in two days! 794 00:59:11,017 --> 00:59:15,059 # You say you want 795 00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:19,225 # Diamonds on a ring of gold 796 00:59:19,350 --> 00:59:23,350 # You say you want 797 00:59:23,475 --> 00:59:27,309 # Your story to remain untold 798 00:59:27,434 --> 00:59:31,184 # All the promises we made 799 00:59:31,309 --> 00:59:35,100 # From the cradle to the grave 800 00:59:35,225 --> 00:59:39,100 # When all I want 801 00:59:39,225 --> 00:59:42,599 # Is you 802 00:59:43,558 --> 00:59:47,516 # You say you'll give me 803 00:59:47,641 --> 00:59:51,683 # A highway with no one on it 804 00:59:51,808 --> 00:59:55,391 # Treasure just to look upon it 805 00:59:55,516 --> 00:59:59,516 # All the riches in the night # 806 01:00:05,183 --> 01:00:07,724 I heard you and Eddie are going through a rough patch. 807 01:00:07,849 --> 01:00:10,683 Just hang in there. You two are so in love. 808 01:00:12,058 --> 01:00:13,515 Thanks. - Come on, babe. 809 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,140 Don't call me babe. - Fair. 810 01:00:24,265 --> 01:00:25,515 Brian Dermody. - Here. 811 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,807 Rory O'Connor. - Here. 812 01:00:26,932 --> 01:00:28,348 Essa O'Riley. - Here. 813 01:00:28,473 --> 01:00:29,682 Amber Keenan. 814 01:00:30,807 --> 01:00:32,098 Eddie, where's Amber? 815 01:00:34,015 --> 01:00:36,098 I... Uh, she's not feeling well. 816 01:00:36,223 --> 01:00:37,473 Is she OK or...? 817 01:00:39,098 --> 01:00:42,015 Period stuff. - OK, thank you very much for that. 818 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:43,390 Kevin Burn. - Here. 819 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:44,515 Tracey Brennan. - Here. 820 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,014 Woody Ferguson. - Here. 821 01:00:46,139 --> 01:00:47,222 Eddie Cotter. - Here. 822 01:00:48,306 --> 01:00:50,431 We're just pretending to go out. 823 01:00:51,722 --> 01:00:54,056 Just until school is over and I can get out. 824 01:00:54,181 --> 01:00:55,472 So, he's your beard. 825 01:00:57,389 --> 01:00:58,889 Basically. 826 01:00:59,472 --> 01:01:00,889 Makes sense, I guess. 827 01:01:01,764 --> 01:01:02,806 Does your mam know? 828 01:01:02,931 --> 01:01:05,556 Christ, no. God... 829 01:01:06,514 --> 01:01:08,181 She'd order an exorcism. 830 01:01:14,222 --> 01:01:16,681 So, what now? - Well, let's get out of here. 831 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,887 Hey, Ms Keenan. 832 01:01:54,012 --> 01:01:55,137 Mrs. 833 01:01:55,887 --> 01:01:57,054 Really? 834 01:01:57,679 --> 01:01:59,512 I thought cos your husband's dead... 835 01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:02,512 You can keep the Mrs. - Keep the Mrs. OK. 836 01:02:02,637 --> 01:02:04,262 It's a thing. - Mm-hm, OK. 837 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:06,595 Uh, is Amber home? - No. 838 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,512 She must be off seeing a PLAY with someone else. 839 01:02:15,595 --> 01:02:20,679 # I just stood there bathed in the quiet, no 840 01:02:20,804 --> 01:02:26,428 # You say you'll cut your bangs I'm calling your bluff 841 01:02:26,553 --> 01:02:31,636 # When you lie to me it's in the small stuff 842 01:02:31,761 --> 01:02:37,219 # You say you'll cut your bangs I'm calling your bluff 843 01:02:37,344 --> 01:02:42,219 # When you lie to me it's in the small stuff 844 01:02:42,344 --> 01:02:47,844 # Now your mouth is foaming like a rabid dog 845 01:02:47,969 --> 01:02:53,136 # And where the river flowed is now a clouded fog 846 01:02:53,261 --> 01:02:58,843 # Your teeth are gnashing louder than your monologue 847 01:02:58,968 --> 01:03:04,302 # And I just stood there bathed in the quiet, no 848 01:03:04,427 --> 01:03:08,843 # You say you'll cut your bangs I'm calling your bluff 849 01:03:09,885 --> 01:03:14,927 # When you lie to me it's in the small stuff 850 01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:20,010 # You say you'll cut your bangs I'm calling your bluff 851 01:03:20,677 --> 01:03:25,343 # When you lie to me it's in the small stuff # 852 01:03:27,177 --> 01:03:29,634 So...just remember to pace yourself. 