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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,508 --> 00:00:35,043 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 2 00:02:28,445 --> 00:02:29,528 Hey. 3 00:02:29,612 --> 00:02:33,112 What the hell are you doing? 4 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,235 I was hungry. Taste. 5 00:02:39,523 --> 00:02:40,825 Mmm. 6 00:02:44,795 --> 00:02:46,745 Mmm. 7 00:02:46,829 --> 00:02:48,748 - Carbonara. - Mm-hmm. 8 00:02:48,832 --> 00:02:51,252 You don't have to tell me. 9 00:02:51,336 --> 00:02:52,986 So good. 10 00:03:16,184 --> 00:03:18,296 So... 11 00:03:20,516 --> 00:03:24,354 ...can we talk about the man that was in your bed? 12 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:27,172 Mom, what is the big deal? 13 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:29,554 Jason sleeps over all the time. 14 00:03:29,638 --> 00:03:30,790 Not the same. 15 00:03:30,874 --> 00:03:32,710 This kid was old. 16 00:03:32,794 --> 00:03:34,189 Don't treat me like a baby. 17 00:03:34,273 --> 00:03:37,327 You can't stop me from having agency over myself. 18 00:03:37,411 --> 00:03:40,867 I know you think I'm an idiot, but I swear to you 19 00:03:40,951 --> 00:03:44,398 that I know more about boys and men than you do right now. 20 00:03:44,482 --> 00:03:46,838 Says the woman who hasn't had a single successful relationship 21 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,185 during my entire lifetime. 22 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,008 Mm. I'm okay with that. 23 00:03:52,006 --> 00:03:54,295 Mom, I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm trying to help you. 24 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:57,123 So can we please talk about the Hinge profile that I made you? 25 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:01,366 We need to... 26 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:04,327 have the talk. 27 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:05,746 Okay? 28 00:04:06,382 --> 00:04:07,456 A discussion... 29 00:04:08,106 --> 00:04:09,272 about this. 30 00:04:09,356 --> 00:04:11,835 About the boy in your bed. 31 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:14,805 It doesn't have to be today, but... 32 00:04:15,846 --> 00:04:17,334 we're gonna have a talk. 33 00:04:17,418 --> 00:04:18,850 You and I need to have a... 34 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:20,840 a discussion. 35 00:04:20,924 --> 00:04:22,126 O-Okay? 36 00:04:24,934 --> 00:04:26,871 - Okay. - Okay. 37 00:04:29,281 --> 00:04:33,571 Mom, in a few years, my sisters and I will all have moved out, 38 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:36,855 and you'll just be dating Gran, so we need to find you a man 39 00:04:36,939 --> 00:04:38,691 who's responsible enough to take care of you 40 00:04:38,775 --> 00:04:40,826 if you break a hip or something, 41 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:44,516 but still immature enough with you to play pranks. 42 00:04:45,149 --> 00:04:46,185 God. 43 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:50,720 Just make sure he has a job and nice teeth. 44 00:04:52,034 --> 00:04:53,837 Got me. 45 00:04:57,494 --> 00:04:59,597 Mmm. 46 00:05:06,836 --> 00:05:09,454 Mmm. Mmm. 47 00:05:09,538 --> 00:05:10,889 When we're married, 48 00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:13,479 I want you to make this for me once a week. 49 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,562 Oh, I'm never getting married again. 50 00:05:15,646 --> 00:05:17,115 I don't believe in marriage. 51 00:05:18,247 --> 00:05:20,049 Neither do I. 52 00:05:25,922 --> 00:05:27,196 Jesus! 53 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,889 Lock the doors. Shelter in place. 54 00:05:28,973 --> 00:05:30,163 Oh, my God. Nan! 55 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,872 I called the police about the helicopters. 56 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,305 There's a robbery suspect running around the hills. 57 00:05:34,389 --> 00:05:35,814 You gave me a heart attack, Phil. 58 00:05:35,898 --> 00:05:37,716 Oh. How lovely. 59 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,468 Is this a late-night bite or an early morning biadh maidne? 60 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:42,788 Her nibs made it. 61 00:05:42,872 --> 00:05:44,189 I want to put some of this chili... 62 00:05:44,273 --> 00:05:46,103 - Can you do this for me? - Yeah. 63 00:05:46,187 --> 00:05:47,893 Aw, I'm so sorry you've got that. 64 00:05:47,977 --> 00:05:51,163 - It's fine. - My mother had bad hands, too. 65 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:53,310 Blame her. Oh, and me, I suppose. 