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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:24,179 --> 00:03:25,597 Hey, Bronc. 2 00:03:26,014 --> 00:03:27,849 Oh, man. 3 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,518 I figured to see you at the stockyard. 4 00:03:31,519 --> 00:03:35,273 You have some trouble? - Well, no. No, I didn't. 5 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,358 I had a little business in Flagstaff. 6 00:03:37,525 --> 00:03:38,902 Now, how was she? 7 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,832 Now, now, no, we can't keep the congressman waiting. 8 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,198 Let's go. Yeah. 9 00:03:48,035 --> 00:03:49,454 Yahoo! Here we go. 10 00:03:56,252 --> 00:03:59,515 Hey, Bronc, move them this way. Move them this way. Look out. 11 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:04,551 Look out. 12 00:04:05,886 --> 00:04:08,514 Come on. Come on now. 13 00:04:09,056 --> 00:04:10,307 Yahoo! 14 00:04:10,474 --> 00:04:12,017 Move them out. 15 00:04:16,104 --> 00:04:18,044 All right, boys, let's take them home. 16 00:04:23,153 --> 00:04:24,571 Come on. 17 00:04:25,405 --> 00:04:27,449 Turn them in. Yahoo! 18 00:04:30,994 --> 00:04:33,329 Move them out. Come on. 19 00:04:33,663 --> 00:04:35,540 Bring them over here. 20 00:04:39,919 --> 00:04:42,630 Shoot. Missed the brake. 21 00:05:09,573 --> 00:05:11,283 Shut up! 22 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:17,497 I'm sorry, Mr. Congressman. 23 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:20,166 Are you really a congressman? A real one? 24 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:23,472 - Yes, I am. Now, as I was saying, Mr... - Is he a real congressman? 25 00:05:23,628 --> 00:05:25,964 Yes, and if you can make a go of this, Charlie... 26 00:05:25,965 --> 00:05:29,216 ...you'll be an example to every other Indian in the territory. 27 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:33,221 Come on. Oh! Ha-ha! 28 00:05:33,388 --> 00:05:36,015 Oh, don't worry, I'll make a go of it. 29 00:05:36,182 --> 00:05:38,267 I'll make good. Make a go of what? 30 00:05:38,268 --> 00:05:41,478 Well, it's really quite simple. You're in the cattle business. 31 00:05:41,479 --> 00:05:45,441 - Twenty heifers and a young bull, Charlie. - Purebred Herefords. 32 00:05:45,608 --> 00:05:47,307 - Now, as I told Joe, it's... - Smoke. 33 00:05:47,401 --> 00:05:50,915 Oh, no, thanks. Now, if you build this herd, I promise you that I will... 34 00:05:50,988 --> 00:05:53,490 No, no, smoke. Something's on fire. 35 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:57,244 Fire, hell. That's smoke talk. 36 00:05:58,078 --> 00:06:02,374 Chester Walking Bear over at Big Springs. 37 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:05,502 I thought that old dog-eater was dead by now. 38 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,296 What's it say? 39 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,133 You know I can't read smoke talk. 40 00:06:11,299 --> 00:06:16,137 Lot of good it did to send you to school. Can't even read your own language. 41 00:06:18,223 --> 00:06:24,187 He say, "Get ready for big whoop-up. Watch squaws. 42 00:06:24,354 --> 00:06:28,691 Joe Lightcloud coming home." 43 00:06:28,858 --> 00:06:33,196 - Joe coming home? Joe coming home. - Oh, for heaven's sakes. 44 00:06:33,197 --> 00:06:37,574 - Now, that's what I was trying to tell you. - Annie? She's not home. What you saying? 45 00:06:37,575 --> 00:06:39,868 Joe's bringing your cattle here. 46 00:06:39,869 --> 00:06:42,507 Joe bringing them? What's Joe got to do with this? 47 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,166 Joe's the one brought up the idea. 48 00:06:45,332 --> 00:06:47,293 - Joe's the one. Your Joe. - My Joe? 49 00:06:47,459 --> 00:06:50,160 He talked the congressman here into giving it a try. 50 00:06:50,379 --> 00:06:52,673 I admit I was a bit skeptical at first... 51 00:06:52,674 --> 00:06:56,259 ...however, he pointed out certain political advantages to the project. 52 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:58,554 Providing Charlie can make a go of it. 53 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,640 If you stay out of debt and the herd prospers, Charlie... 54 00:07:01,807 --> 00:07:05,884 ...the government will likely adopt this policy for the rest of the reservation. 55 00:07:06,061 --> 00:07:10,190 So you see that the future of your and my fellow Indians is in your hands... 56 00:07:10,398 --> 00:07:14,194 ...if you're ready to accept such a responsibility. 57 00:07:14,361 --> 00:07:18,656 If I'm ready? Hear this, Mr. Congressman. 58 00:07:18,823 --> 00:07:20,992 I, Charlie Lightcloud... 59 00:07:21,159 --> 00:07:26,039 ...a direct descendant of great chiefs and mighty warriors... 60 00:07:26,205 --> 00:07:29,333 ...will take care of these fat cows. 61 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:33,129 And I will raise strong calves. 62 00:07:33,296 --> 00:07:38,008 And when people come to my reservation, I will point out the fat cows. 63 00:07:38,175 --> 00:07:43,097 I will say, "Do you know who gave me these fat cows... 64 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:45,557 ...and these strong calves? 65 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:47,226 My congressman. 66 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:48,977 And do you know why? 67 00:07:49,144 --> 00:07:53,148 In order to prove that an Indian can be fine... 68 00:07:53,315 --> 00:07:55,776 ...hard-working American citizen. 69 00:07:55,943 --> 00:08:00,781 And not a lazy bum like some white men think." 70 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:05,243 Charlie Lightcloud has spoken. 71 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:12,250 Good. Then it's, uh, settled. 72 00:08:12,251 --> 00:08:15,794 All the necessary arrangements have been taken care of with your son. 73 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,547 If you have any questions at all, you contact Mr. Slager. 74 00:08:18,548 --> 00:08:20,298 - He's in charge locally. - All right. 75 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,135 Goodbye and good luck. 76 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:23,970 He need it. 77 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,639 Uh, we'll see you, Charlie. 78 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,892 I don't suppose there's any way to keep this quiet, just in case it doesn't work out? 79 00:08:30,893 --> 00:08:32,477 Word will spread like wildfire. 80 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,230 There'll be more Indians here to see Charlie's cows... 81 00:08:35,231 --> 00:08:37,483 ...than there were at the Little Bighorn. 82 00:09:11,683 --> 00:09:14,310 - I have good news. - Get the lard out. 83 00:09:14,477 --> 00:09:15,603 Huh? 84 00:09:15,604 --> 00:09:17,646 - In the back seat. - Oh. 85 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:21,025 Did you know that was United States Congressman Morrissey... 86 00:09:21,192 --> 00:09:23,486 ...you almost hit out there? 87 00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:27,542 Just because he got elected to Congress don't mean he owns the road. 88 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:30,326 And if we don't fix the brakes on that car... 89 00:09:30,327 --> 00:09:33,578 - Sweetheart... - lf somebody doesn't do something... 90 00:09:33,579 --> 00:09:37,218 ...about this rotten old porch, it will float away in the next heavy rain. 91 00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:40,835 - Don't worry, I'm going to fix it. - Not that it matters. 92 00:09:40,836 --> 00:09:44,839 It's just the way most everything got in this house, including me, just floated in. 93 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,654 Wait till you hear what's happened. 94 00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,884 - I hope something floats by soon... - Annie. 95 00:09:48,885 --> 00:09:51,887 ...and plugs that hole in the floor before somebody falls in. 96 00:09:51,888 --> 00:09:55,433 The United States government is gonna give us a whole herd of cows. 97 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,853 The whole house is coming down around our ears. 98 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:02,690 - And a bull. And a bull. - Windmill is half busted, roof leaks. 99 00:10:02,899 --> 00:10:06,611 And the best part of it is, Annie... The best part of it... Will you listen? 100 00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:09,572 We got dry rot, wet rot, old rot, new rot... 101 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:13,743 Look, the best part of it is... Annie, listen to me. Annie. 102 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,974 Rotten, that's what it is. Clear through. 103 00:10:15,995 --> 00:10:18,831 - Will you listen? The best part of it is... - Rotten. 104 00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:21,542 Joe's home, and he arranged the whole thing. 105 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,878 I heard all about it in town. 106 00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:26,005 - Horse puckey. - Horse puckey. 107 00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:29,425 No, no, is that any way for a mother to welcome her only son? 108 00:10:29,592 --> 00:10:32,886 He is not my son. He is your son and don't you forget it. 109 00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:36,932 Wicked stepmother. Legend speak true. 110 00:10:37,099 --> 00:10:40,018 - Go gather the eggs. - That's squaw work. 111 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:42,061 Like everything else around here. 112 00:10:42,062 --> 00:10:44,439 Annie, look what this means to us. 113 00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:48,902 Joe got us a herd of cows of our very own, and they'll multiply... 114 00:10:49,069 --> 00:10:51,738 - ...over and over. - Along with our problems. 115 00:10:51,947 --> 00:10:54,032 Charlie, haven't you learned yet? 116 00:10:54,199 --> 00:10:56,618 - But this time, it'll be different. - Carlos... 117 00:10:56,785 --> 00:11:00,121 ...what about the oil well and the golf course? 118 00:11:00,288 --> 00:11:02,738 We got problems enough without Joe helping us. 119 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:06,044 - But, Annie... - Tongue of viper. 120 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:10,840 Should strip you naked, paint you red, horse-drag you across river. 121 00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:14,510 - Now, Grandpa. - And don't call me Grandpa. 