853 01:03:29,759 --> 01:03:31,967 And never push too hard at the start. 854 01:03:32,717 --> 01:03:35,551 Remember the rabbit and the tortoise. - And the hare! 855 01:03:36,426 --> 01:03:37,842 The tortoise and the hare. 856 01:03:37,967 --> 01:03:41,342 Yeah, and don't worry about who's passing you, it's a long game. 857 01:03:44,426 --> 01:03:45,801 Eddie, you... 858 01:03:45,926 --> 01:03:48,509 You know you don't have to do this. I mean, not... 859 01:03:50,051 --> 01:03:52,301 Not everyone is made for the army. 860 01:03:52,967 --> 01:03:54,009 I can do it. 861 01:03:55,551 --> 01:03:57,926 Yes. No, I mean, I didn't mean it like... 862 01:04:01,258 --> 01:04:02,883 OK, yeah. 863 01:04:03,008 --> 01:04:04,966 You'll be great. 864 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:13,300 Five minutes! 865 01:04:14,133 --> 01:04:17,341 Eddie, stop. We need to talk. - There's nothing to talk about. 866 01:04:17,466 --> 01:04:20,216 Just don't tell anybody, all right? - Eddie! 867 01:04:24,883 --> 01:04:27,883 Jesus, I'm gone one day and you're back to the war machine. 868 01:04:29,091 --> 01:04:30,258 Where were you? 869 01:04:31,091 --> 01:04:32,550 I was sick. 870 01:04:32,675 --> 01:04:33,840 Period stuff. 871 01:04:36,965 --> 01:04:38,799 Once your mam calms down, we can go back to normal. 872 01:04:40,299 --> 01:04:41,674 To the way it was. 873 01:04:53,299 --> 01:04:54,340 Let's talk later. 874 01:04:56,215 --> 01:04:57,215 About? 875 01:04:57,715 --> 01:04:58,882 Not now. 876 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:01,840 Good luck. 877 01:05:03,924 --> 01:05:05,090 I love you. 878 01:05:07,548 --> 01:05:08,881 No one can hear you. 879 01:05:22,673 --> 01:05:25,923 That's good, Kelly. Keep it going. - Faggot. 880 01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:28,214 How far up the hole do you want it? 881 01:05:28,339 --> 01:05:29,881 Move! - Come on, Cotter. 882 01:05:31,339 --> 01:05:32,673 Come on, move it! 883 01:05:34,881 --> 01:05:36,673 Get up! 884 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,129 Hi. Uh... 885 01:06:17,254 --> 01:06:20,837 Look, I was thinking and...I... 886 01:06:21,296 --> 01:06:23,337 I think that maybe we should just... 887 01:06:24,754 --> 01:06:26,921 We should just start going out properly. 888 01:06:27,421 --> 01:06:28,421 What? 889 01:06:29,462 --> 01:06:30,546 No! 890 01:06:31,879 --> 01:06:35,712 Like Jesus, no! - What? Sh! Why not? 891 01:06:35,837 --> 01:06:37,754 Th-This works, OK, it's perfect. 892 01:06:37,879 --> 01:06:41,129 Eddie, it's not real. - But it is. It is. No, it is real. 893 01:06:41,254 --> 01:06:45,295 We just... We just... Yeah, OK, we skip the sex part, OK? 894 01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:47,170 But most couples stop that anyway. 895 01:06:48,586 --> 01:06:53,003 I don't want to skip it! Like, we shouldn't have to skip it. 896 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,128 Amber, please. 897 01:06:56,670 --> 01:06:57,961 Don't ruin this. 898 01:07:00,170 --> 01:07:01,253 I'm sorry, Eddie. 899 01:07:03,503 --> 01:07:04,545 It's over. 900 01:07:08,170 --> 01:07:10,836 If you want, you can tell people you ended it. 901 01:07:13,711 --> 01:07:15,294 That makes sense. 902 01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:27,794 Sh. Hey! 903 01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,835 Why don't we put on some potato waffles? 