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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,626 --> 00:00:07,023 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,074 3 00:00:40,349 --> 00:00:42,643 Are-are you ready for your... for your film? 4 00:00:42,685 --> 00:00:44,344 Wait. And go. 5 00:00:44,386 --> 00:00:46,480 - He's got the clap. - What? 6 00:00:46,522 --> 00:00:49,049 You schmuck! You're ruining my story. 7 00:00:50,226 --> 00:00:51,719 Should've wore a jimmy hat. 8 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:54,621 Oh, I don't wear jimmy hats. I never have. 9 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:57,624 - Mm-hmm. - They impede sensation. 10 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,326 And by the way... 11 00:00:59,368 --> 00:01:00,728 Who-who get... 12 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,630 who gets the clap anymore, hmm? 13 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,499 Guys who don't wear jimmy hats. 14 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:07,735 Oh, sheesh. 15 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:11,638 The women my age stopped getting their periods 70 years ago. 16 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,373 My parts are grinding to a halt, 17 00:01:13,415 --> 00:01:16,176 except for my follicle production. 18 00:01:16,218 --> 00:01:18,846 Oh, my God. Me, too, Rosie. Me, too! 19 00:01:20,824 --> 00:01:24,852 - But you look so beautiful. - Oh, I look how I look. 20 00:01:24,894 --> 00:01:29,156 Ah, you know what? You'll never believe what I just found. 21 00:01:29,198 --> 00:01:31,664 I was looking through my projects folder, 22 00:01:31,706 --> 00:01:36,155 and I found a script written by me and... 23 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,067 Tamara Gonsales. Yeah! 24 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:44,146 Tamara Gonsales? You and I. 25 00:01:44,747 --> 00:01:47,600 We wrote a script together. Remember? 26 00:01:48,768 --> 00:01:50,085 Oh... 27 00:01:51,025 --> 00:01:54,014 Alan, I think you're confusing me. 28 00:01:54,056 --> 00:01:57,752 You know I'm Sam, right? I'm Phil and Murray's daughter. 29 00:01:57,794 --> 00:02:01,688 Oh... Oh, shit. 30 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,774 This is embarrassing. 31 00:02:05,135 --> 00:02:08,121 - Oh. You okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 32 00:02:09,355 --> 00:02:12,699 Murray. God rest his soul. 33 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,302 What a pain in the ass. 34 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,939 - Your father was a funny man. - Yeah. 35 00:02:18,981 --> 00:02:21,708 - Oh, and dirty. - Now, wait a minute. 36 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:25,379 I was the funniest. Your father was the second funniest. 37 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:27,050 Ask your mother, she'll tell you. 38 00:02:27,092 --> 00:02:29,716 Loved your mother. Oh. 39 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:32,312 She-she was scary but classy. 40 00:02:32,354 --> 00:02:34,494 She was so mean. 41 00:02:34,536 --> 00:02:37,424 - Mean as a snake. - Hmm. 42 00:02:37,466 --> 00:02:40,696 She's with a shvartze now. Yeah. I heard about it. 43 00:02:40,738 --> 00:02:42,662 Rocket, you can't say that word. 44 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,399 I can. You can't. 45 00:02:45,441 --> 00:02:47,667 It was delicious, her-her rudeness. 46 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,736 But even wh... even when she was 47 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:52,639 really, really, awfully mean, 48 00:02:52,681 --> 00:02:55,776 she still had this little twinkle in her eye. 49 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:59,613 Always made me feel like, "I got a shot." 50 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:05,419 - Her accent is what got me. - Her tits are what got me. 51 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:07,754 - Irwin! - She was gorgeous. 52 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:10,065 - She still is. - I like that. 53 00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:13,961 A daughter who appreciates her parents. 54 00:03:14,003 --> 00:03:17,097 Not like my motherless, 55 00:03:17,139 --> 00:03:19,366 deadbeat, drug-addicted son. 56 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,504 Irwin. 57 00:03:20,546 --> 00:03:23,037 - Easy, yeah? - How about this? 58 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,094 He's a piece of meat with two eyes. 59 00:03:29,136 --> 00:03:30,477 Oh... 60 00:03:30,519 --> 00:03:32,448 At least his mother is dead. 61 00:03:33,189 --> 00:03:35,274 She didn't have to live to see this. 62 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:41,625 This guy and his silver linings. 63 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:50,497 Rosie. 64 00:03:50,539 --> 00:03:52,867 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 65 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:54,401 I got one for you. I got one. 66 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,003 I got-I got one. I got one for you. 67 00:03:56,045 --> 00:03:59,506 Okay? Um, a Murray Fox proverb. 