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You hear this, too, right? Or am I dead?
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Oh, I think you proved this morning
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that you are very much alive.
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Just gonna ignore that.
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Aren't either of you gonna answer it?
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I mean, I would, but it's not my house.
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I don't like to overstep.
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Yeah, you hate overstepping.
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Well, it sounds like
somebody wants to come in.
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- Rebecca, you go.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm really deep into this Instagram
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where a kitten and bird are friends.
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Let me see!
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- Aw!
- I know!
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Whoa!
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That kitten just ate that bird.
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Really? Neither of you are getting it?
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- Nope.
- Not a chance.
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Well, it could be something important.
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Guys, if it was important,
they would text me.
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No one answers the door anymore.
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If anyone's ringing your
doorbell, it's not good.
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They either want you to sign
something or buy something
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or tell you that the tree in your
front lawn fell down onto something.
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I mean, I am a little intrigued.
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Who could it be?
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There's a pretty easy way to find out.
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He's right. The Ring app.
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What's a ding-dong app?
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"Ring" to "ding-dong"?
That's a long walk, Ma.
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We got a camera on our
doorbell so we can see...
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Oh, man, I'm getting
the little circle thingy.
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Well, I guess we'll never know.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- Ha, ha!
- Hi.
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Quite the haul from
the lemon tree today.
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I think we should give some maybe
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to Dani and Kris for their next party.
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Oh, or maybe Juan Pablo
might want to use these
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to make his famous lemon bars.
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Okay, a couple of questions.
One, we have a lemon tree?
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And, two, who the hell are these
people you're talking about?
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Your neighbors!
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David, you don't know
who your neighbors are?
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I never heard of such a thing.
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Of course I know my
neighbors. Well, there's...
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there's "Ugly Plant House".
There's "Airbnb House".
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There's "Divorce House".
We call it "Divorce House"
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'cause we're pretty sure
they're getting a divorce
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'cause no one mows
their lawn over there.
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Well, I think you should
know your neighbors.
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It's very important to interact
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with the people that live around you.
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That's how you create a community.
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Mom, I don't need a community.
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I got a commune...
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living in this house.
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Well, what happens
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- if you run out of sugar?
- Instacart.
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Well, how do you know if there's a fire?
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The Nextdoor app. And smoke.
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What about the camaraderie?
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You know, having a beer
at the block party,
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having a beer at the big game,
having a beer during the eclipse!
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Sounds like you just
want to have a beer.
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Can't it be both?
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It's just a generational difference.
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You know, people keep to
themselves these days.
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Well, I think it's rude not to
interact with your neighbors.
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And I think it's rude
to interact with them.
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I mean, you're forcing
them to do small talk.
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What's the matter with
small talk? Everyone loves it.
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It's the smallest talk there is.
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Look, small talk leads to big talk,
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and big talk leads to hanging out.
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And no one has time to spend with a lady
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who's dressed like she's going to a ball
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and a grandfather who
wanders up to a tree
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and just starts picking at it.
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Well, I do believe we've been insulted.
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Ha!
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Thanks for noticing my
dress! It was on sale!
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It wasn't on sale!
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Can you believe we have a lemon tree?
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Yeah. Where do you think
our lemons come from?
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The store? I don't know.
What am I, a farmer?
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And also, you think we have, like,
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an okay relationship
with our neighbors, right?
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Yeah. It's perfect. Close, but distant.
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That's what I thought. I think my
parents just got in my head about it,
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but they're from a different generation,
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you know, where you had
to rely on your neighbor
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'cause you could get swept up
in a dust bowl or whatever.
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Your timeline's way off, but sure.
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Although, the other day,
I was getting the mail,
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and I gave the "Airbnb House" people
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a casual "'Sup?" head nod.
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Very cool. Very chill.
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Yeah, exactly. Very cool. Very chill.
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And they snubbed me. No nod!
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The audacity of "Airbnb House".
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Treat you that way.
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They're only here
two-thirds of the year!
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They don't have the
'hood clout to snub me.
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I'm a year-round resident!
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You know, come to think of it,
the other day, I was driving,
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and I saw "Ugly Plant House",
and I gave them a little
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two-finger wave over the steering wheel.
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- Neighborly.
- Nothing!
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- What?!
- Snubbed!
