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[laughs] So, listen,
the defender asked me.
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"Are you sure that you
know what you're doing?"
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And I said, "You should've asked
yourself the same question"
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"when you wrote,
'This is a stick‐up'
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on the back of your paster."
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‐ Paster.. ‐ You're crazy! Ow!
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What is LOOFA?
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Well, isn't it that
children's organization
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that you're involved with?
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Yes, Leaders Of Our
Future America.
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One week in a month,
I shape the minds
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of impressionable youngsters.
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I guess that's not
long enough to do any
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permanent damage to them.
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I have been chosen
unsung hero of the year.
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This is a joke, right?
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Not at all.
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Last month we were
discussing our female heroes
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and your name came up right
between Maya Angelou
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and the pink Power Ranger.
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I'm not a hero.
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Say what you will,
Henrietta Humble.
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But I have proof of your heroism
right here in black and white.
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"July 9th, 1980, Gus
McGinty, 44 Trenton
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was pooled from his flaming
car by an unknown hero."
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Synclaire, I didn't
save that man's life.
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‐ What? ‐ Remember?
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That was the summer you teased
me about being too scared
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to knock on a door to sell
those Girl Scout Cookies.
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Oh, yeah! The whole troop called
you, "Khadijah‐can't‐feed‐ya."
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When I saw that article
I figured I'd tell you
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I was the unknown hero.
To shut you up.
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You lied to me?
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Well, you know, one little lie.
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Well, what else have
you lied about?
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Do you really know the
colonel's secret recipe?
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‐ Two little lies. ‐ Ah!
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a '90s
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Oh keep your head up ♪
♪ What?
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough ♪
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♪ You gotta fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirls
standing to my left ♪
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♪ And my right ♪
♪ True blue ♪
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♪ It's tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ Do what you want no
free position girl ♪
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♪ Ha ♪
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To sum things up, Ms. Richards
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we're recommending holdings
in blue chip and biotech.
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We've made the same
recommendations
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to many of your show
business colleagues.
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And I'm confident that
these sectors will yield
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at least a 20% return.
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Splendid.
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But confidence cannot buy a
first class ticket to France.
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And in large doses can
be fatally boring.
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You said the same thing
to Harry Belafonte
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in office affairs.
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She did.
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Do I feel the refreshing
breeze of a fan?
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Well, not a fan so
much as a connoisseur
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of great performance.
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[laughs]
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I've always liked you.
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What's your name?
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Kyle, Kyle Barker.
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Um, if we could get
back to the subject..
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Darling, we never left it.
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Kyle Barker.
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What do you recommend?
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That Lawrence is correct.
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Investing in blue chip
and biotech funds
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would provide relatively
risk‐free capital gains.
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Not to mention some hefty
dividends that are 85% tax free.
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Wow!
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I have 12 million Swiss Francs
collecting dust in Geneva.
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I'd like to do
something with it.
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How does that sound?
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That sounds like 10
million American dollars.
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I like that sound.
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Splendid. Well, it's settled.
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But please excuse me.
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I'm late for my eucalyptus
beauty flogging with Natasha.
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And I love my beauty flogging.
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[purring]
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I'll show you to the other room.
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I couldn't call off
the award ceremony.
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Those LOOFA kids love you.
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One of them named his
parakeet Khadijah.
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I'm up against a wall here.
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A wall you built with
your bricks of deception.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Ah, just take the story
that fooled Synclaire
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make it a little
more believable.
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Fool the kids.
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Fool the kids?
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Whoa, the devil's puttin'
in some overtime
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up in here, ain't he?
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At least take a look
at this videotape
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the children made for you.
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It took them two weeks
to put this together.
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(children on TV) 'Khadijah
James, you're our hero.'
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'We love you. Yay.'
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It took them two
weeks to make that?
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Well, when you're seven and
hopped up on Pixy Stix
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it takes you a little
while to get focused.