68 00:03:59,548 --> 00:04:01,124 Oh. 69 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:04,281 You get stuck... 70 00:04:05,188 --> 00:04:06,914 in writing... 71 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:10,317 - Huh. - ...in marriage, in life, 72 00:04:10,359 --> 00:04:12,045 you get stuck... 73 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,322 "Shake the Cocktail." 74 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:17,557 - Oh, yeah! - All right, shake the cocktail. 75 00:04:17,599 --> 00:04:19,359 Shake the cocktail! 76 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,363 - I love it. Thank you, Rocket. - You schtuck. 77 00:04:23,405 --> 00:04:24,865 Schtuck? 78 00:04:24,907 --> 00:04:27,868 He can't say schtum, but he says schtuck! 79 00:04:35,979 --> 00:04:37,712 You know your sister is in a summer blockbuster. 80 00:04:37,754 --> 00:04:38,665 Uh-huh. 81 00:04:38,707 --> 00:04:41,288 She's gonna be the next Lara Croft: Middle-aged Tomb Raider. 82 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:42,657 Is that the monster one? 83 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,692 A mother. I'm playing a mother. 84 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:46,526 Everyone's miserable. 85 00:04:46,568 --> 00:04:49,196 I was gonna complain about the AC in my trailer. 86 00:04:49,238 --> 00:04:50,364 Well, at least the money's good. 87 00:04:50,406 --> 00:04:52,299 Otherwise, I'd have peaced day one. 88 00:04:52,341 --> 00:04:55,535 No, it's not. They're paying us barely scale on this. 89 00:04:55,577 --> 00:04:56,852 Not me, baby. 90 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,140 - Oh, damn. - I'm making 91 00:05:00,182 --> 00:05:02,142 a fraction of what the actor who's playing my husband 92 00:05:02,184 --> 00:05:04,707 is making, and nobody knows who the hell he is. 93 00:05:04,749 --> 00:05:06,613 They're cheating on turnaround. 94 00:05:06,655 --> 00:05:08,382 No one's ever heard of union rules. 95 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:11,652 It's a shitshow, and it's gonna make a fortune. 96 00:05:11,694 --> 00:05:13,287 It's a nice paycheck. 97 00:05:13,329 --> 00:05:16,859 A nice paycheck you were asking for, that's what you wanted. 98 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:19,059 There was a manager on set yesterday, 99 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,996 said we should consider filing a grievance for, like, 100 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,691 a stunt adjustment, or some shit like that. 101 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:25,872 I'm sure your manager's 102 00:05:25,914 --> 00:05:27,802 all over this, but I'm getting Donte a stunt adjustment, 103 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:30,805 and I'm filing a grievance on his behalf and Princess' behalf. 104 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:33,874 - You want in? - Ooh. How much are they getting? 105 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,876 - 200 bucks. - Mm. 106 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:38,012 So you should talk to your manager, Tressa. 107 00:05:38,054 --> 00:05:40,748 I mean, you're Sam Fox, number two on the call sheet. Come on. 108 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:43,017 - Number three. - My client's ten. 109 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:46,220 And that makes sense, as I tend to gravitate toward men 110 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:49,023 of lower status in life and on the set. 111 00:05:49,065 --> 00:05:51,050 You're so funny! 112 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,393 Who's this manager? 113 00:05:53,435 --> 00:05:56,471 I don't know. Some cool lady with a face. 114 00:05:57,235 --> 00:05:59,775 What cool lady with a face? You talking about Boatie Trell? 115 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:01,869 No, not a Boatie. 116 00:06:01,911 --> 00:06:04,071 - Mer Kodis? - That one. 117 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:06,040 - Are these names? Really? - Mm-hmm. 118 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:07,607 She make a pass at you? 119 00:06:07,649 --> 00:06:10,478 What? No. Calm down. 120 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,755 I'm straight. I'm a straight girl. 121 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,090 - I won't tell. - She's a flipper, Sam. 122 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,960 Flip-per. Woo, boy, 123 00:06:26,002 --> 00:06:27,294 you are right up her alley. 124 00:06:27,336 --> 00:06:29,301 That's her thing, she likes to flip straight girls. 125 00:06:29,343 --> 00:06:30,397 She's a flipper. 126 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:32,366 - Stop saying flipper. - Is she cute? 127 00:06:32,408 --> 00:06:34,527 I dated a lesbian once. Business school. 128 00:06:35,754 --> 00:06:38,638 She's got to be cute if she's a successful serial flipper. 129 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:39,753 I don't know. 130 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:41,809 For the record, I don't hate where this is going. 