66 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,802 If I ever get the impulse to just strike up conversation 67 00:05:55,886 --> 00:05:57,769 with complete strangers everywhere I go, 68 00:05:57,853 --> 00:06:00,403 I will 100% hold it against you, Sam. 69 00:06:00,847 --> 00:06:03,920 Great. Now I have something else to be anxious about. 70 00:06:05,247 --> 00:06:07,200 - Mom. - Hmm? 71 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,168 - Aside from now... - Mm-hmm. 72 00:06:09,252 --> 00:06:10,917 Do you ever get anxiety? 73 00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:12,918 What's the point of that? 74 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:16,555 That must come from the Jewish side of your family. 75 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:18,590 Anxiety? Useless emotion. 76 00:06:18,674 --> 00:06:21,509 It's a good thing we took that DNA test, because sometimes 77 00:06:21,593 --> 00:06:23,528 I really doubt we're related. 78 00:06:23,997 --> 00:06:27,028 Oh, we most certainly are. 79 00:06:29,064 --> 00:06:31,937 After your brother ripped me wide open 80 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:34,223 with his ridiculously large head, 81 00:06:34,307 --> 00:06:37,379 I simply refused to have an episiotomy with you. 82 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:39,781 Well, good thing I probably slipped right out, 83 00:06:39,865 --> 00:06:41,676 because... tiny, 84 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,249 and you being primed and all. 85 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,003 No. We had to break your collarbone to get you out. 86 00:06:46,087 --> 00:06:48,004 You screamed bloody murder. 87 00:06:49,794 --> 00:06:51,872 Well, if you think about it, Sam, 88 00:06:51,956 --> 00:06:53,792 it was either your collarbone or her vagina. 89 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:55,999 Kind of like Sophie's Choice but with body parts. 90 00:06:56,782 --> 00:06:58,266 Jesus. 91 00:07:02,425 --> 00:07:06,172 I just want to say, if you take any nudes of yourself, 92 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:08,674 they will last forever on the Interwebs. 93 00:07:08,758 --> 00:07:10,910 So best not to take them. 94 00:07:10,994 --> 00:07:13,431 And it becomes everyone else's property. 95 00:07:13,515 --> 00:07:16,729 Although... I had an extremely beautiful body 96 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:18,651 when I was young, so it doesn't matter much to me. 97 00:07:18,735 --> 00:07:21,521 And see here? I don't have a dowager's hump. 98 00:07:21,605 --> 00:07:23,054 My sister has one. 99 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,723 And you're getting one. 100 00:07:24,807 --> 00:07:25,925 See there? 101 00:07:26,009 --> 00:07:27,660 Jesus! I am? 102 00:07:27,744 --> 00:07:29,761 Well, sit up straight. I've told you. 103 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:32,198 God, I feel it. 104 00:07:34,217 --> 00:07:36,735 Okay, back on track. 105 00:07:36,819 --> 00:07:38,310 - Phil. - What? 106 00:07:38,394 --> 00:07:40,377 What if your brain starts becoming 107 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:43,724 like sand through a sifter and I don't know enough things? 108 00:07:43,808 --> 00:07:46,011 - Like what? - Like anything. 109 00:07:46,095 --> 00:07:48,825 Like, do you have something hidden anywhere? 110 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:50,740 Did you ever keep a journal? 111 00:07:50,824 --> 00:07:53,073 Any kind of secrets that you need to tell me? 112 00:07:53,157 --> 00:07:54,412 Anything practical? 113 00:07:54,496 --> 00:07:57,689 Well, Frankie and Duke have my PIN numbers, 114 00:07:57,773 --> 00:08:01,517 my cash, my passwords, the key to my safe-deposit box. 115 00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:03,318 What? They do? 116 00:08:03,402 --> 00:08:06,875 And if my brain becomes like sand through a sifter, 117 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:09,701 then take me out the back, shoot me straightaway, 118 00:08:09,785 --> 00:08:12,540 burn me, and then sprinkle my ashes 119 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:14,739 across the seven corners of the seven seas. 120 00:08:14,823 --> 00:08:16,368 That sounds easy. 121 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,669 Also, your father might not be your father. 