Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Aah ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars stars the Milky Way ♪

♪ When they're groovin' who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowing ♪

♪ When they're groovin' way above the atmosphere ♪

♪ Trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

Oh, come on, please let me steer for a while.

Golly, you think I was a dummy or something.

Uh, Melody. Whoever said you were a dummy?

Let me see now. There was you and me and Alan and Alexandria

and Valerie and Alexander and all my teachers

and my pet pig, Gerald and--

Look, Melody, steering this ship out here in space

takes a special tact.

Then I could do it. I'm as tacky as anybody.

[laughing]

Cut that yakking, you blabbermouths.

There's something fishy going on down there.

Holy smoke! It's a flashing light.

(Valerie) 'I wonder what it could be?'

(Melody) 'Maybe they're opening a new supermarket.'

Look. The lights are flashing in a regular pattern.

It must be some kinda code.

Be careful it might be catching.

Last week I had a very bad code.

(Valerie) 'No, Melody. They're sending a message.'

'Quick, somebody write this down.'

Okay, Val, go ahead.

(Valerie) 'Long, long, short. Long, short, short, long.'

'Long, long..'

- Hold it. - 'What's the matter?'

How do you spell long?

Sheesh, Melody.

You've got a brain like a brontosaurus.

Oh, thank you. My teeth are very nice too.

See.

Bleep bleep bleep bleep.

Bleep? Bleep, bleep?

- Bleep! - The message said, "Help!"

Bleep bleep.

Some one down there is in trouble.

(Melody) 'Bleep is almost as good at messages as I am.'

(Valerie) 'That's exactly what it says.'

"Come quickly. We need help."

Then we've got to land and help them.

Huh? Are you kidding?

We don't know how to land this ship. We'll crash.

Oh, stop cackling, chicken brother

or you're gonna get tagged right in the tail feathers.

Josie's right.

If someone's in trouble, we have to try and help 'em.

Stand by for emergency descent.

Stand by for emergency descent.

Stand by for emergency descent.

How do you spell emergency?

Boy, it was one chance in a million

that we'd see the signals they were sending.

(Alan) 'They're sure a bunch of lucky guys.'

Ah-ha, the strange foreign spaceship

has fallen into our trap.

Soon its passengers will be our prisoners.

Yes, Merla. More warriors for your army.

And if there are any men among them

they will become more household servants to cook and clean.

Keep our homes in order.

[laughing]

Forever!

[hissing]

[rattling]

Come on. Let's see who called for help.

- That's the word. Help! - 'Stop.'

(Merla) 'Stay where you are, you scrawny creature.'

'You'll not attempt to escape.'

- No, sir. I m-me.. - 'What? '

- I give up. - Where are we?

You're now on the planet of Amazonia.

And I am its leader, Merla.

Wow! The last time I saw a corny outfit like that

my grandmother was trying to dump it at a rummage sale.

Will you pipe down, Alexandra?

We're already in more hot water than a boiled egg.

You allow him to speak to you in that manner?

'He is a mere man.'

Huh, man? Me?

[chuckles] Yes, yes. Me man. Me, me.

You woman. Ha ha. Me man.

Here on Amazonia if a man talks back to a woman

he is immediately imprisoned.

Seize him and throw him into the dungeon.

Wait. No, no, no. I'm not a man. I'm a boy. See.

[nervous chuckle] I'm just a kid.

Stand back! Leave him alone.

Throw that man in the dungeon too.

Get away! I-I'm very breakable.

We can get away, gang. Come on. Cut out.

Let's go. Slip through 'em, kids.

- 'Okay, move.' - 'Which way?'

- 'Any old way.' - Stop them. Quickly.

[crunch] Ow!

[thud]

Thanks, Sebastian.

For once, you did something right.

It is useless for the rest of you to resist. Surrender!

Could we have a little time to think about it, please?

- 'Maybe a year?' - Capture them. Now!

Hold on, gang. It's rock time.

[rattling]

I am the ruler here.. Oh!

And I order you to stop this infernal machine at once.

Golly! I think Alan shook up Merla.

[laughs]

Okay, gang.

(Josie) Hurry.

You, Halia. Go back inside their spaceship

and stop it from shaking itself to pieces.

- Yes, Merla. - Quickly, my air shuttle.

We will catch them.

