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♪ WE IN THE HOUSE ♪
>>> TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
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GUESTS, JOHN OLIVER, SPIKE LEE,
MUSICAL GUEST BENEE.
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AND THE LEDGGENDARY ROOTS CREW
IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW HOME
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EDITION.
>>> WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT SHOW,
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EVERYBODY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
WATCHING
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PEACEFUL PROTESTS CONTINUE
THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY THIS
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WEEKEND.
ALL AGES, ALL RACES
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PARTICIPATING, WHICH SHOULD GIVE
US ALL HOPE.
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AND I THINK POLITICIANS ARE
HEARING THE MESSAGE LOUD AND
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CLEAR, WHICH GOES TO SHOW YOU
HOW POWERFUL LETTING YOUR VOICE
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BEING HEARD IS
SO LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, SOME
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JOKES.
IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE LIVING
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THROUGH SOME OF THE CRAZIEST
TIMES EVER
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GOOD NEWS, THERE'S A NEW POLL
OUT TODAY TO CONFIRM IT.
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>> A NEW NBC NEWS WALL STREET
JOURNAL POLL FINDS 80% OF VOTERS
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FEEL THAT OUR COUNTRY IS OUT OF
CONTROL.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, IF WE HIT 90%
OUT OF CONTROL, EVERY AMERICAN
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GETS THEIR OWN SHOW ON BRAVO
80% THINK THE COUNTRY IS OUT OF
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CONTROL, RIGHT NOW AMERICA IS
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN TRUMP'S
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TWITTER PAGE AND J. K. ROWLING'S
TWITTER PAGE
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EVEN CRAZIER, 15% OF PEOPLE
THINK EVERYTHING IS UNDER
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CONTROL.
WHEN THE TITANIC WAS GOING DOWN,
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THESE WERE THE PEOPLE TRYING TO
GET A DRINK AT THE BAR
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IT'S FINE.
IT'S A BOAT.
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WHAT DO BOATS DO
THEY FLOAT
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HERE'S SOME COOL NEWS, MITT
ROMNEY DECIDED TO MARCH WITH
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PROTESTERS
YOU KNOW YOU'RE STARTING TO
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REACH WHITE PEOPLE, WHEN YOU GET
THE WHITEST OF ALL WHITE PEOPLE.
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>> WE NEED A VOICE AGAINST
RACISM, WE NEED MANY VOICES
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AGAINST RACISM AND BRUTALITY
WE NEED TO STAND UP AND SAY THAT
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BLACK LIVES MATTER
>> WHEN MITT WAS SPOTTED WALKING
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WITH THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE,
EVERYBODY THOUGHT HE WAS JUST
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TAKING HIS FAMILY TO LUNCH
HE MARCHED WITH BLACK LIVES
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MATTER PROTESTERS, THAT'S LIKE
SEEING THE WU‐TANG CLAN SHOW UP
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AT A KENNY G CONCERT
COLIN POWELL SHARED HIS REASONS
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FOR NOT SUPPORTING TRUMP.
>> ONE WORD I HAVE TO USE, AND
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I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST
SEVERAL YEARS, IS A WORD I NEVER
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WOULD HAVE USED BEFORE, WITH ANY
OF THE FOUR PRESIDENTS I WORKED
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FOR, HE LIES
HE LIES ABOUT THINGS
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>> AFTER UPSETTING BLACK PEOPLE
AND MILITARY LEADERS, TRUMP
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DECIDED, LET'S JUST ROLL IT ALL
INTO ONE
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AFTER CALLS FROM PROMINENT NFL
PLAYERS, ROGER GOODELL RELEASED
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A STATEMENT OVER THE WEEKEND
APOLOGIZING ON BEHALF OF THE
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LEAGUE FOR NOT LISTENING TO
PLAYERS EARLIER.
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TAKE A LISTEN.
>> WE, THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL
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LEAGUE, AT MID WE WERE WRONG FOR
NOT LISTENING TO NFL PLAYERS
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EARLIER, AND ENCOURAGE ALL TO
SPEAK OUT AND PEACEFULLY
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PROTEST.
>> YOU COULD TELL HE WAS
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NERVOUS, I THINK HE DELIVERED
THAT FROM HIS UNDERGROUND
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BUNKER
THE NFL FEELS SO BADLY, THAT
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THEY'RE THIS CLOSE TO SCHEDULING
ANOTHER FAKE WORKOUT FOR COLIN
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KAEPERNICK
HERE'S A FUN FACT, I SAID COLIN
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KAEPERNICK'S NAME ONE MORE TIME
THAN ROGER GOODELL DID
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I KNOW THINGS SEEM VOLATILE,
DON'T WORRY, THE PRESIDENT HAS A
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PLAN
>> THE WHITE HOUSE IS SERIOUSLY
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CONSIDERING HAVING PRESIDENT
TRUMP GIVE A SPEECH ON RACE THIS
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WEEK
>> TRUMP WANTS TO GET THE
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COUNTRY OUT OF CONTROL NUMBERS
UP TO 100% BY THIS WEEKEND
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HE'S THINKING OF GIVING A BIG
NATIONALLY TELEADVISED SPEECH
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ABOUT RACE AND UNITY, CURRENTLY
BEING WRITTEN BY SIX WHITE GUYS
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NAMED DALE
TRUMP IS GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT
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RACE AND UNITY, WILL BE LIKE
LISTENING TO A LECTURE ON
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VEGANISM FROM JOEY CHESTNUT.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW,
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THE COMPETITIVE HOT DOG EATING
AND DIGESTING WORLD, JOEY
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CHESTNUT IS THE CHAMP.
IF TRUMP GIVES A NATIONAL
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ADDRESS, IT WILL BE BROADCAST ON
ALL MAJOR TELEVISION NETWORKS,
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PLUS YOU CAN WATCH IT ON B. E. T.
WITH A LAUGH TRACK
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AFTER THAT, J. K. ROWLING WILL
GIVE HER THOUGHTS ON THE
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TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY.
STAFFERS ARE A LITTLE WORRIED
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ABOUT TRUMP'S SPEECH, HE WANTS
TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE PROGRESS
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HE'S MADE IN WAKANDA
DO YOU REMEMBER THE STORY BACK
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IN 2009, THERE WAS A GUY WHO
CRYOGENICALLY FROZE HIMSELF
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RIGHT AFTER OBAMA'S
INAUGURATION
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HE JUST WOKE UP AND HE'S HERE
TONIGHT.
