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♪ Obie in the bath tub ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ A lot of things to do ♪
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[knock on the door]
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Come on, Overton, man,
tub time is over.
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I'm sure you have washed places
even you didn't know you had.
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Oh, hold tight, shorty.
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Mr. Bubble and I got some
unfinished business.
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Oh, Overton, the nature's
callin' on the private line.
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Oh, Kyle, you know
what they say.
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Cleanliness is
next to Godliness.
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Right now, I'm tryin' to get
much closer to the man upstairs.
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Yeah. But you know what?
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Right now the man out here
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is tryin' to get closer
to some porcelain.
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[thud]
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You know, Obie..
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Maybe we should get out now.
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‐ I mean, we are pretty clean.
‐ Yeah.
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But now is time to get..
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A little dirty.
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[jazz music]
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a 90's
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girl
standin' to my left ♪
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♪ And my right true blue ♪
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♪ It's tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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♪ Ha‐a‐a ♪
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Oh! Oh, Khadijah, look.
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Look at that face on that doll.
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It's so lifelike! It
almost looks real.
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No! That's Marie Osmond.
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Her dolls are over here.
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[knock on door]
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Hey, hey! Uh, can I
use your bathroom?
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Go ahead, Kyle. "Tootsee Roll."
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Hey, people. Here's your video.
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Max, you were suppose
to return this
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to the video store two days ago.
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Yes, but according
to their record
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you were suppose to
return this two days ago.
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'Adios.'
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And what are you doing
here, Chewbacca?
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Hey, Khadijah told me she
taught a doggy how to talk.
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‐ I am impressed!
Yes. ‐ Heh‐heh.
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Kyle, can you give these
phone messages to Synclaire?
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Tell her, her mother called
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her friend Sophia called.
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And Overton called because
he knows how much she loves
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receiving phone messages.
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Well, how delightful. I'm
her connoisseur now, huh?
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No, dear, connoisseurs
don't handle messages.
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You're her phone boy.
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Oh, "Speed." You know, this'll
be great for my day tonight.
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‐ You mind if I borrow it?
‐ Sure.
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As long as you return
and pay the late fees.
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Hey, no problem.
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You know, um, this
movie inspired
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one of my greatest
come on lines.
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You know, if we slow down..
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We may explode.
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Hey, Kyle, can you help us
build our Barbarian castle?
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Maybe you can even put a hutch
back in the bell tower.
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It is my fondest desire.
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But some dreams are
better left unfulfilled.
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And, Synclaire,
these are for you.
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Oh.
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Oh, Obie, you called.
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What a shame, you couldn't
have been there for that one.
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Oh, Kyle, are‐are you
going in the kitchen?
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I thought I might.
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Oh, please, don't open the
oven or the refrigerator.
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[chuckles] I'm gonna
kick myself, but why?
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Because Obie's socks are
warming in the oven.
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And I have pudding parfaits
chilling in the fridge.
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Don't want the skin
to break, you know.
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My woman knows how to pamper me.
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You know, I'm just
gonna go lay down.
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And unless, of course, you
have something warming
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or chilling in my bedroom?
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[chuckles] Oh, no, no, no!
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But you do want us to
wake you for Jazzercise?
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It would behoove you not to.
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[chuckling] Hey, Khadijah,
listen to this.
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"His luxurious lux
brushed across my bosom
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"as we embraced and
fell into the haystack.
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"The combination of his cologne
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sweat and straw intoxicated me."
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[inhales]
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My goodness! How does
Synclaire read this trash?
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It's mine.
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‐ What you're looking for?
‐ The tape, the tape.
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The "Speed" tape. I put the
wrong video in the box.
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So?
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So let's just say..
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That the one missing
is very special.
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Aah!
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Home‐made.
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Wait, wait, wait! Incriminating?
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[sighs] There's a whole lotta
freaky‐sneaky going on.
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Ahh!
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Max, tell us in complete detail
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what has finally
caught up with you?
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A bridal shower last month.
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A certain stripper by the
name of Officer Goodbody
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was also in attendance.
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[laughing]
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He asked for volunteers
and you know how I feel
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about civic duty, I..
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[laughing]
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And you taped it?
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If I taped it, I wouldn't be in it.
