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ANNOUNCER: Today on Chrissy's Court,

Monique Hooks is suing her sister

Devon Hines for the cost of Tupperware, shirts

and lighters Devon has stolen over the years.

Devon claims she's entitled to whatever she wants

because she's the older sister and it's her Devon right.

The people are real, the cases are real,

and the judgments are legally binding

no matter how unqualified the judge is.

- This is Chrissy's Court.

- All rise

for the Honorable Judge Chrissy Teigen.

- Hello!

- Hi, Judge.

- How are you, Yay?

- I'm good. How's yourself?

- I am feeling great, actually.

Thank you.

Been studying... law.

Oh, you may be seated.

Monique versus Devon, suing for $171.97-- very specific--

for various things your sister ate, stole, broke.

Wait, so you're both 30? - Mm-hmm.

- How many months apart are you?

- She's 61 days older than me.

- Wow. - And she likes to harp

on those 61 days, like they matter.

- They do matter. - We're practically twins.

- Yeah, you are. - But I'm still older.

- [smacks lips] Okay, remember that.

- [laughter]

- We've been best friends and sisters.

We found out we were sisters in high school.

- You were best friends before you even found out you were sisters?

- Yes. - Yeah. - Aw.

- That's amazing. - Well, actually, we were gonna

fight first. - [laughter]

- Then we started to like each other.

- I love you both already.

How did you find out you were sisters?

- It was our sophomore year of high school.

So, we had went through a whole school year together.

And I've never been big on my father.

And then me and her are having a conversation.

She was saying things that really were kind of similar.

So, I was like, "Do you have a picture?"

- [gasps] - And she pulls out the picture, and I was like, "Wow."

- If I found out I had a sister right now... - You have a sister.

- I know I have a sister, but if I found... like, if a...

if a new one existed out there, I'd be so excited!

That's a big deal, you guys! That's amazing.

- I was actually excited. I grew up in a household

with boys, so I never had a sister, so it was like,

"Yay, now I have a sister! - So, Monique,

explain your case.

What are some of the things that Devon has taken from you?

- She has stolen all my good Tupperware.

She doesn't even cook, um...

- What are you putting in this Tupperware?

- Her food from her house that I buy.

- Yeah, she steals my food.

Uh, she takes all my lighters.

- We lose a lot of lighters.

We won't say what we're lighting up, but...

- It's for a barbecue.

- Our barbecue!

- Sure, barbecue.

CHRISSY: Yes! - She's taken my shirts,

which you can look at her and look at me, and tell they won't fit the same.

- Well, [bleep]

- [laughter]

- I-I mean her... chest!

- [laughter] - She made a video about

how I wasn't getting my Tupperware back.

CHRISSY: Can we see the video, please?

- [singsongy]: Is this your Tupperware?

Is this your Tupperware?

A real-ass bitch give a [bleep] about your Tupperware?

Is this your Tupperware? - I can listen to this all day.

- Is this your Tupperware?

A real-ass bitch give a [bleep] about your Tupperware?

- And she got that piece by me being nice

and making cupcakes for her daughter's birthday.

- I want to hear it one more time, please.

- Is this your Tupperware?

Is this your Tupperware?

A real-ass bitch give a [bleep] about your Tupperware?

- [laughter]

CHRISSY: Uh, that is incredible.

So, you were teasing her about the Tupperware? - I was.

- You knew you were gonna get under her skin.

What do you have to say for yourself? - I don't feel bad.

- I think it's funny, personally.

DEVON: I thought it was hilarious.

- Really? CHRISSY: So, Devon,

you have things that you've done...

- Mm-hmm. - ...that-that you feel like

negate this entire situation.

- I have the list right here of all the things

that I do for her. - I don't want to hear this.

- This is a very short list. You didn't need a whole piece of paper.

Okay, so, "When her phone was broken and I had two phones,

I let her use one of my phones."

Why do you have so many phones?

- 'Cause she's a trap star.

- Oh! I don't even know what that means, but it just sounds so cool.

- She got two phones-- one for the hoes and one for the pros.

- [laughs] It be like that.

- Oh, that's one I don't understand.

- I mean, I'm sure John has, like, five, but...

Tell me about these shorts and the shit.

[laughs]

What the [bleep] is this show?

Yes, tell me about the shit on your shorts.

- Her dog pooped on my shorts, so I feel like...

my shorts are gone, your shirts are gone.

- Is your dog notorious for shitting on stuff?

- No. - Okay. Okay.

- She drug her shorts and her clothes

out to the middle of the floor and took a shit on the shorts.

- [laughing]

- She's just sitting there laughing, like, are you serious?

- You're an adult. - Get your animal!

CHRISSY: So, Monique, do you feel like

anything on this tiny list is valid?

The groceries... - Just the groceries.

- The groceries are more than you're suing for.

What is with this $171.97?

- That's 'cause I know how much those Tupperware cost.

- I like it, 'cause it makes me feel like

you've thought about this, even though I have no idea.

- Oh, yeah, every time I go in Walmart and walk down

the Tupperware aisle, I'm like, "I used to have this!"

- Okay. - But you can come get them.

They're in the cabinets with all the lids on them.

- Oh, when I tried to come get them last time, you're like,

"Well, I have chicken in that one, and that one has..."

- Okay, so, now, how far do you live apart?

- Seven minutes. - How far are you?

- Seven minutes? DEVON: Yes.

- And you can't share T-shirts and Tupperware?

- You see, you see what I'm saying! - What can I do with a shirt

after she puts those boobs in it?

- [laughter] - In the Tupperware?

- [Devon and Monique laugh]

- You guys, these are sisterly benefits!

- I don't benefit from this sisterhood. - Exactly.

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- To me, looking from outside in,

it's incredible that you two found each other.

It's a good thing you found a family member for life.

But you can't just steal shit. My ruling is actually

going to be, I'm going to give...

you both full sets of Tupperware.

And, also, Devon, I'm gonna shit on your shorts.

- [laughter]

- Verdict-- case dismissed.

And here is some Tupperware for the both of you.

BOTH: Yay! - You both are fantastic, okay?

Get it together.

- Court adjourned!

- No, I don't give a [bleep] about her new Tupperware,

and I'm probably gonna end up with some of the new Tupperware as well.

- I'm gonna take her set of Tupperware, too.

My Tupperware!

I'm so used to not having it.

- [laughter]

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