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Now, Khadijah, what do you say?
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Alright.
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If it'll keep them off
that sugar, I'll do it.
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[knock on door]
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Evening people.
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Would anyone like to
know what time it is
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on my new Rolex Presidential?
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Whoo!
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Okay, shorty, what time is it?
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Who cares, man? It's a
Rolex Presidential.
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Let me see.
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Damn, and it's real too.
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This is a congratulatory
gift to myself.
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I just landed a multi‐million
dollar account today
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by convincing Ms.
Jacqueline Richards
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to invest with our firm.
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‐ Oh‐ho, get out of here.
‐ Jacqueline Richards.
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Um, who‐who is
Jacqueline Richards?
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Oh, my God, I mean, uh,
she's‐she's a legend.
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The Broadway singer,
dancer, actress.
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She hosted the Tony
Awards last year
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in an Yves Saint
Laurent original.
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Overton, she was
on the Love Boat.
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Remember she was falling
for that con man
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and Isaac gave her advice
on the Promenade Deck?
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Oh, that‐that's the one
with Sherman Hemsley
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and his tour de force
performance as Slick.
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‐ Now you know. ‐ Why
didn't you just say so?
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Anyway, I'm delivering some
papers to her house tonight.
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Delivering papers.
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[laughs]
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Is that what the kids are
calling it nowadays?
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Oh, yeah, I read that Ms.
Jacqueline likes her men
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young and tender.
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Of which Kyle is neither.
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Look, just because the lady
invited me to her house
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does not mean that
she wants my body.
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Despite the obvious incentives.
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Oh, no, be careful, shorty.
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'Cause older women can be
masters of manipulation.
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Ms. Essner up in 4B asked me
up there to fix her toilet.
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When I got up there, she wanted
me to jiggle little more than
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just that handle, I tell ya.
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[doorbell rings]
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Good evening, I'm Carl Barker.
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Well, you must be
the stock broker.
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Jacqueline's been raving about?
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I'm Danny, Jacqueline's
right hand.
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Please.
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Jacqueline will be
with you momentarily.
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Ah‐ah‐ah
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the Chippendale is for
looking, not lounging.
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[scatting]
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[scatting continues]
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Well..
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I thought for a moment Mel
Torme had stopped by.
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Ms. Richards, uh, I'm‐I'm
sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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No need to apologize.
Well, what do you think?
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I mean, this is incredible.
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Look, there's Betty Davis and
Pearl Bailey, Frank Sinatra.
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Oh, the affairs this
apartment has seen.
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Now, who's the young guy
in the matador suit?
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Oh, the affairs this
apartment has seen.
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That's my most recent friend.
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He is no friend of ours.
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What would you say to
a glass of champagne?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I never
drink while I do business.
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And I never do business
without a drink.
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Are we at an impasse?
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[chuckles]
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You know, um, I was inspired
to take piano lessons
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after I heard Joe Sample
accompany you on.
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"Someone To Watch Over Me."
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Well, let's see if the
piano lessons paid off.
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[piano music]
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♪ There's a somebody ♪
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♪ I'm longing to see ♪
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♪ I hope that he ♪
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♪ Turns out to be ♪
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♪ Someone to watch ♪
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♪ Over me ♪
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♪ I'm a little lamb ♪
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♪ Who's lost in the wood ♪
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♪ Lost in the wood ♪
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♪ I know I could ♪
♪ I know I could ♪
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♪ Always be good ♪
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♪ To one ♪
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♪ Who'll watch ♪
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♪ Over me ♪
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Kyle, I must ask you something.
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I ca.. I.. I can't
sleep with you.
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[laughs] Silly, silly boy.
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Oh, precious.
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But frankly, darling,
you're a little old for me.
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Uh, I'm‐I'm‐I'm really sorry.
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I‐I don't know what
I was thinking.
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Um, look, if‐if you
just sign these papers.
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I‐I can be on my way.
