Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

What a damn world!

It's full of filthy rubbish!

[high-pitched ringing]

[screams] Very disturbing!

Look at these pathetic creatures!

They eat rotting garbage to survive.

Worthless!

They should all be dead.

I won't be here long.

I'll go back to my world.

And you...

Luna!

Luna...

you will be a little bird in my golden cage...

[Luna breathing heavily]

...forever.

Now, Hoshi has disappeared.

I hope that...

he won't come back to bother our love.

Even if he comes back,

I will kill him myself.

Anyway...

Luna...

you will be mine...

only.

[laughing]

[sighs]

[laughing]

[laughing continues]

[air whooshing]

[whooshing continues]

[fire crackling]

[groaning softly]

[sighs]

Good morning, Hoshi.

Why does my dream seem so real this time?

It feels like I'm touching your real face.

It's so real!

[groans]

[gasping]

[exclaims]

I'm Hoshi, Solar's warrior.

I will kill all bad people.

[gasps]

I'm not dreaming?

I'm really not dreaming.

Calm down!

Who are you?

Me? I'm Sky.

I'm an astronomer and Wanda's niece.

You talk exactly like the anime.

What anime?

The anime,

the book that has your drawn character.

How did he cross the dimension?

Dimension?

Dimension is a door that you have crossed through to my world.

Your world?

[gasps]

-The book! -Luna!

[gasps]

[grunts]

It's quite high.

[murmuring]

That is...

What? Where?

[shrieks]

Don't look!

[shrieks]

[gasps]

[shrieks]

Don't look!

[sighs]

[grunts]

[shrieks]

[grunts]

[breathing heavily]

Who are you really?

I am the one who will help you.

[groans]

Luckily, it was dry garbage.

If it were wet...

[mumbling]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Iron monster!

I will kill all of you.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[screaming]

Hey! Stop!

What are you doing?

This is a car. It can't harm you.

Put that down! Give it to me!

What are you doing?

Put it down!

-Hoshi! -What are you doing?

-[car door opens] -[groaning]

-Get in the car! -No!

-Get in the car! -I won't!

[grunts]

[groaning]

[grunting]

No!

Get inside!

[grunts]

[panting]

[Hoshi] What is this place?

Why am I here?

[car horns honking]

Where am I gonna take you?

[Hoshi] What happened to me?

Last night seemed so real.

Everyone must think I'm crazy.

Is this really you?

[Hoshi] What is this world? Why is it so weird?

[gasping]

[stammers] Well, since... now,

you are in my world.

You got out of the wooden covered book.

And that book has disappeared.

I think...

first things first, I have to find the book.

Or I have to go back home.

I must find Luna and then kill Kairo.

I know that.

I've read your story over ten times.

[grunts]

Hey!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

-[grunts] -[tires screeching]

[car horns honking]

[grunts] You're quite big.

[grunts]

[sighs]

[grunts]

-[grunting] -Just stay still, will you?

[Sky groans]

[exhales]

[car horn honking]

[siren wailing]

Come in!

-[sighs] -I can't get inside.

Why not?

I have to meet with the ruler of this kingdom,

to return to my kingdom.

The Prime Minister is too busy.

Prime Minister?

I've got to see him.

Okay.

I'll let him know.

Just get inside now.

Come in!

Hey, Wax

can you go find my book?

I lost it.

Not sure if the office maid found it.

[man speaking over phone] What book?

[Sky] That wooden-covered book.

[gulps]

[Sky] No, no!

Ask her to look around.

Look everywhere, okay?

[man] No problem.

I'll help look around as well.

[sighs]

[yelling] Don't do that!

Put it down! You can't drink that.

What?

Don't do what?

-Put it down. -Sky?

[sighs] I didn't have fish in there.

[gagging]

What happened?

You just burped.

Burped?

Yes, burped.

Oh, right. In anime,

you don't have these sensations.

[farts and gasps]

[farts]

[farts]

[exclaims]

[Hoshi farting]

[Sky groans]

Very stinky!

[groans]

[Hoshi] Is this me?

Why am I in this?

I'm Hoshi,

Solar's warrior.

I'll kill all the bad guys.

Come in.

Make yourself at home.

[Sky groans]

In fact,

I don't know how you've crossed the dimension.

it must be from one of these anime books.

What?

Come and sit here.

[grunts]

Just sit and don't move.

Hoshi!

Get down!

Get down. Get down!

Get down! Are you crazy?

Get down, get down, get down!

-[Hoshi gasps] -[Sky shrieks]

[doorbell rings]

Get up, get up!

