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[SHAKING THE SPRAY CAN]
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[PAINT SPRAYING]
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Quick!
Burr's gonna... [EXPLOSION]
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SQUEAKING]
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[PANTING]
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- [GRUNTS]
- [SQUEAKS]
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Keto diet, schmeto diet!
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I'm takin' my cheat day!
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[SHRILL SQUEAK]
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This was my friend Brian.
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He was a comedy writer.
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Worked on Modern Family, or...
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Or maybe it was that other one on CBS
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that's like Modern Family, but it isn't.
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He used to ask me if I liked his show.
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I always said I did, enthusiastically,
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but... but I never saw it, not once.
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Even though Brian and I were actually...
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Were actually pretty good friends.
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I used to water his tomato plants
for him when he went on vacation.
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I lied.
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I lied because...
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[DEEP BREATH]
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Because I didn't want to be an asshole.
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- [CHEWING]
- Which made me a liar,
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and an asshole.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[BRIAN] Keto diet, schmeto diet.
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I'm takin' my cheat day.
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[BRIAN GROANS]
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- [CROW CAWING]
- [BRIAN] Keto diet, schmeto diet...
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I'm takin' my cheat...
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- [SCREAMING] ...day!
- [GASPING]
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Keto diet... [GRUNTING]
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[BRIAN GROANING]
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Diet...
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[GRUNTS]
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- Oh!
- Whoa!
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Ghoulies, mutant animals,
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tribes of psychotic teens are all
grotesque reflections of who we were.
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But we have to... burn it down,
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set off that nuke at the cereal factory
and start fresh.
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I'm gonna take you to some place nice,
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like Palm Springs or... [INHALES]
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Lake Arrowhead.
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I'm gonna take care of you.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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[BELLS SOFTLY RINGING]
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[BREATHING DEEPLY]
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To erase Glendale,
we're gonna need some help.
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Can someone set off
this conventional missile for me?
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[SIGHING]
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It's a great way to fulfill
your service hours.
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Anyone?
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- You!
- Me?
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Yeah. Grab a club.
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[BASS SOLO MUSIC PLAYING]
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Fuck!
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[GRUNTS]
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[ALL] Ahh!
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[DINGS]
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Keep your head down. Relax!
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[WHISPERING] Keep my head down.
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[GRUNTS] Damn it!
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Damn it! [SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[DINGS]
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The golf team would be really useful
right about now.
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[FIFTY-FOUR] Hit that bomb.
Don't let him down.
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It's your time to shine, Fifty-Four.
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[HUFFS]
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Okay.
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All right. Relax.
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Aah! [GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, shit!
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[EXPLOSION]
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[MILITARY MARCH PLAYING]
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[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
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- [HIGH-PITCHED RING CONTINUES]
- [INAUDIBLE VOICES]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes ♪
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♪ Goblin Flakes, for goodness sakes ♪
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♪ Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes
Gobble up your Goblin Flakes ♪
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♪ Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes ♪
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♪ Goblin Flakes, for goodness sakes ♪
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♪ Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes ♪
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[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
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[SONG CONTINUES, DISTORTED]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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I got everyone outta harm's way
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and I had earplugs for all my people.
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Safety first.
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So we can hear, but you people...
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- [BOOM]
- [INAUDIBLE VOICE]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ah, here we go. Here.
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Making pozole with mole
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makes me wanna givea culturally appropriate olé!
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Oh... Aw, damn it!
I had a whole Google slide show!
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With gifs!
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To explain that I'm taking those kids
to be my...
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cattle ranch.
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But after we leave,
I need you to detonate the nuke.
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I need you to detonate...
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Detonate...
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that nuke.
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You, that, boom!
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[WHISPERS] Me...
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[EXPLOSION SOUND]
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- Send in the crone.
- [DOOR SLAMMING]
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[WOMAN GROANING]
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[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [SCREAMS]
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- No!
- Okay. All right.
