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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ It's the name and career ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Siblings who quest ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Which is what they do best ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ They have special tools ♪
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♪ For which they are fools ♪
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♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪
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♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪
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Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!
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♪♪
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Announcer: In Transylberia! Spoopy!
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[ Voom ] [ Prohyas laughs ]
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This new One Big Hole Magisword
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is like the best carnival game of all time.
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Will you please stop that and help me figure out where we are?
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Hey, I'm doing important business here.
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Pardon me, sir.
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If you can take a moment of my precious time?
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I'd love to introduce you to this amazing new --
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Whoop! Ee-yah!
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[ Laughs ]
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You know something, dear brother.
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I'm beginning to think that this treasure map
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that Ralphio sold you is a fake.
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Fake? No way.
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Ralphio wouldn't just lie, would he?
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[ Yoink! ] [ Baby crying ]
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It's lucky I was here.
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If you had eaten this,
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you would have gone to sleep for a hundred years.
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Oh!
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[ Growling in distance ]
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Ooh, noises. Something's coming this way.
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He's right!
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It sounds like a hoard of evil Snowmanpires!
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Naw, dude.
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This isn't Snowmanpire territ-- territ-- place.
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It's not? No, no, no.
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It's just a lot of evil Long Underwear Wolves.
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Long Underwear Wolves?! Long Underwear Wolves?!
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Boo to the yiggity ya! Boo to the yiggity ya!
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[ Growling ]
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There's more of 'em than I thought. What do we do?
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Hey, you know that new sword you keep using? Use that one.
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Oh, yeah, One Big Hole Magisword!
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[ Growling continues ]
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Make like soldiers and fall in!
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[ Voom! ] [ Screaming ]
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Announcer: Seeds of the Undead!
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Zombie Pumpkin: Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo.
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[ Vomits ]
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[ Strike! ]
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Watch that first step.
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It is actually a hole!
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[ Yelps ] [ Chomp! ]
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Zed-P! Zombie Pumpkin: [ Muffled ]
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Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo!
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Holes! Several consecutive holes!
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Ugh!
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Prohyas! [ Growls ]
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Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo! [ Yelps ]
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Are you okay, dear brother?
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Nope! Nope, nope! Nope!
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Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! No-o-o-o! Nope!
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Bet he will. Have some faith in him.
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Nope, no-ope, nope!
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He's gonna. Several nopes!
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Oh, surely he's not that doopie.
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Take that! Fall in the hole!
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[ Whistle! Thud! ] 5, 10, 15, 20...
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Make it rain. [ Wolf growls ]
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[ Boing! ]
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Saved by my Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!
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Good thing it sticks to snow!
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It doesn't.
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Oh. [ Sproing! ]
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Ahhh! [ Thud! ]
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Announcer: Magnet Magisword!
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[ Muffled ] I'm saved!
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Snowball Magisword!
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[ Screech! ]
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[ Whoosh! ]
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Huh?
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[ Zoom! ]
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Prohyas, it's a blizzard.
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We need to get to a safer area.
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Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!
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Rad Rocket?
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But it's so hard to contro-o-o-o-l!
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[ Whistle! Crash! ]
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Done and done. You're welcome.
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That's your cue to thank me.
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It is a tried and true passive-aggressive --
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Prohyas!
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Prohy-- you're in a trance, aren't you?
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Turns out I am turns out.
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This creepy house over here -- i-i-it's calling to me.
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Let's go in.
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Vambre: Prohyas, let's discuss this, shall we?
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Your trance is annoying!
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Ooh, you shouldn't go in there.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Penny: [ Southern accent ] Come on in, y'all!
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[ Door creaks ] Um, hello?
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♪♪
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[ Southern accent ] Well, how-de-do, you all!
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Howdy. Thank you so much
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for letting us intrude.
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My name is Vambre, and --
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Well, my name's Plasm --
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Penny Plasm of the Georgiatucky Plasms.
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It's been just ages since I've had a gentleman caller.
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Gentleman call--? Och.
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And what a sta-rong and handsome gentleman he is, too!
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Why don't y'all come on in and sit a spell?
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We shall. Thank you.
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We should all leave.
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So, that's my story.
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Ever since that accident with the power tools
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and the monkey claw and that doily,
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I've been all on my lonesome in this lonesome old house.
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But somethin' tells me I ain't gonna be lonesome much longer.
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[ Smooches ]
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Ooh, she's forward. Oh, that would make my day
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complete, wouldn't it?