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I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
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HERE
>> I'M GLAD TO BE HERE
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OBAMA.
OBAMA.
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OBAMA YES.
WOO.
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I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HOW GREAT
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THE WORLD IS
AFTER TWO TERMS OF OBAMA ‐‐ HE
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DID GET TWO TERMS, RIGHT
>> YEAH, HE DID, BUT ‐‐
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>> YES, HE DID
YES, HE DID.
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TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, JIMMY.
TELL ME ABOUT HEALTH CARE,
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GENDER EQUALITY, UNFOLD THE
PICTURE OF RACIAL HARMONY.
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WHO'S THE PRESIDENT NOW?
ANOTHER BLACK GUY.
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>> NO, KIND OF THE OPPOSITE.
>> A WOMAN
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THAT IS AWESOME.
THAT'S AMAZING
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>> NO, DEFINITELY NOT A WOMAN.
IT'S ACTUALLY DONALD TRUMP
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT IS SO FUNNY, I KNEW THIS
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WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, PEOPLE WERE
GOING TO BE DOING TRICKS ON ME
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LIKE OH, DONALD TRUMP IS THE
PRESIDENT OR LIKE, YOU KNOW,
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PEOPLE SAYING, OH, ROBOTS ARE
SPYING ON US, THE WORLD IS
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ENDING BECAUSE NOBODY DID
ANYBODY ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING
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YOU GOT ME
WELL PLAYED, JIMMY
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WHAT
WHAT
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NO, WAIT, WHAT
WHICH ONE OF THOSE ARE NOT
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JOKES, THE ROBOTS?
GLOBAL WARMING
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>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN
THOUGHT ABOUT ‐‐
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>> NO, TRUMP, FROM THE
APPRENTICE AND STUFF
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>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD READ A PAPER
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OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU ZOOMED
ON
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YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR TANK
>> NO, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,
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MAN.
WE GOT TO GET LIKE A TAPE, GET A
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TAPE OF TRUMP ‐‐ HERE IT IS,
DOING SOMETHING REALLY AWFUL
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE DID
>> GET A PORNO STAR AND BRING
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HER FORWARD.
>> Jimmy: WE DID
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>> THEN WE GOT TO IMPEACH?
>> Jimmy: WE DID
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>> ALL RIGHT
THEN, WELL, AT LEAST OBAMA
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AT LEAST THERE'S OBAMA
OBAMA SAID HE SOLVED RACISM,
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RIGHT?
HE SOLVED RACISM
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>> Jimmy: NO, TWO WEEKS AGO, A
POLICE OFFICER KILLED AN UNARMED
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BLACK MAN.
>> WELL, THAT'S NO DIFFERENT.
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>> Jimmy: AND NOW THERE ARE
PROTESTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
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ALL OVER THE WORLD, ACTUALLY
IN OUR COUNTRY, THE NATIONAL
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GUARD HAS BEEN DEPLOYED.
DUDE, I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD
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HAVE PICKED UP A NEWSPAPER OR
SOMETHING.
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WRITE US ‐‐
>> THIS WAS THE FIRST THING I
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DID.
YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE ARE
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PROTESTS IN THE STREETS JUST TO
SAY SOMETHING THAT'S AS OBVIOUS
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AS BLACK LIVES MATTER?
>> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY ACCURATE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S
IT
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GIVE ME A SIGN
GIVE ME A MEGA PHONE
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I AM MARCHING.
>> Jimmy: THAT REMINDS ME, DO
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YOU HAVE A MASK?
>> HUH
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>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
SAY THIS, THERE'S A GLOBAL
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PANDEMIC
>> OF COURSE THERE IS, I LIKE
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YOU PUTTING IT THAT WAY.
UNTIL RACISM IS WIPED OFF THE
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FACE OF THE EARTH, THERE'S
NEVER ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
THERE'S ANOTHER GLOBAL PANDEMIC,
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AND THERE IS NO CURE, AND
EVERYONE'S BEEN QUARANTINED IN
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THEIR HOMES FOR ABOUT THREE
MONTHS.
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>> WELL ‐‐
>> Jimmy: SO WELCOME BACK, AND
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THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE
TONIGHT SHOW
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>> THE TONIGHT SHOW?
I THOUGHT CONAN O'BRIEN WAS THE
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HOST OF TONIGHT SHOW
>> Jimmy: LONG STORY
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SUPER NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
>> YEAH, I'M SURE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU.
I'M SHOCKED.
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I NEED TO GATHER MY THOUGHTS
>> Jimmy: I HEAR YOU, BUD.
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>> JIMMY, I CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL
THIS RIGHT NOW, IT'S TOO MUCH,
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IT'S TOO MUCH ALL AT ONCE.
I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT FOR A
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WHILE.
I'M GOING TO WATCH ALL THE
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SEQUELS THAT I'M SURE THEY
BETTER HAVE MADE TO AVATAR SINCE
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2009, AM I RIGHT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE, GO ENJOY
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THE AVATAR SEQUELS
>> YOU SOUND REALLY UNCONVINCING
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RIGHT NOW.
>> ENJOY THEM.
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>> Jimmy: WOW!
FROZEN GUY FROM 2009, EVERYBODY.
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AT LEAST WE'RE THE FIRST TO GET
HIM.
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>>> NEW YORK CITY STARTED
PARTIALLY REOPENING TODAY.
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>> WE'RE CELEBRATING, WE'RE
BACK, WE'RE REOPENING, WE'RE
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EXCITED.
OUR MOJO'S BACK.
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>> Jimmy: NEW YORK BEGAN PHASE
ONE OF ITS REOPENING PLAN TODAY.
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PHASE TWO IS RESTAURANTS AND
BARS
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THEN PHASE THREE IS ANOTHER
THREE MONTHS OF QUARANTINE
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IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK CITY.
LAS VEGAS HAS REOPENED TOO,
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CASINOS SAID SAFETY IS THEIR
NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.
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THEN WENT BACK TO LETTING
EVERYONE SMOKE WHILE THEY PLAY
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CRAPS.
VEGAS IS OPEN, BUT TEMPERATURE
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CHECKS ARE REQUIRED AT HOTELS,
SECURITY WILL BE LIKE EITHER HE
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HAS CORONAVIRUS OR HE JUST LOST
50 GRAND AND IS ABOUT TO TELL
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HIS WIFE
THAT IS OUR MONOLOGUE,
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EVERYBODY, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
MORE TONIGHT SHOW AFTER THE
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BREAK.
