Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars stars the Milky Way ♪

♪ When they're groovin' who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowing ♪

♪ When they're groovin' way above the atmosphere ♪

♪ Trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Oh, boy!

We've been travelling through

this space fog for two days now.

Oh, we've got to get out. Oh, we've got to get out!

I can't stand it much longer!

[crying]

What's wrong with a little fog?

Everybody says I've been foggy for years.

[laughing]

That isn't fog. It's a cloud of cosmic dust.

Very strange.

They say that about me too.

Very strange.

[laughing]

Quiet. There's something on the radarscope.

Probably strawberry ice cream.

I dropped some of my dessert on it when I--

No, it's something solid.

Sure. Strawberries. They're solid.

[laughing]

It's gigantic. And it seems to be made of metal.

(Alan) 'And we're headed straight for it.'

[instrumental music]

Our present orbit around Jupiter is calculated

to remain constant for..

[alarm blaring]

Urgent alarm. Turn on the viewerscope.

A strange spacecraft.

It must've accidentally drifted into our camouflage cloud.

It is on a collision course with our planet.

Open entry door number seven at once.

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

Wh-wh-what happened?

I think we zigged when we should have zagged.

Wherever we are, we came here without my permission.

And I don't intend to put up with it.

Welcome to Metallis.

Metallis? You mean, we're on Metallis?

Not precisely, you are in Metallis.

N-n-never mind what we're in.

Just t-t-tell us w-w-when we're gonna get out.

That remains to be seen.

We're from planet Earth.

Uh, you've heard of Earth, haven't you?

Indeed.

Yeah, you know, it's that big round bumpy place

that's completely surrounded by smog. And can we leave now, huh?

Please? Um-hmm?

I am Motom, master of Metallis.

And you will all remain here.

(Josie) 'Why? We're not bothering anybody?'

By blundering into our planet, you have learned too much.

Learned too much? Me?

You must be kidding, right? Ha ha ha.

We've learned too much about what?

This overgrown tin basketball.

No one dare speak that way to Motom.

No, well, you noticed that I just did it, buster.

And I've got a lot more to--

Quiet, before I lose my patience with you.

She said it. She said it. I've been quiet as a mouse.

And scared as a chicken.

Galvan, lock them in their quarters under guard, at once.

- What a weird world. - It's a metallic monster.

Here are your quarters.

(Valerie) Gee, iron doors.

Oh, no. No, no, no, nothing's getting me in there.

Nothing, noisy one?

I just remembered something, it is getting me in there.

Fear, I think.

[whistle blowing]

Whee, a musical door.

Oh, what a neat trick.

Will you do it for us again?

[whistle blowing]

(Melody) 'That's sweet. He did it again.'

[laughing]

It's a steel room.

And somehow, we've gotta steal away from here.

Oh, to get out of here we're gonna need a can opener.

[laughing]

Nope. I think there's some special way to open this door.

What good will that do us?

We'll still be stuck in this pig-iron planet?

Yes, but if we can snoop around and find out

what Motom is up to, it might help us plan an escape.

Aha! Just as I thought.

These locks are electronically transistorized to be actuated

'by the particular frequency of specific sound waves.'

Amazing! I didn't understand a word you said.

She means, that's why the doors opened when Galvan blew

a certain musical note on that whistle.

If the doors need a sour note to open, we're in luck.

Josie and the Pussycats are very good at that.

Hey, Alexandra, that's a sensational idea.

Oh, of course, Alan dear.

Anything for you.

Huh?

What's a sensational idea?

Josie and the Pussycats will play a musical number.

And if they hit the right note, it'll open.

Okay, Josie. Get ready.

Me and my sensational ideas.

'Sheesh.'

[Sebastian laughing]

Now, you girls pretend you're practicing.

And if your number opens the door

the rest of us will sneak out and look around.

[instrumental music]

♪ Join the party join the party ♪

♪ Join the party ♪

♪ Join the party join the party ♪

♪ Join the party ♪

♪ So that you could make it at the.. ♪

[beeping]

♪ So that.. ♪

♪ You could come join the party ♪

♪ Join the party Join the party ♪

♪ Join the party ♪

bleep bleep bleep

♪ Join the party ♪

thud

bleep bleep bleep

Now that we're out, what're we looking for?

Let's try to find Motom's headquarters.

That's what I say, let's try to find Motom's headquarters.

