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♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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>> Jimmy: HELLO, I'M JIMMY.
I AM THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
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THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME VIA THE
ORIGINAL FORM OF SOCIAL
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DISTANCING, TELEVISION.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
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THIS YEAR IS SO CRAZY.
KIM JONG UN DIED AND CAME BACK
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TO LIFE THIS YEAR, AND NOBODY
EVEN REMEMBERS IT.
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TWO WEEKS AGO, WE WERE ON
INSTAGRAM TEACHING EACH OTHER
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HOW TO MAKE NO‐KNEAD FOCACCIA
AND NOW WE'RE DISMANTLING
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SYSTEMIC RACISM.
I THINK THAT'S PROGRESS.
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AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW, THOUSANDS
OF AMERICANS WERE OUT THIS
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WEEKEND GATHERING TOGETHER,
RISKING THEIR LIVES SO THAT
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THEIR VOICES WILL BE HEARD.
OH, WAIT, NO, THAT'S LAS VEGAS.
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THOSE PEOPLE ARE RISKING THEIR
LIVES TO PLAY BAYWATCH SLOT
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MACHINES.
THIS WAS THE SCENE HERE IN
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HOLLYWOOD YESTERDAY, 20,000 LOS
ANGELENOS MARCHING TOGETHER.
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THIS IS WHERE WE SHOOT OUR SHOW,
USUALLY.
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WE'VE BEEN ON THAT STREET ALMOST
18 YEARS.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN A CROWD ANYWHERE
NEAR THAT BIG.
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THE PEOPLE OF L. A. HAVE SHOWED
UP WHICH IS ENCOURAGING.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO
GET PEOPLE TO WALK IN L. A.?
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IN L. A., ACTIVISM USUALLY MEANS
WEARING A LAPEL PIN TO THE
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NICKELODEON KIDS CHOICE AWARDS.
THESE PROTESTS ARE LIKE THE
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PRESIDENT'S SUITS, THEY JUST
KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER.
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THEY HAD A MOMENT OF SILENCE AT
A NASCAR EVENT THIS WEEKEND.
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WHICH WAS REMARKABLE.
AND THERE ARE DEMONSTRATIONS ALL
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OVER THE WORLD.
IN BRISTOL, ENGLAND, THEY TORE
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DOWN THIS STATUE OF A SLAVE
TRADER NAMED EDWARD COLSTON.
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POSED LIKE HE'S WORRIED SOMEONE
MAY NOTICE THERE'S A STATUE OF A
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SLAVE TRADER IN TOWN.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO EDWARD
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THIS WEEKEND,
HE GOT THROWN IN THE RIVER.
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THERE WERE PROTESTS IN LONDON,
PARIS, AUSTRALIA.
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AND THIS WAS VERY INTERESTING, A
MESSAGE OF, I'M NOT SURE IF
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YOU'D CALL IT, "SUPPORT" BUT
THIS WAS THE MESSAGE DURING A
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MEETING OF PARLIAMENT IN IRAN.
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[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
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[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
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>> Jimmy: UM, THANK YOU?
I GUESS,
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IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHO WAS OUT THERE
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YESTERDAY, MARCHING WITH THE
PROTESTERS IN WASHINGTON?
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AMERICA'S WHITEST MAN, UTAH
SENATOR MITT ROMNEY.
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MARCHED TO SUPPORT BLACK
LIVES MATTER AND TO BREAK IN HIS
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NEW PAIR OF PENNY LOAFERS,
IT WAS A WIN‐WIN.
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AND YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS,
REPUBLICANS ARE MAD AT HIM.
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MANY OF MITT'S FELLOW
REPUBLICANS ARE ANGRY, FURIOUS
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EVEN, THAT HE MARCHED WITH A
GROUP OF EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS
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WHO HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE IN
FAVOR OF EQUAL RIGHTS.
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THEY LET HIM HAVE IT ONLINE.
THERE WERE HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS
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OF POSTS LIKE THIS ONE.
"MITT ROMNEY, YOUR DAY IS COMING
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SOONER THAN YOU THINK.
YOU NEED TO HIT YOUR KNEES AND
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BEG FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS
FROM GOD.
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PRAYER HANDS EMOJI, REPENT NOW!
ANOTHER. "RACIST.
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YOU SHOULD RESIGN YOUR LDS
CHURCH MEMBERSHIP!"
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"MITT ROMNEY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO
UTAH AND STAY THERE!