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I'll do it! I'll do that! [GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [INAUDIBLE VOICE]
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[NORMAL VOICE] You fucked her?
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[BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ENERGETIC WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC ENDS]
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["CONGRATULATIONS" PLAYING]
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♪ Is that seat taken? ♪
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♪ Congratulations ♪
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♪ Would you like to take a walk with me? ♪
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♪ My mind it kind of goes fast ♪
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♪ I'll try to slow it down for you ♪
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♪ I think I'd love to take a drive
I want to give you something ♪
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♪ I've been wanting to give to you
for years ♪
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♪ I came to see
the light in my best friend ♪
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♪ You seemed as happy as you'd ever been ♪
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♪ My chance of being open was broken
And now you're Mrs. Him. ♪
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♪ My words, they don't come out right ♪
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♪ But I'll try to say I'm happy for you ♪
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♪ I think I'm going to take that drive ♪
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♪ I want to give you something ♪
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♪ I've been wanting to give to you
for years ♪
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♪ My heart ♪
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♪ My heart, my pain won't cover up ♪
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♪ You left me, uh huh huh huh ♪
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- ♪ My heart ♪
- ♪ My heart won't take this cover up ♪
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♪ You left me, uh huh huh huh ♪
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♪ And I can't change this ♪
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♪ I can never take it back ♪
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♪ But now I can't change your mind ♪
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♪ You left me, uh huh huh huh ♪
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♪ And I can't take this ♪
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♪ I can never take this back ♪
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♪ But now I can't change your mind ♪
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♪ Can't change your mind ♪
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- ♪ You left me, uh huh huh huh ♪
- ♪ Can't change your mind ♪
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[WATER TRICKLES]
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[INAUDIBLE VOICES]
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[WHISPERS] Hungry.
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[PANTING]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[SIGHS]
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[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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[ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INAUDIBLE VOICES]
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[EXHILARATING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC RESUMES]
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[GUNS CLICK]
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[FAST TICKING]
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[SOFTLY] I...
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love you.
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[BOOM]
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[BOOM]
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[WESLEY] I heard that!
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I heard that.
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I think my hearing's back.
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You knew it was confetti?
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- [JOSH] Hey, Wes! Wesley!
- [GATE CREAKING]
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You guys okay?
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Wesley,
I... [SIGHS] I'm really sorry.
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We're good.
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All good?
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[SIGHS] All good.
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[JOSH] Alright.
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Hm.
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He's all good, too.
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Cool.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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[CHUCKLES] No way!
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My Official Hamilton The Musical
Replica Confetti Pistols!
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Did you see my Starlight Express
roller skates signed by Lloyd Webber?
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Yeah!
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Dope.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[MENACING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHIRRING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[REMOTE CONTROL CAR REVVING]
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- [JOCK 1] Come on! Over here! Yo!
- [JOCK 2] Yeah!
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[CAMERA ZOOMING]
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[JOSH] Okay, Burr has Angelica,
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an army of Jocks, and a big nuke.
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What's your plan?
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[GRUNTS]
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[JOCK ON TV] Is there anythingwe can't do?
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Go, team!
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- Principal Burr!
- [CHANTING] Burr!
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[JOCK ON TV] You got it, Principal Burr.
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[BURR] Lake Arrowhead, here we come!
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[ALL CHANTING ON TV] Burr! Burr! Burr!
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[GRUNTING]
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Kids need the strongest leader.
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Turbo isn't that anymore.
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Hm.
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[SCOFFS] No, no, no, no, no, no! I...
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I can't make a plan.
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I'm not a leader! I'm just...
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I'm just Josh!
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- I'll be your friend!
- [CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [SHOUTS]
- No!
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- [BEAR] I love you!
- Aww!
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What's your name?
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Guys, look!
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Sorry! Sorry!
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- Thought it was cute.
- [MUSIC STOPS]
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My bad. Too soon.
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I wanna apologize for running away.
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We came back to help you fight.
