Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:36,803 --> 00:01:40,803
www.titlovi.com
2
00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,070
Hi.
3
00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,305
Hi.
Hi.
4
00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,706
That little boy's
a sweet boy.
5
00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,741
He's such a sweet boy.
He is a sweetie.
6
00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:53,145
He loves his
dada so much.
7
00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,780
He wanted to read
five books tonight.
8
00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,315
Oh. Thank you.
9
00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:59,551
The same,
one of them was
the same book twice.
10
00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,521
Thank you for doing that.
11
00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,723
Are you gonna do
any writing tonight?
12
00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,525
Do you want to hang out?
13
00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:11,630
I mean, I feel like
I have so much to do
before your sister comes.
14
00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,799
Thanks again for
driving up early
today, man.
15
00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,167
Easy. Not a problem.
16
00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,736
It would have been fun
to listen to this
stuff tonight, but...
17
00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,205
Yeah.
...my sister broke
up with her boyfriend
18
00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:23,775
and thinks
she wants to live
in Chicago now, so...
19
00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,910
Not good.
20
00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,211
Her flight
gets in tonight
21
00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:27,846
and I need to be
back to make sure
22
00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,414
the house looks
okay and everything.
23
00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,683
No, it's
no problem at all.
24
00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,418
Yeah,
did you check out
that stuff I sent?
25
00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,753
I haven't had a chance
to listen to any of it.
26
00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,422
No?
So let's just go through...
27
00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,558
Cool. Let's see.
Yeah.
28
00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,695
Jeans.
29
00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,281
Hi!
30
00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:30,042
What are you guys doing?
Numbers? Yeah.
31
00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,378
Jenny's here,
or she landed.
32
00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,713
Okay.
So she's just calling...
33
00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,548
I know.
I'm coming down.
34
00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:40,452
So she's gonna jump in a cab,
so 45 minutes or an hour.
(BABY CRYING)
35
00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,653
What's wrong?
36
00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:48,093
Momma's done
playing with numbers?
Can you do it with Dada?
37
00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,218
Here you go.
Thank you so much.
38
00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,319
Let me help with that.
39
00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,388
Hey! How are you?
Hey, welcome, welcome.
40
00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,456
I'm good. How are you?
Yeah.
41
00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,523
Thank you very much.
That was...
42
00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,591
Did you pay already?
Yes.
43
00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,159
Okay. Great. Thank you!
Thank you very much.
44
00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,261
You're welcome. Yep.
Have a nice night!
45
00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,129
Sorry,
that one's... Sorry.
46
00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,164
That's okay.
Come on in.
47
00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,532
Hi, Dada!
48
00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:28,734
Hi, baby.
Look, guess who's here!
49
00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,736
Hey! Hi.
(LAUGHING)
50
00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,437
It is so good
to see you!
51
00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,072
Hi! I'm so happy
to see you!
52
00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,907
I'm in the middle of cooking.
And you're feeding me, too?
53
00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,743
It's amazing!
Yeah, I'm, it's...
54
00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,678
You're everything.
55
00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,680
Look!
Hey, buddy!
56
00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,116
Yeah? I'll... Okay,
we'll get you another
graham cracker,
57
00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,118
but first, can you say hi?
Can you say hi?
58
00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,686
Do you remember me?
Hi.
59
00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,154
Hi!
He won't remember me, right?
60
00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,490
Hi. I don't know if
he would remember you.
61
00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,791
You're giving high-fives?
62
00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,059
Hey! Thank you.
63
00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,260
Can you give kisses?
64
00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,995
Can you give me...
Can you give me a kiss?
65
00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,698
Thank you!
Can Daddy have a kiss?
66
00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:05,404
Come on down.
Are you prepared
for this?
67
00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,172
Yeah, I'm excited.
You've built it up enough.
68
00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,041
I mean, descend
with me into Polynesia.
69
00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:10,442
(GROANS)
70
00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,010
Wait till you
get a load of this.
71
00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,478
(CHUCKLES)
This is so...
72
00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,381
(GRUNTS)
73
00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,884
Oh, no!
74
00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,552
I know, right?
75
00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,653
Are you kidding me?
76
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,754
Are you joking?
77
00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:25,924
Check it out, lady.
I know.
78
00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,392
This is insane!
79
00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,828
Is this...
Everything here
is from the 1950s.
80
00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:35,033
We bought it
exactly as you see.
It's our booze, but...
81
00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:38,737
I mean, the guy came home
from World War II and
built a fucking tiki bar.
82
00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,038
All this is...
83
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,307
All this is theirs.
84
00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,942
This starfish
is not yours?
85
00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,911
None of this is ours.
86
00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:48,347
Incredible, right?
What?
87
00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,357
I mean,
check this out.
What?
88
00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,625
(SIGHS)
89
00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:01,760
Is this...
90
00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,861
This is...
91
00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,598
...the material from
the bench out there?
92
00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,935
Yeah, I mean, the same.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
93
00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,036
It's all of a piece.
94
00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,237
And these are
not your mallards?
95
00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:13,405
These are...
96
00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:18,243
All the birds in
the house were here
when we got it.
97
00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,979
I'm... This...
Like, what?
Wild, right?
98
00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:22,814
I know.
99
00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:26,418
(GRUNTING PLAYFULLY)
100
00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,686
(LAUGHS)
101
00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,956
(EXCLAIMING)
102
00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,424
(LAUGHING)
103
00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,165
(EXCLAIMING)
(LAUGHING)
104
00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,969
Can you do it?
Jude's turn.
105
00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:52,978
Mmm!
106
00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,546
(ALL CHUCKLING)
107
00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,949
That's great
that he has to
do it with the fork
108
00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,018
'cause you did it
with a fork.
Yeah. Yeah.
109
00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,621
Uh-oh. Here,
let Daddy help. Okay.
110
00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,456
Your turn.
111
00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,324
(EXCLAIMS)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
112
00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,929
� Oh, the little duck rideson the big duck's back
113
00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,899
� Quack, quack, quackQuack, quack, quack
114
00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:17,636
� I'm gonnagive you duck kisses
115
00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:24,443
� Gonna give you duck kissesQuack, quack, quack �
116
00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,244
Hey!
Hi!
117
00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:27,579
Hey, I'm such a jerk.
118
00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,514
I told my friend Carson
that I was gonna meet her,
119
00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:33,251
and I'm leaving
you to do the dishes.
120
00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,020
No.
I can...
I can take 10 minutes...
121
00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,255
No, don't be crazy.
Don't be a crazy person.
122
00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,957
I'm...
You look so cute!
123
00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,058
Thank you!
124
00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,861
Hi.
H-I. Yeah, very good.
125
00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,200
If you want to
leave this, I can do it
as soon as I get home.
126
00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:49,634
Oh, my God.
Don't be. It's my life.
127
00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,002
That's a terrible idea.
128
00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,304
Yeah,
you don't wanna leave it.
129
00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,505
Yeah. No, honestly...
130
00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,507
Sorry. I'm worst.
131
00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,409
...I'm so happy.
I'm drinking and...
132
00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,246
No, I'm good. Thank you.
133
00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,616
� I'm gonnagive you duck kissesQuack, quack, quack �
134
00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:05,684
Bye, baby.
135
00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:08,620
Bye, Jude. Can you say bye?
Can you say bye-bye?
136
00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,155
Bye-bye!
137
00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,157
Good boy!
138
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:15,293
Hey, what are you doing
tomorrow afternoon?
139
00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,895
Or morning-ish, 11-ish?
140
00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,430
Nothing.
141
00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:21,132
Okay. Do you think
you could babysit
for a few hours
142
00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,368
while Kelly goes out to
brunch with some friends?
143
00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,536
Yeah, no problem.
144
00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,471
She didn't want to ask you.
She wanted me to ask you.
145
00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,340
Okay.
146
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,443
But she will give you
the rundown tomorrow.
147
00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:32,811
Cool. Okay.
All right.
148
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,846
Well, enjoy yourself.
Okay, night.
149
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,749
And, yes.
Stay out as long
as you want.
150
00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,518
Just come in.
We'll leave the
side door open.
151
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,386
And then I'll
get you your own
set of keys tomorrow.
152
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,954
Okay. Okay.
Bye.
153
00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:47,692
� Q-R-S-T...
154
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,928
Okay,
you can sing by yourself.
155
00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,097
Go.
156
00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:54,165
Finish the song.
157
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,500
(GIGGLING)
158
00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:03,975
Hi!
Hey!
159
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,477
How are you?
160
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:08,947
Oh, my God.
It's so good to see you.
161
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,181
It's so good to see you.
162
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,383
I'm so excited.
163
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,551
How are you?
164
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,652
Good.
165
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,886
You put out all
the Nick stuff?
166
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,054
It's good.
167
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:20,425
You feel good?
Yes. I feel mostly good.
168
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,260
I mean,
it's gonna be hard.
These things are hard.
169
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,796
It's gonna be hard and...
But in the long-run,
170
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,932
I'm gonna be way happier,
he's gonna be way happier.
171
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:30,168
Yeah.
I'm just gonna
stay strong. Yeah.
172
00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,437
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
173
00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:36,942
Come on.
174
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,311
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
175
00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:40,612
Good! How are you?
176
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,822
I still don't
know what this is.
177
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,593
Oh.
178
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,962
A loft space
that looked like...
Hey, baby.
179
00:09:56,964 --> 00:10:00,365
I'm stealing her
for one second.
We'll be back!
180
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,368
I want you to
meet Ezra and Megan.
181
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,569
Hi!
Hey, how are you?
182
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:05,704
Hi.
Hi.
183
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:09,608
They're not capable of
independent thoughts.
184
00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:14,446
I need to pee
really quick, guys.
Okay.
185
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,314
Sorry. Okay.
186
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:26,958
Sorry. Hello. Hi.
187
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,126
Hi!
188
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,227
I'm so glad that was you.
189
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,929
Are you having a good time?
Yes.
190
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,564
Do you like people?
Everybody's so nice.
191
00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:34,165
Your friends are so nice.
You think so?
192
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,567
Maybe they're just
being nice, but...
193
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:36,901
No, they're nice.
194
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,103
Are people
making you nervous?
195
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,204
No. Everybody's...
196
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,672
You want me
to drive you home?
No.
197
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,245
And I don't want
to be one of those
people that just, like,
198
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,381
continues to do the...
199
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:53,151
Thank you.
Do the same kind of stuff.
200
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,688
You know what I mean?
201
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,190
No?
202
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,092
I'm gonna put on some music.