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HE CAN PRACTICE HIS IMMORAL WAYS
THERE! HE COULDN'T EVEN RUN A
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PORT‐A‐POTTY!" REALLY?
YOU'RE MAD THAT HE MARCHED?
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THIS WAS A PEACEFUL PROTEST.
MITT ROMNEY WASN'T OUT SMASHING
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WINDOWS AND STEALING BOXES OF
KHAKI PANTS.
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HE WAS MARCHING IN SUPPORT OF
CIVIL RIGHTS.
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AND BY THE WAY, WHO "RUNS" A
PORTA‐POTTY? NO ONE RUNS THOSE.
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THERE'S NO OPERATOR.
THEY JUST SIT THERE FOR MONTHS
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UNTIL A GUY WITH A TRUCK COMES
TO PICK THEM UP.
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BUT I DO THINK THIS IS AN
INTERESTING REACTION BECAUSE SO
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MANY OF
THESE PEOPLE CLAIM THEY'RE FINE
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WITH PEACEFUL PROTEST, THEY JUST
DON'T LIKE LOOTING OR VIOLENCE
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OR DISRESPECT TO THE FLAG.
BUT WHAT WE'VE LEARNED, NOW,
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WITHOUT A DOUBT, WHEN A
REPUBLICAN WHO MARCHES IS
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CONSIDERED TO BE A TRAITOR IS
THAT A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE JUST
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DON'T AGREE THAT BLACK LIVES
MATTER.
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YOU KINDA NEED TO ASK YOURSELF,
IF YOU BELONG TO A PARTY THAT
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CASTIGATES ONE OF ITS MOST
PROMINENT MEMBERS FOR STANDING
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UP FOR CIVIL RIGHTS, MAYBE YOUR
PARTY SUCKS?
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HOPEFULLY ROMNEY WILL CONTINUE
TO STAND UP IN THE SENATE, WHERE
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IT REALLY COUNTS.
AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT
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MITT ROMNEY HAS ALWAYS BEEN
SUPPORTIVE OF THE
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AFRICAN‐AMERICAN COMMUNITY.
GOING WAY BACK.
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♪ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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>> Jimmy: HE SINGS THAT EVERY
WEEKEND AT KARAOKE‐DOKEY.
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ROMNEY ALSO GOT IT FROM OUR
TROLLER‐IN‐CHIEF WHO WROTE,
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"TREMENDOUS SINCERITY, WHAT A
GUY.
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HARD TO BELIEVE, WITH THIS KIND
OF POLITICAL TALENT, HIS NUMBERS
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WOULD 'TANK' SO BADLY IN UTAH!"
THAT'S RIGHT, ROMNEY SHOULD HAVE
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DONE WHAT REAL MEN DO DURING
PROTESTS, RUN DOWN TO THE BUNKER
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TO EAT A BLIZZARD FROM DAIRY
QUEEN.
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AND BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF
NUMBERS TANKING, HERE ARE TRUMP'S
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FROM TODAY'S POLL.
OH, BUT THAT'S FROM THE BIASED,
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LAME‐STREAM ‐‐ WHAT?
THAT'S FROM FOX NEWS? OH, NO.
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THE WHITE HOUSE IS REPORTEDLY
VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE
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PRESIDENT'S LOW NUMBERS AND SOME
ADVISERS ARE PUSHING HIM TO GIVE
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A FUN UNIFYING SPEECH TO THE
COUNTRY.
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THEY MIGHT AS WELL ASK HIM TO
DUNK ON SHAQ.
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TRUMP DOESN'T CARE ABOUT UNITY.
HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT
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TIFFANY AND HE IS LITERALLY
BOXED IN RIGHT NOW.
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THERE ARE NOW 1.7 MILES OF
PROTECTIVE FENCING AROUND THE
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WHITE HOUSE.
JUST WHEN MELANIA THOUGHT SHE
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WAS DONE WITH HER TUNNEL.
PROTESTORS ARE TAKING THE
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OPPORTUNITY TO HANG SIGNS ON THE
FENCE, CALLING FOR ACTION.
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REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP CLAIMED HE
WOULD RUN INTO A SCHOOL IF THERE
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WAS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER?
NOW HE'S BUILT A LITTLE
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PRISON FOR HIMSELF TO PROTECT
HIM FROM POSTERBOARD.