Hey, dig this crazy smokestack.

He-e-elp!

Wo-o-oah!

Ya-a-ai!

boing boing boing

Alexandra, Alan, where are you?

He-e-elp!

Oh, stop screeching.

You sound like a worn-out inner tube.

Settle down, Alexander.

Up here people use these big tubes to travel around.

- You're not hurt. - I'm not? Huh? Ha ha ha.

Yeah, look, I'm not hurt.

[laughing]

meow meow

thump thump thump

Yes, the intruders from Earth will be perfect for testing

my new age ray.

It was fortunate for us that they blundered

into our camouflage cloud.

Now we can test our age ray missiles on them

before we put our plans into action.

(male #1) 'What is that? Someone is at the window.'

I don't know what could've happened to that furry-brained

feline? He must be around somewhere.

Hey, what's the big idea scaring us like that

'you trouble-making cat?'

meow meow meow

(Alan) 'Wait, I think he's trying to tell us something.'

(Alexander) 'You're turning on a shower?'

meow

(Alexandra) 'You're turning switches and dials?'

(Alan) 'Control room.'

meow

Yes, yes.

[swooshing]

(Alexander) 'Jet planes?'

meow meow meow

[swooshing]

(Alexandra) 'Rockets?'

(Alan) 'Missiles?'

They've got some kind of dumb missile in the control room.

And they're gonna use them on us.

Oh, no, no, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

Alexander, stop whining!

You're right, you're right, it's time to stop whining.

Good.

And time to start crying.

[crying]

Come on, now. We've gotta get the other kids.

When we're in big trouble like this

we've all gotta stick together.

How come I feel like I'm falling apart?

Sebastian found Motom's headquarters.

And Motom has some kinda missile he's gonna use on us.

What kind of missile?

(Alan) 'I don't know. It's a mystery.'

Oh, goody! A missile mystery.

I love mysteries. They're so mysterious.

[laughing]

We have only one chance.

Get to Motom's control room and destroy those missiles

before he can zap us with them.

Can Sebastian lead us back to the control room?

meow

Then somebody play the right note

and let's get outta here.

screech

[drumbeats]

Let's go, gang.

(Josie) 'We're all out, Bleep. Come on.'

Hurry, Bleep.

bleep bleep

How did they escape from their cell?

What does it matter?

If they're coming here, it'll save us the trouble

of going after them.

[laughing]

whoosh

What happened to Sebastian? He went whoosh.

(Alan) 'Watch it, Melody.'

A pneumatic people mover.

Very clever. I'm next.

Whoo-i-e-e-e!

thump thump

Some trip, huh, Melody?

Golly, it's the only way to fly.

[laughing]

ble-e-ep

See, I told you, I could find it. Come on.

W-w-why don't I go find Alan and the others?

[laughing]

We were expecting you.

Ha ha.

Uh-oh.

Gee, we wanted to surprise you.

But where are we?

Would you believe it

even on a monorail we got lost?

I wish we hadn't separated from the others.

Maybe we'd better catch the next car.

Wait a minute, I hear voices.

So do I. Over there.

Yeah, come on.

Since you intruders are part of my plans

you may as well know what they are.

Haven't you got any cheerful information?

I can maneuver Metallis like a giant spaceship

to any other planet I choose.

Congratulations, why don't you pull this tin lizzy up next

to Earth and let us off. See? Ha ha ha.

Get it? Pull us up..

Do not interrupt again.

(Alexander) 'Yes, sir. Yes, sir.'

(Motom) 'When I fire my age ray missiles to the surface'

of the other planets, they will transmit a ray

which can transform the entire population into small children.

Golly, that's neat.

I like children, especially boys and girls.

I too like children because I can control

their young minds to obey me.

And me alone.

This door is locked. We can't get in to help them.

We have to do something.

Now..

[laughing]

...on whom shall I test my age ray first?

Not me, you ray happy weirdo.

And not me. I'm too tall to be a baby.

Not me. My mother gave away all my baby clothes.

Very well. I shall test it on all of you.

(Alexandra) 'You wouldn't dare.'

[beeping]

Wrong again, sis. He dare, he dare.

Yikes! It works!

(Alan) 'Man, does it work!'

(Josie) 'Oh baby, it works.'

bleep bleep bleep

(Motom) 'Yes.'

[Motom laughing]

'My ray is a success.'

What shall we do with them now?

Put them in the holding pens and then find the others.

