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Hey, guys.
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Welcome to my parents'
40th anniversary party.
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I'm bored.
Let's drink.
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Wow, what a turnout.
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It's great to see
so many happy smiles,
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most of them on mouth mutant.
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Hey-o!
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But let me just say, for 40 years,
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my beautiful wife Munda
has been by my side...
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Even that year my side mutated
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into some kind of venomous radish.
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And, Morris, I fell in love
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with your honesty and humility.
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And those things never mutated.
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Mmm...
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Aw...
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Aw...
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Now, if you'll direct your attention
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to this moldy shower curtain,
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I've prepared a video tribute
to the happy couple.
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In their 40 years together,
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my parents have been through so much.
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Well, not that much, actually,
since mutants weren't allowed
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to leave the sewers until last year.
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Like anyone wants to leave
the sewer. Am I right?
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Shush, Morris.
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So, how did it all begin?
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The unlikely lovebirds met
at brown university.
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She, a brilliant
exolinguistics major,
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he, a laid-back sewer surfer
who didn't even know
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the meaning of "exolinguistics".
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I still have no idea.
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I've been telling you for 40 years,
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it's the study of alien languages.
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Why can't you listen?
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Oh, sugar lump, I hear you
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when you actually say
something important.
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But sometimes opposites attract,
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and like the fairy tale
of face mutant and butt mutant,
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the love of Munda and Morris
has grown stronger every day.
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Until I gave it up to go into
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the lucrative pot-roast-making field.
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Pot-roast-burning.
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I never got why you studied
that alien junk anyway.
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We can't even see the stars
down here in the sewer.
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Why can't you accept that?
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I did accept it... for 40 years!
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But now we're free to go up there.
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I could be in space seeing
things I've only dreamed about,
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if it weren't for you!
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Uh, okay, everybody,
thanks for coming.
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I had dreams, too!
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I was going to surf
the world's sewers,
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but I happily gave it up
for you. Happily!
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I just want a little
more out of life.
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But no, you don't want
to go into space
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because you're too afraid.
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You bet I'm afraid.
You want to go? Go!
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Get your head knocked off
by a meteorite.
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Okay, take a deep breath.
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You're having
a little lovers' quarrel,
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but I'm sure you'll work
everything...
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Divorce is final.
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Don't worry.
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I'm only going to stay with you
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until a vacancy opens
up on this floor.
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You know, the rents are
a lot more reasonable in Peru.
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Come on, Leela, let's go out.
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After 40 years,
I want to see the world.
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What the heck?
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You want to go out?
Let's really go out.
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Dance, slave, dance.
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Well, I lost two straight hands
to the borax kid.
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I don't really have
any use for these,
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but you can't have them back. Ladies.
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Imagine... me, a girl from the sewer
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meeting a man made
entirely of detergent.
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And look over there!
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It's Zapp Brannigan,
the famous space captain.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Let's look in a different
direction at something else.
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You go ahead, dear.
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I wonder what
Captain Brannigan's doing
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with those Carcarons?
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Now, regarding
this peace treaty, Admiral Chu.
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That's a napkin dispenser, sir.
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This is the universal translator.
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Whatever.
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Now, Admiral, in exchange
for your promise
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not to attack us, we will grant you
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exclusive fishing rights
in Supernova Scotia.
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Well, okay.
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Excellent.
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We'll meet aboard
my ship in one month
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to sign the treaty of table seven.
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Table seven?
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Now, watch, Kif,
as I score a diplomatic Coop
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by congratulating the Admiral
in his native tongue.
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Last time you tried that,
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the Mexican restaurant
declared war on us.
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I beg you, just use the translator.
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Kif, just trust me for once.
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I'd like to spank your sister
with a slice of bologna.
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Oops.
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It's the battle of
Paco's tacos all over again.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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What I was trained to do.
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What did you say to them?
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Eh, just that Captain Brannigan
confused the word
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for "congratulations"
with the word for
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"spank your sister with bologna."
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Nicely squawked, madam.
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Leela, you never told me
you had a mother.
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I insist you stay
for a courtesy thank-you drink.
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Mmm, good barium shots.
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Expensive, though.
We can put it on
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the corporate card,
as long as we discuss business.
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So, uh, yesterday, huh?
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That business happened, right?
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Somebody?
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I'll just pay for it.
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Well, we should get going.
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You guys see where my mom went?
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I don't know where most of her is,
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but her tongue's in Zapp's mouth.
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Mmm...
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Whoo! Nasty.
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Mom, are you okay?
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Did Zapp take advantage of you?