[gasps]

[doorbell ringing]

[Sky] Wait in here. Don't come out!

-Get in, Aunty. -[gasps]

You can go now.

I'm thirsty. I need a glass of water.

[stammers] Well, eh...

The water purifier here has been broken for two days.

The water is quite dirty now.

It contains microorganisms and chlorine.

-I drank it and... -Enough, enough.

I don't want to drink anymore. I'll go, then.

I'm leaving.

[gasps]

[sighs]

[gasps]

[Hoshi] The way to return home!

This must be the way to return home.

Hmm, you are so mean to your friend.

[water continues flushing]

[Hoshi] Go home!

I've got to go home!

-[grunting] -[flushing]

[groans]

[grunting] What are you doing to me?

[Hoshi continues yelling]

[gasps] Who's that?

-[gasps] -Aunty!

What's that noise?

The plumber. He is fixing the toilet.

[grunts]

Is he fixing or breaking it?

[grunts]

-[grunts] -[thuds]

-[crashing] -I think,

you should take some rest.

-[yells] -[Wanda gasps]

[gasping]

[gasping] Very good.

[gasping]

[smacks lips] Looks familiar.

Hmm.

[gasps]

[Sky groans]

Sit right here.

I'll get you a towel.

Here it is!

-What's up? -[shivering]

[groans]

What did you do, huh?

[grunts]

You must be cold.

Here!

[grunts]

Getting warm?

[blowing]

[chuckles]

Hey,

if you're gonna stay here,

put some clothes on, will you?

It looks uncivilized.

[stutters]

[stuttering]

Just came to tell you...

that my aunt will cook a special spicy food for my birthday.

Try to be nice to my aunt.

Understand?

[stomach growls]

-[gasps] -[gasps]

Your stomach growls.

-[stomach growling] -So, you are hungry.

[stomach growls]

[Sky chuckles]

Hungry?

Yeah, hungry.

[gasps]

[whimpers]

[stutters] Are you nuts? I'm not hungry.

That tickles.

[stuttering]

[stomach growling]

[vocalizing]

[sniffs]

What is missing?

Oh, tomato! Tomato!

[gasps]

You!

[gasps] Who are you?

You look familiar.

Hmm...

[gasps and shrieks]

[gasps]

I'm Hoshi, Solar's warrior. I'll kill all the bad guys.

Oh...

I see,

warrior. Got it!

So, I'm the Queen.

Tada! [clapping]

Let me!

-You have to eat more, Sky. -Yeah.

A bit more, okay?

Warrior, you've got to eat a lot.

Here it is.

Warrior needs to eat more.

Go ahead!

Oh, my cat! I'll be right back!

If you don't want to eat, that's fine.

Eat?

If you...

[gasps]

Don't say that...

Yes! You never eat in anime.

Do you? Right?

Then, I will teach you how to eat.

Look! Use the fork. Come on!

Yes. And then,

put it in your mouth and chew.

Chew and swallow.

Never chew anything?

And swallow.

Come on.

Like this.

[groans]

[grunts]

Ah!

Yes!

Chew, chew.

Yeah, and swallow. Just swallow.

Are you chewing?

Chew or you'll get bloated.

[Hoshi grunts]

[Wanda] Who do you fight for, Mr. Warrior?

The Solars.

How much do they pay you?

Hmm, how about this?

I will...

hire you to be my warrior.

I'll take good care of you.

Provide free food, water and accommodation.

On one condition, though,

-Condition? -Mmm.

You don't have to protect me.

Because I am the Queen.

No one is gonna harm me.

But I'll ask you to protect the Princess.

-Princess? -Yes, Princess.

It's her.

Our princess.

Time to take medicine.

Hoshi...

can I talk to you?

[car horns honking]

Where is this place?

This place?

This is Thailand.

We're in Bangkok.

Bangkok?

Hmm, Thailand has 77 provinces.

This world is very big.

But when I studied astronomy,

the world is just a small planet in the universe.

In this universe, we're like...

a tiny particle. There are so many unknown planets.

Where is my planet?

[stammers] I...

I don't know.

I just know that...

you're from this book.

I'm Hoshi.

You came out from a wooden-covered book.

But I lost the book last night.

The thief is perhaps nowhere to be found.

[groans]

[theme music playing]

Life is full of surprises.

It's called "destiny."

We never know where destiny's gonna lead us.

[man] They belong to you.

They're supposed to be used together.

Hoshi!

[gasping]

[stammers] You just take...

that thing.

And just relax, relax...

-Relax. That's it. -[peeing]

[closing theme song playing]