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And...
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we're not the only ones.
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[INAUDIBLE VOICES]
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["ONCE IN MY LIFE" PLAYING]
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[SAM] Do you have a plan, Josh?
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[TERRY LAUGHS]Well, fuck you, loser!
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, shit! My sword!
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[INAUDIBLE]
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♪ Could just something go...
Could just something go right? ♪
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[ANGELICA] Those are just kids out there.
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The only way we're gonna find answers
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and survive is if we stay together!
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- [ELY] He's kicking us out?
- I'm sorry!
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Don't be a savage! You're above that!
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Your skills, Angelica's brains,
my swords?
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Ain't nothing we can't do together!
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♪ Oh, for once in my
Oh, for once in my life ♪
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♪ Could just something go right? ♪
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- [JOSH] Sam, where are you?
- [SAM] I can't see! I'm bleeding!
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ I've been waiting all my life ♪
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♪ All my life ♪
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Let's save the world!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[TRUCK BEEPING]
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[INSTRUMENTS SOUNDING]
259
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,335
[LIFT GATE WHIRRING]
260
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:05,459
[JOSH] All right!
261
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,880
Let's hop in!
262
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,508
Come on!
263
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,142
Hi! What the shit?
264
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,599
I'm relatively confident
this is gonna end well.
265
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,684
Fighting Baron Triumph
266
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,232
with the surviving members
of the JV marching band?
267
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,811
Come on, they don't have
to be any good, just loud!
268
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,404
Yeah, see?
269
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,113
Yeah, there we go!
270
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:33,784
- Yes, that makes total sense. Thank you.
- [INSTRUMENTS WARMING UP]
271
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,079
[INSTRUMENTS STOP]
272
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,174
[PLAYING CACOPHONOUS TUNE]
273
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,927
Okay! Louder!
274
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,068
♪ Goodness sakes ♪
275
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,490
- Fuck! Josh!
- Yes!
276
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,322
♪ Goblin Flakes ♪
277
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,871
- Keep playing! Keep playing!
- ♪ Goodness sakes ♪
278
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,661
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
279
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,418
- [JOCK 1] Over here, man!
- [JOCK 2] Dude! There you go!
280
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,419
[SIGHS]
281
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,711
This is literally Chinese to me!
282
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:33,684
- [JOCK 1] Keep it up! Whoa!
- [JOCK 2] Yeah!
283
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,178
[ENGINE REVVING]
284
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,149
[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
285
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,369
Hey, Josh!
286
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,041
Josh?
287
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,875
[JOCK] Fall in!
288
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,890
Desperta ferro!
289
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,101
Guys. Guys, come on.
290
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,318
Desperta ferro!
291
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,648
Awaken the iron!
292
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,487
It's Catalan, a medieval war cry?
293
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,949
Desperta ferro!
294
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,321
No?
295
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,032
What about...
296
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,906
- hike!
- [ALL SHOUTING]
297
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,788
Go, you jackasses.
298
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,962
- Is this your plan?
- We need an army to fight the Jocks.
299
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,460
I got us an army.
300
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,925
[GHOULIES GROWLING, SNARLING]
301
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,387
[SIGHS]
302
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,524
[ALL SCREAMING]
303
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:16,356
[SCREAMS]
304
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,565
[SCREAMING]
305
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:30,916
[JOSH] Come on!
306
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,051
[JOCK] Die, you fucker!
307
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,724
Angelica!
308
00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:51,693
You came for me!
309
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,112
- Come on, we have to go.
- We can't! The nuke is armed!
310
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,325
Get out there! Get out there!
Don't let anybody in!
311
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,449
Go! Go, go, go. Go!
312
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,712
Out. Get out!
313
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,252
[JOCK] Let's go! Come on, let's go!
314
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,177
Fuck!
315
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:33,935
Mm-hmm.
316
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:39,359
[GRUNTING]
317
00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:42,199
[ANGELICA] The instruction manual
is in Mandarin.