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NOT ONLY IS JOE BIDEN WAY AHEAD
IN THE POLLS RIGHT NOW, OVER THE
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WEEKEND, HE PICKED UP AN
ENDORSEMENT FROM A PROMINENT
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REPUBLICAN, FORMER SECRETARY OF
STATE, GENERAL COLIN POWELL SAYS
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HE'LL VOTE FOR BIDEN.
AND HIS OLD BOSS, GEORGE W. BUSH
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HAS ALSO INDICATED THAT HE DOES
NOT BACK TRUMP'S RE‐ELECTION BID.
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NO LIVING PRESIDENTS SUPPORT
RE‐ELECTING DONALD TRUMP WITH
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THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF DONALD
TRUMP.
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BUT HIS CAMPAIGN HAS A LOT OF
MONEY AND IS LOOKING FOR MORE.
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THEY SENT THIS EMAIL TO
POTENTIAL SUPPORTERS.
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"FRIEND, THIS EMAIL IS FOR
PATRIOTS ONLY.
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YOU'VE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS ONE OF
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FIERCEST AND
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MOST LOYAL DEFENDERS.
AND ACCORDING TO YOUR DONOR
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FILE, YOU'D MAKE AN EXCELLENT
ADDITION TO THE TRUMP ARMY.
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WHEN YOU BECOME A MEMBER OF THE
TRUMP ARMY TODAY, WE'LL GIVE YOU
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ACCESS TO OUR
NEVER‐BEFORE‐SEEN LIMITED
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EDITION CAMO KEEP AMERICA GREAT
HAT. THE PRESIDENT WANTS YOU AND
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EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF THE TRUMP
ARMY ‐‐ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
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WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING OFF
THE LIBERAL MOB.
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DO NOT PASS THIS INFORMATION ON
TO ANYONE.
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WHO'S THE TARGET FOR THIS?
IT'S A PRETTY SMALL GROUP,
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PEOPLE WHO ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO
FALL FOR IT, BUT SMART ENOUGH TO
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KNOW HOW TO READ.
AND THEY HAVE A NEW WEBSITE TOO,
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ARMYFORTRUMP.COM.
WHERE THEY ENCOURAGE YOU TO
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FIGHT WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP.
I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING
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WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR 3 ½
YEARS.
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AND WHILE THE IDEA OF A TRUMP
ARMY MIGHT SOUND RIDICULOUS,
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THEIR RECRUITMENT AD IS HARD TO
RESIST.
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>> IN THE TRUMP ARMY, WE DO MORE
TWEETING BEFORE 5:00 A. M. THAN
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MOST PEOPLE DO ALL DAY.
YOU'LL GET IN TOP SHAPE WHILE
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SERVING UNDER SEASONED MILITARY
LEADERS, COLONELS, CAPTAINS AND
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MAJORS.
YOU'VE FIGHT INSANTACIDE AND THE
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WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND BATTLE
GREATEST ENEMIES LIKE WINDMILLS,
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STRONG GUSTS OF WIND AND BETTE
MIDLER.
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SO IF YOU'RE WHITE, POORLY
EDUCATED AND DEEPLY INSECURE
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ABOUT YOUR MASCULINITY ‐‐ MAY
VIOLATE THE U. S. CONSTITUTION.
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VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.
BONE SPURS APPROVED.
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>> Jimmy: WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A
BREAK.
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AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE" FROM MY HOUSE.
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TOMORROW NIGHT, WE WILL CHECK IN
WITH JOSH GAD AND ON WEDNESDAY,
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PETE DAVIDSON.
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN ACTOR,
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PRODUCER, YOGA INSTRUCTOR AND
FORMER POPE WITH A SERIES ON
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HULU CALLED "LITTLE FIRES
EVERYWHERE" AND A MOVIE ON
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NETFLIX "AMERICAN SON."
SHE IS AT HOME JUST LIKE THE
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REST OF US.
SAY HELLO TO KERRY WASHINGTON.
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HI KERRY.
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>> HI JIMMY, THAT WAS QUITE THE
INTRO.
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>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU
WERE SUCH A TALENTED ARTIST,
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LOOKING AT WALL, SEEING THE
STARFISH.
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>> ARE YOU SO PROUD OF ME?
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>> Jimmy: I GIVE YOU "A" AND A
STAR.
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>> THIS IS MY JOY, KIDS' ARTWORK
MAKES EVERYBODY SMILE.
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WANTED TO SHARE A LITTLE BIT OF
MY KIDS' TALENT WITH YOU.
