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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:18,684 ♪ Cousins Kissin' cousins ♪ 2 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:22,688 ♪ Kissin's allowed 'Cos we're proud ♪ 3 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:26,492 ♪ To be cousins ♪ 4 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,095 ♪ What's a little teasin' Huggin' and a-squeezin' ♪ 5 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:33,866 ♪ Between us cousins ♪ 6 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:38,237 ♪ Oh it's so great to be One big family ♪ 7 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:41,707 ♪ And we show it Yes we show it ♪ 8 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:45,844 ♪ You see, we never feud We're a happy brood ♪ 9 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:50,249 ♪ Folks all know it Yes they know it ♪ 10 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:57,256 ♪ Cousins Kissin' cousins ♪ 11 00:00:57,324 --> 00:01:01,026 ♪ Honey we dress up And we mess up ♪ 12 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:05,030 ♪ We're just cousins ♪ 13 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:11,236 ♪ Cousins Kissin' cousins ♪ 14 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,141 ♪ Cousins ♪ 15 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,782 Strategic Air Command Logistics 16 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,451 considers Big Smoky Mountain... 17 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:29,388 a most important site in this group of ICBM missile bases... 18 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:32,424 one that we feel will be vital in this defense pattern. 19 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,960 But the Tatum family owns Big Smoky Mountain... 20 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:37,162 and has for more than a hundred years. 21 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,031 Captain North and Lieutenant Roth 22 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,500 report that all attempts to negotiate... 23 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,935 ended in negative. 24 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,570 They were forced to retreat under fire. 25 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,205 Oh, hell's fire, Andy. 26 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,707 You're not gonna let Tennessee Mountain lunatics... 27 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,677 throw a monkey wrench in the National Missile Defense. 28 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:55,147 But, Sam, Big Smoky Mountain is private property. 29 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,482 We can't resort to force. 30 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,883 I know that... 31 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:01,320 but we can defend ourselves, can we not? 32 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,721 Yes, sir. 33 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,890 Well, then send in a fresh team. 34 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,593 Now, I want Army engineers to start site preparation... 35 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:11,363 on old Smoky in seven days, and that's an order. 36 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,298 Yes, sir. 37 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,734 That'll be all, gentlemen. 38 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:25,811 "Salbo, Robert Jason. Captain. Serial number 97-887-711. 39 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,081 "Just completed tour of duty, Goose Bay, Labrador. 40 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,682 Prior to that..." 41 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:35,020 Uh, Korea, Okinawa, Formosa, Saigon, Algeria. 42 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:36,989 Hmm. 43 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,291 You seem to have had more than your share 44 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,160 of foreign duty, captain. 45 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,562 Yes, sir, general, that's what my wife contends. 46 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,231 Sir, my home is here in Washington. 47 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,066 If I get to see my wife tonight, 48 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:51,236 it'll be the first time in three years. 49 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,572 Well, now, captain, 50 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:57,609 if you complete Operation Big Smoky within seven days... 51 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,646 I think I can promise you a long tour of duty 52 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,047 right here in the Pentagon. 53 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:03,448 Oh, thank you, sir. 54 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,718 On the other hand, if you fail to get that lease 55 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,520 from these mountain people... 56 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,989 we do have some bases in Greenland, 57 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,824 and you may never see your wife again. 58 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,561 Well, sir, I've never failed a mission yet. 59 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,995 Good. 60 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,642 And remember, this operation is top-secret. 61 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,898 Yes, sir. 62 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,434 Now, who are you picking for the other half of your team? 63 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,403 Sir, I'd like a personnel check made 64 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,904 to see if we have an officer... 65 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,407 who was born in the Great Smoky Mountain area. 66 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,075 Uh, someone who speaks the same language 67 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:32,044 as these, uh, rebellious mountaineers. 68 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:35,447 Good thinking, captain. Thank you, sir. 69 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:41,053 Run an IBM check through Air Force personnel. 70 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,588 I want an officer who was born 71 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,389 in the Great Smoky Mountain area... 72 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,792 of Tennessee, North Carolina or Georgia. 73 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,661 Have him report to Captain Salbo on the double. 74 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,307 Second Lieutenant Josh Morgan reporting as ordered, sir. 75 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,209 These are my orders, sir. 76 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,288 At ease, lieutenant. 77 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,979 Thank you, sir. 78 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,847 F-84 Star jet pilot, eh? 79 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,349 Yes, sir. 80 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,484 I'm a member of the Shooting Star acrobatic team. 81 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,653 We're supposed to do a show in Houston. 82 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,422 I don't care whether you pilot a jet or a flying carpet. 83 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,391 I'm interested only in the fact... 84 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,793 that you were born in Hidden Rock, North Carolina. 85 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:22,862 Now... 86 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:29,468 ...how far is that from, uh, Big Smoky Mountain, Tennessee? 87 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:30,776 Well, sir, uh, on a clear day... 88 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,571 you can see old Big Smoky Mountain 89 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,273 from my front porch in Hidden Rock. 90 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,308 Good, good, good. 91 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:39,878 Now, Big Smoky is owned by a mountain family named Tatum. 92 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,057 Have you ever heard of them? 93 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,481 Tatum? 94 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,727 Yes, sir. I had a great-great-aunt 95 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,318 that married a Tatum back in 1907... 96 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,530 but we lost track somewhere along... 97 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:50,489 We'll get you back on the track. 98 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,291 Now, the Tatums flatly refuse to lease 99 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,725 the top of their mountain... 100 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,627 for an ICBM missile base. 101 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:58,864 Our job is to get that lease, and within seven days. 102 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,999 I take it, uh, it's an important mission, sir. 103 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,467 Top-secret. 104 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,802 Mm-hm. 105 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,038 Well, then, uh, begging the captain's pardon... 106 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,339 may I make, uh, a suggestion? 107 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,807 Oh, by all means. 108 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,642 You better pick another mountain, sir. 109 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:14,012 That's a very interesting suggestion. Why? 110 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:19,184 Well, sir, it's, uh, like biting into a beehive. 111 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:21,553 Well, let me put it this way, lieutenant. 112 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,689 If we don't get that lease, 113 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,591 my next tour of duty would be in Greenland. 114 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,026 Oh, that would be too bad, sir. 115 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,428 Yes, it would. 116 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,798 And guess who would be my executive officer? 117 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,904 You wouldn't, sir. Oh, yes, I would. 118 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,773 Well, uh, in that case, uh, may I make another suggestion? 119 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,876 Well, I hope it's a little better than the last one. 120 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,611 If I'm gonna sweet-talk these Tatums 121 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,146 into giving us that lease, uh... 122 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,748 I better not be in uniform. 123 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:53,118 Anything from the government gets shot in the Big Smoky, sir. 124 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,020 I don't care if you wear a bikini, 125 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,688 just as long as we get that lease. 126 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,757 Our plane leaves for Tennessee in 30 minutes. 127 00:05:58,826 --> 00:05:59,958 Let's go. 128 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,526 Yes, sir. 129 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,031 Oh, uh, sir, there's this little old gal... 130 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,101 Who's gonna be a little older by the next time you see her. 131 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,302 Yeah. Move it, lieutenant. 132 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,871 She's a little old now, sir. 133 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:34,993 ♪ I'm just A Smokey Mountain boy ♪ 134 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:39,531 ♪ Comin' back To the hills I love ♪ 135 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,668 ♪ With the tops of pine A-bendin' in the wind ♪ 136 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:48,473 ♪ And the deep blue sky above ♪ 137 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:52,577 ♪ The closer and closer I get to home ♪ 138 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:57,482 ♪ The more excited I am ♪ 139 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,684 ♪ Those were the mornings I'd roll out of bed ♪ 140 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,653 ♪ Start the day off With hot cornbread ♪ 141 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:06,191 ♪ Smothered in Huckleberry jam ♪ 142 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:09,728 ♪ I'm just A Smokey Mountain boy ♪ 143 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:13,999 ♪ Comin' back To the hills I love ♪ 144 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:18,336 ♪ With the tops of pine A-bendin' in the wind ♪ 145 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:23,108 ♪ And the deep blue sky above ♪ 146 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:27,412 ♪ I can almost hear the hounds Runnin' through the woods ♪ 147 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:31,583 ♪ Close on the trail Of a hare ♪ 148 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,852 ♪ How I long to be with them ♪ 149 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,887 ♪ Followin' the hounds A-huntin' again ♪ 150 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:40,425 ♪ A-getting me A big old grizzly bear ♪ 151 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,962 ♪ I'm just A Smokey Mountain boy ♪ 152 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:48,467 ♪ Comin' back To the hills I love ♪ 153 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:52,571 ♪ With the tops of pine A-bendin' in the wind ♪ 154 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:57,042 ♪ And the deep blue sky above ♪ 155 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:01,480 ♪ I've traveled around And met lots of girls ♪ 156 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:05,617 ♪ No matter how many I see ♪ 157 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,919 ♪ I left some pretty ones Behind ♪ 158 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,888 ♪ I know back home Is where I'll find ♪ 159 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:13,625 ♪ The girl whose love Is meant for me ♪ 160 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,996 ♪ I'm just A Smokey Mountain boy ♪ 161 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:22,000 ♪ Comin' back To the hills I love ♪ 162 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:26,538 ♪ With the tops of pine A-bendin' in the wind ♪ 163 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:30,542 ♪ And the deep blue sky above ♪ 164 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,998 Tatum territory, so get. 165 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,099 What does that mean? 166 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,734 Just a neighborly first warning, sir. 167 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,370 What's the second warning, a land mine? 168 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,739 Column forward! 169 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,648 Take cover! 170 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:12,984 Second warning, sir. 171 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:18,423 What the... is going on? 172 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:21,293 Sergeant, take a rifle squad and get those snipers. 173 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,827 Get them with what, sir? 174 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,729 This is no time to play 20 Questions. 175 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,731 We haven't got any ammunition, sir. 176 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,333 No ammo? That's right. 177 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,969 Lieutenant, what happened to the ammo I requisitioned? 178 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,571 The ammo, sir? Uh, uh, uh... 179 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,239 Supply, uh, wouldn't honor it, sir, 180 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:35,640 because you forgot to sign it. 181 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,475 I see. And you forgot to bring it back 182 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:39,010 for me to sign it, eh? 183 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,946 Well, uh, ha-ha, I don't think we need it, sir. 184 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,458 See, these people wanna be our friends. 185 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,049 Watch, I'll show you. 186 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:46,751 Hey...! 187 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,722 That's no way to start a friendship. 188 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,591 All right, since you're a mountain expert 189 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,225 and don't need any ammunition... 190 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,539 ...shag your tail out there 191 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:57,883 and make friends with the natives. 192 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,365 Uh, uh, uh, you mean you want me to go there? 193 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,900 That's exactly what I mean. 194 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,769 But these people are shooting, uh, ammo, sir, live ammo. 195 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,571 Now, lieutenant. Yes, sir. 196 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,073 Wait a minute. Yes, I will, sir. 197 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,442 What's going on? You'll need a white flag. 198 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,477 - A white flag? - Yeah. 199 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,679 Where is it? 200 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,147 - Well... - What is that? 201 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,416 I was, uh, on leave, sir, 202 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,796 when they called me for this duty. 203 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,419 This will have to do. I see. 204 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,289 Good luck, lieutenant. 205 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:26,124 Yeah. 206 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,932 Hold your fire, friends. 207 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,003 Hold your fire. 208 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,645 Hold your fire. 209 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,157 Hey. 210 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,260 This is a friendly visit. There's no reason for shooting. 