It's okay.
203
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,128
Oh, no.
204
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,596
Are you okay?
205
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:05,997
Yeah, I'm fine.
206
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,767
Have you guys seen Jenny?
207
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,901
No.
208
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,809
Hi. Have you guys seen...
209
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,611
Well, her name's Jenny,
but she came with me.
210
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,413
She has long
brown hair and like,
211
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:25,750
kind of like
an aquiline nose.
212
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:26,818
No?
213
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,701
So you're just
saying she's in...
She's asleep in your bed?
214
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,302
She's passed out,
like, blackout.
215
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,804
And you shook her?
216
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,973
I shook her and I just...
I'm worried that
she's gonna be sick.
217
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,608
That's horrible.
I'm so sorry.
I know.
218
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,077
She was in the bathroom
for a long time,
219
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,611
and I don't know, and...
I'm so sorry.
220
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,647
Yeah, no. It's fine.
I'm gonna go
handle this right now.
221
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,282
And we'll be
out of your house in
five to seven minutes.
222
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,483
No, you don't even
have to leave, just...
223
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,151
I want to leave.
I'm embarrassed.
224
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,720
No, you don't want
to leave, but, yeah.
225
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:10,829
Jenny.
226
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,199
Jenny, baby,
this isn't the
place to sleep.
227
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,533
This is someone's bedroom.
228
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,570
We're gonna get you back
to your own bedroom, okay?
229
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,638
Okay, let's move it,
okay, Jenny?
230
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,507
Jenny, I need you to
get out of the bed.
231
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,542
So I'm gonna take you
out of the bed now.
232
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,912
That hurt.
Don't kick me.
233
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,749
I don't want to
have to touch you
in these place... Ow!
234
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,284
These are coming
off here. This is...
235
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,854
You just opened your
eyes like a person who
knew what you were doing.
236
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:42,393
Get up! Get up!
I beg of you to just
get out of the bed.
237
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,097
This is embarrassing for me.
238
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,134
This is honestly
embarrassing for me.
239
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,502
Hello?
240
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,373
(CLEARS THROAT) What?
241
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,945
Is she okay?
242
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,886
Okay.
243
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,154
You can go back to sleep.
244
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,355
What? What?
245
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:16,661
Okay, will you just
text me the address
and I'll...
246
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,830
I'm gonna jump in
the car right now.
247
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,800
I'll be over there
in just, in a sec.
248
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,069
Okay, no, no.
I'm glad you called.
Okay, thanks.
249
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,949
Jenny?
250
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,717
I'm gonna need
you to just stand up
251
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,019
and then I can carry you
the rest of the way,
252
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,087
but will you please
just get up enough that...
253
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,356
I'm fine.
254
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,326
This is what I was
dealing with in the
bedroom, by the way.
255
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,162
I'm fine. Don't!
I'm so...
256
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,498
All right, will you
help me open the door,
please? The front door.
257
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,133
Yeah. I'm gonna be
back for my coat.
258
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,868
I have my car
keys in my pocket.
I am so sorry.
259
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,069
So when we're outside...
260
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,204
I am so sorry
that I woke you up.
261
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,805
Are you apologizing to me?
Yes.
262
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,974
I'm glad you called me.
It's the right thing to do.
263
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,709
Don't apologize for that.
264
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,179
I'll just be back for
my coat in one second.
I'm so sorry.
265
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,416
Before we get outside,
will you fish my
keys out of my pocket?
266
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,084
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I was figuring out which...
267
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,753
Just hit the unlock button.
268
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,689
You're gonna have
to help me get her
into the car.
269
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,757
Okay.
All right, Jenny.
I'm gonna set you down
270
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,327
and we're gonna
take a few steps
out of the front door, okay?
271
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,428
I'm fine.
272
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,896
Can you... I'm sorry.
273
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,297
Yeah, I got the door.
I got the door.
274
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,708
(JUDE EXCLAIMING)
KELLY: Do you want some more?
275
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:40,411
Do you want some cereal?
A little bit of cereal?
276
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:48,119
There. There's a whole
bunch of Cheerios.
277
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,054
Yum, yum.
278
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,859
(MOANING LOUDLY)
279
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,999
(CHUCKLES)
You're a crazy person.
280
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,605
You're eating
that like a maniac.
281
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,508
(MIMICS JUDE)
282
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,750
Hey.
Hey, sweetie.
283
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,319
Do you want some
eggs if I make some?
284
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,453
Yes, please.
285
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,521
Okay.
286
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,790
Here you go.
Here you go. Hold that.
287
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,087
(JUDE COOING)
288
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,225
Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack.
289
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,694
Hi.
290
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,029
Hi.
Hey.
291
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,166
Hi.
I'm Jenn.
292
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,802
Hey, Jenn.
293
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,371
I'm Jeff's sister, so, hi.
294
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,939
Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm Kevin.
295
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,441
Is Kelly not here?
296
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,742
No.
Okay.
297
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,312
Yeah. No,
Kelly and Jeff left
a little while ago.
298
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,513
It's nice to meet you.
299
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,614
Nice to meet you, too.
300
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,252
Are you just hanging out?
301
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,721
No, I was just
gonna take a shower.
302
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,357
Okay.
303
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,624
(JUDE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
304
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:37,895
Yeah, a cow.
We're just playing
with some animals.
305
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:38,997
Cool.
306
00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,070
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
307
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,812
All right, you want
to do that again? Okay.
308
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,698
KEVIN: Hey,
we're gonna go to the park
if you want to come.
309
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,635
What?
310
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,772
We're gonna go to the park
if you want to come with us.
311
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,644
Um, yeah.
312
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,013
Yeah, I just need
to put shoes on.
313
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,715
Okay,
we'll be out front.
314
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,721
(LAUGHING)
315
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,856
Oh, my God.
316
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,326
A happy boy.
317
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,196
How long are
you in town for?
318
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,267
For a while, I think.
Yeah?
319
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,069
Yeah.
I don't actually know.
320
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,804
Okay.
321
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,541
He's obsessed with you.
322
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,410
We got a pretty
good thing going, yes.
323
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:05,416
That's my little guy.
My little friend.
324
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,490
A grape. A grape.
325
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,762
Jude,
can I have a grape?
326
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,230
No.
327
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:23,301
No?
Can I have an apple?
328
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,003
Oh.
329
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:29,807
Hi.
KEVIN: Hey!
330
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,411
Is it good?
331
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,745
KELLY: Thank you so much.
332
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,380
KEVIN: You are so welcome.
333
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,183
Sorry to do that so
last minute. I really...
334
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:43,488
No worries. He pooped twice
and I just changed him.
335
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,822
Great. Thank you.
336
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,090
You're very welcome.
337
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,525
Thank you, yeah.
338
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,260
Do you want
to feed it to me?
339
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,697
Jenny. I should
get your number so I can
give you those DVDs.
340
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,599
Yeah! Thank you, Jude.
I'll just put
it in your phone.
341
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,835
Okay. Here.
342
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,605
I don't know if he
should eat that now.
343
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,875
Great. I'll...
Yeah, see ya.
344
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,643
...call you
when they're ready.
Okay.
345
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,211
All right.
346
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,379
Thank you, Kevin.
Thank you.
347
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,447
Yeah. You're welcome.
348
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,948
Have a good day.
349
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,718
I'm gonna eat
all your apples.
350
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:24,629
I don't go out
with the intention of
351
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,230
getting hammered
and coming...
352
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,632
It just...
353
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,966
It just happens?
354
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,101
I'm a... I...
355
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:36,707
No, no, I'm just
saying that did happen.
I don't know.
356
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:41,779
Empty stomach or whatever,
and I, you know...
357
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:45,650
Obviously it,
that got away from me
and that's...
358
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,019
I'm an adult and
that's a weak excuse,
359
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:52,590
but it's not like
I'm gonna be going
out and partying.
360
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,793
I know you have
a baby in the house and
I can't be coming home...
361
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:56,894
I know.
362
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,329
It's not the greatest.
363
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:02,500
It makes me nervous
that you're gonna leave
the door unlocked or,
364
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,101
you know, some...
Right.
365
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,705
Just some of it
just makes me
a little nervous.
366
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,307
Right.
367
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,841
But, you know,
but also, are you okay?
368
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,477
Like what happened
with her boyfriend
369
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,879
and stuff like...
Nobody knows...
370
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,315
I don't know.
Well, I certainly
don't know.
371
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,816
She's drinking a lot.
She didn't act
372
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,251
like it was
some strange thing.
373
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,320
She's drinking a lot.
374
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,422
Is she drinking a lot today?
What do you mean?
375
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,390
Just last night
she drank a lot?
No, last night, you...
376
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,626
Who does that on
the first night
with their brother?
377
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,995
I don't know.
I mean, she's a lot
younger than us.
378
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:34,732
I don't know.
Do you remember
how you used to act?
379
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,067
That's not very nice.
380
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,902
No, I'm not accusing.
381
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,705
I'm asking you
do you remember
how you used to act.
382
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:45,610
Yes, you've heard stories.
That was an implication.
But I...
383
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,211
It was not, relax.
384
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,581
I had some semblance of
propriety or something,
you know?
385
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,751
Oh, my God. Now you're
acting all victimized.
386
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,386
I wasn't saying anything.
Relax.
387
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,954
God, I'm not.
388
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,223
Anyway, all I'm saying is
it would be really good
389
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:02,994
if you could just
have a talk to her
and just sort of cement it.
390
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,630
Okay. The next time
she does something like this,
391
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,331
I'll certainly
have a talk with her.
392
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,202
Well, why don't you
just talk to her now
so there isn't a next time?
393
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,170
Oh, my God.
You are terrible.
394
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,072
She's just in the basement.
395
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,941
You mean
"right now" right now?
396
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,743
It's like, 20 steps away.
397
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,445
Yeah, tonight,
just so it's not like,
398
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:26,884
"Hey, I'm the dick
who has a problem with it.
Your brother's cool."
399
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,420
I mean, if Trevor was here,
I would have told him.
400
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,422
Jesus Christ.
But he behaved
like an angel, so...
401
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,191
I'm go...
Fine, I'm going. Jesus.
402
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,459
Thank you.
403
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:47,171
Hey.
Hey.
404
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,208
How's everything going?
405
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,610
Good.
406
00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:42,793
You done with those dishes?
407
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:45,963
Yeah. I'm...
408
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,031
Okay.
409
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,541
I love her.
I love your whole family.
410
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:02,480
I don't know if I feel
super comfortable anymore.