[whistle blows]

[whirring]

That way.

We better break up into small groups.

- It'll be safer. - Good idea.

Alexander and Valerie, you lead one group.

Josie and I will lead the other.

Let's get outta here before they zero in on where we're hiding.

(Merla) 'Too late. We have already learned where you are hiding.'

And this time you do not have

your diabolical machines to help you escape. Capture them!

Break for it, gang. They can't catch all of us.

(Merla) 'I order all of you to halt!'

Oh, spin off, sister. Nobody captures me

with that kind of a dumb outer space hot rod.

Release pressure air stream.

[sizzling]

Hey, what's with you?

Poor me! Poor me! Ooh!

Watch out for their air blaster.

I'll duck under that jet stream.

Stop her!

Oh!

Alan, help!

I'll jump this thing. Missed me.

Ah!

Meow!

Glad you could join us, Sebastian.

I think I'm falling apart. Oh.

Wee! It's like rolling on a log.

Wee!

Woop!

Golly! I'm one of the Jetsons.

A-ah!

Catch your brakes, Melody.

Thank you. It was a very nice ride.

But I missed the popcorn. Ha ha.

Do you need further proof of my power?

Or are you prepared to surrender now?

Look, we don't believe in surrender.

So why don't you try quit?

- Quit? - 'We'll do it. We'll do it.'

You women will be inducted into my army.

As for you mere men..

'...it's hard labor until we decide what to do with you.'

Oh, yeah? Ha ha!

You'll never get away with it. Never! Do you hear?

[laughing]

So I'm a punk prophet.

May I ask why you gentlemen

have been imprisoned here in this dungeon?

Well, I'm not sure exactly.

Something about talking back to a woman.

Talking back to a woman!

Oh, dear, oh, dear. You're lucky.

Oh, yes, very lucky.

Lucky to be stuck in this Amazonian cellblock?

'Oh, yes, indeed.'

You probably got off lightly because you're strangers.

Most men who talk back to women

are exiled to islands in the Frozen Sea.

Oh, boy. Instant icebergs.

Well, what's wrong with talking back to a woman?

- All we said was-- - 'Shh, it's against the law.'

If they hear you, we shall all be exiled to the Frozen Sea.

Now, now, wait a minute.

Are you trying to tell us that only women are in charge here?

Of course. Aren't they in charge everywhere?

Well, not officially.

Women in charge of everything?

Oh, boy! I can't believe it.

Quiet! No loud talking in there.

Now I can believe it.

Alex, we've gotta figure a way

to get outta here in a hurry.

So we can find the girls.

- I'm worried about them. - Me too.

I'm worried that they won't get here in time to save us.

(Merla) 'One, two. Left, right. That's it.'

'One, two. Left, right.'

'One, two. Left, right and halt.'

Phew! I wish we didn't have to wear these clumsy boots.

So do I. They're terribly unflattering to my feet.

I congratulate you.

You're rapidly learning the ways of the Amazonians.

Oh, thank you. There's just one thing that bothers me.

What is that?

Which is my right foot and which is my left?

I'm getting awfully tired of guessing. Ha ha ha.

Don't worry, Melody. They'll teach you.

Oh, I hope so. I do an awful lot of tripping this way.

Left, right, left...whoops!

See what I mean? Ha ha ha.

Mm, this one will take special training.

Now, attention. Soon you will be one of us.

Prepared to help us conquer all those who stand in our way.

You will be true Amazonians.

And you will not be stopped by anything in your past lives.

I wonder what she means by that?

- I don't know. - I don't know either.

I don't know either, what?

Everything is solid! Crazy!

We've to figure out a way to escape.

Sure, sure. Why don't we just ask for a baseball and bat?

And then pow, pow, pow

three strikes and we're out, right? Ha ha ha.

Get it, three strikes and we're..

Alexander.

You've given me a sensational idea.

You're kidding. I mean, I have?

A baseball game? Oh ho ho.

Ol' Casey Alexander comes to bat, right?

Well, it's a little different kind of a game.

A pretending game.

Sir, will you help us? Do you want to escape?

Oh, thank you, yes.

Six months in this dungeon just for double-parking my goat.

Oh, that's too much.

Good. Now, here's what we're gonna do.

Alexander, you're going to pretend that you have an..

(Alexander) 'Help! Help!'

