Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars stars the milky way ♪

♪ When they're groovin' who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowing ♪

♪ When they're groovin' way above the atmosphere ♪

♪ Trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

[instrumental music]

We're lost. Lost, I tell you.

Okay, kids. Let's start this number right from the beginning.

And a one, and a two, and three..

Wait! Wait, hold it.

How can you think of rehearsing a musical number

when we're lost like this out here in space?

[sobbing]

Well, we could sit around and worry about it

and get all nervous and jumpy.

And scared and jittery.

Yeah, like they said.

All nervous and numpy and jared and scittery.

I see what you mean.

Alright, quick. Rehearse the music. Rehearse the music.

Ready. And a one, and a two, and a here we go.

♪ Na na na ♪

♪ Na-na-na na na na ♪

♪ Hey open up your eyes ♪

♪ Ooh I think you.. ♪

Sebastian, I order you to stop enjoying yourself so much.

'It's undignified.'

whirr

bleep bleep bleep

thud

crash

[Sebastian hissing]

That's what I call a smash ending.

Alexandra, upsetting the animals.

That was very uncouth of you.

You oughta be ashamed of yourself.

Running around without any couth.

[giggling]

Hmm, all I did was save outer space

from having to listen to any more sour notes.

[alien music]

meow

bleep bleep bleep

Bleep's so upset he just hit the ceiling.

(Alan) 'What could be causing that sound out here in space?'

That foul humming is sure having a weird effect

on Bleep and Sebastian.

What a creepy sound.

Simmer down, Sebastian.

And that's an order, you fluttery feline.

'Cut that out.'

bleep bleep bleep

[Sebastian meowing]

We're being bounced out of control.

I wish those two would cool it.

They won't stop as long as that creepy sound goes off.

If we only knew where it was coming from.

[eerie music]

[music continues]

[laughing] Yes. Yes.

I am now sure that with this device, I can place any animal

under my complete control.

And soon it will help me to conquer

everything, everywhere.

munch munch

[laughing]

[eerie music]

crack

[laughing] I'm certain of it.

No animal will escape my control.

[laughing]

(Alan) 'We're really out of control. Hang on.'

(Josie) 'Alan, Alan, we're falling fast.'

(Alex) 'Do something. Do anything!'

[music continues]

Oh, why didn't you say so? That's easy.

Bleep and Sebastian, please stop bouncing around.

'Remember you are people and not jumping beans.'

meaow bleep bleep

Oh, Melody, when it comes to animals, you're terrific.

Yes. But when it comes to geography, I'm terrible.

I don't even know what state Australia is in.

[giggling]

whoosh

[dramatic music]

Stand by. I think we can bring the ship down safely now.

You'd better. I won't stand for any rough landings.

- Ow! - Ha-ha-ha.

Right. Why stand for rough landings when you can sit down.

[snickering]

I wonder if there's any life on this planetoid.

Are you kidding?

Who'd want to live in this junkyard

except a freaky weirdo?

[indistinct animal calls]

(Josie) 'Do you think it's safe here, Alan?'

Well, I don't know. That weird sound has stopped anyway.

It won't take long to get the ship into flying shape.

So, we might as well do a little exploring first.

Ho-ho-oh, no.

I'm not leaving this spaceship

for the best reason in the world.

- What's that? - I'm chicken.

'C-O-W-A-R-D.'

[Alexander laughs] 'Chicken.'

We're going, you spineless jellyfish.

B-bu-bu-bu..

Hey, take it easy.

We spineless jellyfish are very delicate, you know.

Shh. There's something straight ahead.

(Alexander) 'Trouble, I knew it, I knew it. Let's go.'

Holy smoke!

I see it, but I don't believe it.

It's impossible.

Scientifically nothing is impossible.

It's impossible.

[dramatic music]

[eerie music]

There's that sound again.

'The animals are reacting to it.'

(Alan) 'Just like Sebastian and Bleep.'

Melody, Alexandra. Better hold on to Bleep and Sebastian.

Right.

meow

[music continues]

crack

bang

bang

bang

If I took him home

I wonder if my mother would let me keep him.

Shh. Pipe down, dum-dum.

[music continues]

stomp stomp

stomp stomp

chomp chomp chomp

He chewed up a whole hunk of steel.

Golly, I bet his mother made him brush his teeth every day.

[giggling]

Excellent, my little pets. Just as I taught you.

Who in the universe or anywhere else can stop me and my..

...my army now?

So he must be the one playing that strange sound.

He has those animals perfectly trained and under control.

Could they be his army?

We oughta find out what this is all about.

Alan, dear, why don't you and I

go somewhere and discuss it?

Just the two of us, hmm?