411
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:05,816
You don't feel like
she can successfully
babysit Jude
412
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:09,353
for even minor times
you would like to
leave the house?
413
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,188
She doesn't seem like
a responsible person.
414
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,124
She's not
a responsible person.
Okay, so...
415
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:16,160
A lot of the reason why
it was a good idea for her
416
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,028
to come live here
was for you. Not me.
417
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,730
No, I know that.
She's gonna
lighten your load.
418
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,400
But she proved
we can't trust her.
419
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,502
It's not like...
So what are you gonna do?
420
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,836
You're gonna have
that conversation
421
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,438
with her and tell her
you don't trust her...
422
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,639
I kind of did.
423
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:29,840
Give her a second chance.
424
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:35,346
Let her prove to us that
425
00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:36,914
that was a one-time thing.
426
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,416
All right.
427
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,254
Everything's great.
(JEFF LAUGHING)
428
00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:46,590
Thank you so
much for doing this.
429
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,058
No, I'm excited.
430
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,760
Is it okay if I
just leave that...
431
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,429
Yeah, yeah.
I'll... I got it.
432
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:56,133
It's not so dirty.
There's so many dishes.
I'm sorry.
433
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,868
No, no.
This is the whole point.
434
00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,537
No, you don't have to...
435
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,605
I've gotta earn my keep.
436
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,707
You're fine.
You're great.
437
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:07,745
Okay. So he is gonna
have to have lunch.
438
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,613
Yeah.
And a little snack.
439
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,783
A good thing
for him to have
is any of that.
440
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,884
Okay.
441
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,319
If he tries
to get cookies,
442
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,487
no, he can't have cookies.
443
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:17,621
Okay.
444
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,290
But there's
something in the fridge.
445
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,892
It's wrapped in Saran Wrap
and it's obviously...
446
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:23,694
His lunch.
This is the...
Yeah. A baby lunch.
447
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:24,895
Okay. Okay. Easy.
448
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,331
But I'll show you.
It's this, there.
449
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,599
Yeah.
450
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:32,736
So just heat that
up in the microwave
for 30 seconds.
451
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,372
Do you want me to
text you updates
every, like...
452
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,407
Oh. If you...
453
00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:39,109
I can send you pictures,
"He's still alive."
454
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:42,379
That's, yeah,
if you want to, yeah.
Okay.
455
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:44,114
That would be... Yeah.
Okay.
456
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:45,516
Are you nervous?
457
00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:49,653
No, I'm excited.
I'm excited. He's...
I'm gonna make him love me.
458
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,989
He loves you.
459
00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:55,392
Hi, I'm just calling
to make an appointment
460
00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:59,163
for my son for
a two-year checkup.
461
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,700
His name is Jude Spelling.
462
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,693
Jude is currently
making me a sandwich.
463
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,796
Yep, alive and well.
464
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,765
Jude, what about this?
465
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,502
Uh-oh!
466
00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:41,038
Can you do this, Jude?
Can you dance, Jude?
467
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,406
Can you do this?
468
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,641
No.
469
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,075
(TOY CHIMES)
470
00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:55,519
Do I put it in now?
Is that what he wants?
471
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:58,722
I know I want a baby,
but I don't actually know why.
472
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,191
Oh!
473
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,960
I mean,
you are very cute,
474
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:05,663
but if I spend
another hour with you,
475
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:08,399
I'm gonna pass out
and maybe never wake up.
476
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:11,869
Buddy?
477
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,504
What do you want, Jude?
478
00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:14,905
(JUDE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
479
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:17,174
Karate?
No idea.
480
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,509
No.
If you were to have a...
481
00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:20,344
Do you feel
like you would wait
a long time to have a baby?
482
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:21,979
Can we have those?
483
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,983
I don't know.
I don't feel
like I want a baby.
484
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,117
Oh.
Like, ever, maybe?
485
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,120
But I'm not
grossed out by Jude.
486
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,422
Well, I have
the reverse reaction,
487
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,656
which is I am
slightly grossed out
488
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:33,958
and I definitely
want a baby.
489
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,093
Do you want
this back? Yeah!
490
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:41,065
I don't know if
he knows how to dip,
but this was in there, so...
491
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,299
There you go, buddy.
492
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,467
Lunchtime.
493
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:45,402
Make a crude gesture.
No!
494
00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:47,037
Just make a face
that doesn't seem like
495
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,772
a face of a person
who should be with a baby.
496
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,874
That's my face all the time.
Do it.
497
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:52,943
That's Jude and Jenny.
498
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:57,781
That's just Jude. Just Jude.
499
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,950
I can't tell...
Can you tell that's Jude?
500
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,252
And that's
a picture of my butt.
501
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,156
(DOOR CREAKS)
502
00:27:37,622 --> 00:27:39,356
Hi. Sorry.
Hi.
503
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,258
Hello. Hi. I am Kelly.
Hi!
504
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,826
Sorry. This is Carson.
505
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:43,961
Right.
It's so nice to meet you.
506
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,496
I heard about
your fancy name.
507
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,964
CARSON: You have
such a fancy house.
508
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,565
This house is amazing.
Yeah.
509
00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:53,470
I think it's so fun
and funky and sexy
in a weird way.
510
00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:56,173
I love it.
Well, thank you, Carson.
511
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,042
How are you doing?
512
00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,877
Good. Jude was amazing.
513
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,112
He's fucking funny.
514
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,580
He's really funny, yeah.
515
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:04,948
And such
a friendly person.
516
00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:06,050
Yeah.
517
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,951
I found the little
Tupperware things
518
00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:13,624
and he wanted
to feed us a lot,
but, he ate, you know...
519
00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:15,325
He ate his food.
...80 percent of it.
520
00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:16,960
How long has he
been sleeping for?
521
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,529
JENNY: He went down
right at 1:00, so...
522
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,764
Good. Okay. Great.
523
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:22,066
Well, thank you for
doing that. I really...
524
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,300
It was no problem.
525
00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:24,535
...you know...
526
00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:25,703
It was great to
get to know him.
527
00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,738
I appreciate it.
528
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,441
Okay.
I'm gonna make
some dinner for...
529
00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,776
Do you want to have
a drink with us?
530
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,548
I could make you this
delightful concoction.
531
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,316
You should have
a beer with us.
532
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,251
No, it's nice to
hang out in here.
533
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,087
We never really
do as much as I...
534
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,788
JENNY: So do it.
Yeah, okay.
535
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:47,491
Okay.
I'll have a beer
with you guys.
536
00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:51,528
I think she's so pretty.
She's so...
537
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,263
I'm gonna murder you.
538
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:54,431
I think she's so pretty.
539
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,966
Yeah, she is.
540
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:58,035
In that way where
it's like, "I didn't have
time to take a shower.
541
00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,104
"I didn't have
time to do anything.
I'm just momming it up."
542
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,705
And she's so pretty.
Yeah, she's great.
543
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:04,308
Cheers!
Cheers. Cheers.
544
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,676
It's nice to meet you.
545
00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:06,977
It's nice to
meet you, too.
546
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,580
Heard a lot about you.
What's your job?
547
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:13,117
I'm... I stay at
home with Jude.
548
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,418
I'm a stay-at-home
mom, I guess.
549
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,686
That's so nice.
550
00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:19,823
But you're...
She's a novelist.
She's a writer.
551
00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:21,458
Are you?
She's... She wrote, like...
552
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,361
She wrote this book
that's so beautiful
that I read
553
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,697
and I don't understand
exactly what it means,
554
00:29:26,699 --> 00:29:29,600
just 'cause I'm
too stupid to get it,
because it's that...
555
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:30,834
Jenny.
556
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:32,302
It's so good.
557
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,071
You know those books
where you're like,
"This is so good,"
558
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,339
but, I mean,
you can't... Yeah.
559
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,540
But it's
completely going...
560
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,975
And smart people
are like...
561
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,309
That's not how
you're supposed to feel.
562
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,278
So are you
writing another novel?
563
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:46,550
Yeah. Yes.
564
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:51,555
The plan is
that I'm writing.
I'm in the process of it.
565
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:56,860
It's taking a while,
and I'm busy.
566
00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:59,163
Is it hard to
find time to write?
567
00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,365
Yeah. It's really hard.
568
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:04,468
You know, I feel
like I just started
a different job.
569
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,504
I have a new job now.
570
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:10,974
It's a very
complicated issue
to talk about.
571
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,843
If you don't have kids...
572
00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,711
You know,
before we had a kid,
573
00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:19,082
I sort of had this
idea that we would,
you know, both be working.
574
00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:21,952
I didn't understand
completely that
575
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,454
it was like, every
moment of every day
576
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,557
is kind of that's
what you're doing.
577
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,091
Taken up.
578
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,293
Yeah, you're just
sort of thinking...
579
00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,427
JENNY: But then the baby...
580
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:31,628
...about him
and working and...
581
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,763
Jeff can take
care of the baby.
582
00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:35,465
He's a grown-up,
kind of. Like...
583
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,903
He makes money is the thing.
584
00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,705
I don't make money
when I'm working.
585
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,174
But maybe
you haven't
given it enough time.
586
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,776
You have...
Maybe yours requires a little
587
00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,110
more of an investment
at the beginning
588
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,912
and you could be
making more money
than him in the end.
589
00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:50,480
Yeah, you're like
a band where
590
00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:53,283
your first album is cool
and people are always like,
591
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,685
"If you listen to
the first album..."
592
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:57,988
But then,
your next book,
you could be...
593
00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:01,325
You could, you know,
you could be like
the Arcade Fire.
594
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,392
It's a lot of pressure.
595
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:03,594
You could be like...
Make a lot of money.
596
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:05,462
That's a lot of pressure.
And then people
would be like,
597
00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,364
"Her first book
was amazing."
598
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,600
And then the cool,
smart people would
talk about that book.
599
00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:11,235
But everybody would
read the next one.
600
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:12,803
I just feel like if I
was in that situation,
601
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:15,772
I would start to
resent my husband
and feel like,
602
00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:20,344
"Why the fuck am I
holding this baby
all day long when you..."
603
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,512
I mean, it's not like
he makes that much money.
604
00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,615
I'm not not a feminist.
605
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:26,183
I feel
misrepresented slightly.
606
00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:27,684
I did not...
607
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:31,154
I've read, fucking,
like, Andrea Dworkin.
You know what I mean?
608
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:34,691
I had a concept of
609
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:39,630
what my life
would be like.
610
00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:41,531
You're holding
the fort down.
611
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,767
There's nobody here
that doesn't think
you're a feminist.