Come on!
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Where is it?
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‐ The tape‐‐ ‐ Khadijah, please.
Let me.
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Please!
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[chuckling]
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Kyle has it.
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Kyle, who?
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[laughing] Your Kyle.
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Oh, come on!
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Wait, Max, Max, Max!
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Now, I'm sure if he'd seen it,
you would've heard it by now.
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Look, if you'd like, I'll
go up there and ask him‐‐.
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No! Khadijah, don't do
that, don't do like that!
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Stop! Come on, now.
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This is serious.
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[laughing] Okay.
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Okay, okay, let's ask
Synclaire to get it for us.
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Oh, sure, yeah, right, she'd
just go up to Kyle and say
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hey, can I have that dirty Max tape?
Oops, sorry!
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Well, I guess we just
gonna have to go up there
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and... sneak in, when
he's not around.
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Now, Khadijah, you can't just
walk in the Kyle's place
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and take things.
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[sighs] You're right.
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I'm gonna need some equipment.
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A 30 foot rope..
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Grappling hook..
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And sand paper.
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You've done this
before, haven't you?
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If I told you..
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I'd have to kill you.
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There you are.
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Oh, Synclaire, w‐why are all
these chocolates half eaten?
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'Cause they all had
nasty middles.
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I bought those for my date.
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Uh, I'm sorry, Kyle. Oh.
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Uh, when I've read the note, "To
pollen bee, from buttercup"
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I naturally assumed
they were for me.
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[chuckles] You know, Synclaire, I
have a bunch of rose in refrigerator.
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You could, uh, cut the
heads off of those?
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Man, why should you do
that over my oatmeal soap?
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And‐and‐and what's with
the garden hose, what?
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I am filling up
my new water bed.
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I thought we agreed,
no aquatic furniture.
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Well, see, Synclaire
likes the waves.
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And until I can afford
to take her on a cruise
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this is gonna have to do.
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Oh, Obie, let me.
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Yeah, take 'em.
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‐ I found a new spot. ‐ Ooh.
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Oh, my God!
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I can't take this. "Ooh,
I found a new spot."
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[indistinct murmuring]
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[sniffles]
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Cheddar?
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Excuse me!
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Why does my Surge Xpress
smell like cheese?
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Well, I‐I did make a grill
cheese sandwich with it.
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Y‐you made food with my iron?
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Sorry, dawg, but
the‐the combination
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of heat and steam
adds the moistness
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you just can't get
with the skillet.
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But this is disgust..
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Okay, look, I thought you
all going somewhere.
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‐ How long you gonna be in here?
‐ Oh, yes.
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As soon as she gets
finished pattin' me down
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with the lid brush, we're..
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Oh, oh, you got that.
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Yeah.
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Well, I feel like
I'm in the way.
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So maybe I'll leave.
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You see what I'm sayin'?
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‐ This plan won't work.
‐ And why not?
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'Cause we don't
own a helicopter.
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Okay, plan E.
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We'll take the roof, shimmy
down the fire escape
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and go in through the window.
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Oh, no, y'all, this
sounds like a job
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you hire some one else to do.
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You seem to forget.
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I'm the woman who stole
Reddick High's mascot.
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The screamin' chinchilla.
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Please, of course, I remember.
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I still have the scars
from that rodent attack.
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Nobody told you to
try or wear it.
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Who cares, we gotta get up
there and get that tape
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before anybody gets home.
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Yeah. Now, Regine, you
said you'll help.
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So you'd be lookout.
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Oh, there's no
glamour in lookout!
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Fine. You shimmy down
the dirty fire escape.
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Climb through the
filthy window‐‐.
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Alright! Alright.
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Alright, fine. I'll
be the lookout.
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And if I get caught
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I'm rattin' out this
whole operation, si?
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Now, I'm gonna pry
open the window.
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Max, you slip in,
retrieve the tape
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and then we'll come
back down here.
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And look at it.
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Okay, let's do this!
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Ready!
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‐ Let's go. Let's go!
‐ Let's go, go!
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Let's go!
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Okay. Okay, go on.
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[clicking]
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‐ All clear. ‐ Alright. Okay.
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Now, go in there and
go get that tape!
