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I'm Jane McDonald and I'm cruising
the world. Do you want to come?
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After half a lifetime at sea,
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I've lost count of the number
of ships I've been on.
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Cooee!
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But I'm definitely in good company.
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With two million Brits setting sail
each year, this type of break
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is more popular than ever.
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CORK POPS
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Do you know, I love
that sound, don't you?
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Fancy a cruise yourself?
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In this series, I am sampling
just a few of those on offer.
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We're going on us holidays!
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I'll be exploring the magic of Oz...
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Ow!
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..where they know how
to welcome us Poms.
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It's a love bite, I promise.
No, it's not.
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It is.
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I'll visit the terrific
South Pacific,
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with its smoky water
and one very uneasy rider...
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Argh!
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..and tour the Monte Carlo
of South America.
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I'm in a millionaires'
playground. Let me play!
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Argh!
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You can never get tired of cruising.
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There's just so many things
to see...
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That's pretty special, isn't it?
That's pretty special.
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How are you doing?
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..so many people to meet...
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Wait till I tell my mam.
Yeah, ring your mum.
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..so much to eat...
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I like me meat.
So, I'm going for it.
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..and even more to drink.
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Fantastic.
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This time, I'm journeying
to the bottom of the world...
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Oh, my God, look at this.
Look at this.
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Oh, wow!
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..living la vida loca
down in South America.
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Fantastic.
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This super ship will be taking me
round 7,000 miles
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of stunning coastline.
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I'll drink to that.
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Whisky glacier. Cheers.
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On the way, I'll pick up
a penguin...
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..practise me hottest moves...
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It is a little bit, sort of,
you know...sexy.
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..and me best chat-up lines.
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Oh, that's a big piece of meat.
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Let's go and be naughty.
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I take in the sights and sounds
of Buenos Aires.
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Why is he naked? The general is the
one who is on the horse, yes?
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Easy mistake!
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..marvel at the Welsh wonder of
Gaiman...
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Oh, wow. Look at this!
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..taste some barbecue delights,
gaucho-style...
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This is our beef. I love Uruguay!
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..and move like a Montevideo girl.
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19 days of Hispanic heaven.
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Woohoo! Come on!
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Well, hello, hello, Valparaiso,
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sixth-largest city in Chile,
and so-called Jewel of the Pacific.
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It is one of the country's
architectural gems.
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A riot of colour, cobbled streets
and clifftop homes.
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I'd love to explore them all,
but my ship is setting sail
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in about two hours, so with just
one city tour to choose,
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I've gone and booked Street Art.
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I mean, it just sounded
so, you know, street.
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Al? Jane?
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Ah, hello, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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Can I call you Al?
Of course. Marvellous.
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Well, come with me. OK.
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Now, I know what you're probably
thinking.
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"Jane, why have you spent money to
go and see a load of old graffiti?"
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But trust me, the street art
here is something else.
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Do you want me to go on this?
I mean, that is really steep.
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To find the very best of it,
you need to head for the hills.
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And the easiest way to get there
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is in one of the city's
famous funiculars.
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OK, oh! Oh, my God.
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This boneshaker
is around 100 years old.
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So, no wonder
it's a bit slow getting up.
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But the views at the top
of the hill are spectacular.
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Just don't forget your jumper.
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Can I just get one thing straight?
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Yeah. This is supposed to be
the height of summer. Yes.
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It's chilly in Chile.
Yes. What's going on?
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I don't know.
Very, very different summer.
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It doesn't matter, though.
We're still having a good time, Al.
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Come on, show me your sights.
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When the Spanish settled here
500 years ago,
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they named it Valparaiso,
meaning Valley of Paradise.
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Today, it is a paradise for anyone
with a pot of paint, a brush
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or a spray can.
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So, people actually make
a trip here to paint on the walls?
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Many do, yeah.
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They come from all over
the world, because they know
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Valparaiso has this thing where,
if you knock on somebody's door,
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they will give you permission
to paint the place.
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So, as long as you get permission,
you are allowed to spray...?
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Yes. It feels naughty
to go..."Zhhh!"
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But I might feel
like I want to be naughty, Al.
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Let's go, then. Yeah. Let's do it.
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Let's go and be naughty.
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This is Al's mate, Pablo,
the Picasso of street art.
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And a man who is full
of surprises.
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Oh, my God, that's me. Wow.
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Get me roots done, that's good,
yeah. I can't believe that.
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All of a sudden,
I'm really liking it.
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I'm really liking
this art stuff now. This is great.
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That's pretty good, that's pretty
good. Look at that, that's me!
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The best thing about this tour
is that you get to be hands-on.
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First, you got to shake the can.
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OK, I'm shaking. Shake the can.
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Move over, Banksy.
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This bit, yeah?
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I can't see the likeness yet.
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We've got a coach trip.
We are a tourist attraction.
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OK, this is where magic happens.
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Magic is going to happen,
magic is going to happen.
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It has to.
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I'm very nervous about this
because we're just covering it all
in black paint.
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Woohoo!
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Tell me when. All right,
ready for the big reveal?
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We are revealing. Woohoo!
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APPLAUSE
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I'm telling you what an honour
it is to have myself immortalised
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on this wall, thank you.
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It's been my pleasure to meet you.
Thank you and thank you. Gracias.
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Thank you once again.
Right, I'm on the run, I'm off, Bye!
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I see no ships.
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Actually, there's one
with my name on it.
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Oh, OK, not literally, but whatever!
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I can't wait to get on board.
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Now, deep breath...
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By heck, that's good
for your thighs!
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We're on, we're on.
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That's a lot of steps!
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Luckily, I've got plenty of time
to get my breath back.
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From Valparaiso,
we're going to be sailing south
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along the coast of Chile
to the glacier of San Rafael
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before reaching
the outback town of Punta Arenas.
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From there, it's on to
a home from home - the Falklands.
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And finally, I will be
stopping off in Argentina,
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home of the T-bone and the tango.
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Oh, I'm here!
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Look.
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Look...
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Are you ready?
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Come in. I'm too excited.
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Oh, my God, I've got a corridor!
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I've got a corridor,
I've got a corridor.
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Come on.
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That's a classy net curtain.
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I like a classy net.
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There are only suites on board.
Every suite has an ocean view,
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and, let's face it, that's what
it's all about - the sea.
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Oh, Jacuzzi, I've got a Jacuzzi.
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Wow.
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Look, walk-in closets. Look, look...
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..walk-in closets.
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His and hers, but for this trip,
hers, hers, mine.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Pillow menu?
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Oh, gosh.
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Body pillow. So, if you're
missing someone at home,
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you can get a big...
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..pillow...
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..to cuddle.
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Which is not a bad thing, is it?
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19 days on board ahead of me, eh?
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I think I'll manage!
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I can't believe the sun
has come out on the sail away.
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Finally, we're leaving port.
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I've been able to peel my jacket
off and take me vest off.
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I'm very excited about that.
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So, it's adios, Valparaiso.
I've loved every minute.
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But I'll be glad to see
the rest of Chile.
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Bon voyage!
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Coming up, the icewoman cometh...
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Oh, my God, look at this.
Look at this!
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Oh, wow!
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Whisky glacier.
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Cheers.
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If you like, we can take the whole
glacier back to the ship for you.
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Perfect!
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I want to live here. This is nice.
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Wow.
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And birds of a feather
baffle me together.
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I can see that is a couple of swans.
Or is it ducks? I don't know.
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Oh, good morning!
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The sun is shining.
There's blue skies.
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I've still got me vest, though,
cos you just never know
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when it's going to get chilly
in Chile again.
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Welcome back on board
my Latin America cruise adventure.
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We've left Valparaiso behind
and are now sailing south along
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the Chilean coast towards Castro.
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Do you know, it's day three
and I haven't even had a proper
look round yet.
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So, I'm gonna take you with me,
on this camera on a stick,
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and we're going to explore.
Here we go.
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Nice little spiral number.
Where does this take us?
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I haven't seen this bit before.
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This seems to be the hub,
where everybody meets,
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at the back of the ship.
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Hello, can I join you? Yeah.
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Hello, love.
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I always catch your programme.
Thank you.
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It's usually quite funny. It
doesn't mean to be funny, Philip,
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it's just the way...
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..it's filmed.
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So, what are you going
to look for in Castro?
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Well, do you know, I don't know.
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But I'm really interested to see
these gaily painted houses
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that stick out over the sea. Yeah.
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There's lots of quirky
architecture..
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There is, isn't there? Everything
is built from wood, apparently.
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So, have a lovely day in Castro.
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I don't really fancy a tour today,
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so I'm going to let Philip crack on
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while I continue looking round
the ship.
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I mean, just look at this.
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Go up on top deck.
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Apparently, a lot of people walk
around the decks
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just to get fit a little bit.
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Hello. Hi, how are you doing?
Good to see you.
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How many laps have you done so far?
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Three and a half.
Three and a half? How many...?
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I've got to do ten.
Seven and a half to go.
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No, six and a half. Six and a half,
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and then I can sit on the sunbed
and relax. Have a drink? Yeah!
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LAUGHTER
Another one.
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Thanks ever so much.
See you later. Bye.
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Aw...
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You see, that's really what I should
be doing - ten times round,
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morning and night.
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I'd rather lie.
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While I have been sunning myself,
Philip has had a lovely time
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in Castro, by all accounts.
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These are the famous palafitos,
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or painted houses on stilts,
to you and Philip.
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They are perfect for fishermen,
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who sit by the back door dangling
their rods.
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And if the tide gets too high,
they call for a "minger"...
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Leave it!
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That's where they round up
the neighbours,
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who help shift the cabins
to somewhere a little drier.
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THEY SHOUT
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As the sun sets, we continue
our journey south.
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And while the sun is away,
the passengers come out to play.
248
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OK, it's not exactly Club 18-30
crowd but we still know how to move.
249
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For an hour or two, at least!
250
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Oh, by the way, I know what
you are thinking.
251
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I haven't got a new boyfriend or
anything. I was missing Ed,
252
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so I've ordered a body pillow, so...
253
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Goodnight, everyone.
254
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Oh, goodnight, Ed, darling.
255
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OK, the weather has been a bit parky
so far,
256
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but now, as we venture
into Patagonia,
257
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on South America's southernmost tip,
258
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it is getting really cold.
259
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The winds here can cut you in two.
260
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But the sights are incredible.
261
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Look at that,
there's a shipwreck just there.
262
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My biggest worry right now
263
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is that this ship is getting
very close
264
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to where that one has sank.
265
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Wow, look at that, though.
266
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We steam on to our next stop,
267
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where I have to change vessels
268
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in order to see
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another spectacular sight.
270
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So, we are on the catamaran.
271
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And this is one of
the highlights of Patagonia.
272
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So we are off to see San Rafael
glacier this morning.
273
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This is the only way
to see the glacier -
274
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unless you fancy a very cold swim.
275
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Oh, hiya!
276
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Are you all right? Great. Good.
277
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,450
Look at that ice, look at that.
278
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I mean, that's a big chunk,
isn't it?
279
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,530
Hello, Jane. I've always wanted
to meet you. Have you? Yes.
280
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You've cost my husband
lots of money.
281
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,250
Oh, dear. Why have I cost you
so much money, then?
282
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,450
It's your fault
we're on this cruise.
283
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,290
LAUGHTER
Never cruised before. Wow.
284
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30th wedding anniversary,
and we just thought, "This is it."
285
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:49,410
This is it. Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
286
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Are you having a good time?
Wonderful time. Oh, I'm so pleased.
287
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Fabulous. And now you've met me.
288
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:59,330
Well, this is it. That's the
highlight. The icing on the cake.
289
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LAUGHTER
290
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Just an hour after boarding
the catamaran, the sight we have
291
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all been waiting for.
292
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:18,530
Oh, my God, look at this,
look at this!
293
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Oh, wow!