612
00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,402
No one's judging you.
I'm not complaining.
613
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,504
I'm not complaining
about being with my child.
614
00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:49,840
I'm just trying
to create a world in
which you can have it all.
615
00:31:49,842 --> 00:31:52,542
You make me feel like a child
and you're like a woman.
That's like...
616
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:56,213
Having it all is
a very dangerous concept,
I feel,
617
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:59,983
because that just means that
I have to do everything.
618
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,853
Yeah, which...
That's deep.
619
00:32:02,855 --> 00:32:05,422
It's the truth.
I mean, you know,
620
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,025
that's just how
the world works.
621
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,427
And I want...
I'm not complaining.
622
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,796
I love Jude so much
and I, you know...
623
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,765
No one thinks you
don't love your baby.
624
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,333
As soon as he
came out of my body,
625
00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,702
the moment I saw him,
I was like,
626
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:23,573
"I want to do everything
I can to make your life
as great as possible."
627
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,943
I do feel
a little bit resentful,
'cause he's like,
628
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,945
"I had this meeting
and I had this lunch
629
00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,880
"with all these
fancy business people
630
00:32:29,882 --> 00:32:33,283
"and the lunch
went really long,
and everyone was drinking.
631
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,219
"So then I had to stay."
And I'm like,
"That sounds like it sucks,"
632
00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:39,690
and I'm wearing my
fucking pajama top
still that I didn't
633
00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:42,025
get to take off.
634
00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:44,895
Can I say I like you
when you are a little tipsy?
635
00:32:44,897 --> 00:32:45,996
Like, so much.
636
00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,230
Is she tipsy?
I can't tell.
637
00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:49,866
It's like half a beer.
That's all it
takes these days.
638
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:52,235
I wish I could wear
my pajama top to work.
639
00:32:52,237 --> 00:32:54,104
I'm gonna wear my
pajama top to work.
640
00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:55,906
It's a tragedy to me
641
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,476
that my husband
comes home from
642
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:02,212
being around sexy,
independent women.
643
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:05,182
Not that it's about that,
but I feel like...
644
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,351
It's not fun to
be in a pajama top
645
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:09,519
that has baby
food all over it.
646
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:11,388
But the point of
that is that he
comes home sometimes
647
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:15,659
and he's like,
"I miss the baby
and I miss being at..."
648
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,694
He misses it, too.
We both... Nothing's perfect.
649
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,730
So maybe...
So maybe that's
what he wants. Right.
650
00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:22,499
That's life.
I think you're so pretty.
651
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,602
I feel like you're
a lot prettier than
you feel like you are.
652
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,304
That's nice.
653
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:28,372
I do.
654
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,907
That's a nice thing to say
to a tired old lady.
655
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:32,876
I think she is.
A drunk old lady.
656
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,711
Boo!
657
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,947
I think she's so pretty.
658
00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,115
(ALL LAUGHING)
659
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,928
Um...
660
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,731
I kind of want to
ask you for something.
661
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,466
(CHUCKLES)
662
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,205
Just come right
out and say it?
663
00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,274
What?
664
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:05,442
A Christmas present.
665
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:06,643
Oh, my God.
I know.
666
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,078
We said
we weren't getting
each other Chris...
667
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,746
You said we weren't
getting each other
Christmas presents.
668
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:10,981
Yes, 'cause we
are very poor.
669
00:34:10,983 --> 00:34:12,115
Good grief.
670
00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:13,450
We don't have any money.
671
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:14,718
What do you want?
672
00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:18,555
Diamonds.
A string of them.
673
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,223
No.
No.
674
00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:24,761
The thing that I want...
675
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:30,167
I would like to be able
to do some writing.
676
00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,669
Okay.
677
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,337
To be able
to go somewhere.
678
00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:35,939
Okay.
679
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,442
By myself.
680
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,478
Like I'm going to a job.
Yeah.
681
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,779
I think it would help me.
682
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:45,949
This is what you
want from me for your
Christmas present?
683
00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,317
Yeah.
684
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:54,224
And to have somebody
take care of Jude.
685
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:37,734
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(BARKS)
686
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:46,977
Quiet. No, no. Hey!
687
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,044
Hey, puppy. Hey, puppy.
688
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,146
Hi.
689
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,947
Hey.
Mister Pants.
690
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,949
Hey, Mister Pants.
691
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:54,718
Mister Pants? Awesome.
Mister Pants.
692
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:55,986
Hey, Mister Pants.
693
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,187
CARSON: How's your night?
694
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,256
Fine.
695
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,324
Yeah?
Yeah.
696
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,726
I'll get you that stuff.
697
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,060
Okay.
698
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:16,373
Do you want
anything to drink?
699
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,242
Sure.
700
00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:22,045
We got...
Do you have whiskey?
701
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,580
Yeah!
702
00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:28,185
Okay. I'm not picky.
Just whatever.
703
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:31,488
I'll get you one
whiskey coming up.
Here's this first.
704
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,056
Thank you.
You're very welcome.
705
00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:35,759
Thank you so much.
706
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,128
How... What do I owe you?
How much is it?
707
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,329
Nothing.
708
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:44,901
It's a little
"Welcome to Chicago" gift.
709
00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,736
Just a taste
to get me hooked.
710
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,371
Just a taste to
get you hooked.
711
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,873
Keep me coming back.
712
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,077
You want ice?
713
00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:56,146
One is fine.
714
00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:57,347
Okay.
715
00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:25,108
Thank you.
716
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:27,577
You are very welcome.
There you are.
717
00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:31,014
Hey, buddy.
718
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,782
Cheers.
Cheers.
719
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:42,559
Do you wanna smoke some?
I don't know anything about...
720
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:44,594
What?
...etiquette.
721
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:48,031
I don't buy
a ton of weed,
so I don't know.
722
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,100
Do we smoke some?
We smoke some.
723
00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:51,167
I've heard
that's a thing.
724
00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:52,269
And we can
smoke some of mine.
725
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,870
Especially since you...
726
00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:56,139
I'm just totally
ripping you off now.
727
00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:59,109
No. No, that is a gift.
728
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:03,546
You are in my town.
729
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:06,316
It's a gift.
730
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,184
(MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)
731
00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:12,188
I love this song.
732
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:29,806
So be forewarned.
733
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:33,343
My guy said this
is kind of strong.
734
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:34,944
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
735
00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:37,681
Super strong.
Okay.
736
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:38,982
Really, really,
really strong.
737
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,216
Okay.
738
00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:41,351
Stronger than that.
739
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:43,420
Is that just stuff
that you guys make up?
740
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:45,188
No.
That your guy makes up?
741
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:49,459
No, this is,
it's been tested. Trust me.
742
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,567
Here you are.
743
00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:58,635
Thank you.
744
00:38:58,637 --> 00:38:59,769
You're very welcome.
745
00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:19,556
I feel so
fucked up already.
746
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:22,926
Really? It's instant.
747
00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:28,898
What's this stuff?
748
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,369
These are my little toys.
749
00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:36,306
I'm in a little band.
Are they vintage?
750
00:39:36,308 --> 00:39:37,440
Well, this is.
751
00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:40,377
Or do they just make
them in the style of...
752
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:42,712
No, this is
actually kind of old.
It's cool.
753
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,180
This is really old.
754
00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:47,584
Is that a hobby
or you make...
755
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:51,988
No, it's my thing.
I mean, I'm...
You're living the dream.
756
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,790
I'm trying.
And babysitting
by living the dream.
757
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:54,858
Sorry.
Yeah.
758
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,626
Sorry.
No worries.
759
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,695
I'm in a little band.
760
00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:02,098
We make noise.
761
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:08,438
I'm serious.
We make...
It's noise music.
762
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,672
That's funny to you?
763
00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:11,074
That's really charming.
764
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:14,144
I feel like that's
something you've said
to other people before.
765
00:40:14,146 --> 00:40:16,279
No.
766
00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:18,748
That's the first time
I've ever said
that in my life.
767
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,417
Well,
that's also not true.
768
00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:24,954
(CHUCKLES) It is.
It's totally true.
769
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,295
My band's called Stanley.
770
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:34,397
Called what?
Stanley.
771
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,433
What does that mean?
772
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:39,736
That's his real name.
Mister Stanley.
773
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:43,473
I call him Mister Pants,
'cause the band
774
00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:46,342
was named Stanley
after Mister Stanley.
775
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:49,345
What was Mister
Stanley named after?
776
00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:55,552
Mister Stanley was named
after my favorite uncle.
777
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:57,921
And I'm lying.
I don't know.
778
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,342
Sorry. Just a second.
779
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,080
No, you're good,
you're good, you're good.
780
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,349
You're totally great.
You're totally awesome.
781
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,753
I just...
782
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,057
Sorry. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No. No.
783
00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:38,294
You're awesome.
I'm just realizing...
784
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:41,264
It's late.
It's late.
785
00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:45,702
Yeah.
Yeah, no,
and I don't want to...
786
00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:49,939
I'm coming over,
getting drugs.
What?
787
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:53,810
It's not what I,
just... Sorry. No,
I just was like, okay.
788
00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:57,113
This is gonna...
We're gonna hang out.
It's gonna be awesome.
789
00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,949
But...
Right. I get it.
790
00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:01,417
Tonight I'm just
gonna call...
791
00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:02,785
Totally.
I'm on your coat.
792
00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,687
Quit while I'm ahead.
Yeah.
793
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,289
Mister Pants is here.
Yeah.
794
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:07,624
Mister Pants
would disapprove.
795
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:08,791
Yeah. Totally.
796
00:42:08,793 --> 00:42:10,093
I feel like he doesn't...
797
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:13,897
He wants me to
do my momma proud.
798
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:17,534
And so I'm just gonna...
799
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,938
...call you.
Okay.
800
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:23,439
I'm sorry.
I'm being a jerk...
801
00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:24,874
No. You're not.
802
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:28,545
You're not being
a jerk at all. At all.
803
00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:31,281
I totally...
This has been super fun.
804
00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:32,682
Good, I...
805
00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:34,117
The kissing was top notch.
806
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:36,486
Thank you. You as well.
And...
807
00:42:36,488 --> 00:42:40,189
This is great. So...
808
00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:43,893
Okay.
Okay.
809
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,895
Top notch all around.
All right.
810
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,631
Okay. I'm gonna call you.
811
00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,900
Okay. I hope you do.
812
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,435
I don't wanna
make you feel...
You're fine.
813
00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:55,204
I'm so fine.
You don't have
to worry about me.