904 01:07:31,752 --> 01:07:34,002 Amber dumped him. - No, I-I dumped her! 905 01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:38,044 I'm sorry, love. 906 01:07:41,877 --> 01:07:44,710 Look, just remember, it doesn't matter either way. 907 01:08:03,501 --> 01:08:04,543 I got in. 908 01:08:05,084 --> 01:08:09,043 That's great, honey, that's great. - Wow. Hey! 909 01:08:10,543 --> 01:08:12,043 Well done. - Well done. 910 01:08:12,168 --> 01:08:14,709 That's great. That's good news. 911 01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,792 Mam. 912 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:30,042 Please say something. 913 01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:33,250 That you're... 914 01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:38,083 Gay. 915 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,375 I don't know what your father would say. 916 01:08:50,417 --> 01:08:51,792 He's not here. 917 01:08:53,249 --> 01:08:54,582 It's just us. 918 01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,291 I'm not going anywhere. 919 01:09:21,582 --> 01:09:25,331 You're voting for Jesus. Hey, Eddie, hey! Hey. 920 01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:29,165 Eddie. - What? 921 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:32,040 Amber... Amber... She's a lesbian. 922 01:09:32,165 --> 01:09:33,540 What? - Yeah. 923 01:09:33,665 --> 01:09:36,456 B-But nobody's saying, nobody... 924 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:43,040 Nobody's saying you made her one. - Who? Who's saying that? 925 01:09:43,165 --> 01:09:45,206 A few of... Every... That guy. - He said it? 926 01:09:45,331 --> 01:09:46,790 Yeah. - Why would he say it? 927 01:09:46,915 --> 01:09:48,665 Like, a lot of people as well. 928 01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:50,790 Were you... What? - But I... 929 01:09:51,831 --> 01:09:53,915 OK. Oh, Jesus. 930 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,165 There, there. 931 01:09:56,290 --> 01:09:57,664 No, no, OK. 932 01:09:57,789 --> 01:09:59,455 OK, OK, OK! Let's go. 933 01:10:00,789 --> 01:10:02,664 Eddie... 934 01:10:20,539 --> 01:10:21,747 Oh, God. 935 01:10:32,163 --> 01:10:33,496 Did you know? 936 01:10:34,829 --> 01:10:35,954 No. 937 01:10:37,288 --> 01:10:39,621 I think she might've tried it on with me once. 938 01:10:40,621 --> 01:10:43,579 Like...100% did. 939 01:10:49,371 --> 01:10:51,329 I'm a good listener. 940 01:10:53,663 --> 01:10:54,829 Thanks. 941 01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:17,287 Jesus, that's the lesbian one, isn't it? 942 01:11:36,577 --> 01:11:38,244 Jesus, am I glad to see you. 943 01:11:39,494 --> 01:11:41,619 My mam told Father Jermidy, 944 01:11:41,744 --> 01:11:44,161 but apparently it needs to be in the actual box 945 01:11:44,286 --> 01:11:45,911 in order to be a confession. 946 01:11:46,036 --> 01:11:47,036 Arsehole. 947 01:11:48,911 --> 01:11:51,452 Eddie. - Just get the hell out of my way, dyke! 948 01:11:56,369 --> 01:11:57,536 Amber... 949 01:12:08,243 --> 01:12:10,910 Hey, man, you should really be more sensitive. 950 01:12:11,826 --> 01:12:15,201 Oh, I should really be more sensitive? You think that? 951 01:12:15,326 --> 01:12:18,326 You, Kev, think that I should really be more sensitive?! 952 01:12:18,451 --> 01:12:19,576 What the actual fuck? 953 01:12:20,410 --> 01:12:22,118 Don't tell me to be more sensitive! 954 01:12:22,243 --> 01:12:23,535 Who, whoa, whoa, whoa. 955 01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,326 Kev, you OK? 956 01:12:31,576 --> 01:12:32,951 My office now. 957 01:12:36,326 --> 01:12:37,576 All right, sit down. 958 01:12:41,034 --> 01:12:43,409 What has gotten into you? This is not like you. 959 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,450 All right, look... 960 01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,034 I know how you must feel. 961 01:12:53,242 --> 01:12:55,742 You do? - Yeah. Yeah, sure I do. 962 01:13:03,034 --> 01:13:04,117 W-What the hell? 963 01:13:04,242 --> 01:13:06,909 Y-You said that you knew how I feel! - To be a teenager. 