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That's two snubbings in one week.
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Wait a minute.
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Do you think the neighbors
are treating us this way
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because your parents
are... the way they are?
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I mean, my parents are
a strong cup of coffee.
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Yeah. More like three shots of espresso.
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They're more like four Four Lokos.
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I miss Four Loko.
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Stay on target, Tampa.
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Point is, you're right. We
gotta nip this in the bud.
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I gotta go to Target.
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You brought it up.
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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
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I'd like to talk to you guys
for a second about something,
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and that just moved down the docket.
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What the [BLEEP]?
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Doesn't daddy look cute?
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The blue brings out
the color of his eyes,
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and the stuffed toy
brings out his cuddliness.
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Yeah! I'm watching
the UConn game with Juan Pablo.
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Go Huskies!
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So, you, uh, forced yourself
into a hang dressed like this?
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What? What are you talking
about? Of course not. No, no, no.
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Juan Pablo knows how much
I like college basketball,
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and I know how much
he likes body painting.
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It's a win for everybody,
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except for you 'cause
there's paint in your sink.
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Found my keys!
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Well, actually, they're your keys.
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- So, here you go.
- Oh.
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Ooh, but that reminds me,
I need to borrow your keys.
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Whoa. Why is dad dressed
like Jew Man Group?
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Oh, our parents are
friends with my neighbors,
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and this is what that looks like.
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You can't be friends
with your neighbors!
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- You see?
- What I meant to say is,
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you can't sleep with your neighbors.
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I mean, I can and do, but shouldn't.
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Well, we love your neighbors,
and your neighbors love us.
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Not that we're sleeping with them,
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although we could if we wanted to.
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But we started a very nice wine club.
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- A wine club?
- Yeah.
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Yes. And the first meeting
is tomorrow at Juan Pablo's.
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Kris and Dani are coming, too.
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Kris and Dani? Who are those guys?
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They're women, David.
Come on. It's the '90s.
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It is so very much not.
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You know them as "Divorce House",
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but they're actually
very happily gay-married.
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Okay, "A", don't say "gay-married".
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And, "B", you have gay married neighbors
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who are starting a wine club?!
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This is, like, the best thing
that's happened to me since
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those two Rottweilers recognized
me in the grocery store.
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Joanna, I told you,
they didn't recognize you.
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You were in the hot dog aisle.
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Who all goes to this thing?
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Everyone, David.
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Well, you could probably
come yourself if you like.
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Yeah, they're my neighbors.
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I would assume that I
would be invited first.
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There's gonna be a
neighborhood wine club,
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and we're just finding out about it now?
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I guess so.
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Well, I mean, it combines
my two favorite things...
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wine and clubs!
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You are peak Florida lately.
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Dave, this is serious.
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I mean, first the
snubbings, and now this?
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Are we, like, the neighborhood pariahs?
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Maybe my parents were right, you know?
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Maybe being part of a community
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is not a generational thing at all
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but actually a really
important part of life.
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Well, I mean, now that
you're saying it out loud,
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it kind of feels like a no-brainer.
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And like something I've
heard throughout the years
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on "Sesame Street".
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Okay, was it wrong to keep our
neighbors close but distant?
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It seemed so cool and so chill.
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It's very cool, very chill.
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- Yeah.
- As established.
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So, I didn't even want to
hang out with our neighbors,
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but now that I find out that
they're hanging out without us,
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it's all that I want to do.
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You know, it's like the
Ice Bucket Challenge.
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We made fun of that a ton,
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but when no one challenged
us, we felt terrible.
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Like we're not good enough
to help find a cure for ALS?
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I know what we gotta do.
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Yep. You get the
bucket, I'll get the ice.
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What? No. That was like five years ago.
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We're gonna go meet our
neighbors at the wine club.
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- That was five years ago?
- Yeah.
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- We're so old.
- I know.
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Okay, so, we talked, and we
want to go to the wine club
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and be friends with our neighbors
and be part of a community.
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- Aw!
- You are part of a community.
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- Thanks, Joanna.
- The dumb idiot community.
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- Worth it!
- Don't tease them.
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I'm thrilled you're coming.
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Take the wine. Let's go.
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I'm actually excited.
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Yeah. We're gonna hang
out with our neighbors.
