Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars stars the Milky Way ♪

♪ When they're groovin' who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowing ♪

♪ When they're groovin' way above the atmosphere ♪

♪ Trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[instrumental music]

- Any luck, Alan? - Nope, we're still lost.

Maybe we can line up a course with Andromeda.

Does anybody have any idea how long we've been

wandering around out here in space?

Six months, two weeks, four days, and 27 minutes.

Huh?

Melody, that's amazing.

H-how did you know?

Who knew? It just sounded like a nice, groovy number.

Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, brother.

I've got a lot of other groovy numbers.

How about, 12 years, three months, five--

(Alexandra) 'Never mind.'

Or six million three hundred and 12

that is an adorable number.

Ha-ha-ha.

Look, dumb dumb..

[rumbling]

[thunder rumbling]

meow

Sebastian, will you get off of there?

I just did my hair.

Did we hit something?

Something hit us. Lightning.

Three bolts.

Oh, three, that's a cute number, too.

I can barely steer it.

We'll have to try to crash land on that planetoid down there.

Everyone, emergency stations.

Right, emergency stations. Heads up.

Right, emergency stations. Heads down.

whoosh

(Josie) 'Look out for all those trees, Alan.'

(Melody) 'Hang on, everybody.'

We made it.

I knew we would.

Ha-ha-ha.

Wait! We may still be in trouble.

Bye.

Oh, stop clucking, chicken, and crawl out of your nest.

I'm sure we're safe.

We won't know for sure.

'Until we check out these weird tanglewood jungle.'

'We don't know who or what might be waiting for us.'

[Alexander sobbing]

Easy does it, gang.

Check it out, Sebastian.

There goes a good scout.

meow meow

Okay, all clear.

Let's take a look at the damage to the ship.

bleep bleep bleep

Uh-oh, company.

(Alexander) 'I'm out to lunch.'

Stop. We're friends.

Do you understand? Friends.

Pals, huh? Buddies, huh? Chums.

Ha-ha-ha.

Don't you get it?

Look, we don't want any trouble.

But if you're trying to scare us away--

You're doing a terrific job.

If you come one step closer

I'll clobber you creepy looking jokers.

Uh-oh, they're still coming.

Hey, look, look, they've stopped, they've stopped.

(all) All hail the Goddess of Gezznerians!

All hail our beloved Goddess!

Huh? What's that?

(all) All hail! All hail!

What a welcome.

But for who?

(all) All hail revered Goddess of Gezzner!

Alan, w-what are they doing? What does this mean?

Maybe it's some kind of a singing commercial.

[laughs]

No, they must think one of you girls is the Goddess of Gezzner.

Of course, and it's perfectly clear which one they mean.

Hello there. Yoo-hoo! Hello there, friends.

Uh, loyal subjects. Yoo-hoo!

What makes you so sure you're the one?

Isn't it obvious, brother dear?

I simply look like a Goddess.

Yoo-hoo there. Hi! Hello.

Hold it, Alexandra, you don't know if..

(Alexandra) 'See, what did I tell you?'

They're coming for me.

Now, wait.

Here I am, right here.

Here. Look, folks, I'm here.

Hey, where do you creeps think you're going?

(all) All hail the Goddess of Gezzner!

Huh? Oh, gee, uh, who? Hmm, me?

[laughs]

Little old me a Goddess, my goodness.

Goddess of Gezzner, we will take you to the city.

(Melody) 'In that?'

They just brought the front seat.

Where's the rest of the car?

I don't know what's going on here.

You better go along with them, we'll be right behind you.

Okay, that means I ought to be in front.

This is fun. Whe-e-e!

Bleep! Bleep!

No, Bleep, if we run into traffic it's "beep beep."

Or be-beep, honk honk, woko woko.

[laughs]

Come on, we've got to stay right behind them.

I don't understand it. In school I was always the princess.

Don't forget, sis, that was really make-believe.

Huh, make-believe.

[laughs]

They bring the Goddess now.

We shall stop here for a moment

so the Goddess of Gezzner may rest.

Golly, this is a marvelous ride.

I'm getting ten miles to the person.

[laughs]

Boy, am I glad we stopped.

I'm going to get this asteroid Sahara out of my shoes.

Yeah, the rocks here are size nine A.

What's that cracking sound, sis?

Hey, kid, watch out.

thud

The Goddess pointed to the tree.

And it fell.

The Goddess is all powerful.

All hail the Goddess of Gezzner.

The Goddess can do great magic.

Yes, I must tell Murlocks at once.

