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♪ Swear I'll change that light bulb ♪
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♪ When I've read The Dharma Bums ♪
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Jesus! Ugh!
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♪ Buy you Springsteen tickets
on a day that never comes... ♪
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I just bought these.
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Really? How did this happen?
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Seriously?
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I'm bigger.
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I'm a big lady, man.
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Okay. It's okay.
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You fit me?
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Not bad. No!
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Mm.
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Did my boobs just get... fat?
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Ugh.
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Look, honey.
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Before, after. Before, after.
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Favorite jacket.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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Meet you around the corner
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in a half an hour.
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Ugh.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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Ooh!
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- Oh, yeah, I like that one.
- Our favorite.
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Condoms, condoms.
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Pads. Pads.
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Panty liners, panty liners.
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Condoms, condoms.
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Oh. PMS relief.
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You need, like, five
of those? I'm kidding.
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Condoms, condoms.
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Ooh. DivaCup.
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Oh.
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- Aw, look.
- Mom, I love this color.
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Oh, me, too.
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Ramen. Ramen.
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- Oh. Vaginal contraceptive foam.
- Mom.
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Ramen.
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Pregnancy tests. Plan B.
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- Mom?
- Plan B. Plan B.
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Jesus, what the fuck?
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Well, you know, you could
keep 'em in a bowl.
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You know, for a party. You
could pass 'em out like candy.
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Max, I got ramen.
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Oh. Advil. Benadryl.
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Claritin. Emergen-C.
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Motrin. Motrin.
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We're probably gonna
have to buy this stuff
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in two transactions, you
know, because they have...
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- Meth labs, Mom. I know.
- Yeah. Ooh.
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Ooh! Neti pot. Neti pot.
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Ooh!
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The competition... You got to be ready
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for when they open the building, baby.
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Ready for what? Mom...
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Mom, I-I-I just want to get a good room
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or, like, a-a... a good bed space.
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I don't even care if the
room is that great. I'd...
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rather have the best
bed in the worst room
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than the worst bed in the best room.
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Hey, didn't you
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play in that show about
the lawyers in space?
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Oh. Yeah, that was me.
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- I knew that was you.
- Thank you.
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Listen, would you mind if
you could give us a hand?
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That's fine. Ugh.
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Okay, we got to figure out
how to get you into the dorm
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with all this shit, baby.
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What if my roommates are psychos?
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This is giving me so much anxiety.
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I mean, what-what am I doing?
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- All freshmen...
- This is by far
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the scariest thing I've ever done.
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But at the same time, I feel like
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I'm really putting myself out
there and living my life.
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Sort of like how a pioneer
feels when they go off...
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Honey! Honey!
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- What? What?!
- Honey.
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Go!
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Best bed in the worst room!
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Hi. Hi.
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Okay, well...
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These things.
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Oh.
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Just gonna take them myself.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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Hi. Thank you.
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Can you watch my stuff for me?
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I'll be right back.
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Just, if you look... if
you just keep an eye.
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Thank you so much. I'll
get you a cup of coffee.
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We'll have coffee together. Thank you.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, really?
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- Yeah.
- Are you just going with her?
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Oh, no, I'm...
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Aw... Oh, you're not?
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- Hello?
- Oh, I got to go.
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Oh, hi! Are you our neighbor?
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Hi. I'm Talasco. This is my room.
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Roomie!
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Hi!
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Okay. Oh, uh,
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- you're in here with me.
- Oh, we're in here?
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Sweet. Yeah, where are you from?
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I'm from California.
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- I can see that.
- Oh, yeah? You like L.A. girls?
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Yeah, yeah, you got that
vibe. You got that vibe.
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Oh, do I?
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Oh, hi. Talasco. I'm the mom.
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- So...
- Don't worry. Gay. Mostly.
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I'm still figuring it out.
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Mm-hmm. Hmm.
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Your daughter is safe.
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Safe... for now.
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My baby.
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My baby.
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- You're in the world.
- I know.
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This is the world.
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Whew!
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Just drink it all in.
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You know, take as many
classes as you can.
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Ask questions. Gather
your good medicine.
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"Be bold, and mighty forces
will come to your aid."
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Goethe said that.
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I want to take you to hear music.
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We're in Chicago. This is crazy.
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Why do we have to wait till
you're 21 to go to a place?
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We got to wait until you're a junior?
