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ANNOUNCER:
Today on Chrissy's Court,
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Stormie Lolles is suing her ex-lover,
Italia Roberts, for the cost of a camera
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that was broken
during a physical altercation
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after a date at Six Flags.
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Italia claims that their relationship
was an emotional roller coaster,
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so they both share the blame.
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The people are real, the cases are real,
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and the judgments are legally binding,
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no matter how unqualified the judge is.
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- This is Chrissy's Court.
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[dramatic music plays]
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- All rise for the Honorable
Judge Chrissy Teigen.
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- Killing it.
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- I know.
- Amazing job.
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Hello, everybody.
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You may be seated.
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Stormie v. Italia.
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Stormie, go ahead and explain your case.
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- I am suing for $280
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for the value of my camera
that Italia broke.
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- How did you meet?
- I met her off of POF.
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- Oh, Plenty of Fish. Okay.
- Plenty of Fish, yes.
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- Mom is on there as well.
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- [laughter]
- If anyone is interested.
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How long were you talking
on Plenty of Fish?
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- So, we started talking in January.
We didn't stop talking till March,
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'cause in March, that's when I got
arrested with her and went to jail.
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- So, just two months in, you...
[chuckles] you were in jail.
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- Yeah. Two months in...
- The both of you?
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- ...we were in jail, the both of us.
- Okay. So tell me
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about this Six Flags incident.
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- So, we got to Six Flags.
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And then we literally get
in a verbal argument
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on which way the ride for the swing was.
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- We actually have a map,
a complete map of the Six Flags.
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Italia, if you'd like to come to the map,
I would love to see
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the trail that you went on.
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- So, she starts going in that direction,
and I told her, "Stormie, the direction
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to the entrance is in this direction,
going this way."
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Um, and then, at that point in time,
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she [bleep] just go...
- [laughs]
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- ...starts going crazy and is like,
"You stupid-ass [bleep]."
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And I'm like, "What are you tripping on?"
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- Okay. So she's going in
the complete opposite direction.
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- Right.
- How did I go the wrong way
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when I made it to the swing first?
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ITALIA:
Because I stopped.
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I didn't [bleep] follow you.
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Dumbass. You're dumb.
- You-you...
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- Sometimes these relationships
are passionate
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when they're...
when you have these fights, right?
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And did you kind of get off
on that a little bit?
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- She liked to fight as [bleep].
I don't know.
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So, either way.
- What?
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- [laughter]
- You ride the swings.
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Immediately after, what happens?
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You guys are going back to the car.
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You're over it. You're done.
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- And then, on the way home,
we get in another big argument.
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She's like, "You're just
a huffy little bitch.
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Da-da-da-da-da. Get the [bleep]
out of my car. Da-da."
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- I told her to get out of the car,
because she was just,
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like, yelling at me.
- I'm like,
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"Bitch, I ain't getting
the [bleep] out of shit."
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- [laughs]
- And so she was like, "Yes,
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you [bleep] are. Yes, you are."
So she-she comes
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all the way in my face, right?
And I nibble on her cheek.
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And then we start swinging.
She starts swinging on me.
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ITALIA:
You nibble on my cheek?
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- Yep, I sure did nibble on your cheek.
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- You practically bit
my [bleep] cheek off.
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- I sure did nibble on your cheek.
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- You are [bleep]...
PEPPER: Order.
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Okay.
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- She just has to do something...
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- Yeah.
- ...every once in a while.
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- [laughter]
- She's getting paid
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to do this, so, every once in a while,
she yells out.
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Can you nibble on my mom's cheek
in the way that you think you nibbled
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on her cheek?
- Yeah.
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- Mom, honestly, I want to know,
like, if this is an accurate
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portrayal of the nibble.
- Do you really want me to...
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- Yeah, we don't care.
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- Okay.
- [chuckling]
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- Ooh.
- I did that.
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- [laughter]
- That-that was not how she did it,
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because I had puncture...
I had punctures.
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- It was punctures
'cause I socked yo' ass.
- No, you...
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- Stop playing.
- No, you're [bleep]
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dump as [bleep].
You [bleep] dumb.
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- [overlapping arguing]
- [laughs]
PEPPER: Order.
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Talk to the judge!
CHRISSY: Order, order.
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Yes. Good job, Mom.
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Okay, so that, in no way,
was an accurate portrayal of the nibble.
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After the nibble of the cheek...
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- That's when she, um, swung on me.
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- No, I did not touch her at all.
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- You-you didn't swing at me?
- Not one [bleep] time.
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Okay!
- That's why
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I broke your [bleep] camera,
and that's why we're here,
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'cause I didn't touch you.
-Literally. She snatched,
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'cause I had a wig on.
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- Yeah, your fake-ass hair.
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Fake-ass hair. Take it off.
- [laughing]
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- I had a pretty, long wig on.
- Ugly-ass. Ugly-ass.
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- She hated that I looked so good in it.