131 00:06:41,851 --> 00:06:43,410 I always wanted you to have a girl phase. 132 00:06:43,452 --> 00:06:44,878 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 133 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,259 - I didn't. - Mm-hmm? 134 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:49,253 I mean, I don't think it's in me. 135 00:06:49,295 --> 00:06:50,400 I mean, 136 00:06:50,442 --> 00:06:53,153 I like it... in me. 137 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,561 Mom, gross. 138 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:57,262 You guys are so binary. 139 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:00,327 I'm not sure what that means, 140 00:07:00,369 --> 00:07:02,329 but I'm pretty sure I'm all about that "D." 141 00:07:02,371 --> 00:07:04,431 Yeah, I can't hear any more of this. 142 00:07:05,774 --> 00:07:07,623 I'm with Frankie... I don't see sexual preference. 143 00:07:07,665 --> 00:07:09,443 That is such bullshit. 144 00:07:09,485 --> 00:07:11,754 Mer Kodis is danger, okay? Listen to me. 145 00:07:11,796 --> 00:07:14,176 Yup, very, so straight. 146 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:17,011 Is that something people are still doing? 147 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:19,947 Yup. Still doing straight. 148 00:07:19,989 --> 00:07:23,183 I do straight with straight men... people. 149 00:07:28,464 --> 00:07:29,790 I've said nothing. 150 00:07:29,832 --> 00:07:32,092 She was on set, giving her client advice. 151 00:07:32,134 --> 00:07:33,861 I saw her for, like, ten seconds, 152 00:07:33,903 --> 00:07:36,110 and now all of a sudden you're acting like 153 00:07:36,152 --> 00:07:38,298 we're running away together. 154 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:42,269 Jesus. You're so sensitive and jealous. 155 00:07:42,311 --> 00:07:43,871 I am not jealous. 156 00:07:43,913 --> 00:07:47,641 Okay. Okay. Can we not have a feelings talk? 157 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:50,945 I'm not having a feelings talk, I'm just giving you some tips. 158 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:53,336 I'm good. I'm all good. 159 00:07:54,298 --> 00:07:56,675 I feel like you just had a feelings talk. 160 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,789 - Hello! Darling... - Hi. 161 00:08:02,831 --> 00:08:05,159 - ...look what I brought you. - Oh, Phil. I don't. 162 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:07,294 - Hi, Walter. - Hello, Sam. 163 00:08:07,336 --> 00:08:09,629 Don't bring that into the house. I have five of those already. 164 00:08:09,671 --> 00:08:11,365 Yes, but it's a manual can opener. 165 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,967 - I told you I don't want you to bring - If you mean to... 166 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:14,468 - any more stuff to my house. - Well, I want you to have it 167 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:15,702 and I'm going to leave it, anyway. 168 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:16,803 For the lady. 169 00:08:16,845 --> 00:08:19,639 We have to think about the scenarios 170 00:08:19,681 --> 00:08:21,041 of disaster very carefully. 171 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,861 - Mm. - I'm the president 172 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,644 of the emergency preparedness committee. 173 00:08:24,686 --> 00:08:26,346 Voted unanimously into office. 174 00:08:26,388 --> 00:08:28,916 Well, I've seen my share of disasters. 175 00:08:32,791 --> 00:08:34,754 Are we staying for dinner, Phil? 176 00:08:34,796 --> 00:08:36,723 Dinner. I hadn't thought... 177 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:40,014 No, no, no, now, we don't want to intrude. 178 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:42,729 What's this? Risotto? 179 00:08:42,771 --> 00:08:44,831 - Mm. - Oh, Walter, we must. 180 00:08:45,908 --> 00:08:47,160 Then we must. 181 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,172 Hmm. It's interesting how plain it tastes. 182 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:00,747 Hi. 183 00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:01,781 - Hey. - Hi. 184 00:09:01,823 --> 00:09:03,250 I know who you are. 185 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,219 - Hi. Reiki.. - Sam. 186 00:09:05,261 --> 00:09:07,787 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to finally meet you. 187 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:09,123 What's up? 188 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:11,892 Sorrow, your dad's here. 189 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:14,061 They've been giving each other tattoos. 190 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:16,897 She's on the toilet. 191 00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:19,299 Whoa, is that Sharpie? 192 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,635 Are you crazy? It's eyeliner. 193 00:09:21,677 --> 00:09:23,570 - Of course. - Can Sorrow 194 00:09:23,612 --> 00:09:25,105 and Pepper sleep over tonight? 195 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,441 - I don't know, it's a... - Please? 