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- Mom.
- Hmm.
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I would like to introduce you to...
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my fake ID.
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I've had it for three years.
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Oh.
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That is so awesome to hear that.
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I know you had one.
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Yeah, but I hid it from my parents.
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Plus, I had to kill the lady
whose identity I stole.
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Oh.
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Okay, Tracey Cromwell,
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what's your address and date of birth?
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47 Karucha Court, Arlington,
Virginia 31425.
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07/09/95.
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- And this works?
- Mom...
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no one ever asks you for it.
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I just...
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Slut bucket.
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- Let me see it again.
- Yeah?
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It's pretty good.
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- Yeah, it's a good ID.
- So, we're going out.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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Oh, so you're not mad?
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Cheers, Tracey.
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- Love you.
- I love you.
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♪ Once upon a time ♪
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♪ When you were mine ♪
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♪ I treated you ♪
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♪ So unkind... ♪
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- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
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- What's going on?
- Hey. Oh, how are you?
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I'm good. My friend Samantha.
I don't know if you...
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Hi.
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Samantha!
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- Hi.
- What's up?
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Um...
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♪ You, you were the one ♪
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♪ After all ♪
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Oh, uh... uh...
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♪ You came to me ♪
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Okay, love you.
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♪ You gave me your hand ♪
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Have fun.
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♪ So don't worry 'bout it ♪
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- ♪ I will understand... ♪
- Wait!
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I want my big life This Is Us
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milestone moment goodbye hug.
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Come on.
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This Is Us. Let's go!
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♪ You were the one after all ♪
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Yes.
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♪ Life's too short ♪
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♪ It's give and it's take ♪
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♪ It's not a game that you play ♪
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♪ It's the love that you make ♪
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♪ You were so patient ♪
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♪ So kind, I recall ♪
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♪ You were the one ♪
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♪ After all ♪
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♪ You were the one ♪
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♪ After all ♪
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♪ You. ♪
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Would you like to do this in
private, or is here okay?
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Here is okay.
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I will now cup my hand
under your right breast.
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Yes.
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I will now cup my hand
under your left breast.
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Mm-hmm.
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I will now put my hand
inside your waistband.
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- Okay.
- And I will run my hand inside
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and around your entire waistband
and search your pants.
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Excuse me. Here.
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Okay.
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Okay. Return to the scanner.
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Do you have anything in your pockets?
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No.
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Okay, look, I'm wearing
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these special underwear.
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They're, like, super
thick and absorbent,
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and kind-of-ish like a diaper.
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But they're underwear.
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Because...
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I'm having a very heavy...
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very heavy late-in-life period.
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So...
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You're so young.
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Anyway... that's my story.
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So... can I just go through?
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- Please.
- Pull up your pants.
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Take your stuff.
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Thank you.
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Pull your pants up.
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Okay, I am.
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Hi. What can I get you?
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Hello. Um, I would like
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a vodka cranberry, please...
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A double... and some
French fries with gravy.
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Great. Can I see some ID?
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- Serious?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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I got a kid in college.
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Very cool.
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'69!
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I'm gonna get that for you.
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I got carded.
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We all did.
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It's state policy.
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All righty, here you go.
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Thank you.
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What can I get for you?
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Um, get me a tequila.
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Great. Uh, can I see your ID?
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Sure.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not reading your computer. I swear.
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My face is pointed at it,
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but I didn't mean to
read any of the texts
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between you and your wife.
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I hope she orders the prawns.
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It's okay. Feel free.
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Just me and my wife figuring
out when to meet up in L.A.
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She had to miss this
flight to return the car.
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- Aw. That's too bad.
- Mm.
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So, you from Chicago,
or are you going home?
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No, I'm going home.
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I just dropped my oldest off at college.
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- Oh, wow.
- Mm-hmm.
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That's got to be hard.
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No way. One down, two to go.
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Oh. Well, in that case, congratulations.
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And bottoms up.
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- Bottoms up.
- Cheers.
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- Nice ring.
- Oh. Thank you.
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- Glory days.
- I see you.
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Don't worry.
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I don't think you're a terrorist.
270
00:15:06,756 --> 00:15:08,924
You'd be the only one on this plane.
271
00:15:13,098 --> 00:15:14,663
I know who you are.
272
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,465
Ugh. I love you.
