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ANNOUNCER:
Today, on Chrissy's Court...
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Isaiah David is suing
his former best friend,
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Chandra Bouchard,
for an unpaid loan of $300.
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Chandra claims that Isaiah
is just a hater,
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and the only thing she's guilty
of is living her best life.
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The people are real, the cases are real,
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and the judgments are legally binding,
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no matter how unqualified the judge is.
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- This is Chrissy's Court.
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[dramatic music plays]
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- Please rise...
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to an Honama...
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the Honorable...
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Oh, my God.
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Please rise...
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to an Honoma...
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Honorable Judge...
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for an Honorable Judge...
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CHRISSY:
For the Honorable Judge Chrissy Teigen.
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- [laughter]
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- Judge Chrissy Teigen.
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Hi, Judge.
- Hello, Mother.
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You may be seated.
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So, Isaiah, you are suing Chandra...
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- That's correct.
- ...for a $300 loan.
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- Yes. Um, my ex-friend here, Chandra...
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- Ex-friend?
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- Ex-friend, yeah.
- Okay.
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- I no longer deal with her.
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Chandra, aka Budget Barbie,
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was struggling financially.
She was, like,
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crying, breaking down.
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I was like, "Hey, like, don't worry.
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"As a friend, I got you.
Here's $300, but as long
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as you pay me back..."
- Was this an oral agreement,
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or is there a contract?
- We didn't sign anything.
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It was basically a verbal agreement.
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Like, she was my best friend, so I tri...
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I put all of my trust in her
that she was gonna pay me back.
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So I gave her the $300,
and the next thing I know,
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I see her on Instagram,
she's out in Vegas
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living her best life.
I'm like,
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this is the same girl
that was crying broke,
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and now she's, like, poolside in Vegas
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turning up with bottles and...
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- Awkward.
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- So, I do have a photo
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that I, uh, was able to screenshot...
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- Okay.
- ...from her Instagram
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before she blocked me.
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- Oof. Ooh, you blocked him.
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Oh...
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- He deserved it.
He deserved it.
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- Oh. Living best life.
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"LBL."
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Okay. So, Chandra, your defense.
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- Throughout our whole friendship, he was
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a great friend to me,
I was a great friend to him...
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- How long was this friendship?
- We've known each other
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for, like, seven months,
about, eight months.
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- I honestly thought you were
gonna say seven, eight years.
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ISAIAH: No.
- [laughter]
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- No.
- So, I was out of work
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for three months,
and I had a family emergency.
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So he being the good friend that he was,
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he let me borrow the $300.
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- You had a family emergency in Vegas?
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- No, no, this is before Vegas.
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- Okay.
- I ended up going to Vegas
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for my 21st birthday.
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And that wasn't something I funded myself.
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My friends took me out for my birthday,
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because, you know, you don't pay
for your own birthday.
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Like, you know what I mean?
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So, I mean...
- Well, some people do.
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- I think that he got really irritated
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'cause I didn't invite him.
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And I think it was because
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he wants something more
than a friendship,
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so that's why I think that
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I don't have to pay the money back.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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ISAIAH:
This is definitely false.
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I've never tried to take her on a date
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a day in my life.
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CHRISSY:
What has he ever done
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to make you think that
he's into you, romantically?
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- Honestly, nothing.
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- [lively chatter]
- No, literally nothing. Like...
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- You guys might have to drug-test her.
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CHRISSY:
We do not do drug tests here.
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I wish we did.
Not on me, but everyone else.
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- I have a text here, too.
- Okay.
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Can I see that?
Thank you.
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Basically, Chandra, you ghosted him.
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- Yeah, because he's being so rude.
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- Well, he said,
"Hey, where have you been?"
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You responded, "Who's this?"
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ISAIAH:
Yeah, like... [laughs]
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Like, at that point
I was pissed.
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I'm like, okay, like,
this is the same person...
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- Like, did you delete
his number or something?
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- Yeah, I deleted his number,
and it's like, I don't need
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that negativity in my life, like...
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- And then he says,
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"You've been ghosting me.
I lent you money. You ran off.
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What the [bleep]? Seriously?
This is how you treat me? Wow."
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You go on to say, "You text me
every day about all of this.
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Of course I'm gonna ghost you."
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I mean, he...
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he wants his m...
- But he won't text--
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he won't text me,
like, just to hang out.
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He's only texting me
about the money, it's like...
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- 'Cause you don't have money to hang out.
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You don't even have money
to pay your bills.
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Where are we gonna hang out at,
the street?
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Like, where are we gonna go?
Like, you don't...
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Like, I can't pay for everything, like...
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- I mean, yeah, at some point
you have to resolve
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this part of it so you can go out again
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and hang out as normal friends.
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So, I mean,
what is your defense here, even?
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Because... you know you owe that money.
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- It wasn't like I wasn't trying
to pay him back, though.
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Like, I was out of work
for three months before
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he loaned it to me, so I basically...
- But you were working
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when I first met you,
and then you took a break,
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'cause you had a family emergency.
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You came back, and you're
still at the same job,
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because I spoke to Alexis,
and she says
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that you're still working there.
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- Ooh...
- So I know where you're at.
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I know that you're making money.
- Yeah, I know.
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You've been there. You've been stalking.
- You're working.
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- You've been stalking me.
- You make good tips.
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- Like, you can say
that you don't go there,
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but you stalk me there.
PEPPER: Order.
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Talk to the judge, please.
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- Thank you, Mom.
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- You're welcome.
- So, you both work
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in the same mall,
so you see each other often.
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ISAIAH: We see each other often,
but you haven't paid me back,
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and you've been working...
- Yeah.
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Because you've been rude about it.
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Like, it's a-- it's, like
a pride thing at this point.
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ISAIAH:
It's my money. It's my money.
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Like, I need my money back.
Like, I can be as rude as I want to be.
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CHRISSY: He wants his money.
- Yeah.
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And I wanna give it back,
but he has to ask nicely.
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CHRISSY:
No.
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It doesn't matter how he asks for it.
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What's he supposed to do?
I mean, this...
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[contemplative music playing]
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You can't ghost somebody
that you owe money towards.
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Like, he did you the solid.
He did you the favor.
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That's obvious.
You owe him $300.
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So my judgment is for the plaintiff
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in the form of $300.
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[gavel bangs]
I will see you at the mall.
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- [laughter]
- Thank you, Your Honor.
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Thank you.
- You guys can go.
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Is that not the most obvious case ever?
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- Yeah.
- Was that not
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the most obvious case you've
ever heard in your entire life?
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PEPPER: Good job.
- Like, why should you have
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to ask for your money back nicely?
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Please can you pay me back?
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- The situation will
definitely make me think twice
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about asking a friend for money.
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Never doing that again.
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- There's just no possibility
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that I would ever want to date her.
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And that's that.
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- I should have charged her more
just for being
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such a brat about it
- Yeah. Get her for interest.
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[dramatic music plays]
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