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Ah, you're gonna love it.
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Especially Rebecca.
You're constantly drinking.
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I wouldn't say "constantly".
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Right, but more than most.
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Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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Oh, uh, by the way, it's 67 degrees,
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in case anyone wants
to make any small talk.
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- Hey!
- Hi.
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Hey! Come... Come on in.
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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- There he is!
- Hey!
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Hi, everyone.
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- Hi.
- There he is.
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Uh, hey, uh, Rebecca, Dave,
this is Juan Pablo, okay?
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Rebecca, Dave, Dani and Kris.
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Hi!
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Well, Rebecca brought
two bottles of wine.
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One and a half. I-I started
one on the way over.
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She's excited. And from Florida.
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Oh! I'm from Daytona!
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So, uh, what got infected first,
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your belly-button ring
or your tongue ring?
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Um, actually, it was my eyebrow ring.
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- Ya burnt!
- Oh!
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- Bonefish Grill!
- Publix!
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I hate this conversation.
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So, your mom tells me you're a
contractor and have sexy lips.
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You've been hanging out
with my mom a lot recently?
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No, that's how she
introduced herself to me.
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Can we talk for a second?
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Yeah.
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- What's up?
- We need your help.
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Your parents are driving us nuts.
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00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:37,786
Hi!
250
00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:42,082
- They've been all over us.
- Wait, what?
251
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,584
Your dad came over to watch
the game with body paint on.
252
00:10:44,585 --> 00:10:48,172
I thought it was just on his face, but
he showed me it went way lower.
253
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,342
Well, so, if they're bothering
you, why did you start wine club?
254
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,593
I didn't! I was unloading groceries,
255
00:10:53,594 --> 00:10:55,194
your mom walked by
and saw a wine bottle,
256
00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:57,639
and yelled, "Wine club!"
And here we are.
257
00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:01,101
I knew it! This is
making a lot of sense.
258
00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:03,270
Please help. I mean, your dad is always
259
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:06,773
cornering us at our mailbox and
rambling about Abraham Lincoln.
260
00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:09,109
I'm pretty sure he's high.
261
00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:12,029
So, this is why you guys
have been snubbing us,
262
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,282
because Deb and Stew were bothering you.
263
00:11:14,323 --> 00:11:16,283
We were trying to send subtle messages.
264
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,202
So you don't want a
tight-knit community?
265
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,487
No. I mean, we don't
even answer our doorbell.
266
00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:21,989
We just want what we had.
267
00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:23,825
Close, but distant.
268
00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:26,827
- Yes.
- Yes! Exactly!
269
00:11:26,828 --> 00:11:29,914
We'd be so close if we didn't
want to be so distant!
270
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,999
Your parents are very nice people,
271
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,667
but they are always in our space.
272
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:34,807
You can't imagine.
273
00:11:34,809 --> 00:11:35,903
- Oh.
- Yeah.
274
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,505
We can imagine.
275
00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:38,563
We'll talk to them.
276
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,566
Okay.
277
00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:42,342
Four score and seconds from
now, this beautiful lady's
278
00:11:42,343 --> 00:11:44,512
gonna make an announcement
that you're gonna love.
279
00:11:44,554 --> 00:11:48,516
Next wine club party at our house!
280
00:11:48,558 --> 00:11:50,684
- Friday! Huh?!
- Yeah!
281
00:11:50,685 --> 00:11:52,937
She means our house.
They live in our house.
282
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:56,357
Ooh! Juan Pablo. My friend
Maddy Wang's daughter...
283
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:57,942
I'm gonna invite her for you.
284
00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:02,363
She's almost recovered
from her shingles.
285
00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:04,632
What is she saying?
286
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:09,095
My mom wants you to make love
to a woman with adult chickenpox.
287
00:12:14,195 --> 00:12:16,415
No one wants community
with their neighbors!
288
00:12:16,489 --> 00:12:19,075
- Why did we ever doubt ourselves?
- Yeah, call me crazy,
289
00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:21,369
but now that I know the
neighbors don't want to be close
290
00:12:21,411 --> 00:12:23,787
- makes me feel so close to them.
- I know!
291
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:26,457
I feel kind of warm and fuzzy all over.
292
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,178
Although, it might be
from the Florida talk.
