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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Think fast!

D'oh! Ugh. You didn't think fast.

[ Spits ] Oh, a game of catch with Basketball Magisword, eh?

Cute. But I think we can crank the danger dial up

with a game of Hot Potato.

Little Blue Bomb Magisword!

Slingshot Magisword!

Pogo Stick Magisword!

[ Both laughing ]

Greetings Warri-- Oh! Aah!

Yes, well I'm only about 30% sorry about that.

Maybe now you can perhaps just knock at the front door

like a not-goobus, ya goobus.

Noted. And subsequently ignored!

What bweezness may we perform for you today, sir?

We're all ears!

Announcer: All Ears Magisword!

What does that do?

It hears things and creeps some folks out.

Accomplished. Anyway, as you well know,

I have the biggest aquarium in all of Lyvsheria!

I wish for you to acquire for me the one-of-a-kind "Queen Salmon"

found within this hidden cave at the shores of Keelhaul Cove.

This cave is fraught with peril, I assume?

Indubitably! Just...just say "yes."

Affirmative. You shall receive your usual sum

once you return to my mansion with the Queen Salmon.

Here's her invite. Ta-tah!

Oh, foo-fuff.

Could one of you be a dear and mail my head back home?

Announcer: Soon at Keelhaul Cove!

The map leads to the entrance,

but there's no guidance through the cave itself.

Guess we'll have to play it by ear!

Boo!

Let us try to see what lies ahead.

Neddy: So, a left at the stalagmite, huh?

Is that the dangle-rock or the sticky-uppy rock?

Oh, follow-up question -- which way is left?

Neddy? Whatty? Hey!

Ah, I get it now.

It's like you speak my language, Rocksford.

My goal is just a stone's throw away!

Ha! I just ad-libbed that!

You're good people. Neddy the Mallet,

it is you!

Oh, no, I'm hearing voices! Hey, duder, it's us.

Why, if it isn't Vimvam and Probono!

You're right, it isn't. How the noogs are you?

Announcer: Muscly Arm Magisword!

Well, we're still in the adventure bweez.

Ha! Ya got me!

How are you, Neddy?

Fortune still favoring the bold?

More like favoring the boulder, right, Rockbert? [bold-er]

Yeah, he gets it.

Wait, what brings you here to this specific cave?

Aren't you familiar with the legendary Queen Sal?

Um... Tender,

delectable Queen Sal?

Um... She's a one-of-a-kind

delicacy!

Um... What a coinky-dinky!

We're also -- Warrior Huddle!

Prohyas, it appears we are at odds with Neddy.

Yeah, talkin' to rocks is pretty odd.

What I mean is, he's come to devour the very creature

we've come to obtain for our client!

If he sees us as an opponent,

I fear for our chances of survival.

What?! It's not like we have reason to believe

that hunger would make Neddy act --

[ Stomach growls ] [ Chomp! ]

We could be that spider. Point taken.

We can't tell him what we're after!

But how can we subtly part ways?

Hey, you guys should totally tag along!

It'll be like our old Adventure Academy days!

There was a time when Warrior Huddles were Warrior Exclusive.

Well, uh, you see, Neddy, we can't help you

since we're already after the, uh, MacGuffin of...Deception!

Yes. Oh, pish-posh,

b'gosh!

This is only a Level 2 cave. We can do both!

Come on, chums! Adventure awaits!

Eh... Eh...

Aah!

Prohyas! Aah!

Sweet peril!

Hey, the monsters in this cave turn into free money!

Yow-ooh-hoo!

Announcer: Snowball Magisword!

It seems each polyp of these centipede creatures

has its own autonomy.

Consider each centi-segment to be its own creature.

Not sure why that's important. Aah!

Whacking each centipede once

isn't enough to put it out of commission.

I think I have an idear how to take 'em all out at once.

Announcer: Excaliburger Magisword!

Cactus Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo! Prickle Prop!

Get down!