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>> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY I GOT TO
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CATCH UP WITH THE VERY FUNNY
JOHN OLIVER, WHO'S THE HOST OF
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LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN
OLIVER, HERE HE IS, JOHN OLIVER.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON
THE SHOW
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I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND I
APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DO AND WHAT
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YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
>> THANK YOU
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>> Jimmy: THE PROTESTS HAVE BEEN
GOING ON IN OUR HOME STATE OF
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NEW YORK CITY, BUT EVERYWHERE
AROUND THE COUNTRY AND ACTUALLY
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AROUND THE GLOBE, IN ENGLAND.
>> YEAH.
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>> HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL
WHEN YOU SEE THAT?
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU
>> OBVIOUSLY, THE UNDERLYING
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CAUSE FOR IT IS ENRAGING
BUT THE FACT THAT PEOPLE HAVE
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MOBILIZED AROUND THE WORLD IS
GENUINELY MOVING
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SEEING YOUNG PEOPLE BUT PEOPLE
OF ALL GENERATIONS TAKING TO THE
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STREETS AT A TIME LIKE THIS JUST
TO SAY [ BLEEP ] THIS.
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IS ACTUALLY TRULY EDIFYING, AT A
POINT WHEN YOU'RE FAITH IN
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HUMANITY WAS LOW, IT'S BEING
GOOD TO SEE PEOPLE FULLY
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OUTRAGED BY THE CURRENT STATE OF
AFFAIRS EVERYWHERE
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AND, OF COURSE, IN BRITAIN,
THERE ARE PROBLEMS AS WELL
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AND JUST THIS WEEK IN BRISTOL,
PROTESTERS FOUND A STATUE OF A
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SLAVE TRADER BOLTED DOWN AND
THREW IT INTO THE HARBOR, WHERE
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IT UNDENIABLY BELONGS.
>> Jimmy: I SAW THAT
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>> IT FEELS GREAT.
IT'S A CHANCE FOR COUNTRIES AND
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INDIVIDUALS TO REFLECT ABOUT
THEIR HISTORY AND WHERE THEY
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ARE.
AND ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
REFLECT UPON FOR SURE.
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>> Jimmy: I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL
THE TIME, LAST WEEK ‐‐ LAST
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NIGHT, ACTUALLY, YOU DEDICATED A
WHOLE EPISODE TO POLICE ‐‐
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>> YEAH, THE WHOLE THING
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU
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COULDN'T ‐‐ THE NEWS JUST
HAPPENED BEFORE THE SHOW, THE
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>> YEAH, LAST WEEKEND WE DIDN'T
FEEL READY
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BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TAPE OUR SHOW
A DAY EARLY.
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WE DIDN'T FEEL READY TO SAY
ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE ABOUT WHAT
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WAS GOING ON
AND TOOK THE WEEK TO THROW ALL
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OUR RESOURCES AT JUST ONE STORY.
BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE THE BEST
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THING WE COULD OFFER WAS
CONTEXT, KIND OF DEEP CONTEXT
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FOR EVERYTHING THAT WAS
HAPPENING, AND WE HAD SEEN THIS
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INCREDIBLE CLIP OF KIMBERLY
JONES TALKING ON THE STREET, AND
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IT FELT LIKE THE BEST THING FOR
US TO DO IS TO GIVE 33 MINUTES
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OF CONTEXT FOR THAT TWO MINUTE
CLIP
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AND THEN JUST SHUT UP.
>> Jimmy: ALL THE WORK YOU GUYS
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PUT INTO THIS STUFF, I DON'T
KNOW IF ANYONE KNOWS
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HE'S JUST FUNNY, YOU PUT MONTHS
SOMETIMES INTO YOUR SHOWS.
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>> YEAH.
AND.
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>> SO I MEAN IT'S A LOT OF WORK,
TO DO ALL THAT, IN A WEEK WITH
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>> YEAH, WE ‐‐ THANKS VERY MUCH.
THEY ALL WORKED VERY HARD, AND
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WE'VE BEEN LOOKING AT CRIMINAL
JUSTICE STORIES FOR SIX YEARS
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NOW, WE PROBABLY TALKED ABOUT
CRIMINAL JUSTICE ISSUES MORE
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THAN ANYTHING ELSE
AND THIS FELT LIKE A WAY TO PUT
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A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT WE HAD
BEEN THINKING ABOUT INTO ONE
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PLACE, ESPECIALLY TO GIVE SOME
BACKGROUND TOWARD THE POLICE
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BEYOND VERY CATCHING SLOGAN.
>> WHAT DOES ‐‐
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>> YEAH, AT FIRST I CAME ACROSS
THAT MOVEMENT.
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SINAKA TOLD ME ABOUT IT, HE WAS
DOING HIS SHOW, PROBLEM AREAS.
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I THINK EPISODE FOUR, THAT WAS
THE FIRST TIME I STARTED
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REALIZING WHAT DEFUNDING THE
POLICE ACTUALLY MEANT.
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IT WASN'T A PUNITIVE THING TO
DO, IT WAS REALLOCATING
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RESOURCES.
AND THAT WOULD LOOK DIFFERENT
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WHEREVER YOU LIVED
IT WAS ABOUT SERVING WHATEVER
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COMMUNITY THE POLICE WERE IN
BETTER, AND TRYING TO DECOUPLE
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SAFETY FROM POLICING
EVEN THIS WEEK, IN RESEARCHING
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IT MORE AND MORE, IT STARTED TO
MAKE MORE AND MORE SENSE, YOU
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REALIZE THAT THINGS ARE SO BAD,
YOU NEED SOLUTIONS THAT ARE
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GOING TO MATCH IT, AND THE
PROBLEMS, OF COURSE, IS IF THE
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POLICE DON'T REALIZE THE SCALE,
THE PROBLEMS, THEY'RE NOT GOING
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TO ACCEPT THE SCALE OF THE
SOLUTIONS.