273
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:18,101
I remember when you were a doughnut
274
00:15:18,102 --> 00:15:19,735
- on The Scabies Chronicles.
- What?
275
00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:22,338
Yeah. And you were Rooster
in Ching of the Mill.
276
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,673
- Mm-hmm.
- I grew up in Texas.
277
00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:25,108
We worshiped that show.
278
00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:28,077
Oh, my God, yes. You're from Texas?
279
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:30,579
- I am. We're Bollybillies.
- Cute.
280
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,664
Yeah. But we live in L.A. now.
281
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,117
I live with my boyfriend over there.
282
00:15:34,118 --> 00:15:36,252
Are you reading a new
script or something?
283
00:15:36,253 --> 00:15:39,788
Um, yeah, um, it's called
Monsters in the Moonlight.
284
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:43,126
- It's, like, a movie I'm doing.
- Oh, okay.
285
00:15:43,127 --> 00:15:45,294
Yeah, it's gonna be something.
286
00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:47,963
- I don't even know.
- Do you smell that?
287
00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:50,199
I-I didn't know there was
a meal on this flight.
288
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,384
Oh, they're probably heating
up cookies or something.
289
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,208
Get me a fire extinguisher now.
290
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,144
- Jesus Christ.
- Shit.
291
00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:02,545
Oh, my.
292
00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:13,240
The fuck...?
293
00:16:16,456 --> 00:16:18,494
Hi. I'm Debra.
294
00:16:18,495 --> 00:16:20,329
I have two sons, and...
295
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,465
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not doing that.
296
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:25,668
You're fine. It's fine.
It's fine. It's okay.
297
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,636
Hey, Cookie.
298
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,724
Hey, Gumball.
299
00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:33,844
I wanted two sons,
just like Debra there.
300
00:16:33,845 --> 00:16:35,639
I don't know. There's
something about two boys
301
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,980
playing rough in the yard
that makes me smile.
302
00:16:37,981 --> 00:16:39,758
It's probably why I was
so hard on your brother.
303
00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:42,418
- He wasn't like that. But you...
- oh, you were.
304
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,221
Oh, you always got into the hurly burly.
305
00:16:45,222 --> 00:16:46,745
Hey, Dad. Do you mind?
306
00:16:46,746 --> 00:16:48,891
This plane is, like, on fire and shit.
307
00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:50,726
Eh, you'll be all right. Could be worse.
308
00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:53,822
Besides, you've had some
real shit thrown your way.
309
00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:56,031
This? It's gonna be over in minutes.
310
00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:57,129
Mm.
311
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,734
No reason to panic. Get a drink.
312
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,042
Ladies and gentlemen,
313
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,701
we are gonna make an emergency
landing in St. Louis.
314
00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:07,654
We apologize for the inconvenience
315
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:10,803
and ask that you please
remain calm and in your seats
316
00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:12,272
with your seat belts fastened.
317
00:17:12,273 --> 00:17:14,049
The captain has
everything under control.
318
00:17:17,274 --> 00:17:19,248
Doesn't seem under control.
319
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:21,590
That's the truth.
320
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:24,644
At least they're not taking our drinks.
321
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,647
Debra, drink your wine.
322
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,141
Yeah, it was, uh,
323
00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:42,462
like, a heating component or something.
324
00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:44,313
Uh, it ignited?
325
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,082
- Oh, my God, so scary.
- They're giving us, like,
326
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:51,144
free vouchers for a martini,
327
00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:54,623
uh, on... uh, in the airport,
328
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:58,261
and I just don't want
you to tell the girls,
329
00:17:58,262 --> 00:18:00,996
'cause I don't want them
to get scared, okay?
330
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,965
I won't say a word, and of
course, I'll stay with them.
331
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,833
I love you.
332
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,769
- Oof.
- Hey, you're not going anywhere
333
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,804
until you and me have drinks.
334
00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:10,694
I mean, they gave us
vouchers for not dying?
335
00:18:10,695 --> 00:18:11,674
I know.
336
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,008
Anyone need a change of underwear?
337
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,654
Yes, please.
338
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:44,123
Oh, my God.
339
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,950
Hey.
340
00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:57,019
Hello?
341
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:59,722
- Oh, hi.
- Hi!
342
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,126
Hi, Phil.
343
00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,327
Hello.
344
00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:08,631
Are you okay?
345
00:19:08,632 --> 00:19:11,567
I was, before you barged in so rudely.