814
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:58,374
Sorry, I'm really high.
I'm just, you know,
815
00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:00,310
weird with new
spaces and stuff, so...
816
00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:03,313
It's okay. I get it.
I totally get it.
817
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:05,848
This was all great.
818
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,484
Awesome.
Okay.
819
00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:09,819
Okay.
820
00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,220
Right.
Okay.
821
00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:12,722
Well, get home safe.
822
00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,157
I will.
823
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:15,858
Okay, bye.
Bye.
824
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,777
Hey, buddy.
825
00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:05,601
Hello?
826
00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:31,360
Mmm!
827
00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:33,596
It's so good.
828
00:45:33,598 --> 00:45:34,831
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
829
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:37,900
Mmm! You want another bite?
830
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,769
Hey, sweetie.
831
00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:42,872
I'm calling because
I left my power cable.
832
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:45,241
I know, like an idiot.
833
00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:47,810
I feel so bad.
834
00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:51,714
Would you mind
just bringing it,
dropping it off for me?
835
00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:54,050
I'm not even
dressed or showered
or anything.
836
00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:57,553
So it'll probably be an
hour before I can bring...
837
00:45:57,555 --> 00:46:00,490
Hold on.
Hey, Jenny?
Hold on a sec.
838
00:46:00,492 --> 00:46:02,759
What's up?
Hey, what are
you up to today?
839
00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:05,995
Nothing.
840
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,565
Hello.
Hello! Hi!
841
00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:11,334
Hey. This is for you.
842
00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:13,069
Thank you.
That's so... Thank you.
843
00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:14,737
Nice to...
844
00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:17,206
This is nice!
This is cool!
Thanks.
845
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,574
Pretty sweet.
846
00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:20,543
It's good, right?
Yeah.
847
00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:21,611
Thank you for...
848
00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:24,280
Look at that view, bro.
849
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,916
Wait, so this is
Jeff's normally or...
850
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:30,953
No, I mean, I'm using it.
They rented it for the movie.
851
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,722
But they're not using it
for a couple of weeks,
852
00:46:32,724 --> 00:46:34,690
but the rent's paid
from the production.
853
00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:36,559
Okay.
854
00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:39,328
So he's being
really nice and saying,
855
00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:43,399
"You can go in there
and do your writing."
856
00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:45,168
I had three of your
brownies, by the way.
857
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:46,569
Good.
I hope that's okay.
858
00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:48,171
Yes.
They're really good.
859
00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:52,775
I'm kind of on a sugar high.
I may crash in
a little bit, but...
860
00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:57,380
Okay. This is gonna
sound really stupid,
but just go with me, okay?
861
00:46:57,382 --> 00:47:02,885
So I was thinking
about your situation
and... This is so stupid.
862
00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:07,723
Basically,
your problem is just,
863
00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:11,694
right now,
could be solved by
a chunk of money, right?
864
00:47:11,696 --> 00:47:12,795
If I...
I know that's stupid,
865
00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:14,130
'cause a lot of
people's problems
866
00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:15,565
could be solved
with a chunk of money.
867
00:47:15,567 --> 00:47:18,801
But, specifically,
you know, if you had
a little bit of money
868
00:47:18,803 --> 00:47:20,670
and you could just pay
for some child care,
869
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,038
then you would have time...
870
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,240
It would be amazing.
A chunk of money would be...
871
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:26,909
So, okay.
872
00:47:26,911 --> 00:47:31,080
Have you read
those sexy novels?
You know?
873
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:35,985
Like, the trashy...
874
00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:38,354
Sexy mom novels.
875
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,722
Sexy mom novels?
876
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:41,023
Sexy novels for
mom and for me.
877
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:44,627
I know what you mean.
I have not.
Okay.
878
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:49,298
I have read them
and I look at them
and I'm like,
879
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:53,769
"This is...
I could write
one of these,"
880
00:47:53,771 --> 00:47:55,004
but I don't actually
think that I could
881
00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:56,372
because I don't know
how to write books.
882
00:47:56,374 --> 00:48:00,543
But you do.
You're super super smart.
883
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:02,078
Thank you.
884
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,282
You could write one of
these in an afternoon.
885
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:07,717
I don't think I could.
886
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,153
I'm not trying to
just weasel my way
into this plan,
887
00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:13,122
but I could...
What is the plan?
What's the plan?
888
00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:16,058
No, okay.
I could tell you
the bullet points.
889
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:19,762
Are you saying this?
Just sit down for
a couple of days,
890
00:48:19,764 --> 00:48:23,165
write an erotic novel,
sell it for
a gazillion dollars,
891
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:25,401
and all my
problems are solved?
892
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,869
Yes.
893
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:33,209
Kind of.
Five or six
things to bring up.
894
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:36,712
It's not that I
don't think I could...
895
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:39,181
Even with your expertise,
896
00:48:39,183 --> 00:48:42,785
it's very difficult
to make a lot of
money selling a book.
897
00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:44,921
It's not like
I would write it
898
00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:48,057
and someone
would just be like,
"Here's my millions for you."
899
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:51,294
It's like,
your stuff is so beautiful.
900
00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:54,931
And then if
there was, you know,
901
00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:57,934
if there was sex in it,
I would be so excited.
902
00:48:57,936 --> 00:49:01,938
I would buy five copies
and give them to my friends
903
00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:04,573
or plan to give
them to my friends and
then keep them for myself,
904
00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:07,009
because it would be
my favorite book ever.
905
00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:11,747
Oh, my God.
You are really cute.
This is a great idea.
906
00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:15,184
So there is someone
who's living here right now.
907
00:49:15,186 --> 00:49:17,086
And so you'll
have to forgive me.
It's a little messy.
908
00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:19,055
I did ask her to clean it up.
That's okay.
909
00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:20,423
But she'll be out
by the end of the month,
910
00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:21,624
so it'll be
available on the first.
911
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:22,725
Yeah. I'm not...
912
00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:23,793
So the bathroom's
right there.
913
00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:25,928
It's not a tub,
but it's a pretty big shower.
914
00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:27,897
No, it's big.
It's really nice.
915
00:49:27,899 --> 00:49:30,333
And kitchen area
right here.
916
00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:32,201
There's a little
bit of counter space
917
00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,003
and this current
tenant purchased this.
918
00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:37,340
So you could do
something similar
to add a little bit more.
919
00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:41,610
And in this room...
It's sort of like
the living area.
920
00:49:41,612 --> 00:49:43,913
So there's
a living room-ish area
921
00:49:43,915 --> 00:49:46,515
right here and
then the bedroom.
922
00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,284
And there's
a real wood-burning
stove, too.
923
00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:51,253
I'm not sure
if I mentioned that
on the phone.
924
00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:53,389
So it's $785 a month.
JENNY: Great.
925
00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:57,126
That includes utilities.
So cable, gas, electric.
926
00:49:57,128 --> 00:49:59,462
But I did just want
to make it clear that
927
00:49:59,464 --> 00:50:01,731
it's really just
set up for one person.
928
00:50:01,733 --> 00:50:03,599
We don't really
feel comfortable with
929
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:06,402
a couple living here.
I didn't know if...
930
00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:08,904
No, he's just here
for moral support.
931
00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:09,972
Okay.
932
00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:12,508
I don't really know
the area, so he's my...
933
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,943
Tour guide. Yeah.
My realtor.
934
00:50:13,945 --> 00:50:15,644
Great, okay.
Well I'm sure you can
935
00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:17,680
agree that the
area's really great.
936
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:20,116
No, she hated me.
I hope I didn't ruin that.
937
00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,684
No, I mean, I don't...
938
00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:23,686
I get the sense
she didn't like me
939
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,588
or the previous
tenant that much either.
940
00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,156
Yeah.
I don't know.
941
00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:29,558
She was a little weird.
And she does live right there.
942
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:35,297
I know. But other than that,
it's exactly what I need.
943
00:50:35,299 --> 00:50:37,299
Yeah.
944
00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:38,968
I don't know
if you're doing
anything right now.
945
00:50:38,970 --> 00:50:43,305
I could... I feel
like I owe you a meal
or something for my
946
00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:44,774
"Welcome to Chicago" present.
That sounds good.
947
00:50:44,776 --> 00:50:47,476
I'm not doing
anything. Yeah?
Okay.
948
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:50,179
Like he wants to be together.
He wants to stay together.
949
00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:53,182
How do you know
he's in love
with somebody else?
950
00:50:58,088 --> 00:50:59,288
I don't know.
951
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:00,456
You just feel it?
952
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:04,093
Yeah. It's...
953
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:06,328
'Cause that's
the thing is...
954
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:14,703
There is stupid stuff,
like any time that I...
955
00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:18,040
Okay, sorry, but
any time I looked at
his Internet history,
956
00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:19,809
he's constantly on
her Facebook page.
957
00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:23,412
So they meet
for one second.
958
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,347
You know,
when they're little kids,
959
00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:28,017
and it's like that
Braveheartthing where,
960
00:51:28,019 --> 00:51:32,588
he gives her
a token or something,
I mean, like a flower,
961
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,156
but not a flower,
'cause that's...
962
00:51:34,158 --> 00:51:39,028
What if
the flower or the thing,
the token, whatever it is,
963
00:51:39,030 --> 00:51:41,664
what if she
gives it to him?
964
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:44,467
And so he goes
and proposes, right?
965
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:48,637
But, not in disguise,
actually as a prince.
966
00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:52,675
Yeah, she would have...
What could she do?
I like that.
967
00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:55,711
'Cause the trick
is if you just keep
talking about
968
00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:58,414
how he makes her feel,
969
00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,616
how his presence
makes her feel and
970
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,418
his touch makes her feel,
971
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,919
then you can
get away with them
972
00:52:03,921 --> 00:52:06,188
not really doing much
for a really long time.
973
00:52:06,190 --> 00:52:09,058
They wouldn't even
need to have sex until
the second book.
974
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:11,260
Is Harry a little
bit attractive?
975
00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:14,930
No...
Could he be the rough one?
976
00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:16,999
He could be
the bondage-y one.
977
00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:18,300
Oh.
978
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:20,436
So she kinda likes that.
979
00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:24,240
You're... This is
what I mean, you're...
980
00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:25,941
But then do we
have to introduce
other characters
981
00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:27,343
to keep all
the sex stuff going?
982
00:52:27,345 --> 00:52:28,544
Yes, there has to
be other characters
983
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:30,179
and people are
having sex all over
984
00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:31,780
the place in
the woodsy revolution.
985
00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:33,449
Okay.