318
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,620
Do you see anything
that says "ramjet to turbo fan"
319
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,540
or "anti-material pathogen"?
320
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,369
[KJ] Okay. This says um...
"Made in Russia."
321
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,245
This says, "Biological Agent."
322
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:55,252
So, Russia and China teamed up
to make America the Ghoulie fool?
323
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,375
No, it's the same all around the world.
We don't know who did what.
324
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,383
No! We know it's the adults' fault!
325
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,089
I mean, listen to them!
326
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,350
I wanna get solar panels,
but I'mma wait until the price drops.
327
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,300
[GROANS]
328
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,927
I have to stay under my mileage
for the lease!
329
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,305
[GRUNTS]
330
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:13,943
It's dark out. No one will see if I don't
pick up the dog's poop. [GRUNTS]
331
00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:20,146
ADULTS HAD ONE STUPID JOB:
332
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:22,491
to teach us how to be good people.
333
00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:26,320
But adults are
the most selfish assholes of all!
334
00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:27,657
And the worst part is
335
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,832
we don't get our chance to grow up
336
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,161
and fuck up the world ourselves!
337
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:33,712
Fuck you!
338
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,540
Hey... Okay. Then, we'll just unfuck it.
339
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:41,674
Angelica, you are a Mensa-level genius
with flexible morality.
340
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,343
And I need you.
341
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,265
Okay?
342
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:54,943
I need help.
343
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,770
There's a biological weapon
on this nuke!
344
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:58,936
I don't know what it is.
345
00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:00,605
Ms. Crumble does.
346
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:02,608
I need her.
347
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,276
Well, where is she?
348
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,831
In there. With the other kids.
349
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,910
[ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYING]
350
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,098
["I DOVREGUBBENS HALL" PLAYING]
351
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,637
[INDISTINCT MOANING]
352
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,533
[SAM] I'm gonna get them out.
353
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,536
[GRUNTING]
354
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,075
- [SAM YELLS]
- [GRUNTS]
355
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,877
Josh! Get Ms. Crumble quick!
356
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,240
[SAM] Triumph is gonna kill you!
357
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,799
He's my responsibility!
I let him out of the cage!
358
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:05,971
[JOCK YELPS]
359
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,589
Angelica needs Ms. Crumble!
360
00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:09,585
If you can't get her, we're all gonna die!
361
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,220
[DOOR CREAKS]
362
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:27,605
[DOOR CREAKS]
363
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,239
[SOFTLY] Shit.
364
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,384
- [CRUMBLE] Hyah!
- [JOSH GRUNTS]
365
00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:33,788
[MONA] Get him, Crumble!
366
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,908
- Crumble! We need your help!
- Stop! Stop, stop! Stop!
367
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,543
We got the wrong asshole.
368
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,833
This is just Josh.
369
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,036
- Josh Wheeler?
- Yeah. Yeah.
370
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,169
- Present.
- [SIGHS]
371
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:45,763
[ALL GRUNTING]
372
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,480
[BEEPS]
373
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:06,154
[ALARM BLARING]
374
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:08,823
[JOCKS GRUNTING]
375
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,034
[BOTH GRUNTING]
376
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,746
[BOTH GRUNTING]
377
00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:37,345
- [YELLS]
- [GRUNTS]
378
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,694
- [GRUNTS]
- [GROANS]
379
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,522
[YELLS]
380
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,108
[GRUNTS]
381
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,276
- [SAM YELLS]
- [GRUNTS]
382
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,159
[GROANS]
383
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,915
- [HELMET DROPS]
- [SIGHS]
384
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:05,879
Sam. Sam, I want you to know something.
385
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,343
I thought your viral video was just...
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
386
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,052
It was just fucking awful.
387
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,140
Such a thirst trap.
388
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,507
A very obvious cry for attention.
389
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,305
You have some very serious
emotional problems.