964 01:13:07,034 --> 01:13:10,367 Shit, I... - No, I've got a fiancée, I'm straight. 965 01:13:10,492 --> 01:13:13,324 I didn't mean it. I didn't. - Oh, fuck. 966 01:13:13,449 --> 01:13:16,158 OK, was the door open? The code says it has to be open. 967 01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:17,449 It was, but I was joking! 968 01:13:17,574 --> 01:13:21,783 You're nearest to the door, I'm not blocking you. This is a safe space. 969 01:13:21,908 --> 01:13:24,949 The safest. Real safe, so safe. - A safe place. 970 01:13:25,074 --> 01:13:27,741 But it was a joke, though. I was joking! - Shit, Eddie! 971 01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:29,449 Why did you do that? 972 01:13:29,574 --> 01:13:32,408 I've got a 30-year mortgage with a lady! 973 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:35,741 With a lady, Eddie. With a lady! - Just don't tell anyone. 974 01:13:35,866 --> 01:13:39,158 Why did you do that? Why? - I know, I'm sorry. 975 01:13:39,824 --> 01:13:40,783 Oh, fuck! 976 01:13:50,198 --> 01:13:52,198 Fuck! 977 01:13:53,448 --> 01:13:56,240 Who the fuck are you calling a dyke? 978 01:13:56,365 --> 01:13:58,032 Why did you have to ruin this? 979 01:13:58,157 --> 01:14:00,615 It was never going to last forever! - But why not? 980 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:02,073 Because! 981 01:14:02,198 --> 01:14:05,740 I want pussy and you want cock, it is a fundamental obstacle! 982 01:14:05,865 --> 01:14:06,907 Shit! 983 01:14:10,032 --> 01:14:12,157 You can come out too. - No. 984 01:14:12,282 --> 01:14:13,823 No, I'm happy as I am. 985 01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,656 So, what, you just join the regiment 986 01:14:17,781 --> 01:14:20,156 and stay here and be miserable?! 987 01:14:22,739 --> 01:14:24,406 It's better than being a faggot. 988 01:14:27,614 --> 01:14:29,572 It's not about other people, Eddie. 989 01:14:30,364 --> 01:14:31,406 It's about you. 990 01:14:58,571 --> 01:14:59,863 I'm ready to talk. 991 01:15:02,988 --> 01:15:04,613 I assumed you would. 992 01:15:14,446 --> 01:15:15,863 She broke my heart. 993 01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:22,695 She was the first girl that I ever slept with. 994 01:15:24,237 --> 01:15:25,570 My God. 995 01:15:25,695 --> 01:15:27,612 Lesbians are fierce sluts. 996 01:15:29,779 --> 01:15:31,695 I don't know if I'll ever love again. 997 01:15:59,486 --> 01:16:00,903 Eddie. 998 01:16:17,653 --> 01:16:18,819 Mam. 999 01:16:19,319 --> 01:16:21,736 This is Sarah. - Hello, Sarah, nice to meet you. 1000 01:16:22,319 --> 01:16:23,361 You too. 1001 01:16:23,819 --> 01:16:25,111 Oh! 1002 01:16:28,652 --> 01:16:30,735 Right, so, that's that. 1003 01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:36,027 I hope you like chicken Kiev. 1004 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,318 I'm... I'm actually vegetarian. 1005 01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,527 Amber! Sign my shirt. 1006 01:17:02,734 --> 01:17:05,026 Sorry for all the stick, but it's in the past now. 1007 01:17:05,651 --> 01:17:07,234 It was last week. - Ah. 1008 01:17:08,526 --> 01:17:09,776 Exactly. 1009 01:17:50,650 --> 01:17:52,733 Oh... 1010 01:17:54,066 --> 01:17:55,108 Shit. 1011 01:17:56,983 --> 01:17:58,275 Was it OK? 1012 01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:15,690 My turn. 1013 01:18:41,856 --> 01:18:45,106 Sex, have you heard of it? Be open about it. 1014 01:18:45,231 --> 01:18:47,314 Will you stop talking about our sex life?! 1015 01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:49,439 You must be open about these things. 