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>> Jimmy: WE WERE PART OF THE
VIRTUAL ONLINE GRADUATION
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CEREMONY, A BIG VIDEO, A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE SPOKE.
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>> BIG PARTY, YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
YOU, BUT I TAPED MINE LIKE A
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MONTH AGO.
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>> WEIRD, WASN'T IT CRAZY?
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>> Jimmy: MY ADVICE WAS DON'T
SHOW UP LATE WITH COFFEE IN YOUR
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HANDS, DOESN'T SEEM AS IMPORTANT
ANYMORE. WHAT WAS YOURS?
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>> I WAS FREAKED OUT, I HAD
WRITTEN IT BEFORE ALL THE
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PROTESTS.
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>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
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>> AND INCREDIBLE MOMENT WE'RE
IN IN DEFENSE OF BLACK LIVES.
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I HAD WRITTEN A SPEECH STILL
APROPOS, DON'T TRY TO GO BACK TO
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NORMAL, CREATE YOUR NEW NORMAL.
THEN A WEEK AGO PRESIDENT OBAMA
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PUT A POST UP ABOUT ALL THE
PROTESTS, SAYING THOSE WORDS.
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OH, NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO
THINK I STOLE THE PRESIDENT'S
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TWITTER AND TURNED IT INTO A
COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS. THAT SUCKS.
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BUT I GUESS ON A LOT OF LEVELS
WHETHER WE'RE DEALING WITH
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PANDEMIC OF RACISM OR PANDEMIC
OF COVID, WE'RE IN MOMENT OF A
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NEW NORMAL, WE CAN'T GO
BACKWARDS, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
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HOW TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF EACH
OTHER GOING FORWARD.
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>> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURPRISED BY
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
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PARTICIPATED IN THE PROTESTS?
MARCH IN HOLLYWOOD YESTERDAY HAD
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20,000 PEOPLE.
DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU?
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>> IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME, IT
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FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH HOPE AND
ENCOURAGEMENT.
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I FEEL LIKE WE AS A NATION AND
AS A WORLD WE'RE DONE WITH
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HAVING OUR GOVERNMENT WORK IN A
WAY THAT DOESN'T AFFECT OUR
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VALUES.
I THINK PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU COULD
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BE A PASSENGER IN TRAIN OF
DEMOCRACY BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT
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WORKS.
DEMOCRACY WORKS IF WE ALL SHOW
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UP, EXPRESS OUR VALUES VOTING OR
IN THE STREETS PROTESTING.
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THAT'S WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE.
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IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIVING UP TO WHO
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALL
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ALONG.
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>> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS ARE ABOUT
THE SAME AGE AS MY YOUNGER KIDS.
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ON? DO YOU EXPLAIN ANY OF THIS TO
THEM?
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>> YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF POSTS
ABOUT PRIVILEGE LOOKS LIKE
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DISCOVERING THAT RACISM EXISTS
AS OPPOSED TO KNOWING THAT IT
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EXISTS.
I THINK FOR A LOT OF BLACK
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FAMILIES, WE DON'T HAVE THE
PRIVILEGE OF IGNORING WHAT'S
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GOING ON AND PRETENDING IT'S NOT
HAPPENING.
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BUT THE THING I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT A LOT HONESTLY WITH MY
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KIDS AND WITH MY FRIENDS' KIDS,
A LOT ABOUT EDUCATION, AND A LOT
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ABOUT TALKING ABOUT RACE AND
INTRODUCING IDEAS OF RACE AND
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REALLY THINKING ABOUT THE IDEA
THAT FOR A LOT OF KIDS, KIDS ARE
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INTRODUCED TO RACE AT BLACK
HISTORY MONTH OR IN THE CONTEXT
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OF CHANGE MAKERS LIKE MARTIN
LUTHER KING JR. AND ROSA PARKS.
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I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT WE
START TO INTRODUCE THE IDEA OF
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RACE WITH A BLACK HISTORY THAT
BEGINS BEFORE TEACHING KIDS
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ABOUT WHAT BLACK PEOPLE WERE
TOLD THEY COULDN'T DO, RIGHT?
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MASAI WARRIORS AND KINGDOMS OF
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GHANA AND QUEEN NEFFERTITI AND
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PYRAMIDS.