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No need to apologize.
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You're not the first man
to fantasize about me.
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‐ Stay. ‐ Okay.
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So, um..
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[chuckles] Wha‐what‐what
did you wanna ask me?
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Sleep with me.
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Gotcha!
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[laughs]
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Escort me to a benefit
ball tonight.
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The mayor is raising money
to clean the graffiti
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off the animals
in the Bronx Zoo.
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Sure, sure, I'd love to go.
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Splendid.
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Then let's be on our way.
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‐ Oh, Kyle. ‐ 'Mm‐hmm.'
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Would you bring me
my wrap please?
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Sure..
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And my purse.
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I have a surprise for you.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, wow, a gold lighter.
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I'm‐I'm sorry, I
really couldn't.
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‐ I insist. ‐ But I don't smoke.
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I do.
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[sighs]
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Oh, I just bought the same boa.
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You saw me at the mall,
you little thief.
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(Kyle) 'No, it's..'
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Doing a few favors
for Jacqueline.
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It's a small price to pay
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for a multi‐million
dollar account.
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Don't you think?
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People, people, people, people.
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I have an important
announcement to make.
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We like it when our
people work hard.
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We like it more when
they make gobs of money.
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Congratulations, Kyle. You're
the funds manager of the month.
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Thank you.
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Okay, kids, let's go
and make more gobs.
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Oh, Kyle, your first funds
manager of the month award.
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After only two years.
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It's funny.
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I got mine the second
month I was here.
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Yes, Lawrence, they had such
high hopes for you back then.
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Oh‐ho!
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Guess who?
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Jacqueline, this is a surprise.
256
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,486
Ah, Ms. Richards, I
rented your film.
257
00:13:49,553 --> 00:13:50,920
"Queen Of The Kalahari."
258
00:13:50,986 --> 00:13:53,853
I thought you gave the
performance of a lifetime.
259
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:58,520
That piece of celluloid trash
was the bane of my existence.
260
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,053
Don't dawdle, Kyle
261
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,826
we have reservations at The
Four Seasons for lunch.
262
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,860
Oh, I'm sorry, I
couldn't possibly go.
263
00:14:04,926 --> 00:14:07,193
[knock on door] Ah, Maxine, this is Ms.
Jacqueline.
264
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,226
Ms. Richards, Maxine Shaw.
265
00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:10,993
I have seen "Queen
Of The Kalahari"
266
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,560
28 times. It is my
favorite movie.
267
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:17,326
Thank you. It was mine too.
268
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,693
What a vivacious young lady!
269
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,560
‐ Are you a member of the firm?
‐ Well‐‐.
270
00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:26,126
No, actually, Maxine is my
lunch date for this afternoon.
271
00:14:26,193 --> 00:14:28,126
That's why I have to pass
on The Four Seasons.
272
00:14:28,193 --> 00:14:29,926
[chuckles] Wait, wait.
273
00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:33,093
You're passin' up a four
star lunch with an icon
274
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,593
for a hot dog on
a bench with me?
275
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:35,820
‐ Yes, I am. ‐ Oh, no, no, no.
276
00:14:35,887 --> 00:14:37,287
Oh, no, no, you go. You must go.
277
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:41,360
[laughing] This young lady gets
more impressive by the moment.
278
00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:43,360
Marry her, Kyle.
279
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:52,960
‐ Buon appetito. I ‐
Yeah, bye‐bye, yeah.
280
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:55,793
Four Seasons, huh?
281
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,060
[laughs]
282
00:14:57,126 --> 00:15:01,566
Oh, charming ashtray.
283
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,900
(Khadijah) And then there
were flames everywhere.
284
00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:17,566
So I had to like pull
my shirt over my face
285
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:19,100
just to breathe
through the smoke.
286
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,066
If your shirt was over your face
287
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,866
couldn't people see your bra?