122 00:08:19,053 --> 00:08:21,864 But we'll know that from the DNA test, won't we? 123 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:24,783 Cut. 124 00:08:31,874 --> 00:08:33,792 It's special here, isn't it? 125 00:08:33,876 --> 00:08:35,860 None of those mall sheep. 126 00:08:35,944 --> 00:08:38,630 And, of course, we've always got good product, 127 00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:40,999 'cause the Jews give back to themselves. 128 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,068 Of course, it's high-end stuff. 129 00:08:43,152 --> 00:08:45,638 I just come here on Tuesdays and Thursdays 130 00:08:45,722 --> 00:08:49,674 to give my son's wife a break from me. 131 00:08:49,758 --> 00:08:51,032 Uh-oh. 132 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,778 There's that man again. 133 00:08:52,862 --> 00:08:54,212 Better watch him. 134 00:08:54,296 --> 00:08:55,732 I'll handle it. 135 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:00,272 How might I be able to help you? 136 00:09:00,729 --> 00:09:02,888 You should get rid of every movie made recently. 137 00:09:02,972 --> 00:09:04,490 They're all garbage. 138 00:09:04,574 --> 00:09:06,398 Well, you're entitled to your opinion. 139 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:07,516 It's a free country. 140 00:09:08,444 --> 00:09:10,262 Arguable. 141 00:09:10,346 --> 00:09:12,197 You say a buck apiece? 142 00:09:12,281 --> 00:09:14,200 I'm not paying more than 50 cents 143 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:18,306 for anything made after 1979, 'cause they're all crap. 144 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,381 The prices are as marked, 145 00:09:20,465 --> 00:09:21,974 but if your budget won't stretch, 146 00:09:22,058 --> 00:09:24,453 I'd be happy to cover the difference, because... 147 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:28,047 I happen to have a very famous, 148 00:09:28,131 --> 00:09:31,683 extremely wealthy daughter who takes care of me. 149 00:09:32,422 --> 00:09:33,640 Who's your daughter? 150 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,601 Cate Blanchett. 151 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,498 All right, let me give you a card. 152 00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:45,230 Oh. Oh. Take a couple. 153 00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:47,233 Thank you. 154 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,775 - "Marty Mandelbaum." - Morty. 155 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:52,038 - Morty. Sorry. - Yeah. Yeah, I'm SAG. 156 00:09:52,585 --> 00:09:53,865 Oh, interesting. 157 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:57,976 I'll give this to my daughter... if I don't use it myself. 158 00:10:03,219 --> 00:10:04,813 - See this? - Mm-hmm. 159 00:10:05,964 --> 00:10:07,257 They cut me out of it. 160 00:10:08,163 --> 00:10:09,284 Oh. 161 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:21,624 Okay, everyone, ten minutes till closing. 162 00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:25,738 ♪ Dancing on the beach ♪ 163 00:10:25,822 --> 00:10:28,840 ♪ Needs the moon above... ♪ 164 00:10:28,924 --> 00:10:31,076 Excuse me. 165 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,145 Ah, I see you found lots of bargains. 166 00:10:34,229 --> 00:10:36,334 Well, I like to put my money where my mouth is. 167 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,183 ♪ Never feeling blue ♪ 168 00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:42,053 ♪ While dancing on the beach with you... ♪ 169 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,056 Oh. Well, I don't remember 170 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,392 these being half off. 171 00:10:46,476 --> 00:10:48,266 Hmm. 172 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,894 This is Prada. 173 00:10:49,978 --> 00:10:52,498 This is definitely not half price. 174 00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:54,160 Oh, really? 175 00:10:54,244 --> 00:10:56,469 I don't know how that happened. 176 00:10:56,553 --> 00:10:59,004 Sorry. Mismarked. 177 00:10:59,088 --> 00:11:00,438 I hadn't realized. 178 00:11:00,522 --> 00:11:03,059 Ooh. My fault. 179 00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:15,888 Oh. 180 00:11:15,972 --> 00:11:17,789 Look. 181 00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:19,876 How charming. 