211 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,130 This is Tatum territory, Yankee. 212 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,564 Now, take your gas buggies 213 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,633 and skedaddle off of Pappy's mountain. 214 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,069 That's no way to be greeting kinfolks. 215 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,904 Jodie? Jodie? 216 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,806 Who's Jodie? 217 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,848 What are you doing with my face? 218 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,017 Well, that's a right good question, friend. 219 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,419 What's your name? 220 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,821 What's yours? 221 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:33,525 I'm, uh, Josh Morgan from Hidden Rock, North Carolina. 222 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,960 Then you is kinfolk. 223 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,763 My name's Selena Tatum. That's my sister Azalea. 224 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:42,033 Howdy. This here's our cousin Jodie Tatum. 225 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,469 If I'd known you gals were so downright good-looking, 226 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,770 I'd have been here long ago. 227 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,839 Don't let him sweet-talk you. 228 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,474 He ain't proved he's kinfolk yet. 229 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,142 Oh, I can prove that too. 230 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,579 My Great-Great-Aunt Euphrasia married a Tatum back in 1907. 231 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:56,781 See, Jodie. He is kinfolk. 232 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,617 Practically kissing cousins. 233 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,721 Uh, to you two gals, not him. 234 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,356 What you doing up here, Cousin Josh? 235 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,092 Well, we came up on a friendly visit 236 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,026 to talk to you folks. 237 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,028 Sort of, uh, on government business. 238 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,841 Yeah, well, we've seen them revenuers before. 239 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,098 We sent them back down 240 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,633 with lead buzzing around their tails. 241 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,270 You hush up, Jodie. Them was no-account Yankees. 242 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,538 I reckon Pappy and Ma 243 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,508 will be right glad to meet you, Cousin Josh. 244 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:28,113 Hezekiah, meet your cousin Josh Morgan. 245 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,084 Hello there. Hello, buddy. 246 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,126 That, uh, dog's got a mighty powerful handshake there. 247 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,727 That wasn't no dog. That was me. 248 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,295 Jodie, you quit that. 249 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,564 I'm a champion wrestler of Smoky Mountain. 250 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,910 I ain't taking nobody to meet Pappy 251 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,601 unless I throw them first. 252 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,871 Well... 253 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,639 Maybe you scared, Cousin Josh. 254 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:55,640 Jodie. 255 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,809 That's all right, Selena. 256 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,645 Okay, Jodie, I'll give you a try. 257 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,516 Pour it on him, Cousin Josh. 258 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,651 Watch out he don't gouge you. 259 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,652 Go on, get him. 260 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,821 Bite his hand. 261 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,656 Give it to him. 262 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,792 Jodie, come on. 263 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,927 The revenuers are after us. 264 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,695 Give it to him, Josh. 265 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,965 Twist his arm off, Cousin Josh! 266 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,368 Who's side you on anyway? 267 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,870 Sounds like the lieutenant's in trouble, captain. 268 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,573 Yeah, fix bayonets. 269 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,109 Fix bayonets! 270 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,412 Okay. 271 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,150 Move them out. Extended order. 272 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,220 - Deploy your skirmishers. - Move out! 273 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,428 Come on. Come on, Josh! 274 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,497 - Get him, Cousin Josh. - Cousin Josh. 275 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:53,726 Don't let him push you around. 276 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:54,999 Give it to him, Josh. 277 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,002 Don't let him push you around. 278 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,771 Look out there, Josh. 279 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,206 That's it. Come on. 280 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,575 Watch out, Josh. Hit him right there! 281 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,243 Selena, the revenuers are coming. 282 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,612 Come on. Get up, Jodie. Get up, get up. 283 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,247 The revenuers are after us. 284 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,050 Come on there. The revenuers are after us. 285 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,285 Come on. Jodie, stop that fighting! 286 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,059 Hold it! All right, hold it! 287 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,427 Hold it. Revenuers. 288 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,262 Hold it. You're surrounded. 289 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,464 We never had targets like this in training. 290 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,633 Never mind. Mr. Morgan! 291 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,368 Yes, sir? What's the meaning of this? 292 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,571 Well, sir, may I present Selena and Azalea Tatum. 293 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,772 This is Captain Salbo. 294 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,175 Oh, how do you do, ladies? 295 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,943 I'm delighted to make your acquaintance. 296 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,278 However, I feel I must warn you 297 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,313 that firing on the United States Army... 298 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,682 And, uh, this is, uh, Jodie Tatum, 299 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,062 great-great-grandson of my, uh, great... 300 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,785 Great-Great-Aunt Euphrasia Morgan. 301 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,021 I know, I know... 302 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,095 Two of you, eh? Just what I needed. 303 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,723 Champion wrestler of the whole mountain. 304 00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,964 You wanna wrestle? 305 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,133 Uh, no, thank you, not at the moment. 306 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,969 Morgan, will you arrange for these people 307 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,537 to take us to their leader. 308 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,006 Pappy'd fill you full of lead 309 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,974 unless he was prepared for your coming. 310 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,743 Jodie will take you to the cabin. 311 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,478 Oh, thank you. 312 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,447 I'm sure there'll be room for you ladies in the jeep. 313 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,450 We'll just soften Pappy up with Cousin Josh first. 314 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,854 Come on, Cousin Josh. We're taking the shortcut. 315 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,790 Shortcut? 316 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,928 Hmm. 317 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,763 All right, lead on, Macduff. 318 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:32,964 The name's Jodie. 319 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,532 I was just jok... 320 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,934 Put that thing away. 321 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,836 Here, take this. Let's go. 322 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:53,918 Come on, Josh. 323 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,820 Hurry up! 324 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,726 Well, here we are. 325 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,494 Yep, here we are. 326 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:10,401 ♪ There are lots of girls In the mountains ♪ 327 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:15,173 ♪ And they're worth Their weight in gold ♪ 328 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,875 ♪ When they're in my arms ♪ 329 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,845 ♪ With their love and charms ♪ 330 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:25,249 ♪ A treasure chest I hold ♪ 331 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,987 ♪ Well, there's gold In the mountains ♪ 332 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,189 ♪ Love in the hills ♪ 333 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,458 ♪ I don't need Those city women ♪ 334 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,260 ♪ With them diamonds And frills ♪ 335 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,629 ♪ There's gold In the mountains ♪ 336 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,132 ♪ And, oh, what scenery ♪ 337 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:45,536 ♪ The prettiest girls I ever did see ♪ 338 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:50,675 ♪ There's such beauty there In the mountains ♪ 339 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:55,747 ♪ You can feel your knees Growing weak ♪ 340 00:16:55,815 --> 00:17:01,152 ♪ Every single boy Feels the height of joy ♪ 341 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:05,957 ♪ When he climbs That mountain peak ♪ 342 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,560 ♪ Well, there's gold In the mountains ♪ 343 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,863 ♪ Love in the hills ♪ 344 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,465 ♪ I don't need Those city women ♪ 345 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,401 ♪ With them diamonds And frills ♪ 346 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,070 ♪ There's gold In the mountains ♪ 347 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,906 ♪ And, oh, what scenery ♪ 348 00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:25,643 ♪ The prettiest girls I ever did see ♪ 349 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,614 ♪ I said there's gold In the mountains ♪ 350 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,050 ♪ Love in the hills ♪ 351 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,452 ♪ I don't need Those city women ♪ 352 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,654 ♪ With them diamonds And frills ♪ 353 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,290 ♪ There's gold In the mountains ♪ 354 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,026 ♪ And, oh, what scenery ♪ 355 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:46,230 ♪ The prettiest girls I ever did see ♪ 356 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,866 ♪ I ever did see ♪ 357 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,402 ♪ I ever did see ♪ 358 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,206 Let's go find Ma. 359 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,340 Ma! 360 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,242 Ma? 361 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,180 Ma! 362 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:23,034 Ma, where are you? 363 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,036 Ma! Nobody's gonna hurt you. 364 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,370 Ma! 365 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,839 Jodie. 366 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,240 What you done to your hair? 367 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,042 Where'd you get them clothes? 368 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,388 Why aren't you doing your chores, 369 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,277 you lazy, good-for-nothing...? 370 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,078 Ma! 371 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,213 Let me be. Let me be. 372 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,547 Ma, that ain't Jodie. 373 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,748 It ain't? No. 374 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,350 It's Josh Morgan. 375 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,352 From Hidden Rock, North Carolina, ma'am. 376 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,987 Well, how come you is the spitting image 377 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,422 of my nephew Jodie? 378 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,257 Ha, it's probably because we're cousins. 379 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,626 Morgan? Oh, n... 380 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,895 Morgan? Oh, yeah. 381 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,531 Yeah, back in 1907. 382 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,300 That no-account Jubal Tatum, he married up with a Morgan. 383 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,836 I remember my pa telling about that. 384 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,271 My Aunt Euphrasia. 385 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,974 Oh, well, welcome to Smoky Mountain, cousin. 386 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,243 Thank you. Gals, where's your manners? 387 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,612 Go get that coffee pot boiling. Come on, cousin. 388 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,746 All right. 389 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,715 You gotta come in the house with us. 390 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,238 Jodie, you all right? 391 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,275 I'm all right. Then go pen up them chickens. 392 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:42,947 Oh, uh, Mrs., uh, Tatum, I presume? 393 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,348 I'm Captain Salbo. 394 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,783 He's a friend of mine, Ma. 395 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,553 Yes, indeed, and may I say how pleased I am... 396 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,489 to make your acquaintance, Mrs. Tatum. 397 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,157 Yeah. 398 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,626 Well, since you're a friend of Josh's... 399 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:59,030 I reckon maybe you can join us inside for coffee. 400 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,398 Ah, thank you, Mrs. Tatum. 401 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,033 Folks round here call me Ma Tatum. 402 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,770 - That's Ma, Ma. - Yeah. 403 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,275 I might've known it. Them Kittyhawks is a-coming. 404 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,477 Kittyhawks? Are they dangerous? 405 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,313 Oh... 406 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,682 Uh, I don't reckon they'll bother you none. 407 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,683 Uh-huh. 408 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,385 Here they come. 409 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,926 Hey. Sergeant... Stop that. Stop that. 410 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,209 Lieutenant Morgan, do something. 411 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,033 You dang men-starved critters. Now get. 412 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,069 Come on, get out. 413 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,539 - Get away from those soldiers. - Get the men in the truck. 414 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,177 Get back in the truck. 415 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,322 How many times I must tell you Kittyhawks 416 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,991 to get down in your valley? 417 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,593 Get off my land. Get, get, get. 418 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,997 You get. Get, you hear me? You hear me? Hear me? 419 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,798 Ma, what's these government soldiers...? 420 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,234 - Platoon, fall in! - Just a minute, Pappy. 421 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,469 Fall in? Fall out! 422 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,704 Get out! Get off my land! 423 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,973 Get off the hill... Just a minute, Pappy. 424 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,508 We got a surprise for you. 425 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,143 I've got enough surprises around here 426 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,412 with all these jezebels... 427 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,382 and these Kittyhawks and these government critters. 