294
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San Rafael glacier is part
295
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of the Northern Patagonian
Icefield,
296
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which covers 1,620 square miles.
297
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,730
Much more excitingly, it's blue!
298
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That's caused by compression
of the older, lower layers
299
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by the newer, upper layers.
300
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You're welcome!
301
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:51,370
This was worth the trip, wasn't it?
302
00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,170
Just for this alone!
303
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,610
Just look...
304
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..at the view.
305
00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,850
I've just got one question really.
306
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,770
How old are we talking for
the blue ice?
307
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:06,970
Approximately, the blue ice
is around 20,000 years.
308
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:10,010
20,000 years? Yes.
309
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,530
So, you don't want any of that
in your gin and tonic,
310
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,250
I'm telling you that.
311
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,090
But in a glass with whisky,
you would. Really?
312
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:20,410
It is a tradition to have
whisky with that ice.
313
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:23,810
Really? But is it...taste not good?
314
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,450
If you're lucky, it will taste
nothing but whisky,
315
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,970
but sometimes you can get
a little bit of salt...
316
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,530
Salty whisky. Salty whisky.
317
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,130
Well, I'm up for it.
318
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,410
You know, I had a feeling
this would be my kind of place.
319
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,290
Woohoo!
320
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,050
They're catching ice.
321
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,170
Can I give you that ice?
322
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,490
OK.
323
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:49,370
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
324
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,410
Oh, that's lovely.
325
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:55,890
If you like, we can take
the whole glacier back to the ship
326
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,170
for you! Perfect!
327
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:01,170
Whisky glacier. Cheers!
328
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:04,490
That's amazing.
329
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:15,010
We've now come to the end
of our first week
330
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and are travelling
through the Strait of Magellan.
331
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:20,650
This is often used as
a gateway to Antarctica.
332
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:22,970
But we're stopping off
in Punta Arenas.
333
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This is the fourth-windiest city
in the world,
334
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:30,210
so to keep my feet on the ground,
the ship has helped me book a guide.
335
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,250
Oh, sunshine! Hello!
336
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,730
Ah, Lorenzo!
Nice to meet you, welcome.
337
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,130
Nice to see you.
Welcome to Punta Arenas.
338
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,650
"Araynas"? Yes.
339
00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,250
Is it not "Areenas"?
340
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,490
"Araynas."
341
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:48,250
That will explain the wind. Take me
on your big white van. Yeah.
342
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,570
Come on. Thank you. Hola. Hola!
343
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,850
You can take in the sights with
a group, or pay a bit more,
344
00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:58,370
as I have, and splash out
on a private tour.
345
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,730
Punta Arenas is one of
the southernmost cities in Chile.
346
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:05,170
Gusts can reach speeds
of up to 40mph here.
347
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,530
Jane...
348
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:07,810
Yeah...?
349
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,770
Welcome to my city. Oh!
350
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,970
See this?
351
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,570
Blown away.
352
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:18,730
Yes, Patagonian wind.
353
00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:25,850
If I make it there in one piece,
I'm gonna get to wander around
354
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,890
one of the most popular
tourist attractions here.
355
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,570
Museo Del Recuerdo tells the story
of the first settlers to arrive
356
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in Punta Arenas.
357
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,450
When they established this in 1848,
358
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,730
they said, "OK, we need
more people."
359
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:44,170
And the people from Chile didn't
want to come here. It was too cold.
360
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:45,890
Uh-huh.
361
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:48,970
But people in Europe are used to it.
Yes.
362
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:51,930
You see, we get everywhere, us
Europeans. And we're still coming.
363
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,410
Yes!
364
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,610
The promise of finding a fortune
in sheep-rearing and gold
365
00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:01,650
attracted the first
European settlers. here.
366
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:05,690
This museum is packed with European
machinery they brought with them.
367
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:09,410
Well, when I say European...
I really mean...British -
368
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:12,530
as my fellow passengers Jill
and Mark have pointed out to me.
369
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:15,450
Got stuff from Bedford, England.
370
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,130
Can you...l? Oh, my...
371
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,730
That's amazing, isn't it, really?
372
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:20,210
It's absolutely fantastic.
373
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,170
Come to the bottom end of the world,
374
00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:24,850
the furthest south you can ever get,
375
00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:28,570
and all the steel
was made where I come from.
376
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,170
Amazing. Amazing.
377
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:35,970
I'm so proud of our industry.
Absolutely.
378
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,810
If only we'd got it now!
379
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,010
LAUGHTER
380
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:43,410
See you later! See you later!
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
381
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,730
Always learning new things. Yeah.
382
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,690
You can start being a tourist guide.
383
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:50,810
No, I couldn't. I haven't got
your charisma, darling.
384
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,690
Oh, I do like Lorenzo.
385
00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:56,530
It hasn't taken him long
to get the measure of me.
386
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,530
I'm going to take you to the palace
387
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,090
of one of the richest people
that lived here.
388
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,250
Really? Yeah, want to see it? Yeah!
389
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:04,610
Let's check it out!
390
00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:09,610
I want to live here. Yeah?
391
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,410
This is nice.
392
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,010
I could live here.
393
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,970
Fantasy world. We love fantasy.
394
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,210
The house once belonged
395
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,650
to the biggest sheep farmer in
all of Patagonia.
396
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:25,010
And judging by the furnishings and
art works, that certainly paid well.
397
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,690
Oh, look at this.
398
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:30,130
This belonged to
the father of Pablo Picasso.
399
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,650
Now, listen, I'm not one
to cause trouble...
400
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:35,410
I prefer his dad's painting.
I can tell what that is.
401
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:38,650
In a normal Picasso,
I can't work it out.
402
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:42,650
His dad, I can see
that is a couple of swans.
403
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:45,090
Or is it ducks? I don't know.
404
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:46,610
Is it swans or ducks?
405
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:54,250
Well, I've only been here
a couple of hours,
406
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,090
but Punta Arenas has made
a big impression.
407
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,090
So it's only fair I make one back.
408
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,370
Ahh!
409
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,530
Oh, this is great...
410
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,930
Silicon Valley...
411
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,570
You've got the Netherlands...
412
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:08,130
I think you know what is
coming here, don't you?
413
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,610
There's a very important
place to me...
414
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:13,290
..called Wakefield. Oh.
415
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:19,810
And it's 13,405km...
416
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,090
Wow!
417
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:22,650
There you go.
418
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,690
So I'll put it there,
right after Silicon Valley.
419
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,410
Just after Silicon Valley.
420
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:28,810
Great.
421
00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:30,930
Thank you for being so wonderful.
You're welcome.
422
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:34,730
Hello!
423
00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:37,850
Coming up, I spent some
quality time with the locals...
424
00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:40,610
HE SPEAKS SPANISH
He wants me to drink it.
425
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:42,450
LAUGHTER
426
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:45,330
..and the Falkland Island penguins
warm my heart.
427
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:47,890
Teenagers waiting to be fed
and they won't leave home.
428
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,330
LAUGHTER
429
00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:51,490
I think that's the world over,
isn't it?
430
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:55,010
Hey up. Hey up.
431
00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:56,450
SHE LAUGHS
432
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,560
I'm ten days into
me South American adventure.
433
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,520
I'm still down in Punta Arenas,
434
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,480
and I'm still finding it tough
to stay on my feet.
435
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,040
Whoo! Ho-ho-ho!
436
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:22,160
I've always heard... I've always
been told that Chile gives you wind.
437
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,000
I think it's true.
It's windy in Chile!
438
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,440
It's my last full day
in this country,
439
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,920
and I've got a bit
of holiday cash to burn,
440
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,600
so I've asked about one unusual
excursion before sailing off.
441
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,480
One of the trips onboard the ship
442
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,280
is to have lunch with a family
that you've never met
443
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,840
and find out about the culture
444
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,800
and why they moved here,
and, to be honest,
445
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,800
this is so out
of my comfort zone because
446
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,520
- I know it's hard to believe this -
because I'm quite shy.
447
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,400
But it's a trip,
and it's a very popular one
448
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,760
and I thought,
"Why not give it a go?"
449
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,640
Oh, it's a nice house.
450
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,760
As they say, nothing ventured
and all that.
451
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,520
KNOCKING
452
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,000
I'm halfway round the world, so why
not experience some proper culture?
453
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,400
Hello. Hello, Jane! Hello.
How are you? Nice to meet you.
454
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,800
Nice to meet you.
455
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,960
Welcome home. Thank you. Please,
come on in. What a lovely welcome!
456
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,200
This is our kitchen, our nannies.
457
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,440
This is certainly going to be
a unique experience. If not unusual.
458
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,000
But as those best
fridge magnets say,
459
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,600
"A stranger's just a friend
you haven't met yet."
460
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,560
And I'm in good hands,
461
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,520
cos my host Maria does this
sort of entertaining all the time.
462
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,560
This is my father. Papi. Alejandro.
463
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,720
This is Jane. Ha-ha! He doesn't
speak English at all. That's OK.
464
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,480
I will translate. Alejandro.
Hello. Mucho gusto.
465
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,800
Nice to meet you.
HE SPEAKS SPANISH
466
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,520
A very nice lady.
Good-looking lady. Thank you.
467
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,600
He's very happy. Thank you.
468
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,640
THEY LAUGH
We love him.
469
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,000
So, would you like to have
a pisco sour? Home-made.
470
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,240
What's a pisco sour?
White alcohol... OK.
471
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,120
..with lemon, some sugar.
472
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,160
Bring it on. Pisco sour. Pisco sour.
473
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,360
Si, si. Good, good. OK.
474
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:19,160
So, salud. Salud. My pleasure
to have you here.
475
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,160
Great to see you. Cheers, everyone.
476
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,040
Hoo-hoo! Whoo!
477
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,520
Good? Yeah, that's good.
It's strong? Or good?
478
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,640
No, that's good. You can sit, no?
Papi gets tired. I bet.
479
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,040
85, love. I would be.
480
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,160
THEY SPEAK SPANISH
481
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,280
Oh, he wants me to drink.
THEY LAUGH
482
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,320
HE SPEAKS SPANISH
483
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,520
Right, OK.
484
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,000
He says that the pisco sour is
very good to avoid getting sick. Oh.
485
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,120
With the cold. I'll drink to that.
THEY LAUGH
486
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:57,280
I'm not sure that's entirely true,
but you know me, any excuse.
487
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,960
Monica, Papi.
488
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,920
SHE SPEAKS SPANISH
We're ready to eat.
489
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,240
SHE SPEAKS SPANISH
490
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,000
Oh! Oh!
491
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,600
Oh, wow! Are you OK?
492
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,000
I suppose
I should offer some help here.
493
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,360
But after three very large
pisco sours and wine,
494
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,520
I'm rooted to my seat.
495
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,280
Terrible, aren't I? Excellent!
496
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,600
Perfect.
THEY SPEAK SPANISH
497
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,520
Sit down. Si.
Come on! Do you want a drink?
498
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,200
SHE SPEAKS SPANISH
499
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,520
Do you want some wine?
Bless you. You're busy.
500
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,000
SHE SPEAKS SPANISH
Oh, OK.
501
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,360
He will feed you. OK.
Oh, my God, the man's got a knife.
502
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,280
I don't care any more.
I'm having a brilliant time.
503
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,480
Oh, that's a big piece of meat.
He says you have to try this.
504
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,880
Open, open the... The mouth. Mouth.
505
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,400
Mm! Delicious, isn't it? Mm!
506
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,240
I'm not leaving. I'm staying.
Cheers again. Oh, 'ey up.
507
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,520
Now with pisco sour. Pisco sour
and wine, pisco sour and wine. OK.
508
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,080
Three different drinks. Salud.
509
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,400
HE SPEAKS SPANISH
510
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,720
He says you should stay,
so you can sing for us. Oh.
511
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,960
I don't know where he got
that information from. No idea.