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Show me where he touched you
on this dried-apple doll.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Zapp's a perfect gentleman.
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And so handsome.
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Did you know he wears
a velour man-skirt?
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Mom, I hate
to break it to you,
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but Zapp's a jerk.
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The truth is...
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I once slept with him...
A few times.
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I know.
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He showed me
the commemorative painting.
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- What?!
- Look, sweetie, I get it.
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You're jealous because Zapp
likes me now and not you.
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But don't worry,
this isn't a competition.
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Although he did say
I'm a better kisser.
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I am not jealous.
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Also, yech!
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Zapp doesn't care about my mom.
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He's just doing this to get to me.
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Don't worry, Leela.
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Your mom won't see Zapp much.
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He's in space all the time.
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Guess what, honey.
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Zapp hired me
as his personal translator.
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I'll be with him all the time...
In space.
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What? But...
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I've never been so happy!
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Hang on, mom.
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I have another call.
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Thank you for coming.
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You know, without your mother,
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the sewer's a dank and dismal place.
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Dad, we need to talk.
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Mom is...
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Well, she's seeing someone else.
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Who is it, mouth mutant?
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I ought to punch him
right in his big mouth.
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And then in all his smaller mouths!
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No, no, listen.
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It's time to get on with your life.
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But she was my life.
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Aw.
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What?
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Hey, what about your lifelong dream?
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Didn't you always want to surf
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the world's greatest sewers?
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Yeah, and Fry and Bender
can go with you.
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You can teach them how to surf,
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and they can make sure you don't...
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I don't know.
Would you come, too, sweetie?
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I can't.
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I have to keep an eye on mom to
make sure she and Zapp don't...
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Yee-haw!
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You know what?
I'm going to give it a shot.
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Let's go surf the great
sewer waves of the world!
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Where have you been?
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What?
It's 2:00 in the afternoon.
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Several days later.
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Look, enough is enough.
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Zapp is a jerk.
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I insist you break up with him.
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Why can't you just let me be happy?
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After all these years, I'm
going places I've never been,
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and having sex there.
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You're too old to be happy.
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I'm not too old to enjoy
hot sex with Zapp.
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Ugh!
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Sex with Zapp!
Ew!
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Sex with Zapp!
Aah!
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Sex with Zapp!
No, no!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I don't think I
can live here anymore.
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I'll be back for my things
at 8:00 sharp.
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Sex with Zapp!
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- This one is for the E. Coli...
- Ow!
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- And this one's for the leprechaunorrhea.
- Hiddly-Dee!
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I don't care how many
diseases Fry has.
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It was worth it.
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Right on, brah!
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I feel free as a bum.
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How can you be so calm, dad?
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The woman you love is out there
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having the time of her life
with Zapp Brannigan,
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and you're not doing
anything to stop it.
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Surfing helped me chill out, honey.
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When you're down there
riding the waves,
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the wind ripening in your face,
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everything just makes sense, dude.
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You mind if I
call you dude, princess?
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Look, I don't want to put
a rat in your face-cage,
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or whatever you kids say nowadays,
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but Zapp's using mom to get to me,
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and I'm going to prove it!
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Kif, I'm bored.
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What say you go out on the wing
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and pretend you're a gremlin?
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Well, if it isn't
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my second favorite Turanga girl.
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Hi, Zapp. I was wondering
if you'd like
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to have dinner tonight
with me and my mom.
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You know, to celebrate
your genuine love for her.
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Sounds good.
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And don't forget my genuine love
for par-me-zian cheese.
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Shall we say about 7:58?
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Precisely?
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Nice to see you, Zapp.
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Well, nice to see a surprising
amount of you, too, Leela.
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Is Munda here?
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Mommy's not home, big boy.
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We both know you're just
using her to get to me.
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So let's do it... right here
by the front door at 7:59.
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Leela, does your mother know
you're using her pole?
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Come on, I'm all yours!
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Have your way with me
for the next 30 seconds.
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That would be more
than enough time...
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But I can't.
I love Munda.
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I love everything about her:
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Her laugh, her maturity,
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the cold, lifeless touch
of her tentacle on my body.
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She is one juicy calamari.
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Oh, Zapp...
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I love you, too.
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Oh, squiddums!
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I've been thinking about this
for a while, and, well...
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Here in front of your
half-naked daughter
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seems like the perfect time.
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Darling...
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Will I marry you?
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Of course, I'll marry you, Zapp.
262
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I, uh, think a motel room
might be in order.
263
00:13:47,686 --> 00:13:49,696
Leela, here's $40.
264
00:13:49,821 --> 00:13:51,097
Mom, don't do this.
265
00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:53,713
Zapp is a selfish, womanizing idiot.
266
00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:55,882
There's no need to
call me names, Leela.
267
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:57,271
Just call me...
268
00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:58,969
"Daddy."
269
00:14:06,363 --> 00:14:08,084
Mom, if you try to marry Zapp,
270
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,503
I will shove you
into a filthy nursing home
271
00:14:10,628 --> 00:14:12,738
so fast you won't know what hit you.
272
00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:15,241
Probably, it'll be a filthy nurse.
273
00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:19,044
Leela, you're my daughter
and I love you, but cram it!
274
00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:20,513
Is this a bad time?
275
00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,248
I was riding the el torito
dinner backwash,
276
00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:23,558
and I thought I'd pop in.
277
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,750
Oh, thank God you're here.
278
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,185
If we don't do something,
279
00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,438
mom's going to marry Zapp Brannigan!
280
00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:30,656
So? He seems like a nice kahuna.
281
00:14:30,781 --> 00:14:33,025
Dad, stop being so mellow.
282
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:35,320
Leela, honey, chill out.
283
00:14:35,486 --> 00:14:37,229
You got to take the good
with the gnarly.
284
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,998
Speaking of which, time for me
to shoot the ihop dessert curl.
285
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:52,244
Oh, you sure you won't come
to your mom's wedding?
286
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,506
There'll be
"chicken or fish, circle one."
287
00:14:54,672 --> 00:14:55,847
I can't.
288
00:14:55,972 --> 00:14:57,082
Not when I believe with all my heart
289
00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:58,760
that this marriage is a mistake.
290
00:14:58,926 --> 00:15:01,420
I know you're upset
that your parents broke up.
291
00:15:01,545 --> 00:15:04,516
But what if Zapp really
does make Munda happy?
292
00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:06,809
What if they're meant to be together?
293
00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,126
Fry, that's just so...
294
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:09,695
I can't even believe...
295
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,230
You are so totally...
296
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:12,631
Right.
297
00:15:12,756 --> 00:15:14,150
You're right.
298
00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:15,867
I am? Huh.
299
00:15:15,992 --> 00:15:18,947
Maybe Zapp isn't the only one
who's marriage material.
300
00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:21,866
You're getting there.
301
00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:37,223
Leela?
302
00:15:37,348 --> 00:15:38,490
You look beautiful, mom.
303
00:15:38,615 --> 00:15:40,058
Really?
304
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:43,388
I'm not showing too much
sucker for a lady my age?
305
00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:44,663
Just the right amount.
306
00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:46,164
You'll make a lovely bride.
307
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:47,809
Oh, mom...
308
00:15:47,975 --> 00:15:50,812
I'm sorry I've been
so horrible to you.
309
00:15:50,978 --> 00:15:52,971
Ah, you weren't so horrible.
310
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:55,465
Just enough to show you care.
311
00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:12,658
At ease, darling.
312
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:15,294
Honored guests...
And Kif.
313
00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:17,496
One of a captain's many superpowers
314
00:16:17,621 --> 00:16:20,299
is the ability to conduct marriage.
315
00:16:20,424 --> 00:16:23,869
So I will now join myself
in holy macaroni.
316
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:27,205
Kif, raise the ceremonial mirror.
317
00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:29,608
Zapp, you magnificent bastard,
318
00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:31,435
do you take Munda
to be your lawful...
319
00:16:33,479 --> 00:16:35,648
Alien ships approaching, sir.
320
00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:41,720
It's the Carcarons!
Oh, meatballs.
321
00:16:41,845 --> 00:16:44,449
I forgot they were coming
to sign the peace treaty today.
322
00:16:44,615 --> 00:16:47,559
Ladies and gentlemen,
my blushing translator and I
323
00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:48,994
have business to tend to.
324
00:16:49,119 --> 00:16:50,396
In the meantime,
325
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:54,125
enjoy the comic stylings
of Nixon and Agnew.
326
00:16:57,861 --> 00:16:59,505
Oh, Mr. Agnew?
327
00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:03,801
Munda, tell the Admiral
328
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,377
that by signing this peace treaty,
329
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,805
we will achieve harmony
between our worlds.
330
00:17:07,971 --> 00:17:10,182
Zapp, honey,
this is the wrong document.
331
00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:11,550
It's not a peace treaty.
332
00:17:11,675 --> 00:17:13,728
It says they're declaring war on us.
333
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:15,220
Brilliant, isn't I?
334
00:17:15,345 --> 00:17:18,324
The moment they sign,
we destroy their fleet
335
00:17:18,449 --> 00:17:22,362
in one glorious burst of
quote-unquote "self-defense."
336
00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:23,696
Up high, Mrs. Brannigan.
337
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,533
Don't leave me hanging,
Mrs. Brannigan.
338
00:17:27,699 --> 00:17:31,169
I come from the sewer,
but that is low.
339
00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:33,205
I'm not going to translate your lies.
340
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:36,375
Munda, dear, as your captain
and soon-to-be husband,
341
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,909
I gave you an order.
342
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,878
Now, let's tell these vicious lies
343
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:41,380
and get back to our sacred vows.
344
00:17:41,505 --> 00:17:43,215
There's not going to be any wedding.
345
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:44,950
I don't want your fancy ring.
346
00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:47,118
Careful! That's glass!
347
00:17:47,386 --> 00:17:48,587
Leela was right.
348
00:17:48,712 --> 00:17:50,589
You're a lousy man
and a lousy captain.
349
00:17:50,714 --> 00:17:53,726
And I'm going to tell our
Carcaron friends the truth.
350
00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:57,920
Zapp... lying sack of...
351
00:18:04,778 --> 00:18:06,271
Well, this is awkward.
352
00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,474
Our Carcaron friends declared war.
353
00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:11,443
Then, once again, my lies
have been proven true.
354
00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:16,648
We're under attack
and the wedding's off.
355
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:19,043
Kif, return fire and the cake.
356
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:20,986
Our weapons are disabled,
357
00:18:21,111 --> 00:18:22,654
and you can't return ice cream cakes!
358
00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:24,006
We're doomed!
359
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,845
Stop the wedding!
360
00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:30,680
Morris?
361
00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:32,964
I'm not giving up the love
of my life without a fight.
362
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:36,686
Do I know you?
363
00:18:36,852 --> 00:18:37,836
Dad?
364
00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:39,104
I thought you were all zen
365
00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:40,565
with mom getting remarried.
366
00:18:40,731 --> 00:18:41,807
I was at first.
367
00:18:41,932 --> 00:18:43,642
But then I conquered my inner peace.
368
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,945
If you care about something,
you've got to take action.
369
00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:49,448
Harsh, violent action!
370
00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:56,372
Kif, get us out of here.
371
00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:58,690
Navigation is out.
372
00:18:58,815 --> 00:19:00,418
We're sitting ducks.
373
00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,336
Is there an auxiliary control system?
374
00:19:02,502 --> 00:19:03,796
Yes, outside on the hull.
375
00:19:03,921 --> 00:19:06,174
But there are 20
separate control keys.
376
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,466
No one could work them well enough
377
00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:08,867
to ride out these energy waves.
378
00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,259
No one?
379
00:19:12,971 --> 00:19:14,873
It's time to hang 20!
380
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,543
Morris!
381
00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:20,111
What are you doing?
Hold on to your coconuts.
382
00:19:20,395 --> 00:19:22,815
We're going for
the ride of a lifetime!
383
00:19:28,946 --> 00:19:31,616
but I thought you were
terrified of outer space.
384
00:19:31,782 --> 00:19:33,224
I was, but then it hit me.
385
00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:35,060
If heaven's above us,
386
00:19:35,185 --> 00:19:39,521
then the whole universe
is just God's glorious sewer.
387
00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:52,143
Hang on, sweetie!
388
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,514
What do we do?
Who do we blame?
389
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:56,815
We don't blame anyone.
390
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,226
We make peace.
391
00:19:58,392 --> 00:20:00,061
One word can end this.
392
00:20:00,227 --> 00:20:01,062
Then say it.
393
00:20:01,228 --> 00:20:04,023
No, you say it.
394
00:20:22,165 --> 00:20:25,944
This actual peace treaty
is hereby enacted.
395
00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:28,464
Agnew, give it
your stamp of approval.
396
00:20:33,051 --> 00:20:34,520
What do you say, sewer plum?
397
00:20:34,645 --> 00:20:36,121
Want to give it another go?
398
00:20:36,246 --> 00:20:38,924
Well, I am still in my wedding dress.
399
00:20:39,049 --> 00:20:40,309
And we still have a cake.
400
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,894
Uh, half a cake.
401
00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:44,530
Very well.
402
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:46,107
Morris, Munda...
403
00:20:46,273 --> 00:20:48,634
I now pronounce you man and wife.
404
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:50,235
May I kiss the bride?
405
00:20:51,928 --> 00:20:54,263
Congratulations.
406
00:20:56,033 --> 00:21:04,788
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