[whirring]

(all) All hail the magnificent Goddess of Gezzner!

All hail to you folks, too.

[laughs]

Golly, Bleep, with all this hail we're getting, it might snow.

[laughs]

And when she pointed her finger at the tree

it-it came crashing down.

All the people saw it.

Sh-she is the Goddess of Gezzner.

What do you mean, she is the Goddess of Gezzner?

Kota, you and I know there is no Goddess of Gezzner.

Until now, that is.

See for yourself.

They are carrying her into the city now.

'You see, she is the Goddess.'

'The people believe.'

(Murlocks) 'Who are those others?'

(Kota) 'They are her friends. They come in a strange space craft.'

'The entire population worship her.'

It's amazing.

Kota, this alien is an astounding duplicate.

Look, it's Melody.

Or her exact double.

Goddess Melody.

Wow! That explains everything.

(Alexandra) 'Of all the nerve.'

Where have I seen that face before?

She looks friendly.

bleep bleep bleep

An alien who looks exactly like the statue we built

of the Goddess of Gezzner.

What incredibly bad fortune.

No. We shall turn it into incredibly good fortune.

Listen!

People of Gezzner, this is your leader Murlocks.

I speak as always

'for the mighty Goddess of Gezzner.'

'The Goddess orders her people to redouble their efforts'

'to complete the important projects they have begun.'

I said that?

Golly, I'm smarter than I thought.

If you do not obey the Goddess..

...beware!

You will learn of her power.

'Quickly, the energizer.'

click

crackle crackle

[clamoring]

(Alan) 'Look out. It's lightning.'

This whole thing is a shocking experience.

Wow!

No wonder these people run like rabbits

whenever Melody points her finger.

bleep bleep bleep

How about that? I've got a gadget digit.

Now the Volcano of Nuvan.

(Kota) 'Right, Murlocks.'

click

[rumbling]

(all) All hail the great Goddess of Gezzner!

[laughs]

The Goddess' friends must not interfere with our plans.

- Take them. - At once, Murlocks.

Guards, capture the strange aliens who seek to harm

the Goddess of Gezzner.

It's just a wild coincidence that Melody looks like

that Goddess of theirs.

But that doesn't mean the rest of us are safe.

Right, we better do something about it, fast.

Even faster than that, because here they come.

Oh, ho-ho-ho.

[intense music]

Watch it, we're in a trap.

Cease them.

Stay away from us or I'll kick you in the shins

you creepy looking knotheads.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Melody, help! Do something.

Hey, cool it, cats.

The Goddess has spoken.

Cool the cat.

splash

Hey, cut that out, you knuckle noggin.

splash

Now's our chance. Let's split.

[dramatic music]

After them, at once.

I shall escort you to Murlocks myself, oh, Goddess of Gezzner.

Good. I'll tell that big clod a few things about..

Throw this one in the dungeon.

What? But the Goddess of Gezzner wants me to stay with her.

Doesn't she?

I don't know, why don't you ask her?

I am asking her!

You're the Goddess, remember?

Me? Oh, that's right, I am.

[laughs]

I keep forgetting.

Don't touch her.

She is a friend of the Goddess of, um, uh..

Alexandra, what am I the Goddess of?

Gezzner, dumb dumb.

Oh, yes!

The Goddess of Gezzner, dumb dumb.

No, no, I mean, she is, um, my friend.

And she must not be harmed.

- Okay? - Yes, Goddess, as you command.

[dramatic music]

They're gaining on us.

Follow me, gang, we'll try to shake 'em.

What are we waiting for? Come on, let's get out of here.

Okay, but let's be quiet about it. Come on.

Oh, ho-ho-ho. Here we go again.

Look, the city gate is open.

[dramatic music]

clang

What are we gonna do about Melody and Alexandra?

As long as everybody thinks Melody is the Goddess

they'll be okay.

I've got an idea for a plan that I think will work.

Hi, Alan.

Golly, where'd you get the funny looking new suit?

I, uh, borrowed it from one of the guards.

Who hasn't missed it yet.

Look, the other kids and I worked out a plan

to get us all away from this planet.

Oh, boy, that's great news.

The whole scheme depends on Melody.

Oh, no! That's miserable news.

Now, listen, it's very simple.

Oh, I have a mind for simple things.

First of all, when Murlocks presents you

to the people of Gezzner as their Goddess

here's what you're gonna do.

(Murlocks) 'People of Gezzner'

your Goddess orders you to listen to her commands.