122 00:11:14,677 --> 00:11:18,431 Scorpion squaw should work more, talk less. 123 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:20,015 Watch out, old man... 124 00:11:20,182 --> 00:11:25,020 ...or I will bury you and that filthy blanket of yours in the happy hunting ground. 125 00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:35,780 Hey, Charlie, you better get that gate open and turn that gray horse out there. 126 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:38,407 Don't want him kicking holes in your new cows, do you? 127 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:40,786 Hey, Bronco, have you seen Joe yet? 128 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:45,582 You betcha. He's up on the flats, headed this way fast. 129 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:51,254 Giddyup. Let's go. 130 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,729 Get off there. 131 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,565 Get off there. Get off. 132 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,291 - Get on over there. - Ha-ha-ha! 133 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:12,666 Look out. Come on back. Come on. 134 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,878 Come on, they're turning. Stop it. 135 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,715 Go on there. 136 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,800 Come on, Bronc. 137 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,806 He's here, Annie. Here they come. 138 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,558 No trouble so far. 139 00:13:52,821 --> 00:13:55,874 Hold on there, Charlie. 140 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,043 I wouldn't button that gate up too tight, if I was you. 141 00:13:58,044 --> 00:13:59,138 Huh? 142 00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,474 You got 20 heifers in there, Mr. Lightcloud. 143 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,883 But I don't see no young bull. 144 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,551 Where is he? 145 00:14:05,718 --> 00:14:08,053 Oh, uh, he'll be along all right. 146 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,471 Woo-hoo! 147 00:14:09,638 --> 00:14:10,931 Look, look. 148 00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:12,725 Oh, Joe. 149 00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:18,313 - Come on, Joe. - Come on, Joe. 150 00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:20,649 Woo-hoo! 151 00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:25,654 Ride that thing, baby. Woo-hoo! 152 00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:29,866 Woo-hoo! 153 00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,911 - Come on, Joe. - Come on, let's get up here. 154 00:14:33,078 --> 00:14:34,454 Bahh. 155 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:37,457 He's gonna herd it! 156 00:14:40,168 --> 00:14:43,796 Open the gate, open the gate, open the gate. 157 00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,842 - Come on. - Open the gate. 158 00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:19,664 Will somebody scratch my back? I got an itch. 159 00:15:34,262 --> 00:15:35,555 Where's Annie? 160 00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:38,181 Where's, uh...? Where's old Grandpa? Is he still alive? 161 00:15:38,182 --> 00:15:40,393 You damn right he is. 162 00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:48,192 - You don't look a day older. - Day older than what? 163 00:15:52,405 --> 00:15:53,499 Annie. 164 00:15:56,742 --> 00:15:59,745 Just as good-Iooking as ever. Pop, you're a lucky guy. 165 00:16:01,246 --> 00:16:02,936 A guy's got a right to hug his mama. 166 00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:04,917 Same old Annie. 167 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,504 Laugh yourself right into the poorhouse. 168 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:12,758 You have nothing better to do, but I have work to take care of. 169 00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:24,602 Where's Mary? Where's my baby sister? 170 00:16:24,644 --> 00:16:26,730 Oh, Mary's moved into town. 171 00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:29,941 She's got a job with Mr. Slager at the First National Bank. 172 00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:32,110 She's city folk now. 173 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:35,362 Yeah, I'll kick the dogs out of her room, and you can move in. 174 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:38,448 No, I've been outside so long, a roof don't feel natural to me. 175 00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:41,369 You sure rode that bull, Joe. 176 00:16:43,955 --> 00:16:46,916 Yeah, Joe, how come you come riding in on a bull? 177 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:49,417 Where's that Cadillac you were gonna bring home? 178 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,794 I got it all right, but it up and quit on me. 179 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,504 Just don't make them like they used to. 180 00:16:53,505 --> 00:16:56,394 Oh, yeah. Who are you trying to kid? Ha-ha-ha! 181 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:02,805 Hey, what happened to that saddle you won for bronco riding in Forth Worth? 182 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:05,757 That silver studded one? Did you bring it back with you? 183 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,310 I traded it off to a city fella. 184 00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:11,481 What'd he give you for it? A pack of gum? Ha-ha-ha! 185 00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:13,899 Are you kidding, man? He gave me his wife. 186 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,735 Ohh! 187 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,990 Hey, Joe, was she pretty? 188 00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:25,912 Hit him up, Joe. Give him what for. 189 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:32,834 What'd you do with that diamond belt buckle that you won... 190 00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:34,712 ...for bulldogging at Madison Square? 191 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,673 He used it as a door handle on his Cadillac. 192 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,229 Hey, Joe. Does that Cadillac...? Does it say Ford on the front? 193 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:44,679 One of these days I'll drive it up here and take all your squaws away. 194 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,808 - He'd do it too. - Anytime. 195 00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:50,154 Hey, wait a minute. Something's missing. 196 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,479 Hi! Ohh. 197 00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:55,691 Hey, down, boy. Private property. 198 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,359 No, beer. 199 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,362 Bronc, get over to Glenda Callahan's and buy up every case of beer she's got. 200 00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:05,283 Sure, Bronc. Just jump into Joe's Cadillac and take off. 201 00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:10,330 What am I gonna use for money, Joe? 202 00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:13,375 Look. 203 00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:15,418 A hundred dollars. 204 00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:19,255 Holy Custer. 205 00:18:20,006 --> 00:18:23,676 Hey, look, it's $ 100. 206 00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:26,387 You got a match, Bull? 207 00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:28,347 Yeah. 208 00:18:28,514 --> 00:18:29,807 Here. 209 00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:32,476 Hey, Grandpa. Where's your smoke blanket? 210 00:18:32,643 --> 00:18:33,978 I'm wearing it. 211 00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:36,845 Well, get it working and send out a signal, Grandpa. 212 00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:40,108 Tell them Joe Lightcloud's home. Tell them we're gonna throw one big party. 213 00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:44,737 Might last a week, a month. Depends on how long the beer holds out. 214 00:18:46,407 --> 00:18:48,242 Hey, Jackson, cool off. 215 00:19:51,553 --> 00:19:54,806 Hey, hand me a case of that beer. 216 00:20:59,797 --> 00:21:05,832 - Hey, one hell of a party, Joe. - How's the beer holding out? 217 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:09,961 Well, we're gonna get through the night, unless old Bull gets a little bit thirsty. 218 00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:11,214 I better go check on him. 219 00:21:11,381 --> 00:21:14,467 - Hey, listen... - Thanks a lot, old buddy. Thanks a lot. 220 00:21:45,613 --> 00:21:50,542 Jump down spin around, let's have a party 221 00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,295 Look who's back, Stay Away Joe 222 00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:54,546 Choctaw, Chickasaw Gonna drink hearty 223 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,466 Welcome back, Stay Away Joe 224 00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:58,593 Stay Away Joe, they call me 225 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,887 Stay Away Joe, oh, yeah 226 00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:02,972 But if you need me, call me 227 00:22:03,139 --> 00:22:05,433 A whoop and a holler And I'll be there 228 00:22:13,816 --> 00:22:15,860 Who keeps turning up like a bad penny? 229 00:22:16,027 --> 00:22:17,987 Take one guess, Stay Away Joe 230 00:22:18,154 --> 00:22:20,156 Always finding trouble aplenty 231 00:22:20,322 --> 00:22:22,074 Oh, my, yes, reckon you know 232 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:26,662 Stay Away Joe, they call me Stay Away Joe, oh, yeah 233 00:22:26,829 --> 00:22:28,747 But if you need me, call me 234 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,864 A whoop and a holler And I'll be there 235 00:22:36,713 --> 00:22:38,882 Okay, then, I'll dance with you. 236 00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:41,634 When two lips are ripe for the picking 237 00:22:41,635 --> 00:22:43,761 - Who crops up? - Stay Away Joe 238 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,055 Love them, leave them Screaming and kicking 239 00:22:46,056 --> 00:22:47,943 Hey, ho, giddyup Hey, look at him go 240 00:22:47,974 --> 00:22:51,936 Stay Away Joe, they call me Stay Away Joe, oh, yeah 241 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:54,314 But if you need me, call me 242 00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:56,356 A whoop and a holler And I'll be there 243 00:22:56,357 --> 00:22:58,067 Hey. 244 00:22:59,777 --> 00:23:02,447 Well, Mary, you are really something. 