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- She snatched it off. She was like...
- What?
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- ..."You ugly little bitch.
You little..."
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- No, she came over, and she jumped
over the center console,
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and we both fall out of my truck together.
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I fall out on my back.
She falls out on top of me.
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- I fall on top of her?
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- And she's just whaling on me.
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- Yeah, I'm beating the [bleep]
out of you.
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- After she got up off of me,
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I grabbed her camera
and just slammed it against the wall.
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CHRISSY:
So, the cops were called,
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and you both get arrested.
- At first,
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they were only going to arrest me.
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And, at that point, I said,
"Why am I getting arrested
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when I'm the one..."
I said, "Look at my face.
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Look at my..."
You know, I had bruises.
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I had her teeth marks in my cheek.
- No, you didn't.
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- Yes, I [bleep] did. How do you...
How are you gonna know?
- Which-which side? Which side?
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- You were hella far from me.
- Which side?
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Which side did I bite you?
- Shut up. My...
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My left side.
- You're [bleep] lying.
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- My left side. My left side.
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- I bit you right here,
you dumb-ass bitch.
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- You bit my mom
on the left side of her face.
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- ...which side, you dumb bitch.
- I bit you like that, you dumb-ass ho.
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- Okay, stop being dumb-ass hos.
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- [laughter]
- Um... I'm just kidding.
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I just never get to say that, ever.
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I feel like my whole heart hurts
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just from saying it out loud
that one time.
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Um, but I do want to go to Six Flags now.
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Okay, so only you're going to jail.
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And then what happened?
They saw your face. They saw...
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- And then they finally
arrested her after.
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- You were in jail for three days.
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- Mm-hmm.
STORMIE: I got bailed out.
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My mama came to bail me out.
- The same day?
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- The same day, I got...
I was in jail for six hours.
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- You don't know that she's
bailed out that same night.
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- Mm-mm.
- You go three days in jail.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Did you not want to ask anybody,
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or just nobody could or...?
- No.
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My mother was going to bail me out.
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- How much was the bail, if I may ask?
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- My bail was at $10,000, I think.
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- Oh, my God!
- I told my mother.
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She goes, "Do you want me to do it?
I can do it."
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I said, "No, don't worry about it."
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CHRISSY:
You ended up losing your job
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because of the time you were in jail.
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So what happened?
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- [smacks lips, exhales]
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- Take your time.
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It's okay.
- [Stormie scoffs]
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- You're not buying this?
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- I'm not buying shit.
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- She's upset.
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- It's just stupid,
'cause she's so [bleep] twisted.
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- I'm twisted?
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- And it's like the shit
that she says is, like...
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You know, it's crazy. And she...
- [scoffs]
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- She's the type who--
she lives her whole life,
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you know, having people pay for her shit.
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- Mm-hmm.
- [sniffles] You know?
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She doesn't know
how it is to be independent,
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how to only count on yourself.
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- Yeah.
- [sniffles] And to have
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nobody there, you know...
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- You're 35 years old. Get a grip.
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- My age has nothing to do
with what I'm talking about.
- It does.
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It does. It does.
- And, obviously, you know...
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Whatever.
- Whew. I'm really glad
you two are not together.
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Yeah, I mean, the fact
that you both went to jail
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means the police thought you were
both guilty of something, so...
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[dramatic music playing]
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♪
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My first gut was that, obviously, like,
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you deserve this money
for this camera, but...
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I think, like, there... [stammers] Uh-uh.
- No. Oh. Oh.
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- Uh, uh. Hold on.
- Oh, my God.
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- I feel like there is
emotional distress that goes into
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going to jail for three days.
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And you guys did this together.
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So, my ruling, I'm gonna do
a case dismissed here, um, and...
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- Can I say something to her?
- Thank you.
- Yes.
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- Can I hug you?
- Yes.
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- 'Cause this is... this is closure to me.
PEPPER: Aw.
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- This would be incredible to me.
- This is closure to me.
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And I've been wanting
to get this out of the way
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for a long time,
even if I won or if I didn't win.
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I just really wanted
to get this out of the way.
- Ah.
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- So, can I hug you?
- Yes.
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- Oh, Lord. Thank you, guys, so much.
- [clapping]
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- I'm sorry, Italia.
- [mumbling]
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It's all good. It's all good, babe.
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- Are you gonna get back together now?
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- [laughter]
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- Ugh. 'Cause, honestly, I swear,
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this is the first case
where I would've went back there
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and I would've...
Honestly, like, my heart hurts.
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I hope you guys never have to
act this way with other people.
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So... [chuckles] court is adjourned.
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Um, thank you, guys, so much.
- It's cool.
- [sniffles] Thank you.
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- You may leave.
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- Ooh.
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- I have closure, and I feel better,
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even though I didn't get
my camera or my money for it.
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I absolutely stand-stand by
my decision to break her camera.
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[dramatic music plays]
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