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>> YEAH, DID YOU SEE ‐‐
OBVIOUSLY ‐‐ IN MINNESOTA THEY
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JUST KIND OF ‐‐
>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: THEY GOT RID OF THEIR
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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>> IT'S NOT LIKE GETTING RID OF
IT, IT'S CONTROLLED STARTING
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OVER AGAIN
IT'S NOT LIKE THE PURGE IS UPON
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US, THAT'S THE THING, TO
UNDERSTAND ABOUT DEFUND THE
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POLICE, IT'S NOT ABOUT NO
POLICE
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IT'S ABOUT WHAT THE POLICE DO.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAID IT EARLIER,
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BUT I ‐‐ YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
ABOUT THESE STORIES SINCE
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WHENEVER, I GUESS WHENEVER YOU
BEGAN.
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>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS FEELS DIFFERENT,
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THOUGH, DOESN'T THE IT
TO YOU
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>> I HOPE SO
I HOPE SO.
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I'LL SAY THIS, THE KEY THING IS
FOR THE OUTRAGED TO BE MATCHED
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WITH ACTION.
BECAUSE THIS MACHINE HAS BEEN
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VERY DELIBERATELY BUILT TO
RESIST CHANGE, TO KIND OF ABSORB
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OUTRAGE AND NOT FUNDAMENTALLY
CHANGE
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SO IT IS GOING TO TAKE SUSTAINED
SIGNIFICANT EFFORTS TO GET THE
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REFORMS THAT ARE GOING TO BE
REQUIRED HERE FOR ANYTHING TO
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MEANINGFULLY CHANGE.
WE'VE JUST BEEN HERE BEFORE.
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WE'VE BEEN AT POINTS IN AMERICAN
HISTORY WHERE THINGS HAVE FELT
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DIFFERENT THIS TIME BEFORE
YOU LOOK AT THE KONA COMMISSION
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60 YEARS AGO, MAKING PROPOSALS
VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT'S BEING
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TALKED ABOUT TODAY
THE PROBLEM IS, THINGS HAVE NOT
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CHANGED ENOUGH
I REALLY REALLY HOPE THAT THIS
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IS THE TIME THAT PEOPLE CAN
MANIFEST MEANINGFUL CHANGE
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I HOPE THAT'S TRUE
WATCHING WHAT HAPPENED IN
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MINNEAPOLIS IS INCREDIBLE.
THAT'S A MASSIVE STEP FOR THEM
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TO TAKE.
AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL INSPIRE
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OTHER PEOPLE THAT BIG CHANGES
ARE POSSIBLE.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST HAD MY
5‐YEAR‐OLD RAN IN REALLY
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QUICKLY, SPIED ON ME AND LEFT.
WHERE ARE YOUR KIDS?
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>> THEY ARE JUST OUTSIDE THIS
DOOR
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THERE'S A NONZERO CHANCE THAT
THERE'S A 4‐YEAR‐OLD ABOUT TO
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RUN IN HERE DRESSED LIKE A
RABBIT
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AND IF HE DOES, I WANT TO
REASSURE YOU IT'S NOT A DONNY
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DARKO SITUATION, THE RABBIT IS
THERE.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF ‐‐
DO THEY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE
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HOME AND WHAT YOU DO FOR A
LIVING AND WHAT'S HAPPENING OR
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NOT?
>> I DON'T THINK THEY UNDERSTAND
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THINGS
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS
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I DO FOR A LIVING.
IF I EVEN WENT HALF A SENTENCE
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INTO EXPLAINING IT TO THEM, I
DON'T THINK THEY WOULD
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APPRECIATE IT OR RESPECT IT.
I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE WRONG
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THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
THAT ON A WEEKEND DADA NEEDS TO
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GO TO A ROOM AND SWEAR TO
HIMSELF.
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>> YEAH.
>> I HOPE THEY'RE NOT
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OVERHEARING TOO MUCH OF WHAT I
SAY IN THIS ROOM ONCE A WEEK
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A LOT OF DADA SCREAMING WHAT THE
[ BLEEP ].
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>> Jimmy: CAN YOU STICK AROUND,
CAN I DO ‐‐ I HAVE A COUPLE MORE
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QUESTIONS I WANT TO ASK YOU.
>> OF COURSE, COOL
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>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH
JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY
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CONVERSATION WITH JOHN OLIVER.
THANKS AGAIN FOR TALKING TO ME
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I REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT.
I DID WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
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BECOMING A CITIZEN
YOU ARE NOW A CITIZEN OF THE
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>> AN AMERICAN
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>> Jimmy: YOU ARE AN AMERICAN?
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE ON
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MY SHOW AS AN AMERICAN
>> THAT'S RIGHT, I FEEL YOU'RE
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TREATING ME WITH A DIFFERENT
RESPECT.
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AMERICAN TO AMERICAN, RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: HOW WAS THE PROCESS.
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I MEAN, IT'S REALLY BAD.
IT'S BAD FOR ME.
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THAT'S WHAT IS MORE OF THE SCARY
CANARY IN THE COAL MINE.
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IT'S BAD FOR A WHITE MAN COMING
FROM BRITAIN WHO HAS THE HELP OF
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FIRST COMEDY CENTRAL AND THEN
HBO LAWYERS.
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IT WAS REALLY HARD.
>> Jimmy: REALLY
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>> AND VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE FINAL DAY
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WHEN YOU GO, YEP, IT'S OFFICIAL.
DO YOU GET A THANK YOU FROM THE
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PRESIDENT OR ‐‐ WHICH WOULD BE
FUNNY IF YOU GOT A THANK YOU
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>> YOU GO INTO A ROOM TOGETHER
THERE'S LIKE 150 OF US FROM 47
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DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.
SO WE'RE ALL IN A ROOM TOGETHER.
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AND THEY THEY MAKE SPEECHES,
EVERYONE STANDS UP WHEN THEIR
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COUNTRY IS CALLED.
AND THEN A VIDEO FROM THE
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PRESIDENT.
I THINK IN RECENT YEARS THAT
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VIDEO HAS BEEN A LITTLE MORE
WELCOMING THAN THIS PARTICULAR
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VIDEO WAS.
WHICH SEEMED TO BE DELIVERED
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THROUGH SOME VERSION OF GRITTED
TEETH.
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AND SO WE LISTENED TO THAT
VIDEO.