182 00:11:45,468 --> 00:11:47,787 ♪ Dancing on the beach ♪ 183 00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:51,257 ♪ Needs stars above ♪ 184 00:11:51,341 --> 00:11:53,826 ♪ Dancing on the beach needs the moon ♪ 185 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:56,128 ♪ Needs the moon above ♪ 186 00:11:56,212 --> 00:12:00,533 ♪ Never feeling blue, oh, never feeling blue ♪ 187 00:12:00,617 --> 00:12:05,504 ♪ While dancing on the beach with you ♪ 188 00:12:05,588 --> 00:12:07,273 ♪ Oh, yeah, mm, mm. ♪ 189 00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:08,374 I love you, Duke. 190 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,542 - I love you. - Don't. Mom! 191 00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,612 Ow. Sorry. 192 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,012 Cute! 193 00:12:13,096 --> 00:12:14,079 Bye, now. 194 00:12:14,163 --> 00:12:15,581 Okay. Bye. 195 00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:17,568 I'm Duke's mom. 196 00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,219 You're gonna close the thi... 197 00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:21,548 Mm-hmm. 198 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,322 She's one of those. 199 00:12:24,406 --> 00:12:25,832 Mm. 200 00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:29,461 We will start with our pliés. 201 00:12:29,545 --> 00:12:32,669 Two demi, one grand, all positions. 202 00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:35,953 And... plié. 203 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,637 And plié. 204 00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:45,328 And five, six, seven, eight. 205 00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:49,014 Long neck. 206 00:12:49,098 --> 00:12:50,416 Small head. 207 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,535 That's good for a ballerina. 208 00:12:58,274 --> 00:13:00,225 And you... 209 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:03,428 are going to need to add swimming and Pilates 210 00:13:03,512 --> 00:13:05,114 to dance class. 211 00:13:12,074 --> 00:13:13,793 What happened to your leg? 212 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,753 Soccer. 213 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:19,626 Soccer places extreme rotational stress on your knees, 214 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:22,766 as well as your ligaments, so you're going to have to choose. 215 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,908 Ballet. Or soccer. 216 00:13:56,064 --> 00:13:57,667 Hi. 217 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,311 Oh, wow. 218 00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:15,285 That's really good. 219 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:25,419 - What? - It's a simple question. 220 00:14:25,503 --> 00:14:28,147 Have you gotten your period yet... yes or no? 221 00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:29,682 Yes. 222 00:14:31,299 --> 00:14:33,069 That means you won't grow much more. 223 00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:52,236 Please tell me you hated it. 224 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,239 No. I want to stay in class. 225 00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:56,326 What? 226 00:14:57,492 --> 00:14:58,643 Serious? 227 00:14:58,727 --> 00:15:01,413 - And I'm quitting soccer. - Uh... 228 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,002 Oh. 229 00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:34,178 Oh! 230 00:15:34,262 --> 00:15:35,681 Hi. 231 00:15:39,932 --> 00:15:42,086 - Hi. - Hi. 232 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,121 Hi. 233 00:15:43,205 --> 00:15:45,860 - Hi. - Hi. 234 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:48,192 Hi. So... 235 00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:51,397 So... I got you... 236 00:15:51,481 --> 00:15:54,452 an appointment at the gynecologist. 237 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,567 It's really, like, a nurse practitioner. You know, 238 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,302 - but they're really... - Mom! Mom! 239 00:15:58,386 --> 00:16:00,105 - ...cool. - Oh, God. 240 00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:01,473 What? 241 00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:03,207 Oh, God. 242 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,210 I'm not even close to be doing that. 243 00:16:05,294 --> 00:16:07,379 I don't even want to be doing that. 244 00:16:07,463 --> 00:16:09,467 Okay, well, so, 245 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,893 I made you an appointment on Friday. 