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You go in there
and get the tape.
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No, you go get it.
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Come on, our plan was
that you go in there.
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No, I don't remember that.
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You will get there..
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Oh.
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Khadijah, that's him.
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Ooh. Grr.
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Kyle?
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Hello, there. I'm Synclaire.
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Christina.
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Um, it's my roommate's
girlfriend.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I've interrupted.
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Listen, can I get you something?
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Pudding parfait?
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Tall tangy glass
of tomato juice?
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Maybe I'll come back when you
have the place to yourself.
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No! No, no, wait. I‐I've
rented "Speed" and everything.
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You know, it's 90
minutes of heart stop
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and pounding action!
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Damn!
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Kyle, I love that movie.
Come on, let's watch.
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Do you realize..
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What you have just done?
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I have feelings for that woman
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00:13:11,895 --> 00:13:15,028
and I was hoping that she
would return them tonight.
254
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,862
Synclaire, what are you
doing on the cou..
255
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,662
Where's Overton?
256
00:13:20,728 --> 00:13:22,828
He went to buy me a
snore‐no‐more pillow.
257
00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:27,728
Synclaire, I was down at your
apartment the other day.
258
00:13:27,795 --> 00:13:30,695
And it occurred to me,
something was missing, you.
259
00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:34,428
I'm sorry. I've ruined
your date, Kyle.
260
00:13:34,495 --> 00:13:37,328
No! No, no, no, no, no. It is
not just the date, Synclaire.
261
00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:39,028
It is the socks in the oven.
262
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:43,128
It is the Jazzercise,
during my naps.
263
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:46,162
I cannot use my kitchen.
I can't use my bathroom.
264
00:13:46,228 --> 00:13:47,828
I can't watch my TV.
265
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,528
And you cheesed my iron!
266
00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:53,428
Now, go!
267
00:13:53,495 --> 00:13:55,962
Okay, Kyle, I'll go.
268
00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:57,695
But you never did give
Jazzercise a chance
269
00:13:57,762 --> 00:13:59,095
you know that.
270
00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:02,768
Listen, when Obie comes back
271
00:14:02,835 --> 00:14:06,102
could you tell him that his
drill bits are in the sink?
272
00:14:06,168 --> 00:14:08,668
Also, there's some orange
juice pops in the freezer.
273
00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:10,702
You might wanna go
get yourself one.
274
00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:12,968
Soothing for your throat. Yeah.
275
00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:24,168
[indistinctly chatter]
276
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,335
[instrumental music]
277
00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:42,635
Hey, Kyle.
278
00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:45,902
‐ Where's Synclaire?
‐ She had to go.
279
00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:48,435
Why?
280
00:14:48,502 --> 00:14:49,735
Because I told her to.
281
00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:50,868
You did what?
282
00:14:50,935 --> 00:14:52,602
Man, she busted up
my date, alright?
283
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:53,802
She's here all the time
284
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:57,002
so I told her to take
her behind home.
285
00:14:57,068 --> 00:15:00,442
Oh! You did, did you?
286
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,175
Yes, I did. She
does not live here.
287
00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:05,908
Well, I do, and she
is my girlfriend.
288
00:15:05,975 --> 00:15:09,108
Well, your girlfriend
is getting on my nerve.
289
00:15:13,108 --> 00:15:14,842
Alright, bro, set it off.
290
00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:16,075
‐ Come on. ‐ Oh, what‐what..
291
00:15:16,142 --> 00:15:17,475
What‐what're you gonna do?
292
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,475
[indistinct chatter]
293
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,975
Can we help you?
294
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:40,075
Um, um, we‐we heard a commotion.
295
00:15:40,142 --> 00:15:43,742
Right? So... so..
296
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:47,608
So we ran upstairs and we
scurried across the roof.
297
00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:50,342
And we came down
the fire escape..
298
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,342
To see if y'all was okay.
299
00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:58,575
Uh‐huh?
300
00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:03,015
Uh, have you seen Synclaire?
301
00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:05,015
We haven't seen her since
Kyle kicked her out.
302
00:16:06,948 --> 00:16:08,882
She left cryin' like a baby.
303
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:18,782
Yeah, well, lucky for you. I
gotta go check on Synclaire.
