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[instrumental music]
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(Sylvester)A luxury cruise.
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Nothing to do but liein the sun and eat.
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Sounds tailor-madefor a pussycat.
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[woman screams]
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I'm dyin'. I'm dyin'!
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[crying]
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Trudy, are you alright?
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Oh, Groundhog,
it's awful, awful.
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One minute before we sail
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and guest lecturer Regis Philcan
cancels on us.
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Who can I get
on such short notice?
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Ooh, this guy is
the king of the lecture circuit.
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[phone ringing]
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Yes, this is
Speaker Salamander Getrich.
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You want me to lecture
in less than an hour?
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Sorry, I gotta go cut the ribbon
on a new orphanage.
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Hey, listen, you might
give my mom a call.
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Huh? This is will be
my last cruise.
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I've blown it.
I'm dyin' again!
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Senior Time's Person
of the Year
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is a detective who solves
crimes with her pets?
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- That's it. What's her name?
- Granny.
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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just look around you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Some day I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(Sylvester)So, um, where were we?
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Ahh, yes, at sea.
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♪ Cruise ship ♪
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♪ Sails the sea blue ♪
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♪ Come onboard ♪
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♪ And ♪
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♪ Boogaloo ♪
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(Granny)
'Hot diggity,
I haven't had this much fun'
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since my surfing days
at Pismo Beach.
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Bombs away.
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splash
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Ooh. Good one, Granny.
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[instrumental music]
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[sizzling]
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[sniffs]
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Mm, something's cooking.
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[chuckles]
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[dramatic music]
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crash
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[gasping]
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[chuckles]
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Well, boys, detective work
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certainly has its perks.
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A free cruise
for one little lecture.
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(Shecky over PA)
'Attention PU Two-ers'
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'the giant mega-prize-winning
bingo tournament'
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'continues on the marked deck.'
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'And today's lecture'
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'How to Solve a Mystery
in 18 Minutes'
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'begins shortly
on the shuffle deck.'
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'Be there or be clueless.'
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'Get it? I kill myself.'
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Egads, I'm going to be late
for my own lecture.
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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And in conclusion,
I'd just like to emphasize
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that a keen eye is the best tool
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in mystery-solving.
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Tomorrow's topic
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Magnifying Glasses
and How to Keep Them Spotless.
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[applause]
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That was just great, Granny.
Very inspiring.
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Uh, yes, well, I guess
everyone opted for bingo.
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I'm afraid one of our
bingo players, Oscar Orwell
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had a mishap
involving an anvil.
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And he was doing so well.
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Oh, my. Is it serious?
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He's fine. Except
for a doozy of a headache.
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But now we do have an opening.
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I can get you in the
tournament if you hurry.
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They don't call me Speedy
for nothing.
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Arriba! Arriba!
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[instrumental music]
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[both grunt]
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Oh! Sorry, Granny.
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Hope you're alright.
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Shecky White, ship's announcer.
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[cracking]
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You know, if I can bring
a little smile
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to even one passenger's face
it's worthwhile.
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Uh, yeah. Gotta go!
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Uh, there's a bingo card
with my name on it.
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[rattling]
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B-14.
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G-47.
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Pardon me. Name's Granny.
Did I miss anything?
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Uh, Beulah Blalock.
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B-14 and G-47.
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Uh, pardon me, hon, but
you're
sittin' in Oscar's spot.
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Mr. Orwell?
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Oh, apparently,
he was conked on the head
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by a falling anvil.
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Isn't that strange?
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I-23.
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Did you know him well?
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Well enough to know
that he wasn't acquainted
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with the finer points of bingo.
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Unlike yours truly,
if you know what I mean.
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O-62.
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(Granny)
'Oh, flibbertigibbet.'
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I can hardly keep up
with these numbers.
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Well, it's an acquired
skill.
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Say, darling, why don't you just
come by my cabin later
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and I'll give you
some pointers.
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- It's cabin number--
- N-36.
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N-36. Got it.
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Oh, bingo!
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Oh, these blasted bifocals.
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(Sylvester)
Time for some shuffle bird.
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[yells]
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[dramatic music]
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gulp
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thud
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Good thing pussy got his minimum
daily iron requirement.
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Oh, Granny,
glad you could.. No!
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(Trudy)
'First, Mr. Orwell
gets hit by an anvil'
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and now I find Miss Blalock
passed out in a pool of water.