293
00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:30,461
We call it trash bonding.
294
00:12:30,462 --> 00:12:32,547
The rest of the country is right.
295
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:35,232
Florida is cuckoo bananas.
296
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,555
Let's get back to how my parents
297
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,735
- were so wrong...
- I know!
298
00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:39,896
...and how no one's gonna
come to this wine club party!
299
00:12:39,898 --> 00:12:42,056
Ohh! Yeah. We owned them so hard.
300
00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:44,475
I can't wait to tell them
how wrong they were.
301
00:12:44,476 --> 00:12:45,642
Yeah!
302
00:12:45,643 --> 00:12:48,438
Oh, le... Yeah, let's do it...
Let's do it to their faces!
303
00:12:51,649 --> 00:12:53,610
Hi, you two.
304
00:12:53,651 --> 00:12:55,731
We'd like to talk to you
about your little wine club.
305
00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:57,614
Tup, tup. One sec.
306
00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:59,949
Mommy is still talking to her Bubbie.
307
00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:04,078
I did it, Bubbie. You can rest now.
308
00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:07,498
What is happening?
309
00:13:07,499 --> 00:13:10,084
David, I want to tell you something
310
00:13:10,126 --> 00:13:11,920
that I've never told you before.
311
00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:14,130
Oh, great. Now's the time.
312
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,507
When Bubbie was on her deathbed,
313
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:19,176
she made me promise her something...
314
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:24,140
that my children will
always know community.
315
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:28,519
And today I am fulfilling her wish.
316
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,520
- Hmm.
- But wasn't her dying wish
317
00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:35,109
also for you to name your
first-born son Azriel?
318
00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:39,197
It's Joanna's middle name.
It's good enough, Stew.
319
00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:43,075
Community was the main thing.
320
00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:47,121
You know, when the Cossacks
raid your village enough times,
321
00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:51,668
you begin to realize what's
important, what's a priority.
322
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:54,044
Yeah, I just didn't realize
323
00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:56,213
you guys held community
so near to your hearts
324
00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:59,216
or that Bubbie did, either.
325
00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:02,845
Well, we do, and everybody
does. It's very important.
326
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:05,848
We know we've been a burden to
you, but you've given so much to us,
327
00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:07,224
and it just makes us happy to know
328
00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:10,227
that we've given something
back... community.
329
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:14,731
Yes. Alright, enough
with the mushy stuff.
330
00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:17,819
Now, you wanted to talk about wine club?
331
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:22,865
Um, yeah, yeah, just make
sure to get enough Pinot Grig.
332
00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:25,034
Oh! Okay, Rebecca.
333
00:14:26,911 --> 00:14:29,789
I love when you tease me!
334
00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:33,250
I know what we must do.
335
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:35,585
We got to move.
336
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:39,089
Or we could convince all the
neighbors to come to the party?
337
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,509
- Yeah, that's way less stressful.
- Yeah.
338
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,219
Let's do that.
339
00:14:48,224 --> 00:14:51,561
Hey! Oh, I thought it was Postmates.
340
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:54,104
I know that, uh, my parents
341
00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:56,106
invited you to yet another wine night.
342
00:14:56,107 --> 00:15:00,069
Yeah. We got the 11 Evites.
Oh, and one Paperless Post.
343
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:02,030
Look, I know no one wants to go to this,
344
00:15:02,071 --> 00:15:04,323
but we'd really
appreciate it if you did.
345
00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:07,284
Yeah. A-And their hearts
are in the right place.
346
00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,786
Have you heard of the Cossacks?
347
00:15:09,787 --> 00:15:13,123
Are they the ones around the
corner who run the illegal swim class?
348
00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:15,952
It doesn't matter. You know,
it's just my parents...
349
00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:17,545
apparently, this means a lot to them.
350
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,787
So if you could just make it
to our house for wine club,
351
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:20,882
it'll only be this once.
352
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:22,799
Yeah, and if you don't come for us,
353
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,801
do it for the spray cheese I bought.
354
00:15:24,802 --> 00:15:27,055
- I got you, Daytona.
- Hmm?
355
00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:29,639
- Alright, fine, we're gonna come.
- Oh.
356
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,429
Do you guys want any more Brie?
357
00:15:35,471 --> 00:15:37,265
How much longer do we need to stay?