'I have some strange mysterious undiscovered illness.'

'Oh!'

What is it, prisoner? What's wrong?

(Alexander) 'Ah, I can't hear you. Come closer.'

'Oh, oh. Oh, closer.'

Well, well. Speak out.

You mean sneak out. Bye.

Wait. What have you..

So, trickery.

[laughs] Didn't know I could throw my voice better than anybody

in my whole school. Did ya? Huh? Hey, dig this.

[imitates woman] Hello there.

[laughs] Man, don't you feel silly talking to a dumb old blanket

'when nobody's in it, huh?'

So, you men from another world are magicians?

Yup, that's me, Alexander the great.

[laughs]

Come on. Don't just stand there.

- We've got to find the girls. - Huh? Okay.

Bye. Don't take any wooden ventriloquist, huh?

[laughs]

This time you have won

but your tricks will not deceive Merla. She will vanquish you.

Come on, don't just stand there. We've gotta find the girls.

Let's vanquish, uh, uh, vanish.

- Alex, hold on. - We shall follow him.

He's heading for the warrior barracks. Come.

Yes, that is where the warriors live.

But men are not allowed to approach it.

And it is guarded closely.

Do not try to enter. It is too dangerous.

Don't worry. There's nothing to it.

Yeah, don't worry. There's nothing to it.

You're coming too, Alex.

Uh, you heard what the man said. It's too dangerous.

Grolox, you wait here. We'll be back with our friends.

I'd rather be back playing baseball.

Okay, just pretend you're stealing home.

Home, home, I wanna go home.

Oh ho ho ho. Oh ho ho ho.

Shh. Knock off the chatter.

[chattering sound] 'Alex, shh. Now I can here your teeth chattering.'

(Alexander) 'That's not my teeth chattering, it's my knees knockin'.'

(Alan) 'Keep crawling. The barracks are right over there.'

You know something?

I'm actually starting to enjoy polishing everything this way.

So am I. It's good exercise.

It sure is.

My boots just lost three pounds. Ha ha ha.

I've got to talk to that Merla about redesigning my uniform.

What's the matter with the one you're wearing?

What's the matter with it? Are you kidding?

It looks just like everybody else's.

And I'm not going to put up with that.

First of all, I want a brand new--

Psst. Psst.

- Hey. Psst. - What was that?

I think somebody just let the air out of a tire.

[giggles]

- It's us. - Right over here.

Bleep bleep bleep bleep.

Meow.

Hi, girls. Wow! Are we glad to see you.

Yeah, and that goes double ditto for me.

Hey, about those outfits you're wearing..

[laughs] 'When's Halloween?'

Now, come on, let's get outta here and back to our spaceship.

- 'Who are you?' - What are you doing here?

Don't you know that men aren't allowed in this building?

Hey, come on. Stop kidding around. We don't have time.

How dare you talk to us like that! You are a mere man.

Whatever that means. Ha ha ha!

You're putting us on, right?

I mean this is just a-a big joke, uh?

Isn't it? Isn't it? Huh?

I don't know who you are or what you're trying to do?

So we're going to turn you in to Merla.

- Sound the alarm. - 'Right.'

[alarm blaring]

Hey, cut that out.

You'll wake up the whole planet.

Boy, are you gonna get it now, you big babbling blockhead.

- Meow. - bleep bleep bleep.

- Out the window. - You bet.

(Alexander) 'Bye.'

It's the spookiest thing I ever saw.

They didn't even know us.

Alexandra didn't even holler at me.

Oh ho ho ho.

Sebastian and Bleep. They knew us.

So it must be something Merla did to the girls.

- They've been brainwashed. - 'Right.'

- And we've got to unwash 'em. - 'But how?'

Well, we take the line of least resistance.

- Huh? - 'The weakest brain.'

- Melody. - Exactly. Come on.

♪ La di da di ya ♪

♪ Oh happy Amazonia ♪

♪ La di da di du ♪

♪ Oh happy Amazoniu ♪

♪ La di da di oop La di da di ♪

♪ Oh happy Amazonia ♪

♪ Hum di um ♪♪

Melody. I know you don't recognize us, but please listen.

- Before you try and-- - Oh, hi, Alan.

Hi, Alexander.

What do you mean I don't recognize you?

Why, I know you as well as I know my pet chipmunk, Lester.

