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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ It's the name and career ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Siblings who quest ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Which is what they do best ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ They have special tools ♪
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♪ For which they are fools ♪
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♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪
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♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪
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♪♪
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Announcer: At the Super Secret Thief Lodge!
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No one will ever know!
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♪♪
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Man, the signal in here is really subpar, you know?
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My fellow thieves, I, Phil, possess the Sharing Hammer
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and, therefore, commence this Thievesheria Guild meeting.
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Who wants to hear about my latest adventure?
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I promise lots of violence and romantic tension.
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Hey, I had the Sharing Hammer! Phil stole it!
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That suspiciously looks like
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my mother-in-law's eating pendant.
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She wears it when she eats.
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Naso worked really hard to nab that hat from
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a do-gooding plumber,
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and now that hat has nabbed by Phil?!
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What happened to my turkey leg?
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Uh, can you call me on my phone?
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I'm afraid dropping it in the toilet before this
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meeting might have ruined it.
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Now, let us restore order in this --
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Wow! Who re-stole the hammer?!
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Poobah: T'was I, Phil.
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And it's my turn for sharesies.
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All: Grand Poobah?!
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Poobah.
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I'm choosing to ignore Phil's interruption
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in favor of covering the topic at hand --
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the annual Thief of the Year contest!
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Because nothing says camaraderie
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like bitterly comparing yourself to your peers.
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We're at about the half-year mark and --
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Wait. I'm in 40th place?
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Order! Order!
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Phil, you haven't stolen anything truly noteworthy
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and kept it all year.
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You've still got plenty of time to rise up the ranks.
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But my Jemms, and other people's Jemms,
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are on you not doing so.
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Phil won't move up just a few lousy slots.
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Phil vows to move up to the top of that list!
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Ha! All: Ha-Ha!
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That is my thing. Do not do my thing.
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You'd probably need to loot all of Lyvsheria
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to even make a dent in the ranks!
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Yeah, maybe somethin' super impressive,
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like that ol' Sheepy Mantis idol in the Sheepy Jungle.
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Like that what, yes? Don't be silly!
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That thing's guarded by a massive legendary beast,
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and we all know that Phil is too small
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to stand a chance.
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All: Ha-Ha! Challenge accepted.
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I do love to push myself to the limits.
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The only thief with the right equipment is Naso.
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I got the boots. I got the map. I got the -- Eh?
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[ Laughs ] Why, I oughta
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with several things
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right in'a Phillio's fat booty!
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Wow! That took moxie!
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Maybe I will move Phil above that dog
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that took my sandwich last week.
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Let us take a look at this old mappity-type-map.
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Neat!
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This will be the perfecto way for Phil to rise up the chart.
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However, I may need more substantial tools
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to get through it.
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Think, Phil, think! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Phil has a plan of best!
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Your method of sorting is absolute hogwash.
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And your method of sorting is boring and sterile.
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I think we should sort our swords
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by how often we use them so we're always prepared.
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Well, I think we should sort them by how awesome they look
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so we can always make a good first impression.
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I can't believe you would say all of those words at my face!
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I am not going to argue with you
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Grup: Ooh, I know!
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What if we sorted them by how cool they are and
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by how lame they are?
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Oh, yeah, I can pretty much get behind that.
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Oh, yeah, sounds entirely
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Helping!
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Cool! Lame.
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Cool! Super lame.
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Clapping is cool.
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Not even in jest.
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Okay, fine. Lame.
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And finally, the cooliest of cool Magiswords,
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Dolphin Magisword!
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Oh! Oof.
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Grup, do be careful with that Homing Device Magisword.
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It only has a single tracking beetle loaded into it,
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and we must use it wisely.
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Gah! It's on my baby girl!
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You know, that may be for the best.
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After all, you never know what sort of mishaps could occur.
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Oh, okay. Keepin' our Dolphin safe.
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I can dig it. [ Yawns ]
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All this Magi-sorting has left me fatigued.
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Grup dear, be sure to put that Homing Device Magisword
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back into the Cool bag when you're done staring at it.
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I can be done.
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♪♪
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[ Coughing ] Eh?
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[ Squeals ] Disappoint.