245 00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:05,700 Oh, Joe, I missed you. Oh, Joe... 246 00:23:06,409 --> 00:23:07,743 Lorne, this is Joe. 247 00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:10,245 I kind of figured it was Joe. I'm Lorne Hawkins. 248 00:23:10,246 --> 00:23:12,622 Hi. What's this I hear about you living in town? 249 00:23:12,623 --> 00:23:15,376 Oh, I got a good job. Never mind about me. 250 00:23:15,543 --> 00:23:18,744 I wanna hear all about your deal with Congressman Morrissey. 251 00:23:18,879 --> 00:23:20,881 I'll talk to you later about that. 252 00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:23,257 Come on, let's go meet the rest of the tribe. 253 00:23:23,258 --> 00:23:26,147 - Nice to have met you. See you later. - See you later. 254 00:23:29,848 --> 00:23:32,100 How are you, Mr. Lightcloud? 255 00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:35,020 Hey, how about a beer? 256 00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:37,188 Do you know him, Bronc? The guy with Mary? 257 00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:39,690 It's Lorne Hawkins. He bought up a local newspaper. 258 00:23:39,691 --> 00:23:41,693 Welcome home, Joe. 259 00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:46,698 Who was that? 260 00:23:46,865 --> 00:23:48,491 Billie-Jo Hump. 261 00:23:54,539 --> 00:23:57,875 Well, she can chew on my moccasins any time she wants to. 262 00:23:58,042 --> 00:24:00,670 All right, Joe. Now, that's Frank Hawk's new girl. 263 00:24:00,837 --> 00:24:02,672 And he watches her like a hawk. 264 00:24:02,838 --> 00:24:05,091 - Is that a fact? - And... 265 00:24:05,258 --> 00:24:06,352 Joe. 266 00:24:16,895 --> 00:24:20,396 What's Hawk gonna say about that? 267 00:24:20,397 --> 00:24:22,900 Well, he don't mind her dancing. 268 00:24:24,234 --> 00:24:26,445 Joe, remember last time. 269 00:24:28,238 --> 00:24:32,284 - Hawk, how's it going, boy? - Hey, Joe, it's a good party. 270 00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:36,997 That's my new girl over there. 271 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,544 With Jackson He-Crow? 272 00:24:42,710 --> 00:24:44,003 That's her. 273 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:46,673 Billie-Jo. She's nice, huh? 274 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,383 Man, you better believe it. 275 00:24:52,053 --> 00:24:55,515 I don't know, Hawk. If she was my girl, I'd... 276 00:24:56,974 --> 00:24:58,226 Well, what do you mean? 277 00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:04,690 Well, I mean, it's nice of you not to start any trouble or anything. 278 00:25:06,317 --> 00:25:08,277 Well, what's the matter? 279 00:25:14,116 --> 00:25:16,034 What's he doing to her? 280 00:25:18,412 --> 00:25:21,790 If a guy did that without music, they'd throw him in jail. 281 00:25:25,502 --> 00:25:30,298 That no-good son of an Apache. 282 00:25:33,677 --> 00:25:35,261 - Joe... - Fight. 283 00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:37,430 Fight. Fight. 284 00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:43,603 Aah! 285 00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:32,567 Annie, great party. 286 00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:34,527 Everybody having fun. 287 00:26:38,532 --> 00:26:42,200 Much more of that kind of fun and the whole house will come down on them. 288 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,790 You fix something to eat? 289 00:26:47,957 --> 00:26:51,544 No, I'm fixing to take a bath. 290 00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:02,408 Wonder how long the fight will last. 291 00:27:03,347 --> 00:27:05,307 Long enough, baby. 292 00:28:02,571 --> 00:28:05,532 - Have you had enough? - Hell, no. 293 00:28:09,453 --> 00:28:11,747 Hey, everybody, break it up. 294 00:28:11,748 --> 00:28:13,372 Break it up. All right, you guys. 295 00:28:14,624 --> 00:28:17,137 Hey, that's enough. Break it up, break it up. 296 00:28:18,086 --> 00:28:20,588 Hey, Hawk, that was a good fight, man. 297 00:28:20,797 --> 00:28:23,133 - I enjoyed it. - Thanks. 298 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,928 - Honey, are you all right? - Uh-huh. 299 00:28:29,639 --> 00:28:33,768 Uh, music. We need some music. Hey. 300 00:28:35,019 --> 00:28:39,482 You guys wanna play something slow? Everybody looks a little winded. 301 00:28:39,649 --> 00:28:41,776 Joe, same old Joe. 302 00:28:41,984 --> 00:28:44,111 I better talk to you right now. 303 00:28:44,278 --> 00:28:46,030 Do you mind, Lorne? 304 00:28:46,906 --> 00:28:48,324 - Lorne. - What? 305 00:28:48,491 --> 00:28:52,953 Okay with you if I take a tall, good-Iooking young man outside for a walk? 306 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,998 Oh, sure, you and Joe go right ahead. 307 00:28:57,761 --> 00:29:06,048 You're really too much. The congressman actually believes he'll become governor... 308 00:29:06,049 --> 00:29:09,426 ...if Charlie succeeds with the herd? - It's a cheap way to buy votes. 309 00:29:09,427 --> 00:29:11,679 - What if Charlie doesn't succeed? - He will. 310 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,056 How do you know? 311 00:29:13,223 --> 00:29:16,174 Look what happened with the golf course and the oil well. 312 00:29:16,184 --> 00:29:20,188 - Well, I was young then, it's... - Why do you keep coming back, Joe? 313 00:29:21,189 --> 00:29:23,389 Why are you always trying to help Charlie... 314 00:29:23,775 --> 00:29:27,195 ...instead of staying away and making something of yourself? 315 00:29:31,991 --> 00:29:35,995 Well, maybe it's because I wanna know this place is still here when I need it. 316 00:29:40,124 --> 00:29:41,667 Demon squaw. 317 00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:44,503 Shame tribe of Lightcloud. 318 00:29:45,421 --> 00:29:47,871 - What's happened now? - Why don't you find out... 319 00:29:48,007 --> 00:29:52,678 ...while I rescue a certain white man from being scalped by wild Indians? 320 00:29:52,886 --> 00:29:55,597 Female Indians. 321 00:29:55,764 --> 00:29:58,402 I am not going to give away what little food we have... 322 00:29:58,475 --> 00:29:59,726 ...to a bunch of drunks. 323 00:29:59,893 --> 00:30:03,021 - You bad Indian. - Now, Grandpa... 324 00:30:03,188 --> 00:30:06,399 - And don't call me Grandpa. - She's only half Indian. 325 00:30:06,566 --> 00:30:09,361 And half Mexican, and proud of it. 326 00:30:09,527 --> 00:30:10,779 Okay, what's wrong now? 327 00:30:10,904 --> 00:30:14,365 We invite friends to celebrate our great good fortune... 328 00:30:14,574 --> 00:30:19,621 ...and this half-breed scorpion squaw will not feed them. 329 00:30:19,787 --> 00:30:23,416 Be careful or I will trade places with you... 330 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,585 ...and I will serve you for dinner. 331 00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:27,211 Hoo-hoowee! 332 00:30:27,378 --> 00:30:30,715 I ain't had so much beer in my whole life. 333 00:30:30,881 --> 00:30:34,093 Most of my stomach's growling like an old hound dog. 334 00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:36,512 What's for chow? 335 00:30:36,679 --> 00:30:38,848 Something else. 336 00:30:40,558 --> 00:30:45,521 In old days, when we have whoop-up, we have whoop-up. 337 00:30:45,687 --> 00:30:50,359 When friends come to my father's tepee, they get buffalo. 338 00:30:51,068 --> 00:30:53,695 Big fat buffalo. 339 00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:56,365 Where am I supposed to get buffalo? 340 00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:06,249 Hey, Bronc, old buddy, I got a job for you. 341 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,542 Lovely. 342 00:31:27,269 --> 00:31:28,938 Hold it. 343 00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:54,588 Hey, like I told you, it's one hell of a party. 344 00:31:54,754 --> 00:31:57,882 - Here's to the future governor. - Yeah. 345 00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:08,885 Shut up. 346 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,944 I think... 347 00:34:27,111 --> 00:34:29,988 Oh, I think I'm going to die. 348 00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:33,617 Joe? 349 00:34:34,117 --> 00:34:36,995 Joe? 350 00:34:37,704 --> 00:34:39,581 Joe. 351 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:45,670 Joe? 352 00:34:45,879 --> 00:34:47,714 Yeah, Pop. 353 00:34:48,423 --> 00:34:50,800 Man, ain't it a beautiful morning? 354 00:34:54,012 --> 00:34:57,515 Hey, Annie. Look out, you'll let the cows out. 355 00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:05,189 Oh, there you are. 356 00:35:05,606 --> 00:35:07,316 What did I do? 357 00:35:07,483 --> 00:35:09,151 Wait a minute. 358 00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:12,029 What did I do, Annie? 359 00:35:19,495 --> 00:35:21,538 Annie. Annie, what's eating you? 360 00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:23,831 You remember the cow you ate last night? 361 00:35:23,832 --> 00:35:25,125 - Yeah. - It was the bull. 362 00:35:26,961 --> 00:35:30,713 You mean Bronc was so stoned he couldn't tell the difference? 363 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:32,049 That's right. 364 00:35:32,215 --> 00:35:35,552 You mean he butchered my bull? 365 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:41,516 When the Congress finds out, they will pass the law against you, Charlie Lightcloud. 366 00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:44,133 And you will spend the rest of your life in jail. 367 00:35:44,134 --> 00:35:46,019 Wait a minute, Annie, wait a minute. 368 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,522 I can get you a better one. 369 00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:51,734 What would you say if I were to get you a big, strong, blue-ribbon stud... 370 00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:53,361 ...weighs about 1700 pounds? 371 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:56,322 I'd say that's a lot of bull. 372 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,407 - So would I. - Ow! 373 00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,994 She'd look good painted red. 374 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,996 Say, where you gonna find an animal like that? 375 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:07,917 Hike Bowers over at the Big Springs Stockyard. 