512
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,680
He knows. Another one of these,
you won't stop me.
513
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,840
Cheers. Cheers. Salud.
Salud. Thank you.
514
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:36,280
Just had the best time in that house
with those lovely people.
515
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,880
What an incredible way
to end my time in Chile.
516
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,320
I'll never forget the warm
hospitality. Or the hangover.
517
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,440
Anyway, a few hours later
we're cruising off
518
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,000
and I've been given permission
to meet the main man on board...
519
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,480
Captain. How are you, Jane?
Very nice to meet you.
520
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,680
Welcome to the bridge.
521
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,640
..and to inspect his equipment.
522
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,040
This is the wheel.
523
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,720
And you can touch it if you want,
because it's...
524
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,240
Can I touch your wheel? It's on
autopilot so nothing's happening.
525
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,600
You can even turn it.
You'll hear a beep.
526
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,560
BEEPS
527
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,880
You see?
But nothing's actually happening.
528
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,280
It's just saying
you're not controlling it.
529
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,640
But I feel as if I am. It's only
a little wheel for such a big ship.
530
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,120
Yeah, it is.
531
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,560
Controlling the wheel really
is a job for the professionals -
532
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,520
because we're now on our way
to the Falklands
533
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,320
and there's 500 miles of
treacherous sea to get through.
534
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,160
I know it's really difficult
to dock or visit the Falklands.
535
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,840
Yeah, unfortunately
536
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,160
it's an area that's really
affected by the wind,
537
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,880
and strong winds quite often.
538
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,840
So that's the challenge
in the Falklands.
539
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,440
I guess that 50% of the time
it gets cancelled.
540
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,200
If it's 50/50 normally,
what's it going to be tomorrow?
541
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,160
I would stick to 50/50.
542
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,400
No, I will probably say 60/40
that we do it.
543
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:56,560
OK. I might even push to 65/35.
OK. I love a positive captain.
544
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,520
I'm a bit nervous now.
545
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,920
I don't want to come all this way
546
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,040
without seeing the UK's
furthest-flung outpost.
547
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,640
Time for bed.
548
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,040
And time to leave the captain
and his crew
549
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,360
to do their stuff
550
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,480
across the freezing South Atlantic.
551
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,440
We're here.
552
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,640
We finally got to the Falklands.
553
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,480
It's been choppy, it's been a ride
554
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,320
and it's so near but yet so far.
555
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,960
I wonder if we're going
to be able to get on them.
556
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,760
It all depends on the current,
557
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,600
the tide, the weather
558
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:52,120
and whether the tender
will get us across OK.
559
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,360
The weather here can change
in minutes,
560
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,400
and winds can reach
speeds of 100mph,
561
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,320
making the water too rough to cross.
562
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,920
But this morning
there's a window of opportunity,
563
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,840
so the captain has given
the all-clear.
564
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,400
Hello, good morning. Whoo!
565
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,800
It's not like that,
as everybody predicted it would be.
566
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,160
Saying that, this is only one way.
567
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,080
It might be like that
on the way back.
568
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,280
SHE RETCHES
569
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,240
I've always dreamt
of visiting the Falklands.
570
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,440
But I never thought
I'd actually do it.
571
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,920
I mean, I know it's British
and everything,
572
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,520
but it's 8,000 miles away.
573
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,240
Thank you.
574
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,000
I'm on the Falklands!
Oh, my goodness me!
575
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,600
I can't even tell you
how exciting it is,
576
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,080
because there were so many
things against us getting here.
577
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,400
Not many people actually
make it onto the Falklands,
578
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,680
so the fact that we have
actually done it is amazing!
579
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,000
Come on!
580
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,000
It's like we're in St Ives
or somewhere.
581
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,320
I mean, they could be any
seaside houses,
582
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,600
except they've got corrugated roofs.
583
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,280
Yeah, corrugated roofs
we don't really have. No.
584
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,600
A red telephone box. Oh, gosh! Yeah,
there's a telephone box there.
585
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,920
And round the corner
there's a double-decker red bus.
586
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,880
You're joking? No. Amazing. Amazing.
587
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,320
JANE SQUEALS
I'm excited, Sheila.
588
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,520
I've got to get out more, I know.
That's right, go for a walk.
589
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:49,080
Come on, let's go and explore.
Come on. Let's explore. Whoo!
590
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,800
Port Stanley is
the capital of the Falkland Islands
591
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,920
and home to just 1,500 people.
592
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,760
It's mind-blowing -
so far away from home,
593
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,160
and it just looks like, well, home.
594
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,480
Look, the lupins and everything.
595
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,360
It's just like an English garden,
look.
596
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,840
Cos I'll tell you something -
my grass needs cutting and all!
597
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,200
SHE LAUGHS
598
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,200
OK, not everything here's like it
is at home. Take the local wildlife.
599
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,680
There's over 200 species of birds
600
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,880
and the sort of sea mammals
you'll never meet in Skeggy.
601
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,240
Then there's the penguins,
602
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,880
which outnumber the people
by 50 to 1.
603
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,000
Nearly 2,000 of them
live in the wildlife sanctuary
604
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
that I'm visiting today, Bluff Cove.
605
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:02,200
Right, we're here with t'penguins.
It's cold, it's windy.
606
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,760
And if you've got a sense
of smell...
607
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,760
..it doesn't smell great.
608
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,800
There's a reason these penguins
are so pungent - poop.
609
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,960
Plenty of poop.
610
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,880
Honestly,
you come all this way to visit them
611
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,040
and that's how they thank you!
612
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,920
Yep, they definitely stink. It's...
613
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,960
Apparently you can just wander up.
614
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,880
So, don't go past the flags
but there's penguins, look.
615
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,640
I'm that close to a penguin.
616
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,600
Look, even they look cold.
617
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,640
Even they're like, "I'm miserable."
618
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,960
SHE LAUGHS
619
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,920
Oh, look at them
ones with the yellow bit there.
620
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:44,120
Wow, they're good-looking penguins,
aren't they?
621
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,120
Hello. Hello, Mr Penguin.
622
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,480
They don't speak our language
maybe.
623
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,800
Anybody speak Penguin?
624
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,320
That's what I love about this show.
625
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,680
Ask for something
and you get it given.
626
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,560
Ah! Hello. Hello, Jane. Kevin.
627
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,800
It's good to meet you. Good to meet
you. Good to meet you too.
628
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,560
Thanks for letting us come and...
It's absolutely wonderful.
629
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,360
..explore your wonderful place here.
630
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,920
So, why... I have got a question
straightaway. No! Yeah.
631
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,240
These penguins don't look
as well turned out as these.
632
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,800
These look like they've been
in the bathroom an hour
this morning, getting ready.
633
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,600
Yes. Well, these are
the king penguins. Yeah.
634
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,200
And they are completely
different to the gentoo penguins.
635
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,920
And not only that, but the king
penguins are mainly the adults.
636
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,800
The chicks belonging to the kings
are these very small little bundles.
637
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,000
Underneath. Underneath them.
638
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,080
Whereas most of these penguins
here are the gentoo chicks
639
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,640
because the parent birds are at sea,
getting the food.
640
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,160
So it's a sort of kindergarten.
641
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,520
Ah. They're teenagers
waiting to be fed. I see.
642
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,560
And they won't leave home!
643
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,960
I think that's the world over,
isn't it? Yes.
644
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,440
Oh. Hey up. Hey up.
645
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,000
SHE LAUGHS
646
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,440
Seeing how peaceful
the Falklands is now,
647
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,960
it's hard to imagine what's
gone on here in the past.
648
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,880
Since British immigrants
settled on the island 250 years ago,
649
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,440
there's been a dispute
over who owns them
650
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,000
- the UK or Argentina,
651
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,800
whose coast is just 212 miles away.
652
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,840
In 1982, the Argentines invaded,
653
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,360
causing a war in which
nearly 1,000 people were killed.
654
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,880
Today I'm meeting a few of the men
who fought successfully
655
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,200
to keep British culture alive here.
656
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,240
And where better to sample
the culture than the pub?
657
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,960
Hello, lads. Hello, Jane.
658
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,240
So, are you back on a bit
of a pilgrimage, then?
659
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:35,080
Yes, all three of us. There's
nine of us here altogether. Yeah.
660
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,160
So tell us how you all met.
Were you all working together?
661
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,840
I was on HMS Coventry.
She was sunk May 25th.
662
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,560
And Kev, sitting here,
last time he saw me
663
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,400
was 35 and a half years ago,
and I was naked. Really?
664
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:55,000
I stripped him off and showered him.
Cos he was in the sea? Yeah. Wow.
665
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,760
So basically saved your life?
Yep, pretty much. Wow.
666
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,080
So you're a bit of a hero,
aren't you? Not really, no. Yeah.
667
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,680
No, you don't feel like one?
No, no. Not at all.
668
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,320
You know when you hear of the locals
talk about how grateful
669
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,160
they are to you guys...
Very humbling.
670
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,760
But actually, when I set foot
on here today, I was so proud.
671
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,000
I was so proud to be from the UK,
672
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,560
and everybody just speaks
so very highly of you.
673
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,280
And if I were you,
I'd be back every year.
674
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,880
Well, I salute you. Absolutely
salute you. Thank you, Jane.
675
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,800
Thank you. It's just a joy to meet
you. It really is. Great guys.
676
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,400
As the sun goes down, I've just
677
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,760
had the best time on
the first half of my cruise
678
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,440
around South America.
679
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,600
This continent has blown me
away so far.
680
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,920
Woohoo!
681
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,600
I've discovered my wild side
on the streets...
682
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,440
Oh, my God! Look at this!
683
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,040
..got goose bumps from a glacier...
684
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,520
Hello! Hello!
685
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,240
..and was incredibly honoured
686
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,880
to share a meal with
my new Chilean family.
687
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,720
Thanks to the loud and proud people,
688
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,600
Latin fever has well and truly got
a hold of me.
689
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,560
Fantastic!
690
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,760
# Ya, Jane
Hey, hey, hey, hey
691
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,240
# Presente! Ha-ha-ha!
Hey, hey, hey, hey
692
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,000
# Hey, hey, hey, hey
693
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,760
Here we go!
694
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,080
# Let's get loud
695
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,080
# Turn the music up
to hear that sound
696
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,760
# Let's get loud
697
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,040
# Ain't nobody gotta tell you
What you gotta do
698
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,960
# If you wanna live your life
699
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,240
# Live it all the way
and don't you waste it
700
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,800
# Every feeling, every beat
Can be so very sweet
701
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,040
# You gotta taste it
702
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,600
# You gotta do it
You gotta do it
703
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,320
# You gotta do it your way
704
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,960
# You gotta prove it
You gotta prove it
705
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,840
# You gotta mean what you say
You know what you're here for
706
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,400
# You gotta do it
Do it
707
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,880
# You gotta do it your way
708
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,480
# You gotta prove it
You gotta prove it
709
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,560
# You've got to mean what you say
710
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,440
# Life's a party, make it hot
Dance, don't ever stop
711
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,440
# Whatever rhythm
712
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,280
# Every minute, every day
Take them all the way
713
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,520
# You gotta live 'em
Hey, hey, hey, hey
714
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,000
# Cos I'm gonna live my life
715
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,960
# You gotta do it
You gotta do it
716
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,480
# You gotta do it your way
717
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,480
# You gotta prove it
You gotta prove it
718
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,640
# You gotta mean what you say
You know what you're here for!
719
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,720
# You gotta do it your way
720
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,000
# You gotta prove it
You gotta prove it
721
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,480
# You gotta mean what you say
722
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,920
# Let's get loud
723
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,120
# Turn the music up
to hear that sound
724
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,960
# Let's get loud
725
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:51,200
# Ain't nobody gotta tell ya
What you gotta do
726
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,440
# No, no. #
727
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,480
Coming up...