358
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,516
We were hoping to go to a movie.
359
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:41,851
Just like a half-hour or so.
360
00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:43,692
I-I don't want it to seem
suspicious, you know?
361
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,362
And then I promise this whole
ordeal will be behind us.
362
00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:50,527
Uh, D-Dave, what's the deal
with this neighborhood?
363
00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:52,362
It's... It's all couples, no singles?
364
00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:55,449
No one brought a friend?
It's kind of a rude community.
365
00:15:55,491 --> 00:15:58,953
It's suburban Connecticut, not Tinder.
366
00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:01,247
And it never will be with that attitude.
367
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:08,004
And they say that he might
have had Marfan syndrome.
368
00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:11,465
I-I'm sorry. Who... Who
are we talking about?
369
00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:13,701
Lincoln! Alright, I'll start
from the beginning.
370
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,543
- Oh, no, sweetie.
- Now, Illinois...
371
00:16:15,544 --> 00:16:17,624
Sweetie, I don't think that
he wants to hear any more
372
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,140
about old dead men.
373
00:16:19,181 --> 00:16:22,392
I think what he wants to hear
about is young single women.
374
00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:24,520
- Ah.
- Right?!
375
00:16:24,562 --> 00:16:28,607
Speaking of, my girlfriend's
daughter Wendy Wang is here,
376
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:32,194
and she's single, shingled,
and ready to mingle!
377
00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,991
Nope! Can't do it!
378
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,577
- Dave!
- Yeah? What's up, man?
379
00:16:40,578 --> 00:16:42,330
Are you guys out of cheese?
380
00:16:42,371 --> 00:16:45,166
I took down one can, but there's more.
381
00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:47,168
Uh, no to all of that.
382
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:50,880
Look, I-I can't keep pretending
I want to be here. I have to go.
383
00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:53,883
- What's he talking about?
- Wait, is he leaving?
384
00:16:53,924 --> 00:16:57,093
Because if he is, we really
want to make it to that movie.
385
00:16:57,094 --> 00:16:58,888
Oh, what movie? I love movies.
386
00:16:58,929 --> 00:17:00,556
3-D? 2-D? No-D?
387
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:03,225
No big "D".
388
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,394
Okay, can we leave?
389
00:17:05,436 --> 00:17:07,479
I feel like we held up
our end of the bargain.
390
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,147
Bargain? What bargain?
391
00:17:09,148 --> 00:17:10,566
How do I put this gently?
392
00:17:10,608 --> 00:17:13,069
We don't want to be here.
393
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,197
Not exactly gently, but
that is the headline, Dad.
394
00:17:16,238 --> 00:17:18,866
Yeah, not everyone is as
jazzed about wine club
395
00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:21,202
and being part of a community.
396
00:17:21,243 --> 00:17:24,580
Oh. I see.
397
00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:27,541
Well, maybe it is a generational thing,
398
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:31,461
because when we were
younger, in the good times,
399
00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:34,590
we celebrated with our neighbors.
400
00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:39,135
And in the hard times,
we leaned on them.
401
00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:41,597
And all the other times, we got
buzzed with our neighbors.
402
00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:46,894
I'm very sorry that I tried
to bring you all together,
403
00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:51,649
like some kind of a gorgeous,
raven-haired Mister Rogers.
404
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:55,986
Okay.
405
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,613
That woman...
406
00:17:57,655 --> 00:18:00,533
is the beautiful day
in this neighborhood!
407
00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,285
Shame!
408
00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:06,288
Shame!
409
00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:09,291
Shame!
410
00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:11,501
Shame!
411
00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:13,254
I'm gonna run this up there
412
00:18:13,295 --> 00:18:15,548
'cause he'll be back down for it.
413
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:26,336
Hey. Mom, Dad, are you guys okay?
414
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:29,630
- My pride is hurt, but we'll be fine.
- Oh.
415
00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:31,799
The wine party may have
been kind of a bust,
416
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,427
but we appreciate what
you were trying to do.
417
00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:37,556
Oh, it was a bust. It was a huge bust!
418
00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:40,434
Bubbie, I failed you!
419
00:18:40,475 --> 00:18:43,728
No, it... Bubbie, we're fine.
420
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:46,565
The point is, you did help us, you know?