You will increase the amount of work you are doing

so that the projects can proceed at a faster pace.

twang

The Goddess will not tolerate anything

but total obedience to her orders.

[intense music]

Okay, Melody, hang on tight to the pulley.

Now, Melody.

(Melody) And away we go!

[Melody laughs]

Look!

Whe-e-e!

The-the Goddess is flying.

Whe-e-e!

What's this? Argh!

Whoopee!

Hi, Mr. Murlocks, nice running into you again.

(all) Hail! All hail the Goddess of Gezzner!

Hi there.

I am your all powerful, er, Goodess of Gezzner.

Ooh, whatever it is.

Or all goodness of Geezzner.

Powergus of fullner.

Hi there.

Quickly, cease her.

It is impossible, the people love her

they would not allow it.

Alan here, ready with the waterfall?

Ready with the volcano?

Josie here, volcano ready, over and out.

Valerie here, waterfall ready, over and out.

Alex here, on guard, over and out.

And I wish I was.

Out that is.

Now, if Melody only remembers what she's supposed to do.

I'm supposed to do something.

I just wish I could remember what.

Oh, yes, now I remember, I think.

(Melody) Hi, folks, I am your all powerful Goddess.

I can control your volcano.

[rumbling]

boom

[all gasping]

She is enchanted.

I've created a monster.

Oh, she's doing it all backward!

She's our official dumb dumb.

What do you expect?

Val, stand by. The waterfall is next..

...maybe.

Roger!

Uh-oh, I think I goofed!

Now I remember, correction...correction, please.

What I meant was, I can control your waterfall!

(all) All hail the Goddess of Gezzner!

All hail!

Oh! Thank you very much!

Hurrah-hurrah-hurrah!

Now, let's see if I can get this right.

I command you to, um, put Mr. Murlocks

and, er, his flunky mister whatever his name is

in the dungeon and destroy their, uh, evil machine.

Or something like that.

(crowd) 'Hail, hail Goddess of Gezzner.'

We must leave at once and regroup our forces.

She has the power for sure!

The back way. We won't be seen.

Duck for cover, here comes someone.

Let's go, Val.

(Valerie) 'I'm movin'.'

What is your plan, Murlocks?

We use their spaceship

'and regain total control over this Goddess!'

Take me to their craft immediately!

Now, we'll find out how they get those cars out of this place.

And lead us to our spaceship.

[whirring]

What's happening, gang?

They're gonna steal our spaceship!

Murlocks and his flunky Kota just left here

in one of the air cars.

We found out the door opens when one of the air cars starts up.

Okay. Now, this is what we'll do.

I'll get Melody, and you..

[instrumental music]

Oh, goody, here comes Alan!

Hop in, Melody.

We're gettin' out of here.

Gee, just when I was getting good at all this Goddess jazz.

[whirring]

We're being followed by those meddlesome aliens.

Faster!

[instrumental music]

Find another path through that tangled wood.

(Murlocks) 'That way is too thick.'

We've got to lose those aliens.

They doubled back!

Let's go after them.

(Murlocks) I'll confuse them by taking a round about direction.

[music continues]

[whirring]

Good! We eluded them.

Did you repair the spaceship?

Yes, sir. Just as you ordered.

(Murlocks) 'Good. We can proceed.'

Get ready!

Now, we shall use this spaceship of these aliens

to flee to another planet and plan our conquest.

Oh, no, you won't, you double dealing dirty deeders!

Goddess of Gezzner!

All hail!

No more hailing, please.

Just arrest Kurlocks and Mota.

That's Murlocks.

And Kota!

Yes, them too!

[laughs]

No! Don't point that at me. No!

No! Don't point! Not that.

Golly, nothing happened.

Oh, yes, it did!

(Josie) 'It happened to those nothings.'

Atta girl, Melody!

Good going, Melody!

You really did it this time.

(Alan) Look, Melody, the people are here to say goodbye.

My loyal subjects are groovy!

I wish I could do something nice for them before we leave.

Why don't we play a musical number?

If you wanted to do something really nice

you wouldn't play them a musical number.

I think a musical number is a great idea!

[instrumental music]

♪ Own backyard ♪

♪ It's right in your own backyard ♪

♪ Hopin' and wishin' for someone gone fishin' in a barrel ♪

♪ I'm dreaming of leaving of bringing all halos to wear ♪

They really loved you on that planet, Melody.

Being a Goddess isn't easy.

I have a very powerful fingernail.

[laughs]

Point it toward home then, and we'll ride in on the beam.

bleep bleep bleep

[all laughing]

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats are by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