246 00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:13,752 Fine. Can you please just...? 247 00:16:13,836 --> 00:16:16,187 - Fine. - God! 248 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:17,605 I'm good with "fine." 249 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,424 I'm fine with "fine." 250 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:20,759 Fine. 251 00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:22,226 Friday's fine. 252 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,062 - Fine. - I'm leaving. 253 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,591 Ooh. 254 00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:56,829 God! 255 00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:08,693 - Oh, hi! - Hi. 256 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:09,841 - Hi. - Hi. 257 00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:12,210 I'm Rozalia, and this is my husband Costin. 258 00:17:12,294 --> 00:17:14,146 - Hello. - Thank you for coming. 259 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,481 Nice to meet you. 260 00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:17,616 So, you guys are a handy couple? 261 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,988 That is so cool! 262 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,687 - Yeah, we work together. - Yes. 263 00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:24,211 Uh, you go and relax, and-and we will take care of everything. 264 00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:26,457 - Yes? - Okay, sure. 265 00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,627 - Costin, get the tools. - Oh. 266 00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:30,596 - Come on in. - Thank you. 267 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,197 I'll leave it unlocked for you. 268 00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:37,468 So... 269 00:17:37,552 --> 00:17:39,804 Wow. You do... 270 00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:43,207 hard labor until you labor. 271 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,610 This is my sixth child. 272 00:17:44,694 --> 00:17:46,844 - I go till I pop. - Mm. 273 00:17:46,928 --> 00:17:49,214 Yeah, I know this house. 274 00:17:49,298 --> 00:17:50,991 You do? 275 00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:54,077 A famous silent film actress lived here once. 276 00:17:54,161 --> 00:17:58,322 My grandmother showed it to me very many years ago. 277 00:17:58,406 --> 00:18:01,225 Really? What actress? 278 00:18:01,743 --> 00:18:03,453 I don't remember her name, but... 279 00:18:04,312 --> 00:18:07,299 something happened... Something terrible. 280 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,419 Oh. 281 00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:11,731 Whoa. 282 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,338 My daughter sees ghosts. 283 00:18:14,422 --> 00:18:15,839 I'm not surprised. 284 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,343 Every time. 285 00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:33,859 The dinner party guests 286 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,927 wanted to play hide-and-go-seek. 287 00:18:52,494 --> 00:18:53,829 In the dark. 288 00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:01,786 And then they heard a... 289 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:15,027 And it all happened right... 290 00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:16,467 here. 291 00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:18,270 Holy shit. 292 00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:20,504 You know... 293 00:19:20,588 --> 00:19:25,294 none of the dogs will ever step on that spot. 294 00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,657 That's so true! 295 00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:33,318 She's the one that sees the ghosts, then, yes? 296 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,754 Oh. They all have the shine. 297 00:19:38,941 --> 00:19:40,492 What, Mom? 298 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:43,346 Uh, not Mom. 299 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:46,042 Just sand all around here, too. 300 00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:47,498 Yeah? 301 00:19:47,582 --> 00:19:49,109 Ah. 302 00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:50,812 You like tarot. 303 00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:53,472 You want to see the Romani way? 304 00:19:53,556 --> 00:19:55,160 Sure. 305 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:56,626 Yeah? 306 00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:03,327 We're going to do a banishing spell. Hmm? 307 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,383 You see ghosts, no? 308 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:08,020 Don't-don't-don't say that word. 309 00:20:08,104 --> 00:20:09,944 Say "spirit." 