There's all kinds of sex.
986
00:52:33,451 --> 00:52:34,884
Okay.
Orgies.
987
00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:36,285
(LAUGHS)
988
00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,546
JEFF: Hey, Jenny.
Hey!
989
00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:06,182
Hey, can I come in
to grab a DVD?
990
00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:07,650
Just a second.
991
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:17,226
Sorry. I don't
mean to disturb you.
I just have all the...
992
00:53:17,894 --> 00:53:20,129
All my movies
are over here.
993
00:53:26,803 --> 00:53:29,772
You...
Nothing going on.
Nothing going on.
994
00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:31,207
Wow.
995
00:53:32,576 --> 00:53:34,143
Yeah.
996
00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:36,912
(SIGHS)
997
00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:38,280
Yes, you were.
998
00:53:38,282 --> 00:53:40,849
Sorry.
999
00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:45,487
There should be
plenty left if you just...
What is happening?
1000
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:46,822
(LAUGHS)
1001
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:51,527
All right.
Give it. Come on.
Do it.
1002
00:53:51,529 --> 00:53:53,229
Give it here.
Do you need me to do it?
1003
00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:54,763
Let me. Let me try.
1004
00:53:56,366 --> 00:53:58,133
I mean, it's not like
I've never done it. Come on.
1005
00:53:58,135 --> 00:54:00,469
If you freak out on me,
I'm gonna be really mad.
1006
00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:04,673
Well, that's on you.
1007
00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:07,409
You're fine.
1008
00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:14,216
Yeah. You're fine.
Keep pulling.
1009
00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:19,188
To how much? Shit.
1010
00:54:19,190 --> 00:54:21,957
Oh! God damn it.
1011
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,194
Ow!
1012
00:54:26,963 --> 00:54:30,366
I feel like I'm
sinking through this bed.
1013
00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:33,302
Is that typical now?
You're fine. You're fine.
1014
00:54:33,304 --> 00:54:38,941
Was that laced
with other drugs?
Isn't that what they do?
1015
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,009
No.
1016
00:54:40,011 --> 00:54:42,711
They just, what is it,
angel dust that they
1017
00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:44,213
sprinkle on it?
1018
00:54:44,215 --> 00:54:45,614
No. They don't. They don't.
1019
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,684
(SIGHS)
1020
00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:54,857
I'm kinda jealous
you get to live
in my basement.
1021
00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:56,292
This basement's
fucking awesome.
1022
00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:57,626
You should live
in your basement.
1023
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,895
I know.
1024
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:02,498
What's it like down here?
Are you living...
1025
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,067
Is it cave life down here?
1026
00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:07,303
This music's really
good, by the way.
I know.
1027
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:10,539
I actually think
that this is the best
song I've ever heard.
1028
00:55:14,544 --> 00:55:19,181
I feel like time is
going really slow.
1029
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:20,916
Where did you find this song?
You gotta give me this song.
1030
00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:23,786
It's blowing my mind.
Okay. Okay.
1031
00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:25,287
What are you looking at?
1032
00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:27,790
I'm looking for men's gifts.
1033
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,259
There's a thing, like...
1034
00:55:30,261 --> 00:55:32,161
Spoiler alert. Is that
my Christmas present?
1035
00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:33,362
No.
1036
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:39,034
I'm gonna get you socks,
'cause you need socks.
1037
00:55:39,969 --> 00:55:41,770
Have you seen
the holes in my socks?
1038
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,505
Do you want
a hardwood shaving kit?
1039
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:44,840
No.
1040
00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:55,017
Do you want
an ironically ugly
Christmas sweater?
1041
00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:57,086
Possibly.
You can wear it to parties.
1042
00:55:57,088 --> 00:55:59,655
They have those.
Ugly Christmas
sweater parties.
1043
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,223
Yeah, I heard about those.
1044
00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,325
How do you feel?
1045
00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:04,393
I mean,
I've never been to one.
1046
00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:06,829
Do you feel okay?
No, I mean how do you feel?
1047
00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:09,932
High-wise? Best I've
ever felt in my life.
1048
00:56:09,934 --> 00:56:12,468
I'm literally on top
of the world right now.
1049
00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:25,447
Hi. Hi, what's happening?
What's happening here?
1050
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:41,530
What was going on
in the basement?
Naughty things?
1051
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:43,932
It's so nice.
1052
00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:45,234
You taste like sticks.
1053
00:56:57,113 --> 00:56:59,481
What about just
cock and pussy?
1054
00:56:59,483 --> 00:57:01,683
Does pussy make sense?
1055
00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:03,218
I think if
cock makes sense,
pussy makes sense.
1056
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:05,487
I don't love pussy.
1057
00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:08,590
What would you call...
1058
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:11,093
It's funny.
I was talking to my sister,
and I was asking her what...
1059
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:12,828
She was like,
"I hate the word pussy,"
and I was like,
1060
00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:15,197
"Well, what do you
and your girlfriends
say if you're having sex?"
1061
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:16,398
Yeah.
She was like, "Vagina."
1062
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,699
Really?
1063
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:19,301
They'd be like,
"I want to touch
your vagina."
1064
00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:21,403
Touch...
Touch my vagina.
1065
00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:24,072
It's pretty easy to
just work around...
Right.
1066
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,910
It's sharp pain that
quickly turns into
pleasure or whatever it is.
1067
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:29,011
JENNY: No, no.
1068
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:30,179
I'd want
throbbing pleasure.
1069
00:57:30,181 --> 00:57:31,213
JENNY: No, I can't
get behind that.
1070
00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:32,381
Exactly.
1071
00:57:32,383 --> 00:57:34,550
No, I'm... I'm standing...
1072
00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:35,951
I'm putting my foot
down and saying...
1073
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,252
Maybe in this dream,
I just...
1074
00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:38,320
No, no,
I'm not saying
it should...
1075
00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:39,655
I think
in this dream...
1076
00:57:39,657 --> 00:57:41,190
...hurt her
for half an hour.
I'm just saying...
1077
00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:43,492
I think he
should just kiss her
and start to put his hand
1078
00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:46,228
in her whatever
medieval underpants
she has,
1079
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,464
and then cut out.
1080
00:57:48,466 --> 00:57:50,399
Yeah, that seems good.
Of this dream.
1081
00:57:50,401 --> 00:57:54,336
She wakes up just
when he's about to
touch her on her...
1082
00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:56,271
How do we,
what do we call
the thing that...
1083
00:57:56,273 --> 00:57:57,873
Rosebud or whatever
horrible thing.
1084
00:57:57,875 --> 00:58:00,709
That's an asshole.
A rosebud is an asshole.
1085
00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:01,777
I didn't know that.
1086
00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:02,845
Yeah.
1087
00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:04,480
Yeah. That's a thing.
1088
00:58:04,482 --> 00:58:06,048
I didn't know that.
1089
00:58:07,283 --> 00:58:08,951
I don't have an asshole
1090
00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:12,087
so I don't ever
have to worry about
coming up with names for it.
1091
00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,857
I didn't know that
and I don't like that.
1092
00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:18,260
I mean, I think you
should just write it
like super Danielle Steel.
1093
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:20,095
I feel like
you don't have to try
to be really creative
1094
00:58:20,097 --> 00:58:21,864
'cause the audience
who wants to read
a book like this
1095
00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,867
doesn't really care
if you're doing
linguistic acrobatics.
1096
00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:27,269
They just care if you're
getting from A to B.
1097
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:29,338
I mean,
I literally, just what do
1098
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:31,340
we call her clit
that's not a clit?
1099
00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:33,175
'Cause I feel like
you can't say clit.
1100
00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:35,410
"The most sensitive point."
1101
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:36,879
That's so good.
1102
00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:39,214
And then for penis,
we can just say "him" right,
1103
00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:41,650
and for vagina,
we can just say "her."
Yeah.
1104
00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:44,086
"He puts himself inside her,"
and that kind of thing.
1105
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:45,587
Yeah, totally.
1106
00:58:45,589 --> 00:58:46,889
That seems
like an easy way.
1107
00:58:46,891 --> 00:58:49,658
JENNY: I mean,
we're gonna have to
mix it up a little bit.
1108
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,028
She puts herself inside him.
1109
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,296
That's mixing it up?
1110
00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:55,497
Yeah.
1111
00:58:59,135 --> 00:59:02,004
It went from zero
to five. Okay.
All right.
1112
00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:04,206
So, you know,
the five is the
score to beat.
1113
00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:07,175
It's all right.
1114
00:59:09,312 --> 00:59:10,746
All right.
1115
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:13,482
Yeah. And you can
keep those ones or not.
1116
00:59:13,484 --> 00:59:14,683
I'm gonna reroll.
Okay.
1117
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,118
'Cause I'm going for threes.
Okay.
1118
00:59:17,587 --> 00:59:19,388
Look at that.
Yeah.
1119
00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:21,189
I'm going for all.
1120
00:59:27,263 --> 00:59:28,430
Are you serious?
1121
00:59:28,432 --> 00:59:29,565
Holy shit.
1122
00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:32,868
That was a one!
You could have just beat me!
1123
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,670
Are you serious?
1124
00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,972
Boom! I... That's...
1125
00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:40,475
My mind is
exploding right now.
1126
00:59:41,011 --> 00:59:46,748
Yeah. I just wanted to
get definitive proof
that this happened.
1127
00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:50,886
Pretty beautiful.
1128
00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:52,154
Yeah. Damn.
1129
00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:53,589
Pretty damn spectacular.
1130
00:59:53,591 --> 00:59:54,923
Awesome. Thank you.
1131
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,426
You're very welcome.
There's this, too.
1132
00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:00,162
Merry Christmas.
1133
01:00:03,299 --> 01:00:06,768
That is awesome.
1134
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:07,936
I didn't get you anything.
1135
01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,071
It's okay.
1136
01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:11,039
Sorry. I didn't...
1137
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:16,144
'Tis better to
give than to receive.
1138
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:20,048
I didn't want to...
I don't know what
the threshold is for...
1139
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,450
Sorry.
This is... Thank you.
1140
01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:22,784
You're welcome.
1141
01:00:24,988 --> 01:00:26,521
It's really cool.
1142
01:00:26,523 --> 01:00:27,823
Yeah?
Yeah.
1143
01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:28,890
Good.
1144
01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:32,861
I'm excited.
1145
01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:40,569
And it's in a paper bag.
1146
01:00:40,571 --> 01:00:41,970
Yes.
1147
01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:43,739
That's awesome.
1148
01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:45,107
You're... You like it?