Come on, there's a lovely secluded spot

right over there behind the...uh!

Alexandra.

Who's there?

Who's hiding in those bushes?

(Alan) 'Quiet, Alexandra.'

(Archipus) 'Come out, whoever you are.'

'Or I shall use other means to get you.'

G-g-get who? There's nobody here b-b-but us leaves and twigs.

That does it, gang.

Ah, strangers. A perfect situation.

At last...at last, my soldiers can practice the things

I have taught them.

[eerie music]

Uh-oh. There's that weird sound again.

Pierced eardrums, anyone? I can't stand it.

(Josie) 'Those animals seem to take it.'

'Look at them run to that building.'

Round up those strangers. Bring them to me unhurt.

Oh, no. Here they come. A mad menagerie.

- Alan, what are we gonna do? - We better split.

That's the magic word. Split.

[dramatic music]

Let's hide behind that tree.

Hope they won't be able to see us there.

boing boing boing

screech

crack

Oh, stop showing off, you muscle bound rabbit.

[babbling]

- Huh? - Don't waste time translating.

Let's get outta here.

swoosh

screech

(Josie) Uh, it's silly to ask, but wh-what's that?

[babbling]

To the rear. Run.

swoosh

(Alan) Into the woods.

[babbling]

(Valerie) We're safe here. Nobody can see us from the ground.

Oh, boy, I hope so.

All this running around is wearing me out.

It's wearing out your shoes too.

I can see right through them to your toes. All eight of them.

Eight? Come on, Melody. I have ten toes.

Almost everybody does.

See, I'm even worse at arithmetic

than I am at geography.

[giggling]

Oh-ho, oh, boy.

A whiz kid from Weirdsville.

bleep bleep bleep

Aw, come on, Bleep. You're making that up.

Things are strange here but, who ever saw a bird ten feet tall?

bleep

- Yikes. - Oh, hi there.

Now I see a bird ten feet tall.

quack quack quack

- Likewise, I'm sure. - Quick, let's get outta here.

Too late. Something's already cutting us out of here. Look.

Boy, now that's a saw-head, if I ever saw one.

Whoops-a-daisy.

Let's slip away, gang.

bleep bleep

Timber!

[cracking]

crash

quack quack quack

I think we lost them.

That's lucky for them.

I would have clobbered the nutty-looking twerps.

tap tap

[blabbering]

Ah, you and your little pink eyes.

Get lost.

munch munch munch

- Come on, Alexandra. - Hurry. Through there.

boing

O-o-oh, will I get you for this.

Alexandra, are you alright?

Now, watch it.

The first one of you who sings

rock-a-by-baby gets clobbered.

Except you, of course, Alan, dear.

Now, aliens, I am Archipus.

Your friends will soon be captured and then you will all

'be my prisoners. Ha-ha-ha.'

Gee, what's the point of that, Mr. Archipus? We mean no harm.

That's right. We're from Earth.

And all we want is to get back to our spaceship.

And say goodbye to this planet.

Ah, space travelers, as I suspected.

You see, I want your spaceship.

I have been alone on this planet for many years

training the animals to obey my every command

'through my thought control super sonic transformer.'

'Now, at last with your ship, I have found a way'

to carry me to other planets where no one will be able

to resist my little pets, and I, I will control everything.

[laughing]

Well, wait a minute, if you take our spaceship

what's gonna happen to us?

Oh, you will learn to like it here, after several years.

[Archipus laughing]

What? Why, you'll never get away

with that kind of a stupid stunt.

Enough. Take them away.

[eerie music]

Alright, alright, don't rush me

unless you want a fat lip.

My expedition will begin the moment the other aliens

are brought to me.

And knowing my animals, that will be soon.

(Valerie) I can see animals everywhere. I'm afraid we're surrounded.

Huh? Surrounded? Oh-ho-ho, did you hear that?

We're surrounded. Do you know what that means?

- Oh-ho-ho. - Don't look at me.

I'm even worse at language than I am

at arithmetic and geography.

[giggling]

T-that means that there's no place we can go

without running into one of those weirdo animals.

Look there.

[Alexander crying] 'Run-aways from a nutty nightmare.'

Oh!

And there's a flying guard, watching us.

quack quack quack

(Alexander) 'Probably a ring-necked rubber necker.'

I had a yellow crested wingading once.

Oh, no. No-no-no. I can't stand it anymore.

Oh no. This is it. Ho-ho, this is the end.

- Farewell and goodbye. - Alexander, calm down.

I've got to do some heavy thinking.

We have to figure out some plan to get those animals

out of our way.

Golly, is that all we have to do?

Why didn't you say so?