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WERE MADE TO FEEL NOT EXACTLY
WELCOME, AND THEN WE WERE GIVEN
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AMERICAN FLAGS AND THEY SAY
CONGRATULATIONS, AND IT FEELS
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LIKE ‐‐ FOR SOME PEOPLE IN THAT
ROOM, THIS IS THE END OF A
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20‐YEAR, 30‐YEAR PROCESS
SO THE SENSE OF RELIEF IN THAT
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ROOM
IF I'M COMPLETELY HONEST, THERE
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WAS A PART OF ME THAT DAY AS I
WENT DOWN THERE THAT STILL
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DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN, IT WAS SOME KIND OF
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TRAP
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE,
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BUT PART OF ME THOUGHT THEY
WOULD OPEN A DOOR AND THERE
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WOULD BE PLASTIC SHEETING AND
JARED KUSHNER WAS STROKING A
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CAT.
LIKE YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS
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GOING TO REALLY HAPPEN
THAT WAS THE PARANOIA IN MY HEAD
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AT THE TIME.
I CON THE BELIEVE THIS WAS GOING
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TO HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN VOTE NOW
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>> YES, THIS IS MY FIRST VOTE.
NOW I GOT WHY YOU GOT SO PISSY
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ABOUT IT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
YEAH, IT IS ANNOYING, YOU'RE
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RIGHT, IT IS VERY ANNOYING
I GET TO VOTE THIS NOVEMBER.
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>> Jimmy: WITH EVERYTHING GOING
ON, I WAS TALKING TO YOU
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EARLIER, JUST ABOUT ANY LIVE
THINGS, KIDS MAKE YOU SMILE
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DURING THIS TIME
YOU SPOKE TO ME ABOUT A PURCHASE
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YOU MADE IN A BODEGA
>> JUST AS EVERYTHING WAS
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SHUTTING DOWN.
I WAS LOOKING FOR ANYTHING THAT
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COULD BE CONSTRUED AS A CHILD'S
TOY.
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I FOUND A CHIA PET OF THE GOLDEN
GIRLS, THAT HAD BEEN ON THE
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BODEGA SHELF FOR I WANT TO SAY
30 YEARS
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>> HOLY ‐‐
>> I GAVE THIS TO MY SON
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HE SAID WHO IS THAT LADY
I EXPLAINED WHO ESTELLE GETDY
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WAS.
HE SAID, WHY IS THIS A TOY
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I COULDN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
THEN HE ASKED WHY SHE WAS SO
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MAD.
HERE'S THE THING
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WE STARTED THIS THREE MONTHS
AGO.
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IT'S 30 YEARS OLD, BEEN SITTING
ON A BODEGA SHELF.
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ALL THE SEEDS HAVE PROBABLY
DIED
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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AIMING FOR
THIS, THREE MONTHS LATER IS WHAT
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WE GOT
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I MEAN, THAT'S HORRIFIC,
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC
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I'VE EVEN TRIMMED OFF THE ONE
THAT WAS GROWING OUT OF HER
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NOSE
I DON'T KNOW IF THERE WAS A
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BETTER VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF
WHERE WE WANT TO BE AS A SOCIETY
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AND WHERE WE ARE FROM THAT
>> Jimmy: JOHN OLIVER, YOU ARE A
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FUNNY MAN.
I NEEDED THAT LAUGH.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING
YOU'RE DOING, KEEP UP THE GREAT
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WORK, AND HUG THOSE KIDS
>> THANKS SO MUCH.
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>> Jimmy: KBOOI, BUDDY
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> Jimmy: SPIKE LEE JOINS US
WHEN WE COME BACK.
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STICK AROUND
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>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
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LEGENDARY FILMMAKER, HIS NEW
FILM DA 5 BLOODS IS OUT ON
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NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY.
HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH THE
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GREAT SPIKE LEE.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
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I KNOW WE'RE ON ZOOM, I WISH I
COULD BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH
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YOU.
>> J
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.
>> YES, MY BROTHER, THE WORLD
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HAS CHANGED.
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY HAS.
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I WANT TO BRING UP, YOU'RE SUCH
A POWERFUL DIRECTOR AND A VOICE
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OF GENERATION AFTER GENERATION
BUT ‐‐
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>> JIMMY I'M GOING IN MY FOURTH
DECADE, MY MAN
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S CRAZY HOW FAST
TIME FLIES
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>> 63.
>> Jimmy: NO WAY
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>> BLACK DON'T CRACK
>> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT ALL
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HONESTLY, I WAS WATCHING THIS
THING THAT YOU DID, BECAUSE I
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WATCHED ‐‐ DON LEMON DID THIS
SPECIAL ON CNN
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AND YOU ‐‐ GAVE YOU THE SHORTS
CALLED 3 BROTHERS, WHERE IT
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IS ‐‐ IT IS ‐‐ I JUST ‐‐
SPEECHLESS, WHAT IT IS
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IT BASICALLY, RADIO RAHIM, ERIC
GARNER AND GEORGE FLOYD ALL KIND
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OF CUT IN BETWEEN.
SO IT'S ‐‐ IT'S JUST ‐‐ IT'S
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POWERFUL
I DID WANT TO SHOW IT ON OUR
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SHOW IF YOU DIDN'T MIND.
>> CAN I SAY ONE THING FIRST
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BEFORE YOU SHOW IT
>> YEAH.
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>> RAY RAHIM IS A FICTIONAL
CHARACTER FROM MY 1980 FILM DO
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THE RIGHT THING.
BUT HIS MURDER IS BASED UPON THE
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REAL LIFE MURDER OF MICHAEL
STEWART, WHO WAS A GRAFFITI ART
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I HERE IN NEW YORK CITY 1983
SO THAT'S WHERE I GOT THAT DEAL
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FOR THE MURDER OF RAY RAHIM.
>> Jimmy: REALLY, WHERE HE WAS
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CHOKED TO DEATH?
>> YEAH, CAME FROM MICHAEL
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STEWART.
>> DID NOT KNOW THAT
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>> YEAH, 1983.
HE WAS A GRAFFITI ARTIST, NEW
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YORK TRANSIT AUTHORITY POLICE
JUMPED ON HIM, PUT HIM IN A
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STRANGLEHOLD AND HE DIED IN A
COMA SEVERAL DAYS AFTER THAT
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RAY RAHIM IS BASED ‐‐ EVEN
THOUGH IT'S FICTIONAL, IT'S
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BASED UPON THE REAL LIFE MURDER
OF MICHAEL STEWART, WHO WAS GOOD
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FRIENDS WITH BOB F IoT TOO
THEY WERE TIGHT.