We've never had to resort to a Teamwork Combo

in the first room before.

Yeah, what's the dizzity-deal?

Well done, team. Take a gander at this.

"Be wary, adventurers, for this cave be...

level 11"?! Level 11?!

Neddy, you were so certain this was a Level 2 cave.

Ha, no, you're reading it wrong.

These are fancy letters. This is Level eye-eye, see?

It's what do you call, uh, ramen noodles.

Roman numerals? Yeah, sure.

Come on, fellas! If the first room was this hard,

think how awesome the rest will be!

Maybe I can get in on one of them

"teamwork" thingies.

'Cause we're such a tight team! Team Neddy!

Whoo! That's us!

Let's sing the "You'll never betray my trust" song!

Please refrain. I can't sing the refrain

until I do the first verse.

♪ You'll never betray my trust! ♪

♪ Oh, no, you'll never betray my trust! ♪

Of course the boss in this room is a toad.

The water here is knee-deep!

Haha!

[ Guttural croak ] Knee-deep!

Stop! Neddy time.

My namesake!

Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword!

Frog in your throat? Knee-deep!

Announcer: Muscly Arm Magi--

Gracious Gruber!

Let my pals go, you wart-monger!

Muscly Arm Magisword!

Agh!!

Neddy! Wow, thank you!

Whoo! Dude, you're a coupon book for spiced meats,

'cause you're a bacon-saver!

Neddy always looks out for his team, Doug.

That's close. We're unstoppable together!

We'll have no problems getting that Queen Salmon

for Omnibus now!

Yeah -- Wait, who? Ohh.

Okay, you guys best explain what you're talking about

while we're swirling.

Announcer: One swirly explanation later!

Ha-rumph!

Aw, Neddy, baby! Don't do me like that.

Sounds to me like you and Vapor

are a couple of Lyin' Lucies!

Why didn't ya say you were seeking the same salmon as me?

Neddy, love, it's nothing personal.

We were afraid you'd overreact...with violence.

And, frankly, we thought it might be nicer

to work together and figure it out later.

Come on, bubba bear! Vambre and I were about to

have a good old-fashioned Warrior Huddle.

Care to interrupt it? Those who can't trust

the Nedster

don't deserve his superior collaborating skills.

I'm gonna chat with someone who really gets me.

Evening, Rockly. Warrior Huddle anyway?

Ouch! I'm not going to lie, dear brother.

I feel a smidge bad about this one.

Yeah, we're really gonna need Neddy's assistance

to get through this levelev-levelev-levelev--

Level 11 cave.

There's really no way out of here except

through at this point.

We'll have to force our way back into Neddy's good graces

and help him through this cave, whether he likes it not.

Shall we grab Neddy, then?

It's rude to interrupt a private conversation.

How delightful of you to join our Warrior huddle

after all, Neddy.

I didn't join you. You joined me.

Oh. [ Stomach growls ]

My tum-tum speaks to me with its rumb-rumbs.

Apparently my internal organs are better at communicating

with me [voice breaking] than you two.

Warrior Maneuver Number 627?

Warrior Maneuver Number 627!

Both: Operation -- Neddy's Best Friends!

Commence! Start!

Honestly, Prohyas, do you ever use the thesaurus

on your MagiMobile? You're the saurus.

[ Thwack! ]

[ Thud! ]

Agh!

Rargh!

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

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[ Growls ]

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Och! We're never going to find the big key

for as long as I try to read a map

that's been soaking in water for broc knows how long!

Prohyas: No need to backtrack, Vambre!

I'm sure we can make a big key out of this here --

Rockletta! Unhand her, you monster!

She was gonna be a doctor, Snowpious!

A Rock Doctor! Uh, you dropped Rockle--

How is she supposed to operate with only one hand?!

This one's for you, Rockletta!

Oh. Of all the lousy, stupid...

[ Grumbles ] Agh! Huh?

Like coming home to an empty food hammock.

All that hard work and no boss?