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What is this, a thermometer Magisword? [ Chuckles ]
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Phil's immune system is tuned to perfection. Bye-bye.
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Dirt. It is dirt.
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Time is not Phil's mongoose.
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Now this is what Phil is chatting about!
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[ Dolphin chattering ]
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Grup: Hello?
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Hello? [ Gasps ]
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Seasonal gift-giving cat, Sanda Paws!
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You're early by roughly half a year.
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Oh! Stealth escape!
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So, I'll just look for those gifts. Ohh.
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Grup, what's with all the hubba-baloo down here?
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Sanda Paws is here to bring me presents!
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Prohyas, the door is on fire and also no longer a door.
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I can put it out with Dolphin Magisword!
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What?! Where's the dang ol' Cool sack?!
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Currently there's a fire. Right!
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Announcer: Cheese Magisword!
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This should "brie" enough to do the job.
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Currently a fire! Yes, on it.
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Havarti Hydrant!
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Huh, sudden grilled cheese craving.
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Is that weird? It's probably weird.
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Prohyas, where have all of our cool Magiswords gone?
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Didn't you say something about an intruder, Grup?
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Sanda Paw does not intrude.
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He blesses the children with cat toys every winter.
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Pishtosh. It's roughly half a year too early.
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Hey, Vambre, look at that. Footy little sootprints.
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A missing sack of Magiswords.
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Both: Phil the Pilferer!
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Oh, hey! Sanda Paws left something after all.
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Hey, isn't that the Homing Device Magisword?
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And it's blinking. The signal's getting weaker,
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Vambre.
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My baby's getting far away, Vambre!
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Let's go find her, Vambre!
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Announcer: Soon, in the Sheepy Jungle, Vambre!
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Ha! Ha-ha!
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Magiswording is so easypants.
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I cannot believe anyone would pay those Warriors to use them.
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Aye! Oof. Who dares tackle Phil?!
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Ah, but how could she resist?
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Hey, my Magiswords! Stolen! The nerve.
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Phil has had enough of this!
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Return Phil's things to Phil for they are Phil's!
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Ooh!
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[ Monkeys chittering ]
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Oof once more.
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You have added me to a pile of treasures?
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[ Chuckles ] Phil is honored!
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I shall abscond with all of this immediately.
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Hooray!
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Impending monkeys!
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Nail Clipper Magisword is a slow solution.
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[ Monkeys chittering ]
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Why are monkeys throwing us?
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Yeah. Why are monkeys throwing us?
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A mystery of the universe we can contemplate later.
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There's got to be something in the Lame bag that can help us!
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Announcer: Electric Razor Magisword!
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Aah!
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Monobrow Magisword!
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Oh, sorry about that, Sis.
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Are they getting angrier, or is it an optical illusion?
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That's not what that means.
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These superlame Magiswords
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aren't cutting any condiments, Prohyas.
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We need to escape in a short but comical evacuation.
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This must be the Sheepy Temple! Announcer: Turns out...
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That waterfall is no match for Phil.
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Those rhinocersheep, however, are also no match for Phil!
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Have no thieves really gotten past those guardians?
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They do not look so tough. Not with the right Magisword.
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Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!
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Good day, madam. You remember me?
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My, you are a spicy tuna!
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Okay, if you could -- Aye Chihuahua!
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Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yes, this is all part of Phil's plan
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since my plan was to improvise the whole thing.
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Announcer: Slingshot Magisword!
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Now nothing stands in the way of the greatest thief
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in all of Lyvsheria!
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Soon to be verified by accredited numerical ranking.
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Aah!
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Announcer: Dirt Magisword!
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Och.
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Diddly-dang!
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So you can manifest earthworms with the Dirt Magisword?
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That's...neat!
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Yeah, I thought it was just gonna shoot
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boring old dirt at him.
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Huh, maybe this one should have gone in the Cool sack.
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Wait. Phil just ran inside that temple,
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but the Homing Device Magisword
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is going mad as an April hatter out here.
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Vambre, up there! I can see Dolphin's blinky-blip!
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Oh! Uh, shrink, girl! Huz-to-the-ziggity-zah!
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♪ Reunited with a Magi ♪ Time is of the hurry-up!