376 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,535 I'll just take a ride over to Glenda Callahan's and give him a call. 377 00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:15,716 But, son, do you know how much a herd bull like that cost? 378 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:19,636 - Five hundred dollars, maybe more. - Five hundred? 379 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:21,065 That's peanuts. 380 00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:24,515 Could you let me have a dollar? I left my money in my other pants. 381 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,227 Sure. Here. 382 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,525 What other pants? 383 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,141 Up jumped the devil. 384 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,102 - How you been, Glenda? - Can't complain. 385 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:13,772 - You've been away a long time, Joe. - Long enough. 386 00:37:14,314 --> 00:37:17,651 I'll bet you didn't give us folks out here a thought. 387 00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:21,113 Oh, yeah, I did. I thought about you a lot. 388 00:37:21,738 --> 00:37:24,783 - I'll bet you did. - No, it's true. 389 00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:28,995 What kind of things did you think about, Joe? 390 00:37:29,162 --> 00:37:31,247 All sorts of things. 391 00:37:32,457 --> 00:37:34,292 Such as? 392 00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:44,843 Give me some change for a phone call and a drink, and I'll tell you all about it. 393 00:37:44,844 --> 00:37:47,262 I got no license to sell whiskey and you know it. 394 00:37:47,263 --> 00:37:50,223 - It never made a difference before. - They're watching me now. 395 00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:54,061 So it's strictly wine and beer until they lose interest. 396 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,564 Of course, for you... 397 00:37:57,606 --> 00:37:58,816 ...I can make an exception. 398 00:37:59,024 --> 00:38:02,528 - I wouldn't wanna ruin your reputation. - Don't worry about that. 399 00:38:08,992 --> 00:38:10,494 Now, before you left, we was... 400 00:38:12,162 --> 00:38:14,039 Oh, damn. 401 00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:17,334 Help yourself to a beer. 402 00:38:18,085 --> 00:38:19,669 I'll be right back. 403 00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:34,851 Hello. May I speak to Hike Bowers, please? 404 00:38:35,018 --> 00:38:37,854 - Tell him Joe Lightcloud's calling. - Hi, Joe. 405 00:38:40,565 --> 00:38:42,066 What do you know? 406 00:38:42,233 --> 00:38:45,236 - Little Mamie Callahan. - That's right. 407 00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:49,031 - You've kind of grown up. - I'm 19 now. 408 00:38:50,032 --> 00:38:51,534 Hey, Joe. 409 00:38:51,742 --> 00:38:54,370 Oh. Oh, yeah, hello. Hike? 410 00:38:55,663 --> 00:38:57,498 Yeah, I got back yesterday. 411 00:38:57,665 --> 00:39:01,929 Listen, Hike, I wonder if I could come over and talk to you about borrowing a bull? 412 00:39:02,002 --> 00:39:05,255 Yeah, that's right, a bull, and a good one. 413 00:39:05,631 --> 00:39:08,467 Oh, you have? Great. 414 00:39:08,634 --> 00:39:10,594 Come by later, Hike. Thanks. 415 00:39:44,377 --> 00:39:46,420 What do you need a bull for, Joe? 416 00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:50,549 - I'll explain it to you sometime. - Over my dead body. 417 00:39:52,051 --> 00:39:55,471 Mamie, you take that shameful thing off. 418 00:39:55,637 --> 00:39:58,098 It's a minidress, I made it myself. 419 00:39:58,099 --> 00:40:00,558 Minidress, hell. It looks like your underwear. 420 00:40:00,559 --> 00:40:01,977 I like it. 421 00:40:02,144 --> 00:40:03,729 Not now, baby. 422 00:40:03,895 --> 00:40:05,897 I can't get over how much she's grown. 423 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,327 - Out. - At least let me finish my beer. 424 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:15,949 - You're gonna ruin your carpet. - Next time I won't aim so low. 425 00:40:18,993 --> 00:40:20,703 I see what you mean. 426 00:40:21,663 --> 00:40:23,248 Bye, Mamie. 427 00:40:23,414 --> 00:40:24,958 Bye, Joe. 428 00:40:28,002 --> 00:40:29,691 You quit messing around with him. 429 00:40:29,837 --> 00:40:32,882 He reminds me of your father, that no-account. 430 00:40:33,049 --> 00:40:35,051 Gee, Ma. 431 00:40:35,218 --> 00:40:38,012 Baby, dear. Don't you want to be good? 432 00:40:38,179 --> 00:40:41,974 How am I gonna be good if I never get any practice? 433 00:41:43,909 --> 00:41:47,360 I'm sure you're gonna be pleased with your choice, Mr. Lightcloud. 434 00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:49,039 In fact, I'm certain of it. 435 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:50,457 I sure hope you're right. 436 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,793 Oh, I'd bet my last dollar on it. 437 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:58,090 Now, where's that old one-seater you're trading in on this little gem? 438 00:41:58,256 --> 00:42:00,342 Right over there. 439 00:42:18,985 --> 00:42:21,404 - Stick them up. - Joe. 440 00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:25,115 - They finally got you in a cage, didn't they? - I'm glad you stopped by. 441 00:42:25,116 --> 00:42:28,202 - Morning, Joe. - Oh, hello, Hy, you old politician. 442 00:42:28,369 --> 00:42:30,433 They haven't caught you yet, have they? 443 00:42:30,579 --> 00:42:33,092 Well, I hear you had quite a wingding last night. 444 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:35,792 - Hope the herd's okay. - Oh, they're a little hung-over. 445 00:42:35,793 --> 00:42:38,253 Cows just can't hold their beer, you know. 446 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:41,340 Well, listen, all joking aside... 447 00:42:41,548 --> 00:42:44,593 ...this cattle deal's damned important, you know? 448 00:42:44,594 --> 00:42:47,303 Morrissey's running for governor means a lot to me. 449 00:42:47,304 --> 00:42:50,973 Now, you just leave everything to me, Hy. You're practically home free. 450 00:42:50,974 --> 00:42:52,976 I know you, Joe... 451 00:42:53,143 --> 00:42:58,231 ...and if you mess this up, I will have your skin. 452 00:42:58,815 --> 00:43:00,275 Bank's looking great, Hy. 453 00:43:00,276 --> 00:43:03,902 Mary, I wanna show you something outside. I'll bring her right back. 454 00:43:03,903 --> 00:43:06,614 I have a terrible feeling before this thing's over... 455 00:43:06,781 --> 00:43:09,784 ...I'm going to be feeling terrible. 456 00:43:09,951 --> 00:43:12,651 You're kidding. How'd you do it? Where'd you get it? 457 00:43:12,662 --> 00:43:15,425 - It was easy. I traded in old Gray for it. - You did what? 458 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:19,417 I was talked into it. This fellow needed one more sale to make his monthly quota. 459 00:43:19,418 --> 00:43:21,796 So you helped him out? Oh, come on, Joe. 460 00:43:21,797 --> 00:43:24,005 - Who does it really belong to? - Hey, sis. 461 00:43:24,006 --> 00:43:26,133 What's with you and this Lorne stud? 462 00:43:26,592 --> 00:43:29,136 Well, I told mama last night that... 463 00:43:29,303 --> 00:43:32,181 Holy cow. I forgot the bull. 464 00:43:36,685 --> 00:43:38,687 See you later, sis. 465 00:43:53,577 --> 00:43:56,871 - Hey! Joe, you're looking great. - Where'd you get that? 466 00:43:56,872 --> 00:44:00,707 - Hank, I ain't seen you in a long time. - Business is looking pretty good. 467 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,908 I'll show you how good. Let me buy you a beer. 468 00:44:03,044 --> 00:44:05,004 - I'm on duty. - I'll tell you what... 469 00:44:05,171 --> 00:44:07,309 ...when you get off, come out to Callahan's. 470 00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:10,008 - I'll buy all the brew you can handle. - See you there. 471 00:44:10,009 --> 00:44:11,969 You too, Bronc. We'll have a party. 472 00:44:12,136 --> 00:44:14,472 Great. But wait... 473 00:44:14,889 --> 00:44:16,807 Where did you get... 474 00:44:16,974 --> 00:44:18,184 ...the new car? 475 00:44:38,089 --> 00:44:42,873 Hi, Glenda. I wanna talk to you about something. 476 00:44:42,874 --> 00:44:45,251 - I told you to stay away. - I came to help you. 477 00:44:45,252 --> 00:44:47,086 - Hi, Joe. - Eat your wheat germ. 478 00:44:47,087 --> 00:44:49,662 - Help from you I don't need. - I was in town just now. 479 00:44:49,663 --> 00:44:52,007 I heard Matson tell Bronc he's on his way here. 480 00:44:52,008 --> 00:44:54,969 - For what? - To check the liquor you got, what else? 481 00:44:55,136 --> 00:44:57,388 - I don't believe it. - Then don't. 482 00:44:57,597 --> 00:44:59,557 - Hi, Joe. - Make your bed. 483 00:44:59,724 --> 00:45:02,727 - I already made it. - Then lie in it. 484 00:45:02,894 --> 00:45:04,270 - Go on. Out. - Mama. 485 00:45:05,938 --> 00:45:07,732 Shut the door. 486 00:45:10,151 --> 00:45:12,903 - Who told him? - Not me. 487 00:45:15,031 --> 00:45:16,449 I'll bet. 488 00:45:16,615 --> 00:45:19,003 Well, then, why would I come here to warn you? 489 00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:21,214 What am I gonna do? 490 00:45:21,287 --> 00:45:24,790 - Get out of here, I'll take care of him. - Oh, no. 491 00:45:24,957 --> 00:45:27,418 Look, I've been thinking about you and me. 492 00:45:27,584 --> 00:45:30,087 Yeah, I know how you was thinking. 493 00:45:30,254 --> 00:45:32,589 Mamie's nice, but she's just a baby. 494 00:45:32,756 --> 00:45:35,050 I like a woman with maturity. 495 00:45:35,217 --> 00:45:36,551 Uh-huh. 496 00:45:36,718 --> 00:45:40,305 Why don't you take my car and drive up to Flagstaff? 497 00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:44,351 As soon as I get rid of Hank, I'll join you there. 498 00:45:44,517 --> 00:45:47,187 - What about Mamie? - Leave her here. 499 00:45:47,354 --> 00:45:49,105 That'll be the day. 500 00:45:49,564 --> 00:45:51,649 It'll look phony with both of you gone. 501 00:45:54,694 --> 00:45:57,322 Why don't I tell him you had some shopping to do? 502 00:45:58,281 --> 00:46:00,283 - Forget it. - Okay. 503 00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:04,453 But I hope you got the stuff hid real good, because here he comes right now. 504 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,501 Meet you at the Maverick Bar. 505 00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:13,295 - I'm parked out back, the keys are in it. - Right. 506 00:46:36,276 --> 00:46:39,279 That sure is a funny way to drive a car. 507 00:46:44,534 --> 00:46:46,161 Would you like some yogurt? 508 00:46:46,369 --> 00:46:48,371 No, thanks, baby. 509 00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:51,206 Wasn't that your new car we just saw leaving? 510 00:46:51,207 --> 00:46:52,417 What new car? 511 00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:54,544 Hey, Hank, let me get you a beer, buddy. 