728
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,400
Oh, wow, look at this.
729
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,680
I get a Welsh welcome
in the hillsides...
730
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,120
Iechyd da. Iechyd da!
731
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,440
Oh, I know that one! Iechyd da!
732
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,040
..and I'll pick up a penguin.
733
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,440
PENGUIN BRAYS
734
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,400
Oh, 'ey up. That's a donkey.
735
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,440
I'm sorry, but that sounds like
a donkey to me.
736
00:38:20,810 --> 00:38:23,930
It's now nearly two weeks
since I boarded this ship,
737
00:38:23,930 --> 00:38:27,090
but do you know what's even
more exciting?
738
00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:29,770
I've got another six days left!
739
00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:32,290
Every room on this ship is a suite.
740
00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:38,210
So, I can have any of these?
741
00:38:38,210 --> 00:38:40,010
Certainly you may have. Yeah?
742
00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:41,610
So, it's been prepared for you.
743
00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:43,370
Oh, thank you! OK.
744
00:38:43,370 --> 00:38:45,290
All right, may I...? Oh, just a...
745
00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:46,770
What are you doing here?
746
00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:48,290
We're going to Puerto Madryn!
747
00:38:48,290 --> 00:38:50,050
It's my day off, innit?
748
00:38:50,050 --> 00:38:51,050
No...
749
00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:54,890
Ah...
750
00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:56,490
What's all this for?
751
00:38:56,490 --> 00:38:58,090
I'm having a bath. A bath?
752
00:38:58,090 --> 00:39:00,930
Oh, it's not just any bath!
Come and have a look at this.
753
00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:03,090
SHE GASPS
Thank you.
754
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,370
Look! Petals.
755
00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:07,170
I've got petals on the floor.
756
00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:09,570
I've got petals round the bath.
757
00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:11,170
See ya later.
758
00:39:11,170 --> 00:39:13,010
Bye! Bye.
759
00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:15,010
THUMP
Oh...!
760
00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,410
THEY LAUGH
761
00:39:17,930 --> 00:39:20,330
Don't begrudge me havin' a soak.
762
00:39:20,330 --> 00:39:23,450
It'll give you time
to study the schedule.
763
00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:26,210
Now, it's day 14
and we're sailing north
764
00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:28,050
to Puerto Madryn in Argentina,
765
00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:29,890
before reaching the nation's
766
00:39:29,890 --> 00:39:31,330
largest city, Buenos Aires.
767
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:36,650
From there, it's a short trip east
768
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:38,810
to Puente Del Este in Uruguay,
769
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:41,170
before wrapping it all up
770
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,610
in its capital, Montevideo.
771
00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:45,410
OK, no hanging about.
772
00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:49,010
Time to tick off
the first place on that list.
773
00:39:52,930 --> 00:39:54,690
Eeeh!
774
00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:56,530
I'm in Argentina!
775
00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:59,090
Ooooh, look at this weather!
776
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:02,210
Blue skies, beautiful weather.
777
00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:04,210
Gorgeous ship.
778
00:40:04,210 --> 00:40:06,370
Where do we go? What do we do?
779
00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:07,930
Let's go and do summat!
780
00:40:10,530 --> 00:40:12,090
We're only here for one day,
781
00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:14,930
so the ship's found someone
to help me make the most of it.
782
00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:16,690
Hi, you must be my guide.
783
00:40:16,690 --> 00:40:19,010
Yes, hello. Hello! Nice to meet you.
784
00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:20,490
How are you?
785
00:40:20,490 --> 00:40:22,930
Really nice to meet you too.
I'm Jane.
786
00:40:22,930 --> 00:40:24,490
I'm Paula. Paula.
787
00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:26,610
Yes. Lovely. Come with me!
OK, let's go.
788
00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:31,410
There's a lot to cram into
this two-part guided tour.
789
00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:34,970
Always a good idea. It saves you
the stress of getting lost.
790
00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:36,770
Our first stop is Punto Tombo.
791
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:40,050
Apparently, its flatlands
and nature reserves are stunning.
792
00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:41,450
Oh, I can't wait!
793
00:40:41,450 --> 00:40:43,850
Come on, put your foot down, driver!
794
00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:45,050
Put your foot down.
795
00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:48,810
Mustn't have heard me. Oh, well...
796
00:40:51,970 --> 00:40:54,770
Better settle in for the duration.
797
00:40:54,770 --> 00:40:57,210
We've been on the bus over
an hour now,
798
00:40:57,210 --> 00:40:59,650
and we've another 60km to go.
799
00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:01,850
The scenery is...
800
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:05,170
Well, let's basically say
it's the same, wherever we've been.
801
00:41:05,170 --> 00:41:06,730
So, um...
802
00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,970
I don't think I'm missing much
if I just shut my eyes
803
00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:11,410
for a couple of minutes. I think...
804
00:41:11,410 --> 00:41:13,970
..if you've seen one bush,
you've seen 'em all.
805
00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:20,090
Looks a bit like Thelma And Louise,
don't it?
806
00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:22,050
Only with Jane and Paula.
807
00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:25,090
Anyway, one more hour gone,
and we've arrived!
808
00:41:28,770 --> 00:41:32,210
Punto Tombo's famous for
its incredible wildlife,
809
00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:34,410
like whales, dolphins and sea lions.
810
00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:37,850
And then there's
these little fellas,
811
00:41:37,850 --> 00:41:40,530
whose relatives I met
back in the Falklands.
812
00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:43,850
These are called
Megellanic penguins,
813
00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:46,770
and this is the world's
largest colony.
814
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:49,490
They're everywhere along this
two-mile stretch of coast,
815
00:41:49,490 --> 00:41:51,970
particularly between
September and April,
816
00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:54,330
when it gets especially lively.
817
00:41:54,330 --> 00:41:56,010
Well, come on,
818
00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:57,330
what else is there to do?
819
00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:58,770
Look at this!
820
00:41:58,770 --> 00:42:01,090
Here we are -
this is my favourite place.
821
00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:02,770
I can see why.
822
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:06,170
Look at that penguin!
I know, he's like, "Whey, I'm in,"
823
00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,010
"I'm in, that's it... I'm in."
824
00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:10,810
And they are funny, the way
they walk - look at them!
825
00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:12,050
They have short legs
826
00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:13,850
so when they walk, they waddle.
827
00:42:13,850 --> 00:42:16,250
I've seen myself walk like that
a few times.
828
00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:17,450
Yeah, me too! Me too.
829
00:42:17,450 --> 00:42:19,210
SHE LAUGHS
830
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,050
More than a million penguins
831
00:42:21,050 --> 00:42:22,610
arrive here each year.
832
00:42:22,610 --> 00:42:25,170
There aren't quite
as many here right now,
833
00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:27,170
but they don't half make a racket.
834
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,130
Hang on, that's not a penguin.
835
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,730
Llamas are really beautiful,
they're guanacos.
836
00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:33,450
I came here many times,
837
00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:37,690
and this is the first time that
I see guanacos on this beach.
838
00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:40,250
Wow! So, it's a special day for you.
839
00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,890
It is a special day!
840
00:42:41,890 --> 00:42:43,650
That's cause the llama's here...
841
00:42:43,650 --> 00:42:44,930
..not me.
842
00:42:49,010 --> 00:42:51,650
Hello, what's up?
PENGUIN BRAYS
843
00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:53,250
Oh, 'ey up!
844
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:55,930
That's a donkey.
PENGUIN BRAYS LIKE A DONKEY
845
00:42:55,930 --> 00:42:58,810
I'm sorry, but that sounds like
a donkey to me!
846
00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:00,610
What's that?
847
00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:02,450
Is it you making all t'noise?
848
00:43:05,090 --> 00:43:06,450
PENGUIN BRAYS
849
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:07,890
I love you, too, darling.
850
00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:09,450
But I've got to run.
851
00:43:09,450 --> 00:43:13,010
I'm really, really, pleased
I came because it's breathtaking.
852
00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:15,330
The beaches, the views,
853
00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:17,730
all the animals that
we've seen here today -
854
00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:21,650
it's just been extraordinary,
it really has.
855
00:43:21,650 --> 00:43:25,250
Also, the fact that I saw llamas
stood with penguins today.
856
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,450
Phew! Apparently,
that never happens!
857
00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:30,410
So, sometimes you just turn up
on a day
858
00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:33,090
and you see something extra special.
859
00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:35,090
And today was one of those days,
860
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:37,290
and I feel very lucky.
861
00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:39,410
I could murder a chocolate biscuit,
though.
862
00:43:47,090 --> 00:43:48,530
Believe it or not,
863
00:43:48,530 --> 00:43:50,730
the largest Welsh settlement
outside of...
864
00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:53,010
..well, Wales, is right here -
865
00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:55,570
in the Patagonian region
of Argentina,
866
00:43:55,570 --> 00:43:57,290
and it's called Gaiman.
867
00:43:59,450 --> 00:44:00,850
OK, Jane. Yeah?
868
00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:06,090
This is a little bit of Wales
in Patagonia, Argentina. Oh!
869
00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:08,570
It's exact!
870
00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:10,170
Oh, wow, look at this!
871
00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:15,490
This is the first house that was
built in Gaiman by David Roberts.
872
00:44:15,490 --> 00:44:18,130
And here, we will find some of
the things that the Welsh
873
00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:20,330
brought into the Mimosa -
874
00:44:20,330 --> 00:44:24,890
that was the first boat trip
that came to Patagonia.
875
00:44:24,890 --> 00:44:29,170
It's really weird to see
a Welsh house in Argentina.
876
00:44:29,170 --> 00:44:32,090
It just is... It doesn't fit.
877
00:44:32,090 --> 00:44:35,410
This community was built
from the ground up,
878
00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:37,650
when a small group of
Welsh immigrants settled here
879
00:44:37,650 --> 00:44:39,810
over 150 ago.
880
00:44:39,810 --> 00:44:41,450
But it wasn't easy for them.
881
00:44:41,450 --> 00:44:44,090
Instead of the fertile land
they were expecting,
882
00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:47,370
they were faced with
a desolate, windswept place.
883
00:44:47,370 --> 00:44:49,370
Still didn't stop 'em, though.
884
00:44:49,370 --> 00:44:51,570
They're not daft, you know,
the Welsh.
885
00:44:51,570 --> 00:44:54,090
They were very clever.
They were very clever.
886
00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:56,850
Yeah, find fresh water
and you can live forever.
887
00:44:56,850 --> 00:44:58,170
What a good idea!
888
00:44:58,170 --> 00:44:59,810
As well as irrigating land,
889
00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:03,210
fresh water has a much more
important function.
890
00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:05,730
I think Paula's read me mind...
891
00:45:07,090 --> 00:45:09,730
Tell me, would you like to have
a nice tea? A nice Welsh tea?
892
00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:11,170
Oh, I would, love.
893
00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:12,610
I would absolutely.
894
00:45:14,050 --> 00:45:15,570
Oooh, can smell it already.
895
00:45:15,570 --> 00:45:17,410
It does smell very nice. Yeah!
896
00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:19,130
Come here. Oh, wow, look at this!
897
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:22,970
Look at this...
898
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,530
All this Welsh cake.
899
00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:27,450
Do you want some tea?
So, do you like it?
900
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:29,650
Love it, yeah.
SHE LAUGHS
901
00:45:29,650 --> 00:45:33,130
We're going to listen to a nice
choir. They sing in Welsh...
902
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:36,850
Welsh choir? ..and in Spanish.
Welsh and in Spanish. OK!
903
00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:41,090
# Mae hiraeth arna' i am y wlad... #
904
00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:45,290
I can tell that they're
all from Welsh descendants,
905
00:45:45,290 --> 00:45:48,330
because they're all amazing singers.
906
00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:51,850
And the Welsh are probably
the best singers in the world,
907
00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:53,770
let's be honest.