196 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,875 - We're talking about a school night. - Please, please. 197 00:09:28,917 --> 00:09:30,110 How do we feel about that? 198 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,946 - I'm good. - I'm good. 199 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,813 Yes! 200 00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:35,715 - So, come on in. - Great. 201 00:09:35,757 --> 00:09:37,484 Did you guys eat? 202 00:09:37,526 --> 00:09:39,386 - No. - Stay. Stay. 203 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:41,055 It smells delicious. 204 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:43,757 - It is delicious. Come on. - Okay. 205 00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:48,495 Don't you want to check the car? 206 00:09:48,537 --> 00:09:50,664 Oh, God, yes, yes. 207 00:09:50,706 --> 00:09:52,299 - What... - Great. 208 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,101 - What are you checking? - Just simmer down. 209 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:57,337 Oh, your art is so beautiful. 210 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,006 I love it. 211 00:09:59,048 --> 00:10:00,740 Yeah, I love it, too. 212 00:10:00,782 --> 00:10:02,609 - Yeah. - Come on. 213 00:10:02,651 --> 00:10:04,311 Let me wine you and dine you. 214 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,612 Thank you. 215 00:10:05,654 --> 00:10:08,315 - Reiki, this is my mom, Phil. - Hi. 216 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:11,354 - Hello. - And her special friend Walter. 217 00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:13,153 - Walter, hi. - Nice to meet you. 218 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,122 - That's my bro Marion. - Hello. Nice to meet you. 219 00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:16,623 - And the rest. - Hey. 220 00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:19,459 - I'm Rich, hi. I'm the rest. - Hi, Rich. Hi. 221 00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:21,828 - Red or white? - Anything nonalcoholic. 222 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:24,042 - All right, I got you. - So, you're the decorator. 223 00:10:24,084 --> 00:10:25,102 I am. 224 00:10:25,144 --> 00:10:27,192 You're with Sunny's bum of a husband? 225 00:10:28,142 --> 00:10:29,402 You should meet my mother. 226 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,607 He's her ex-husband. 227 00:10:33,649 --> 00:10:36,143 And I find him charming in every way. 228 00:10:36,185 --> 00:10:39,313 - Every way? - Mm-hmm. All the ways. 229 00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:41,615 Well, there's a lid for every pot. 230 00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:44,351 Yeah, well, his lid certainly fits my pot. 231 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:47,012 Cheers. 232 00:10:48,947 --> 00:10:51,225 Cheers. 233 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:52,626 Everyone... 234 00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:55,829 this is Dexter. Hello. 235 00:10:55,871 --> 00:10:58,332 - The fuck? - And his handler Linda, 236 00:10:58,374 --> 00:10:59,899 - as required by state law. - Hi. Jump. 237 00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:01,953 Yeah, check this out. He jumps. Watch this. 238 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:02,803 Come on. 239 00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,004 Look at that. 240 00:11:04,046 --> 00:11:05,872 - Yeah. - Get it off me. Get it off me. 241 00:11:05,914 --> 00:11:07,341 Get it off. 242 00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:10,399 My God. Frankie! Jason! 243 00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:13,413 Girls, get down here right now! 244 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,382 - Are you okay, Mom? It's okay. - Stay. 245 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,816 I love monkeys. 246 00:11:16,858 --> 00:11:18,196 She does. She loves 'em, yeah. 247 00:11:18,238 --> 00:11:19,919 Her birthday's next week, so I found her one. 248 00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:21,488 We've been hanging out all day. 249 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,026 Oh. 250 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,779 Mom, Mom, can we keep it? 251 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,945 Well, I mean, it's just a rental, so... 252 00:11:28,987 --> 00:11:31,381 Can we rent it? Mom, can we rent it? Mom? 253 00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:32,599 - Bro! - Mom, please. 254 00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:35,824 He's here now. Play with him now. Ow. 255 00:11:45,053 --> 00:11:48,082 That's it? He catches a grape? That's, uh, 256 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,117 a little underwhelming. 257 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:51,251 A grape out of your ear, maybe. 258 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,719 You should get him some cymbals or something. 259 00:11:52,761 --> 00:11:54,912 Honey, you want to throw a grape to the monkey? 