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ANNOUNCER:
Today on Chrissy's Court,
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Milton Jenkins is suing
his ex-girlfriend Sona Durham
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for the cost of a car he sold her.
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Sona claims that ever since
she bought the car,
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all she does is drive him around,
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and her time is more valuable
than some car.
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The people are real, the cases are real,
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and the judgments are legally binding,
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no matter how unqualified the judge is.
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- This is Chrissy's Court.
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[dramatic music plays]
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- All rise to the Honorable
Judge Chrissy Teigen.
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- Ta-da!
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Good afternoon, everybody.
Hello, Mom.
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- Hi.
- Hand it over.
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Milton v. Sona.
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Milton, go ahead and explain your case.
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- Well, me and Sona started out dating,
and we became real close.
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We got to know each other real well.
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And as a partner/girlfriend,
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she needed a-a way around,
and I had two cars.
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So I decided, like,
maybe she needs to just go
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and purchase this car from me.
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- Basically, you started dating.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You call it a "situation-ship."
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- Yes.
- How do you define
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a situation-ship?
- All right.
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You know, a ship
is supposed to take you places.
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Whether it's a relationship
or a friendship.
- Oh, it's like a ship, then.
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You've actually made this into a... Okay.
- Right.
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- I thought you would do
the "situation" part,
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but you're focusing on the "ship" part.
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Okay. Okay.
- Right, right.
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You got friendships,
you got relationships.
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- Uh-huh.
- Either this relationship
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is gonna take you somewhere,
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-or it's gonna sink.
CHRISSY: Mm.
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- This relationship turned
into a situation-ship.
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Like, you scratch my back,
I scratch yours.
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- Did you think you were
in a relationship?
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Like, an actual boyfriend,
girlfriend relationship,
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not a situation-ship?
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- I felt like I was in, um...
- Limbo?
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- ...a sex-ship.
- Sex-ship.
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- Ooh.
- Yay is into it.
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- Ooh.
- So,
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you are just asking for this car payment.
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- Right. And then she can have
the title and the car.
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- Okay.
- This is the car right here, Your Honor.
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CHRISSY: Oh, [bleep], that's a nice car.
PEPPER: Beautiful.
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Looks like a good car.
- Do you have a contract?
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- Yes.
- You do?
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CHRISSY: Let me see that.
MILTON: Now, most people say
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that the power is in the tongue,
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but clearly, the power was in the pen
when she wrote that letter.
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[laughter]
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CHRISSY:
Mom, do you think this is legally binding?
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- Looks good.
- All right. I mean,
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you knew what you signed on for.
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SONA:
No, because once I started driving that,
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he made me his personal driver,
and I'm like,
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"Okay, this wasn't the plan."
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- So, Sona, what's your side of this?
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- I think, for the most part,
he's just really ungrateful.
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- [laughs]
- I cook dinner for him every night.
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I do not even charge him, but...
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- Well, if you think
you're in a relationship,
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you wouldn't charge for it.
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Like, I wouldn't sit John down
and be like,
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"Okay, I'm gonna give you a massage,
and you have to pay me."
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- Would you charge somebody for a car
if you were in a relationship?
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- Yes. I mean, I-I...
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It's... No, because he's rich,
so it's like...
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[laughter]
SONA: Okay, that's it for everyone.
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- Okay.
- I take him to and from work
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in this vehicle, like...
- That I put gas in.
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- So you sold her a car that
she has to take you to work in?
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- Not every day.
- Where's this second car?
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- I still have it.
It's just in the shop.
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CHRISSY: Okay.
- Your Honor, I have pictures,
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if you don't mind, of...
- Yes, no, please.
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- ...of me actually
driving him around, okay?
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- You have pictures of you
driving him around?
- Yes, I do.
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I have pictures of him
being a passenger, okay? Um...
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[laughter]
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- There's the proof, right there.
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- Literally, pictures of...
[laughter]
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All right, this is you
in the passenger's seat.
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She is literally driving you.
- We weren't going nowhere.
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- Sona, you paid for the gas,
you paid for...?
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SONA: I paid for the gas.
- I mean...
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- I also have a list
of other things that I've done.
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I've bought lingerie for his pleasure.
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- That was part of my birthday gift.
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[sighs]
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- Sona, your breakdown-- which is titled
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"A Very Great List
of Why I Owe Milton Nothing."
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[laughs]
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Re-twisted his hair; pain,
suffering, time and energy.
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MILTON: Her energy?
[laughter]
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She thrives off of my energy.
- That's a discount.
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I was just being humble.
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- She thinks she the sun.
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[laughter]
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PEPPER: Yes.
- This is all totaling $81,000.
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[laughter]
SONA: So he owes me,
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basically, you know what I mean?
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- No.
- You're not even asking for that much.
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You're just saying, like,
"This is what I've done for you."
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- Right.
- I mean, I honestly get all of this,
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because this is worth something,
um, in a relationship.
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- Okay.
- But since you won't
call it a relationship,
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this is where it gets
a little muddy for me.
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Milton, do you feel like you
could owe her a dollar, even?
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Do you feel like you owe her
for any of this stuff?
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- If I owe her for anything,
it'd be twisting my hair.
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The rest of that stuff, I mean,
the things that she's given,
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I give her also.
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- I understand your point.
- You know.
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But this car is totally different.
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She-she needs to make that payment.
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You know, she tries
to give me sex instead of money.
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I feel like I'll take that ass,
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but she still has to pay me my $4,400.
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- "That ass"?
[laughter]
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- That is not appropriate.
That is not appropriate.
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- If she don't want me to go out
and get another girlfriend,
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then I think she should...
CHRISSY: How would you feel
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right now if you found out Milton
was dating somebody else tomorrow?
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- Um...
- Be honest.
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- No, that would hurt my feelings,
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'cause I don't date anyone else.
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- You see potential in this relationship.
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- I do. I do. I just don't like
to be manipulated.
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- Would you like to be with her, too?
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- I thought about it.
- [Sona laughs]
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- I don't know why you're
putting on this front of, like,
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"I could do any... I get anything I want."
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Like, she seems great. So...
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[dramatic music plays]
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I do feel like you should
get paid for your time,
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your energy, twisting his hair
and the pain.
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I feel like there was some pain
involved, no offense.
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Um...
- [laughs]
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- But at the same time,
you also do owe him for this car,
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so I'm ruling
in favor of the plaintiff for $3,000.
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Thank you guys so much.
PEPPER: Thank you.
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[soft music plays]
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- They're gonna get back together.
- Yeah.
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They're gonna...
they're gonna [bleep] tonight.
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[laughter]
That's for sure.
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- I guess I did owe him some more money,
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but he just needs to know
you can't manipulate people
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to get things to go your way.
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- The judge made some sense to me.
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She talked to me
and made me look at the way
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that I look at things differently now.
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[dramatic music plays]
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