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>> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER THINK
THAT THAT WOULD ‐‐ THINGS
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WOULDN'T CHANGE SINCE THEN
AND ‐‐
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>> JIMMY, YOU KNOW WHEN I SAW
ERIC GARNER, I'M LIKE, THAT'S ‐‐
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THAT'S RAY RAHIM BASED ON
MICHAEL STEWART, AND THEN TO SEE
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OUR BROTHER FLOYD, AND I KNOW HE
SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO ERIC
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GARNER.
>> Jimmy: YES.
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>> SO HE SEEN THAT IN HIS MIND
AS HIS LAST 8 1/2 MINUTES.
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00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:19,945
BEING SUFFOCATED OUT OF HIM.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
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EVERYONE THIS, AND I WANT TO
WARN ANYONE AT HOME, THIS IS
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00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:34,793
GRAPHIC, BUT IT'S REAL
AND IT'S VIOLENCE FROM POLICE
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00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:45,504
OFFICERS AND ‐‐ BUT WATCH AND
SEE HOW THE FILM HOLDS UP.
399
00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:47,372
>> I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS,
OFFICER.
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00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,575
I'M MINDING MY BUSINESS, LEAVE
ME ALONE
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00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:57,116
I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME, PLEASE
LEAVE ME ALONE
402
00:26:57,116 --> 00:27:00,619
>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
>> DON'T TOUCH ME, PLEASE.
403
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:04,490
>> YOU GAVE US A BAD ‐‐
>> COME ON
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00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:18,437
[ BLEEP ].
>> I DIDN'T DO NOTHING
405
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:31,116
[ BLEEP ].
>> I CAN'T BREATHE
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00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:36,455
[ BLEEP ] MAMA, MAMA
>> GET OFF OF HIM NOW.
407
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:41,627
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL.
>> ALL HE DID WAS BREAK UP A
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00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:43,195
FIGHT.
>> HE'S BREATHING RIGHT THERE,
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00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,130
BRO.
>> I CAN'T BREATHE
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00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:54,373
>> BACK IT UP.
>> HE'S NOT MOVING, GET OFF OF
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00:27:54,373 --> 00:28:03,682
HIS NECK, BRO.
NO, BRO, LOOK AT HIM
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00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,185
>> EMS, COME ON, WE'RE HERE TO
HELP, ALL RIGHT?
413
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:10,022
>> THAT'S THREE.
>> YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST
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00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:14,726
LIFTED HIM UP OFF THE GROUND,
BRO, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ‐‐ 9:87
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00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:18,530
YOU JUST CHOKED THAT ‐‐
>> THEY JUST KILLED THAT MAN
416
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:23,902
>> YOU JUST REALLY KILLED THAT
MAN, BRO
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00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:30,776
>> Jimmy: IT'S JARRING, AND
IT'S ‐‐ I JUST THINK ‐‐ I HOPE
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00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:35,814
THAT PEOPLE ARE ‐‐ THAT THIS IS
THE BIGGEST CHANGE
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00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:40,285
THIS IS IT, THIS IS SOMETHING.
LET'S DO SOMETHING
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00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:45,557
>> I THINK, JIMMY, MY BROTHER,
PEOPLE ARE THERE
421
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,494
I WAS ON MY BIKE YESTERDAY HERE
IN BROOKLYN AND ‐‐ I WAS SO ‐‐
422
00:28:49,494 --> 00:28:54,866
I'VE SEEN IT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
STILL IN QUARANTINE.
423
00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:58,537
BUT YESTERDAY I SAID, I GOT TO
BE IN IT, I HAD MY MASK ON
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00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:04,876
>> Jimmy: YOU DID IT
>> BUT THE SEA, AND ALSO ‐‐ THE
425
00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:07,613
SEA OF YOUNG WHITE GENERATION,
MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS, THEY'RE
426
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:16,488
OUT THERE.
IT'S NOT JUST BLACK AND BROWN
427
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:24,463
PEOPLE, SO I'M VERY ENTHUSIASTIC
THAT PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD
428
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,432
WERE GALVANIZED BY THE HORRIFIC
MURDER OF GEORGE FLOYD IN
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00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:36,708
SAYING, NO, NO, NO
AND ALSO, I THINK THAT PEOPLE
430
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:40,746
ARE GOING TO COME OUT TO VOTE.
WHEN SOMEONE DOES THIS IN THE
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00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:44,916
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO SAY HELL NO
432
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:49,921
YOU GOT TO GO.
THAT IS MY HOPE, THAT'S MY
433
00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:54,526
PRAYER, AND OUR PRESIDENT,
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA HAS SAID
434
00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:57,462
THAT THIS UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION IS GOING TO BE THE MOST
435
00:29:57,462 --> 00:30:01,333
IMPORTANT IN HISTORY OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
436
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:05,771
I WANT TO TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER
FROM BARACK, AND SAY, THIS
437
00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:08,940
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WILL BE
THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN
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00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:14,212
THE HISTORY OF THE MODERN WORLD.
BECAUSE HE GETS ELECTED ‐‐ THIS
439
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:18,116
IS MY OPINION.
IF HE GETS ELECTED, THE WORLD IS
440
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:24,022
IN PERIL
THEY HAD TO TALK HIM DOWN FOR
441
00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:27,326
SIKKING NATIONAL ARMED FORCES ON
PEACEFUL AMERICANS
442
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:33,899
AND IT'S LIKE THIS GUY HAS NOT
EVEN HEARD OF THE CONSTITUTION
443
00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:34,900
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
444
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:38,236
>> MY QUESTION IS, WHAT IS BILL
BARR'S JOB, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
445
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:39,771
THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, HE DON'T
KNOW THAT?
446
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:45,243
>> Jimmy: GEEZ
>> AND THIS IS LIKE BANANAS NOW.
447
00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:52,551
>> Jimmy: YEAH
IT JUST FEELS LIKE EVERY MOVE IS
448
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:56,288
MORE SHOCKING THAN THE NEXT
MOVE, AND YOU'RE LIKE, SOMEONE
449
00:30:56,288 --> 00:31:01,526
HAS TO TALK TO SOMEBODY AND SAY
LIKE, HEY, WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING
450
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,930
OUT THERE IS NOT WORKING
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, YOU HAVE
451
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:07,999
TO DO SOMETHING ELSE, DO
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
452
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,435
>> IF I MAY SAY, SOMETIMES I
THINK HE SHOULD JUST BE QUIET.
