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ANNOUNCER:
Today on Chrissy's Court,
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Monique Hooks is suing her sister
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Devon Hines for the cost
of Tupperware, shirts
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and lighters Devon has stolen
over the years.
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Devon claims she's entitled
to whatever she wants
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because she's the older sister
and it's her Devon right.
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The people are real, the cases are real,
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and the judgments are legally binding
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no matter how unqualified the judge is.
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- This is Chrissy's Court.
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- All rise
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for the Honorable Judge
Chrissy Teigen.
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- Hello!
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- Hi, Judge.
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- How are you, Yay?
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- I'm good. How's yourself?
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- I am feeling great, actually.
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Thank you.
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Been studying... law.
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Oh, you may be seated.
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Monique versus Devon,
suing for $171.97-- very specific--
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for various things your sister
ate, stole, broke.
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Wait, so you're both 30?
- Mm-hmm.
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- How many months apart are you?
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- She's 61 days older than me.
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- Wow.
- And she likes to harp
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on those 61 days, like they matter.
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- They do matter.
- We're practically twins.
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- Yeah, you are.
- But I'm still older.
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- [smacks lips]
Okay, remember that.
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- [laughter]
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- We've been best friends and sisters.
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We found out we were sisters
in high school.
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- You were best friends before you even
found out you were sisters?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Aw.
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- That's amazing.
- Well, actually, we were gonna
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fight first.
- [laughter]
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- Then we started to like each other.
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- I love you both already.
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How did you find out you were sisters?
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- It was our sophomore year
of high school.
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So, we had went through
a whole school year together.
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And I've never been big on my father.
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And then me and her
are having a conversation.
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She was saying things that
really were kind of similar.
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So, I was like, "Do you have a picture?"
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- [gasps]
- And she pulls out the picture,
and I was like, "Wow."
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- If I found out I had
a sister right now...
- You have a sister.
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- I know I have a sister,
but if I found... like, if a...
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if a new one existed out there,
I'd be so excited!
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That's a big deal, you guys!
That's amazing.
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- I was actually excited.
I grew up in a household
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with boys, so I never had
a sister, so it was like,
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"Yay, now I have a sister!
- So, Monique,
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explain your case.
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What are some of the things
that Devon has taken from you?
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- She has stolen all my good Tupperware.
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She doesn't even cook, um...
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- What are you putting in this Tupperware?
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- Her food from her house that I buy.
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- Yeah, she steals my food.
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Uh, she takes all my lighters.
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- We lose a lot of lighters.
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We won't say what
we're lighting up, but...
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- It's for a barbecue.
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- Our barbecue!
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- Sure, barbecue.
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CHRISSY: Yes!
- She's taken my shirts,
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which you can look at her and look at me,
and tell they won't fit the same.
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- Well, [bleep]
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- [laughter]
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- I-I mean her... chest!
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- [laughter]
- She made a video about
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how I wasn't getting my Tupperware back.
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CHRISSY:
Can we see the video, please?
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- [singsongy]:
Is this your Tupperware?
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Is this your
Tupperware?
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A real-ass bitch give a [bleep]
about your Tupperware?
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Is this your Tupperware?
- I can listen to this all day.
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- Is this your Tupperware?
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A real-ass bitch give a [bleep]
about your Tupperware?
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- And she got that piece by me being nice
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and making cupcakes
for her daughter's birthday.
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- I want to hear it one more time, please.
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- Is this your Tupperware?
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Is this your
Tupperware?
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A real-ass bitch give a [bleep]
about your Tupperware?
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- [laughter]
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CHRISSY:
Uh, that is incredible.
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So, you were teasing her
about the Tupperware?
- I was.
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- You knew you were gonna
get under her skin.
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What do you have to say for yourself?
- I don't feel bad.
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- I think it's funny, personally.
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DEVON:
I thought it was hilarious.
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- Really?
CHRISSY: So, Devon,
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you have things that you've done...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...that-that you feel like
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negate this entire situation.
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- I have the list right here
of all the things
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that I do for her.
- I don't want to hear this.
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- This is a very short list.
You didn't need a whole piece of paper.
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Okay, so, "When her phone was
broken and I had two phones,
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I let her use one of my phones."
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Why do you have so many phones?
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- 'Cause she's a trap star.
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- Oh! I don't even know what that means,
but it just sounds so cool.
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- She got two phones--
one for the hoes and one for the pros.
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- [laughs] It be like that.
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- Oh, that's one I don't understand.
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- I mean, I'm sure John has,
like, five, but...
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Tell me about these shorts and the shit.
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[laughs]
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What the [bleep] is this show?
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Yes, tell me about
the shit on your shorts.
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- Her dog pooped on my shorts,
so I feel like...
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my shorts are gone, your shirts are gone.
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- Is your dog notorious
for shitting on stuff?
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- No.
- Okay. Okay.
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- She drug her shorts and her clothes
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out to the middle of the floor
and took a shit on the shorts.
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- [laughing]
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- She's just sitting there laughing,
like, are you serious?
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- You're an adult.
- Get your animal!
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CHRISSY:
So, Monique, do you feel like
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anything on this tiny list is valid?
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The groceries...
- Just the groceries.
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- The groceries are more
than you're suing for.
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What is with this $171.97?
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- That's 'cause I know how much
those Tupperware cost.
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- I like it, 'cause it makes me feel like
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you've thought about this,
even though I have no idea.
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- Oh, yeah, every time I go
in Walmart and walk down
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the Tupperware aisle, I'm like,
"I used to have this!"
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- Okay.
- But you can come get them.
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They're in the cabinets
with all the lids on them.
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- Oh, when I tried to come
get them last time, you're like,
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"Well, I have chicken in
that one, and that one has..."
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- Okay, so, now, how far
do you live apart?
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- Seven minutes.
- How far are you?
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- Seven minutes?
DEVON: Yes.
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- And you can't share
T-shirts and Tupperware?
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- You see, you see what I'm saying!
- What can I do with a shirt
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after she puts those boobs in it?
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- [laughter]
- In the Tupperware?
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- [Devon and Monique laugh]
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- You guys, these are sisterly benefits!
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- I don't benefit from this sisterhood.
- Exactly.
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♪
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♪
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- To me, looking from outside in,
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it's incredible that
you two found each other.
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It's a good thing you found
a family member for life.
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But you can't just steal shit.
My ruling is actually
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going to be, I'm going to give...
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you both full sets of Tupperware.
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And, also, Devon,
I'm gonna shit on your shorts.
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- [laughter]
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- Verdict-- case dismissed.
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And here is some Tupperware
for the both of you.
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BOTH: Yay!
- You both are fantastic, okay?
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Get it together.
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- Court adjourned!
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- No, I don't give a [bleep]
about her new Tupperware,
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and I'm probably gonna end up with
some of the new Tupperware as well.
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- I'm gonna take her set
of Tupperware, too.
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My Tupperware!
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I'm so used to not having it.
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- [laughter]
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♪
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