1016 01:18:49,564 --> 01:18:52,314 You were open when I stuck my finger up your arsehole! 1017 01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:54,231 Oh my God, that was one time! 1018 01:18:54,356 --> 01:18:56,981 That was one time! - Is that even good, though? 1019 01:18:57,106 --> 01:19:00,814 It was actually quite nice, but that's not the point! 1020 01:19:00,939 --> 01:19:02,606 She shouldn't bring that up! 1021 01:19:16,188 --> 01:19:18,813 Drink? - Uh, yeah... 1022 01:19:20,313 --> 01:19:21,522 Do you want something? 1023 01:19:46,354 --> 01:19:47,729 Just because we feel... 1024 01:19:49,729 --> 01:19:51,104 You know... 1025 01:19:53,062 --> 01:19:54,896 It doesn't mean that we have to be. 1026 01:19:55,646 --> 01:19:56,646 Right. 1027 01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:01,271 We can just move on. 1028 01:20:03,604 --> 01:20:05,104 And live a normal life. 1029 01:20:07,437 --> 01:20:08,896 We can be happy. 1030 01:20:19,061 --> 01:20:20,478 How's the couch? 1031 01:20:22,103 --> 01:20:23,353 It's OK. 1032 01:20:23,895 --> 01:20:25,186 A bit tough on my back. 1033 01:20:30,186 --> 01:20:32,103 Ian, are we shit parents? 1034 01:20:33,270 --> 01:20:34,436 No. 1035 01:20:34,978 --> 01:20:36,311 No, I mean... 1036 01:20:36,936 --> 01:20:39,395 I'd say we're in the top 50% maybe. 1037 01:20:40,353 --> 01:20:43,270 It's not that bad, actually. - No, it's fine. 1038 01:20:45,270 --> 01:20:47,894 I'd say there's...much worse. 1039 01:20:48,019 --> 01:20:49,685 Yeah. Yeah... 1040 01:20:53,144 --> 01:20:54,269 OK. 1041 01:20:54,394 --> 01:20:56,144 I'm going to turn down the station. 1042 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,227 I'm not gonna go. 1043 01:21:06,019 --> 01:21:08,102 Hannah, are we gonna get through this? 1044 01:21:11,769 --> 01:21:13,144 I dunno. 1045 01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:19,393 I hope so. 1046 01:21:20,684 --> 01:21:22,018 I really do. 1047 01:21:44,434 --> 01:21:47,476 How long is Eddie going away for? - Six weeks. 1048 01:21:47,601 --> 01:21:49,393 He'll be all buff and sexy. 1049 01:21:49,518 --> 01:21:52,517 Once he's done, we can get a place in the barracks for nothing. 1050 01:21:52,642 --> 01:21:54,308 Jesus, a soldier's wife. 1051 01:21:54,433 --> 01:21:56,975 Has he gone already? - Can you shampoo Mr Keller. 1052 01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:58,350 Did you just...? 1053 01:21:58,475 --> 01:22:00,308 You missed your shot. - Exactly. 1054 01:22:00,433 --> 01:22:01,267 When's he going? 1055 01:22:01,392 --> 01:22:02,808 Today. - None of your bus... 1056 01:22:02,933 --> 01:22:04,933 None of your business. - I need help here. 1057 01:22:05,058 --> 01:22:07,850 We're on a smoke break. - Fucking idiot. 1058 01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:13,517 How are you getting on? 1059 01:22:14,433 --> 01:22:15,433 Nearly done. 1060 01:22:26,682 --> 01:22:28,224 I remember when you were tiny. 1061 01:22:29,266 --> 01:22:31,141 I used to have to sit here all night 1062 01:22:31,266 --> 01:22:32,932 and watch you fall asleep. 1063 01:22:33,057 --> 01:22:35,307 It couldn't be your dad, it had to be me. 1064 01:22:38,057 --> 01:22:40,266 Your dad brought up this old armchair 1065 01:22:40,391 --> 01:22:44,016 so I could be a bit more comfortable and...I would just... 1066 01:22:45,307 --> 01:22:46,391 ...watch you sleep. 1067 01:22:47,724 --> 01:22:49,099 Night after night. 1068 01:22:52,516 --> 01:22:54,349 You were so beautiful. 1069 01:23:00,015 --> 01:23:02,598 You know you can tell me...anything. 1070 01:23:03,848 --> 01:23:05,390 Right? 