1149
01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:47,542
I figured you'd
been writing so much,
1150
01:00:47,544 --> 01:00:49,878
so it's a good
little place to keep it.
1151
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,514
You got a me-specific...
You put thought into it.
1152
01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:55,317
It's a very fancy pen.
1153
01:00:58,254 --> 01:00:59,454
Sorry.
1154
01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:00,589
It's okay.
1155
01:01:12,301 --> 01:01:15,270
Come here. Come here.
1156
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,375
What?
Just grab it. Just grab it.
1157
01:01:20,377 --> 01:01:22,978
Just hold it. Sorry.
1158
01:01:23,913 --> 01:01:25,580
Yeah, like that.
1159
01:01:33,456 --> 01:01:35,257
Just hold it still. Just...
1160
01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:36,958
Like what?
1161
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,594
Just hold it still.
You don't need to...
1162
01:01:39,596 --> 01:01:42,364
Move it? I'm sorry.
Move it.
1163
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:44,332
I'm sorry.
Okay.
1164
01:01:53,176 --> 01:01:54,242
Harder.
1165
01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:04,186
Sorry, it's a little
too hard. Sorry.
1166
01:02:06,489 --> 01:02:08,957
That's fine. No, no.
It's a stupid thing.
1167
01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:11,760
It's a stupid thing I like.
Just, try.
1168
01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:14,796
Okay.
I just wanted to see if...
1169
01:02:14,798 --> 01:02:17,966
Just an experiment.
Just an experiment.
1170
01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:21,470
Now we learned that
that's not my thing.
That's totally fine.
1171
01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:22,938
Are you sure?
Yeah.
1172
01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,973
We can practice.
1173
01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:26,041
I'll do it better.
1174
01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:29,978
You practiced
on somebody else?
1175
01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:32,647
No. I practiced on Stanley.
1176
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:36,351
On Mister Pants.
1177
01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:41,056
I said,
"Come here, Mister Pants.
And let me pull your hair."
1178
01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:14,322
Thank you.
1179
01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:17,459
I thought we'd be done.
Is that stupid?
1180
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:19,394
With the book?
Yeah, with the book.
1181
01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:21,396
It's stupid.
1182
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,764
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1183
01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:24,599
Ten days?
1184
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:31,206
I mean, yesterday
I realized, it probably
wasn't gonna happen.
1185
01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:32,440
Yesterday?
Yes.
1186
01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:33,875
Yesterday you were like,
1187
01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:35,944
"You know what?
I think we have
a good 200 pages left.
1188
01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:39,648
"I don't think
we're gonna get it done
in 12 hours."
1189
01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:40,782
I didn't know.
1190
01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:43,952
Jenny. You're so cute.
You're so excited. I love it.
1191
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:47,422
I thought we were
gonna cram. I don't know.
1192
01:03:47,424 --> 01:03:50,425
Your crazy excitement,
where you think
1193
01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:52,160
we're gonna finish
a book in 10 days,
1194
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:54,095
has been
something that's really...
1195
01:03:54,097 --> 01:03:58,867
It's given me
a lot of vitality that
I didn't have before.
1196
01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:01,870
I wasn't feeling
excited about writing.
1197
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:04,840
I feel excited about
this 'cause it's fun.
1198
01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:07,709
I feel excited
about my other book.
1199
01:04:09,111 --> 01:04:10,679
Thank you.
1200
01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:15,250
You made me
feel stuff, too.
1201
01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:16,585
(CHUCKLES)
1202
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:18,620
I'll take it.
1203
01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:19,788
But I can't...
1204
01:04:19,790 --> 01:04:22,090
I'm gonna just...
I mean it,
1205
01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:24,059
but I'm gonna be
looking at my phone
1206
01:04:24,061 --> 01:04:25,961
instead of you
while I'm saying it,
1207
01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:29,231
and using this voice,
like, a robot voice.
But I mean it.
1208
01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,700
I think,
you know that I mean it,
1209
01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,069
but I can't...
I feel lots of things.
1210
01:04:36,005 --> 01:04:39,040
This is as emotional
as I've ever seen you.
1211
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:41,076
It's a little shiny.
What's happening?
1212
01:04:41,078 --> 01:04:43,011
No, it's not. I'm fine.
1213
01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:45,113
Jenny.
God, don't.
1214
01:04:46,249 --> 01:04:48,250
I really like you.
I like you, too.
1215
01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:49,918
I really like
hanging out with you.
1216
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,287
Yeah,
I liked hanging out
with you, whatever.
1217
01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,326
Hey, sweetie.
1218
01:04:59,328 --> 01:05:02,564
Hey. Hi.
1219
01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:05,667
How's it going?
Good, how are you doing?
1220
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:11,973
Good. Just trying
to get the last of
this Santa stuff wrapped.
1221
01:05:11,975 --> 01:05:13,708
It looks so cute.
1222
01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:15,043
Yeah? It looks all right?
1223
01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:16,311
Yeah.
1224
01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:18,346
It looks great.
Good.
1225
01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:23,518
Look at this.
It's very simple and pretty.
1226
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,020
Look, I want
to tell you that,
1227
01:05:25,022 --> 01:05:29,424
even though your
Christmas present
is officially finished,
1228
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:32,794
I'm really into
the idea of giving you
more time to write.
1229
01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:34,663
So let's figure
out a way that
1230
01:05:34,665 --> 01:05:38,934
that can become
a more regular part
of your schedule, okay?
1231
01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:44,406
Thank you.
That's really sweet.
1232
01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:45,807
I love you.
1233
01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:51,379
I love you.
I appreciate it a lot.
Like, a lot, a lot.
1234
01:05:52,715 --> 01:05:54,950
It's really sweet.
1235
01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:04,059
Give me your hand.
1236
01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:11,933
It's so cold.
1237
01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:17,639
I'm gonna take you home.
1238
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:19,641
You're gonna take me home?
Yeah.
1239
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,876
I can't.
1240
01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:24,879
Go home? With me?
No, I gotta go...
1241
01:06:24,881 --> 01:06:27,482
I mean,
I want to, but I gotta go
1242
01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:30,018
to my mom's for
Christmas tomorrow,
1243
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:31,353
so I gotta go
home and go to sleep.
1244
01:06:31,355 --> 01:06:32,620
Well, go tomorrow.
1245
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:33,788
I need my beauty sleep.
1246
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:35,623
I want to fuck you.
Come on.
1247
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:37,359
Don't say that!
1248
01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:43,665
I want to, too,
but I really gotta go home.
1249
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,134
I know.
1250
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:55,043
I can't.
I really can't. I'm sorry!
1251
01:06:55,045 --> 01:06:57,012
Are you kidding?
1252
01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:03,818
You're an idiot.
You're like...
It's unbelievable, actually.
1253
01:07:07,223 --> 01:07:09,758
Jenny!
1254
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:11,926
Jenny!
1255
01:08:32,741 --> 01:08:34,542
(ALARM BEEPING LOUDLY)
1256
01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,980
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Get up. Hey, get up.
1257
01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:40,248
I'm up. I'm up.
1258
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:41,449
Will you go in Jude's room?
1259
01:08:50,726 --> 01:08:51,926
Jenny!
1260
01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:57,565
He's okay. He's okay.
Okay, it's okay.
1261
01:08:57,567 --> 01:08:59,868
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
1262
01:09:08,110 --> 01:09:09,911
Jenny!
1263
01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:11,846
Can you fucking
wake up, please?
1264
01:09:16,118 --> 01:09:17,418
Jenny! Wake the fuck up!
1265
01:09:20,456 --> 01:09:23,591
Okay. Your fucking
sister is wasted.
1266
01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:34,269
JEFF: There's a baby
asleep in this house!
1267
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,351
Do you know what
it's like to wake up
in the middle of the night...
1268
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,921
My whole fucking
life is in this house.
Do you know that?
1269
01:09:52,923 --> 01:09:56,424
Do you know what it feels
like to wake up in the
middle of the night
1270
01:09:56,426 --> 01:09:58,893
and think that it
might be on fire?
1271
01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:00,929
And that my baby
might not be okay?
1272
01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:04,832
Dude, I burned
food by accident.
1273
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:09,304
It's smoke. It's fine.
It will go away.
1274
01:10:16,445 --> 01:10:19,847
Fuck you.
Go. I don't want your help.
Fucking go back to sleep.
1275
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:21,716
Why don't you go
pass out in the basement?
1276
01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:23,785
You fucking selfish asshole.
1277
01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:49,744
Hi.
1278
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,679
Hi. Go get
that child, please.
1279
01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:53,815
You go get that child.
1280
01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:55,216
Should we both get him?
1281
01:10:55,218 --> 01:10:56,517
Sure.
1282
01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:01,456
Oh!
1283
01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,890
JUDE: Wow!
1284
01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:05,860
Wow!
Wow! A bike!
1285
01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:09,130
Look! And a big dolphin!
1286
01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:10,198
Yes.
1287
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,433
And a present!
You can open that.
1288
01:11:13,669 --> 01:11:15,903
Wow!
1289
01:11:16,872 --> 01:11:21,976
Yeah! You want
to open this here?
1290
01:11:22,678 --> 01:11:24,345
What did you get, Jude?
1291
01:11:24,347 --> 01:11:26,848
Dada did
a really nice job.
Look at this.
1292
01:11:56,445 --> 01:11:58,212
Wow.
1293
01:12:00,349 --> 01:12:02,350
She's not coming up, huh?
1294
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:04,085
What's that?
She's not coming up?
1295
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:05,953
I guess not.
1296
01:12:05,955 --> 01:12:10,992
I mean, she'll be up
at some point, but...
Okay, last lollipop, okay?
1297
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,461
Yeah, the last one.
1298
01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,696
Should I go wake her up?
1299
01:12:15,531 --> 01:12:17,165
Is that rude?
1300
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:18,766
I mean, it's not rude.
1301
01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:20,935
She has presents, it's like,
you know...
1302
01:12:22,638 --> 01:12:25,273
I'm gonna go see.
I'm gonna go just check.
1303
01:12:26,775 --> 01:12:28,376
See what's going on.
1304
01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:36,150
Your Aunt Jenny's
in trouble, Jude.
1305
01:12:36,152 --> 01:12:38,686
You know that?
Can you say trouble?
1306
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:40,355
Trouble.
1307
01:12:40,357 --> 01:12:41,923
Trouble, yeah.
She's in trouble.
1308
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:50,131
Jenny?
1309
01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:12,820
WOMAN: ...LeonardBernstein last year.