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Oh, I'm dyin' again!
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Just five more minutes, momma.
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[groans]
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My, Trudy, what happened?
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I'm afraid there has been
another accident.
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These things sometimes
happen
on a cruise ship.
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Hm.. This was
no boating accident.
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[Sylvester yowling]
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Now, you all kiss and make up.
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[blows raspberry]
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[grunts]
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Huh?
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Hm..
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My, where did all this water
come from?
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Huh?
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[coughs]
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Usually, when he drinks water
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he has to worry about
the seat falling on his head.
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[chuckles]
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[Sylvester screaming]
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[SNIFFS]
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[gargles]
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Seltzer?
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Hm..
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(Trudy)
'Captain, Granny feels
that the two accidents'
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which befell Mr. Orwell and Miss
Blalock were not accidents.
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That's right, captain.
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Someone onboard is behind
these incidents.
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It's sounds like an obvious case
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'of Klingon interference.'
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Red alert.
The ship is under attack.
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Man all defensive stations.
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Shields up full.
Warp speed, Mr. Chekov.
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Scotty, full power.
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Brace for impact.
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[siren wailing]
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I think that went well.
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I think I'll head down
to the bingo tournament.
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Maybe I can gather
some clues there.
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Hm, what's Granny reading?
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(Sylvester)
The breakfast menu.
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meow
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[dramatic music]
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(Sylvester)
There's no place on this ship
you can run, I can't follow.
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Mm-mm-mm-mm!
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Unless you've got wings.
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Aha!
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Uh-oh.
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Silly pussycat,
flying is for birds.
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P-p-pussycat overboard.
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[yelling]
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clang
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[whirring]
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clang
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(Sylvester)
'Stop. I promise,
I'll never put.. Oof!'
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'...doggy laxative
in your food again.'
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clang
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[whirring]
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I'm getting too old for this.
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Oh, boy!
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[grunts]
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Aw, the poor pussy
is all winded.
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(male #1)
'N-44.'
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My, you two sure know
your bingo.
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Heh, look at all those chips.
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That's right, ma'am.
Biggest winners tonight.
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(male #1)
'I-16.'
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Name's Canasta. Nasty Canasta.
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This here is
my darling bride, Inga.
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(male #1)
'B-12.'
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I'm Granny.
Nice to meet you.
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Say, you two haven't
had any near mishaps
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while onboard, have you?
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00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,020
No. What a strange question.
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00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,999
(male #1)
'O-71.'
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00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:08,024
Well, it's just that
some of our fellow passengers
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have been involved
in some rather odd accidents.
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Accidents?
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Now, now, don't you worry,
my little bingo chip.
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00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:20,997
Your Nasty won't let
anything happen to you.
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00:13:21,004 --> 00:13:23,014
(male #1)
'G-53.'
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Bingo!
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Well, that's enough for me.
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Honey poopsikins,
I'm gonna cash my chips in
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and go back to the room
to freshen up.
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Ain't she the
sweetest little thing?
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[instrumental music]
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crash
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That poor Inga Canasta
knocked into next week
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by an errant boxing glove.
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What do you suppose the chances
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of that happening
to someone are?
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Fifty-fifty?
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00:14:02,006 --> 00:14:06,006
Oh, my. There's that nice
Mr. Canasta now.
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Yoo-hoo! Mr. Canasta.
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[sobbing]
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[cries]
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00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:23,007
Whoa!
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My, how rude.
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splash
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He didn't even stop
to say hello.
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What a strange time for a swim.
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Look how nice he plays
with all those sharks.
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Now, to solve this mystery
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I must find the common link
between these victims.
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Hm.. Beulah,
Inga, Nasty and Oscar.
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What do they all have in common?
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00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:04,017
They all got headaches this big?
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00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:05,031
(Shecky over PA)
'Ahoy, mateys.'
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'I'm Shecky White
and you're not.'
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00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:10,021
'Stop me, I'm hot now.
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00:15:10,021 --> 00:15:11,031
[Shecky laughs]
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00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:13,018
'It's time to announce
the big winners'
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'in the bingo tournament
so far.'
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00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:18,017
'Beulah Blalock, Inga Canasta'
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00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:21,022
'Nasty Canasta, Oscar Orwell'
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00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:23,028
'and Granny.'
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00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:27,022
Hm.. Let's see.