260 00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:57,124 It feels very intense 261 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,059 to have a primate in the house. 262 00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:00,153 Mm. 263 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,299 Oh. She's not into it. 264 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:06,533 - You see his shorts? - Yeah, I did. 265 00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:08,294 - Is that what those are? - Yeah, those are shorts. 266 00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:15,178 Mm... 267 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,981 What about Jeff's new lady? I mean... 268 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:19,983 holy crap, right? 269 00:12:20,025 --> 00:12:21,518 I know. 270 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,186 - That face. - Yeah, you think it's real, 271 00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:24,922 - or work done? - I don't know. 272 00:12:24,964 --> 00:12:27,557 But good for him. Wow. 273 00:12:27,599 --> 00:12:29,092 How old do you think she is? 274 00:12:29,134 --> 00:12:31,261 Who cares? She's fantastic. So sexy. 275 00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:34,064 Mm. 276 00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,037 It's still half plus seven, right? 277 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:42,339 I mean, that's the rule. 278 00:12:42,381 --> 00:12:45,342 Half... Half your age, plus seven. 279 00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:47,244 Wow, that's strong. 280 00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,546 Well, I'm breaking that rule. My new boyfriend's 25. 281 00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:50,680 Get out of here. 282 00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:52,074 Mm-hmm. 283 00:12:55,761 --> 00:12:58,756 I wonder if his friends whisper about me like this. 284 00:12:58,798 --> 00:13:01,191 Whether or not you've had injections 285 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:02,625 in your lips, you mean? 286 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,694 How dare you. 287 00:13:04,736 --> 00:13:05,796 Of course I have. 288 00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:14,571 Oh, Jesus, you guys hotboxed the garage. 289 00:13:14,613 --> 00:13:15,773 - Dinner's ready. - You want? You want? 290 00:13:15,815 --> 00:13:17,074 Yerp. 291 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:19,701 Does she... know that I'm... out here? 292 00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:22,712 Careful, it's really strong. 293 00:13:22,754 --> 00:13:24,647 Uh, yeah. 294 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:26,449 - Is this your boyfriend's? - What? Yeah. 295 00:13:26,491 --> 00:13:27,918 That's not old people weed. 296 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,075 This'll kill you. I can't have any more. 297 00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:31,621 - I can. - I used to have to smoke nine joints. 298 00:13:31,663 --> 00:13:33,590 Now it's one hit and... 299 00:13:33,632 --> 00:13:36,326 - Oh, yeah. - ...I'm a dolphin. 300 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:39,496 - Oh... oh, wow. - Yeah. 301 00:13:39,538 --> 00:13:41,131 How long were we there? 302 00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:44,101 - Hours, days... - No. 30 minutes. 303 00:13:44,143 --> 00:13:45,302 - Is that it? - Yeah. 304 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,937 - I came looking for you... - Oh, that's good. 305 00:13:46,979 --> 00:13:48,238 ...after 20 minutes. 306 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,240 Is it weird that I can't feel my hair? 307 00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:52,409 - No, that's not so... - I have so little left. 308 00:13:52,451 --> 00:13:54,019 Can you usually feel your hair? 309 00:13:55,371 --> 00:13:57,815 You know, and then you get 310 00:13:57,857 --> 00:13:59,182 the onions and the shallots. 311 00:13:59,224 --> 00:14:01,484 Mm-hmm. - And, um, 312 00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:05,088 you can either use, if you don't have any tomatoes... 313 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:08,425 - Oh. - What?! My baby. 314 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:12,595 Oh, oh, hi, baby! 315 00:14:12,637 --> 00:14:13,696 Hi, Mom. 316 00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:17,000 Hi from college. We're making dinner. 317 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:19,436 - Risotto. Say hi to everybody. - Ooh. 318 00:14:19,478 --> 00:14:21,438 - Hi, darling Max. - Hey, Max. 319 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,474 Hi. Oh, hi, Gram. Hi, Walter. 320 00:14:24,516 --> 00:14:26,176 Is it cold in the tundra? 321 00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:28,511 I haven't seen my legs in, like, three weeks. 322 00:14:29,688 --> 00:14:30,814 You're wearing a tank top. 323 00:14:30,856 --> 00:14:32,983 Oh, I know, we, like, crank up the heat. 324 00:14:33,025 --> 00:14:34,952 - Mom, I need to tell you... - We got a monkey. 