1310
01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:14,655
MAN: You know, I must haveseen Leonard Bernstein
1311
01:13:14,657 --> 01:13:16,858
maybe 200, 300 times.
1312
01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:20,828
WOMAN: Oh! Well, listen,if you're ever outaround Minneapolis,
1313
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:24,732
you be sureand go and see it.You'll just love it, I know.
1314
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:27,301
MAN: Well, as a matterof fact, I may be headingin that direction
1315
01:13:27,303 --> 01:13:29,103
in the very,very near future.
1316
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:36,577
I can't believe
she didn't come back.
1317
01:13:38,347 --> 01:13:40,081
It's really shitty.
1318
01:13:42,050 --> 01:13:43,484
She'll be back.
1319
01:13:43,486 --> 01:13:44,852
She burned the house down...
1320
01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:48,589
Almost.
And then she didn't even
1321
01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:51,359
stick around to
apologize or see if...
1322
01:13:51,361 --> 01:13:56,631
I know. I know.
It's the behavior of an
incredibly immature person.
1323
01:13:56,633 --> 01:13:58,866
I'm sure she's
very embarrassed.
1324
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,102
She can't deal with
the embarrassment.
1325
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,236
She's 27.
1326
01:14:02,238 --> 01:14:04,405
She doesn't
want to face up to
the apology, so...
1327
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:07,208
At a certain point,
you know...
1328
01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:09,677
Trevor's 27.
1329
01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:12,713
He didn't act like
this when he was here.
1330
01:14:13,749 --> 01:14:15,917
He was like an angel.
1331
01:14:17,252 --> 01:14:19,487
I love him.
1332
01:14:19,489 --> 01:14:25,693
My family's better
than your family.
And they're really far away.
1333
01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:30,565
I love you very much.
I love your brother very much.
1334
01:14:30,567 --> 01:14:32,900
I love your sister very much.
I mean, I'm just awful.
1335
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,470
I know you do.
I'm sorry that you're
worried. She's fine.
1336
01:14:35,472 --> 01:14:37,004
I love you very much.
1337
01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:38,473
I love you, too.
1338
01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:54,422
Well, well.
1339
01:14:57,092 --> 01:14:58,326
I was hiding.
1340
01:14:58,328 --> 01:14:59,494
Yeah.
1341
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,564
I felt like you
would be hiding here.
1342
01:15:09,605 --> 01:15:10,838
I'm really sorry.
1343
01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:16,911
I'm sorry that
I freaked out so much.
1344
01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:22,216
I just got scared.
1345
01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:23,518
I know.
1346
01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:32,894
We really love you.
1347
01:15:38,433 --> 01:15:42,036
Do you want to come home
and open presents?
1348
01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:51,112
Mmm-hmm.
1349
01:15:52,948 --> 01:15:54,448
That would be good.
1350
01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:21,328
JENNY: I've heardhorny also used as...Somebody told me I was horny.
1351
01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:24,498
And, but they meantthat I made them horny.
1352
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,800
Which I was like,"That's not...
1353
01:18:25,802 --> 01:18:27,001
"You can't usethat word like that."
1354
01:18:27,003 --> 01:18:30,271
JENNY: They were like,"Yeah, no, peoplesay that, too."
1355
01:18:30,273 --> 01:18:31,338
KELLY: No, they're...
1356
01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:32,673
JENNY: They say,"You're horny,"
1357
01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:35,009
but he didn't just mean,"You seem super slutty to me."
1358
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:37,078
He was like,trying to say...
1359
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,313
CARSON: I'm angryjust from hearing that.
1360
01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:41,148
Like, I'm repulsedand angry.
1361
01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:43,384
KELLY: It's reallya gross thing tosay to somebody,
1362
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,352
and it's alsomisusing the word.
1363
01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:49,523
CARSON: Yeah, well,the word shouldn't be used,so don't say "horny" again.
1364
01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:53,861
CARSON: So then you won't...So you're lookingfor sort of a scene
1365
01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:57,098
that lets us knowthat she's sexuallyinterested in him?
1366
01:18:57,100 --> 01:19:00,167
JENNY: Right,but the scene has to start...It has to start...
1367
01:19:00,169 --> 01:19:02,803
It starts,the chapter starts with,
1368
01:19:02,805 --> 01:19:05,139
we don't know she'sdreaming and he...
1369
01:19:05,141 --> 01:19:07,041
So it just seemslike things have
1370
01:19:07,043 --> 01:19:08,976
suddenly movedvery quickly, and...
1371
01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:14,415
JENNY: He's in her room atnight and things arehappening and
1372
01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:17,251
for a little...It feels like something'sdefinitely different.
1373
01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:20,054
This...It feels really abrupt.
1374
01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:21,222
KELLY: Yeah. JENNY: But...
1375
01:19:21,224 --> 01:19:23,457
Okay, so I'm gonna
lay out what
1376
01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:25,659
I think the scenario
should probably be.
1377
01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:28,295
The sex scenario?
1378
01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:30,931
Yeah. Don't ask me
a ton of questions about it,
1379
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,500
'cause I'm gonna
feel embarrassed.
1380
01:19:32,502 --> 01:19:37,338
But I'll just say probably,
what I'd imagine
the people want
1381
01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:40,608
is she's in her bed,
1382
01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:42,910
maybe asleep on her
stomach or something.
1383
01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:45,479
He comes in,
is touching her.
1384
01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,081
She's like, "Is it him?
Is it not him?"
1385
01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:48,182
Okay.
1386
01:19:48,184 --> 01:19:50,317
She's all confused
and worked up.
1387
01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:52,052
She thinks it's him,
but she doesn't know
1388
01:19:52,054 --> 01:19:54,121
if maybe it's
some weird intruder
and she should stop him.
1389
01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:55,389
Then she turns over,
it's him. She's so excited.
1390
01:19:55,391 --> 01:19:57,124
They do it.
Whatever. She wakes up.
1391
01:19:58,593 --> 01:20:00,628
Yeah.
That was efficient.
1392
01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:02,329
CARSON: What's her name?
1393
01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:05,166
JENNY: Marion.These are kind ofplaceholder names.
1394
01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:06,534
It's not gonna be
Harry and William.
1395
01:20:06,536 --> 01:20:07,868
It's just easier
to keep track of.
1396
01:20:07,870 --> 01:20:09,003
KELLY: Yeah.
Got it.
1397
01:20:09,005 --> 01:20:10,070
Okay, if we're not...
1398
01:20:10,072 --> 01:20:12,673
If we're not
getting all women studies,
1399
01:20:12,675 --> 01:20:15,643
then can I just say,
if she gasps and we're not
1400
01:20:15,645 --> 01:20:19,146
running away from
the idea that maybe
this is an intruder and
1401
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:20,881
it's gonna all turn
out to be sexy anyway,
1402
01:20:20,883 --> 01:20:24,518
then he puts his
hand over her mouth,
'cause I like that.
1403
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:27,054
And so it's...
If we're not
running away from it,
1404
01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:29,623
then let's run
head-on into the
1405
01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:31,559
"maybe this is
not a great thing,"
1406
01:20:31,561 --> 01:20:32,626
but then it turns
out to be a great thing.
1407
01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:34,094
And then turns out
to be a dream anyway.
1408
01:20:34,096 --> 01:20:35,696
Yeah.
I think that's great,
1409
01:20:35,698 --> 01:20:38,332
'cause she...
'Cause then there's that
moment where she's like,
1410
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,900
"It's an intruder."
1411
01:20:39,902 --> 01:20:41,068
She won't say that.
1412
01:20:41,070 --> 01:20:44,438
(MIMICKING)
"It's an intruder. No."
1413
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,773
JENNY: You should
read the audio book.
1414
01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:49,410
"No. I'm so scared.
It's an intruder!"
1415
01:20:49,412 --> 01:20:52,046
CARSON: Yeah, she should.One time I was havingsex with someone,
1416
01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:53,214
I was about tohave sex with someone,
1417
01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:55,182
he left the room and I was
kind of on my stomach,
1418
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,584
and I didn't hear
him for a little while,
1419
01:20:56,586 --> 01:20:57,918
and I was like,
"He could come back
1420
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,253
"and stab me in
the back of the head."
1421
01:20:59,255 --> 01:21:02,089
It just occurred to me.
I was like, "I don't
know him that well."
1422
01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:03,390
Gross.
Aren't these
situations in which
1423
01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:05,226
people get murdered?
Someone leaves the room
to get a condom
1424
01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:07,027
and comes back
and shoots them?
1425
01:21:07,929 --> 01:21:10,931
That's a very
paranoid thought.
1426
01:21:10,933 --> 01:21:13,167
I was fine,
but by the skin of my teeth.
1427
01:21:13,169 --> 01:21:14,235
He came back.
1428
01:21:14,237 --> 01:21:16,604
JENNY: Not really.
Not really by the skin
1429
01:21:16,606 --> 01:21:17,938
of your teeth.
You were just fine.
1430
01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:19,039
Yeah. Nope.
1431
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:20,541
Almost died.
1432
01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,109
Yeah, I almost died.
That's a near-death
experience.
1433
01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:24,144
I had one.
You've gone
through some stuff.
1434
01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:26,046
I had one.
1435
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:28,782
CARSON: You smell so good.
1436
01:21:28,784 --> 01:21:30,885
We should say that
he smells so good.
1437
01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,953
He smells like
earth and whiskey.
1438
01:21:32,955 --> 01:21:34,054
That's nice.
1439
01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:35,322
Doesn't that sound nice?
1440
01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:38,826
JENNY: Or, well,wait, 'cause she's a virgin.So, like...
1441
01:21:38,828 --> 01:21:40,060
KELLY: Yeah.
1442
01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:42,830
Is it... Do we want
to be too flowery
1443
01:21:42,832 --> 01:21:44,832
about saying it
the first time?
Is there, like...
1444
01:21:44,834 --> 01:21:46,667
Is this gonna be...
Is it, is it just like...
Is she...
1445
01:21:46,669 --> 01:21:49,370
Is she gonna dream
that they fully do it?
1446
01:21:50,039 --> 01:21:53,107
I think she should
wake up before
they have intercourse.
1447
01:21:53,109 --> 01:21:54,742
I think that she
should wake up...
1448
01:21:54,744 --> 01:21:58,846
But I'm saying that
when they have intercourse,
she's a virgin,
1449
01:21:58,848 --> 01:22:02,249
so are we even getting
to that in this book?
1450
01:22:05,249 --> 01:22:09,249
Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com
106551
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese