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>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
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HEY, FLAPJACK.
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COME WITH ME!
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WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
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>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪
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♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
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NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
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>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪
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>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪
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>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
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>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
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>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
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>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
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[ SPLASH ]
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>> Flapjack: WOW!
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>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY PICTURE?!
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I'M A WAY BETTER ADVENTURER THAN ANY OF THESE BEEFCAKES.
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YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT ADVENTURERS ARE SUPPOSED TO
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LOOK LIKE, DO YA?
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>> Flapjack: WELL, THEY DO HAVE PRETTY BIG ARMS.
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>> K'nuckles: WELL, OF COURSE THEY GOT BIG ARMS!
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ALL THEY DO ALL DAY IS RUN AROUND PUMPING IRON AND COMBING
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THEIR HAIR!
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NO, FLAPJACK, THAT'S NOT AN ADVENTURER.
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BESIDES, I CAN DO 20 PUSH-UPS A MINUTE AND GET THAT BUFF.
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIP MY JACKET.
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>> Flapjack: REALLY?
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>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE!
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NOW, COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ADVENTURER GETS HIS
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PORTRAIT PAINTED.
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[ DOOR OPENS ] FLAPJACK!
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>> IT TAKES MANY YEARS TO MASTER THE ART OF PAINTING.
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BUT I THINK I COULD HONESTLY SAY THAT THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING
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I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.
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HUH!
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>> K'nuckles: REALLY?
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>> OH, YES.
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IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
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>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] >> COME DOWN. COME DOWN.
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THE PAINTING IS FINISHED.
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MADAM, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU MY NEWEST MASTERPIECE...
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"MOTHER WITH CHILD."
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[ DING! ] >> K'nuckles: IS THIS SOME KIND
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OF JOKE?!
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>> NO JOKE. THIS IS YOU.
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>> Flapjack: PRETTY GOOD, HUH, CAP'N?
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>> K'nuckles: NO!
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NOT PRETTY GOOD!
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I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!
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THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE, AND -- HEY, FATTY, MOVE IT.
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I NEED TO USE THE MIRROR -- HUH?
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[ CREAK! ] [ SQUISH! ]
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> OOH, IT FITS PERFECTLY ON THIS WALL.
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>> K'nuckles: WHAT?! WHAT WALL?!
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>> THE WALL DEDICATED TO EXPECTANT MOTHERS.
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>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DING! ]
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I'M NOT PREGNANT!
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>> WAIT, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH
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TRIPLETS!
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>> WHO'S 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS?
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>> THAT FAT, UGLY LADY WITH...
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TRIPLETS!
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>> GOOD FOR HER.
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>> K'nuckles: COME ON!
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>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, CAP'N?
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>> K'nuckles: MY DIET MAPLE SYRUP.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO LOSE ALL THIS WEIGHT -- EXERCISE AND
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HEALTHY EATING.
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>> Flapjack: HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?
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>> K'nuckles: A REAL ADVENTURER LIKE ME -- I'LL BE BACK TO
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NORMAL IN A WEEK.
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[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] >> Flapjack: WOW!
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WHEN DO WE START?
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>> K'nuckles: TOMORROW.
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ALL GOOD WORKOUT ROUTINES START IN THE MORNING.
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[ SNORING ] HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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I'M GONNA RUN UP AND DOWN THOSE STAIRS UNTIL MY BODY GIVES OUT.
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AND THEN I'LL REST WHILE MY MUSCLES REBUILD.
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AND WHEN I WAKE UP, I'LL DO IT AGAIN.
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[ DRUMROLL ] [ SPLASH! ]
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>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
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K'NUCKLES!
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THERE YOU ARE.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPSTAIRS.
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>> K'nuckles: HUH? OH, YEAH.
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I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.
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>> Flapjack: HOW MANY OF THOSE MAPLE SYRUPS HAVE YOU HAD?
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>> K'nuckles: EIGHT.
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BUT THEY'RE DIET.
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THERE ARE WAY LESS "CAMOMIES" IN A DIET MAPLE.
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>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE "CAMOMIES"?
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>> K'nuckles: IT'S DIET STUFF!
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YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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BUT TRUST ME, JUST LIFTING THIS BOTTLE TO DRINK IT BURNS THE
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SAME AMOUNT OF "CAMELBEES" AS RUNNING UP ALL THEM STAIRS.
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>> Flapjack: HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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WHY DO YOU JUST RUN UP THOSE STAIRS?
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>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.
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>> Flapjack: [ Whining ] BUT WHAT ABOUT BEING BACK TO NORMAL
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IN A WEEK?
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>> K'nuckles: EH.
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>> Flapjack: AW!
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[ KNOCKING ] WHO COULD THAT BE?
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>> K'nuckles: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT AFTER YOU MAKE 'EM LEAVE, CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER DIET
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MAPLE?
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THIS WEIGHT ISN'T GONNA LOSE ITSELF.
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>> Flapjack: HELLO?
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HUBBA-WHA?!
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[ Echoing ] A REAL ADVENTURER!
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>> HEY.
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>> Flapjack: C-C-CAN I HELP YOU?
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>> YES, I WAS AT THE PORTRAIT PAINTERS PICKING UP SOME OF MY
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ADVENTURE GLAMOUR SHOTS WHEN I SAW THIS PAINTING.
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>> Both: HUH?
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>> THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.
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AND I MUST MEET HER.
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>> Bubbie: [ SNICKERING ] >> WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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IS MY LOVE HERE OR NOT?
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I MUST SPEAK WITH HER.
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>> Bubbie: [ SNICKERING ] >> Flapjack: UM...K'NUCKLES
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ISN'T PREGNANT.
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>> [ GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AND HE'S A MAN.
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>> [ GASPS ] N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] PLEASE, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.
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MY THERAPIST SAYS THAT I FALL IN LOVE TOO FAST.
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AND I-I SUPPOSE SHE WAS RIGHT.
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I'M SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.
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>> Bubbie: WAIT!
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>> HMM?
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>> Bubbie: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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I WOULDN'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH MY MANY TALES OF ADVENTURE.
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>> Bubbie: OH, I INSIST.
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WE JUST LOVE ADVENTURE STORIES, DON'T WE, PUD'N?
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>> Flapjack: [ Whimpering ] YEP!
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>> WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD STAY.
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BUT ON ONE CONDITION.
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>> Both: WHAT?
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>> THAT I BE ALLOWED TO HUNT AND WRESTLE OUR MEALS.
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>> Flapjack: WHOA!
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ] SO, THEN WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>> WELL, I DID THE ONLY THING I COULD DO.
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I SAID, "SORRY, GUY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR HORSE."
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AND THEN I WRESTLED HIM, TOO!
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[ BOTH LAUGHING MANICALLY ] >> Bubbie: [ GIGGLES ]
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[ LAUGHTER STOPS ] >> K'nuckles: HUH? HMM? HMM.
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>> MM-HMM. HMM.
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WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
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HERE I AM MONOPOLIZING THE CONVERSATION, AND I FORGOT TO
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SEE IF THAT GUY ON THE COUCH HAD ANY STORIES.
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>> K'nuckles: I GOT A STORY FOR YOU, YOU --
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>> Flapjack: HIS NAME'S CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, AND HE'S THE
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GREATEST ADVENTURER EVER!
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HE CAN EVEN DO 20 PUSH-UPS!
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HE JUST WON'T 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RIP HIS JACKET!
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RIGHT, CAP'N?
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>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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>> 20? HOW ABOUT 200?
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[ WHOOSH! ] YOU KNOW, SOME SAY THE ONLY
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JACKET A TRUE ADVENTURER NEEDS IS HIS OWN MUSCLES.
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>> Flapjack: OOH!
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>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! ]
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[ CRACK! ] >> WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
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>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?
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>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ANGRILY ] >> Flapjack: REAL ADVENTURER
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INVITED ME ON AN ADVENTURE, AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY
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WITH YOU.
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>> K'nuckles: I DON'T CARE.
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DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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>> Flapjack: ARE YOU SURE?
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>> K'nuckles: YES!
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>> FLAPJACK, YOU COMING?
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[ DOINK! ] [ WARBLE! ]
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>> K'nuckles: FLAP, WAIT! HEY!
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[ HORSE NEIGHING ] [ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> Bubbie: WELL, YOU REALLY BLEW IT THIS TIME.
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>> K'nuckles: HE'S NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU EITHER!