390
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,390
[JOSH YELLS]
391
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,349
[CHOKING]
392
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:30,778
- [GRUNTS]
- [COUGHS]
393
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,322
[PANTING] Josh?
394
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,413
[JOSH] Come on, come on!
395
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:43,504
[GROANS, CHOKES]
396
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,979
Get up! We know you can't be stabbed!
397
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:06,267
I saw you, remember?
The whole axe thing?
398
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,823
Ah... Aw, come on!
399
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,070
[COUGHS] I wanted you to be all confident.
400
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,363
Teenage lovers reunited
401
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,276
after banishing the monster.
402
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,407
You walk off together,
403
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:22,497
then slowly, I get up behind you
404
00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,038
and say something like...
405
00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:26,327
"Where's your hall pass, kids?"
406
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:27,961
That's kinda lame.
407
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,502
[CHUCKLING] Well, it's a work in progress.
408
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,918
Why'd you stab me
if you knew I wasn't gonna die? [COUGHS]
409
00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,847
It wasn't the sword
that was meant to kill you.
410
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:39,394
It's what's on it.
411
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:40,971
Peanut butter?
412
00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,023
Extra crunchy.
413
00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:47,564
How did you know that I have an allergy?
414
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,015
You told me so yourself.
415
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,782
This is a nut-free campus.
I'm sorry that I wasn't clear about that.
416
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,242
Nothing you ever did was about us.
417
00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:57,409
It was always all about you.
418
00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,738
[BURR] REMEMBER: serious allergies
don't only affect your fellow students,
419
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,985
but staff as well.
420
00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:04,036
You never know who might be susceptible.
421
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,500
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
422
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,330
But the Hoyle-Some Cereal Factory
is nut-free.
423
00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:09,464
[BURR GRUNTS]
424
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,342
That's why you holed up in here.
425
00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:13,252
I really... [GASPS]
426
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,210
I really wanted to help.
427
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:17,967
I was... [BREATHING HEAVILY]
428
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,804
I was trying to prevent you...
429
00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:21,599
[GASPS, GROANS]
430
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,024
From experiencing the pain...
431
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,101
that's to come.
432
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:27,976
[CHOKING]
433
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,363
[INHALES DEEPLY]
434
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,360
[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
435
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,197
[BURR GRUNTING]
436
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:42,991
Whoa!
437
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,166
- [GROANING]
- Fuck...
438
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:53,835
[SCREAMS]
439
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,250
[ALL GASP]
440
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:58,418
[GRUNTS, PANTING] Ooh!
441
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,051
Ew!
442
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:03,643
Ooh! Easy! Easy, boy! Easy, boy!
443
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,057
Whoa, whoa!
444
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,600
Easy. Easy, easy.
445
00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:14,265
What the fuck is that?
446
00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:16,647
You're so busy fighting each other,
447
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,742
you haven't seen the real threat coming.
448
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,240
Right, Ms. Crumble?
449
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,659
I want to help kids,
450
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,493
not eat them.
451
00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,664
You're all alone, Principal Burr.
452
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:31,748
Hey, Josh...
453
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:33,833
fuck you.
454
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,128
[LAUGHING]
455
00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,174
[GRUNTS]
456
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,099
[GROANS]
457
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,681
That's why you don't fuck
with those nut allergies!
458
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,600
- [BOY] I got this one!
- [GIRL] Yeah!
459
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,976
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
460
00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,324
[ALL SHOUT]
461
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,202
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
462
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,277
- Hey, guys!
- [MICHAEL] Hi, Sam!
463
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,831
- Nice jacket!
- Thank you, Michael!
464
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,410
Okay, so, if we could all just... relax.
465
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,294
Principal Burr is dead.
466
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,336
- But we need to get Ms. Crumble here...
- Hi!
467
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,459
Up there to disarm that nuke...
468
00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:19,761
[SIGHS]
469
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,129
And save everyone.
470
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,431
Good?
471
00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:24,839
[MICHAEL] You got it, Sam!