428 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,584 - Mr. Tatum... - Hush up, you. 429 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,354 Jodie? 430 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,190 Jodie, what'd them gals do to you? 431 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,325 That ain't Jodie. 432 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,593 Well, why ain't it? 433 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,663 That's your cousin Josh Morgan. 434 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,631 A cousin? 435 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,300 Sure got the sassy face of a Tatum. 436 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:43,601 Where'd you get that? 437 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,636 I guess I got it from old Jubal Tatum. 438 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,271 He ran off with my great-great-aunt. 439 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,273 Euphrasia Morgan. 440 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,342 Jubal and Euphrasia? Ha. 441 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,544 Ha, you is welcome, boy. 442 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,857 But now these here government critters... 443 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,914 Uh, Pappy, uh, uh, this is Captain Salbo. 444 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,249 He's a good friend of mine. 445 00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,528 Government man a friend of yours? 446 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,052 We came up to talk business. 447 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,155 Yes. Mr. Tatum, we're here to discuss the matter of... 448 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,623 Whoa up, you, whoa. 449 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:08,192 I don't discuss nothing on an empty belly. 450 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,927 Nothing. 451 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,362 Josh, you wanna come to chow, 452 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,630 well, we can talk after. 453 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,243 If you want, you can bring him with you. 454 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:15,900 Where can we camp? Uh... 455 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,013 Uh, couldn't they camp at Porcupine Flats, Pappy? 456 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,537 Porcupine? On my Porcupine? 457 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,039 It'd just be for one night, Pappy. 458 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,207 Well, all right, Josh. 459 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,212 Jodie! 460 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,948 No-good troublemaking critter. 461 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,516 Hey, come back here. 462 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,219 I told you to quit messing around with them Kittyhawks. 463 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:37,488 Look here, Jodie. I wasn't doing anything. 464 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,156 Them's awful pretty girls, Pappy. 465 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,891 So why they so much trouble? 466 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,261 Them and their kind have been running around for years... 467 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,696 stirring up the game. 468 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,398 They're looking for men to marry 469 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,567 who'll give them boy babies, that's what. 470 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,235 There ain't been nothing but gals 471 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,003 born in Kittyhawk Valley in 20 years. 472 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:59,176 Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Tatum, uh, thank you very much... 473 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,479 for your dinner invitation and, uh... 474 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,381 Lieutenant, take over. Yes, sir. 475 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,249 Pappy, Ma, thank you very much, 476 00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:06,250 and we'll see you tonight. 477 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:07,451 Tonight. 478 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,453 Okay, men, back in the trucks. 479 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,692 Don't you disturb a twig up there in Porcupine Flats now. 480 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,999 Everything's hooked up and operational, sir. 481 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,112 All right, sergeant, that's all. 482 00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:24,935 Thank you, sir. 483 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:28,005 Lieutenant, get me SAC headquarters at the Pentagon. 484 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,740 All right. 485 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,483 Big Smoky calling Big Blue. 486 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,185 Big Smoky calling Big Blue. 487 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,920 Captain. 488 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,356 Ah, this'll make the big brass sit up and wag their tails. 489 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,859 Hello, Big Blue. 490 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,429 Captain Salbo calling General Donford. 491 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:52,930 Top priority. 492 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,400 Donford speaking. 493 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,003 Yes, Salbo. 494 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,905 You are? Have any trouble? 495 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,808 Well, sir, we had a little lively sniper fire at first... 496 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:07,511 but, uh, I resorted to my usual diplomacy, 497 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,146 and everything's under control now. 498 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:11,682 What's that, lieutenant? 499 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,117 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. It was nothing. 500 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,686 Ah. Uh, sorry, sir. Yes? 501 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,555 Uh, yes, indeed. Matter of fact... 502 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,863 the lieutenant and I are having dinner with the Tatums... 503 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:23,027 at their cabin this evening, to discuss the lease. 504 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,628 Excellent. 505 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:27,932 That makes you one day closer to a Pentagon job, Salbo. 506 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,502 Or six days left for me to decide where to send you. 507 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:34,371 Salbo, get that lease. 508 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,507 Yes, sir. 509 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:41,912 Lieutenant, General Krueger wants a daily progress report 510 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,813 in triplicate. 511 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,648 How am I supposed to do that, sir? 512 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:47,751 How? With a typewriter, paper and carbon, that's how. 513 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,654 Well, even if we had that stuff, I'm no typist. 514 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,957 I don't think anybody else up here is. 515 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,759 All right, tomorrow when you go down for mail and supplies... 516 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,028 pick up a, uh, steno clerk and a typewriter. 517 00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:59,263 Right. And let's hurry up. 518 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,865 We can't keep the Tatums waiting. 519 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,774 Mm. Something smells mighty good, Pappy. 520 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,778 The night air brings out the smell of that sour mash. 521 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,947 What's he doing here, Pappy? 522 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,850 That's Jubal's boy. They came to eat and talk. 523 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,853 I ain't eating nothing with him until I done whupped him first. 524 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:24,755 Any whupping to be done here, 525 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:26,423 I'm gonna do it, you're gonna get it. 526 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:27,958 Ma, you... 527 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,729 Now, you go out there and eat with them pigs 528 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:34,064 till you find your manners. 529 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,866 That was pretty, Ma. 530 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,635 You still ain't lost your touch, ha-ha. 531 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,371 And you is the prettiest girl... Oh, Pappy. 532 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,406 Oh, Pappy, now stop it, ha-ha. 533 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:45,276 You're sweet-talking me all the time. 534 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,722 Well, everybody, come on and eat now, 535 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,812 before the vittles get cold. 536 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:56,453 Know something, Cousin Josh? 537 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,689 No, what? 538 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,791 I don't wanna throw nobody, 539 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,093 but I wouldn't mind getting throwed. 540 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,663 Oh, come on, Azalea. 541 00:26:10,503 --> 00:26:12,670 Madam, words fail me. 542 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:16,073 Your culinary talents supersede the most exotic cuisine. 543 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,641 You don't like it? 544 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,777 Oh, no, no, no. On the contrary. 545 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:21,478 He means he'd like some more, Ma. 546 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:22,547 Oh, well, that's good. 547 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,048 Good, good. 548 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,650 I like to see a young fella who's a good eater. 549 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,018 I must say, in all my travels, 550 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,421 I've never tasted anything quite like it. 551 00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:31,789 - You ain't, never? - Mm-mm. 552 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:33,924 Oh, shucks, it ain't nothing but 553 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,759 possum tails, owl gizzards and grits... 554 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,596 fried in bear grease. 555 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:41,832 And then that there gravy, that's just goat's milk... 556 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,602 with vulture eggs and mashed catfish eyes. 557 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:52,743 Uh, the catfish eyes brings out the flavor of the possum tails. 558 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,521 Excuse me. 559 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,890 I think I forgot something in my jeep. 560 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,199 Why'd he leave in such a hurry? Did something come up? 561 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:18,502 Well, not yet, Mr. Tatum, but, uh, I think it might. 562 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:19,937 Smoke, Cousin Josh? 563 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,339 From our own tobacco patch down by the crick. 564 00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,742 Oh, that's mighty good smoking. 565 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,814 Now, uh, Josh... 566 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:34,084 what's this vital important talk that you two meant? 567 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,120 What do you want? 568 00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:40,491 You don't look so good. 569 00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:43,060 It must be the mountain air. 570 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,864 Eat your supper. 571 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:55,839 Uh, Mr. Tatum, let me explain. 572 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:58,942 We are a site-activating team from SAC, 573 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,712 Strategic Air Command... Oh, oh, oh, oh. 574 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:02,880 You ain't gonna get no place 575 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:05,349 unless you start talking American. 576 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:07,384 Excuse me, captain, let me explain. 577 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:08,919 Please do. 578 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,654 Well, you see, Pappy, the government... 579 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:11,822 Uh, whose government? 580 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,391 Ha, the United States government. 581 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,893 Oh. They wanna use the top 582 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,362 of this mountain to, uh, build an ICBM firing base. 583 00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:19,963 BM? 584 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,265 Ballistic missile. 585 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,733 Oh, I see. 586 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,269 That's right, ICBM. 587 00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,571 You see BM? 588 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,173 Well, I don't. 589 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,774 Me neither, Pappy. 590 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,376 And I ain't so sure of what I heard. 591 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:35,079 Uh... my turn. 592 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:38,382 Uh, Mr. Tatum, don't you get the newspapers up here? 593 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:43,087 Oh, sure. We use them to patch the holes in the wall. 594 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,025 Your turn. 595 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:54,131 Hey, Pappy, come here. Look. 596 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,838 See? 597 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,951 It looks like somebody's still blowed up... 598 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,942 Now you're getting the idea. 599 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:07,044 It's not a still though, Pappy. It's a rocket. 600 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,680 It's like a big bullet with explosives in the end. 601 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,548 When it hits the target, pow, that's it. 602 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:14,151 Pow. Yeah. 603 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:17,721 Why they use such a big bullet just for target practice? 604 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:20,057 Well, it's part of our National Defense System. 605 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,226 You know, ICBM. 606 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,595 You see BM too? 607 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:32,369 How can everybody see it but me? 608 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,838 I give up. 609 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:38,609 Pappy, uh, they're not used for target practice. 610 00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:40,043 They won't be used at all 611 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,614 unless somebody starts a war against us, see? 612 00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:45,849 Oh, you mean if there's a feud? Yeah. 613 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:48,118 Yeah, we, uh, protect our country, 614 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,154 like you do against the revenuers. 615 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:52,289 Oh. I see. 616 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:55,292 You see BM now too, Pappy? 617 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,294 I think so. 618 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:58,996 But no gavoom. 619 00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:01,765 Uh, Mr. Tatum, the point is, our government 620 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,478 is willing to lease the top of your mountain... 621 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,602 for $500 a month. 622 00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,104 Five hundred dollars a month? 623 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:10,474 But, uh, since yours is a very special mountain... 624 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:13,210 the government will raise that to $1,000 a month, 625 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,144 right, captain? 626 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,547 One thousand dollars? 627 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,015 That's a powerful hunk of money. 628 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,150 One thousand? Think of the things we can get. 629 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,619 Just think, we could get one of them newfangled bathtubs 630 00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:24,421 and purty dresses. 631 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,390 And a new hot-water heater. 632 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,892 That crick gets mighty cold in the wintertime. 633 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,705 Yeah, maybe one of them electric-light machines. 634 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:34,131 Whoa up there, the whole kit and caboodle of you. 635 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,100 I can't think with you all bellowing at me. 636 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,103 And not a peep out of you three. 637 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,407 Well, now, Josh... 638 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:47,611 ...the Tatums owned this mountain... 