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>> Bubbie: I KNOW HE ISN'T!
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YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW I'M STUCK IN THIS OCEAN AND CAN'T GET UP
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ON THE DOCKS WITH MY BABY?!
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BUT YOU...YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT WITH HIM.
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BUT INSTEAD, YOU JUST LAY AROUND DRINKING MAPLE SYRUP, BEING ALL
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KINDS OF LAZY!
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IT'S NO WONDER HE RAN OFF LIKE HE DID.
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CAN'T EVEN DO A PUSH-UP.
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EVEN I CAN DO A PUSH-UP, AND I'M A WHALE!
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>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>> Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA USE THIS LAZY BUTT TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
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AND WIN FLAPJACK BACK.
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HOLD MY FEET SO I CAN DO SOME SIT-UPS, WILL YA?
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>> Bubbie: HEY, K'NUCKLES?
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>> K'nuckles: WHAT?
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>> Bubbie: I'M PROUD OF YOU.
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>> K'nuckles: JUST HOLD MY LEGS DOWN.
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[ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! ]
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>> Bubbie: COME ON! COME ON!
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>> K'nuckles: AAH, NUTS TO THIS!
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I'M JUST GONNA GO SPY ON THEM!
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[ RATTLING ] >> Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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NOW?
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>> K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN'T LET 'EM KNOW I'M SPYING ON THEM, CAN
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I?
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BESIDES, I DON'T WANT EVERYONE IN STORMALONG TELLING ME I'M
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PREGNANT.
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>> YOU'RE PREGNANT?
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>> K'nuckles: NO!
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>> AW.
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>> ♪ HO! ♪ [ WHIP CRACKS ]
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[ HORSE NEIGHS ] AH-WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] >> ♪ ADVENTURE IS A SAD THING ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪ ♪ DANGER ISN'T DANGEROUS ♪
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♪ SINCE YOU LEFT HOME ♪ >> ♪ NO ♪
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>> [ NEIGHING ] >> ♪ TRY TO FIGHT IT ♪
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♪ TRY TO HIDE IT ♪ ♪ BUT EVERYWHERE I GO I FIND
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THAT ♪ ♪ ADVENTURE IS SAD THING ♪
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♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪
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[ WHISTLING ] >> [ NEIGHING ]
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>> [ WHISTLING CONTINUES ] >> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]
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FLAPJACK!
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FLAP!
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>> ♪ A SAD THING WITHOUT YOU ♪ >> K'nuckles: [ SOBBING ]
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[ DISTANT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Flapjack: WHOO!
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>> OH!
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SO...FLAPJACK, WE'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER
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LATELY.
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>> Flapjack: YEAH!
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>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] YEAH, AND IT'S BEEN GREAT.
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AND, WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU.
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WILL YOU...SET SAIL WITH ME?
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>> Flapjack: Yes.
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>> K'nuckles: NO!
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[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: "YES" IS WHAT I
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WOULD SAY...
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>> K'nuckles: HUH?
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>> Flapjack: ...IF I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU.
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I CAN'T LEAVE BUBBIE AND K'NUCKLES.
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ADVENTURING WITH YOU HAS BEEN A LOT OF FUN, BUT I BELONG HERE IN
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STORMALONG...FOR NOW.
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>> I...I UNDERSTAND.
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BUT, FLAPJACK, DO YOU THINK WE COULD STILL BE --
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[ DOOR SLAMS ] FLAPJACK?
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>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] K'NUCKIE!
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>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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IN THIS COSTUME?
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>> K'nuckles: AH, NOTHING.
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WHERE'S CAPTAIN HAIRDO?
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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.
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>> Flapjack: HIS ADVENTURES ALWAYS WENT WELL.
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AND, WELL, THEY WEREN'T VERY MUCH FUN.
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[ LAUGHS ] WHAT FUN'S THAT?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: COME ON, LET'S GO
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TO THE CANDY BARREL AND TELL EVERYONE I'M PREGNANT SO WE CAN
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CUT IN LINE!
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[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU LOOK SKINNY.
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HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT?
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[ DISTANT LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ]
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>> K'nuckles: OH, YOU HAVE SOME RAINBOW ON YA.
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[ TWINKLE! ] OOH, NOW IT'S ON ME!
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>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] LOOK! IT'S SWANS!