1071 01:23:05,515 --> 01:23:08,015 And I will love you no matter what. 1072 01:23:13,348 --> 01:23:16,015 I know. 1073 01:23:18,681 --> 01:23:19,765 OK. 1074 01:23:21,848 --> 01:23:23,390 Well, you ready? 1075 01:23:51,889 --> 01:23:53,722 OK. 1076 01:23:53,847 --> 01:23:55,555 OK, you have everything? - Yeah. 1077 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,222 Phone card? - Yeah. 1078 01:23:57,347 --> 01:23:59,389 Make sure to ring us, yeah? - Promise. 1079 01:24:10,096 --> 01:24:11,804 I'm so proud of you. 1080 01:24:12,638 --> 01:24:15,596 Forty minutes. - Yeah, I'm sure. 1081 01:24:40,845 --> 01:24:43,553 So... Are you gonna let us in or...? 1082 01:24:45,387 --> 01:24:46,595 No. 1083 01:25:07,052 --> 01:25:10,552 Sign your name. Take your bag. Get on the truck. 1084 01:25:14,094 --> 01:25:15,594 Have you signed your name? 1085 01:25:15,719 --> 01:25:19,136 Sign your name. Take your bag. Get on the truck. 1086 01:25:28,094 --> 01:25:30,136 Bus is moving in five minutes! 1087 01:25:30,261 --> 01:25:32,969 Everybody, get on the trucks right behind me! 1088 01:25:47,176 --> 01:25:48,801 Stop throwing rocks at people! 1089 01:25:49,718 --> 01:25:50,926 Here. 1090 01:25:54,260 --> 01:25:55,760 Why? - Take it! 1091 01:25:56,593 --> 01:25:59,510 It's over 2,000, it is enough to get out of here. 1092 01:25:59,635 --> 01:26:00,676 Out of Ireland. 1093 01:26:00,801 --> 01:26:02,510 No, I don't want it. - Yes, you do! 1094 01:26:02,635 --> 01:26:04,051 I'm happy here. - You're not! 1095 01:26:04,176 --> 01:26:05,760 I am. - No, you're not! 1096 01:26:06,468 --> 01:26:08,218 And you're not going to be! 1097 01:26:10,343 --> 01:26:11,967 This place will kill you. 1098 01:26:15,884 --> 01:26:17,717 Please, Eddie, just take it. 1099 01:26:18,675 --> 01:26:21,175 You can't be who you need to be here. 1100 01:26:25,842 --> 01:26:27,425 Where am I supposed to go? 1101 01:26:29,175 --> 01:26:30,425 Anywhere. 1102 01:26:32,550 --> 01:26:34,092 You should come with me. 1103 01:26:36,384 --> 01:26:37,675 I can't. 1104 01:26:40,009 --> 01:26:41,925 You have to do this on your own. 1105 01:26:43,591 --> 01:26:44,966 I'm scared. 1106 01:26:45,716 --> 01:26:46,883 You should be. 1107 01:26:47,633 --> 01:26:49,091 Fucking scary. 1108 01:26:52,216 --> 01:26:53,591 You'll be great. 1109 01:26:54,966 --> 01:26:56,299 I taught you well. 1110 01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:02,466 I can't. 1111 01:27:03,424 --> 01:27:04,758 I can't. 1112 01:27:13,216 --> 01:27:15,673 Come on, move! The truck is leaving! 1113 01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:17,132 Last call! 1114 01:27:17,632 --> 01:27:18,632 Amber... 1115 01:27:32,673 --> 01:27:33,923 I'm gay. 1116 01:27:39,923 --> 01:27:40,965 No shit 1117 01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:44,673 I'm sorry I was such a prick to you. 1118 01:27:46,007 --> 01:27:47,090 No. 1119 01:27:51,339 --> 01:27:55,214 You are the ONLY boy in the world I'm glad I dated. 1120 01:27:56,589 --> 01:27:57,881 Go. 1121 01:29:52,919 --> 01:29:56,003 # Do you remember when it seemed 1122 01:29:56,128 --> 01:29:59,335 # That your dreams could be so real 1123 01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:02,668 # Do you remember when you believed 1124 01:30:02,793 --> 01:30:06,043 # In everything that you could achieve 1125 01:30:06,168 --> 01:30:09,418 # Now you've lost that look in your eye 1126 01:30:09,543 --> 01:30:12,793 # And you don't hold your head so high 1127 01:30:12,918 --> 01:30:15,918 # Precious memory all around 1128 01:30:16,043 --> 01:30:19,377 # Don't let them shoot you, shoot you down 1129 01:30:19,502 --> 01:30:22,710 # Don't let them shoot you, shoot you down 1130 01:30:22,835 --> 01:30:26,043 # Don't let them shoot you, shoot you down... # 1131 01:32:23,664 --> 01:32:26,623 Subtitles: Babel Subtitling - babelSUB.be 76465

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