472
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,973
Thank you! Cooperative!
473
00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:28,144
[BEEPING]
474
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:35,899
It's a plasmid that transmits DNA
and resequences genes.
475
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:39,941
- Okay. Crazy talk or teacher talk?
- [ANGELICA] This is for reals!
476
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,316
The plasmid
and the radiation made Ghoulies.
477
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:44,945
This missile... made me me.
478
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,031
- Disable the nuke.
- I can't!
479
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,366
I've been trying, but the bioweapon
and the nuke are coupled.
480
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:53,043
If I deactivate one,
the other will explode.
481
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:54,622
[KEYBOARD TYPING]
482
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:58,211
The way of the samurai is death,
but I'm still finna get my Emily Blunt on
483
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,422
before I kiss the infinite.
484
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:00,633
What? No!
485
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,553
- Put that out!
- [LIGHTER CLATTERS]
486
00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,011
We're on a rocket!
487
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,222
We're on a rocket.
488
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,471
We're on a phallic symbol
489
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:15,234
filled with fuel, designed by men
who wanted to fuck the world!
490
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,610
I got it! Just move. I got it!
491
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:20,523
Okay.
492
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,071
- [GASPS] We can fire the missile!
- Yeah!
493
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,735
[MS. CRUMBLE] Yeah! We can fire it!
494
00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:31,043
And with the fuel left,
it can reach the mesosphere.
495
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:33,698
And hopefully, we'll be fine!
496
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,078
[CHUCKLING IN RELIEF]
497
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,124
- Okay. Do it!
- But...
498
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,918
But what?
499
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,165
It can only be launched manually...
500
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,433
from right here.
501
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,470
[MUTTERING]
502
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,472
[SIGHS]
503
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,224
I'll do it.
504
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,019
What? No, you'll die!
505
00:39:57,103 --> 00:40:01,023
You'll be incinerated in 5,000 degrees
of liquid hydrogen hell.
506
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,977
Silly, I will turn myself into a mist.
507
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,358
Huh? Huh?
508
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,580
No! You can't do that!
You're not able to! Okay?
509
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,229
Come on. We have to go
and find shelter before it goes off.
510
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:16,286
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
511
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,050
Come on.
512
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,094
[SOFTLY] Come on.
513
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,138
Come on.
514
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,349
Go.
515
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,394
[JOSH] Angelica!
516
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:40,767
[GASPS]
517
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,225
["IN ANOTHER LIFE" PLAYING]
518
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:45,404
No! I'm not leaving you here!
I'm staying with you!
519
00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,398
♪ In another life we are complete ♪
520
00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,447
[CRYING] I won't! I won't!
521
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:53,491
♪ Every night we sing by fires ♪
522
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,504
- [CRUMBLE] It's gonna be okay.
- No, I won't! No!
523
00:40:56,954 --> 00:41:01,254
♪ And every morning tell each other
Of our dreams ♪
524
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:07,473
♪ In another life you never stray ♪
525
00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:13,801
♪ In another life I never leave ♪
526
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:19,017
♪ In another life we all get paid ♪
527
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,353
[JOSH] Let's go!
528
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:21,895
Get to the trucks!
529
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:26,229
♪ Would it be enough for you to believe? ♪
530
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:45,086
♪ In another life we go unnoticed ♪
531
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:51,092
♪ Running naked through the streets ♪
532
00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:57,521
♪ In another life, you'll catching roses ♪
533
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,308
[RUMBLING]
534
00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:03,481
♪ From all the people that keep falling
At your feet ♪
535
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:09,527
♪ In another life, we are eternal ♪
536
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:15,822
♪ Wear no shoes upon our feet ♪
537
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:22,121
♪ In another life, you're just
a little girl ♪
538
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:28,172
♪ Who never has to know
What she believes ♪
539
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:35,260
♪ In another life
In another life ♪
540
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:41,138
♪ In another life,
We are our mothers' reveries ♪
541
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,769
[EXPLOSION]
542
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:47,151
♪ In another life
In another life ♪
543
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:53,784
♪ In another life
The only words are you and me ♪
544
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,204
♪ But we'll never cross the table ♪
545
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:04,037
♪ Static voices in an empty room ♪
546
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,415
♪ Sad, sad silence over a cable ♪
547
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:10,551
♪ Honey, I'll be coming home soon ♪
548
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,798
♪ We're at the edge of something so high ♪
549
00:43:13,882 --> 00:43:16,552
♪ If we jump together,
do you think we could fly? ♪
550
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:19,974
♪ But who are we the ones to tell ♪
551
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:24,685
♪ Whether this is heaven or hell... ♪
552
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:32,525
I'm sorry.
553
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,198
♪ Ooh, in another life ♪
554
00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:40,083
♪ In another life ♪
555
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,369
What are we looking at?
556
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,540
- [GASPS]
- [MS. CRUMBLE] Hey, whoa! Hey!
557
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,624
Okay.
558
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,075
I told you.
559
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,336
What are you?
560
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,382
I don't know.
561
00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:00,392
But aren't we gonna have fun
figuring it out together?
562
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,138
[CHUCKLES]
563
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,348
Yeah!
564
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,600
[MS. CRUMBLE CHUCKLES]
565
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,060
[ALL CHEERING]
566
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,436
Stop playing. Go get her, man.
567
00:44:16,528 --> 00:44:17,738
Yeah. Okay.
568
00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:19,781
Sam!
569
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:21,486
- Sam!
- Hey!
570
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,405
- We did it!
- We did it!
571
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,995
We're alive! [CHUCKLES]
572
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,418
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
573
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,590
Hey, let's go to the mall.
574
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,260
Yeah, I got a spot for us
in the furniture store.
575
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,799
It looks like a craftsman home
in Montrose.
576
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,014
It can be our little "Happily Ever After."
577
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:45,765
No.
578
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:49,477
No?
579
00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,148
Yeah, no.
580
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:53,606
But I love you.
581
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,650
No, you don't!
582
00:44:56,735 --> 00:45:00,695
You love this antiquated notion
that I'm a damsel needing to be rescued,
583
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,951
but... that's not my story.
584
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,492
But you left me a note to find you.
585
00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:08,747
Six months in the apocalypse,
and you haven't changed a bit.
586
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,581
Still so very earnest.
587
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:11,826
I fought and struggled,
588
00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,037
and I even lost a finger
to try to get to you!
589
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:16,088
And yet you still don't know me!
590
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,474
I mean, I hate craftsman homes!
591
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:23,099
Okay. What about a mid-century modern?
592
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:26,848
I'll always be thankful to you, Josh.
593
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,562
When you posted that video,
you showed me who I could be.
594
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,023
[FIRE CRACKLING]
595
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,443
And who are you?
596
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,191
[WIND HOWLING]
597
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:36,816
I'm Sam Dean.
598
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,243
["IN COLD BLOOD" PLAYING]
599
00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:46,543
This is my life now.
600
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:50,661
These are my people,
and they need a leader.
601
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,250
They need me.
602
00:45:56,837 --> 00:46:00,167
The apocalypse wasn't the best thing
to happen to you, Josh.
603
00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:04,092
♪ Heard it now on the radio ♪
604
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:08,184
It was the best thing to happen to me.
605
00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:12,265
♪ My pool summer, summer pool
Summer vibe scare ♪
606
00:46:12,978 --> 00:46:14,518
♪ In cold blood ♪
607
00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:16,814
Follow me.
608
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,726
[CROWD] Hoo, hoo, ha!
609
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,290
♪ Lalalalalala ♪
610
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,263
♪ Lalalalalala ♪
611
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,220
♪ Lalalalalalala ♪
612
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:58,772
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
612
00:46:59,305 --> 00:47:05,669
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