346
00:19:12,342 --> 00:19:13,969
What happened to your car?
347
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,404
Hmm?
348
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,945
Your car, in the driveway?
349
00:19:17,946 --> 00:19:19,842
The front is all smashed up?
350
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:21,677
Oh, is there a nick?
351
00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:23,412
It looks like you hit a moose.
352
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,047
I don't know why you're
asking me about it.
353
00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:26,749
Perhaps you should speak to Max.
354
00:19:27,808 --> 00:19:29,552
Max is in Chicago.
355
00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:30,719
Since when?
356
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,739
Phil, dude.
357
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,302
Uh...
358
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,611
All right, then.
359
00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:49,171
You have fun with your cards.
360
00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:50,573
- Night, Phil.
- Night.
361
00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:51,620
Bye.
362
00:19:51,621 --> 00:19:52,928
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
363
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,805
Why do they always come
for the car first?
364
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,881
I'm more likely to slip in the shower.
365
00:19:58,882 --> 00:20:02,084
It's a power play. They
need you to depend on them.
366
00:20:02,085 --> 00:20:04,697
That one's got enough
dependents already.
367
00:20:04,698 --> 00:20:05,715
- Mm. Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
368
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:06,771
Six of hearts.
369
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,778
- Eight of hearts. Uh-huh?
- King of hearts.
370
00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:09,802
Ah!
371
00:20:09,803 --> 00:20:11,594
Ace of hearts from the dummy.
372
00:20:11,595 --> 00:20:14,062
That's my partner, that's my partner.
373
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:16,949
That's what I'm saying. That's
what I'm talking about.
374
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:22,605
Spirit, spirit, spirit.
375
00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:31,780
Spirit, spirit, spirit.
376
00:20:36,219 --> 00:20:39,171
Spirit, spirit, spirit.
377
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:57,306
Close your eyes. It's just me, Grandpa.
378
00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:58,924
Go to bed.
379
00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:33,257
Hi.
380
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,829
I'm home.
381
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,381
Oh. Hi.
382
00:21:43,028 --> 00:21:44,342
Who are you?
383
00:21:44,343 --> 00:21:47,289
- Oh, uh, I'm Jaxson.
- Jordan.
384
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:50,027
Okay. Why are you in my house?
385
00:21:50,028 --> 00:21:51,560
Where are my kids?
386
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:55,230
Have you seen a big, giant,
handsome gay man lurking around?
387
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,700
- Wait. Who's your kid?
- Frankie.
388
00:21:57,701 --> 00:22:00,123
Uh, yeah. I don't know where she is.
389
00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:01,452
Did you get Pinkberry?
390
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,679
Frankie said she texted
you to get Pinkberry.
391
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,120
No.
392
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,210
You get Pinkberry?
393
00:22:08,211 --> 00:22:10,045
I like tart with cookie crisps.
394
00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:12,381
Come here.
395
00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:13,816
Baby's asleep.
396
00:22:13,817 --> 00:22:17,252
- Good. Where's Frankie?
- Her room.
397
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,321
Honey, are you okay? Do you need me?
398
00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:21,556
No, I'm okay.
399
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:23,392
I-I really am.
400
00:22:23,393 --> 00:22:24,573
- Okay, then.
- Okay.
401
00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:26,193
May I please be excused?
402
00:22:26,194 --> 00:22:28,330
Because I'm keeping
my boyfriend waiting.
403
00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:30,265
- Cute.
- Mm. Okay. You good?
404
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,001
Yeah, go. Thank you a
million. I love you.
405
00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:35,037
I love you, too. Call me if you need me.
406
00:22:35,038 --> 00:22:38,373
Okay.
407
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,501
Mm-hmm.
408
00:22:44,502 --> 00:22:45,968
No, exactly.
409
00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:48,017
That's what I meant.
410
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:50,737
Yes. Definitely.
411
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,106
Okay, yep.
412
00:22:56,485 --> 00:22:57,860
What's up, bro?
413
00:22:57,861 --> 00:22:59,119
Whassup?
414
00:23:03,344 --> 00:23:05,780
And how was Chicago?
415
00:23:05,781 --> 00:23:07,536
I've been watching Max's stories.
416
00:23:07,537 --> 00:23:10,294
Good. Thank you for asking.
417
00:23:11,169 --> 00:23:13,430
There's about 40 people downstairs.