639 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,279 for quite a spell. 640 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,916 It was a good way of life, peaceful and, uh... 641 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,786 Of course, we had a lot of fun when the revenuers came. 642 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:57,788 But things don't stand still anymore, Pappy. 643 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:58,922 You have to progress. 644 00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:01,058 Progress? Progress? 645 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:03,493 You want me to be like one of them city fellas... 646 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:06,864 busting a gut to make money to put new-fandangled doodads... 647 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,532 on female critters? 648 00:31:08,601 --> 00:31:11,335 They is in the grave when they is 50 years old. 649 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:12,736 That's right. 650 00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,616 Our mountain men ain't considered in their prime 651 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,540 till they's nudging 90. 652 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:18,876 Great Scott, man. 653 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,677 The security of our nation is at stake. 654 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:23,013 Now, where's your patriotism? 655 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,815 You can bet I ain't wearing it. 656 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:27,317 It's here, here, here. 657 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:31,221 Now, you shag-tail back to Porcupine Flats. 658 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,223 You get. But, Mr. Tatum, I... 659 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:35,592 I got a powerful piece of thinking to do... 660 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,094 before I turn this mountain over 661 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:38,962 to a bunch of government critters. 662 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,597 Now, you get. Well, I didn't... 663 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,210 I'll see you at the base later, captain. 664 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,501 Oh, yeah... Well, yes. I, uh... Well... 665 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:49,306 Oh, uh, thank you, ma'am, for a very unusual supper. 666 00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:54,645 He didn't finish it. 667 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:56,914 Josh, if it wasn't for you... 668 00:31:56,982 --> 00:31:59,283 I'd have blasted him and all those Army critters 669 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,351 right off this mountain. 670 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,085 Well, I know how you feel, Pappy, 671 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,888 but, uh, don't be too hard on the captain. 672 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:07,491 He got shot in the head over in Korea, see? 673 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:08,692 Aw. 674 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,193 That must've hurt. 675 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,195 That poor half-witted critter. 676 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,764 From now on, you treat that captain 677 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:15,799 with love and kindness, you hear? 678 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:19,836 Well, I'll study on it. 679 00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:42,125 ♪ One boy ♪ 680 00:32:43,696 --> 00:32:47,197 ♪ Two little girls ♪ 681 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:51,168 ♪ Three hearts ♪ 682 00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:54,905 ♪ Yearning for love ♪ 683 00:32:56,875 --> 00:33:01,278 ♪ Although it's hard To explain ♪ 684 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:06,049 ♪ I know it may sound insane ♪ 685 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:09,786 ♪ But this one boy ♪ 686 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:13,523 ♪ Loves two little girls ♪ 687 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:18,895 ♪ Folks say ♪ 688 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:23,900 ♪ Three is a crowd ♪ 689 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,872 ♪ To each boy ♪ 690 00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:32,376 ♪ One girl's allowed ♪ 691 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:39,449 ♪ But right now I'm having such fun ♪ 692 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:44,021 ♪ I just can't Give up either one ♪ 693 00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:47,324 ♪ 'Cause this one boy ♪ 694 00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:51,228 ♪ Loves two little girls ♪ 695 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:57,534 ♪ There will come a time ♪ 696 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:03,507 ♪ I'll have to settle down ♪ 697 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:07,577 ♪ But until that time ♪ 698 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:11,915 ♪ I love two girls Hanging around ♪ 699 00:34:11,984 --> 00:34:15,952 ♪ Now, one day ♪ 700 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:21,091 ♪ I must decide ♪ 701 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:25,395 ♪ Which one ♪ 702 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:29,666 ♪ I'll choose for my bride ♪ 703 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:36,039 ♪ But till we three must part ♪ 704 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:40,777 ♪ I've twice as much love In my heart ♪ 705 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:44,281 ♪ 'Cause this one boy ♪ 706 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:48,385 ♪ Loves two little girls ♪ 707 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,959 I betcha you can't catch me Unless I let you. 708 00:34:56,028 --> 00:34:58,328 Betcha I can. Leave her be, Josh. 709 00:34:58,397 --> 00:34:59,696 It does her good to run around 710 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,098 when she gets that feeling. 711 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:03,667 I ain't gonna run alone and leave you here with him. 712 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:04,868 Now, just a minute, gals. 713 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:06,703 Uh, look, we can play games later. 714 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,405 Now, I gotta talk to both of you. 715 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,272 I need your help. 716 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,775 Oh, anything we can do, Josh. 717 00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:13,143 We need the top of this mountain. 718 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:14,811 It's to protect us all. 719 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,547 Well, I'm willing, but Pappy and his pappy before him... 720 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,983 have been dead set against government critters. 721 00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:22,052 They won't bother you folks at all. 722 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,854 Well, I don't know if I like that. 723 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:26,756 I don't mean it like that. 724 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,359 I mean that Porcupine Flats is far enough away... 725 00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:32,195 that Pappy won't even know that the base is there. 726 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:47,144 Hey, there's a lot of mighty pretty things you could buy... 727 00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:50,013 for a thousand dollars a month. 728 00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:52,048 We'll just have to pin him down, Josh. 729 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:53,750 Oh, speak for yourself, Azalea. 730 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,752 If we try to sweet-talk Pappy, 731 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,721 he'll know and he'll whup us good. 732 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,529 Well, then think of this. 733 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,297 You'll have the whole United States Army 734 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,099 chasing after you, huh? 735 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:12,402 Yeah. It might be worth a whupping at that. 736 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,743 What's that? 737 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:20,877 It's the Kittyhawks. 738 00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,689 Well, they must've spotted you, Josh. 739 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,257 Come on. 740 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:16,066 They gone? 741 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:20,870 Yeah. We must've fooled them this time. 742 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,906 Yeah, ain't it a shame? 743 00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:24,574 I mean that the Army boys aren't here. 744 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:25,976 Oh. 745 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:28,278 Well, we'll talk to Pappy for you, Cousin Josh. 746 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,413 Yeah? No matter how hard he whups us. 747 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:34,517 And we'll just keep talking till either him or us gives up. 748 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,653 You don't know what it means to me, really. 749 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,922 We're having fried squirrel and cornpone for breakfast 750 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:40,390 if you'd like to come. 751 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,059 I'd like to, but the captain's sending me 752 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:44,227 down to Knoxville in the morning. 753 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:54,170 Mountain-style, honey. 754 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,250 Josh! Josh! 755 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:12,022 What'd I do wrong? 756 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,124 Nothing that I could tell. 757 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,192 Now it's my turn. 758 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:18,428 I don't know about that. 759 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,298 Josh, please? 760 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:29,172 ♪ Won't you show me How to kiss? ♪ 761 00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:32,742 ♪ Put your lips on mine? ♪ 762 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:36,379 ♪ Do you do it Just like this? ♪ 763 00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:39,516 ♪ Tell me I'm doing fine ♪ 764 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:43,486 ♪ We got a good thing Going now ♪ 765 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,388 ♪ Take your time ♪ 766 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:48,191 ♪ Come on and make it last ♪ 767 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:50,193 ♪ Love may be new to you ♪ 768 00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:53,563 ♪ But, ooh, I'm catching on fast ♪ 769 00:38:56,301 --> 00:38:59,936 ♪ Give, give ♪ 770 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:03,306 ♪ Give me all you got to give ♪ 771 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:06,976 ♪ Love, love ♪ 772 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,279 ♪ Love every moment you live ♪ 773 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:12,682 ♪ Now you've taught me All you know ♪ 774 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:16,353 ♪ Have I passed the test? ♪ 775 00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:20,323 ♪ Show me all you got to show ♪ 776 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:23,226 ♪ Baby, you're the best ♪ 777 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,063 ♪ But tell me I've learned quickly ♪ 778 00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:28,732 ♪ And I know each trick ♪ 779 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,935 ♪ I'm sure love's gonna last ♪ 780 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,237 ♪ Love may be new to you ♪ 781 00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:37,340 ♪ But, ooh, I'm catching on fast ♪ 782 00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:42,345 Can I marry up with y'all? 783 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:43,980 I can't think of one reason why not. 784 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,648 Oh, I can. 785 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,184 Selena's oldest, and she's gotta get married first. 786 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,853 Just have to teach her how to wrestle, 787 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:51,254 so she can throw old Jodie. 788 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,269 Hey, lieutenant. 789 00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:08,138 Yeah? You been swimming? 790 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,217 Oh, you might call it that, yeah. 791 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,473 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 792 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,342 Sure beats flying F-84's, doesn't it? 793 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:13,676 But it's just as dangerous. 794 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:14,745 Oh, I don't know. 795 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,147 All depends on how you wanna die. 796 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,826 Take that little Selena gal, for instance. 797 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:19,850 You like that, huh? 798 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:23,620 Oh, are you kidding? What's not to like? 799 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:25,755 I know what you mean, sergeant. 800 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,126 Sergeant. Yes, sir? 801 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,694 I'm gonna give you a new assignment. 802 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:36,132 You're to, uh, capture the affections of one Selena Tatum. 803 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:39,135 When I give an order, sergeant, I expect you to snap to. 804 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:41,404 Yes, sir. 805 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:44,585 Boy, for an assignment like that, 806 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,543 I gotta get my snapper fixed. 807 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,146 All right, men, you have your assignments. 808 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:51,215 Now, go to work. 809 00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:52,882 Lieutenant, dismiss the men. 810 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,451 Yes, sir. 811 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:59,155 Halt. Attention. Dismissed. 812 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,090 All set, lieutenant. 813 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,692 All right, sergeant. 814 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:10,133 You better gas her up when you get to the base. 815 00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:11,801 Right, sergeant. 816 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:14,237 - Hey, Josh, wait for us! - Josh! 817 00:41:14,306 --> 00:41:16,005 Oh, hey, look, we got company. 818 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:17,074 Wait a minute! 819 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:19,909 Hi. 820 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,011 Can we hitch a ride to Knoxville with y'all? 821 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,613 Be my pleasure. Hop in. 822 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,349 We wanna buy them fancy things you was telling us about. 823 00:41:26,418 --> 00:41:29,986 Yeah, and we got $6.87 cash money too. 824 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:32,755 I'd like you to meet my old friend Sergeant Bailey. 825 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,791 How do you do? 826 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,526 I'll be right back. 827 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:38,928 Snap to, sergeant. 828 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,396 Yes, sir. 829 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:42,398 It works. 830 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:53,076 You know what I thought when I saw you on the trail yesterday? 831 00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:55,912 I'm a-listening. 832 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:59,849 I said to myself, "George..." That's me. 833 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:01,985 I said, "George, there is, without a doubt... 834 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:05,655 the most gorgeous female you've ever seen in all your life." 835 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:09,225 Well, keep right on talking, George, honey. 836 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:12,295 Baby, you are Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, 837 00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:14,831 and Marie Antoinette all rolled up into one. 838 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,967 Well, don't keep talking about your old girlfriends. 839 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,103 Just talk about me. 840 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:22,939 Oh, yeah. 841 00:42:23,008 --> 00:42:25,341 Oh, yeah. 842 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:28,444 So, uh, it's as simple as this, captain. 843 00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:29,812 The gals are the only ones 844 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,248 that can help us get that lease from Pappy. 845 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,684 And if a small investment will keep them on our team, 846 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:36,553 I think it'd be worth it, sir. 847 00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,688 Just what are you getting at, Morgan? 848 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:42,425 Look, captain, they got $6.87. 849 00:42:42,494 --> 00:42:44,727 To them, that's a big deal. 850 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:49,265 Now, what can it cost SAC? Maybe 10, 15 or $20 at the most. 851 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,367 You mean you want a requisition 852 00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:52,769 for their purchases in Knoxville? 853 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:54,170 Yes, sir. 854 00:42:55,307 --> 00:42:57,073 Good thinking, Morgan. 