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[ Smooching ] This thing you're doing
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with your lips on my face,
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what is that? It's called kissin',
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darlin'.
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Oh! So, that's what kissing is!
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I think I like -- Is it weird that I like it?
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Mmmmmmmm!
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Prohyas: Oh, my goodness.
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I am sitting right here!
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Vambre: I'll ask you that you not possess my brother.
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Possess him? Why, you got me wrong, sugar.
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I just want him to have a nice, old visit with me.
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See, Vambre? She just wants to visit.
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I've never experienced anything like this,
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and I think there's a solid possibility I might like it.
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She's a ghost, you twit.
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Vambre! Ghosts are people with feelings
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just like you and me, I think, maybe.
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Cor. Penny:
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Come on, my lovely suitor.
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Prohyas: This isn't -- this isn't a suit.
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Why don't you let me give you a li'l ol' tour of the mansion?
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I might like tours, too. Let's find out.
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Come back with my brother, you overly friendly ghost!
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Och.
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I may have been unclear earlier -- we should leave.
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And you were very right.
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As such, we've got to find Prohyas
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and get ho-- Aah! Crumbs on a bun!
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Whoa, then! [ Snaps fingers ]
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Not in any way good!
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[ Giggling ]
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This is wearing emaciated.
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[ Door creaks ] Prohyas,
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are you in there?!
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My, you all should pardon the expression, goodness!
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If you ain't purtier than a skunk
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being pulled up a steep hill in a red cart!
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That's... very specific,
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but thank you kindly, Miss Plasm.
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I think I'm in love.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Gee, I think you're neat, too.
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We were made for each other.
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Rowf! [ Smooches ] [ Muffled ]
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Oh, my goodness!
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[ Muffled ] Prohyas, we're going home!
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You're going to get ghouls in your gums!
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Ooh, yes.
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Well, I'm so glad I woke up today.
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Prohyas, my sweet.
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I haven't seen such lovely locks since Adonis.
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He was my horse.
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Do you want to be possessed or something?!
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Prohyas: I dunno, maybe.
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[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
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Huh, at least we didn't fall down the -- Ahh!
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[ Boing! ]
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She's unpleasant.
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If you don't mind, we all would like a little priv-acy!
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[ Warbling ] [ Scoffs ]
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Crumbs! Some kind of a ghostly force field
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has surrounded the house.
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I miss Prohyas.
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Well, guess you should take the hint and skee-daddle now!
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I will not be conversing with an unhelpful door today,
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thank you very much.
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You know, we doors have faced a lot of oppression.
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That's no way to talk to me.
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I am not leaving without my doopy brother.
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And no persnickety portal is going to prevent me!
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Ooh!
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I'd love to see you try, lady no-pants.
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[ Scoffs ] How dare you!
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Announcer: Boulder Magisword!
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Crud vapors! Huh!
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I bet you thought that would be my undo--
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Jack Hammer Magisword!
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[ Shing! Rumbling ]
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My undoing! It wasn't!
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Ooh! Look how impressed I am.
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Care to fail again?
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Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!
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[ Coughs ]
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Ooh, you okay?
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[ Ka-ching! ]
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Force-field dust. Force-field...dust.
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Blowdryer Magisword!
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Okay, it's not working.
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Oh, it -- no, it's not working.
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Well, that felt quite good. Please continue.
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Well, if we can't get inside,
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we'll just have to get Prohyas to come outside.
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Yes? How?
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Stop! Talking! To! Me!
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Tea and cookies, my honey lamb?
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Yeah. I am a honey lamb, aren't I?
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[ Boing! ] Oy!
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Yeah, yeah -- Oh! Right there.
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Right there. Whew!
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[ Muffled ] We've got to get out of here!
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[ Romantic music playing ] Och.
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Oh geez, we got to get him out of -- whatcha doing?
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I'm stupid-calling his stupid phone.
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[ Smooches ] [ Ringtone playing ]
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Oh, h-hey, Penny dear, could you see if that's my phone?
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Hi, there! It's Prohyas!
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Oh! Prohyas.
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Listen, you've got to get out of there or else --
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Leave a message after the funk.
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[ Funk music plays ] [ Cellphone beeps ]
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Penny, darling, I could just sit here with you forever.
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Forever?! Oh, do ya'll mean that, Prohyas?
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Turns out I do turns out.
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Prohyas, honey, I think it's time for you
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to cross to the other side.
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
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Of course, um, like the chicken?
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No. Of life!
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The only way we can be together forever
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is if you become a ghost, too.