418
00:23:13,431 --> 00:23:14,509
What are you doing?
419
00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:15,673
You have to go to sleep.
420
00:23:15,674 --> 00:23:18,213
I can't. I have too much work to do.
421
00:23:18,214 --> 00:23:21,717
I have to finish reading the
first act of a play by tomorrow.
422
00:23:21,718 --> 00:23:23,385
Well, how much of it have you read?
423
00:23:23,386 --> 00:23:24,753
I didn't even start it yet.
424
00:23:24,754 --> 00:23:25,954
I haven't read it.
425
00:23:25,955 --> 00:23:27,389
Wait, what?
426
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:29,124
It's a play, Mom. I can't do it.
427
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,826
I can't concentrate.
428
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:35,755
My God, that's because
your people are fighting
429
00:23:35,756 --> 00:23:38,321
a mass generational heroin addiction,
430
00:23:38,322 --> 00:23:40,836
death of focus, self-soothing
431
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:44,151
because of these things.
432
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,144
Can you read it to me?
433
00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:50,095
Seriously, Frankie?
434
00:23:52,929 --> 00:23:54,945
Dude, I'm exhausted.
435
00:23:54,946 --> 00:23:58,420
If I told you what my
day was like, okay?
436
00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:01,646
In the first place, my plane...
437
00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:04,092
- I don't even know how to tell you...
- Forget it, Mom.
438
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:05,667
Just forget it.
439
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,513
Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll, um...
440
00:24:15,706 --> 00:24:20,402
I'll j... I'll... read
one scene out loud,
441
00:24:20,403 --> 00:24:23,211
and then you read one scene out loud,
442
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:26,947
and we go back and forth until
we finish the first act, okay?
443
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:30,369
We just get it down our necks. Mm?
444
00:24:39,331 --> 00:24:43,397
A Raisin in the Sun by
Lorraine Hansberry.
445
00:24:43,863 --> 00:24:45,070
I never read this.
446
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,650
"Act One.
447
00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:51,417
The Younger living room
would be a comfortable
448
00:24:51,418 --> 00:24:53,390
and well-ordered room
449
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:57,379
if it were not for a number of
indestructible contradictions
450
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:59,247
to this state of being.
451
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:02,407
Its furnishings are typical
and undistinguished,
452
00:25:02,408 --> 00:25:05,187
and their primary feature now
is that they have clearly had
453
00:25:05,188 --> 00:25:08,653
to accommodate the living
of too many people
454
00:25:08,654 --> 00:25:11,526
for too many years, and they are tired."
455
00:25:12,516 --> 00:25:13,729
Sounds like ours.
456
00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:15,363
Yeah. You get it?
457
00:25:15,364 --> 00:25:17,411
Like, the-the chairs are tired?
458
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:28,443
"Still, we can see that, at some time,
459
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,714
a time probably no longer
remembered by the family...
460
00:25:31,715 --> 00:25:34,410
except perhaps for Mama...
461
00:25:34,411 --> 00:25:37,721
the furnishings of this room
were actually selected with care
462
00:25:37,722 --> 00:25:40,555
and love and even hope,
463
00:25:40,556 --> 00:25:42,390
and brought to this apartment
464
00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:44,860
and arranged with taste and pride."
465
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:52,467
"That was a long time ago.
466
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:55,743
Now the once-loved pattern
of the couch upholstery
467
00:25:55,744 --> 00:25:58,106
has to fight to show
itself from under acres
468
00:25:58,107 --> 00:26:01,543
of crocheted doilies and couch covers
469
00:26:01,544 --> 00:26:04,640
which have themselves finally
come to be more important
470
00:26:04,641 --> 00:26:06,248
than the upholstery.
471
00:26:06,249 --> 00:26:08,951
And here, a table or a
chair has been moved
472
00:26:08,952 --> 00:26:11,754
to disguise the worn
places in the carpet.
473
00:26:11,755 --> 00:26:15,075
But the carpet has fought back
by showing its weariness.
474
00:26:15,076 --> 00:26:18,426
A depressing uniformity
elsewhere on its surface."
475
00:26:20,063 --> 00:26:23,742
"Weariness has, in fact, won this room.
476
00:26:23,743 --> 00:26:26,429
Everything has been polished, washed,
477
00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:30,463
sat on, used, scrubbed too often."
478
00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:39,301
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