855 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:58,408 Thank you, sir. 856 00:42:58,476 --> 00:42:59,943 If I'd known you was coming, 857 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,078 I'd have had Josh bring you to supper last night. 858 00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:06,082 There'll be other times. Like tonight, maybe. 859 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,650 Save your money, girls. 860 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,953 The captain has something to tell you. Captain. 861 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,755 Ladies, all the things you buy will be with the compliments... 862 00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:14,357 of the Strategic Air Command. 863 00:43:14,426 --> 00:43:15,658 Ah. Josh, honey. 864 00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:17,827 How about that? Oh, Josh. 865 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,363 And now, ladies, I suppose your pappy has decided... 866 00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:22,665 Our pappy whupped us good. 867 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,768 And then went possum hunting with Hezekiah. 868 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:28,137 He's still thinking about that lease, ain't he? 869 00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:29,439 Him and Hezekiah. 870 00:43:29,507 --> 00:43:30,607 Possum hunting? 871 00:43:30,675 --> 00:43:33,076 This is no time to go hunting. 872 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:34,344 Every minute counts. 873 00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:35,778 Now, just a minute. 874 00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:38,615 Selena, remember what Ma told us. 875 00:43:38,683 --> 00:43:41,818 You gotta treat him with love and kindness. 876 00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:46,322 Oh, yeah. On account of his poor, miserable head. 877 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,006 Lieutenant, I'm sure you'll pardon my curiosity... 878 00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:06,509 but just what is wrong with my poor, miserable head? 879 00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:08,011 Pappy Tatum was so mad, 880 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:10,313 he was gonna throw us off his mountain last night. 881 00:44:10,382 --> 00:44:11,814 Oh, as bad as that, huh? 882 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,449 Well, I'm sure you'll agree 883 00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:15,685 that the situation called for drastic measures, sir. 884 00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:18,154 But what has this got to do with my head? 885 00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:19,389 Well, I explained to them 886 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:20,957 that the reason you blew your top... 887 00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,459 was, uh, because you got shot in the head in Korea. 888 00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:26,162 You told them I wa...? 889 00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:27,497 You told them I was nuts? 890 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:29,966 Uh, drastic measures, sir. 891 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,067 Lieutenant. 892 00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:34,737 Uh, ahem. The girls are waiting, captain. 893 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:44,814 - Hey. - Whoops. 894 00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:09,172 Hello? Yeah, this is Dixie. 895 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,341 Oh, hello, Mr. Billingsly. 896 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,677 So, what else is new? 897 00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:17,213 They what? 898 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:19,449 Are they still there? 899 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:21,951 Where did they go? 900 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:26,889 The Tatum property? Big Smoky Mountain? 901 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:30,126 Thanks, Billingsly. You've done it again. 902 00:45:33,198 --> 00:45:36,866 If I'm not back by morning, tell the boss to send help. 903 00:45:57,388 --> 00:46:00,256 Jodie. Hey, look what we got. 904 00:46:00,325 --> 00:46:01,791 Ooh. 905 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,860 What are you gals doing in your underwear? 906 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:07,530 They ain't underwear, Jodie. Them's bikinis. 907 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,499 Ain't they purty? 908 00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:10,900 They're pretty skimpy. 909 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:12,602 I just took them into town 910 00:46:12,670 --> 00:46:14,170 so they could buy a few little things. 911 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,305 They's little enough, and pretty darn few. 912 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:19,075 You just wait till Ma sees you in that stuff. 913 00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:22,211 We bought something nice for you too, Cousin Jodie. 914 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,084 This is my cousin Jodie. 915 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,920 A few generations removed. 916 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:34,290 Jodie, this is PFC Midge Reilly. 917 00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:36,225 Hello there. 918 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:40,129 Hello. They didn't remove far enough, did they? 919 00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:41,998 You know, you're just about as pretty 920 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:44,100 as a little old speckled pup, you know that? 921 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:48,104 Thank you, I think. 922 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:49,806 Jodie, you come on back here 923 00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:51,841 and see what we brung you. 924 00:46:57,582 --> 00:46:59,182 Lookit, Cousin Jodie, a gun. 925 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,117 I thought you'd look handsome in this. 926 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:03,119 And a shirt... Well, I'll be doggoned. 927 00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:04,720 ...with yellow flowers all over it. 928 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:06,022 Lookit. Isn't it purty? 929 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,558 Yeah. And some striped pants. 930 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,561 Striped pants. Oh, and a scarf too. 931 00:47:16,568 --> 00:47:19,836 Oh. Oh! 932 00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:22,805 Oh, we want some purty underwear too. 933 00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:24,941 Well, we brung you some. 934 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,777 But only if you promise to stay away from our menfolk. 935 00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:29,812 And that means Jodie too. 936 00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:32,215 Oh. Oh, we'll stay away from him, 937 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,350 but will he stay away from us? 938 00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:42,325 Yeah. 939 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:45,995 Well, you promise or not? 940 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:48,998 Where is they? 941 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,704 They is just willy-washy. Thank you. 942 00:48:28,773 --> 00:48:30,740 Well, you just go willy-wash somewheres else. 943 00:48:30,808 --> 00:48:33,009 And don't forget your promise. 944 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,811 Now, you get, all of you. 945 00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:40,516 Hello, girls. I'm Dixie Kay with the Evening Courier. 946 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:43,819 Uh... Excuse me, ma'am. 947 00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:46,822 You see, we're conducting an experiment. 948 00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:49,926 Oh. Mr. Billings at the Bon Marché department store 949 00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,128 told me that the Strategic Air Command 950 00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:54,063 picked up the whole tab for this shopping tour. 951 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:56,265 Oh. Well, Cousin Josh says that's because 952 00:48:56,334 --> 00:48:58,634 the government's so real big-hearted. 953 00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:01,137 You see, it's an experimental project, ma'am. 954 00:49:01,205 --> 00:49:03,973 They wanna build a missile base on top of Pappy's mountain. 955 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:06,609 Quite an experiment, lieutenant. Pappy who? 956 00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:08,844 Pappy Tatum. Our pappy. 957 00:49:08,913 --> 00:49:10,780 Come on, gals, we gotta get going. Jodie. 958 00:49:10,848 --> 00:49:12,715 Put up this tailgate. 959 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:13,916 Tell me, lieutenant... 960 00:49:13,985 --> 00:49:15,551 is this a new government policy 961 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,886 for obtaining land leases? 962 00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:19,188 No comment. 963 00:49:20,692 --> 00:49:22,358 Stand up, girls. 964 00:49:22,427 --> 00:49:24,293 Sit down. We gotta go. 965 00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:26,295 Stand up, girls, and take a deep breath. 966 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:28,798 Look, don't take any pictures, please. 967 00:49:28,866 --> 00:49:31,167 Thank you. 968 00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:40,776 Okay, fellas, lend a hand. 969 00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:44,146 Ah, ah, ah! Oh, no, you don't. 970 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:46,749 Any, uh, female PFC gets special treatment 971 00:49:46,818 --> 00:49:48,217 here at Porcupine Flats. 972 00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:50,853 And I'm, uh, Toby, uh, your official greeter. 973 00:49:50,922 --> 00:49:52,254 What's your name, honeybun? 974 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:56,959 PFC Midge Reilly. Serial number W2-349-687. 975 00:49:57,028 --> 00:49:59,795 The rest is classified information. 976 00:49:59,864 --> 00:50:03,532 36"- 24"- 36". 977 00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:06,469 36"- 22"- 35". 978 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:14,410 Sir, this is PFC Reilly. 979 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:16,746 Ah, yes. 980 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:20,182 A WAC? Well, lieutenant, didn't they have any male typists? 981 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:22,051 There were no male typists available, sir. 982 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,552 She volunteered for the job. 983 00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:26,889 Oh. All right, let's get to work, Reilly. 984 00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:29,625 I have some reports to send out. 985 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:32,228 Sir, uh, about the requisition... 986 00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:36,499 Oh, yes. The requisition. Our little mountain maidens. 987 00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:39,335 I suppose they purchased a few charming little trinkets. 988 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,303 Ha-ha, yes, they certainly did, sir. 989 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:42,838 Good, good. 990 00:50:42,907 --> 00:50:44,940 Well, let's see what we ha... 991 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:47,543 Three thousand, one hundred and... 992 00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:49,812 Lieutenant, I... Lieutenant! 993 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:52,014 Lieutenant! 994 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,586 Jodie. 995 00:50:57,655 --> 00:51:00,756 Selena. 996 00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:02,224 Azalea? 997 00:51:03,795 --> 00:51:05,995 Jodie. 998 00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:10,299 Selena. Where in tarnation are you? 999 00:51:11,969 --> 00:51:14,603 Azalea, why ain't you filled that hog trough? 1000 00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:16,872 Oh, I ain't got time, Ma. 1001 00:51:16,941 --> 00:51:20,543 I gotta make myself purty for Cousin Josh. 1002 00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:24,080 Beelzebub and black beetles, what's going on here? 1003 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:25,514 You forget them city ways, 1004 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,883 and get on and get out there and do your work. 1005 00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:31,120 Later, Ma. I'm getting gorgeous for a certain male critter. 1006 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,755 You wouldn't dare sass your ma 1007 00:51:32,824 --> 00:51:34,068 like that if your pappy was here. 1008 00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:36,058 He'd whomp the hide off of you. 1009 00:51:36,127 --> 00:51:38,861 And what in tarnation is that? 1010 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,496 That's some of that fancy powder. 1011 00:51:40,565 --> 00:51:42,231 I put it on my face. 1012 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:45,000 Well, looks more like cooking flour to me. 1013 00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,280 You better not get near the stove, 1014 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:48,204 you'll break out in biscuits. 1015 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,574 Oh, Ma, leave me alone. I just wanna be purty. 1016 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:54,743 You'll be purty when I get through with you. 1017 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:56,579 And just look at you. 1018 00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,582 Why, that face would scare a saint out of a thicket. 1019 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:00,916 Now, come on. Ma! 1020 00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:02,029 Come on. Ma, I've gotta look purty. 1021 00:52:02,053 --> 00:52:03,619 Come on, and you too. 1022 00:52:03,688 --> 00:52:05,921 You'll look purty when I get through with you. 1023 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:07,056 Open that door. 1024 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,657 There you go. Now, get. 1025 00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,192 Ma! 1026 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:11,939 You're gonna get yourself all mixed up. 1027 00:52:13,197 --> 00:52:14,663 Let go! Ma! Now, come on with me. 1028 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,834 But we look so purty. Ma, you're drowning me! 1029 00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,536 You're not gonna go through that 1030 00:52:20,605 --> 00:52:22,972 looking like those ugly city girls. 1031 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:43,292 Come on. Here, get away from here. 1032 00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:44,827 You leave Josh alone. Now, come on. 1033 00:52:44,896 --> 00:52:45,896 Come on. You too. 1034 00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:47,296 Get out of there. 1035 00:52:47,365 --> 00:52:50,399 You promised to keep your hands off. Now, get. 1036 00:52:50,468 --> 00:52:54,103 Now, get, before we rip them bikinis right off of you. 1037 00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:56,438 I know we promised. 1038 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:59,408 But we just went all willy-washy when we saw him come driving up. 1039 00:52:59,477 --> 00:53:02,778 Well, we'll willy-wash you, you... Just get. 1040 00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:08,517 Get! 1041 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:12,421 Okay, gals, come on. 1042 00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:15,424 Get. 1043 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:19,595 Well, if that don't take the rag off in the bush. 1044 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:22,998 Josh, I hate to do this to kinfolk, 1045 00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:24,567 but with children full of sass... 1046 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:26,535 neglecting their chores and stirring up trouble, 1047 00:53:26,604 --> 00:53:28,003 I got no choice. 1048 00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:29,772 Go back and tell that Captain Salbo 1049 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,140 to pack up his gas buggies... 1050 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:33,075 and hightail it off our mountain, 1051 00:53:33,144 --> 00:53:34,410 and take his presents with him. 1052 00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:36,412 Oh, no, you can't do that. 1053 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,714 - You can't do that. - I can and am. 1054 00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:41,050 If you'd just listen to my side of this thing, maybe... 1055 00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:42,618 I seen and heard enough. 1056 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,253 Nothing will make me change my decision 1057 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:47,489 unless it's Pappy, when he gets back. 1058 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,649 Here's the mail, captain. 1059 00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,818 Good work. What took you so long, sergeant? 1060 00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:17,052 I'm sorry, sir, 1061 00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:18,665 but the commander at the base stopped me. 1062 00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:20,623 He wanted me to make sure you saw this. 1063 00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:21,790 Oh? 1064 00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:31,367 Oh. Oh, no. 1065 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:32,701 Reilly! 1066 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:33,902 Yes, sir? 1067 00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:36,605 What's the meaning of this outrage? 1068 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:37,674 Well, sir... 1069 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,508 I'm a stenographer, not a spy. 1070 00:54:39,577 --> 00:54:41,710 And anyway, I was only a passenger. 1071 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:44,480 Bailey, take the jeep and bring back Morgan, 1072 00:54:44,548 --> 00:54:46,081 dead or alive. Yes, sir. 1073 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:47,850 On the double. 1074 00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:56,458 Lieutenant. 1075 00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:58,127 How are you making out with Selena? 