908
00:45:53,770 --> 00:45:59,130
# Lle mae torfeydd di-ri... #
909
00:45:59,130 --> 00:46:03,850
What a lovely thing, to come over
here in the middle of Argentina...
910
00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,650
# Yn canu'r... #
911
00:46:05,650 --> 00:46:07,370
..and I'm in a Welsh teahouse,
912
00:46:07,370 --> 00:46:09,690
listening to a Welsh choir.
913
00:46:09,690 --> 00:46:12,130
# Anthem ddyddiau'u hoes
914
00:46:12,130 --> 00:46:16,130
# Am angau Calfari. #
915
00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:18,250
APPLAUSE
Whoo!
916
00:46:19,890 --> 00:46:22,290
The communities kept
the Welsh language alive.
917
00:46:22,290 --> 00:46:26,010
Around 5,000 of them speak
in their native tongue,
918
00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:28,170
including our waitress.
919
00:46:28,170 --> 00:46:30,770
Croeso, in Welsh, to our teahouse.
920
00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:32,650
Oh, say that again! Croeso. Croeso.
921
00:46:32,650 --> 00:46:34,370
Croeso, yeah. Croeso.
922
00:46:34,370 --> 00:46:36,570
The name of teahouse is Ty Gwyn.
Ty Gwyn.
923
00:46:36,570 --> 00:46:38,090
It's "white house".
924
00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:40,090
Everything is home-made
by my grandmother.
925
00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:42,290
I've got to try the Welsh cake.
Welsh cake.
926
00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:44,410
In Wales, they call it bara brith.
927
00:46:47,970 --> 00:46:50,570
Ooh, that's good. You like it?
That is good.
928
00:46:51,730 --> 00:46:53,610
Mmm. Thank you!
929
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,010
Iechyd da!
930
00:46:55,010 --> 00:46:57,010
Iechyd da. Oh, I know that one!
931
00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:58,650
Iechyd da! Da iawn! Yeah!
932
00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:00,290
Da iawn is "very good".
933
00:47:00,290 --> 00:47:02,490
OK, ta-ra! Ta-ra, love!
SHE LAUGHS
934
00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:03,970
Ta-ra! I love that.
935
00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:06,890
Coming up...
936
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:08,170
It's a big one.
937
00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:10,970
I take in Buenos Aires'
most impressive sights.
938
00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:12,890
It's lovely, innit?
939
00:47:15,970 --> 00:47:17,850
Ooh, sorry.
940
00:47:17,850 --> 00:47:19,930
And I get myself tied up in knots.
941
00:47:19,930 --> 00:47:23,050
I've lost it.
I've got my legs too crossed!
942
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:33,180
I'm on the other side of the world.
943
00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:37,900
continuing my 7,000-mile
South American adventure.
944
00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:40,420
The sun's setting
on our second week.
945
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:43,700
Overnight, we're travelling
650 miles north
946
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:47,700
towards the bustling
Argentine capital, Buenos Aires.
947
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:51,660
It'll take us a full day and night
to actually get there,
948
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:54,060
but it's all right, I'm in no rush.
949
00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,780
Morning.
950
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:04,740
Well, there's all sorts to
do on here.
951
00:48:04,740 --> 00:48:06,140
"Morning..."
952
00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:08,100
Is that right, drinking a martini?!
953
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,660
THEY LAUGH
954
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:17,180
I'm taking a bit of an onboard tour,
and I know just the place to start.
955
00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,980
Well, Jane, welcome
to the main galley.
956
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:22,060
Whoa! Here, my crew
of about 62 chefs
957
00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:25,540
prepare about 4,500 plates of food
a day. Oh!
958
00:48:25,540 --> 00:48:28,700
I think I'm eating half of them.
HE LAUGHS
959
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:29,980
I really do.
960
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:31,420
Well, you know what we say,
961
00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:33,620
you join as passenger,
you leave as cargo.
962
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,820
You're damn right there.
So, that's the idea.
963
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:38,420
Now, everything is made fresh
on here, isn't it?
964
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,460
There's nothing pre-done?
We make everything,
965
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:42,900
handmade, on this ship,
on the day, fresh.
966
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,220
Wow. Yes, absolutely.
967
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,500
So, that's why it tastes so good!
968
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:50,340
All the bread, all the cheese
straws, everything. Indeed.
969
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:53,540
Let me introduce you to Chef Merson.
He's our pastry chef on board.
970
00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:55,340
Merson, this is Jane. Hi!
971
00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:57,540
She would like to know about
these... Nice to meet you!
972
00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:59,740
..Patagonian Welsh cakes.
Enjoy, have fun.
973
00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:01,740
I will! Oh, are you leaving us?
Yes, indeed!
974
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,740
OK, Philip. Bye! Bye-bye!
975
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:05,500
So, Welsh cakes...
976
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,060
Yes.
977
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:08,820
Inspired by my trip to Gaiman,
978
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,500
I'm going to see how traditional
Welsh cakes are made.
979
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,780
Ready?
980
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:14,140
Mix together egg,
981
00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:15,660
flour, baking powder,
982
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,700
butter, sugar, currants,
983
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:19,420
and a drop of milk.
984
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:21,180
Domestic goddess, eh?
985
00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:23,100
I can't even put a bowl...
SHE LAUGHS
986
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,940
I can't even get the bowl into
the mixer!
987
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:27,660
But I am handy with a rolling pin.
988
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,300
Ah, yeah. I can do this bit.
989
00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:33,220
So, you can start. Start to cook.
990
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,660
Yes.
991
00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:37,300
At home, I do no cooking.
992
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,180
Nothing. Why?
993
00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:41,660
You just can't be good
at everything, you know?
994
00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:44,620
That's OK - let me cook
for you at home!
995
00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:46,780
OK!
SHE LAUGHS
996
00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:48,980
All right.
997
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:51,140
Well, that's the icing
on the Welsh cake.
998
00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:53,340
I love... You go camping? Camping?
999
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:56,140
Yes. You have a hot rock,
you can do that.
1000
00:49:56,140 --> 00:49:57,740
Darling, I don't camp.
1001
00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,780
There's only five stars,
1002
00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:01,940
and they're not the ones
I'm looking at.
1003
00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:03,980
Is it done? Oh!
1004
00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:06,980
Go from that angle,
then it looks like it hasn't broken.
1005
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:16,740
Mmm! It's good?
1006
00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:18,340
That's not bad!
1007
00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:22,020
Bet Mary Berry's shaking
with fear now.
1008
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:23,220
THEY LAUGH
1009
00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:28,060
Right, evening's approaching,
and a very special evening at that.
1010
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:33,420
I've been invited on to
the captain's table for dinner.
1011
00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:36,420
So, I'd better make an effort!
1012
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:38,620
So, this is your little home, is it?
It is indeed.
1013
00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:41,980
Yeah! This is where they keep you
all the time, locked up.
1014
00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:43,860
Yep, this is where
the magic happens. Yeah...
1015
00:50:43,860 --> 00:50:46,540
Trust me, you'll need more than
a magic wand.
1016
00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:47,820
THEY LAUGH
1017
00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:49,180
I don't know why he's laughing...
1018
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:51,420
Poor lad's got his work
cut out today.
1019
00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:53,460
Ooh, captain's table, James!
1020
00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:55,220
Lucky you. I know!
1021
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:56,900
Feeling right...right posh.
1022
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:59,380
You want to look your very best,
1023
00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:02,660
so you can never get into
the salon, can you, on, uh...?
1024
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:05,580
It's always busy.
Always. Always busy.
1025
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:09,220
In fact, most people
now do it online
1026
00:51:09,220 --> 00:51:11,700
before they actually even
get on the ship,
1027
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:15,580
about a month before - to guarantee
that you get, when you want,
1028
00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:18,260
a hairdresser or,
you know, a spa treatment,
1029
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:20,580
or a restaurant that you want to do.
1030
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:22,860
Then book it online
before you come on.
1031
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:29,420
Well, that was worth it.
He really is a magician!
1032
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,860
I like a bit of a zhuzh.
1033
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:32,300
HE LAUGHS
1034
00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:33,780
Aw, cheers, love. Can I have a hug?
1035
00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:35,300
Course you can. Aw, bless ya.
1036
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,860
That's a little hug from the UK
for ya.
1037
00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:38,980
HE LAUGHS
Thank you!
1038
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:47,340
I don't scrub up too bad...
1039
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,260
..for a 32-year-old.
1040
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:53,780
SHE LAUGHS
1041
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:02,580
Quite nervous.
1042
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:08,500
There are just two formal evenings
on this cruise
1043
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,700
where you can really dress
to impress.
1044
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:13,020
There's not a flip-flop
in sight.
1045
00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:18,940
Oh, look at this lovely table!
1046
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:21,500
Hello! Oh, bless you, you didn't
need to stand! Thank you.
1047
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,700
I'm not used to gentlemen.
THEY LAUGH
1048
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,900
Hello! Good evening.
Please, please, please.
1049
00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:27,500
Don't get up, don't get up!
1050
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:30,140
Very, very nice to see you.
Likewise.
1051
00:52:30,140 --> 00:52:31,460
You're my date tonight.
1052
00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:33,500
I am, I am. Fantastic!
1053
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:35,660
Don't tell my wife! No, I won't.
THEY LAUGH
1054
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,340
Don't tell my husband!
1055
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:40,220
What happens at sea...
ALL: Stays at sea!
1056
00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:44,180
All right. Salute.
Cheers. Salute. Salute.
1057
00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:48,660
Very excellent,
absolutely perfect wine.
1058
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,420
You like Italian wine? I do.
1059
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:55,180
That's why I always like to come on
the captain's table, I'll be honest.
1060
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,980
Because the wines are exceptional.
1061
00:52:58,220 --> 00:52:59,780
Thank you. Oh, wow!
1062
00:52:59,780 --> 00:53:01,460
Oh, look at this.
1063
00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:06,780
Has anybody been to Buenos Aires?
No. No.
1064
00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:10,140
So we're all
virgin Buenos Aires people.
1065
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,780
I've been there,
but many years ago. It was great.
1066
00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:19,820
We're only docking in the Argentine
capital for a couple of days,
1067
00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:22,300
and I want to make the most of it.
1068
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:25,380
So, as nice as
the meal and the company is,
1069
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:27,740
I am getting tucked up
for the night.
1070
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:30,300
I know there's an awful
lot to see in Buenos Aires.
1071
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:33,700
Apparently it's very passionate,
very colourful, very busy,
1072
00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:37,060
and, because of that,
I've hired a guide tomorrow
1073
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:39,500
to sort of whiz me round the city.
1074
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,860
And thanks to the guide, I should
see everything I want to see.
1075
00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:48,820
It's day 16, and I've got two days'
exploring ahead of me here.
1076
00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:51,060
A huge, vibrant city,
1077
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:53,380
it's home to nearly
three million people,
1078
00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:58,140
renowned for passion, for food,
football and fancy footwork.
1079
00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,100
Recognise this fella?
1080
00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:02,860
He was a nightclub
bouncer right here
1081
00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:04,540
before moving on to better things.
1082
00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:07,420
Not everyone is as well behaved,
though, which is why
1083
00:54:07,420 --> 00:54:11,300
it's best to leave your valuables
on board once you've docked.
1084
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:14,420
I've beat the pickpockets by
leaving my room key in the safe.
1085
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:17,060
Hang on, I might have made
a mistake there.
1086
00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:18,860
Hi, Jane! Hi.
1087
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:20,580
Nice to meet you! A pleasure.
1088
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:22,580
Yes, to meet you.
Oh, good to meet you.
1089
00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:25,300
Welcome to the city of Buenos Aires.
Thank you!
1090
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:27,500
This monument is our national hero
1091
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,940
who fought in the battle
of independence
1092
00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:33,660
and he got independence
in Argentina, in Chile and in Peru.