Shh. We can't let 'em know we're here.

Alexander, did you take my doll?

You'll get a good wallop if you did.

I want my teddy bear.

Hello, teddy. Hello, bear.

[laughing]

bleep bleep bleep

meow meow meow

Quiet! And come with me.

I won't go unless I can have a dolly all my own. So there!

She's still the same old Alexandra.

You mean the same old young Alexandra.

(Alexandra) Look, you can't tell me what to do.

(Alexandra) 'Oh, clam up you kooky little kitten.'

Let's go. We gotta see where he's taking them.

I'm hungry, hungry.

I'm naughty, naughty. Ha ha ha.

Be quiet or I'll bop you with my rattle.

Wow, kindergarten time.

Hello there, Alan dear.

You wanna build a sand castle with me? Hmm?

Get off my sandbox!

You may sit in it, Alan.

[chuckling]

But not you, you old lady.

Oh, boy, oh, boy! We've gotta get 'em back to normal.

But how?

If we could change the wavelength

of the missile transmitter, it might reverse everything.

But the missiles are back in the control room.

And Galvan is hunting everywhere for us.

If we crawled out through that air duct, he'd never see us.

Hey, great idea, Val.

Get out of here, you mean old creep! Out!

Umm, Earth children are difficult.

Phew! Thanks, Alexandra.

You're welcome, Alan.

I'd let you be my boyfriend, but you're too old.

There, it's off.

Lets see if we can catch this tin fish.

- 'Got it.' - 'Take it easy.'

[thumping]

What are you doing, ha?

Trying to fix this thing so we can make you grow up again.

When I grow up, I wanna be a fireman.

When I grow up, I wanna go to Cleveland.

[chuckling]

Okay, let's see if I've made the right changes on this missile.

Get ready, here goes.

[beeping]

Wait, wait.

[babbling]

(Valerie) 'Yikes! I think I goofed.'

(Josie) 'Hey, Alex was a cute kid.'

Yeah, but enough of this kid stuff.

Right, back to the old drawing board.

[Alexander babbling]

Beat it, kid! Babies aren't allowed in my sandbox.

Alright, let's try it again.

[beeping]

(Valerie) 'Uh-oh, I think I overdid it.'

What am I doin' in this dirty old sandbox, eh?

(Valerie) 'Alexandra, shh.'

Don't shush me, you young whippersnapper.

Get me out of here!

Aha, I knew I heard the other Earth aliens in here.

Seize them!

(Alan) 'Scatter, gang. Hit the lights.'

[instrumental music]

♪ Join the party join the party ♪

♪ Join the party ♪

♪ Join the party join the party ♪

♪ Join the party ♪

thud

♪ So that you could make it at the.. ♪

[beeping]

♪ So that you could come ♪

♪ Join the party ♪

[beeping]

clang

[beeping]

♪ The best party you've ever known ♪

♪ Join the party ♪

[beeping]

[beeping continues]

♪ Get your feet off the ground ♪

[beeping]

Give me that missile.

(Motom) It is useless to defy us.

[beeping]

Phew! Am I glad Motom had more than one of these.

Ready, gang?

Yes, I'm ready for some milk and cookies.

[laughing]

That's not exactly what I had in mind, Melody.

Stand by.

[beeping]

Golly, how time does fly.

[Melody laughing]

Wow! Hey, thanks, Val.

Oh, yeah, you sure saved the day.

Uh, the years.

[both laughing]

[tapping]

Galvan, uh

Motom is gonna need a babysitter for several years.

[lisping] Yes, I know.

(Alan) 'Well, congratulations. You're elected.'

[beeping]

Uh-huh-huh, my name is Motom. What's yours, huh?

[whooshing]

Well, we destroyed all their missiles except that one.

Now, if we can just find our way home.

At least, we won't get back younger than when we started.

[chuckling]

Don't be too sure. Look at my baby brother.

[Alexander babbling]

[Sebastian laughing]

(Josie) 'Oh, no!'

Pretty good acting, ha? Ha?

Ha ha ha.

I was only fooling. Ha ha ha.

There's only one way to be sure.

This is nothing to fool with.

'So, farewell, age changer.'

We'll all stay the way we are.

And like it. Ha ha ha.

(Alexander) 'Yeah, but another scary planet like that'

'and I'll be a grey-haired old man overnight.'

[all laughing]

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[instrumental music]