'Come on, Bleep. Let's go take care of this.'

bleep bleep bleep

- Melody, stop! - You can't go out there!

Sure I can. See, it's easy.

bleep bleep bleep

- Melody, come back. - 'Don't worry, Valerie.'

I know what I'm doing.

Well, I did know. Now I can't remember.

Oh, yes. Now I remember again.

[giggles] That keeps happening to me.

Oh, hi. My name is Melody. What's yours?

- Zurphace. - Zurphace?

My, that's a pretty name. And rare too.

You don't run into a lot of Zurphace these days.

This is my friend Bleep.

bleep bleep bleep

Zurphace.

Well, I'll be a Zurphace's uncle.

You can say that again.

Uh-oh. The air watch is watching.

Well, hello there. Gee, what pretty feathers.

Trumst.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Trumst.

My name is Melody. And this is my friend Bleep.

'Trumst.'

[giggling]

bleep bleep bleep

Golly, isn't this just the grooviest party?

bleep bleep bleep

Trumst.

Zurphace.

If we don't get out of here and stop Mr. Archipus pretty soon

this planet is gonna be our home sweet home forever.

Just look at the way those strange animals are guarding us.

Oh, I don't know how we're gonna get past 'em.

We're really..

growl growl growl

What is it? What's happening?

Whatever it is, it's too noisy for my sensitive ears.

Pipe down, you loudmouths!

Look. I-I don't believe it.

(Alexandra) 'I-I can't believe it.'

(Josie) 'Well, you better believe it.'

'Melody has those kooky animals'

'wrapped around her little finger.'

bleep bleep bleep

I believe it.

Hi, gang. I want you to meet Myron.

Myron?

bleep bleep bleep

[Melody giggling] They're all our new friends.

They're going to take us all back to our spaceship as soon--

Aha, the other intruders have returned.

It's impolite to interrupt. Besides that, it's rude.

Now, you are all my prisoners.

I think Myron and his friends oughta take us

back to our spaceship now.

He's right, Myron.

Come on, everybody. Let's leave this rude man.

Stop, you hear? You can't do this to me.

'I'm ready to start my invasion of the planets.'

My super sonic machine will stop them.

They can't get away.

[eerie music]

Me, oh, my, Myron. What's wrong?

[music continues]

It's that spooky machine that Archipus uses

to control the animals.

Oh, no. He'll get 'em back in his power again.

Then they'll turn on us. You know we're doomed.

'We're doomed.'

[Alexander crying]

No, we're not. We'll be okay.

You're still on our side, aren't you?

(Josie) 'That's amazing!'

(Melody) 'How about you fellas?'

(Josie) 'It's unanimous.'

Oh, yes. The unanimous is with us, too.

(Alan) Then come on. Let's get back to our spaceship.

Yeah, already. Let's go.

rumble rumble

What just happened to my control over the animals?

They no longer respond to my sonic machine.

Oh, those aliens must be stopped.

I better take my emergency remote supersonic controller.

(Archipus) Follow them.

Faster, we can't let them get away. Faster!

It's Archipus. Quick, everybody scatter.

rumble rumble

[dramatic music]

boing

[music continues]

thud

Ah, oh, those aliens.

[grunting]

[music continues]

screech

[grunting]

Val, get the engine started quick, so we can blast off.

- Right. - Okay, kids.

Say goodbye to your friends and we'll..

Hey, hold it. Melody, where did he come from?

He was wandering all alone out there. So I brought him along.

Feeling better now, Stanley?

Yeah, but I think we better leave him with his own friends.

Wait, that machine.

It's probably the one that caused all the trouble.

(Josie) And Mr. Archipus doesn't have it anymore.

Now he won't be able to make those nice animals

do such awful things.

I'm going to take this little gadget for my own use.

A few beeps and maybe I can control Alan

the same way Mr. Archipus controlled..

crash

boom boom boom

Congratulations, sis.

You've just created the world's largest instant jigsaw puzzle

by remote control.

[all laughing]

(Valerie) We're ready. Fasten your seatbelts.

Bye, Myron. Bye, Stanley. Bye, Igor.

Bye, Mr. Archipus. Wherever you are.

Get me down from here.

Trumps.

I am your leader and I command you

to do exactly as I order.

Trumps.

whoosh

(Melody) 'Goodbye, Igor. Goodbye, Igor. Goodbye, Igor.'

Igor? Which one was Igor?

All the rest of them.

I couldn't think of any more names.

[giggling]

Names is another subject I'm not very good at.

I know a subject we're all not good at.

You don't mean animal training?

(Alexander) 'No, navigation.'

'Oh, just in case anyone didn't remember, we're still lost.'

'Oh-ho-ho, I wanna go home.'

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