TEACHING KIDS THAT BLACK HISTORY
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AND BLACK PEOPLE WERE A LOT OF
THINGS BEFORE SEGREGATION AND
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JIM CROW AND THE CIVIL RIGHTS
MOVEMENT, SO WE UNDERSTAND THE
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BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXITY AND
ELEGANCE AND RICHNESS OF BLACK
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HISTORY BEFORE REFUSING TO BE
PUT IN THE BACK OF THE BUS.
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>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE ON OUR
SHOW I THINK IN NOVEMBER, IN
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STUDIO, YOU WERE PROMOTING YOUR
NETFLIX PLAY THAT YOU TURNED
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INTO A MOVIE, "AMERICAN SON"
WHICH NOW HAS A SECOND WAVE OF
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INTEREST BECAUSE OF THE SUBJECT
MATTER.
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>> YEAH.
I PLAY A MOM NAMED KENDRA ‐‐ THE
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WHOLE PLAY AND NOW MOVIE TAKES
PLACE 1 1/2 HOURS IN REAL TIME
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IN LOBBY OF POLICE PRECINCT, A
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BLACK MOM AND WHITE DAD LOOKING
FOR THEIR SON, HE HASN'T COME
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HOME.
EVERY PARENT'S WORST NIGHTMARE
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WITH THE ADDED COMPLEXITY OF
BEING A BLACK PARENT, NOT JUST
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UP AGAINST KNUCKLEHEADED
ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR BUT SYSTEMS
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OF RACIST INSTITUTIONS THAT PUT
YOUR KID'S LIFE AT RISK.
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SO THE FILM IS REALLY SO CLOSE
TO MY HEART.
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AND BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN A HUGE
RESURGENCE OF PEOPLE WATCHING IT
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AND SAYING NOW I GET IT, OR I
HAVE A LOT MORE QUESTIONS, WE'RE
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GOING TO DO A LIVE TWEET, YOU
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KNOW I LOVE A LIVE TWEET, JIMMY.
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>> Jimmy: YES.
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>> WE'RE DOING A LIVE TWEET THIS
WEEK AND AFTERWARD INSTAGRAM
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LIVE WITH KIMBERLY CRENSHAW,
THEY'RE THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED
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THE SAY HER NAME CAMPAIGN.
CAMPAIGN TO FOCUS ON THE
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FAMILIES AND LOVED ONES OF WOMEN
KILLED BY POLICE OFFICERS.
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SO KIMBERLY AND I ARE GOING TO
DO A DISCUSSION ABOUT "AMERICAN
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SON," TALK ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CAN
BE PART OF THE SOLUTION, RAISE
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MONEY FOR AAPF AND SAY HER NAME
AND EDUCATE PEOPLE NOT JUST ON
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THE CHARACTERS LIKE MY SON IN
THE FILM WHO IS UP AGAINST SO
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MUCH, BUT ALSO A LOT OF THE
WOMEN THAT HAVEN'T BEEN
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MENTIONED.
SANDRA BLANDS, BREONNA TAYLORS,
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GETTING PEOPLE TO FOCUS ON THE
WAYS THIS INJUSTICE IMPACTS
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FAMILIES ACROSS THE BOARD, MALE,
FEMALE.
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>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING THAT
TWITTER CAN BE USED FOR POSITIVE
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REASONS? INTERESTING.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
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>> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH KERRY
WASHINGTON, SHE'S IN HER HOUSE,
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I'M IN MY HOUSE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY IN YOURS RIGHT
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NOW.
KERRY HAS A SHOW CALLED "LITTLE
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FIRES EVERYWHERE" ON HULU, WITH
REESE WITHERSPOON, NOT "BIG
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LITTLE LIES" WITH REESE DESPITE
THE LITTLE IN THE TITLE.
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>> LOTS OF LITTLE, MANY LITTLE.
THIS IS "LITTLE FIRES
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EVERYWHERE".
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>> Jimmy: A GROUP OF FRIENDS IN
THE '90s CORRECT?
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>> IT'S A SHOW ABOUT TWO VERY
DIFFERENT WOMEN PLAYED BY MYSELF
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AND REESE.
THEY'RE REALLY DIFFERENT
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MOTHERS, REALLY DIFFERENT
PROFESSIONALS, AND THEY KIND OF
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WOULD NORMALLY NOT EVER CROSS
PATHS, BUT THEY GET THRUST INTO
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EACH OTHER'S LIVES BECAUSE OF
THEIR KIDS.
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AND IT'S KIND OF HOW THAT
EXPLODES THEIR FAMILIES AND
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THEIR UNDERSTANDINGS OF EACH
OTHER.