453
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:17,175
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HIM
454
00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:23,181
TALK ABOUT GEORGE FLOYD LOOKING
DOWN FROM HEAVEN SAYING THIS IS
455
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:25,584
A GREAT DAY IN AMERICA
JUST DON'T SAY NOTHING
456
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,552
>> Jimmy: JUST STOP.
JUST STOP.
457
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,521
>> STOP.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE TALKING
458
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:35,293
ABOUT ‐‐ YOU SHOULD NOT BE
SPEAKING ABOUT OUR BROTHER
459
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:38,797
>> Jimmy: NO
MORE WITH SPIKE LEE WHEN WE COME
460
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:39,698
BACK
YOU MIND HANGING OUT
461
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:40,695
>> I'M HERE, BABY.
462
00:31:50,895 --> 00:31:59,050
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
463
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,988
>> Jimmy: HERE'S MORE OF MY
CONVERSATION WITH SPIKE LEE.
464
00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:05,157
SPIKE LEE, THANKS AGAIN FOR
BEING HERE
465
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,692
I REALLY REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
DOING THIS
466
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:14,699
YOUR NEW MOVIE ON NETFLIX
FRIDAY, CALLED THE 5 BLOODS.
467
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:21,673
AND MAN, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS
I CAN TALK ABOUT
468
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:27,679
BUT BASICALLY, IT'S FOR BLACK
VIETNAM VETS GOING BACK TO
469
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:31,950
VIETNAM.
>> THEY'RE GOING BACK TO VIETNAM
470
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:35,554
TO FIND THE REMAINS OF THEIR
SQUAD LEADER PLAYED BY CHADWICK
471
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,390
BOSEMAN.
AND HIS REMAINS IS BURIED AMONG
472
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:42,661
GOLD
>> Jimmy: ALL THE OTHER MARTIN
473
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:49,100
LUTHER KING JR. ‐‐ THE
CONNECTION BETWEEN HIM AND
474
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,303
VIETNAM AND PEOPLE ARE ‐‐
>> J
475
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:56,408
>> THE EARLY OPPOSERS TO THE
WAR, SAID THAT IT WAS AN IMMORAL
476
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,945
WAR.
THE SAME WAY MUHAMMAD ALI SAID
477
00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:02,981
>> Jimmy: THERE'S A SCENE, SO
MANY TWISTS AND TURNS IN THE
478
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:06,618
MOVIE, I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT
FOR ANYONE, BUT THIS THING IS ‐‐
479
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:09,888
WHAT YOU DID, I ALMOST WANT YOUR
NUMBER SO YOU CAN TEXT YOU AND
480
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:15,660
GO, YOU DID IT AGAIN
>> Jimmy: I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
481
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:20,832
WHEN WE GET OFF.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE SO MANY THINGS.
482
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:25,403
>> PUT IT ON SPEED DIAL.
>> Jimmy: I WILL
483
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,173
YOU HAVE THE ACTORS CURRENTLY
THAT THE VIETNAM VETS PLAYED
484
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,674
THEMSELVES
>> PRESENT DAY TODAY.
485
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:35,347
>> Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN THE MEMORIES OF THEIR
486
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,183
SCENES WITH CHADWICK BOSEMAN WHO
IS THEM, WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG
487
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,686
MEN.
BUT THEY'RE OLD MEN PLAYING
488
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:45,423
THEMSELVES, NOT YOUNGING DOWN OR
USING CGI, JUST IN THE SCENE
489
00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:48,693
AND YOU'RE GOING, YEAH, THAT'S
THAT GUY
490
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,296
IT'S BRILLIAN THE.
IT'S AMAZING
491
00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:54,332
EVEN THOUGH THESE GUYS ARE OLDER
NOW, THEY'RE STILL THE SAME
492
00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:57,335
GUYS
>> THEIR MEMORY.
493
00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:59,504
>> Jimmy: YES, THEY ARE THOSE
GUYS
494
00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:02,140
DON'T FORGET THAT, IT'S A GREAT
THING.
495
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:06,711
MY DAD SERVED IN VIETNAM, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO.
496
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:10,982
>> YOUR FATHER WAS A VIETNAM
VET?
497
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,851
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS IN THE
234
498
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:17,989
NAVY
BUT TO SEE THAT, AND ‐‐
499
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,524
>> IS YOUR FATHER STILL WITH US?
>> Jimmy: YEAH
500
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:23,762
>> PLEASE, I WANT YOU TO WATCH
THIS WITH YOUR DAD
501
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:28,233
>> THIS FRIDAY I'LL SOCIAL
DISTANCE, I'LL BE OUTSIDE HIS
502
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:31,436
WINDOW
I'LL WATCH NETFLIX ON MY PHONE
503
00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:32,971
WHILE MY DAD'S WATCHING ON HIS
TV
504
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:36,675
I KNOW HE'LL LOVE IT, THOUGH
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COOL MOVE,
505
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:40,612
I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE, IT
WAS JUST ‐‐ IT WAS GREAT, AND
506
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:44,449
JUST SHOT BEAUTIFULLY AND THE
SCORE IS GREAT AS WELL
507
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:50,655
WELL DONE.
I WANT TO SHOW A SCENE HERE,
508
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:56,227
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS ANNOUNCED
OVER THE RADIO IN VIETNAM THAT
509
00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:57,562
DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. WAS
ASSAS
510
00:34:57,562 --> 00:35:06,404
ASSASSINATED
TAKE A LOOK.
511
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:12,644
>> IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, A
WHITE MAN OPPOSED DR. MARTIN
512
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:18,316
LUTHER KING.
HE ALSO OPPOSED THE WAR IN
513
00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:23,788
VIETNAM.
YOUR GOVERNMENT SENT 600,000
514
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,625
TROOPS TO CRUSH THE REBELLION.
YOUR SOUL SISTERS AND SOUL
515
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:32,864
BROTHERS ARE ENRAGED IN OVER 122
CITIES
516
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:40,405
THEY KILLED THEM
WHY YOU FIGHT AGAINST US
517
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:42,707
SO FAR AWAY FROM WHERE YOU ARE
NEEDED
518
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:46,978
>> Jimmy: DA 5 BLOODS.