288
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,566
[laughs]
289
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:30,866
Anyway, the windows were rolled
up and the doors were locked.
290
00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:34,066
So I had to climb on top
of the flaming vehicle
291
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,933
and pry open the sunroof.
292
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,133
How'd you pry open the
sunroof without a crowbar?
293
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,066
The end, thank you.
294
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:47,266
What happened to our hero, Ms.
Synclaire?
295
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,466
Doesn't she wanna
talk to us anymore?
296
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,433
I don't know, Jim.
297
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,633
I just don't know.
298
00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:58,800
There just aren't
any heroes anymore.
299
00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:00,940
First, we lost Darryl Strawberry
300
00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:03,006
then MaCaulay Culkin.
301
00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:06,206
Then Darryl Strawberry again.
302
00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:09,640
‐ Now this. ‐ I
know, girl, I know.
303
00:16:11,273 --> 00:16:13,606
Well, wait a minute now, I
want you to give me a chance.
304
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,806
I wasn't finished.
305
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:20,073
The flames danced
across the black top
306
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:23,273
like the devil's
own chorus line.
307
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:26,906
From within the car I heard
a faint cry for help.
308
00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:32,273
"Little girl on the Kick 'n' Go
309
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,606
you're my only chance."
310
00:16:34,673 --> 00:16:36,706
So with no thought
for my own safety
311
00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:40,906
I reached in and I grabbed Mr.
McGinty from the inferno.
312
00:16:40,973 --> 00:16:45,306
But didn't the fire
burn your hands?
313
00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:47,806
Right through to the bone.
314
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:51,273
But through the miracle of
bionics, these are brand new!
315
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,506
[all cheering]
316
00:16:53,573 --> 00:16:55,473
Yo, for bionic hands,
they could have done
317
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:58,273
a better job on them nails.
318
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:01,013
And now, Ms. Khadijah, our
special surprise guest.
319
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,146
Surprise guest?
320
00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:05,313
The man who owes his life to you Mr.
Gus McGinty.
321
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:11,746
Now, this is a beautiful moment.
322
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:16,013
I think I see tears of
joy in Khadijah's eyes.
323
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,080
Yeah, and now she's gonna
have to pull her own ass
324
00:17:18,146 --> 00:17:19,446
out that fire.
325
00:17:22,513 --> 00:17:24,880
I don't‐I don't
know, I don't know.
326
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,113
[laughs nervously]
327
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,246
Hi, Mr. McGinty, it's
nice to see you a‐again.
328
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:34,246
Nah, I've never seen
you before in my life.
329
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:39,446
Well, obviously Mr.
McGinty is still a little
330
00:17:39,513 --> 00:17:40,913
traumatized from that incident
331
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,380
that happened all
those years ago.
332
00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:46,080
Now, work with me, man.
333
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:47,613
Don't you remember
what I said to you
334
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,046
just before I pulled
you from the flames?
335
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,846
Everything's gonna be okay.
336
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,286
It was you! God bless you.
337
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,486
[all cheering]
338
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,753
[doorbell rings]
339
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,586
Oh, Kyle.
340
00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:18,053
You look almost as
swell as I will.
341
00:18:19,653 --> 00:18:22,453
Uh, excuse me, but I
assumed an art auction
342
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,053
at Sotheby's would be
a tad more formal.
343
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,453
Oh, your instincts
serve you well.
344
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,253
Actually, the auction will not
start for another two hours.
345
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,320
And I need someone to walk
my poodles, Miles and Dizzy.
346
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,286
Is that what I think it is?
347
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:41,853
It's a shovel of sorts.
348
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,520
Oh, by the way, Miles was
neutered on Thursday
349
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:48,253
and he's a bit snippy.
350
00:18:50,553 --> 00:18:52,853
With all due respect, Jacqueline
351
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,386
for the past week I
have escorted you
352
00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:56,986
to various functions
353
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:01,193
silently inhaling your
secondhand smoke.