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IT'S INTERESTING, THE '90s WERE
A TIME WHEN WE ALL TALKED ABOUT
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HOW IMPORTANT ‐‐ NOT WE ALL BUT
A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT THE
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FOCUS OR GOAL WAS TO BE COLOR
BLIND, AS OPPOSED TO BEING COLOR
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BRAVE. IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS WE
EXPLORE IN THE SHOW IS HAVING
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THE COURAGE TO BE IN THE REALITY
AND TALK ABOUT PRIVILEGE AND
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RACE.
BUT THE SHOW'S ALSO JUST ABOUT
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BEING A MOTHER AND BEING A
DAUGHTER, AND BEING AN ARTIST.
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IT'S ABOUT FAMILY SECRETS.
IT'S A BIG MYSTERY, IT'S A LOT.
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>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF FAMILY,
YOU DID A SHOW, WONDER IF YOU'RE
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PLANNING TO DO MORE OF THESE,
WITH YOUR DAD ON INSTAGRAM.
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A DAD JOKES SHOW.
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>> YES.
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>> Jimmy: WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT?
HIS OR YOURS?
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>> MY DAD'S A STAR.
I DIRECTED LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE
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OF "INSECURE," AND HE WAS
FEATURED BACKGROUND ACTOR IN
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THAT AS WELL.
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>> Jimmy: I SAW PICTURES ON YOUR
TWITTER OR INSTAGRAM, ONE OF
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THOSE TWO OF YOUR DAD.
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>> HE CAN ALWAYS FIND HUMOR IN A
SITUATION AND FIND THE LAUGH.
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OFTEN THROUGH CORNY DAD JOKES.
SO WE LIKE TO SHOWCASE MY DAD'S
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HUMOR.
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>> Jimmy: WHAT MAKES A GREAT DAD
JOKE? CAN YOU QUANTIFY THAT?
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>> YEAH, I WOULD SAY A GREAT DAD
JOKE IS ONE THAT YOU DON'T WANT
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TO LIKE BECAUSE IT'S SO CORNY,
BUT YOU HAVE TO LAUGH AT.
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ONE THAT JUST DESPITE YOUR
BETTER JUDGMENT YOU JUST HAVE TO
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LAUGH.
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>> Jimmy: IRRESISTIBLE.
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>> MUCH LIKE MY FATHER.
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>> Jimmy: EACH NIGHT I'VE BEEN
MAKING A DONATION TO A CHARITY
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OF OUR GUEST'S CHOOSING.
YOU CHOOSE THE AFRICAN‐AMERICAN
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POLICY FORUM, AAPF.ORG.
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TELL US ABOUT IT.
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>> FOR SOME REASON A LOT OF
WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN VICTIMS OF
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POLICE KILLINGS, THOSE NAMES
HAVE NOT BEEN CELEBRATED AND
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HONORED, AND AAPF WORKS TO MAKE
SURE THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
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#SAYHERNAME CAMPAIGN IS REALLY
ABOUT FIGHTING BLACK WOMEN'S
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INVISIBILITY SO WOMEN LIKE
BREONNA TAYLOR GET JUSTICE.
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THOSE OFFICERS ‐‐ BREONNA TAYLOR
WAS AN EMT IN LOUISVILLE,
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WORKING ON THE FRONT LINES OF
COVID, ONE OF OUR HEROES.
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WHO COULD IMAGINE WHAT TOOK HER
LIFE WAS NOT THIS DEVASTATING
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VIRUS BUT A DEBACLE OF A POLICE
RAID.
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IT'S JUST ‐‐ IT IS UNFATHOMABLE
THAT THESE OFFICERS ARE NOT IN
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CUSTODY.
SO REALLY SAYING HER NAME,
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SAYING SANDRA BLAND, CORINNE
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BLAINZ, JUST REMEMBERING THAT
BLACK WOMEN ARE VICTIMS OF
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POLICE BRUTALITY AS WELL.
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE SUPPORTING
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THAT IMPORTANT ORGANIZATION.
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>> THANK YOU KERRY, ALWAYS LIKE
TALKING TO YOU, THANKS FOR
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EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> Jimmy: THAT IS ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR THE SHOW.
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THANKS TO KERRY WASHINGTON,
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
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JOSH GAD WILL JOIN ME TOMORROW.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
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AND HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THROW AN EXTRA BANANA IN YOUR
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OATMEAL TOMORROW.
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