SPIKE, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
519
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:53,084
>> AC AFTER CORONA, BABY
>> Jimmy: I WILL TAKE THAT
520
00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:55,153
>> AFTER CARONA.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST, BUD
521
00:35:55,153 --> 00:36:03,895
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WHAT
YOU'RE DOING, THANK YOU, PAL
522
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,031
MY THANKS TO SPIKE LEE, DA 5
BLOODS IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX
523
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,666
THIS FRIDAY.
STICK AROUND, WE HAVE MORE
524
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,196
TONIGHT SHOW COMING UP
525
00:36:14,429 --> 00:36:17,909
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
526
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,778
EVERYBODY.
PERFORMING THE SUMMER BREAKOUT
527
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:23,815
SMASH HIT ‐‐ I LOVE THIS SONG.
AM I TOO OLD TO LOVE THIS SONG
528
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:24,916
I MIGHT BE
I DON'T KNOW
529
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,317
I LOVE IT.
I LOVE THE SONG.
530
00:36:26,317 --> 00:36:29,587
I LOVE HER VOICE
I LOVE THE WHOLE THING
531
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:31,790
"SUPALONELY" IS THE SONG
IT'S THE BIGGEST ‐‐ IT'S ON ‐‐
532
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,758
IT'S ALL OVER TIKTOK
SO IF YOU'RE ON TIKTOK, YOU
533
00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:35,393
KNOW THIS SONG
ANYWAYS, SHE'S MAKING HER TV
534
00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:40,198
DEBUT.
BENEE WITH GUS DAPPERTON
HERE'S "SUPALONELY."
535
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:53,311
♪ I KNOW IT'S STUFFED U
I'M JUST A LOSER
536
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:56,614
SHOULDN'T BE WITH YA
GUESS I'M A QUITTER ♪
537
00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,583
♪ WHILE YOU'RE OUT THER
DRINKIN' I'M JUS
538
00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,086
HERE THINKIN' ♪
♪ 'BOUT WHERE I
539
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:03,722
SHOULD'VE BEEN
I'VE BEEN LONELY
540
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,223
MM, AH, YEAH ♪
♪ WATER POURING DOW
541
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,960
FROM THE CEILIN'
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
542
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,764
STILL HARD TO BELIEVE IT ♪
♪ MAYBE I'M DRAMATI
543
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:19,771
I DON'T WANNA SEEM I
I DON'T WANNA PANIC ♪
544
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:24,142
♪ I'M A SAD GIR
IN THIS BIG WORL
545
00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:28,947
IT'S A MAD WORLD ♪
♪ ALL OF MY FRIENDS
546
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:32,016
KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED
YOU'RE A BAD THING
547
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:35,720
AH ♪
♪ I KNOW IT'S STUFFED U
548
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,690
I'M JUST A LOSER
SHOULDN'T BE WITH YA
549
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:41,326
GUESS I'M A QUITTER ♪
♪ WHILE YOU'RE OUT THER
550
00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:45,029
DRINKIN I'M JUST HERE THINKI
'BOUT WHERE I SHOULD'VE BEEN
551
00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:51,369
I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪
♪ MM, AH, YEA
552
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:54,873
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
553
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:56,941
LONELY I'M A LONELY CHICK ♪
♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA
554
00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:03,081
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
LONELY SUPER LONELY ♪
555
00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:07,652
♪ NOW I'M IN THE BATHTU
CRYIN THINK I'
556
00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:10,288
SLOWLY SINKING
BUBBLES IN MY EYES ♪
557
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,659
♪ NOW MAYBE I'M JUST DREAMI
NOW I'M IN THE SAD CLU
558
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:18,930
JUST TRYNA GET A BACKRUB
LONELY ♪
559
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:22,867
♪ I'M A SAD GIR
IN THIS BIG WORL
560
00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:29,941
IT'S A MAD WORLD ♪
♪ ALL OF MY FRIENDS
561
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,910
KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED
YOU'RE A BAD THING
562
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:36,281
RAH ♪
♪ I KNOW IT'S STUFFED U
563
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:38,483
I'M JUST A LOSER
SHOULDN'T BE WITH YA
564
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:42,620
GUESS I'M A QUITTER ♪
♪ WHILE YOU'RE OUT THER
565
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,490
DRINKIN I'M JUST HERE THINKI
'BOUT WHERE I SHOULD'VE BEEN
566
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:49,961
I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪
♪ MM, AH, YEA
567
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,797
LA‐LA‐LA‐LA WO
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
568
00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:56,401
LONELY I'M A LONELY CHICK ♪
♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA
569
00:38:56,401 --> 00:39:04,609
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
LONELY SUPER LONELY ♪
570
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:09,514
♪ I LOATHE ROMANCIN
IN ITSELF YEAH
571
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:14,452
I'D BE DAMNED TO TRY ♪
♪ I'M ONLY DANCING BY
572
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:20,358
MYSELF SO I DON'
SLAM MY IRISH BUCK ♪
573
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:24,162
♪ COMPOSTABLE CUPS B‐B‐BENE
I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH
574
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:29,234
I WOULD HATE T
MESS THINGS UP ♪
575
00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:33,471
♪ BUT MY BOOGIE STILL
STAYS RESTLESS ENOUGH YEAH
576
00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:37,308
I KNOW IT'S STUFFED UP
I'M JUST A LOSER ♪
577
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:41,446
♪ SHOULDN'T BE WITH Y
GUESS I'M A QUITTE
578
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:42,981
WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE ♪
♪ DRINKIN I'M JUS
579
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:47,452
HERE THINKIN
'BOUT WHERE I SHOULD'VE BEEN
580
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:48,887
I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪
♪ MM, AH, YEA
581
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:52,156
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
582
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:55,860
LONELY I'M A LONELY CHICK ♪
♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA
583
00:39:55,860 --> 00:40:03,635
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
LONELY SUPER LONELY ♪
584
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:06,905
♪ YEAH I'VE BEEN LONELY
I'VE BEEN LONELY
585
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:10,642
LONELY ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN LONEL
586
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:12,377
BY THE WAY
LA‐LA‐LA‐L
587
00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:17,916
LA‐LA‐LA‐LA ♪
♪ LONEL
I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪
588
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,157
>> Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
589
00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,358
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
I APPRECIATE IT.
590
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:28,993
THANK YOU TO MY GUESTS
JOHN OLIVER, SPIKE LEE, AND I
591
00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:33,298
WANT TO THANK BENEE FOR DOING
HER SONG
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AND THANK YOU FRANNIE, AND
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