1076 00:54:58,195 --> 00:54:59,361 That's not important. 1077 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,063 You know you're wanted dead or alive? 1078 00:55:01,132 --> 00:55:02,731 So, what else is new? 1079 00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:05,634 Sir. 1080 00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:07,369 Sir? 1081 00:55:08,372 --> 00:55:10,105 Oh. Good work, sergeant. 1082 00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:12,875 It's about time somebody did something right around here. 1083 00:55:12,943 --> 00:55:15,744 That's all. Yes, sir. 1084 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,147 Sit down, lieutenant. Thank you, sir. 1085 00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:20,282 Lieutenant, I hope I'm not interrupting 1086 00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:22,251 one of your romantic escapades. 1087 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,289 Would you mind telling me what is the meaning of this? 1088 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,826 Yeah, well, uh... 1089 00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:32,895 Looks like we just got caught, sir, that's all. 1090 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,463 Oh? 1091 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:39,301 Mr. Morgan, Big Smoky is a top-secret operation. 1092 00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:41,103 If Washington hears of this... 1093 00:55:41,172 --> 00:55:42,371 I don't think they will, sir. 1094 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,972 This is just a local newspaper. 1095 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,208 But if you want something to worry about, listen. 1096 00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:47,810 What's that? 1097 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:51,747 Well, Jodie and the girls are fussing around 1098 00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:53,193 with the clothes and things they bought... 1099 00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:54,494 and they're not doing their chores. 1100 00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:55,651 So? 1101 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,087 So Ma got mad and says that we gotta break camp 1102 00:55:58,155 --> 00:55:59,488 and get off of this mountain. 1103 00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:01,056 Oh. 1104 00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,325 Oh, no. 1105 00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:12,134 Big Smoky. Captain Salbo speaking. 1106 00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:17,072 Oh, General Donford. Yes, sir. Well, I... 1107 00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:19,108 It's in the Washington papers? 1108 00:56:19,176 --> 00:56:21,243 Well, sir, I can explain. I... 1109 00:56:21,312 --> 00:56:23,312 Yes, sir, but I... Well, sir, I... 1110 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,716 He hung up. 1111 00:56:30,454 --> 00:56:32,421 General Donford will be here tomorrow afternoon. 1112 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:33,889 That's good, sir. 1113 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,991 Then I can explain the whole situation to him. 1114 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:39,161 Morgan, I've changed my mind. 1115 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,529 Greenland will be bad enough 1116 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:42,598 without you as my executive officer. 1117 00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:46,435 I'll have you flying the milk run to the Arctic Circle! 1118 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:47,436 Ahem. Dismissed! 1119 00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:50,205 Yes, sir. Reilly! 1120 00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:52,775 Yes, sir? 1121 00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:54,343 Oh. 1122 00:56:54,412 --> 00:56:57,746 Reilly, Mrs. Tatum has ordered us off the mountain. 1123 00:56:57,815 --> 00:57:00,048 The general will be here tomorrow afternoon. 1124 00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:01,750 I want you to take the jeep, 1125 00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:03,685 go up and have a little talk with Mrs. Tatum. 1126 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,789 Man to man. Uh, woman to woman. 1127 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:08,924 Make her change her mind at all costs. 1128 00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:11,026 I'll do my best, sir. 1129 00:57:15,232 --> 00:57:16,565 How I long for the days 1130 00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:19,468 when all I had was a war to worry about. 1131 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:41,457 Hello there, you purty little speckled pup. 1132 00:57:41,525 --> 00:57:43,859 Ah! Oh, you let me go, you possum player. 1133 00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:46,428 What's the matter? What's the matter? 1134 00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:47,896 You let me by. 1135 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,898 I'm on an important mission for Captain Salbo. 1136 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:52,201 I knew the first time I laid eyes on you, 1137 00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:53,669 that you was meant for me. 1138 00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:55,537 You're not for me, and I'm coming through. 1139 00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:57,239 Ain't no need trying to fight me. 1140 00:57:57,308 --> 00:58:00,709 I'm the champion wrestler of this whole mountain, ma'am. 1141 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:03,479 How about it? Well... 1142 00:58:03,547 --> 00:58:07,749 Well, maybe you're right, you poor moonstruck ape. 1143 00:58:11,422 --> 00:58:12,955 Oh! 1144 00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:29,271 ♪ I can't conceal ♪ 1145 00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:33,008 ♪ The tender feelin' ♪ 1146 00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:37,012 ♪ Now that you ♪ 1147 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:41,884 ♪ Are close to me ♪ 1148 00:58:43,621 --> 00:58:46,722 ♪ I look at you ♪ 1149 00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:50,893 ♪ With tender feelin' ♪ 1150 00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:59,568 ♪ And can't help kiss you Tenderly ♪ 1151 00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:12,080 ♪ I offer you A true devotion ♪ 1152 00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:18,053 ♪ All life through ♪ 1153 00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:22,524 ♪ My love I vow ♪ 1154 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,795 ♪ For this is real ♪ 1155 00:59:26,864 --> 00:59:31,166 ♪ This sweet emotion ♪ 1156 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:39,808 ♪ This tender feeling I have now ♪ 1157 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:45,614 ♪ Somehow I knew ♪ 1158 00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:50,519 ♪ From the moment Our lips first met ♪ 1159 00:59:51,522 --> 00:59:55,223 ♪ You'd be the girl ♪ 1160 00:59:55,292 --> 01:00:00,162 ♪ I could never forget ♪ 1161 01:00:01,865 --> 01:00:04,833 ♪ No other love ♪ 1162 01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:09,638 ♪ Could be appealin' ♪ 1163 01:00:09,707 --> 01:00:13,475 ♪ I loved you ♪ 1164 01:00:13,544 --> 01:00:17,813 ♪ Right from the start ♪ 1165 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:22,351 ♪ And with each kiss ♪ 1166 01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:26,555 ♪ I'll keep revealin' ♪ 1167 01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:32,127 ♪ The tender feelin' ♪ 1168 01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:35,897 ♪ In my heart ♪ 1169 01:00:43,107 --> 01:00:45,607 You spoiled the whole dad-blamed thing. 1170 01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:47,109 Wait a minute. 1171 01:00:51,649 --> 01:00:53,515 Hey, where'd you go? What...? 1172 01:00:55,653 --> 01:00:57,786 Hey. You're gonna get tired some time. 1173 01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,856 You might as well just say you're gonna marry up with me. 1174 01:01:04,194 --> 01:01:05,594 Ma? 1175 01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:07,429 I hears you. What? 1176 01:01:07,498 --> 01:01:11,033 Well, if we do our chores... 1177 01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:14,403 all of them, uh, regular, would you...? 1178 01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:16,738 Nope. 1179 01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:21,276 But, Ma, if Josh leaves now, I may never see him again. 1180 01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:25,914 I made my decision. Hand me that bucket of mash. 1181 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,188 It makes no never mind how we feel, child. 1182 01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:34,556 We gotta think of our kinfolk 1183 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:36,725 and what this mountain means to us. 1184 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:46,568 I, uh... 1185 01:01:46,637 --> 01:01:49,471 I just came by to say goodbye. 1186 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:52,140 Josh, honey, I tried. 1187 01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:55,977 Yeah, I know. I heard. That's the way it goes. 1188 01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:01,650 I knowed you was right smitten with Cousin Josh... 1189 01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:04,052 and I think he is with you too. 1190 01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:08,824 But if it's as powerful as you say... 1191 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:12,127 then you'll find a way. 1192 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:16,531 Pappy and I did. 1193 01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:21,103 Hezekiah, where you been? 1194 01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:25,073 You look like you was drug through a mole hole backwards. 1195 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:26,575 Where's Pappy? 1196 01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:31,046 Oh, you got lost from him, huh? 1197 01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:34,149 Well, come on, come on. Take me to him. 1198 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,284 Come on, come on. Take me to Pappy. 1199 01:02:40,491 --> 01:02:43,258 Oh, that can mean only one thing. 1200 01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:47,229 He ain't only lost, he's in a passel of trouble. 1201 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:49,664 Oh, what'll I do? 1202 01:02:50,834 --> 01:02:55,270 Ma, we heard the howling. Hezekiah. 1203 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:57,205 What's the matter, Ma? 1204 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,241 It's Pappy. 1205 01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,810 He got himself in some kind of terrible trouble. 1206 01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:02,879 How do you know that? 1207 01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:05,547 Hezekiah come back alone. 1208 01:03:05,616 --> 01:03:09,050 Come on, Hezekiah. Come on. Take us to Pappy. 1209 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:16,024 He howls like that every time you say... 1210 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:17,559 P-A-P-P-Y. 1211 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:21,163 He ain't trying to lead us, 1212 01:03:21,231 --> 01:03:22,809 that means something bad's happened all right. 1213 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,466 Don't cry, Ma. 1214 01:03:24,535 --> 01:03:26,835 I'll get you some men, and we'll search this mountain 1215 01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:28,170 until we find Pa... 1216 01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:29,738 P-A-P-P-Y. 1217 01:03:29,807 --> 01:03:32,574 Oh, you is real fine kinfolk, Josh. 1218 01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:33,842 And I is powerful ashamed 1219 01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:35,977 for treating you so downright shameful. 1220 01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:38,046 That's all right, Ma. That's all right. 1221 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:39,614 You'll never get away from me. 1222 01:03:39,683 --> 01:03:42,150 So you might as well stop running. 1223 01:03:43,554 --> 01:03:45,387 Come on, why don't you give up? 1224 01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:47,122 I can't go any further. 1225 01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:50,058 Come here, you little speckled pup. Huh? 1226 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:55,197 Jodie, I didn't mean to hurt you. 1227 01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:57,399 Jodie, let go of that little critter. 1228 01:03:57,467 --> 01:04:00,635 Oh, Mrs. Tatum, I've been looking for you. 1229 01:04:00,704 --> 01:04:02,404 Yeah? You got a mite sidetracked there, 1230 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:04,206 didn't you, little one? 1231 01:05:32,663 --> 01:05:35,230 Men. 1232 01:05:35,299 --> 01:05:37,332 Men. 1233 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,280 Magpie calling Blue Quail. 1234 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:53,949 Magpie to Blue Quail. 1235 01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:55,650 Magpie to Blue Quail. 1236 01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:57,085 Come in, Blue Quail. 1237 01:05:57,154 --> 01:05:58,720 Blue Quail receiving, over. 1238 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:02,357 You mean you lost your whole squad, captain? 1239 01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:03,792 That's what I said. 1240 01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:08,697 Good grief, mine's missing too. 1241 01:06:08,765 --> 01:06:10,465 It's them durn Kittyhawks. 1242 01:06:10,534 --> 01:06:12,078 And they never give their men critters back 1243 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:13,935 unless they's worthless. 1244 01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:16,504 Stay where you are, captain. I'll be right there. 1245 01:06:30,921 --> 01:06:33,822 We got here just as soon as we could. 1246 01:06:33,890 --> 01:06:36,024 Well, where's Morgan? 1247 01:06:36,093 --> 01:06:38,727 Josh! 1248 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,161 They got him too. 1249 01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:41,429 Oh, fine. 1250 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,909 We can't find Pappy, my men have been kidnapped... 1251 01:06:42,933 --> 01:06:44,499 the general's due here any minute, 1252 01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:46,801 and it's a cinch I'll never see my wife again. 1253 01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:49,771 Well, they just gotta be around here somewheres close. 1254 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,073 Come on, captain, we'll find them. 1255 01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:54,342 Come in, Morgan. Come in, Morgan. 1256 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:55,510 Come in, Morgan. 1257 01:06:56,913 --> 01:07:00,749 Okay, gals. Take it easy just a minute. 1258 01:07:00,817 --> 01:07:04,119 Oh, look. Look, you gotta let me and my men go. 1259 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,654 Who wants to be liberated, lieutenant? 1260 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:09,057 Not you, that's for sure. 1261 01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:11,393 Look, you wanna keep soldiers on this mountain? 1262 01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:14,162 All them and you too, you big handsome critter. 1263 01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:16,931 Relax and enjoy it, lieutenant. 1264 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,068 How can I relax when the general's on his way? 1265 01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:22,504 - He's what? - Oh, no. It can't be. 1266 01:07:22,572 --> 01:07:23,772 If we don't find Pappy, 1267 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,240 we'll get kicked off this mountain. 1268 01:07:25,308 --> 01:07:27,042 - We can't let that happen. - No. 1269 01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:28,390 It ain't likely you'll find Pappy 1270 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,011 before that general gets here... 1271 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,414 so maybe we just better make sure he don't. 1272 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:34,749 Well, that should give us ti... Don't what? 1273 01:07:34,818 --> 01:07:36,084 Get here. 1274 01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:38,219 You can't do that to a general in the Army. 1275 01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:40,155 Why, we ain't gonna hurt him. 1276 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,859 It doesn't matter if they stall him for just a while. 1277 01:07:44,928 --> 01:07:46,694 Okay, but no rough stuff. 1278 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:48,630 You just tell us when to quit. 1279 01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:55,070 What the...? What...? Hey, hey, hey, what...? 1280 01:07:55,138 --> 01:07:56,971 There you are, you deserters, you. 1281 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,174 I'll have you all court-martialed for this. 1282 01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:02,243 It wasn't their fault, captain. It's them dang Kittyhawks. 1283 01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:04,112 Oh, those... All right. 1284 01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:07,015 All right, fall in! Single file! 1285 01:08:08,819 --> 01:08:11,119 Come on, girls. 1286 01:08:12,355 --> 01:08:14,989 Magpie to Blue Quail, come in. 1287 01:08:15,058 --> 01:08:16,591 Magpie to Blue Quail, come in. 1288 01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:18,193 Blue Quail to Magpie, over. 1289 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,594 Where the blazes are you? 1290 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:20,663 And what's happened? 1291 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:22,230 Everything's under control. 1292 01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:24,143 The Kittyhawks will delay the general till we find Pappy. 1293 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:25,934 Ah, good. Get over fast... 1294 01:08:26,002 --> 01:08:28,203 so we can consolidate the search, 1295 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,637 and let's not waste any time... 1296 01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:30,706 What took you so long? 1297 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,340 I got here as soon as I could. 1298 01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:33,942 Oh, good. 1299 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,050 Something you critters want? 1300 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,451 Why, yes, miss. 1301 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,620 We're trying to get to Porcupine Flats. 1302 01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:49,057 Oh, well, flash flood washed out the road above. 