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AND WHERE THERE'S SWANS, THERE'S HAPPY SONGS!
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>> K'nuckles: I WANT TO GO THERE!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ [ SWANS QUACK ]
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♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ ♪ LA LA LA ♪
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>> Flapjack: Use your inside voice.
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>> K'nuckles: OOPSIES!
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>> ♪ LA LA LA ♪ ♪ LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ [ RUMBLING ]
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>> Flapjack: IT'S THE MOODY MANTICORE THAT WANTS TO DESTROY
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OUR HAPPINESS ON HAPPY ISLAND!
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>> [ ROARS ] >> K'nuckles: DON'T LET HIM HAVE
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MY HAPPINESS, FLAPPY!
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>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL PROTECT IT.
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>> K'nuckles: HOW?!
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>> Flapjack: WITH MY TICKLING!
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[ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ]
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>> [ LAUGHING ] THANK YOU, ADVENTURER!
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I DON'T FEEL MOODY ANYMORE!
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CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF YOUR FABULOUS TICKLES?
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[ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] >> Bubbie: AND THEY ALL LIVED
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HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON HAPPY ISLAND.
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THE END.
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>> Flapjack: YAY!
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I LOVE THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE ME BLOW THE BIG BUBBLES, BUT
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K'NUCKLES WAS TOO SCARED TO GET IN, AND I TOLD HIM HE WAS ACTING
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LIKE A BABY 'CAUSE HE WAS!
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BUT THEN HE DIDN'T CARE, AND WE BOTH STARTED TICKLING!
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[ LAUGHS ] YOU TOLD THAT SO GOOD, BUBBIE.
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[ SNIFFLES ] WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART,
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CAP'N?
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>> K'nuckles: I HATE BEDTIME FABLES.
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>> Bubbie: THEY'RE NOT FABLES.
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THEY'RE SUCCULENT STORIES THAT WHISK YOU AWAY TO MAGICAL
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PLACES.
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>> K'nuckles: WELL, THEY'RE NOT SO MAGICAL TO ME!
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YOU ALWAYS MAKE FLAP THE HERO!
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AND I ALWAYS SOUND LIKE A BIG BABY!
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>> Bubbie: REALLY?
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I NEVER NOTICED.
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>> K'nuckles: AND WHAT'S WITH THE HAPPY ENDINGS ALL THE TIME?
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THAT ONE HAD THE WORST HAPPY ENDING EVER.
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I MEAN, WHAT?
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WE DEFEATED A VENOMOUS MANTICORE WITH -- WITH TICKLERS?
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THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!
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>> Bubbie: FINE.
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OKAY, HERE'S ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING.
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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LONELY SKIFF ADRIFT AT SEA IN A
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STORM.
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>> Flapjack: CLOSE YOUR EYES, CAP'N.
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It feels more real that way.
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>> K'nuckles: OHH.
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[ HARP PLAYS ] >> Flapjack: OKAY, BUBBIE, WE'RE
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HERE.
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NOW WHAT?
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>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
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THIS DOESN'T SEEM TOO STORMY!
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>> Bubbie: THERE WERE 5-FOOT WAVES.
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>> K'nuckles: EH.
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>> Bubbie: 10-FOOT WAVES?
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>> Flapjack: WHOA!
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>> K'nuckles: EH.
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>> Bubbie: 100-FOOT WAVES!
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>> K'nuckles: NOW WE'RE TALKING!
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>> Bubbie: AND THE SAILS WERE...
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TATTERED!
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>> K'nuckles: TATTERED?
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>> Bubbie: ON FIRE!
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>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
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>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS!
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>> K'nuckles: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
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>> Flapjack: THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> Bubbie: UH...UH...
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>> K'nuckles: BRING HER HOME, BUBBIE!
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>> Bubbie: A-A-AND THEN...
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FLAPJACK USES HIS TICKLERS!
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>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
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>> Flapjack: TICKLING!
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YIPPEE!
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[ LAUGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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WHOOPEE!
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] BUNNIES!
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[ GIGGLING ] >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RUINING
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THIS, KID!
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>> Bubbie: I GUESS I CAN'T TELL STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS.
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>> K'nuckles: WHATEVER!
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I'M LEAVING!