512 00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,839 I can't stay too long. I gotta get on home. 513 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,674 That's too bad, because we're gonna have a party. 514 00:47:00,675 --> 00:47:02,676 Well, how come you weren't driving? 515 00:47:02,677 --> 00:47:04,679 Here you go, Bronc, go call the tribe. 516 00:47:06,097 --> 00:47:09,808 Because we're gonna have ourselves a real party. 517 00:47:25,824 --> 00:47:28,775 Hey, everybody, I've brought more booze. Come and get it. 518 00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:30,412 Booze! 519 00:47:36,918 --> 00:47:38,962 More booze? Ha-ha! 520 00:47:38,963 --> 00:47:43,715 Here we go, everybody, drink up the evidence... 521 00:47:43,716 --> 00:47:46,259 ...so poor Glenda will never have to sneak off again. 522 00:47:46,261 --> 00:47:49,013 Poor old Glenda, all alone in Flagstaff. 523 00:47:49,180 --> 00:47:51,349 I hope she's having a good time, Joe. 524 00:47:51,516 --> 00:47:52,725 Okay, boys. Don't push. 525 00:47:52,934 --> 00:47:55,269 - There's enough for everybody. - Joe. 526 00:47:56,354 --> 00:47:58,105 Hey, Bronc, did you ever tend bar? 527 00:47:58,230 --> 00:48:00,399 Uh, nope. Used to be a butcher though. 528 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,358 I know, but now you're a bartender. 529 00:48:02,359 --> 00:48:05,779 - Pass the hat, buddy, let's keep it legal. - We'll keep it legal. 530 00:48:11,076 --> 00:48:13,954 Holy cow, I forgot the bull. Hey, Bronc. 531 00:48:13,955 --> 00:48:17,790 You want something to drink? A little fire water, you put it right there. 532 00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:18,958 - Bronc! - Come on. 533 00:48:18,959 --> 00:48:20,961 You're not the owner! Get out of here! 534 00:48:21,712 --> 00:48:23,422 Bronc. 535 00:48:23,922 --> 00:48:27,259 - Come here, I need your help. - Yeah? Take care, don't spill it. 536 00:48:27,801 --> 00:48:29,761 Uh, what can I do for you, old buddy? 537 00:48:29,762 --> 00:48:32,096 Tomorrow morning go over to Hike Bowers'... 538 00:48:32,097 --> 00:48:35,600 ...and pick up this bull he's got for me. - His bull? Uh... 539 00:48:39,437 --> 00:48:41,147 What do you need a bull for? 540 00:48:45,651 --> 00:48:46,778 Yeah, yeah. 541 00:48:46,944 --> 00:48:50,156 - Anything you say, Joe. - Thanks a lot, Bronc. 542 00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:59,623 This is fun. 543 00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:02,459 You say you never kissed anybody before? 544 00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:05,628 - What's the matter? - I'm just wondering what you'll be like... 545 00:49:05,629 --> 00:49:08,966 ...when you've had a little practice. - Okay, then, well... 546 00:49:21,937 --> 00:49:23,647 I guess this is what it's like. 547 00:49:23,813 --> 00:49:25,638 - What what's like? - Being in love. 548 00:49:26,149 --> 00:49:29,527 - Wait a minute, Mamie. We're not... - Ma won't be back for a long time. 549 00:49:29,694 --> 00:49:32,113 And maybe not even all night. 550 00:49:37,952 --> 00:49:41,706 - Did you hear something? - More. Come on. 551 00:49:55,553 --> 00:49:57,930 Joe, let's you and me go someplace... 552 00:49:58,097 --> 00:50:01,141 - What's wrong with where we are? ...and get married. 553 00:50:02,101 --> 00:50:03,685 Married? 554 00:50:06,856 --> 00:50:10,107 Well, look, honey, you just don't up and get married like that. 555 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:12,746 You gotta plan these things, you know what I mean? 556 00:50:14,529 --> 00:50:17,449 All right. You gotta get to know each other better. 557 00:50:20,035 --> 00:50:23,621 Oh, you mean like this. 558 00:51:30,823 --> 00:51:34,856 - Mama. - I can explain everything. 559 00:51:34,857 --> 00:51:36,817 Meet me in Flagstaff, huh? 560 00:51:44,283 --> 00:51:48,495 I'm getting to know him better, so we can get married. 561 00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:54,293 Mama, don't! 562 00:51:59,256 --> 00:52:01,174 Joe, look out! 563 00:52:03,343 --> 00:52:06,763 Hear me, get out or I'll clobber you, you lousy... 564 00:52:43,799 --> 00:52:46,468 I got him, Joe. I got the bull. 565 00:52:46,635 --> 00:52:48,429 You stole him, huh? 566 00:52:48,595 --> 00:52:51,473 Just like old days. 567 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,059 Charlie, you're gonna get rich. 568 00:52:54,226 --> 00:52:57,354 - Hey, come on. Come on. - Oh, good to go. 569 00:52:57,521 --> 00:53:00,148 Annie, you hear that? You hear that, Annie? 570 00:53:00,315 --> 00:53:02,526 Joe got us a bull. 571 00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:07,112 Best stay away from that tailgate, he'll charge anything that moves. 572 00:53:07,113 --> 00:53:10,574 Better look out. He sees them heifers, he'll come like a freight train. 573 00:53:10,575 --> 00:53:12,024 - Ready, Bronc? - I'm ready. 574 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,870 Okay, here she goes. 575 00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:17,373 - It's coming. - Yep. 576 00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:19,803 - Everybody stay out of the way. - Yeah. 577 00:53:23,462 --> 00:53:24,714 Come on. 578 00:53:31,303 --> 00:53:32,721 Come on. 579 00:54:17,589 --> 00:54:21,184 - You gonna take that end? - Yeah. 580 00:54:21,185 --> 00:54:23,688 I'll take his head, and you take the other end. 581 00:54:23,854 --> 00:54:25,940 - Be careful. - Come on, now. 582 00:54:26,107 --> 00:54:29,151 Come on, now. Come on down there. 583 00:54:29,318 --> 00:54:30,444 Come on. 584 00:54:35,574 --> 00:54:37,962 Wait until he gets a look at them heifers. 585 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:45,292 Some bull. 586 00:54:45,459 --> 00:54:49,463 Hike says he's blue ribbon. Dominic the Twelfth. 587 00:54:49,629 --> 00:54:53,133 Twelfth? Don't tell me there was 11 more like him? 588 00:54:53,134 --> 00:54:56,135 You shouldn't have said it. Now he's mad at you. 589 00:54:56,136 --> 00:55:00,598 Mad? He look like he's going to cry. 590 00:55:19,033 --> 00:55:21,160 He isn't even looking at them heifers. 591 00:55:21,327 --> 00:55:23,996 He's had a hard day riding around in that truck. 592 00:55:24,163 --> 00:55:27,833 - Just wait until he gets a little rest. - It is morning. He just got up. 593 00:55:28,042 --> 00:55:30,627 Looks like good bull. I like him. 594 00:55:30,794 --> 00:55:32,463 Of course you like him. 595 00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:36,508 Only thing around here that moves slower than you do. 596 00:55:36,675 --> 00:55:39,052 What do you know about bulls? 597 00:55:39,219 --> 00:55:41,680 I know more than he does. 598 00:55:41,681 --> 00:55:45,850 I think he'll come around. We just gotta get him interested, that's all. 599 00:55:45,851 --> 00:55:47,477 And how are you going to do that? 600 00:55:47,936 --> 00:55:50,981 I'll figure out a way. Even if I have to show him myself. 601 00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:52,565 Can I watch? 602 00:55:53,608 --> 00:55:55,151 I am not going to wait for you. 603 00:55:55,318 --> 00:55:58,238 Bronc, put one of those cows on your truck. 604 00:55:58,404 --> 00:56:00,531 Hold it, Bronc. What for? 605 00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:03,785 - I am going to sell it and buy a toilet. - A toilet? 606 00:56:03,786 --> 00:56:06,244 Yeah, we've been through that before, Annie. 607 00:56:06,245 --> 00:56:10,917 I told you, them things have to be connected up with pipes at both ends... 608 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:12,710 ...and a handle in the middle. 609 00:56:12,877 --> 00:56:17,381 I am not going to have Mary's mother-in-law use no outhouse. 610 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,539 - Come on, Bronc. - Hold it, Bronc. 611 00:56:19,633 --> 00:56:21,343 Mary's mother-in-law? 612 00:56:21,510 --> 00:56:24,430 Yeah, she's coming here in two weeks to visit. 613 00:56:24,431 --> 00:56:26,222 But Mary ain't even married. 614 00:56:26,223 --> 00:56:28,642 She's going to be, to Lorne Hawkins. 615 00:56:28,643 --> 00:56:30,893 - Why didn't she tell me? - She tried... 616 00:56:30,894 --> 00:56:32,563 Come on, Bronc. 617 00:56:33,021 --> 00:56:35,857 - Put one of those cows in your truck. - Hold it, Bronc. 618 00:56:35,858 --> 00:56:38,442 You can't just go selling off the herd like that. 619 00:56:38,443 --> 00:56:43,490 Oh, I see. It is all right to eat them, but not to sell them, is that it? 620 00:56:43,657 --> 00:56:46,232 What else they are good for with a bull like that? 621 00:56:46,368 --> 00:56:47,577 I got an idea. 622 00:56:47,786 --> 00:56:53,249 Why doesn't Mary ask her mother-in-law to go to the toilet before she leaves town? 623 00:56:53,458 --> 00:56:56,544 Oh, Carlos, you don't ask people things like that. 624 00:56:56,711 --> 00:56:57,962 You don't even know her. 625 00:56:58,129 --> 00:57:02,467 Besides, I am going to need many more things before I am through. 626 00:57:02,633 --> 00:57:06,095 Okay, okay. I'll get the money for you, but leave the herd alone. 627 00:57:06,262 --> 00:57:09,275 - And how you going to do that? JOE: Never mind, I'll get it. 628 00:57:09,390 --> 00:57:12,153 All right, but if you don't come back with some money... 629 00:57:12,226 --> 00:57:16,230 ...I will keep selling cows until this house is just the way I want it! 630 00:57:16,397 --> 00:57:19,650 Annie. You woke him up. 631 00:57:21,110 --> 00:57:22,277 Look at that. 632 00:57:25,657 --> 00:57:30,451 Sorry I can't give you anything for the windshield, Joe. 633 00:57:30,452 --> 00:57:31,662 Too many holes in it. 634 00:57:31,663 --> 00:57:34,163 I was sure hoping we'd get more dough than this. 635 00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:37,000 Well, spare parts aren't hard to come by nowadays. 636 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,252 Too many accidents on the highway. 637 00:57:39,419 --> 00:57:42,005 Well, thanks anyway. Come on, Bronc. 638 00:57:43,006 --> 00:57:45,175 See you later, Orville. 639 00:57:46,217 --> 00:57:48,928 I sure hope you know what you're doing, Joe. 640 00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:50,513 New car and all. 641 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:54,819 Listen, this money's gonna protect the prettiest herd of heifers you ever saw. 642 00:58:23,003 --> 00:58:27,507 Dominic, Dominic, why are you stalling? 643 00:58:27,716 --> 00:58:31,595 Don't you hear love calling to you? 644 00:58:34,931 --> 00:58:37,517 Move your little foot do 645 00:58:40,979 --> 00:58:44,315 Dominic, Dominic, pick one and take her 646 00:58:44,482 --> 00:58:47,694 There's acres and acres to choose 647 00:58:50,363 --> 00:58:53,366 Only a fool would refuse 648 00:58:57,745 --> 00:58:59,789 If I had your trouble 649 00:58:59,955 --> 00:59:03,709 Life would be double, good sweet 650 00:59:03,918 --> 00:59:06,879 There'd be no grass Growing under my feet 651 00:59:07,087 --> 00:59:11,175 Listen, Dominic, Dominic When will you hunger? 