304
00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:21,129
No, it's lucky for you. You
need to go check on Synclaire.
305
00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:22,348
Yeah.
306
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:40,615
‐ Good looking out, Regine.
‐ Uh‐uh, uh‐uh.
307
00:16:40,682 --> 00:16:42,815
I was lookin' out.
308
00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:45,948
I flashed my light to
the East three times.
309
00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:50,215
That was the signal for plan C!
310
00:16:51,282 --> 00:16:54,148
I can't believe we
didn't get that tape!
311
00:16:54,215 --> 00:16:56,782
I can't believe I broke up my
grappling hook for nothing!
312
00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:02,988
I heard what happened, sweet
pea, and Kyle apologized
313
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:06,755
from the bottom of his
selfish unfeelin' heart.
314
00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:08,788
‐ He apologized? ‐ Oh, he will.
315
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:11,222
As soon as I go upstairs and
put him in the Half Nelson.
316
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:15,522
That's very sweet, Obie,
but in his own rude way
317
00:17:15,588 --> 00:17:17,988
Kyle has a point.
318
00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:20,655
Excuse, eh?
319
00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:21,855
Kyle's right.
320
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:23,955
Maybe I've been up there
a little too much.
321
00:17:24,022 --> 00:17:26,062
I mean, I know what it's
like when someone overstays
322
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,353
their welcome, I mean,
look at Max, uff.
323
00:17:31,522 --> 00:17:33,488
I don't know, but
see, you're my girl.
324
00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:35,488
Max is a vagrant.
325
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,522
I'm not going to let Kyle
dictate our every move.
326
00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:41,588
I mean, who does he
think he is, Geppetto?
327
00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:44,155
Dance, puppet, dance!
328
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:46,055
Obie.
329
00:17:46,122 --> 00:17:47,822
I know when you start
quoting Pinocchio
330
00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:51,622
you're not feeling
so good about this..
331
00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:53,888
I'm gonna go upstairs and
straighten all of this out
332
00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:56,822
and maybe iron
myself some bakin'.
333
00:18:00,828 --> 00:18:05,495
Property of O. W. Jones.
334
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,628
Mine.
335
00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:12,162
Mine!
336
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:14,895
Mine!
337
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,228
Overton, what are you doing?
338
00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:20,528
Markin' my territory.
339
00:18:20,595 --> 00:18:23,528
Well, since when is this
ashtray become your territory?
340
00:18:23,595 --> 00:18:25,528
Since, I reglazed it.
341
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,462
‐ But there's more. ‐ Oh, yeah?
342
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:32,795
That side of the room
over there, that's yours.
343
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:36,462
This back and
through here, mine.
344
00:18:36,528 --> 00:18:39,128
And all this area, all
up and through here
345
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:41,828
that's just neutral territory.
346
00:18:41,895 --> 00:18:44,528
And I'm gonna throw in this
little area as a bone.
347
00:18:44,595 --> 00:18:48,995
Seeing as though it wasn't
built for man of my ...statue.
348
00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:53,328
You‐you‐you tripping, man.
349
00:18:53,395 --> 00:18:56,195
No, you're trippin', you
kicked Synclaire out of here.
350
00:18:56,262 --> 00:18:58,628
Man, you have women comin' in
this apartment all the time.
351
00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:00,135
I won't say a word.
352
00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:01,482
I mean, you treat
this place like
353
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,439
your own little
sexual "Romper Room."
354
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,335
Overton, my dates come,
we play, they go.
355
00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:11,468
They do not move in.
356
00:19:11,535 --> 00:19:14,535
Oh, I see what the problem is.
357
00:19:14,602 --> 00:19:15,635
You're just jealous
358
00:19:15,702 --> 00:19:17,768
'cause I got a
steady relationship.
359
00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:20,102
[laughing]
360
00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:22,968
Yeah, right, I'm jealous of you
sleeping with the same woman
361
00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:24,235
night‐after‐night.
362
00:19:24,302 --> 00:19:27,302
Whoo, why couldn't I'd be
more like Overton, hmm?
363
00:19:31,235 --> 00:19:33,202
'Cause you're
selfish, pig‐headed
364
00:19:33,268 --> 00:19:35,768
womanizer and sex‐freak!