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>> Flapjack: WAIT.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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>> K'nuckles: TO THE OPPOSITE OF HERE!
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COME ON!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ] I USED TO COME HERE AS A KID,
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LISTEN TO STORIES ABOUT LIFE, REAL LIFE.
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NO BUNNIES OR RAINBOWS, I'LL TELL YA THAT MUCH.
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>> [ Echoing ] GATHER ROUND.
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AND SHUT YOUR EYES!
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I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU LOOKING AT ME WHILE I'M TELLING STORIES!
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THIS BE THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.
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IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO TONIGHT.
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I WAS ON A WRECKING SHIP IN THE SEA OF TEETH.
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MY ACCOMMODATIONS WERE ECONOMY CLASS.
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YOU'VE BEEN AT SEA FOR NEARLY EIGHT MONTHS.
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YOU'RE OUT OF FOOD...AND WATER.
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>> AAH! AAH!
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>> AAH! AAH!
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YOUR MASTER WAS SICK WITH THE SCURVY, SO WEAK HE COULD BARELY
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LIFT YOUR WHIP.
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>> [ Voice breaking ] COME ON, YOU GUYS, ROW!
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>> AND THEN THINGS GOT BAD.
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[ CRASH! ] WE BUMPED INTO A SEA MONSTER.
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>> [ HOWLING ] >> HE GRABBED OUR SHIP AND
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LIFTED IT OUT OF THE WATER.
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>> [ ROARS ] >> IT WAS A HORRIFIC SIGHT!
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I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
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USE THE TICKLERS!
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[ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] >> [ LAUGHING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHING INTENSIFIES ]
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>> K'nuckles: HOW WAS THAT THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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YOU YA?!
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>> 'CAUSE MY OAR BROKE?
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>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP!
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THAT PLACE HAS CHANGED.
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WHERE ELSE CAN WE GO TO GET AN UNHAPPY ENDING?
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>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT DR. BARBER'S?
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>> K'nuckles: YEAH, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LEAVING THAT PLACE
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CRYING.
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[ RATTLE! ] >> HMM. HMM.
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[ BELL RINGS ] AH, CUSTOMERS.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY STORIES?
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>> SURGERY?
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>> Flapjack: NO, JUST STORIES.
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>> K'nuckles: YEAH, ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING.
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>> HMM.
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AH!
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SO, THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS -- K'NUCKLES -- K'NUPPLES --
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K'NAPPLES AND JACKFLAP.
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AND THEY THINK THEY WANT A STORY.
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BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS SURGERY.
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THEY DRINK SOME OF DR. BARBER'S TEA AND FALL ASLEEP.
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AND WHEN THEY WAKE UP...
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SURGERY!
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>> WOOF! WOOF!
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>> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?
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>> K'nuckles: I WANTED AN UNHAPPY ENDING, NOT A CREEPSHOW.
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>> I HEARD YOU BOYS WERE LOOKING FOR UNHAPPY ENDINGS.
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>> K'nuckles: YEAH, DO YOU GOT SOME?
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[ HARP PLAYS ] >> NO, MY LIFE'S AWESOME.
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BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE CANDY BARREL?
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>> HMM.
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SO, STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS, HUH?
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SORRY, FELLAS.
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ALL MY STORIES ARE...
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] [ SIGHS ]
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...FUNNY.
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CANDY WIFE, DO YOU GOT ANY?
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YEAH, TELL 'EM THAT ONE!
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DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE PART WITH THE FISH.
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SHE ALWAYS LEAVES OUT THE FISH.
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>> THE ENDING TO THE STORY IS THE BEST PART.
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>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE IT'S UNHAPPY?
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>> NO, BECAUSE IT ENDS WHERE IT STARTED.
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YOU SEE, IT'S A CYCLICAL ENDING.
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>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ] >> THAT'S NOT REALLY AN ENDING.
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IT'S MORE OF A TAGLINE.
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>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ] >> THAT'S THE BEST IRONIC ENDING
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EVER!
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>> NICE POETIC ENDING.
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>> I KNOW A PYRRHIC ENDING WHEN I HEAR ONE!
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>> I LOVE FIRST-PERSON ENDINGS.
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>> THAT ENDING MAKES ME BLUSH!
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>> K'nuckles: AAH!
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AAH! WHY?!