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Wait, whatja -- hmm, did you say a ghost?
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Of course, sugar.
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I is gonna make you a ghost just like me.
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It'll be so romantic.
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Hmm, "romantic" isn't the first word that comes to mind.
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"Scary."
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Yeah, scary seems like the, um, term.
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Sweetie, being a ghost is a deal-breaker for me?
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Also, I dislike long goodbyes
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when my life is suddenly at stake.
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I'll treasure our time together deeply.
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Listen, Honeypot, this will go a lot quicker
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if you all stand still for a moment!
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Pardone?
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That was decidedly close.
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Close don't pay the piper, sweet pea.
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That's -- that's not an expression.
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Nope!
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Nope! Nope, nope, nope! Nope!
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No-no-nope-nope-nope! Nope!
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Nope divided by nope! Equals nope!
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Welp.
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Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!
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[ Zing! ]
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[ Zoom! ]
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Flower Power Magisword!
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For you, my lady.
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Oh, how lovely!
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[ Sniffs ] Sneak, sneak,
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sneak, sneak, sneak.
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Eh, sneak, sneak.
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Eh-sneak-sneakity. Nope!
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Nope, n-o-o-pe! Nope, nope, nope! Nope nopity!
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Again with the curtains.
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Gee, I hope I still got it with me. Yeah!
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It's a good thing Vambre lent this to me yesterday
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when I was making tomato relleno.
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[ Plonk! ]
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Now where has my no-good rotten sweetheart gone to?
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His ghost is upstairs. I'm merely Exhibit A.
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Oh, happy day! Here I come, loverboy!
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Exit, stage fright!
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[ Grunts ] This door won't budge!
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It's as if some ghostly force field were keeping me inside!
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Vambre: You ain't just whistling "Taps."
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Vambre!
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You got to get me out of this mansion that is haunted!
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I've tried, ya wee hen!
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The same force field that's keeping you in
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is keeping me out! Oy with the yelling.
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You're making enough noise to wake the dead.
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About that... Penny:
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Where is he?!
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I'll tear my sweet baboo limb from limb!
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Penny's coming back! What do we do?!
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I -- I don't know!
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Ooh, ooh. I have an idea.
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If you combine da hole with my ghosty seeds,
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um, dat might work.
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Yeah. Zed-P,
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you are brilliant!
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Gosh.
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Announcer: Zombie Pumpkin Magisword!
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One Big Hole Magisword!
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Super teamwork combo! Super teamwork combo!
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Super seed hole! Super seed hole!
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[ Voom ] Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo.
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When I get my hands on you, I'll -- [ Gulps ]
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Were those seeds of the undead?
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Funny you should ask. Yes.
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Oh, those make me temporarily powerless!
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Wow, how likely is that? Penny, look.
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I was really enjoying our visit,
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but to try to make someone into a ghost against their will
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is like three kinds of messed up.
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Vambre: Four kinds!
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Uh, okay, okay, four. Four kinds of messed up.
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I'm sorry I was a mite forceful with you all.
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I still love you.
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All my death I've waited for someone as wonderful as you.
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You can't blame a girl for getting a little excited.
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[ Snap! ] I am very attractive,
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I realize.
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Smooth. House:
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Uh! Don't hang out in me.
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Would you please reconsider and stay with me anyway, sugar?
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I love y'all like I've never done loved
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no anybody ever before. Ever.
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Oh, Penny. I'm completely new to -- whaddyacall it?
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Vambre: Affection. Yeah, that.
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I think you're way neat,
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but I don't think I'm ready to cease living for anyone yet.
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I'm -- [Sniffles] I'm sorry.
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Farewell, Penny. [ Cries ]
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It's a long trip home.
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Yes, and I'm sad now.
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Hey, I know what'll take your mind off it.
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Singing.
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♪ There once was a woodchuck, and his name was Floyd ♪
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♪ He did so much gnawing, his friends got annoyed ♪
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♪ "Oh Floyd," said his buddies, "all work and no play ♪
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♪ make Floyd a dull woodchuck, so let's play today" ♪
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You guys are the best.
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Oh, I don't think I'll ever get over Prohyas.
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I'll never love anybody else as long as --
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Excuse me. I, Phil, have been following
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this treasure map I stole, and I've become lost!
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Can you tell Phil, who is me,
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how to get back to the main road?
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Main road, nothin'!
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I'll take you to Smoochville!
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[ Screams ]
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Even when Phil loses, he wins!
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House: No!
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No one's gonna fix me, are they?
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♪♪
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