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We've got to corner Phil while he's still inside the
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temple of...sheep...things.
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I don't know what this place is called, but Phil's here.
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Right.
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Underpants Magisword!
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Slingshot brief!
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Now, if I were an insect-sheep hybrid made of jade
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but also a statue, but still just as handsome,
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I would be...here!
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Ha! Ha-ha! It is mine!
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Ooh! It is so precious.
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This will probably put me at negative-20
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on the lodge ranking,
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which would technically be higher than number one!
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What?! Warriors! Ah, but you are too late!
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The statue is mine! What statue?
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We just want our Magiswords back!
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Our babies!
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Those are also mine!
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I stole them fair and square
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in accordance with the ruling of Finders V. Weepers.
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I dislike you to the maximum amount known to science.
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Your arsenal will also raise my rankings
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along with this hefty sack of wooly monkey loot.
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You stole from monkeys?
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Announcer: Muscly Arm Magisword!
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Ha-ha! Have at you!
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Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword!
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Hoocha! I've got this!
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Missing Sock Magisword!
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Ribbit.
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Announcer: Beehive Magisword!
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Oh, "beehive".
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Clapping Magisword!
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[ Grunts ]
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Exploding Bubble Magisword!
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Blowdryer Magisword!
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Aye, great dane!
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How are you two besting me,
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the very icon of masculine perfection known as Phil?!
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Your Magiswords should be useless!
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Silly Philly. It's not the Magisword.
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It's how you use it.
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Face it, Phil-awful, we know Magiswords inside and out.
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You don't have a chance against us!
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Let's sound it out for him.
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Microphone Magisword! Birdcall Magisword!
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Both: Super teamwork combo -- decibel decimation!
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Skrawww!
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Oh, that must be the actual guardian.
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That makes far more sense in retrospect.
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Now we're talking! Bring it on!
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Are you loony-balloony?!
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That giant wooly mantis will slay us!
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Not us. We have our...
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Both: Mighty Magiswords!
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Announcer: Sticky Note Magisword!
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Skrawww!
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That is it. Phil is out like sauerkraut.
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Oof! Oof once more!
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Announcer: Mop Magisword!
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[ Grunts ]
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Hot broc nuggs! Look out!
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Announcer: Pogostick Magisword!
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Vam--
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Celery Magisword!
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Vambre? Vambre?!
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Oh, thank gumbo!
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Why in Mom's name
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did you jump towards the rushing deluge of mortality?
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Well, one of us had to grab the thing we came
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all the way here for.
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Lunch? Sweet monkey, yes!
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Speaking of monkeys...
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Oh! Hey, monkey-duders!
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You might need to let these air-dry a bit.
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[ Monkeys chittering ]
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You think Phil's okay? Of course, he's Phil.
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I'm just glad that this adventure
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taught us a very important lesson --
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there is no such thing as a "lame" Magisword.
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We did learn that. Thanks for telling me.
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[ Gasps ] Finally, the idol is --
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Skrawww!
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Well, it looks as though there's no longer a safe place
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for you to guard this precious statue, is there?
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Skraw. Fear not.
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I, Phil, know of a certain location.
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And I can sweeten the deal
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with a night on the town thanks to those wallets
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I snip-snapped from those Warrior siblings.
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Skraw!
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Lastly, whoever keeps stealing the toilet paper, fine.
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But stop installing replacement rolls top-under.
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It's inhuman.
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Some of us ain't even human.
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Inhuman!
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Boom! C'est moi!
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We shall be keeping this fine idol in Phil's personal locker.
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Oh, what?! I mean, whatever.
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Naso will just steal it back. It's rightfully mine.
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You'd have to get by this fellow first.
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Skraw, y'all! Ha ha!
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Impressive work, Phil!
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Not only the Wooly Mantis statue,
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but an actual live wooly mantis as well.
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You have earned yourself double points!
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That puts your ranking... here!
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Wuzzity-wuzzity-what?!
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Even when Phil loses, he wins!
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You've lost literally nothing.
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I lost two things that you do not know about.
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Well, whoopty. I don't care.
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You don't have first yet, so you didn't quite wi--
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Skraw!
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Phil won this moment.
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