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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ It's the name and career ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Which is what they do best ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ They have special tools ♪
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♪ For which they are fools ♪
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♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪
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♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪
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♪♪
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Oof! Ha!
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It will take more than that to break my bones,
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you crooked cucumber!
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Hey! My name is Pickle C.!
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[ Grunting ]
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I'll be sure to write that in my journal --
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after myself and my brother destroy your face!
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Yeah! Get ready to have no face!
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Prohyas! My limbs are asleep!
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I -- I can't fight -- I can't fight like this.
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Och! Right!
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Say hello to my small acquaintance!
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Announcer: Darlin' Narwhal Magisword!
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[ Baby giggles ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Uh, excuse me.
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What I meant to say was "Prepare to get blown away!"
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Ooh! [ Giggles ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh, man! Too funny!
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Narwhal, I command you to listen to me!
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[ Cooing ] [ Growls ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Grr! You futile anti-weapon!
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Always embarrassing me in front of monsters!
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Why can't you do anything useful?!
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[ Baby crying ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Huh?! You made that thingy cry!
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[ Growls ] And stop
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with the theatrics--
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So, does he still have a face?
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Aaagh -- this sword!
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It's as doopy as an infant's toy and twice as pointless!
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The ground can have it. Vambre, no!
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Announcer: Pillow Magisword!
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[ Grunts ] Phew!
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Vambre, how could you be so cru-el?
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You can't just throw a Magisword away!
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You gotta treat 'em like
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the precious-wecious tools of dee-struction that they are!
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Ya know what I mean? Golly gosh gumdrops,
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is that what I've been doing wrong this whole time?!
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Prohyas, I most certainly do not need for you
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to bro-splain Magiswords to me!
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But feelings and-- Tell it to Tentacles
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McGillicuddy over there,
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because I'm not listening!
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Vambre, it's--
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M'kay, Pickle C. don't need this.
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Yo, fellow monster,
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want to help me bop a couple of adventure dorks tomorrow?
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I'm serious, Vambre!
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If you don't respect your Magiswords,
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how do you expect them to respect you?!
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Pickin' up what I'm throwin' down?
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I'm sorry. The Vambre you've dialed is tuning you out!
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Fine, Vambre! [ Baby coos ]
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If you won't listen, I shall train this little cutie
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and unlock her true potential!
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And when it is done, you'll be so amazed,
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you'll reconsider your apathy!
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What-- and might I add -- ever!
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[ Snoring ]
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Announcer: The next day!
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Oof, again!
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Ha! It'll take more than that
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to rupture the spleen of Vambre Marie Warrior!
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Ha, I figured. That's why I brought a friend!
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Hello, rude human!
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More's the merrier, I say!
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And it's gonna get real merry up in this piece!
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Wait! I brought a friend, too!
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Announcer: Darlin' Narwhal Magisword!
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See! I told you this would be good.
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-It sure is! -Pew!
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Sure, whatevs--
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[ Grunting ]
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This feeling of warmth and tenderness is eating me alive!
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I can't resist! -Hey, Pickle C.!
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My heart is swellin' -- so is my skin!
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That is so great!
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It hurts quite a bit!
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Hey, want to pick some posies?!
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I thought you were allergic!
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I totally am!
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[ Giggling ]
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What? What -- what just transpired?!
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Darlin' Narwhal Magisword actually useful?!
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Brother, explain this! Explain!
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I told you, it's respect! Isn't it great?!
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Yes, I see! Thank you for training Darlin' Narwhal for me!
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I'll just take her back now...
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Hang on, Vambre!
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You threw Darlin' Narwhal away, remember?
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Narwhal and I have a very complicated relationship
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based on love and understanding and--
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I understand that
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you're stealing Darlin' Narwhal from me!
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Have a waffle!
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I'm not hungry, but these guys are!
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Hearts: Om, nom, nom, nom!
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Give back my property! Hyah!
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-Signs of life! -[ Growls ]
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Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword!
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[ Maniacal laughter ]
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Om, nom, om, nom, om, nom!
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Om, nom, nom, nom, om, nom!
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-[ Coos ] -Om, nom, om, nom, om, nom!
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-Ooh! -[ Giggles ]
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No, no, no, no! No, no, no!
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Mwah!
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[ Laughter ] Oh, goodness.
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Vambre, this has been fun and all...
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but what say we go try out the massage chairs
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at Mount Ma'al instead, 'kay?
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Massage chairs?!
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I would never do any such activity
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with a Magisword thief!
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Darlin' Narwhal is my sword,
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and I won't let a Magisword thief like you change that!
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But you threw her away.
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[ Growls ]
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I'll get her back from you, Prohyas --
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mark my words...