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>> Flapjack: CAP'N! CAP'N!
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>> K'nuckles: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO
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APPRECIATES SADNESS.
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I JUST WANT AN UNHAPPY STORY, FLAPPY.
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>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] YOU SHOULD TELL IT, CAP'N.
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>> K'nuckles: ME?!
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>> Flapjack: YEAH, YOU'RE THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW.
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>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'M THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW, TOO.
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>> Flapjack: SO THEN DO IT.
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>> K'nuckles: YOU REALLY THINK I'M UP TO IT?
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>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
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>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, I'M DOING IT!
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BUT FIRST...
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[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] [ WARBLE! ]
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[ WHISTLE! ] CLOSE YOUR EYES!
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ONCE, THERE WAS -- >> Flapjack: YOU'RE COMING, TOO,
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RIGHT?
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>> K'nuckles: OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE.
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ONCE, THERE WAS...
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WHERE'S THE UNHAPPINESS?
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>> Flapjack: You have to make it up.
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>> K'nuckles: OH, UH...
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IT WAS DARK.
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] WE'RE IN A FIELD!
467
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
THERE'S STORM CLOUDS AND TREES!
468
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
DEAD TREES!
469
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
HOW AM I DOING?
470
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
>> Flapjack: IT'S PRETTY UNHAPPY!
471
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: THEN WHY ARE YOU
472
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
LAUGHING?
473
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
FORGET THE FIELDS!
474
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
WE'RE IN A...CEMETERY...
475
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,000
AND SURROUNDED BY THE HOWLING OF DOGS...AND LIVING SKELETON
476
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
WARRIORS FROM DEATH ISLAND!
477
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
AND THEY'RE CLAWING FROM THEIR GRAVES!
478
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:18,000
>> [ SCREECHING ] >> K'nuckles: WHOO!
479
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
480
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
AND THERE'S A CYCLOPS...
481
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
AND A GIANT SQUID!
482
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
WHOA, WATCH IT THERE, BUDDY.
483
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
484
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
HEY!
485
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000
>> [ GROWLING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N!
486
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
>> K'nuckles: FLAP?
487
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:39,000
>> [ SCREECHING ] >> K'nuckles: RUN!
488
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,000
>> [ SCREECHING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT DO WE DO,
489
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
CAP'N?
490
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
>> K'nuckles: LET'S END THIS STORY!
491
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,000
AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
492
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000
[ SCREECHING AND HOWLING ] AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER
493
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
AFTER!
494
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
495
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,000
[ SCREECHING AND HOWLING ] I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I COULD
496
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
SURE USE ONE OF THEM HAPPY ENDINGS!
497
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
>> Flapjack: I got an idea.
498
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
TICKLERS!
499
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE DEAD.
500
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
[ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] >> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]
501
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
I NEED MORE TICKLERS, CAP'N!
502
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
>> [ SCREECHING ] >> K'nuckles: MY TICKLERS ARE
503
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
BUSY!
504
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000
>> YOU CAN BORROW MINE!
505
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000
>> Flapjack: MANTICORE!
506
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000
[ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ]
507
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
>> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ]
508
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
>> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ]
509
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
>> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ]
510
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
>> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ]
511
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ]
512
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
>> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ]
513
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
[ TRUMPET PLAYS ] >> [ SCREECHING ]
514
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
515
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
>> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ]
516
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,000
[ LAUGHTER ] >> [ ROARS ]
517
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000
[ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] [ GIGGLES ]
518
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,000
[ TWINKLE! ] >> Flapjack: THANK YOU,
519
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
MANTICORE.
520
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
>> K'nuckles: HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE?
521
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
>> SHE TOLD ME.
522
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
523
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
>> K'nuckles: I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
524
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I SCARED MYSELF.
525
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
[ SLURP! ] >> Bubbie: AND HE LIVED
526
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000
UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER.
527
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
THE END.
528
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,000
>> K'nuckles: ♪ ADVENTURE IS A SAD THING ♪
529
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000
♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
530
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:42,000
♪ DANGER ISN'T DANGEROUS ♪ ♪ SINCE YOU LEFT HOME ♪
531
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:47,000
♪ NO, NO ♪ ♪ ADVENTURING'S A SAD THING ♪
532
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪
533
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:56,000
>> Flapjack: AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!
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