365
00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:39,435
[chuckles] And you
are just whipped!
366
00:19:40,835 --> 00:19:42,235
‐ Oh, yeah? ‐ 'Yeah.'
367
00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:44,502
Well, I don't like the
kind of groceries you buy.
368
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:49,668
I mean, what kind of brother
sippin' on wine coolers?
369
00:19:51,368 --> 00:19:54,135
Well, excuse me, I'm sorry
if I'm not throwing back.
370
00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:56,802
Yoo‐hoos at every given moment.
371
00:19:58,468 --> 00:20:00,342
Man, what's up with
all this water?
372
00:20:02,008 --> 00:20:03,875
Oh.
373
00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:05,042
Ooh, my!
374
00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:10,175
‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Well,
do somethin', man.
375
00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:25,808
[chuckles] Come on, man, we gotta
get this thing up out of here, man.
376
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,142
Man, you must be crazy. This
thing will weigh a ton.
377
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,737
Hey, look, you wanna
lift a ton of water
378
00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:34,104
or you wanna swim
in a ton of water?
379
00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:35,504
Grab that end.
380
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,304
Oh, man!
381
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:42,404
‐ Man, are you ready?
‐ Let's go, come on.
382
00:20:42,471 --> 00:20:44,137
A one.
383
00:20:44,204 --> 00:20:45,571
A two.
384
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:47,037
(both) A three!
385
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:48,537
[both grunting]
386
00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:52,804
‐ Uh. ‐ Aah! Uh.
387
00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:54,304
This is good.
388
00:20:54,371 --> 00:20:56,871
Uh.
389
00:20:56,937 --> 00:21:00,611
Whose bright idea was it to get
a water bed in the first place?
390
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,977
‐ Synclaire's. ‐ Oh!
391
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,611
Kinda ironic, huh?
392
00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:06,944
[chuckles]
393
00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:09,711
With all this water, y'all
could take a bath in here.
394
00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:12,744
Maybe I can get in
the bathroom now.
395
00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,144
‐ Yeah. ‐ Oh.
396
00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:15,877
I guess now is a
good time to say
397
00:21:15,944 --> 00:21:19,311
that I'm kinda sorry that
Synclaire and I took over
398
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:20,944
your apartment, shorty.
399
00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:24,044
Yeah, well, I shouldn't
have thrown Synclaire out.
400
00:21:24,111 --> 00:21:25,744
I should have talked
to you first.
401
00:21:25,811 --> 00:21:27,711
‐ Yeah. ‐ Oh.
402
00:21:27,777 --> 00:21:30,877
‐ Kyle? ‐ Yeah.
403
00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:34,777
‐ Watch dog. ‐
Yeah, bow and wow.
404
00:21:34,844 --> 00:21:36,777
[instrumental music]
405
00:21:40,577 --> 00:21:42,844
Max, you had ample time
to find that tape.
406
00:21:42,911 --> 00:21:44,844
You didn't find it.
It just wasn't there.
407
00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:48,744
Well, I guess, I'm just
sittin' on a time bomb.
408
00:21:48,811 --> 00:21:50,577
I don't know when? I
don't know where?
409
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:53,111
But it's just bound
to show up somewhere.
410
00:21:54,911 --> 00:21:56,844
[instrumental music on TV]
411
00:21:59,811 --> 00:22:02,317
(Max on TV) 'Officer,
do you have a license'
412
00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:04,317
'to carry that, hmm?'
413
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,551
‐ This is nasty. ‐ Um..
414
00:22:08,617 --> 00:22:10,751
Uh, uh, I‐I'm sorry. I‐I don't
know how this happened.
415
00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:12,984
‐ I don't.. ‐ Sure, you don't.
416
00:22:13,051 --> 00:22:14,984
You little devil.
417
00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:18,951
[Max chuckling] 'Oh‐ho‐ho,
Officer Goodbody'
418
00:22:19,017 --> 00:22:21,684
'arrest me, arrest me.'
419
00:22:21,751 --> 00:22:24,384
[Max laughing]
420
00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:26,417
(woman) Whoo‐hoo!
421
00:22:26,484 --> 00:22:28,417
[theme music]
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