325 00:14:34,994 --> 00:14:38,021 - Hmm? - Oh, my God! 326 00:14:38,063 --> 00:14:40,396 You wait until I leave to get a monkey? 327 00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:43,827 - I don't know. Not ours. - Oh. 328 00:14:43,869 --> 00:14:46,663 Did you order those Korean face masks? 329 00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:48,090 Yes, I did. 330 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:55,638 Honey, so how are you? Are you making friends? 331 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,307 Yeah, it's, uh, it's great. 332 00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,476 Everyone's really chill, you know. 333 00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:01,078 I mean, it's different. 334 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,645 - Yeah. - Yeah. 335 00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:05,048 That's good. I'm so proud of you. 336 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:08,418 So, Mom, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna finish the semester. 337 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:11,354 - But... - Oh, I got to serve the plates now. 338 00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:13,156 I got to serve the... the... 339 00:15:13,198 --> 00:15:15,092 Finish... finish the semester? 340 00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:18,361 - She may. Pretty sure. - She may finish the semester. 341 00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:23,901 We're doing a pop-up restaurant in Echo Park. 342 00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:25,168 - Oh, really? - What? 343 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:26,369 - Yeah. - That's right. 344 00:15:26,411 --> 00:15:29,172 Limited menu, mostly barbecue. Small bites. 345 00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:31,008 Gauge investor interest. 346 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,291 - Hmm. - Aw, they're gonna love it. 347 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,878 Yeah, he's a natural. 348 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,346 I do a few things well. 349 00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:37,881 - Not like Sam. - Aw. 350 00:15:37,923 --> 00:15:39,950 I didn't know you cooked. 351 00:15:39,992 --> 00:15:42,769 Well, you know, Sunny hates eating. 352 00:15:44,497 --> 00:15:45,588 Mm. 353 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,490 I don't like men in the kitchen. 354 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,392 It seems undignified. Do you know, 355 00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:52,229 my father severed the top of his thumb off, 356 00:15:52,271 --> 00:15:55,532 and I didn't notice, but it had gone right into the pastry, 357 00:15:55,574 --> 00:15:56,799 and I rolled it up. 358 00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:59,302 I think I ate a bit of it, or just the nail. 359 00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:02,605 What is... 360 00:16:02,647 --> 00:16:04,833 - happening? - But I've never told it. 361 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,945 Did you ever hear this story? 362 00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:10,713 - Hello, hello, hello. - Just the nail? 363 00:16:10,755 --> 00:16:12,874 - Oh. - Hi. 364 00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:16,903 - Hello. - Hi. 365 00:16:22,518 --> 00:16:25,562 Uh, am I interrupting? 366 00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:28,782 I just, um... Sorrow! 367 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,668 Uh... 368 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,336 she's staying. 369 00:16:33,378 --> 00:16:35,905 Yeah, they're doing, like, a sleepover thing. 370 00:16:35,947 --> 00:16:37,474 I thought I was... I mean, I'm staying 371 00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:39,142 at the house tonight, so... 372 00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,143 Hi, Mark. 373 00:16:40,185 --> 00:16:41,744 Hi. 374 00:16:41,786 --> 00:16:44,247 You guys, come in. 375 00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:45,682 Join us, come on. 376 00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:47,750 I made lemon risotto. 377 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,652 It's got, like, a million trillion calories. 378 00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,088 So good. 379 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,648 Oh, it's so good. 380 00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:55,158 - Hi, hi, hi. - Hi, I'm Mark. 381 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,929 - Mwah. Hi, hi. - Hi. 382 00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:57,861 Pleasure. 383 00:16:57,903 --> 00:16:59,716 Marion. I didn't know you were in town. 384 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,931 - Hello, gorgeous. - Mark. Hi, there. 385 00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:04,134 - Right this way, table waiting. - Hi. 386 00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,336 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 387 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:07,804 Oh, good. Good. Okay. 388 00:17:07,846 --> 00:17:09,206 You guys sit together. You can talk 389 00:17:09,248 --> 00:17:11,041 about money and Republican-y stuff, 390 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,776 - and I'll get you guys some bowls. - Ha, ha. 391 00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:15,404 I'll be right back. 392 00:17:17,386 --> 00:17:20,150 - So you're a Republican? - Yes. Yes I am. 393 00:17:20,192 --> 00:17:22,685 - Still? - Mm... 394 00:17:22,727 --> 00:17:25,855 - But he loves the gays. - True. Can't get enough. 395 00:17:25,897 --> 00:17:28,291 Oh, um, 396 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,294 Mark and I drank one of your bottles of kombucha. 397 00:17:31,336 --> 00:17:33,963 - I'll replace it, I... - No, it's no big deal. 398 00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:35,732 I'm sorry, I'm confused. 399 00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:38,701 Do you all live together, like in a commune? 400 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:41,029 Oh. No. 401 00:17:42,298 --> 00:17:44,307 I can't even share a bathroom. No. 402 00:17:44,349 --> 00:17:46,076 We share the house. 403 00:17:46,118 --> 00:17:48,745 The... the kids stay put. We, um, 404 00:17:48,787 --> 00:17:51,148 - alternate days. - You what? 405 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,715 Sounds dreadful. 406 00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:54,516 It's called nesting, dear. 407 00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:56,683 I can hear you. You don't have to shout. 408 00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:58,255 - It's working well. - Yeah, 409 00:17:58,297 --> 00:17:59,922 the kids don't have to move around, I get it. 410 00:17:59,964 --> 00:18:01,324 I thought the whole point of getting divorced 411 00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:02,759 was that you don't have to get annoyed 412 00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:04,427 at the empty pickle jar in the fridge anymore, 413 00:18:04,469 --> 00:18:06,763 with the single pickle floating around like a turd. 414 00:18:06,805 --> 00:18:10,400 I've always felt that about a single pickle in a jar. 415 00:18:10,442 --> 00:18:11,868 - Looks like a turd? - Yeah. 416 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,103 Or that's the whole reason for divorce? 417 00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:14,737 Jeff loves 418 00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:17,407 to leave his laundry in the hamper, 419 00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:19,676 like there's some magic laundry fairy 420 00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:21,678 that's just gonna go, you know, like, "Poof." 421 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,013 Hmm. 422 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:26,375 That's... that's hilarious. 423 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:29,034 Yeah. That happened once in six months. 424 00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:30,853 So... 425 00:18:30,895 --> 00:18:32,722 Sounds awfully complicated. 426 00:18:32,764 --> 00:18:35,792 In our day, we just stayed married and had affairs. 427 00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:46,636 - Mm. - Oh, come on, darling. 428 00:18:46,678 --> 00:18:48,037 Eat up. 429 00:18:49,814 --> 00:18:51,208 That's really good. 430 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,475 - You made this? - Thank you. Oh, yeah. 431 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,771 - Lovely, really good. - Thank you. 432 00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:02,430 - Yeah, it's the framboise. - Oh, is that what gives it that 433 00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:04,432 - little bit of brown there? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 434 00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:06,734 It smells so good. Bro, smell. 435 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,403 Dessert's for children and people don't care 436 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:10,303 what they look like. We need to talk. 437 00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:13,575 Oh. That's my brother's serious voice. 438 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:16,811 I want to talk to you about Phil's mental state. 439 00:19:16,853 --> 00:19:18,480 Well, I don't. 440 00:19:18,522 --> 00:19:20,448 For example, she shouldn't be driving a car. 441 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,317 Oh, Jesus. 442 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:23,952 Can you just please give this to Duke? 443 00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:46,921 You've been saying this for ten years now. 444 00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:49,840 Every time you see her, you want to sell the house, 445 00:19:49,882 --> 00:19:51,926 take away her car and put her in a home. 446 00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:55,663 She lost her American Express card four times this summer. 447 00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:56,953 Yes, four. 448 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,453 She lost her phone twice. 449 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:01,480 And when she does her answer her phone, she does it in an accent. 450 00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:02,890 - Not English. - Yeah. 451 00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:06,011 That's because she gets so many telemarketers. 452 00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:08,057 She doesn't want them to know it's her. 453 00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,014 Hello? 454 00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:12,300 That's just smart. 455 00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:15,285 You won't think it's funny when she really hurts herself 456 00:20:15,327 --> 00:20:17,038 or someone else. 457 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,041 Let me ask you something. 458 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,909 Do you have any intention of moving to L.A. 459 00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:24,425 and driving her to bridge every Tuesday? 460 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,481 Or picking her up from Ross Dress for Less 461 00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:29,970 or Jewish Council Thrift on an hourly basis? 462 00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:31,686 I didn't think so. 463 00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:35,390 So, please, bro, hoe your own row. 464 00:20:35,432 --> 00:20:38,026 What is my row, Sam? 465 00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:40,616 You know. Doing bank shit. 466 00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:43,362 Money. Being afraid of your wife. 467 00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:45,333 Basically never doing anything 468 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:49,198 to help me, ever. I handle Phil. 469 00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:59,013 God... 470 00:20:59,055 --> 00:21:01,015 He's right, Cookie. 471 00:21:01,057 --> 00:21:03,518 Could you and Mom 472 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,687 have gone a little bit easier on him? 473 00:21:05,729 --> 00:21:08,556 He's so wound up. He's got such a chip on his shoulder. 474 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,425 It wasn't intentional. 475 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:11,859 He's the firstborn. 476 00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:13,695 The burned pancake. 477 00:21:13,737 --> 00:21:16,064 And the second child is like a rewrite. 478 00:21:16,106 --> 00:21:18,032 Always comes out a little better. 479 00:21:18,074 --> 00:21:19,534 Dad. 480 00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:21,903 - Yes? - Let me ask you something. 481 00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,738 Mm-hmm? 482 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,874 Do you think I should take Phil's car away? 483 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:28,276 Put her in a home? 484 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:29,780 Let me ask you something. 485 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,981 You ever win a knife fight with a midget? 486 00:21:39,513 --> 00:21:43,325 Whoa. 487 00:21:46,102 --> 00:21:47,562 Uh, Truman Capote? 488 00:21:47,604 --> 00:21:49,831 - Long time ago. - Very fat. Very, very, very fat. 489 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,434 Uh, Winston Churchill. Chubby Checker. 490 00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:53,968 - Ponytail. With a ponytail. - No, with a beard. 491 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:56,271 - The, ugh... - Jackie Gleason. 492 00:21:56,313 --> 00:21:58,906 - Fatty Arbuckle! - Warrior. Rode a-rode a horse. 493 00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:01,676 - Fat horse rider? - A very fat Oriental. 494 00:22:01,718 --> 00:22:04,312 - Other team! - Genghis Khan. 495 00:22:04,354 --> 00:22:05,514 Yes! 496 00:22:05,556 --> 00:22:06,919 Phil, you cannot help them. 497 00:22:06,961 --> 00:22:09,124 I'm not under your control, darling. 498 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,585 It's upside down. 499 00:22:10,627 --> 00:22:13,121 Give! 500 00:22:13,163 --> 00:22:14,656 Black-and-white, black-and-white. 501 00:22:14,698 --> 00:22:17,959 - Penguin! - Yes! 502 00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:21,196 - That was good. - Pickup truck. 503 00:22:32,849 --> 00:22:36,211 Hey, kiddo. 504 00:22:36,253 --> 00:22:38,213 What are you doing? 505 00:22:42,892 --> 00:22:45,220 Oh... 506 00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:51,793 That's a good girl. 507 00:22:56,590 --> 00:22:58,466 Here. 508 00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:40,858 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 509 00:23:41,305 --> 00:23:47,289 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org36073

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