652 00:59:11,342 --> 00:59:14,052 You ain't getting younger, my friend 653 00:59:15,095 --> 00:59:19,725 Love, love, love them all Right to the end 654 00:59:25,439 --> 00:59:27,816 I can't understand you 655 00:59:27,983 --> 00:59:31,611 Leaving them beauties forlorn 656 00:59:32,445 --> 00:59:36,449 It's time to take the old bull by the horn 657 00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:42,413 Come on, Dominic, Dominic They're itching and twitching 658 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:45,875 Better start pitching some woo 659 00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:54,425 Move your little foot do 660 01:04:37,199 --> 01:04:39,201 Hello, misfortune 661 01:04:39,368 --> 01:04:43,705 How's my old friend Mr. Misery? 662 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,168 I've been away so long 663 01:04:48,335 --> 01:04:53,215 I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me 664 01:04:56,510 --> 01:05:00,513 I got no bed to rest my head 665 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,433 No doors or walls or windowpane 666 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:08,062 Now all I needed was the rain 667 01:05:08,271 --> 01:05:12,108 Rain, rain, rain, rain 668 01:05:18,823 --> 01:05:24,787 Met a little honey At the Buzzin' Bumble Bee Caf� 669 01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:26,414 Yes, I did 670 01:05:28,082 --> 01:05:29,917 One drink and all my money 671 01:05:30,084 --> 01:05:34,964 And that honeybee had flown away 672 01:05:38,258 --> 01:05:42,262 About as low as I can go 673 01:05:42,513 --> 01:05:45,098 I don't really mean to complain 674 01:05:45,307 --> 01:05:49,811 Now all I needed was the rain 675 01:05:49,978 --> 01:05:53,857 Rain, rain, rain, rain 676 01:05:55,025 --> 01:05:58,361 All I needed was this rain 677 01:05:59,821 --> 01:06:01,865 All I needed was the rain 678 01:06:02,031 --> 01:06:04,993 Come on, lie down. There's no problems. 679 01:06:05,159 --> 01:06:06,953 What are you howling about now? 680 01:06:08,121 --> 01:06:10,289 Man, all I needed was you dogs. 681 01:06:10,456 --> 01:06:12,959 Hey, cut it out, you're getting me all wet. 682 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,543 Get your tail out of my mouth. Come on, move over. 683 01:06:15,545 --> 01:06:17,494 Get on your own side. I said, cut it out. 684 01:06:29,058 --> 01:06:31,935 Bull now get up again. 685 01:06:32,102 --> 01:06:34,605 He's probably walking in his sleep. 686 01:06:39,443 --> 01:06:42,237 Two-wheeler not look good. 687 01:06:42,404 --> 01:06:43,968 Well, at least it's got a motor. 688 01:06:43,969 --> 01:06:46,699 The car ain't much good anymore, even for sleeping. 689 01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:49,494 You sleep in hogan with me. 690 01:06:50,287 --> 01:06:51,579 Thanks, Grandpa. 691 01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:55,083 Charlie. Carlos, where are you? 692 01:06:55,250 --> 01:07:00,088 Darn rain nearly washed all the stones off of this house. 693 01:07:00,255 --> 01:07:02,632 Where is Grandpa? 694 01:07:02,633 --> 01:07:06,468 Does he has his new clothes on? They're going to be here any minute. 695 01:07:06,469 --> 01:07:08,179 Well, I'll go get him. 696 01:07:08,346 --> 01:07:11,682 Tell him not to bring that filthy scalp in this house. 697 01:07:13,309 --> 01:07:14,935 - Oh, Carlos, Carlos. - Hm? 698 01:07:15,144 --> 01:07:18,189 Did you fill the water tank on the toilet? 699 01:07:18,355 --> 01:07:21,734 Three buckets full, she can flush all day. 700 01:07:21,901 --> 01:07:25,112 Old man, go get dressed. 701 01:08:13,242 --> 01:08:15,004 What are you doing out here? 702 01:08:15,202 --> 01:08:17,663 Running away. I was gonna go out looking for you... 703 01:08:17,871 --> 01:08:20,635 ...so as we could go on getting to know each other better. 704 01:08:26,255 --> 01:08:28,507 Well, hop on. I got an errand to run. 705 01:08:47,817 --> 01:08:50,528 I thought you told me not to expect too much. 706 01:08:50,695 --> 01:08:53,448 Apparently they've made a few changes. 707 01:08:55,658 --> 01:08:58,578 Mother, this is Mrs. Hawkins. 708 01:08:58,744 --> 01:09:03,541 - How do you do? - Mrs. Lightcloud, it's so nice to meet you. 709 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:06,085 This is my husband, Charles. 710 01:09:06,252 --> 01:09:07,586 Call me Charlie. 711 01:09:07,753 --> 01:09:09,213 Shake... 712 01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:13,259 Uh, we have been looking forward for this day for a long time. 713 01:09:13,425 --> 01:09:15,375 - You all know Lorne. - Sure do. 714 01:09:15,427 --> 01:09:17,554 - Hello, Lorne. - Hi. 715 01:09:18,263 --> 01:09:21,339 Charlie. Hey, Mrs. Lightcloud, the place looks tremendous. 716 01:09:21,475 --> 01:09:23,185 What have you done to it? 717 01:09:23,435 --> 01:09:27,397 Well, we just add a few things here and there. 718 01:09:27,606 --> 01:09:30,067 Here and there. You know that we had a lot of cows... 719 01:09:30,275 --> 01:09:33,028 - Will you please come in? - Thank you. 720 01:09:33,029 --> 01:09:37,698 Don't mind the dogs, they won't bite you if you don't bite them. 721 01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:49,179 It's beautiful. 722 01:09:49,293 --> 01:09:52,380 I must say it's refreshing to find such a striking home... 723 01:09:52,547 --> 01:09:54,757 ...in the midst of all this wild country. 724 01:09:54,924 --> 01:09:58,302 One might almost say it's an oasis in the desert. 725 01:09:58,469 --> 01:10:01,472 - Please make yourself at home. - Thank you. 726 01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:04,391 Isn't this interesting. 727 01:10:04,558 --> 01:10:06,070 Look at the little fan. 728 01:10:06,435 --> 01:10:08,187 Oh, Lorne! 729 01:10:09,271 --> 01:10:12,107 Ooh. I forgot to warn you about that. 730 01:10:12,274 --> 01:10:13,963 Didn't have time to have it fixed. 731 01:10:14,068 --> 01:10:16,236 Carlos, help him out of the hole. 732 01:10:16,403 --> 01:10:19,573 - The hole, Carlos. - It's a little mistake. 733 01:10:19,740 --> 01:10:22,628 - May I take your coat, Mrs. Hawkins? - Why, no, thank you. 734 01:10:22,701 --> 01:10:25,714 It was rather cool coming out. I think I'll just leave it on. 735 01:10:25,829 --> 01:10:27,466 - I'll build a fire. - Aah! 736 01:10:38,007 --> 01:10:40,343 I think a fire would be a lovely idea. 737 01:10:41,469 --> 01:10:44,681 Fire? I forgot, we can't have a fire. 738 01:10:44,847 --> 01:10:47,350 Annie made me hide the old potbellied stove... 739 01:10:47,517 --> 01:10:51,062 ...out behind the manure... - Sit down, Mrs. Hawkins. 740 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:54,284 Maybe you will be more comfortable on the davenport. 741 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:56,650 - Thank you. - Look out for the holes. 742 01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:58,986 Carlos. Carlos. 743 01:10:59,153 --> 01:11:00,571 What? 744 01:11:00,946 --> 01:11:03,115 Fix the hole. 745 01:11:08,454 --> 01:11:11,029 Would you care for a drink of water, Lorne? 746 01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:13,458 Maybe you would like some tea. 747 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,460 Tea. I'd love some tea. 748 01:11:15,627 --> 01:11:17,504 Mother, wouldn't you like some tea? 749 01:11:17,671 --> 01:11:19,110 If it isn't too much trouble. 750 01:11:19,172 --> 01:11:21,258 Oh, no, no trouble at all. 751 01:11:21,424 --> 01:11:23,677 Well, I'll help you, Mother. 752 01:11:35,313 --> 01:11:39,108 Oh, no. Carlos forget to hook up the pipes. 753 01:11:39,275 --> 01:11:41,694 It's all right, I'll get some outside. 754 01:11:51,746 --> 01:11:53,789 Maria. 755 01:11:58,252 --> 01:12:01,088 Will you please forgive the fuss? We, uh... 756 01:12:46,173 --> 01:12:48,436 Would either of you like to use the toilet? 757 01:13:00,687 --> 01:13:03,148 Oh, gee, look at the pretty light, Mom. 758 01:13:03,315 --> 01:13:05,275 - Isn't that nice? - Yes. 759 01:13:05,442 --> 01:13:06,818 Oh, uh... 760 01:13:08,820 --> 01:13:11,406 Maria, I want everything just right for you. 761 01:13:11,573 --> 01:13:14,367 You are my daughter. I will do everything for you. 762 01:13:17,162 --> 01:13:19,247 Oh, I know, Mom, it looks wonderful. 763 01:13:19,248 --> 01:13:22,583 But Mrs. Hawkins isn't like that. You don't need to impress her. 764 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:24,544 Well, we're sure doing it. 765 01:13:29,841 --> 01:13:31,968 - What happened? - Me. 766 01:13:32,135 --> 01:13:34,470 He came up on her blind side. 767 01:13:34,471 --> 01:13:37,347 - I'm afraid I forgot to introduce them. - Here, fix this. 768 01:13:37,348 --> 01:13:38,849 Oh, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Hawkins. 769 01:13:38,850 --> 01:13:41,142 I'm sure Grandpa didn't mean to startle you. 770 01:13:41,143 --> 01:13:44,647 - Scare hell out of her. - It was silly of me to scream. 771 01:13:44,814 --> 01:13:48,192 - Mary. - How do you do, Mr. Lightcloud? 772 01:13:48,359 --> 01:13:50,527 - Chief Lightcloud. - Chief. 773 01:13:50,694 --> 01:13:51,987 Grandpa. 774 01:13:52,196 --> 01:13:55,449 You stay away from me, old squaw. 775 01:13:55,616 --> 01:13:57,493 Where is your new clothes, Grandpa? 776 01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:59,453 Mail-order suit stink. 777 01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:02,039 Wolf skin and blanket good enough. 778 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:04,207 It's very colorful. 779 01:14:04,374 --> 01:14:06,376 Is different color on inside. 780 01:14:06,543 --> 01:14:08,128 Grandpa. 781 01:14:08,295 --> 01:14:11,631 Um, the tea is going to be ready in a minute. 782 01:14:11,798 --> 01:14:14,186 - Would you please sit down? - Well, thank you. 783 01:14:14,426 --> 01:14:15,969 And where is Joe? 784 01:14:16,136 --> 01:14:18,346 I've heard so much about Joe. 785 01:14:18,347 --> 01:14:21,181 - Did you tell him we'd be here? - Oh, I told him. 786 01:14:21,182 --> 01:14:24,435 - She told him to stay away. - Carlos. 787 01:14:24,602 --> 01:14:26,687 I imagine Joe's pretty busy, Mom. 788 01:14:26,689 --> 01:14:29,689 I'm disappointed I won't have the opportunity to meet him. 789 01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:31,066 You'll meet him. 790 01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:38,032 See what I mean, couldn't get very far in that thing. 791 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:41,160 But, Joe, the motorcycle could get us to Flagstaff... 