354
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:02,926
I have even blocked your bower
355
00:19:02,993 --> 00:19:07,560
and now you want me to scoop
the poop of a neutered poodle?
356
00:19:09,893 --> 00:19:11,693
This must end.
357
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:16,393
Well, the night has
taken an ugly turn.
358
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:19,593
Jacqueline, there are some
things that I am willing to do
359
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,326
for a $10 million account.
360
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,660
And as I'm discovering
right now..
361
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:26,393
Some things that I am not.
362
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,726
I thought we were friends.
363
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,560
No, I don't think you know
what it is to be a friend.
364
00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:31,906
Nobody has spoken
to me like that
365
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,026
since Cosby refused to
snake my kitchen sink.
366
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,660
Uh..
367
00:19:38,726 --> 00:19:40,593
If I ever asked you
to do something
368
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,260
you thought was beneath
you, I apologize.
369
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,326
Apology accepted.
370
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,426
And if it seemed that at times
I have been manipulative
371
00:19:49,493 --> 00:19:51,793
well, it's because
through the years
372
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:54,126
I have found people have
been more loyal to my money
373
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,560
than they were to me.
374
00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:00,166
Jacqueline, that's
not the way I work.
375
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,566
Look, I really wouldn't mind
doing some things for you
376
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:06,166
but out of friendship, not
because you're wealthy.
377
00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,900
I'm speechless.
378
00:20:09,766 --> 00:20:12,566
There's only one thing to do.
379
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:15,333
If we're going to be friends
380
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,033
I am divesting my
money from your firm.
381
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,500
Uh, let us discuss the
parameters of our friendship
382
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:24,533
shall we?
383
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,833
If you take your
money from my firm
384
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,800
I will be in big trouble.
385
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:32,466
Now, is that friendly?
386
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,566
Alright, Kyle.
387
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:41,866
I'll keep the account
open for you.
388
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:43,500
[whispers] Thank you.
389
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:47,366
‐ Question. ‐ Huh?
390
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:52,500
Would a friend join a
friend in walking her dogs?
391
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,866
Certainement.
392
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:59,140
But I am not scooping.
393
00:21:02,073 --> 00:21:04,073
A friend would.
394
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,973
Yeah, well, did Mr. Cosby?
395
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,906
Tempestt Bledsoe did.
396
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:12,906
Well, let's call her.
397
00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:19,040
[Kyle laughing]
398
00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:21,206
(Regine) Don't go away,
we'll be right back.
399
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,640
So, I'm sorry I led you to
believe I saved your life.
400
00:21:27,706 --> 00:21:30,740
When I saw those worshipping
eyes staring at me
401
00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:32,873
there's no way I could've
let those kids down.
402
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:35,573
It takes a big person
to admit they lied.
403
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,640
Ah, we all make mistakes.
404
00:21:37,706 --> 00:21:40,006
I shouldn't have been
shaving and driving.
405
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,420
Well, I tell you what,
first thing tomorrow
406
00:21:43,444 --> 00:21:45,725
I'm gonna call each of those
kids and set things straight.
407
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,106
Good for you.
408
00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:51,006
Eh, could you leave the
shaving thing out of it?
409
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,373
You okay? Are you..
Oh, my goodness!
410
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,946
[grunts]
411
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,446
My God, you saved my life!
412
00:22:05,546 --> 00:22:08,213
Synclaire, I saved his life.
413
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,213
Yes, Khadijah. You did.
414
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,180
No, no, for real. For real.
415
00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:14,246
Tell her, Mr. McGinty.
416
00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:15,780
She did.
417
00:22:15,846 --> 00:22:18,080
Sure, sure.
418
00:22:18,146 --> 00:22:20,946
No, for real, I did.
I'll show you.
419
00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:22,346
Swallow this.
420
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,446
(Regine) Woo‐hoo!
421
00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:26,746
[Regine chuckles]
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