Uh...what happened? She knows us.

Why shouldn't I know you?

Golly, we've been flying around in that cute little spaceship

together ever since..

- Who are you? - What?

Melody, a minute ago you--

What are you doing here? You are mere men.

And on this planet, men are interior creatures.

Uh, that's inferior, but I think I see what's going on.

Melody, may I look at the ring for a minute?

Alright, interior creature.

But you'd better give it back or I'll..

Oh, hello there, Alan. Where you been?

That's it. The ring.

Merla controls her women warriors through these rings.

Once they take them off they're out of her power.

A remote control ring.

- Now I've seen everything. - And I've got a plan.

We're gonna use those rings to get the other girls back.

Now, Melody. The success of our plan depends on you.

- We're in trouble. - 'I know. We've gotta risk it.'

Now, Merla and the other women warriors

would probably like to hear some music by the Pussycats.

'So, Melody, what you have to do is..'

Very well. My warriors and I are willing to listen to your..

What do you call it? Oh, yes, rock music.

'It should be an interesting diversion.'

I'm pretty good at long diversion.

But I flunked subtraction.

[chuckles]

Okay, Melody, let's start.

One and a two, and..

♪ Universal Brotherhood ♪

♪ Couldn't you ♪

♪ You know you could ♪

♪ If you see somebody deep in trouble ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ If they need your help come runnin' on the double ♪

♪ And you'll be unbelievably happy ♪

♪ In a most believable way.. ♪♪

We shall hear more of this. Prepare to play again.

Val, listen carefully.

Alan wants us to sneak away as soon as--

Who's Alan? Why should we want to sneak away?

Oops, I forgot.

Valerie, your tambourine sounds funny.

I think maybe that ring is getting in the way.

What happened? What are we doing here?

Don't ask me.

I've got enough trouble remembering

what I'm supposed to do next.

Oh, yes. Josie!

'Josie, that ring makes your hand look so heavy.'

'Isn't it getting in your way?'

I don't know. I'll see. Why are we here? Where's Alan?

I can't remember much longer.

Come on, let's get out of here.

What are they doing? Stop them.

Yes, what are they doing? Stop them.

Melody, you didn't get the ring off Alexandra.

Golly! I knew there was something I forgot.

Find those runaways.

[upbeat music]

[whirring]

[music continues]

[whirring]

- Do you think it's safe? - I think we lost 'em.

And look, we found our spaceship.

Okay, gang. Let's make a dash for it.

There they go, across that clearing.

(Alan) Hurry, gang.

(Alexander) Let's start this firecracker and blow this place.

They found their spaceship. Down there. Quickly!

Hurry! Before they can leave.

Too late. Ram their control surfaces.

Prepare to blast off.

All prepared to blast off.

- Gyro set. - 'Then go already.'

(Merla) Hit them quickly!

[coughing]

- We made it. - Atta boy, Alan.

- Whoopee! - Fantastic!

Yes, 32 degrees, north by north-east.

Hold that course, and I'm sure it'll take us

right back to Earth.

- Back to Earth! - Oh, boy!

Hey, how about letting me steer for a while?

- I'd be great at it. - I don't know, Alex.

When you're fighting gravity like this

you can't let go of the steering control for a second.

Don't worry, don't worry.

I'll hang on like a bulldog.

Okay, grab hold and don't let go.

(Alexander) 'Relax. You can trust me like a brother.'

Hey, he's doing it. Oh, good work, Alexander.

Atta boy. That's the way.

(Melody) 'Golly! You're keen, Alexander.'

Val, I think you have competition.

Another mechanical genius.

Thank you, friends. Thank you.

(Valerie) 'Alexander, the control. Watch out!'

(Josie) 'No, don't let go. No!'

Isn't it exciting!

(Alexandra) 'What happened to the spaceship?'

We're way off course. We're lost again.

Your brother did it this time, Alexandra.

Well, I've got it under control.

But who knows where we're heading.

[Alexander laughs] 'Look at it this way, kids.'

Uh, now we just have more time to get acquainted, right?

[nervous chuckle] I was only kidding.

Can't you take a joke, huh? Heh-heh.

Why you girls staring at me?

Alexandra, help! Help, your baby brother.

(Alexander) 'Alan, mere man's in trouble again.'

'Oh ho ho ho.'

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