792 01:14:41,327 --> 01:14:44,038 ...and they've got ministers there. 793 01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:02,347 Attaboy, Joe. 794 01:15:02,514 --> 01:15:03,723 Is Joe coming in? 795 01:15:03,932 --> 01:15:05,141 He busy. 796 01:15:10,980 --> 01:15:13,399 - Mrs. Hawkins. - Thank you. 797 01:15:13,566 --> 01:15:16,653 - Grandpa. - Water? Ah. 798 01:15:16,654 --> 01:15:19,446 Well, that certainly is a lovely refrigerator. 799 01:15:19,447 --> 01:15:22,033 Should be. Cost half a cow. 800 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:23,743 Half a what? 801 01:15:23,910 --> 01:15:27,079 It is just a little family joke, you know? 802 01:15:36,547 --> 01:15:37,965 Here we go again. 803 01:15:38,132 --> 01:15:39,227 Now what? 804 01:15:40,509 --> 01:15:42,594 Oh, my...! Oh, that's cold. 805 01:16:04,491 --> 01:16:06,868 I'll see you later, maybe. 806 01:16:07,035 --> 01:16:09,037 Mama, don't! 807 01:16:12,206 --> 01:16:14,469 Oh, hello. Excuse me, I'm sorry I can't stay. 808 01:16:15,209 --> 01:16:18,921 Head for outhouse, Joe. She not look for you there. 809 01:16:23,175 --> 01:16:25,678 Mama, wait. Mama... 810 01:16:29,348 --> 01:16:30,766 Mama. 811 01:16:35,354 --> 01:16:37,439 Mama, will...? What...? 812 01:16:37,606 --> 01:16:40,025 You go that way, I'll head him off. 813 01:17:03,548 --> 01:17:06,884 You no-good, cradle-robbing... 814 01:17:07,051 --> 01:17:10,596 ...rotten, dirty bum. 815 01:17:11,723 --> 01:17:13,683 It's all right. Mom? 816 01:17:13,891 --> 01:17:16,018 Mama! 817 01:17:27,613 --> 01:17:29,740 Hold it, baby, hold it. 818 01:17:49,968 --> 01:17:53,596 Joe. Hey, you forgot me. 819 01:17:54,848 --> 01:17:56,933 Joe. 820 01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:58,601 Wait for me. 821 01:18:13,741 --> 01:18:16,879 Looks like you and I just weren't meant for each other, baby. 822 01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:46,481 I want to thank you all for a delightful afternoon. 823 01:18:48,650 --> 01:18:51,611 - I'm so sorry, Lorne. - Oh, don't be silly. 824 01:18:51,778 --> 01:18:54,697 I didn't realize your family had such a sense of humor. 825 01:18:54,864 --> 01:18:57,033 Are you coming back to town with us? 826 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,994 No, I think I'll stay here. Where I belong. 827 01:19:00,453 --> 01:19:05,583 Mrs. Lightcloud, Charlie, Grandpa, it's been a gas. 828 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:08,461 I hope to see you all again before I leave. 829 01:19:08,669 --> 01:19:10,629 You got lot of guts, lady. 830 01:19:33,068 --> 01:19:34,403 Hi. 831 01:19:35,278 --> 01:19:36,404 Hi, yourself. 832 01:19:38,365 --> 01:19:41,159 I'm sorry I fouled things up the way I did. 833 01:19:41,451 --> 01:19:42,661 It wasn't your fault. 834 01:19:42,662 --> 01:19:45,621 I guess I made an impression on Lorne's mother, didn't I? 835 01:19:45,622 --> 01:19:48,698 Well, that's the trouble. We were all trying to impress her. 836 01:19:51,044 --> 01:19:52,670 - You wanna come inside? - Hm? 837 01:19:52,837 --> 01:19:53,932 Oh, yeah. 838 01:19:56,340 --> 01:19:58,009 Have you talked to Lorne? 839 01:19:58,217 --> 01:19:59,604 I wrote him a letter. 840 01:19:59,677 --> 01:20:01,470 What does that mean? 841 01:20:01,637 --> 01:20:05,057 I was wrong, Joe. I realize it now. 842 01:20:05,474 --> 01:20:06,892 I'm what I am. 843 01:20:07,059 --> 01:20:11,897 No amount of paint and fancy furniture is gonna change it. 844 01:20:12,606 --> 01:20:15,359 I don't belong in Lorne's world. 845 01:20:15,859 --> 01:20:18,529 It's just time I stopped kidding myself about it. 846 01:20:18,530 --> 01:20:22,823 If you talked to him, I'm sure you'd find out you're getting steamed up over nothing. 847 01:20:22,825 --> 01:20:26,202 Nothing? Sure. Just a grandfather who still wants to scalp white men... 848 01:20:26,203 --> 01:20:29,121 Who cares if you live in Lorne's world or he lives in yours? 849 01:20:29,122 --> 01:20:31,749 If you love each other, you'll build your own world. 850 01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:32,876 Out of what? 851 01:20:32,877 --> 01:20:38,047 You know what you are? You're a phony, that's what you are. 852 01:20:38,048 --> 01:20:40,758 - You like to feel sorry for yourself. - Don't lecture me. 853 01:20:40,759 --> 01:20:43,845 Not me. If I goof, I'm not gonna sit down and lick my wounds. 854 01:20:44,012 --> 01:20:47,056 I'm gonna get out and do something about it. And fast. 855 01:21:02,571 --> 01:21:04,406 Hey, Joe. 856 01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:09,620 Hey, don't you say hello to friends anymore? 857 01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:16,794 Just like old times. 858 01:21:23,258 --> 01:21:26,052 - Morning. - I thought you was my friend, Hike. 859 01:21:26,219 --> 01:21:27,762 You slugged me first. 860 01:21:27,971 --> 01:21:29,431 I'm not talking about that. 861 01:21:29,639 --> 01:21:31,839 I'm talking about that bull you loaned me. 862 01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,393 What about it? 863 01:21:35,103 --> 01:21:38,481 - You said he won a bunch of blue ribbons. - Well, he... Ha-ha-ha! 864 01:21:38,648 --> 01:21:41,609 Well, he did, old buddy. Well, he did. 865 01:21:41,776 --> 01:21:44,362 For what? Unh! Sleeping? 866 01:21:47,615 --> 01:21:50,451 He hasn't even looked at those heifers. 867 01:21:50,618 --> 01:21:54,997 Heifers? You mean you wanted to build a herd? 868 01:21:55,164 --> 01:21:56,707 Well, what else? 869 01:22:08,552 --> 01:22:10,429 What's so funny? 870 01:22:13,891 --> 01:22:16,310 You being in rodeo, I figured you knew. 871 01:22:16,476 --> 01:22:18,395 Knew what? 872 01:22:21,857 --> 01:22:23,817 Dominic the Twelfth. 873 01:22:24,025 --> 01:22:27,988 He just happens to be the best bucking bull in the Eastern circuit. 874 01:22:28,196 --> 01:22:29,739 He ain't never been rode. 875 01:22:33,159 --> 01:22:34,577 Is that a fact? 876 01:22:46,756 --> 01:22:49,383 Wait a minute, hold it down. 877 01:22:49,592 --> 01:22:52,428 Wait a minute, hold it down. I'll say it again. 878 01:22:52,429 --> 01:22:55,805 I'm willing to bet there's not a man here that's cowboy enough... 879 01:22:55,806 --> 01:22:57,349 ...to ride this old bull of mine. 880 01:22:59,226 --> 01:23:02,021 I got 10-to-1 that says that he can't be rode. 881 01:23:02,022 --> 01:23:03,980 Ten to one? You must be kidding. 882 01:23:03,981 --> 01:23:07,734 - Is that to a standstill? - Nope, to a whistle. Eight seconds. 883 01:23:07,901 --> 01:23:10,445 - You putting us on? - Lf I am, he'll throw you off. 884 01:23:10,446 --> 01:23:13,781 - And I'll bet double that I can ride it. - That part of the deal? 885 01:23:13,782 --> 01:23:16,450 If I don't go the distance, you collect. Help pay your hospital bill. 886 01:23:18,286 --> 01:23:19,986 Let me have 100 of that. 887 01:23:21,998 --> 01:23:24,084 Looks good, looks good. 888 01:23:27,629 --> 01:23:29,797 Oh, hello, boys. Excuse me. 889 01:23:29,964 --> 01:23:33,051 BULL: We wanna talk with you, Joe. - What about? 890 01:23:33,052 --> 01:23:35,427 Oh, a little personal matter we wanna settle. 891 01:23:35,428 --> 01:23:38,430 - You've been going out with our girls. - We seen you with them. 892 01:23:38,431 --> 01:23:40,266 Darn near ran me down. 893 01:23:42,602 --> 01:23:46,522 Well, uh, look, fellas... 894 01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:49,233 ...I gotta go. 895 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:53,571 We'll get him at the main gate, after the rodeo. 896 01:23:53,572 --> 01:23:56,572 - Hi, Joe. - How are you? 897 01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:59,337 Well, don't you two look cute? What's the occasion? 898 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,702 Mamie's getting married. 899 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,579 - Oh, yeah? To who? - You. 900 01:24:03,247 --> 01:24:05,791 Right after the fair, we'll meet you at the gate... 901 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:11,546 ...drive over to Judge Nibley's, and he'll issue a license or lock you up. 902 01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:13,548 - Come on, Mamie. - Bye, Joe. 903 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:17,677 Look at that, Joe. We got enough money to buy every cow in Arizona. 904 01:24:22,881 --> 01:24:30,564 Now, folks, you're not gonna find the next entry in your program... 905 01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:33,140 ...but I guarantee you we're gonna have a few laughs. 906 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,789 We have a cowboy who seems to wanna give money away. 907 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:39,626 And some of our riders are gonna do what they can to accommodate him. 908 01:24:39,627 --> 01:24:42,367 Now, let me call your attention to chute number three. 909 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:45,495 We present Dominic the Twelfth. 910 01:24:45,496 --> 01:24:48,165 The world's most dangerous bull... 911 01:24:48,332 --> 01:24:50,334 ...if we can wake him up. 912 01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:38,714 And now, folks, we have a surprise for you. 913 01:25:38,881 --> 01:25:41,175 To prove that Dominic can really be ridden... 914 01:25:41,342 --> 01:25:44,386 ...and he's willing to put up all his winnings to prove it... 915 01:25:44,553 --> 01:25:46,680 ...coming out of chute number four... 916 01:25:46,847 --> 01:25:50,517 ...the pride of Calgary, Cheyenne and Madison Square Garden... 917 01:25:51,059 --> 01:25:54,062 ...Arizona's own Joe Lightcloud. 918 01:25:57,941 --> 01:26:00,444 Take it away, Joe. 919 01:26:03,572 --> 01:26:04,666 Hang on there, baby. 920 01:26:04,739 --> 01:26:06,449 Mama, he could get killed. 921 01:26:06,616 --> 01:26:07,951 He should be so lucky. 922 01:26:11,663 --> 01:26:16,209 Joe, do you see me? 923 01:26:16,626 --> 01:26:18,253 Get in there, Joe. Stay on there. 924 01:26:27,970 --> 01:26:30,306 Cowboy Joe. 925 01:26:30,473 --> 01:26:33,142 - Hey, we did it. - We did it. Ha-ha! 926 01:26:38,689 --> 01:26:41,191 That's all of the money in the world. 927 01:26:41,358 --> 01:26:44,903 You did it. We did it. We did it. 928 01:27:05,465 --> 01:27:07,258 Hold it, Bronc. 929 01:27:07,259 --> 01:27:09,384 - Where is he? - Now, listen... 930 01:27:09,385 --> 01:27:11,221 ...we were here first. Where is he? 931 01:27:11,387 --> 01:27:13,056 Well, he'll be along soon. 932 01:27:13,057 --> 01:27:16,892 He had to go by the first-aid station to get something for, uh, rope burn. 933 01:27:16,893 --> 01:27:20,854 He'll have more than that to worry about if he tries to sneak out on us. 934 01:27:20,855 --> 01:27:24,442 You wouldn't be trying to pull something on us, would you, Bronc? 935 01:27:24,650 --> 01:27:26,402 What you got in back? 936 01:27:28,446 --> 01:27:29,864 It's just old Dominic. 