1303 01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:51,759 Y'all will have to loop around by Kittyhawk Valley. 1304 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:53,495 And how far is that? 1305 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:56,764 Oh, about two whoops and a holler. 1306 01:08:58,135 --> 01:09:00,068 Looks as if we fly it seat-of-pants. 1307 01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:01,436 Yes, sir. 1308 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:03,338 Thank you, miss. 1309 01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:38,773 ♪ Pappy ♪ 1310 01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:42,610 ♪ Pappy ♪ 1311 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:46,581 ♪ P-A-P-P-Y ♪ 1312 01:09:47,918 --> 01:09:55,056 ♪ Won't you please come home? ♪ 1313 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:03,231 ♪ The chickens won't lay ♪ 1314 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:07,202 ♪ All night the hounds bay ♪ 1315 01:10:07,270 --> 01:10:13,408 ♪ There's blues in the bees' Honeycomb ♪ 1316 01:10:14,978 --> 01:10:17,845 ♪ Everything's different ♪ 1317 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:21,649 ♪ Since you went away ♪ 1318 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:27,155 ♪ Pappy, won't you please Come home? ♪ 1319 01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:31,993 ♪ Your jug and spittoon ♪ 1320 01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:35,563 ♪ Just sit in your room ♪ 1321 01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:42,136 ♪ The still is as dry As a bone ♪ 1322 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:46,407 ♪ Everything's different ♪ 1323 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:50,311 ♪ Since you went away ♪ 1324 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:57,252 ♪ Pappy, won't you please Come home? ♪ 1325 01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:03,658 ♪ Oh, how we miss The corncob pipe ♪ 1326 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:09,297 ♪ A-puffin' away In your face ♪ 1327 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:17,839 ♪ Now that the shack Is clear of smoke ♪ 1328 01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:24,245 ♪ We can't stand the sight Of the place ♪ 1329 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:28,783 ♪ Please come back to us ♪ 1330 01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:32,353 ♪ You ornery old cuss ♪ 1331 01:11:32,422 --> 01:11:38,559 ♪ We loves you Wherever you roam ♪ 1332 01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:43,097 ♪ Oh everything's different ♪ 1333 01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:47,035 ♪ Since you went away ♪ 1334 01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:51,706 ♪ Pappy won't you please ♪ 1335 01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:55,910 ♪ Come home? ♪ 1336 01:12:14,130 --> 01:12:15,463 Any luck, Jodie? 1337 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,165 Not a bit. How's Ma? 1338 01:12:17,233 --> 01:12:19,901 She's grieving pretty bad, but she made you some coffee. 1339 01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:21,903 Coffee? I don't want coffee. 1340 01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:24,706 I could stand some of that Mountain Maiden's Breath. 1341 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,607 She sent some of that too. Oh, good. 1342 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:30,378 Here you are, sir. Thank you. Well... 1343 01:12:30,447 --> 01:12:32,547 Josh. 1344 01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:34,382 Josh. 1345 01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:38,353 - That sounds like Pappy. - Josh. 1346 01:12:38,421 --> 01:12:41,289 It sounds like it's coming from Howling Devil's Gorge. 1347 01:12:41,358 --> 01:12:42,256 Yeah, come on, let's go. 1348 01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:43,458 Here. 1349 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:46,194 - Here. - Let's go, men. 1350 01:12:55,105 --> 01:12:56,571 - Watch it. - Unh. 1351 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:02,577 Josh. Josh. 1352 01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:07,715 Pappy, what you doing up there? 1353 01:13:07,784 --> 01:13:12,086 I'm telling myself stories. Nothing else to do up here. 1354 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:13,621 How'd you get up there, Pappy? 1355 01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:16,958 A goldarn brown bear treed me, Josh. 1356 01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:18,593 And I scrambled up the tree, 1357 01:13:18,661 --> 01:13:20,061 and I got caught on this branch. 1358 01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:22,230 Oh, Josh, that branch ain't gonna hold much longer. 1359 01:13:22,298 --> 01:13:24,432 Don't worry, the Army will get him down. 1360 01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:26,701 Try not to move. I'm gonna come and get you. 1361 01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:28,936 Give me the rope. Josh, you be careful. 1362 01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,685 Bailey, throw a rope over that limb. 1363 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,474 Yes, sir. Don't shake the tree, Josh. 1364 01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:35,176 Josh? Is that you, Josh? 1365 01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:36,878 Yeah, that's me. Oh, that's you. 1366 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:38,279 Just take it easy, Pappy. 1367 01:13:38,348 --> 01:13:40,348 All right, Josh, all right. 1368 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:41,816 I trust you. 1369 01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:43,028 Put this rope around your waist. 1370 01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:44,152 Hand it back. 1371 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:45,653 First time I ever trusted the Army. 1372 01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:47,188 Josh, don't tickle me now. 1373 01:13:47,257 --> 01:13:49,056 I'll have you down in just a few seconds. 1374 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,358 All right. The tree's shaking. 1375 01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:52,326 Oh. Josh, Josh. 1376 01:13:52,395 --> 01:13:53,828 Josh. Oops, Josh. Oops, oops! 1377 01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,365 Don't move, Pappy. 1378 01:13:57,434 --> 01:14:00,168 I'm not gonna look down again. Here's another rope. 1379 01:14:00,236 --> 01:14:02,003 Here, I got it. Hand it back to me. 1380 01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:03,504 I hand it back to you, Josh. 1381 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,306 All right, anchor the rope. 1382 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:08,342 Yes, sir. Um, tie it around him. 1383 01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,278 Oh, Josh, don't tickle me. 1384 01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:12,380 I'm scared, but I'm ticklish. 1385 01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:15,249 Just keep talking to me, son. All right. 1386 01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:17,618 Josh, be careful. 1387 01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:20,621 Don't worry, the lieutenant knows what he's doing. 1388 01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:21,756 Oh, Josh. 1389 01:14:21,825 --> 01:14:23,958 Uh, lieutenant, what are you doing? 1390 01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:26,260 Just hang on, Pappy. I'm tying it up, boys. 1391 01:14:26,329 --> 01:14:27,929 Culdain, back up. 1392 01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:29,931 - Where is you, Josh? - I'm right here. 1393 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,899 Okay. 1394 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:34,068 Hang on, Pappy. Am I set just yet? 1395 01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:37,438 All right, don't go too far, Josh. 1396 01:14:38,374 --> 01:14:41,175 If I live, Josh... 1397 01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:42,388 - Josh. - That's it. 1398 01:14:42,412 --> 01:14:44,312 Pull up on the top rope. Yeah. 1399 01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:46,314 Josh. Josh. 1400 01:14:46,382 --> 01:14:48,349 Hold it. That's it. Raise the top rope. 1401 01:14:48,418 --> 01:14:49,884 You there, Josh? Josh? 1402 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,686 I'm here. Take it easy, Pappy. 1403 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:52,653 Okay. 1404 01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:54,122 Okay. All right, now, start pulling. 1405 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,122 Let's pull him in. All right. 1406 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:56,290 Ease up a little. Josh. 1407 01:14:56,359 --> 01:14:58,593 Josh, Josh. Josh, you got me? 1408 01:14:58,661 --> 01:14:59,861 We got you. Oh, Josh. 1409 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:00,761 Yeah, we got you, Pappy. You got me? 1410 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,029 Yep. 1411 01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:03,442 Consarn your hide, Pappy. You like to scare us to death. 1412 01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:04,765 Yeah. 1413 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,567 We thought you was a goner for sure. 1414 01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:09,403 Hey, Pappy, this calls for a celebration, don't it? 1415 01:15:09,472 --> 01:15:10,605 You're darn right, it do. 1416 01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:12,473 Uh, but, Mr. Tatum, uh, 1417 01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:13,953 General Donford is on his way here now... 1418 01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:15,843 and we haven't settled about the lease. 1419 01:15:15,912 --> 01:15:18,779 I have no time to talk about that there kind of foolishness. 1420 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:22,083 We're gonna have the goldangdest party you ever saw. 1421 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:23,417 We're gonna have the biggest one 1422 01:15:23,486 --> 01:15:25,319 since Ma discovered the recipe... 1423 01:15:25,388 --> 01:15:26,921 for the Mountain Maiden's Breath. 1424 01:15:39,102 --> 01:15:40,701 - General. - Hmm? 1425 01:15:40,770 --> 01:15:42,937 It seems like we've been here before. 1426 01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:46,908 Yes, there is something vaguely familiar about the topography. 1427 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:47,708 The what? 1428 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:49,243 Oh, never mind, never mind. 1429 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:50,645 What happened, fellas? 1430 01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:54,248 Miss, we're still looking for Porcupine Flats. 1431 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,818 Oh, well, since you're such persistent critters... 1432 01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,888 I'll show you a real shortcut. 1433 01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:03,524 Right down there. 1434 01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:05,893 Ah, all right, lieutenant. 1435 01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:08,129 Here we go again. Yes, sir. 1436 01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:47,301 Have I heard right, Pappy? 1437 01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:49,236 You getting rid of all your children 1438 01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:50,338 in one fell swoop? 1439 01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:51,772 You heard right, Hairy Willie. 1440 01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:53,140 We ain't getting rid of them. 1441 01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,810 We is gaining three more, two fellas and a gal. 1442 01:16:55,878 --> 01:16:58,312 Oh, that's right, Ma. Three and three is... 1443 01:16:58,381 --> 01:16:59,847 Oh, that's just the beginning. 1444 01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:02,583 Well, we got a heap of toasting to do 1445 01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:03,751 before the night's over. 1446 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:05,152 Well, drink up, Willie. Drink up. 1447 01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:06,921 Stop feeding your face, Jodie, 1448 01:17:06,990 --> 01:17:08,990 and go out there and liven things up a bit. 1449 01:17:09,058 --> 01:17:09,991 Yes, ma'am. 1450 01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:11,592 That's it. Go on, boy. 1451 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,430 ♪ I want a barefoot ballad ♪ 1452 01:17:16,499 --> 01:17:18,666 ♪ Yes, a barefoot ballad ♪ 1453 01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:22,870 ♪ Won't you play for me A down-home country song? ♪ 1454 01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:25,406 ♪ 'Cause when I Kick my shoes off ♪ 1455 01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,742 ♪ Then I kick my blues off ♪ 1456 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:31,679 ♪ With a barefoot ballad You just can't go wrong ♪ 1457 01:17:31,748 --> 01:17:33,748 ♪ Give me A honky-tonky fiddle ♪ 1458 01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:36,884 ♪ With a guitar In the middle of the melody ♪ 1459 01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:39,053 ♪ Bubblin' like a fountain ♪ 1460 01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:41,656 ♪ Swinging out On Smoky Mountain ♪ 1461 01:17:41,724 --> 01:17:45,159 ♪ Barefoot ballad Yes, a barefoot ballad ♪ 1462 01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:49,497 ♪ Won't you play for me A down-home country song? ♪ 1463 01:17:49,565 --> 01:17:51,966 ♪ 'Cause when I Kick my shoes off ♪ 1464 01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:54,201 ♪ Then I kick my blues off ♪ 1465 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:58,406 ♪ With a barefoot ballad You just can't go wrong ♪ 1466 01:17:58,474 --> 01:18:01,108 ♪ Now, the big toe's connected To the two toe ♪ 1467 01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:03,377 ♪ And the two toe's connected To the three toe ♪ 1468 01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:05,846 ♪ And the three toe's connected To the four toe ♪ 1469 01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:08,349 ♪ And the four toe's connected To the five toe ♪ 1470 01:18:08,418 --> 01:18:11,085 ♪ And the five toe ♪ ♪ That's a live toe ♪ 1471 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,687 ♪ And away we go ♪ 1472 01:18:25,368 --> 01:18:29,236 ♪ I want a barefoot ballad Yes, a barefoot ballad ♪ 1473 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:32,673 ♪ Won't you play for me A down-home country song? ♪ 1474 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,742 ♪ 'Cause when I Kick my shoes off ♪ 1475 01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:36,744 ♪ Then I kick my blues off ♪ 1476 01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:40,314 ♪ With a barefoot ballad You just can't go wrong ♪ 1477 01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:43,918 ♪ Now, the big toe's connected To the two toe ♪ 1478 01:18:43,986 --> 01:18:47,755 ♪ And the two toe's connected To the three toe ♪ 1479 01:18:47,824 --> 01:18:51,125 ♪ And the three toe's connected To the four toe ♪ 1480 01:18:51,194 --> 01:18:54,528 ♪ And the four toe's connected To the five toe ♪ 1481 01:18:54,597 --> 01:18:56,442 ♪ And the five toe ♪ ♪ That's a live toe ♪ 1482 01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:58,199 ♪ What's a live toe? ♪ ♪ That's a jive toe ♪ 1483 01:18:58,267 --> 01:18:59,945 ♪ What's a jive toe? ♪ ♪ That's a drive toe ♪ 1484 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:01,469 ♪ Away we go ♪ 1485 01:19:01,537 --> 01:19:04,939 ♪ I want a barefoot ballad Yes, a barefoot ballad ♪ 1486 01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:06,373 ♪ Won't you play for me...? ♪ 1487 01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:08,442 ♪ Play for who? ♪ ♪ Play for him ♪ 1488 01:19:08,511 --> 01:19:09,810 ♪ Play for her ♪ 1489 01:19:09,879 --> 01:19:13,881 ♪ A barefoot ballad song ♪ 1490 01:19:39,709 --> 01:19:42,710 Well, captain, we got a passel of reasons 1491 01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:44,812 to do some celebrating, ha-ha. 1492 01:19:44,881 --> 01:19:46,680 Well, Mr. Tatum, there's only one thing 1493 01:19:46,749 --> 01:19:48,582 that'll give me cause for celebrating. 1494 01:19:48,651 --> 01:19:50,084 And that is if you'll consent to... 1495 01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:52,086 Whoa, whoa! Hold up there. 1496 01:19:52,155 --> 01:19:54,155 Don't talk about that there kind of thing now. 1497 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:55,890 We'll do some raising some ruckus. 1498 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:58,459 We'll have rooting, tooting and boozing. 1499 01:19:58,528 --> 01:20:03,097 Yes. Pappy will make up his mind when he's good and ready. 1500 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:05,432 Tonight. 1501 01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:06,901 You come on with me 1502 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:08,580 and have some of my Mountain Maiden's Breath. 1503 01:20:08,604 --> 01:20:09,748 That'll perk up your spirits. 1504 01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:12,173 Well, I'd be delighted. I'd... 1505 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:16,010 Welcome to the Tatum family, Josh. 1506 01:20:16,078 --> 01:20:17,912 Thank you, Pappy. But what else could I do? 1507 01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:18,813 What? 1508 01:20:18,881 --> 01:20:20,247 I mean, uh, uh, well, 1509 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:22,027 she's about the prettiest thing I ever seen... 1510 01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:23,751 so, uh, why keep looking, huh? 1511 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:26,353 Let me give you some advice, Josh. 1512 01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:28,756 You only got one life to live... 1513 01:20:28,825 --> 01:20:30,958 and life can be rough... 1514 01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:35,162 but if you live it every day all the way... 1515 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,564 once is enough. 