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How do you mark words?! [ Baby gargles ]
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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Announcer: Sucker Fishing Pole Magisword!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Giant Egg Magisword!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Growls ]
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It's impossible!
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As long as Prohyas holds Darlin' Narwhal Magisword,
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he's unstoppable!
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Wait a tick -- that's it!
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If I can get Darlin' Narwhal out of his hands,
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victory would be mine!
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And then I can take my rightful Magisword back!
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[ Maniacal laughter ]
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Hmm, I wonder if I should be concerned
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that I'm laughing maniacally.
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I'm sure it's fine.
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Announcer: Soon! Kittens for sale!
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We have all sorts of cuddly options.
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Perfect for a big cuddleman like you -- wink.
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Uh, are these your children?
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Pbbbbfft! -Maybe.
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Who's asking?
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Uh...
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Prug: Somebody help!
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Handy, I was just about to back away slowly.
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Don't be a stranger, cuddleman.
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Prohyas, I'm scared of the tops of specific pine trees!
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Prug the decidedly adorable dragon!
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Hold on tight, friend-o! Daddy's got ya!
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Rescue bubble kisses!
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Wha?! It burns!
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Looks like I'll need two meat hooks to handle this one.
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[ Inhales ] Darlin' baby,
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I'm gonna have to put you down.
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[ Coos sadly ]
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[ Groaning ]
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It hurts! [ Gasps ]
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I will return, my love.
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Gu.
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Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!
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Grabby Giraffe Magisword! -Huh?!
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Squiggly appendages! No!
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My little wings can't fly for long, Prohyas!
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Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!
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Panda-chute Magisword! -Huh.
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Oof! Prohyas, my hero!
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I -- [ Grunts ]
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Let's celebrate this intense victory
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with ma baby Darlin' Narwhal!
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Oh, Darlin'?!
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Huh? Where my baby at?!
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Aah! Oof! No, no, no, no, no!
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My aquatic mammal! I will find you!
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Prohyas, I um -- I have a confession.
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I like to dip my popcorn in milk.
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Prug, I'm trying to find my swordchild here--
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Oh, no, no, no, that's not what I meant to confess.
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Um...Vambre kind of paid me to put myself in danger
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so you would put down your Darbie Warhol Magisword.
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Prug, how could you?!
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She graciously donated to my decorative egg collection.
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[ Maniacal laughter ]
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Vambre's got my little honeydew!
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Yes! She's all mine! Ha!
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M'kay, just because you have her does not mean she's yours.
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Oh, yeah, dear brother? Take this!
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[ Baby cooing ] Rage!
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Why won't you work for me the way you do for Prohyas?!
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Vambre, Darlin's not gonna like that very much!
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Do my bidding! Hyah!
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[ Baby gurgling ] Scream and run away!
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[ Screaming ]
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Further screaming!
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[ Screaming ] Oh, no,
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it's the kitten wagon!
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Oh, deary me!
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My internal organs!
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Huh?! [ Screaming ]
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Hey, no yanksies!
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♪ Reunited with a Magisword ♪
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-Lovin' airbags! -Huh? My children!
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I mean -- my precious wares!
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Abloob loob loob loob loo!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Tires squealing ]
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Darlin' Narwhal: Boom!
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Yes! Drown me in your kitty love!
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-So fuzzy. -Yeah!
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And my organs feel fantastic!
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-Yeah! -Hee!
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[ Screaming ] Ow!
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[ Grunts ] Prohyas, I've learned
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something today.
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I now understand that your bond with Darlin' Narwhal Magisword
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is fueled by the power of love and friendship!
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I feel absolutely horrid for trying to come between you two.
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It's as though I've been the villain this whole time!
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Prohyas, please forgive me!
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Oh, Vambre, I don't know why I'm talking right now,
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but you've clearly learned an important lesson.
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But, Vambre, you did-- -Okay, you stand over there.
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You gave me a hearty apology,
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and you learned from the experience.
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So with all that behind us--
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Sorry isn't good enough!
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I promise to do something extra-nice to make up for this.
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You'll see! [ Breathing loudly ]
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Announcer: The next morning.
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[ Snoring ]
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Your objection is overruled and beautiful, lawyercorn.
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[ Snores ]
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Dear brother, up you must wake!
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Making up happens now, because I'm not a bad person!
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Breakfast in bed! Aw, yeah! Thanks, sis!
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I also shined all of your belongings!
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Mmm! Uh, not necessary,
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but thanks.
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And I tricked out your Accordion Magisword!
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Vambre is surely a nice person now!
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Third person -- yikes.
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I alphabetized your boot collection!
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Those...aren't mine.
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Finally, I bought you tickets to a cruise ship!
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Um...
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[ Baby coos ]
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