421
00:18:46,606 --> 00:18:48,606
At first, we didn't even
know our neighbors' names,
422
00:18:48,608 --> 00:18:49,676
and now we do.
423
00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:51,377
Yeah, and actually,
they seem kinda cool.
424
00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:53,279
I could see being friends with them.
425
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,780
Oh, you're just saying that
426
00:18:54,781 --> 00:18:57,616
'cause you don't want to
be haunted by Bubbie.
427
00:18:57,617 --> 00:19:03,290
Yes, but also, uh, we may not
428
00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:05,459
be as close with our neighbors
as you'd like us to be,
429
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,461
but we have our own community...
430
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:08,920
...right here.
431
00:19:08,962 --> 00:19:10,671
- Yeah.
- Oh.
432
00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,872
And you like my Lincoln stories
way more, anyway, right?
433
00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:16,635
Yeah. Sure.
434
00:19:16,636 --> 00:19:19,473
Well, let's go downstairs
and drink some wine.
435
00:19:21,808 --> 00:19:24,436
- She wants more wine.
- Mm.
436
00:19:24,478 --> 00:19:26,479
- What?
- Nothing.
437
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,440
You're gorgeous.
438
00:19:31,026 --> 00:19:33,652
Whoa.
439
00:19:33,653 --> 00:19:37,990
Wow. So, uh, you guys are still here?
440
00:19:37,991 --> 00:19:40,826
Yeah. You know, a lot of what
your mom said made sense.
441
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,328
Community's important.
442
00:19:42,329 --> 00:19:43,997
Yeah, it's nice to have good neighbors.
443
00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:45,999
And you guys remind me of my parents.
444
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:49,001
- Oh.
- Ridiculous, but I love them.
445
00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,287
Us, too.
446
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,506
Very, very much.
447
00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:54,341
I'm a family girl. Tell your friends.
448
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:55,967
That's okay.
449
00:19:57,511 --> 00:20:01,013
You know, we've decided to stay, too,
450
00:20:01,014 --> 00:20:04,517
because there's free wine
and we missed our movie.
451
00:20:04,518 --> 00:20:07,520
You got any more of that spray cheese?
452
00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:09,981
We did it, Bubbie!
453
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:11,943
What?
454
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,694
She's talking to my
dead great-grandmother.
455
00:20:13,735 --> 00:20:16,029
Just get out of here
before you get shingles.
456
00:20:19,866 --> 00:20:22,035
Aah! We're out of soy sauce!
457
00:20:22,077 --> 00:20:23,870
Oh, I'll just text Juan Pablo.
458
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:26,705
That guy is swimming in soy sauce.
459
00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:29,875
You know, I'm worried
about his blood pressure.
460
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:32,837
Uh, well, don't be. He's
taking medication for it.
461
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:35,924
I took a gander at his medicine cabinet.
462
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,883
I still can't believe Kris and Dani
463
00:20:37,884 --> 00:20:39,718
couldn't find someone to set me up with.
464
00:20:39,719 --> 00:20:41,887
I have seven dogs, and
my bed is by the fridge.
465
00:20:41,888 --> 00:20:44,516
It's, like, the best life.
466
00:20:44,558 --> 00:20:47,059
Davey, where are we with the soy sauce?
467
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,521
My mu-shu's feeling naked.
468
00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:51,731
Mm! Maybe that's him right now.
469
00:20:51,773 --> 00:20:54,067
- Mm.
- I got the Ding-Dong app.
470
00:20:54,109 --> 00:20:55,901
Let me see.
471
00:20:55,902 --> 00:20:57,736
Oh, yeah, it's Juan Pablo.
472
00:20:57,737 --> 00:21:00,072
Hi, Juan Pablo!
473
00:21:00,073 --> 00:21:02,575
Hey, I'll leave the soy
sauce at the door.
474
00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:03,910
Keep it neighborly.
475
00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:05,412
Aw, you're the best!
476
00:21:05,453 --> 00:21:07,038
Juan Pablo in the house!
477
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:11,417
Or Juan Pablo right outside the house!
478
00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:13,378
Hey, see you around the neighborhood.
479
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:17,424
Okay, thanks, sweetie!
480
00:21:17,465 --> 00:21:18,883
We're the best neighbors.
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