Something doesn't feel quite right about this.

Without a boss to fight, I can't rescue the Queen Salmon...

straight into my tummy chamber.

Huh. Like any boss could ever stand up to me.

The name's Ella. Salmon Ella.

But that's Queen Ella to you.

Neddy, she talks.

You can't eat a thing that talks, can you?

Get in my tum-tum!

Aah! Ooh!

If it don't fight back, it ain't lunch!

You take care of Neddy while I get to Ella

before we lose our chance! Skidoop!

Announcer: Beehive Magisword!

This feels familiar.

Queen Ella, your highness. Omnibus. Aquarium. Invite.

Mm-hmm. Listen, plum, I appreciate the offer and all,

but there's no reason for me to leave the comfort

of this nice, big ocean for a tiny little aquarium.

Thanks, but no tanks.

Won't you please give it some more -- Aah!

Don't block num-nums!

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. What the crumpet?!

He licked himself free. Duder's huuun-gry.

Sounds like someone's lookin' ta get their nose bopped.

Manfish: Haltez-vous! [ Both gasps ]

W-what's all this triangle business?

Not this chump again.

It is I, Man Fish zee Fish Man!

I am here to rescue zee sultry salmon!

What's Tilapia Steve doin' here?

He just said his name, ya big palooka.

Ella, mon queen, you are an endangered species

so long as you associate with zees land trash.

I simply could not live with myself

should anything ever happen to zee monarch of zee sea!

And besides, I previously banished

all three of you from zee ocean.

All: You don't own the ocean, doopus!

I can't even order a pizza

without this guy crampin' my style.

S'il vous plait, mademoiselle!

Take my fin before it is too late.

I ain't buyin' what you're sellin'.

Zen you leave no choice.

Creatures of zee sea, aid me in this moment of peril

to form...Omega Man Fish!

[ Both gasp ] Are we doin' this again?

Announcer: Beginner Shield Magisword!

Oh, it wor-- Ah, there it goes.

Look, maybe you kids ought to --

Run!

Not interested.

Both: Nying! Nying! Nying!

Ugh!

Aah!

Take my hand, duder! The fight's not over and we need ya!

I told you I don't need your help.

[ Stomach growls ]

Neddy, dear, you really must forgive us.

I need you to prove it to me...

with more than your silly words.

I mean, we just saved you from a ravenous shark.

Neddy, we can't let you eat Ella.

We just -- we just can't. But with your intense hunger...

Announcer: Microwave Magisword!

Uh-huh.

And our Magiswords!

Announcer: Dairy Product Magisword!

Uh-huh!

We can perform a...

All: Hyper Teamwork Combo!

Nuclear Butter Ball!

Mes petite bebes!

All: Launch that bear!

I'm coming for you, sweet nums!

[ Slurps ]

No, no, no! No surrendering!

Fish Jelly the jellyfish!

Nooooo!

I was angry at you guys, right?

I -- I can't remember why I was angry at you guys.

I guess he was just "hangry" this whole time.

You don't even look remotely tasty right now.

Charming. I suppose now that my domain is completely trashed,

I'll give that aquarium everyone keeps talking about a try.

Both: Yay! Action solves everything!

Announcer: Soon at Omnibus' Mansion!

Thank you, Warrior children,

for nabbing Queen Salmon Ella for me.

It truly is our pleasure doing bweezness with you, Omnibus!

And, of course, there's the matter of your payment.

[ Both giggling ]

Additionally, I've included a little extra.

This way, next time someone asks you

to mail their head back to them,

you don't do it in the slowest, cheapest option possible.

Well, I'm off to mingle. Toodles!

Queen Ella seems pretty pleased with her new home.

She sure likes posing.

All eyes are on me. It's the best.

This is the part where we usually apologize,

but you don't seem to --

Proclambake and Vader! Close!

Don't sweat it! Meet my new gal pal, Roxanne. [Rocks-anne ]

[ Both sigh ]

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