1093
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:35,700
Why is he naked? Erm, well...
1094
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:38,980
In fact, the general is the one
who is on the horse.
1095
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:40,940
Oh, he's on the top. I see.
1096
00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:42,900
This is an allegory. Easy mistake.
1097
00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:46,140
Can you show me some more?
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
1098
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:51,820
As we head south towards the
historic neighbourhood of La Boca,
1099
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:54,980
I'm really getting a sense
of the city's incredible energy.
1100
00:54:56,540 --> 00:54:59,060
So this is really vibrant,
this place, isn't it?
1101
00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:00,300
Yes, really it's amazing
1102
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,020
and it's one of the most important
places in Buenos Aires.
1103
00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:06,580
Because the tango was born
in this area. Really? Yes.
1104
00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:09,140
If you look at this building
on the first floor,
1105
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,620
here was the first brothel
of the city.
1106
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,900
Brothel? The brothel.
1107
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:16,820
Some customers were with the ladies,
yes, in the rooms,
1108
00:55:16,820 --> 00:55:19,700
and there were some other
customers in a room waiting,
1109
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:22,300
so the madam used to play the music
1110
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:26,020
and as the men didn't have ladies
to dance with, because the ladies
1111
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:29,780
were busy working,
they used to dance among each other.
1112
00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:34,620
That's where it all began. It was a
prelude to sex. Yes. Yes. The tango.
1113
00:55:35,980 --> 00:55:38,580
Fan... Fantastic!
1114
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:46,100
Now we are heading
to Caminito street.
1115
00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:50,340
It's the most important street
in the city of Buenos Aires. Ah-ha.
1116
00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:53,380
Just hang on.
Can you hear the music? Oh, yes.
1117
00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:58,340
That is tango music, yeah. Makes you
want to dance. That's great.
1118
00:55:58,340 --> 00:56:02,260
One of the most famous tangos
are called Caminito. Caminito.
1119
00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:04,460
And this is Caminito street.
1120
00:56:04,460 --> 00:56:08,020
I would say it is the most famous
street in Buenos Aires. Really?
1121
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:09,420
And it's tiny.
1122
00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:11,660
And here you breathe
an air of tango, which is
1123
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,860
the passion of most
of the Argentinians.
1124
00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:16,340
So passion is a big thing in
this part of Buenos Aires. Yeah.
1125
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,460
People are really passionate.
1126
00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:24,660
Clearly!
1127
00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:32,980
THEY CLAP
Whoo! Bravo! Bravo, bravo!
1128
00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:39,180
Yeah, it is a little bit sort of,
you know...
1129
00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:43,300
..sexy.
1130
00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:52,500
I don't know what's come over me.
1131
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,500
Maybe it's Latin fever.
1132
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:57,620
But I really fancy a go now.
Watch out, here I come.
1133
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,740
Somebody right in the door!
SHE LAUGHS
1134
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:05,060
In Buenos Aires you can't move
1135
00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:07,220
without tripping over
a tango school,
1136
00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:09,420
especially with my two left feet,
1137
00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:13,340
so I'm hoping this dance class
can help me out.
1138
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:15,580
WOMAN COUNTS IN SPANISH
1139
00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:19,260
Oh. Sorry. Sorry.
1140
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:21,820
Forward, forward, collect...
1141
00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:25,860
Good start, that, wasn't it?
Are you ready to do it? Partners?
1142
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:28,140
We could give it a try?
Oh, yeah, please. Yeah.
1143
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:31,340
What's your name? Tim.
Tim, I'm Jane.
1144
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:37,780
Right, so you've done this before,
yeah? No? A little bit. Oops, sorry.
1145
00:57:37,780 --> 00:57:40,620
Steady. I'm terrible at this.
1146
00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:45,060
One, two, three, four...
Three, four...
1147
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:47,900
Hm, not exactly bringing sexy back,
am I?
1148
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,420
Cross.
1149
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:54,700
I've lost it. I've got my legs too
crossed.
1150
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,340
THEY LAUGH
1151
00:57:56,340 --> 00:58:00,180
I think it's safe to say
you won't be seeing me on Strictly
any time soon.
1152
00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:01,980
Bueno. Muy bien.
1153
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:09,820
I don't think I'll be seeing Tim
again, no.
1154
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,900
I think he's gone off in disgust,
to be honest.
1155
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:15,380
Um, but I tried my best.
1156
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:34,620
Hello. You all right? I could
hear an English accent. Yes.
1157
00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:37,300
You're looking a bit lost.
Where are you trying to find?
1158
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:40,300
Oh, this is Andrea, the guide.
Hi, nice to see you.
1159
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:41,780
Where are you trying to find?
1160
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:43,740
You are looking for
a place to go? Yeah.
1161
00:58:43,740 --> 00:58:46,260
It always comes in handy
when you've got somebody who knows.
1162
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,580
Down the street,
go across the street
1163
00:58:48,580 --> 00:58:50,820
and this is the monument of tower.
1164
00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:53,140
Where are you from?
Yorkshire. We're from Yorkshire.
1165
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:54,700
Yorkshire!
1166
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,860
Just arrived today.
I hope you have a lovely time.
1167
00:58:56,860 --> 00:58:58,580
Really nice to meet you.
1168
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:01,100
We usually see you on stage.
1169
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:03,740
Oh, bless you for that.
These people know who I am.
1170
00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:06,260
Did you get that?
They've seen me in concert.
1171
00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:09,540
See, I told you I were famous.
THEY LAUGH
1172
00:59:09,540 --> 00:59:12,140
See you later, boys.
Bye. Bye, love.
1173
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:20,540
There is music everywhere
you go in this fantastic city...
1174
00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:25,020
..but nowhere more so
than my next stop.
1175
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,580
We have one of the nicest
architectural buildings in the city,
1176
00:59:27,580 --> 00:59:29,540
which is this one - look at this.
1177
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,220
This is our opera house.
1178
00:59:34,620 --> 00:59:38,540
Teatro Colon is one of the
finest opera houses in the world,
1179
00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:40,460
with acoustics to match.
1180
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:43,500
I'm not surprised
with a name like that.
1181
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:48,860
When Pavarotti was singing here,
some reporters asked him
1182
00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:52,060
what was his opinion about
the theatre, and he said,
1183
00:59:52,060 --> 00:59:55,740
"Well, I don't like it at all
because the acoustic is so perfect,
1184
00:59:55,740 --> 00:59:59,500
"that if I made any single mistake,
everybody will notice that."
1185
01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:05,140
I'd best not play here, then.
1186
01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:08,460
Before I head back to the ship,
I've got just enough time
1187
01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:10,740
to wander down the widest
street in the world -
1188
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:13,220
Avenida Nueve de Julio.
1189
01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:15,940
Now there's a mouthful!
1190
01:00:15,940 --> 01:00:19,220
This is the landmark of the city,
this is our obelisk, yeah?
1191
01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:21,260
Obelisk? Obelisk.
1192
01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:22,500
Erected in 1936,
1193
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:24,180
this Modernist giant
1194
01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:27,460
has become Buenos Aires'
most famous monument.
1195
01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,500
It's lovely, innit?
1196
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,420
Really, the landmark of the city.
1197
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:33,260
And, at over 220 feet tall,
1198
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:35,580
it towers proudly above
its smaller neighbours.
1199
01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:36,980
It's a big one.
1200
01:00:40,860 --> 01:00:44,780
Do you know, looking up at
that's given me a stiff neck.
1201
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:46,500
I wonder if my butler does massage.
1202
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:49,900
Hello. I want to be in the movies.
1203
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:53,140
You are in the movies, my darling.
How are you? Oh, I'm good.
1204
01:00:53,140 --> 01:00:54,660
How are you? Oh, lovely to meet you.
1205
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:57,100
What kind of a movie is this?
It's not a dirty movie, is it?
1206
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,740
No. Well, not yet.
THEY LAUGH
1207
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:01,700
Well, we could...
1208
01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,940
If I had the energy, love.
If I had the energy.
1209
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:05,500
Oh, if you did, yes.
1210
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,220
Oh, I've got enough for both of us.
1211
01:01:07,220 --> 01:01:08,540
Have you really?!
1212
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:10,060
Are you here on your own?
1213
01:01:10,060 --> 01:01:12,340
Oh, no, no, my wife is with me.
Oh, really?
1214
01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:14,860
All right. All the best,
my lovely. You too.
1215
01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:16,820
Bye.
1216
01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:18,460
See? He brought his wife.
1217
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:23,100
Could've been my next husband.
1218
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,420
Coming up...
1219
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:28,060
The woman who inspired one of
the world's greatest musicals.
1220
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,740
I feel as if I need to just...
1221
01:01:31,740 --> 01:01:34,380
And I feel flush in Uruguay.
1222
01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:37,540
I'm in a millionaires' playground -
let me play!
1223
01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:47,030
It's day 17, and my second day
in Buenos Aires,
1224
01:01:47,030 --> 01:01:49,710
the final stop in Argentina
before I continue on
1225
01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:52,350
my epic journey
around South America.
1226
01:01:52,350 --> 01:01:54,150
Hi, Jane. Hi. How are you?
1227
01:01:55,350 --> 01:01:57,230
Now, I love musicals,
1228
01:01:57,230 --> 01:01:59,270
so you wouldn't expect me
to come here
1229
01:01:59,270 --> 01:02:02,550
without referring to
one of THE greatest musicals ever -
1230
01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:03,950
Cats.
1231
01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:06,910
Only kidding!
It is, of course, Evita,
1232
01:02:06,910 --> 01:02:12,030
based on the life of Argentina's
one-time First Lady, Eva Peron.
1233
01:02:12,030 --> 01:02:16,270
Great story and all,
but what was the reality, Andrea?
1234
01:02:16,270 --> 01:02:18,830
Lots of things written about Peron.
1235
01:02:18,830 --> 01:02:20,150
Yeah.
1236
01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:24,350
About Eva, we have a film,
we have a musical comedy.
1237
01:02:24,350 --> 01:02:25,910
Is it true?
1238
01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,390
No! No, no. Nothing?
1239
01:02:27,390 --> 01:02:30,190
Nothing is true,
everything is fiction.
1240
01:02:30,190 --> 01:02:32,110
Even... She had never sang.
1241
01:02:32,110 --> 01:02:34,350
You're joking! No, no. It's true.
1242
01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:38,550
Eva Peron never sang! It's all lies!
1243
01:02:38,550 --> 01:02:40,630
Blimey, Madonna will be gutted.
1244
01:02:40,630 --> 01:02:43,870
Still love the movie, though,
as well as the stage show.
1245
01:02:43,870 --> 01:02:46,110
Tell us about her early years.
1246
01:02:46,110 --> 01:02:49,710
Well, Evita was born in
a place called Los Toldos.
1247
01:02:49,710 --> 01:02:52,670
It was a small town,
very poor place.
1248
01:02:52,670 --> 01:02:54,870
But then when she became adolescent,
1249
01:02:54,870 --> 01:02:58,550
she was about 14 years old,
she wanted to be an actress.
1250
01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:00,230
Really? An actress.
1251
01:03:00,230 --> 01:03:04,230
It was not easy to be an actress
in the 1930s, yes?
1252
01:03:04,230 --> 01:03:08,750
From an early age, ambitious,
knew where she wanted to be.
1253
01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:11,710
She had a target in life,
she wanted to be known,
1254
01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:13,950
she wanted to have her career,
1255
01:03:13,950 --> 01:03:17,830
and she has great determination,
and she got it, really. Yeah.
1256
01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:23,150
Young Eva Duarte did achieve
her dream of becoming an actress,
1257
01:03:23,150 --> 01:03:25,710
but after her debut in 1937
1258
01:03:25,710 --> 01:03:29,310
her movie career was hardly
a rip-roaring success.
1259
01:03:29,310 --> 01:03:33,990
But then she met Juan Peron,
a politician who was twice her age.
1260
01:03:38,030 --> 01:03:41,870
Because of her background,
the rich called her a gold digger,
1261
01:03:41,870 --> 01:03:44,270
but Argentina's poor adored her...
1262
01:03:47,550 --> 01:03:51,110
..so much so, she helped
her husband win the election.
1263
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,670
And it was here,
from the Presidential Palace,
1264
01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:59,910
that she delivered some
of her most powerful speeches.
1265
01:03:59,910 --> 01:04:01,630
That's the original balcony?
1266
01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:04,750
Yeah, if you see, it's the one
that has the grey shutters.
1267
01:04:04,750 --> 01:04:05,990
Yes? Yeah.
1268
01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:08,990
All people were gathered
in this square.
1269
01:04:08,990 --> 01:04:12,310
So she appeared there,
giving wonderful speeches.
1270
01:04:12,310 --> 01:04:14,230
She was very charismatic.
1271
01:04:14,230 --> 01:04:17,790
So everybody preferred her
to speak, rather than him,
1272
01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:21,990
and obviously he always accepted
that she gave the speech
1273
01:04:21,990 --> 01:04:24,070
because he was much more powerful.
1274
01:04:24,070 --> 01:04:26,910
So when the film, you know,
the film of Evita,
1275
01:04:26,910 --> 01:04:29,230
with Madonna, did they film it here?
1276
01:04:29,230 --> 01:04:31,070
Yeah, they used this balcony,
1277
01:04:31,070 --> 01:04:33,670
which is the authentic balcony
of the house.
1278
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,350
I just want to say,
1279
01:04:35,350 --> 01:04:39,070
when Madonna did the film
they had all the traffic stopped.
1280
01:04:39,070 --> 01:04:41,670
Obviously, you can see,
I'm not Madonna.
1281
01:04:45,030 --> 01:04:49,270
At the height of her popularity,
Eva was diagnosed with cancer,
1282
01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:52,190
and later passed away
at just 33 years old.
1283
01:04:52,190 --> 01:04:53,870
Still such a young woman.
1284
01:04:54,870 --> 01:04:57,910
So there's nowhere more appropriate
to finish my tour
1285
01:04:57,910 --> 01:05:01,630
than at her final resting place,
Recoleta Cemetery.
1286
01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:03,790
Oh, it's like a street.
1287
01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:05,750
Yeah, really, it's a unique place
1288
01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:09,110
and there are about
4,000 mausoleums.
1289
01:05:09,110 --> 01:05:11,990
4,000? 4,000.
1290
01:05:11,990 --> 01:05:16,550
Known as the City of the Dead,
the cemetery spans over 14 acres.
1291
01:05:16,550 --> 01:05:17,990
It's free entry
1292
01:05:17,990 --> 01:05:21,590
and one of the top ten tourist
attractions in Buenos Aires.
1293
01:05:21,590 --> 01:05:26,590
Ah, this is Familia Duarte, yeah?
1294
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,790
I've noticed there's
flowers on this one.
1295
01:05:28,790 --> 01:05:31,990
Well, in fact, flowers are not
allowed in the cemetery, but...
1296
01:05:31,990 --> 01:05:36,350
Really? Yeah, but it is the tourists
who put some flowers,
1297
01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:37,990
poems and rosaries.
1298
01:05:37,990 --> 01:05:44,230
It's strange. I don't know
how I feel. It's...
1299
01:05:44,230 --> 01:05:45,430
Moving?
1300
01:05:45,430 --> 01:05:49,430
Yeah, it's moving. It's very,
very moving to learn about Evita
1301
01:05:49,430 --> 01:05:52,630
and know a bit more about her.
1302
01:05:52,630 --> 01:05:56,190
The idea is just to learn about
her life, and you will understand
1303
01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:59,910
why she became so popular
all over the world.
1304
01:05:59,910 --> 01:06:01,910
This is very important, yes?
1305
01:06:01,910 --> 01:06:03,910
I feel as if I need to just...
1306
01:06:15,270 --> 01:06:17,470
Rest in peace, little Eva.
1307
01:06:18,630 --> 01:06:19,630
Aw.
1308
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:31,750
You know, when we say
the word cemetery and graveyards,
1309
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:35,270
we all think of
scary things and ghosts.
1310
01:06:35,270 --> 01:06:38,710
But this hasn't
got that feel at all.
1311
01:06:38,710 --> 01:06:42,030
It's peaceful and it's respectful...
1312
01:06:43,830 --> 01:06:45,750
..and it's beautiful.
1313
01:06:50,870 --> 01:06:53,470
What a way to end my time
in Buenos Aires,
1314
01:06:53,470 --> 01:06:56,590
at the resting place of a legend.
1315
01:06:56,590 --> 01:06:59,550
And now it's over,
we're saying adios to Argentina
1316
01:06:59,550 --> 01:07:03,110
and travelling just under
200 miles east.
1317
01:07:03,110 --> 01:07:05,510
Our destination - Uruguay,
1318
01:07:05,510 --> 01:07:08,470
the country with the world's
longest national anthem -
1319
01:07:08,470 --> 01:07:11,070
there's one for the pub quiz.
1320
01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:13,790
Our first port of call
is Punta Del Este,
1321
01:07:13,790 --> 01:07:16,750
a very glitzy resort
on the south coast.
1322
01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:19,790
Now, it's known as
the Monte Carlo of South America,
1323
01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:22,670
so I might just pick something up
on board to help me fit in.
1324
01:07:24,390 --> 01:07:26,830
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
1325
01:07:28,910 --> 01:07:32,830
On here, they sell
very expensive jewellery.
1326
01:07:35,110 --> 01:07:36,670
Very expensive jewellery.
1327
01:07:39,710 --> 01:07:40,750
Hi.
1328
01:07:42,630 --> 01:07:45,590
Oh, you're here, honey.
SHE LAUGHS
1329
01:07:45,590 --> 01:07:47,750
Get that for her. For me? Yes.
1330
01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,390
Oh, darling, thank you.
1331
01:07:49,390 --> 01:07:51,390
I'm so glad you got here.
1332
01:07:51,390 --> 01:07:53,150
Yeah? Yeah.
1333
01:07:53,150 --> 01:07:57,630
So for a mere $50,000 I can
put that baby on your finger.
1334
01:07:57,630 --> 01:07:59,830
I wouldn't mind at all, my lovely.
1335
01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:01,350
Well, OK.
1336
01:08:01,350 --> 01:08:03,670
Let me check with my wife first.
1337
01:08:03,670 --> 01:08:05,950
Yeah, I think
you should maybe do that.
1338
01:08:05,950 --> 01:08:07,150
OK. Yeah.
1339
01:08:07,150 --> 01:08:09,830
But thank you for the...even thought
of it. Well, it was a thought.
1340
01:08:09,830 --> 01:08:13,350
All right. OK, well, I think I'm
just going to go have a sandwich.
1341
01:08:13,350 --> 01:08:16,110
Yeah, that's a bit cheaper.
Oh, my God.
1342
01:08:16,110 --> 01:08:18,070
SHE LAUGHS
1343
01:08:18,070 --> 01:08:19,630
Thank you.
1344
01:08:19,630 --> 01:08:22,230
Oh, bless. 50,000 quid for a ring!
1345
01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:25,190
Mind you, it's great.
1346
01:08:25,190 --> 01:08:28,870
Are these all, like, really
expensive pieces? Yes.
1347
01:08:28,870 --> 01:08:31,750
So this is definitely for people
with a lot of money.
1348
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:33,870
I can't say that, you never know.
Yeah, yeah.
1349
01:08:35,190 --> 01:08:38,270
I have no idea why I'm here!
1350
01:08:38,270 --> 01:08:41,150
And we have a special ring
called the sugarloaf cabochon.
1351
01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:43,190
Sugarloaf cab... Cabbage what?
1352
01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:44,350
Cabochon.
1353
01:08:44,350 --> 01:08:46,350
Oh, the cabochon. Not a cabbage.
1354
01:08:46,350 --> 01:08:49,350
Yeah, that's the emerald,
that's one of the best,
1355
01:08:49,350 --> 01:08:51,510
my favourite pieces,
I can say. Wow.
1356
01:08:53,310 --> 01:08:56,110
Can I try it on?
Yeah, that's fine.
1357
01:08:56,110 --> 01:08:58,270
I can't believe you're going
to let me try it on.
1358
01:08:58,270 --> 01:09:00,310
It probably won't fit anyway.
1359
01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:01,910
No, thankfully it doesn't.
1360
01:09:01,910 --> 01:09:03,870
Aw, yes, it does!
1361
01:09:03,870 --> 01:09:06,070
Oh, my gosh, it won't come off.
1362
01:09:06,070 --> 01:09:08,350
It just won't come off.
1363
01:09:08,350 --> 01:09:10,190
I think it will.
1364
01:09:10,190 --> 01:09:12,190
That is stunning.
1365
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,790
Ed, you know when I buy
something every cruise
1366
01:09:14,790 --> 01:09:17,150
and I sort of admit it to you,
1367
01:09:17,150 --> 01:09:19,950
this could be the purchase
of the cruise.
1368
01:09:19,950 --> 01:09:22,110
How much is that? $126,000.
1369
01:09:22,110 --> 01:09:24,030
$126,000.
1370
01:09:24,030 --> 01:09:25,270
WHISPERS: Maybe not that.
1371
01:09:26,390 --> 01:09:28,870
Don't worry, darling,
the house is safe.
1372
01:09:38,790 --> 01:09:43,790
It's day 18, and I'm off the
ship, on my way to Punta Del Este.
1373
01:09:43,790 --> 01:09:45,470
The dock's too small for our ship,
1374
01:09:45,470 --> 01:09:47,350
so we've had to board
a smaller vessel.
1375
01:09:51,110 --> 01:09:52,270
Well, you can see why
1376
01:09:52,270 --> 01:09:55,550
this is one of the most popular
resorts in South America.
1377
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:59,790
And after all that cold weather
earlier in the trip, I'm happy!
1378
01:10:02,150 --> 01:10:04,350
Ah, look at this place!
1379
01:10:04,350 --> 01:10:08,350
I'm in the most amazing place
I've ever seen on this trip!
1380
01:10:08,350 --> 01:10:11,870
It's sun shining, I'm in
a millionaires' playground.
1381
01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:13,310
Let me play!
1382
01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:18,510
I've only got one day here,
and there's loads you can do -
1383
01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:20,070
eat and drink,
1384
01:10:20,070 --> 01:10:22,430
swim and sunbathe.
1385
01:10:22,430 --> 01:10:23,670
Is it that way?
1386
01:10:23,670 --> 01:10:24,990
There's even bike tours,
1387
01:10:24,990 --> 01:10:27,470
but of course I've forgotten
my training wheels.
1388
01:10:27,470 --> 01:10:30,350
No, it's not happening.
Just get me a taxi.
1389
01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:32,110
It's a lot easier.
1390
01:10:32,110 --> 01:10:35,190
Oh, come on, I like riding
as much as the next girl,
1391
01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:37,590
but never with a high-vis on.
1392
01:10:37,590 --> 01:10:40,110
So let's go somewhere else instead.
1393
01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:44,870
And to show me the best of Uruguayan
cuisine, I'm meeting Mersa,
1394
01:10:44,870 --> 01:10:47,110
a local lady who's in the know.
1395
01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:50,670
Hi! How are you?
Good to see you, darling.
1396
01:10:50,670 --> 01:10:52,590
Great to see you.
1397
01:10:52,590 --> 01:10:56,350
Uruguay is known for producing
some of the best steak in the world.
1398
01:10:56,350 --> 01:10:59,750
Today I order something special
for you. Oh, fantastic.
1399
01:10:59,750 --> 01:11:04,310
Local, really local way of beef,
and it's called asado.