937 01:27:30,030 --> 01:27:32,408 Yeah, it's just old Dominic. 938 01:27:34,076 --> 01:27:35,327 All right, I'm leaving. 939 01:27:35,328 --> 01:27:38,246 Look, if you see Joe, tell him I'll meet him downtown, will you? 940 01:27:52,928 --> 01:27:56,723 Oh, Joe... Joe wouldn't take off like that. 941 01:27:56,890 --> 01:28:00,852 - Not without saying goodbye. - Why not? He did it before. 942 01:28:01,019 --> 01:28:03,229 Well, what are we gonna do now? 943 01:28:03,396 --> 01:28:07,525 Go to jail for sell government cows. 944 01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:11,404 - Where is he? - Out here. 945 01:28:11,571 --> 01:28:14,740 - I say how to Lorne. - Lorne? 946 01:28:15,199 --> 01:28:17,118 Mary, I wanna talk to you. 947 01:28:17,285 --> 01:28:18,786 Come in, Lorne. 948 01:28:18,953 --> 01:28:21,414 Nice of you to drop by. 949 01:28:21,415 --> 01:28:25,542 - Mary, will you open up this door? - No, go away. I don't wanna see you. 950 01:28:25,543 --> 01:28:28,211 Will you open up the door and stop acting like a child? 951 01:28:28,212 --> 01:28:31,131 Oh, no, she doesn't mean it. She's just putting on a show. 952 01:28:31,298 --> 01:28:34,760 Show gets better. Here come congressman. 953 01:28:36,220 --> 01:28:37,419 - Carlos. - What? 954 01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:39,931 - Carlos, let me do the talk. - All right. 955 01:28:39,932 --> 01:28:43,685 And maybe I can save you from going to jail. 956 01:28:45,062 --> 01:28:46,229 Carlos. 957 01:28:57,407 --> 01:28:59,242 Charlie. 958 01:29:05,289 --> 01:29:07,333 Mr. Congressman, Mr. Slager, hello. 959 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:10,920 I see you've made a number of improvements in the house. 960 01:29:11,087 --> 01:29:14,100 Well, I just added little Mexican touches here and there. 961 01:29:14,101 --> 01:29:16,508 There is a story going around town, Charlie... 962 01:29:16,509 --> 01:29:19,093 That your cattle are showing up at the stockyards. 963 01:29:19,095 --> 01:29:20,638 Now, I'm sure you can explain. 964 01:29:20,639 --> 01:29:23,097 - Where is the herd, Charlie? - I can explain. 965 01:29:23,098 --> 01:29:24,515 Where is the herd, Charlie? 966 01:29:24,516 --> 01:29:26,809 - They're out on the range somewhere. - Right. 967 01:29:26,810 --> 01:29:29,896 - Wrong. You tell us the truth. - Mr. Congressman, I can explain. 968 01:29:29,897 --> 01:29:31,982 Let him speak. 969 01:29:40,532 --> 01:29:42,159 Uh... 970 01:29:44,953 --> 01:29:46,538 He cannot speak. 971 01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:52,419 Uh, where? 972 01:29:53,461 --> 01:29:55,213 You've sold them. 973 01:29:56,381 --> 01:30:00,093 This is gonna be very hard to explain back in Washington. 974 01:30:00,635 --> 01:30:03,221 He not so good explaining it here. 975 01:30:03,387 --> 01:30:05,097 Just open the door and let me talk. 976 01:30:05,306 --> 01:30:06,943 - Just for a minute. - No, I won't. 977 01:30:06,944 --> 01:30:09,893 Mary, you sent me that letter, and it doesn't make sense. 978 01:30:09,894 --> 01:30:12,228 - It does make sense. - Mary, will you open the...? 979 01:30:12,229 --> 01:30:14,523 Mary... Will you open the door, Mary, please? 980 01:30:14,690 --> 01:30:16,442 I'll have you all in jail. 981 01:30:17,026 --> 01:30:19,486 You have destroyed our careers. 982 01:30:19,653 --> 01:30:21,780 I mean, the governor's. 983 01:30:22,239 --> 01:30:24,116 The congressman's. 984 01:30:24,616 --> 01:30:27,161 It is entirely your fault, Charlie. 985 01:30:27,327 --> 01:30:30,372 Selling government cattle for your own personal gain... 986 01:30:30,831 --> 01:30:34,626 ...is an out-and-out crime against the United States of America. 987 01:30:34,627 --> 01:30:36,293 You're a disgrace to the Indian... 988 01:30:40,298 --> 01:30:41,550 The Indian na... 989 01:30:45,471 --> 01:30:47,971 Mary, I know you're in there. I can see you. 990 01:30:47,972 --> 01:30:51,851 You can't get out the other way. If you try and get out, I'll go around. 991 01:30:59,078 --> 01:31:06,698 - What are you doing with my cars? - Loan company told me to pick them up. 992 01:31:06,699 --> 01:31:09,951 You tell them I'm gonna report them to the Better Business Bureau. 993 01:31:09,952 --> 01:31:12,788 Looks like you've got a little explaining to do, Joe. 994 01:31:12,955 --> 01:31:15,874 What about? Turning 20 head of cows into a hundred? 995 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:18,459 - Those are yours? - Nope, they belong to my father. 996 01:31:18,460 --> 01:31:19,753 Here's a bill of sale. 997 01:31:24,883 --> 01:31:27,271 I'd say this makes you the biggest cattleman... 998 01:31:27,386 --> 01:31:30,013 ...in the 23rd district, Mr. Lightcloud. 999 01:31:32,224 --> 01:31:35,800 - Kind of makes you feel warm, don't it? - Yes, yes, you could say that. 1000 01:31:37,395 --> 01:31:39,814 Come along, Mr. Slager, we've got work to do. 1001 01:31:39,981 --> 01:31:42,525 Now, I want the newspapers to know about this. 1002 01:31:42,734 --> 01:31:44,673 Photographs, interviews, the works. 1003 01:31:44,674 --> 01:31:47,904 We might even get the television station in Phoenix to cover it. 1004 01:31:47,906 --> 01:31:51,116 This is the greatest thing that could ever have happened to us. 1005 01:31:51,117 --> 01:31:52,659 Look at all the other people. 1006 01:31:52,660 --> 01:31:55,173 - Look at John Smith and Pocahontas... - Oh, Lorne! 1007 01:31:56,414 --> 01:31:58,624 My son, my son. 1008 01:32:02,586 --> 01:32:04,338 My son. 1009 01:32:04,339 --> 01:32:06,506 Don't worry, Annie, things will get worse. 1010 01:32:06,507 --> 01:32:07,716 You better believe it. 1011 01:32:15,265 --> 01:32:17,768 - Will you...? Will you listen to me? - Stop. 1012 01:32:17,976 --> 01:32:19,353 Ow! Mary. 1013 01:32:23,357 --> 01:32:26,193 Aah! Come on, come on. 1014 01:32:31,114 --> 01:32:34,117 I told you everything would be all right. Look out. 1015 01:32:39,622 --> 01:32:40,957 We can eat again. 1016 01:32:42,658 --> 01:32:46,294 All right, judge, there he is. 1017 01:32:46,295 --> 01:32:47,797 Well, here we go again. 1018 01:32:48,256 --> 01:32:49,351 Come on, Joe. 1019 01:32:49,507 --> 01:32:51,717 - You come right here with me... - Why? 1020 01:32:51,884 --> 01:32:53,803 ...and stand over there. Right there. 1021 01:32:53,970 --> 01:32:56,847 Mamie, stand there and hold his hand. 1022 01:32:57,014 --> 01:33:00,810 Here, Bronc, take this, and you go over on the other side. 1023 01:33:00,976 --> 01:33:02,645 All right, judge, let's go. 1024 01:33:02,811 --> 01:33:05,314 - Go? Go where? - Highly unusual. 1025 01:33:05,315 --> 01:33:07,982 But I am empowered under statute number... 1026 01:33:07,983 --> 01:33:09,567 - Joe, we have to get married. - Huh? 1027 01:33:09,568 --> 01:33:11,987 I've never been so shamed in my entire life. 1028 01:33:12,154 --> 01:33:14,479 What'd you tell her I did? All we did was kiss. 1029 01:33:14,489 --> 01:33:15,699 Start the ceremony. 1030 01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:18,993 - We are gathered here... - Wait a minute. 1031 01:33:18,994 --> 01:33:20,746 No wait. 1032 01:33:20,912 --> 01:33:22,581 - Keep going. - Yeah. 1033 01:33:22,747 --> 01:33:23,999 Well... 1034 01:33:24,166 --> 01:33:27,294 I'm going now. I'll see you around, okay? Bye. 1035 01:33:41,599 --> 01:33:43,518 - Aha! Mary! - Aah! 1036 01:33:43,684 --> 01:33:46,771 Do you, Joe, take Mamie to be your lawfully wedded wife... 1037 01:33:46,938 --> 01:33:49,774 ...to love and to cherish as long as you both shall live? 1038 01:33:50,232 --> 01:33:51,817 - No. - Yes. 1039 01:33:52,026 --> 01:33:54,090 Now, this is highly improper, you know? 1040 01:33:54,091 --> 01:33:58,531 Uh, do you, Mamie, take Joe to be your lawfully wedded husband... 1041 01:33:58,532 --> 01:34:02,202 ...to love and to cherish as long as you both shall live? 1042 01:34:02,703 --> 01:34:04,204 Excuse me, judge, I gotta run. 1043 01:34:04,705 --> 01:34:06,029 Pardon me, ma'am. 1044 01:34:13,588 --> 01:34:16,091 - Nice try, Joe. - A man's gotta try. 1045 01:34:21,232 --> 01:34:26,683 If you don't open the door, I'll break the thing down! 1046 01:34:26,684 --> 01:34:29,698 If you break it down, I'll hit you in the head with a chair! 1047 01:34:32,315 --> 01:34:33,733 What do we do now? 1048 01:34:33,734 --> 01:34:36,902 Wait till they finish, then we'll go on with the ceremony. 1049 01:34:36,903 --> 01:34:38,613 I'm afraid that's impossible. 1050 01:34:40,448 --> 01:34:41,699 Excuse me. 1051 01:34:41,700 --> 01:34:44,576 Now, that boy claims that he only kissed your daughter. 1052 01:34:44,577 --> 01:34:46,714 - And l... - That's right, and Mama said that... 1053 01:34:46,746 --> 01:34:48,622 Look, I'll decide. 1054 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:52,585 That's right? 1055 01:34:53,085 --> 01:34:54,878 Is that all you did, is kiss him? 1056 01:34:55,045 --> 01:34:58,716 Mama, you said that if I kissed a boy, I would get in trouble. 1057 01:34:58,924 --> 01:35:03,512 Mamie, you and me are gonna have a good long talk about the facts of life... 1058 01:35:03,679 --> 01:35:06,254 ...and you're gonna tell me how you think it happens. 1059 01:35:06,265 --> 01:35:09,893 - What happens? - Baby, dear, get in the car. 1060 01:35:45,261 --> 01:35:47,721 JOE: Bye, Mamie. - Bye, Joe. 1061 01:35:55,813 --> 01:35:59,149 Get up. Fight for honor of tribe. 1062 01:36:08,492 --> 01:36:09,868 Thank you, sir. 1063 01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:35,810 Mary, just open the door. 1064 01:36:39,313 --> 01:36:40,408 Mary, I love you. 1065 01:36:41,190 --> 01:36:42,441 Mary, will you come out? 1066 01:36:42,442 --> 01:36:45,318 - You all right, buddy? - Yeah, that big clown stepped on... 1067 01:36:45,319 --> 01:36:47,655 Open the... Mary. 1068 01:36:47,656 --> 01:36:51,365 You can give me a hundred reasons why it won't work, but I'll marry you. 1069 01:36:51,366 --> 01:36:52,659 You tell her, Lorne. 1070 01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:03,712 What are you helping him for? We saw him out with your girl too. 1071 01:37:12,637 --> 01:37:15,838 - Oh, Joe, I'm sorry... - That's all right. It clears the head a bit. 1072 01:37:15,890 --> 01:37:17,559 Hey, Lorne, get her out of here. 1073 01:37:17,725 --> 01:37:20,603 - Aah! No! - I'm gonna marry you. 1074 01:37:21,187 --> 01:37:22,282 Let me go. 1075 01:37:22,355 --> 01:37:25,399 Mary, I love you! 1076 01:37:39,496 --> 01:37:40,915 Joe. 1077 01:37:44,752 --> 01:37:46,295 Where did he go? Joe? 1078 01:37:46,462 --> 01:37:48,505 Don't let Joe... 1079 01:37:51,925 --> 01:37:53,510 Joe? 1080 01:37:56,054 --> 01:37:57,806 I got him. 1081 01:38:02,102 --> 01:38:03,478 Don't let him get away. 1082 01:38:03,645 --> 01:38:05,897 Stop that Indian-chasing man! 1083 01:39:13,546 --> 01:39:17,425 Man, that's what I call one hell of a fight. 83836

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