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00:15:27,023 --> 00:15:29,023
'They were all
paying passengers.'
263
00:15:29,019 --> 00:15:30,999
'They all loved bingo.'
264
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:34,013
And they all had tattoos
of Tom Jones.
265
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:35,031
Or was that just me?
266
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,020
"Dwanny"? Now, who's Dwanny?
267
00:15:41,012 --> 00:15:44,012
[instrumental music]
268
00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:59,998
[gasps]
Granny.
269
00:16:00,004 --> 00:16:02,024
Oh, I'm next.
270
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,000
Bingo.
271
00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:07,029
(Granny)
You've got to help me.
272
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,020
I figured that I'm the one
who gets it next
273
00:16:10,024 --> 00:16:12,014
from the bingo basher.
274
00:16:12,011 --> 00:16:14,021
Oh, he's very clever,
this basher.
275
00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:18,005
Knocking out everyone who's a
bingo threat in the tournament.
276
00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:21,013
Naturally, being the
crackerjack player that I am
277
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:23,005
he's after me.
278
00:16:23,011 --> 00:16:25,011
Do you hear what I'm saying?
279
00:16:25,014 --> 00:16:27,034
You see, Granny begins with a G
280
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,020
and there's a G in bingo.
281
00:16:29,018 --> 00:16:32,008
Just like there's a, a B
and an I
282
00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:34,021
and an N and an O.
283
00:16:34,018 --> 00:16:37,008
Well, are you going
to help me or not?
284
00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:38,019
Well, Granny
285
00:16:38,023 --> 00:16:42,013
I'm sure I can help you.
286
00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:44,012
[grunts]
287
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,999
Doc, get in here. Quick!
288
00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:54,006
[watch beeping]
289
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,015
You don't say.
That time already?
290
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:04,016
[watch beeping]
291
00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:08,022
Uh-oh. Here we go again.
292
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,010
Now, this won't hurt a bit.
293
00:17:20,012 --> 00:17:24,022
I hope I'm not going to be
charged for that drink.
294
00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:29,017
Oh, what to do? What to do?
295
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,016
Ha!
296
00:17:33,023 --> 00:17:36,003
[laughing]
297
00:17:36,002 --> 00:17:37,002
Uh-oh.
298
00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,016
[screams]
299
00:17:40,002 --> 00:17:42,012
boom
300
00:17:42,013 --> 00:17:43,033
[whimpers]
301
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:47,021
That's it.
302
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,024
(male #1)
'N-33.'
303
00:17:54,018 --> 00:17:56,018
'I-24.'
304
00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:00,003
[sighs]
Oh, well.
305
00:18:00,006 --> 00:18:04,006
I guess I'll be
heading back to my room now.
306
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,028
[grunts]
307
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:10,007
[instrumental music]
308
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:11,018
crash
309
00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:22,999
[moans]
310
00:18:28,028 --> 00:18:29,998
[sighs]
311
00:18:30,003 --> 00:18:33,013
Ha! Fell for the old switcheroo.
312
00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:37,014
Shecky White? Why?
313
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,030
Do you know what it's like
314
00:18:38,028 --> 00:18:41,008
playing to a packed house
every day
315
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,009
never hearing applause?
316
00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:46,022
I give 150 percent
317
00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:49,019
and I'm taken 150 percent
for granted.
318
00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:52,002
You knocked out
the top bingo players
319
00:18:52,004 --> 00:18:53,034
so that you could
move up in the ranks
320
00:18:53,027 --> 00:18:55,007
and win the tournament?
321
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:59,008
I wanted the prize money
to realize my dream
322
00:18:59,008 --> 00:19:01,008
to follow in my parents'
323
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,006
big floppy footsteps
324
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:06,011
and attend clown school.
325
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,010
[cries]
326
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,015
Aw, the tears of a clown.
327
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,999
[instrumental music]
328
00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:27,005
Aren't cruises relaxing?
329
00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:31,003
Oh, Granny,
how can we ever repay you?
330
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:33,022
Uh, with another free cruise?
331
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,010
[laughing]
332
00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:37,032
[snorts]
333
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,021
Good one, Granny.
334
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:45,011
Ha!
335
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,995
splash
336
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,034
[chuckles]
337
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,997
What do you know?
338
00:19:57,006 --> 00:20:00,016
The pussycat's been
shuffled overboard.
339
00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:05,012
[theme music]
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