1400
01:11:04,310 --> 01:11:08,150
Asado is the traditional method
of cooking meat over hot coals.
1401
01:11:08,150 --> 01:11:12,470
In Uruguay, they use eucalyptus wood
to give it a unique flavour.
1402
01:11:12,470 --> 01:11:15,030
My mouth's watering already.
1403
01:11:15,030 --> 01:11:17,390
Well, I don't have to do anything,
just put my...
1404
01:11:17,390 --> 01:11:19,350
I'll just put my napkin on and eat.
1405
01:11:19,350 --> 01:11:20,910
I love my life.
1406
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:24,630
Now, to show off my wine-tasting
skills with a local vino tinto.
1407
01:11:24,630 --> 01:11:26,830
That smells good.
1408
01:11:26,830 --> 01:11:28,790
That's red wine,
to those not in the know.
1409
01:11:28,790 --> 01:11:30,350
OK.
1410
01:11:32,310 --> 01:11:34,350
Good legs.
1411
01:11:34,350 --> 01:11:36,710
Ooh, that smells good.
1412
01:11:36,710 --> 01:11:37,990
It is.
1413
01:11:39,510 --> 01:11:41,190
Ooh!
1414
01:11:41,190 --> 01:11:42,990
Where's this been hiding!
1415
01:11:42,990 --> 01:11:45,230
Uruguay wine... Very good.
1416
01:11:45,230 --> 01:11:48,150
..is sensational. Can I get
this in the United Kingdom?
1417
01:11:48,150 --> 01:11:49,910
Yes. Yes?
1418
01:11:49,910 --> 01:11:53,150
Tannat is really good and healthy.
1419
01:11:53,150 --> 01:11:55,590
Oh, healthy! Of course.
1420
01:11:55,590 --> 01:11:58,910
One glass of wine is perfect.
Is it?
1421
01:11:58,910 --> 01:12:00,710
Perfect. Yeah. Just the one?
1422
01:12:00,710 --> 01:12:03,110
It depends on the company.
1423
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,350
You can share. Oh.
1424
01:12:05,350 --> 01:12:07,350
This is our beef. OK.
1425
01:12:07,350 --> 01:12:10,150
And this is the classic
of the cow - short ribs.
1426
01:12:10,150 --> 01:12:11,750
Now, that is a lot of meat.
1427
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:14,550
And I like my meat,
so I'm going for it.
1428
01:12:23,230 --> 01:12:25,870
Sorry, I'm going in
for fries as well.
1429
01:12:25,870 --> 01:12:28,110
You shouldn't be filming this!
1430
01:12:28,110 --> 01:12:32,510
This is the speciality of Uruguay,
with the fantastic wine.
1431
01:12:32,510 --> 01:12:34,950
You're not going to eat
this every day,
1432
01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:37,190
and if you do, stop it.
1433
01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:39,270
But once in a lifetime,
1434
01:12:39,270 --> 01:12:43,070
you know, come and have a try.
It's what you're on holiday for.
1435
01:12:43,070 --> 01:12:45,030
Cheers.
1436
01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:47,230
I love Uruguay!
1437
01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:51,670
Well, that was a carnivore-fest
I'll never forget.
1438
01:12:51,670 --> 01:12:54,230
Just as well I've had something
to wash it down with.
1439
01:12:54,230 --> 01:12:56,230
SHE LAUGHS
1440
01:13:06,190 --> 01:13:08,510
The beaches on Uruguay's
south-eastern peninsula
1441
01:13:08,510 --> 01:13:10,190
are breathtaking.
1442
01:13:10,190 --> 01:13:14,430
But, as ever,
it's the culture I'm here for.
1443
01:13:14,430 --> 01:13:19,710
Here in Punto Del Este, there is
an artwork of a hand coming out...
1444
01:13:19,710 --> 01:13:21,950
I know. Coming out of the hand...
1445
01:13:21,950 --> 01:13:23,590
It's the hand...
1446
01:13:23,590 --> 01:13:25,510
Should I do that again? Yeah, yeah.
1447
01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:27,710
THEY LAUGH
1448
01:13:27,710 --> 01:13:29,550
Nothing to do with
that last glass of wine,
1449
01:13:29,550 --> 01:13:31,830
it's just nerves, that's all.
1450
01:13:31,830 --> 01:13:34,430
Anyway, La Mano, or The Hand,
1451
01:13:34,430 --> 01:13:38,630
was created to warn swimmers
about going in rough seas.
1452
01:13:38,630 --> 01:13:39,870
La Mano.
1453
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,390
It needs a mano-cure, if you ask me.
1454
01:13:43,390 --> 01:13:45,430
Looks a bit, sort of, tacky.
1455
01:13:45,430 --> 01:13:48,230
Still, any opportunity for a selfie.
1456
01:13:48,230 --> 01:13:50,830
It's blowing a gale here!
1457
01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:52,950
It's not the best look
I've ever had.
1458
01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:58,870
You can't get all the fingers in at
the same time, it just doesn't work.
1459
01:13:58,870 --> 01:14:01,550
You can only get
three fingers at a time,
1460
01:14:01,550 --> 01:14:03,030
without a doubt.
1461
01:14:03,030 --> 01:14:05,870
You cannot get all five
fingers in at the same time.
1462
01:14:05,870 --> 01:14:09,190
SHE LAUGHS
That's wrong! That's wrong!
1463
01:14:09,190 --> 01:14:10,670
Hang on a minute.
1464
01:14:13,670 --> 01:14:16,190
I think it's time
I got back on the ship.
1465
01:14:19,350 --> 01:14:20,670
As for tomorrow,
1466
01:14:20,670 --> 01:14:23,990
it's the final day of
this incredible cruise.
1467
01:14:23,990 --> 01:14:25,590
Last stop, Montevideo.
1468
01:14:27,190 --> 01:14:29,430
Let's hope it brightens up
by morning.
1469
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:42,000
I'm in Uruguay,
about to explore Montevideo,
1470
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,080
on the final day of
my South American adventure.
1471
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:47,720
This vibrant, colourful capital city
1472
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:51,760
is home to nearly half of
the country's population.
1473
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,600
Stretching over 12 miles wide,
1474
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:56,160
there's loads of things
to see here -
1475
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:57,840
incredible architecture,
1476
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:59,760
theatre and food markets,
1477
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,360
all providing an
authentic taste of Latin America.
1478
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,560
THUNDER RUMBLES
LIGHTNING CRACKS
1479
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:07,600
But, as amazing as it sounds,
1480
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:10,080
I'm not going to be
experiencing any of that -
1481
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,840
the weather has made sure of it.
1482
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,320
But you know me -
any drink in a storm.
1483
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:19,000
I tasted some gorgeous
wine yesterday,
1484
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,960
and I thought I'm going to come
and see how it's made today.
1485
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:26,920
I've just joined a tour that just
so happens to be right up my street.
1486
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:30,440
Come and have a look with me,
come and have a drink of wine.
1487
01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,680
We're on us holidays! Come on.
1488
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:38,920
Bodegas Binoglio is one
of the oldest wineries in Uruguay.
1489
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,680
It offers tours showing how
the wine's made. Interesting.
1490
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,880
An all-day tasting -
very interesting!
1491
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,280
KLAXON BLARES
1492
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:50,440
Sorry!
LAUGHTER
1493
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:52,080
That's it! Megaphone...
1494
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,080
Welcome to Bodegas Binoglio.
I am Alejandra.
1495
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,440
You hear Tannat?
1496
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,160
Mm. Yes? Very good wine.
1497
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:00,160
Well... Well...
1498
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,160
You see?
1499
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,240
This is the old
machinery for make the wine.
1500
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,640
The grapes fall down here.
1501
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:12,840
This is a crushing machine
from Padova, Italy. Very, very, old.
1502
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,000
This pump brings...the...
1503
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,800
..the must for start
the fermentation.
1504
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:21,520
Fascinating stuff.
1505
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:23,760
That's the great
thing about city stops -
1506
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,600
even when the weather's against you,
1507
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,920
there's always something
interesting to see...
1508
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,040
..and taste.
1509
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,840
Argentina may be
the birthplace of the tango,
1510
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,520
but Uruguay has
developed its own version
1511
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,800
that you can
see as part of this tour.
1512
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:47,440
Well, you can't watch something like
this and not join in, now, can you?
1513
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,920
You been to Uruguay before?
1514
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:58,720
No. No, we've never...either of us
been to South America before.
1515
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:01,320
This is only Simon and Janey's
second cruise,
1516
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,000
but, like me, they're hooked.
1517
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,560
So, you love cruising.
1518
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,200
We do, rather, actually. Yeah!
1519
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:08,960
I've seen so many people make
such great friends on cruises...
1520
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:11,120
Absolutely.
..which is really, really nice.
1521
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:12,240
Lifelong friends.
1522
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,200
I tell you the thing I like
the most -
1523
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,080
not having to keep unpacking and
packing and seeing all the places.
1524
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,640
It's the travelling bit
of travelling that I don't like.
1525
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,240
I hear you, I hear you.
1526
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:25,280
Hey up -
1527
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:28,000
she'll catch a chill
if she's not careful.
1528
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,320
Oh, one for the grandkids!
1529
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,600
You come to Uruguay, -
sometimes its throwing it down
1530
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:52,000
with rain, like it is today, but
when you join something like this,
1531
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,520
it's just perfect,
1532
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,160
cos everybody's still on holiday,
1533
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:57,080
everybody still making friends,
1534
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,400
and everybody's slightly inebriated.
1535
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:08,080
Just as my 19-day cruise
comes to an end,
1536
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:09,320
the storm clears,
1537
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:14,320
and I can see now what a beautiful
city Montevideo really is.
1538
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:17,800
I didn't know what to expect
from this voyage of South America,
1539
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,000
and it's been
surprise after surprise.
1540
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,960
This was worth the trip, wasn't it?
1541
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:23,320
Just for this alone.
1542
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,240
I think you can sum it up
in one word -
1543
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,240
passion.
1544
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,240
Everyone I've met
has a passion for life,
1545
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,800
for culture....
1546
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:39,520
..and for sharing
all they have with you.
1547
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,720
Iechyd da. Da iawn!
1548
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:45,240
Plus, they make a grand cup of tea -
and you can't do better than that.
1549
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:46,920
Ta-ra. Ta-ra, love.
1550
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,520
Ta-ra! I love that.
1551
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:55,040
I would never have seen all that if
I hadn't have been on this cruise.
1552
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,200
So what are you waiting for?
1553
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,480
Get those bags of yours packed!
1554
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,600
# I don't expect my love affairs
1555
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:07,320
# To last for long
1556
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,040
# Never fool myself
1557
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:15,480
# That my dreams will come true
1558
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:18,320
# Being used to trouble
1559
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:23,000
# I anticipate it
1560
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:27,400
# But all the same I hate it
1561
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,600
# Wouldn't you?
1562
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:33,280
# So what happens now?
Another suitcase in another hall
1563
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:37,600
# So what happens now?
Take your picture off another wall
1564
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:40,000
# Where am I going to?
You'll get by
1565
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,640
# You always have before
1566
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:46,200
# Where am I going to?
1567
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,520
# Call in three months' time
1568
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:59,320
# And I'll be fine, I know
1569
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:02,960
# Well, maybe not that fine
1570
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:07,200
# But I'll survive anyhow
1571
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:11,600
# I won't recall
the names and places
1572
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,680
# Of each sad occasion
1573
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:18,920
# But that's no consolation
1574
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,760
# Here and now
1575
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:25,360
# So what happens now?
Another suitcase in another hall
1576
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:29,680
# So what happens now?
Take your picture off another wall
1577
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:32,000
# Where am I going to?
You'll get by
1578
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,720
# You always have before
1579
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:37,320
# Where am I going to?
1580
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:41,680
# Don't ask any more. #
1581
01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,200
What?
1582
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:06,080
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