1516 01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:39,733 ♪ You can own Just one suit ♪ 1517 01:20:39,802 --> 01:20:43,404 ♪ Worn and torn At the cuff ♪ 1518 01:20:43,472 --> 01:20:47,274 ♪ But if you're living The life that you love ♪ 1519 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:50,010 ♪ Once is enough ♪ 1520 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:52,913 ♪ What's the good Of reaching 90 ♪ 1521 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:57,051 ♪ If you waste 89? ♪ 1522 01:20:58,387 --> 01:21:02,156 ♪ You got one life, So live it ♪ 1523 01:21:02,225 --> 01:21:03,757 ♪ If you don't, It's a crime ♪ 1524 01:21:03,826 --> 01:21:07,228 ♪ Life's a playful puppy ♪ 1525 01:21:07,296 --> 01:21:11,098 ♪ You can grab by the scruff ♪ 1526 01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:14,535 ♪ And if you live every sec What the heck? ♪ 1527 01:21:14,604 --> 01:21:16,937 ♪ Once is enough ♪ 1528 01:21:45,201 --> 01:21:48,235 ♪ Never wait until tomorrow ♪ 1529 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:52,106 ♪ What if it never comes? ♪ 1530 01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:57,278 ♪ Life is a seven-layer ♪ 1531 01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:58,913 ♪ Don't you settle for crumbs ♪ 1532 01:21:58,981 --> 01:22:02,316 ♪ Life's a playful puppy ♪ 1533 01:22:02,385 --> 01:22:05,953 ♪ You can grab by the scruff ♪ 1534 01:22:06,022 --> 01:22:09,590 ♪ And if you live every sec What the heck? ♪ 1535 01:22:09,659 --> 01:22:13,060 ♪ Once is enough ♪ 1536 01:22:13,129 --> 01:22:16,730 ♪ And if you live every sec What the heck? ♪ 1537 01:22:16,799 --> 01:22:19,867 ♪ Once is enough ♪ 1538 01:22:19,936 --> 01:22:23,570 ♪ And if you live every sec What the heck? ♪ 1539 01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:26,774 ♪ Once is enough ♪ 1540 01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:39,053 Hey, Cousin Josh. 1541 01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:43,457 You know, you sing pretty good for a city fella. 1542 01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:45,192 Thank you, Jodie. 1543 01:22:56,639 --> 01:23:00,908 Well, I'm beginning to believe these Tatums don't exist. 1544 01:23:00,977 --> 01:23:03,644 Glug, glug, glug. 1545 01:23:03,713 --> 01:23:05,079 Listen, sir. 1546 01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:08,582 Glug, glug, glug. 1547 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:10,951 Follow that sound. 1548 01:23:11,887 --> 01:23:14,655 Glug, glug, glug. 1549 01:23:14,724 --> 01:23:16,690 Glug, glug, glug. 1550 01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:29,203 And you want me to give up this life 1551 01:23:29,271 --> 01:23:30,838 for a miserable missile base? 1552 01:23:34,877 --> 01:23:38,412 Here, captain, you're next. 1553 01:23:39,615 --> 01:23:41,482 Well... 1554 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:42,983 I might as well go this way, 1555 01:23:43,052 --> 01:23:45,953 as to freeze to death in Greenland. 1556 01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:51,825 Glug, glug, glug... 1557 01:23:51,894 --> 01:23:53,227 We haven't got much time, honey. 1558 01:23:53,295 --> 01:23:55,195 The general's gonna be here any minute. 1559 01:23:55,264 --> 01:23:56,964 If Pappy's too limp to talk to him, 1560 01:23:57,033 --> 01:23:58,565 I don't know what's gonna happen. 1561 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:01,935 Well, we'll just go ask Ma. She'll know what to do. 1562 01:24:02,004 --> 01:24:03,670 Glug, glug. 1563 01:24:03,739 --> 01:24:05,973 Glug, glug, glug. 1564 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:08,575 Glug, glug, glug. 1565 01:24:08,644 --> 01:24:10,878 Glug, glug, glug. 1566 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:20,954 All right, men, pick him up and carry him over there. 1567 01:24:21,023 --> 01:24:24,224 And nobody light a match near him. 1568 01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:30,798 Let's have a little music. 1569 01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:31,999 Let's have a little party. 1570 01:24:41,243 --> 01:24:45,145 Oh, my, my, ain't it a nice party? 1571 01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:48,715 Ma, ain't Pappy ready yet? 1572 01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:49,883 Pappy's always ready. 1573 01:24:49,952 --> 01:24:53,687 What for? Oh, for the talking? 1574 01:24:53,756 --> 01:24:57,991 Oh, now, look out there. He's having such a nice time. 1575 01:25:01,163 --> 01:25:03,997 It was supposed to be a wedding party, Ma. 1576 01:25:04,066 --> 01:25:06,200 It could be a going-away party for all of us. 1577 01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:08,969 You're right, you're right. Now's the time. 1578 01:25:09,038 --> 01:25:12,239 Pappy. Pappy. 1579 01:25:17,346 --> 01:25:18,679 Jodie. 1580 01:25:18,747 --> 01:25:20,681 Jodie. 1581 01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:22,015 Yeah, Ma? 1582 01:25:22,084 --> 01:25:24,518 Bring Pappy here. 1583 01:25:24,587 --> 01:25:26,253 All right. 1584 01:25:35,664 --> 01:25:38,332 Jodie, put me down. Put me down, Jodie. 1585 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:40,601 Put me down. I was just beginning to warm up. 1586 01:25:40,669 --> 01:25:42,069 You put me down. 1587 01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:43,937 I was just beginning to get warmed up. 1588 01:25:44,006 --> 01:25:45,105 Here he is, Ma. 1589 01:25:45,174 --> 01:25:46,440 Pappy, it's time for the talk. 1590 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:48,642 I ain't ready yet. Just a minute, Pappy. 1591 01:25:48,711 --> 01:25:49,910 Oh, yes, you are. 1592 01:25:49,979 --> 01:25:51,712 No, I ain't. 1593 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:53,981 Where's Captain Salbo? 1594 01:25:54,049 --> 01:25:55,482 Captain Salbo? 1595 01:25:56,819 --> 01:26:01,188 Ha-ha. Hey, Captain Salbo, he's laid out over there. 1596 01:26:01,257 --> 01:26:04,024 He's as cold as a well-digger's shovel. 1597 01:26:04,093 --> 01:26:06,860 Azalea, you and Jodie better find him and sober him up... 1598 01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,162 before the general gets here. 1599 01:26:08,230 --> 01:26:10,164 He's in enough trouble as it is. 1600 01:26:10,232 --> 01:26:12,499 Here's the checkers and board. 1601 01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:14,868 All right, Josh, 1602 01:26:14,937 --> 01:26:17,604 but you better make it be good now. 1603 01:26:29,385 --> 01:26:33,053 I think we better go find Captain Salbo. 1604 01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:40,294 Ah, good night, dear. I love you too. 1605 01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:46,433 He's over here by the hog pen. 1606 01:26:47,937 --> 01:26:49,970 - Oh, boy. - Captain. 1607 01:26:50,039 --> 01:26:51,805 Captain, wake up. 1608 01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:53,574 Wake up, captain. 1609 01:26:53,642 --> 01:26:54,975 Wake up. 1610 01:26:55,044 --> 01:26:56,276 Yes, general. 1611 01:26:56,345 --> 01:26:59,213 Captain, come on. 1612 01:27:08,290 --> 01:27:10,290 Troop, fall in! 1613 01:27:12,628 --> 01:27:14,194 Attention! 1614 01:27:14,263 --> 01:27:17,164 Captain Salbo. Oh, look at him. 1615 01:27:17,233 --> 01:27:19,166 I was wondering when you was gonna get here. 1616 01:27:19,235 --> 01:27:20,734 We've been wandering for six hours. 1617 01:27:20,803 --> 01:27:22,035 Captain Salbo. 1618 01:27:22,104 --> 01:27:23,904 Uh, general, sir, I'd like to present, 1619 01:27:23,973 --> 01:27:25,472 uh, Miss Selena Tatum... 1620 01:27:25,541 --> 01:27:27,841 and Miss Azalea Tatum, and this is Jodie Tatum, sir. 1621 01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:29,142 How do you do? 1622 01:27:29,211 --> 01:27:31,044 It looks like you took the wrong turn. 1623 01:27:31,113 --> 01:27:33,080 Captain Salbo, where is Mr. Tatum? 1624 01:27:33,148 --> 01:27:35,182 Howdy, howdy, general. I'm Ma Tatum. 1625 01:27:35,251 --> 01:27:37,017 Hey, you've done missed half the fun. 1626 01:27:37,086 --> 01:27:38,986 Yes, but we're not here for fun. 1627 01:27:39,054 --> 01:27:40,294 - Captain Salbo... - Gals, gals. 1628 01:27:40,322 --> 01:27:41,855 Why don't you take the general 1629 01:27:41,924 --> 01:27:43,323 for some liquor and vittles? 1630 01:27:43,392 --> 01:27:45,425 You must be hungry as a bear with his throat cut. 1631 01:27:45,494 --> 01:27:46,526 Salbo...! 1632 01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:48,095 No, don't bother the captain now. 1633 01:27:48,163 --> 01:27:50,664 He's headed for a big conflab with Pappy. 1634 01:27:53,969 --> 01:27:55,535 As you were, men. 1635 01:28:12,988 --> 01:28:14,521 You see, Pappy... 1636 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,223 if the Army builds its own road 1637 01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:17,991 on the other side of the mountain... 1638 01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:22,029 the traffic to the missile base won't bother you at all. 1639 01:28:22,097 --> 01:28:24,264 Crown my king. 1640 01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:30,837 Crown my king. 1641 01:28:32,508 --> 01:28:35,509 But the missiles and the gas buggies... 1642 01:28:35,577 --> 01:28:38,612 they'll whomp the daylights out of the hunting. 1643 01:28:38,681 --> 01:28:41,548 Captain, wake up. Captain. 1644 01:28:41,617 --> 01:28:42,994 Jodie, you better give him another jolt. 1645 01:28:43,018 --> 01:28:44,651 All right. 1646 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,421 Ma always said you're supposed to fight fire with fire... 1647 01:28:47,489 --> 01:28:50,891 but looks like he's pretty well burned out already. 1648 01:28:50,959 --> 01:28:54,328 Captain, wake up. Please, sir. Captain, sir. 1649 01:28:54,396 --> 01:28:57,664 Yes, sir, general. I'm ready to take my medicine. 1650 01:28:57,733 --> 01:29:00,534 Greenland can't be any rougher than Big Smoky. 1651 01:29:00,602 --> 01:29:03,437 You better come on, captain. The general's here right now. 1652 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:05,305 Come on, captain. Get up. 1653 01:29:05,374 --> 01:29:07,407 Attaboy. Yes, sir. There you go. 1654 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:10,677 I'm all right, men. I'm all right. 1655 01:29:10,746 --> 01:29:13,847 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1656 01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:17,150 Have some more Maiden's Breath, general? 1657 01:29:17,219 --> 01:29:18,618 Mm-mm, thank you. 1658 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:20,420 And some more pickled possum tails. 1659 01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:23,190 Captain just loves them. 1660 01:29:23,258 --> 01:29:25,125 Uh... 1661 01:29:25,194 --> 01:29:27,294 Why, thank you. 1662 01:29:30,499 --> 01:29:34,434 When do you think this conference will end, Mrs. Tatum? 1663 01:29:34,503 --> 01:29:36,403 Oh, well, that's hard to tell, general. 1664 01:29:36,472 --> 01:29:38,472 I've known Pappy to stay up there over a week 1665 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,040 when he's undecided. 1666 01:29:40,109 --> 01:29:42,109 A week. 1667 01:29:52,354 --> 01:29:54,087 I'm sorry, son. 1668 01:29:54,156 --> 01:29:56,089 Pappy, just think... No, no, no. 1669 01:29:56,158 --> 01:29:57,591 I'm sorry. 1670 01:29:57,659 --> 01:30:00,460 I can't see letting my mountain get discombobulated... 1671 01:30:00,529 --> 01:30:02,929 with a lot of government critters 1672 01:30:02,998 --> 01:30:05,899 and a lot of, uh, machinery... 1673 01:30:05,968 --> 01:30:07,934 and a lot of noise. 1674 01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:09,503 And a lot of... 1675 01:30:09,571 --> 01:30:11,905 Just think of the improvements, Pappy. 1676 01:30:21,016 --> 01:30:24,251 Oh, Mr. Tatum. Mr. Tatum, what about the lease? 1677 01:30:24,319 --> 01:30:25,952 I can't do anything about it. 1678 01:30:26,021 --> 01:30:27,187 Well, why not? 1679 01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:28,722 If it weren't for them, 1680 01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:31,691 well, we wouldn't have found the gals we was gonna marry. 1681 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:35,295 You's gonna marry? I can't do nothing about that. 1682 01:30:35,364 --> 01:30:37,197 Pappy. 1683 01:30:37,266 --> 01:30:38,365 Come on, captain. 1684 01:30:41,670 --> 01:30:43,270 Lieutenant, what happened? 1685 01:30:43,338 --> 01:30:44,749 What happened? I was counting on you. 1686 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:47,107 I'm sorry. I just ran out of persuading. 1687 01:30:47,176 --> 01:30:49,676 But the general is here. Do you know what this means? 1688 01:30:49,745 --> 01:30:51,311 Greenland. I know, captain. 1689 01:30:51,380 --> 01:30:54,881 I used every argument that... 1690 01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:58,752 I didn't use every argument. Just a minute, captain. 1691 01:31:02,858 --> 01:31:04,691 Here. 1692 01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:06,026 Wha...? Here. 1693 01:31:14,403 --> 01:31:15,669 Pappy. 1694 01:31:15,737 --> 01:31:17,504 Josh, don't you know enough 1695 01:31:17,573 --> 01:31:21,441 not to try to turn me around once I made up my mind? 1696 01:31:21,510 --> 01:31:25,679 Oh, general, it don't look so good. 1697 01:31:25,747 --> 01:31:28,915 It don't? Uh, it doesn't? 1698 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:30,484 Hey, Pappy, listen... 1699 01:31:36,058 --> 01:31:37,390 Whoopee! 1700 01:31:37,459 --> 01:31:39,459 Why didn't you tell me that in the first place? 1701 01:31:39,528 --> 01:31:41,061 Oh, Josh. 1702 01:31:41,129 --> 01:31:42,462 Mr. Tatum. 1703 01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:44,431 Guess what, captain. What? 1704 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,199 We made it. We made it? 1705 01:31:46,268 --> 01:31:47,734 Didn't we? 1706 01:31:48,804 --> 01:31:50,437 Ma, we... 1707 01:31:50,506 --> 01:31:52,639 Attention! 1708 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:53,807 As you were. 1709 01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:54,741 Sir. 1710 01:31:54,810 --> 01:31:56,443 May I present Lieutenant Morgan. 1711 01:31:56,512 --> 01:31:58,078 Sir. Yes. 1712 01:31:58,146 --> 01:32:01,047 I recognize him from his picture in the gazette. 1713 01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:02,549 General, this is Pappy Tatum. 1714 01:32:02,618 --> 01:32:04,258 - Mr. Tatum. - Tell him, Pappy. 1715 01:32:04,319 --> 01:32:07,854 General, uh, I'll sign that there lease... 1716 01:32:07,923 --> 01:32:10,524 if, uh, uh... 1717 01:32:10,592 --> 01:32:12,926 Josh, you tell them what you done promised me. 1718 01:32:12,995 --> 01:32:17,030 It's just, uh, three small provisions, sir. 1719 01:32:17,099 --> 01:32:20,400 Number one, he receive $1,000 a month for the land. 1720 01:32:20,469 --> 01:32:23,837 Good price. Whose side you on, lieutenant? 1721 01:32:23,906 --> 01:32:26,239 He's with the United States Army. 1722 01:32:26,308 --> 01:32:27,974 And, uh, number two, 1723 01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:29,787 that the Army engineers build a private road... 1724 01:32:29,811 --> 01:32:31,611 on the other side of the mountain. 1725 01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:35,015 A new and direct route to Porcupine Flats? 1726 01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:36,983 I'll be glad to agree to that, lieutenant. 1727 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:39,419 And then I promised him a military patrol... 1728 01:32:39,488 --> 01:32:41,688 to see that no government personnel trespass... 1729 01:32:41,757 --> 01:32:43,857 on this side of Big Smoky Mountain. 1730 01:32:43,926 --> 01:32:47,093 I'll agree to that. It's a deal, Mr. Tatum. 1731 01:32:47,162 --> 01:32:48,495 The military police patrol 1732 01:32:48,564 --> 01:32:50,730 can also protect the government personnel... 1733 01:32:50,799 --> 01:32:52,599 from the mountain maidens. 1734 01:32:52,668 --> 01:32:54,134 Well done, captain. 1735 01:32:55,938 --> 01:32:57,170 Thank you, sir. 1736 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,910 Oh, uh, uh, lieutenant. 1737 01:33:03,979 --> 01:33:04,979 Yes, sir. 1738 01:33:05,047 --> 01:33:06,713 Uh, just what did you tell Mr. Tatum 1739 01:33:06,782 --> 01:33:08,615 that made him change his mind? 1740 01:33:08,684 --> 01:33:10,050 Just that all government personnel 1741 01:33:10,118 --> 01:33:12,652 would be kept off this side of the mountain. 1742 01:33:12,721 --> 01:33:15,221 Well, why did you tell him a thing like that? 1743 01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:18,224 Sir, revenuers are government personnel, aren't they? 1744 01:33:18,293 --> 01:33:22,329 Yes, I... Oh, yeah. 1745 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:32,072 ♪ Well, I've got a gal She's as cute as she can be ♪ 1746 01:33:33,642 --> 01:33:34,975 ♪ She's a distant cousin ♪ 1747 01:33:35,043 --> 01:33:39,012 ♪ But she's not Too distant with me ♪ 1748 01:33:39,081 --> 01:33:41,081 ♪ We kiss ♪ ALL: ♪ We kiss ♪ 1749 01:33:41,149 --> 01:33:42,849 ♪ All night ♪ ALL: ♪ All night ♪ 1750 01:33:42,918 --> 01:33:44,284 ♪ I squeeze ♪ ALL: ♪ I'll squeeze ♪ 1751 01:33:44,353 --> 01:33:45,752 ♪ Her tight ♪ ALL: ♪ Her tight ♪ 1752 01:33:45,821 --> 01:33:47,520 ♪ But we're kissin' cousins ♪ 1753 01:33:47,589 --> 01:33:49,022 ♪ That's what makes it All right ♪ 1754 01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:50,890 ♪ All right, All right, all right ♪ 1755 01:33:50,959 --> 01:33:56,363 ♪ Oh, I've got a gal And she taught me how to live ♪ 1756 01:33:56,431 --> 01:34:01,901 ♪ She can give a lot And she's got a lot to give ♪ 1757 01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:03,336 ♪ We kiss ♪ ALL: ♪ We kiss ♪ 1758 01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:05,038 ♪ All night ♪ ALL: ♪ All night ♪ 1759 01:34:05,107 --> 01:34:06,740 ♪ I squeeze ♪ ALL: ♪ I'll squeeze ♪ 1760 01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:08,048 ♪ Her tight ♪ ALL: ♪ Her tight ♪ 1761 01:34:08,076 --> 01:34:10,010 ♪ But we're kissin' cousins ♪ 1762 01:34:10,078 --> 01:34:11,778 ♪ That's what makes it All right ♪ 1763 01:34:11,847 --> 01:34:13,947 ♪ All right, all right, All right ♪ 1764 01:34:14,016 --> 01:34:16,850 ♪ Yeah, we're all cousins ♪ 1765 01:34:16,918 --> 01:34:19,686 ♪ That's what I believe ♪ 1766 01:34:19,755 --> 01:34:25,125 ♪ Because we're children Of Adam and Eve ♪ 1767 01:34:25,193 --> 01:34:28,928 ♪ I got a gal And she wants a lot of love ♪ 1768 01:34:30,365 --> 01:34:35,669 ♪ That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of ♪ 1769 01:34:35,737 --> 01:34:37,137 ♪ We'll kiss ♪ ALL: ♪ We kiss ♪ 1770 01:34:37,205 --> 01:34:39,039 ♪ All night ♪ ALL: ♪ All night ♪ 1771 01:34:39,107 --> 01:34:40,674 ♪ I'll squeeze ♪ ALL: ♪ I'll squeeze ♪ 1772 01:34:40,742 --> 01:34:42,308 ♪ Her tight ♪ ALL: ♪ Her tight ♪ 1773 01:34:42,377 --> 01:34:43,955 ♪ We'll be kissin' cousins ♪ 1774 01:34:43,979 --> 01:34:45,779 ♪ And that'll make it All right ♪ 1775 01:34:45,847 --> 01:34:47,647 ♪ All right, all right, All right ♪ 1776 01:34:47,716 --> 01:34:49,716 ♪ We'll be kissin' cousins ♪ 1777 01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:51,084 ♪ That'll make it all right ♪ 1778 01:34:51,153 --> 01:34:53,753 ♪ All right, All right, all right ♪ 1779 01:34:53,822 --> 01:34:56,923 ♪ Yeah, we're all cousins ♪ 1780 01:34:56,992 --> 01:34:59,392 ♪ That's what I believe ♪ 1781 01:34:59,461 --> 01:35:04,664 ♪ 'Cause we're all children Of Adam and Eve ♪ 1782 01:35:04,733 --> 01:35:06,533 ♪ Now, I got a gal ♪ 1783 01:35:06,601 --> 01:35:08,268 ♪ And she wants a lot of love ♪ 1784 01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:15,575 ♪ That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of ♪ 1785 01:35:15,644 --> 01:35:17,043 ♪ We'll kiss ♪ ALL: ♪ We kiss ♪ 1786 01:35:17,112 --> 01:35:18,945 ♪ All night ♪ ALL: ♪ All night ♪ 1787 01:35:19,014 --> 01:35:20,425 ♪ I'll squeeze ♪ ALL: ♪ I'll squeeze ♪ 1788 01:35:20,449 --> 01:35:21,915 ♪ Her tight ♪ ALL: ♪ Her tight ♪ 1789 01:35:21,983 --> 01:35:23,616 ♪ We'll be kissin' cousins ♪ 1790 01:35:23,685 --> 01:35:25,185 ♪ That'll make it all right ♪ 1791 01:35:25,253 --> 01:35:27,620 ♪ All right, All right, all right ♪ 1792 01:35:27,689 --> 01:35:29,422 ♪ We'll be kissin' cousins ♪ 1793 01:35:29,491 --> 01:35:31,024 ♪ That'll make it all right ♪ 1794 01:35:31,093 --> 01:35:33,059 ♪ All right, All right, all right ♪ 1795 01:35:54,750 --> 01:36:01,221 ♪ Cousins Kissin' cousins ♪ 1796 01:36:01,289 --> 01:36:05,425 ♪ Kissin's allowed 'Cos we're proud ♪ 1797 01:36:05,494 --> 01:36:09,062 ♪ To be cousins ♪ 1798 01:36:09,131 --> 01:36:11,531 ♪ What's a little teasin' Huggin' and a-squeezin' ♪ 1799 01:36:12,901 --> 01:36:16,669 ♪ Between us cousins ♪130863

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