310 00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:13,343 I'm sorry. Um, I spit, too. 311 00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:16,427 - You see spirits. - How'd you know that? 312 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:18,008 I know many things. 313 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,145 Also, your mother told her. 314 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:21,350 Huh. 315 00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:24,636 Why do you carry all that stuff? 316 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,539 'Cause you never know what kind of house you're gonna walk into, 317 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:29,862 what kind of dark things you're going to find. 318 00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:33,011 - Like, in this house... - Oh, Rozalia, stop! 319 00:20:33,095 --> 00:20:36,314 Don't worry, little girl, this house is fine. 320 00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:38,417 Just old and leaky. 321 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,886 It is not good to lie to protect the young. 322 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,361 She knows, anyway. 323 00:20:44,639 --> 00:20:46,370 She already has the gift. 324 00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:48,189 Hmm? 325 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,002 Hey, Sam, where do you want me next? 326 00:20:57,086 --> 00:20:59,437 Oh, uh, garbage disposal. 327 00:20:59,521 --> 00:21:01,372 It's always jammed. Thank you. 328 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:07,670 How about I teach you how to fix? 329 00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:09,514 Yes! 330 00:21:09,598 --> 00:21:11,406 You want a bowl of chili? 331 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,351 Yes! 332 00:21:13,435 --> 00:21:16,053 - Oh, no, no, no, please don't put that there. - Sorry. 333 00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:18,164 Yeah, can you just take it outside? Yeah. 334 00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:20,091 - Please take it outside. N-No offense. - Sorry. Sorry. 335 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:23,027 - I have a mental... I have a thing. - No problem. No problem. 336 00:21:23,111 --> 00:21:26,732 I really don't like that. I really... 337 00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:33,437 Push the reset button. 338 00:21:33,521 --> 00:21:35,257 Now put the Allen wrench in the middle 339 00:21:35,341 --> 00:21:37,160 and turn the grinder ring. 340 00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:40,512 Mmm. 341 00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:43,243 Now turn it on. 342 00:21:43,327 --> 00:21:47,018 Yes! I did a boy thing! 343 00:21:47,102 --> 00:21:49,172 Yes! 344 00:21:50,638 --> 00:21:52,623 This is good. 345 00:21:52,707 --> 00:21:55,060 Put some of the sour cream on. 346 00:21:55,144 --> 00:21:56,828 And-and the cheese and the pepper. 347 00:21:56,912 --> 00:21:59,097 I wish my wife could cook like this. 348 00:21:59,181 --> 00:22:02,067 I could teach her. I could teach her how to make this one. 349 00:22:02,151 --> 00:22:04,034 You teach her, I teach you how to fix. 350 00:22:04,118 --> 00:22:05,837 There you go. 351 00:22:05,921 --> 00:22:08,439 We handed each other fishing poles. 352 00:22:08,523 --> 00:22:10,426 Mmm. 353 00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:21,971 Mm. 354 00:22:26,674 --> 00:22:28,493 I'm being, like, 355 00:22:28,577 --> 00:22:30,861 - super careful on these steps now. - Yes. 356 00:22:30,945 --> 00:22:33,532 Oh, uh, I have, uh, good news and bad news. 357 00:22:33,616 --> 00:22:35,500 The bad news is it may be mold. 358 00:22:35,584 --> 00:22:37,731 So what's the good news? 359 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,004 Good news is this is not the house 360 00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:40,766 of the dead hide-and-seek lady. 361 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:41,857 It is the house next door. 362 00:22:42,957 --> 00:22:44,909 Oh. 363 00:22:44,993 --> 00:22:47,163 Oh... 364 00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:01,792 You're my first, Frankie. 365 00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:04,495 You know, Max just went without telling me, so... 366 00:23:04,579 --> 00:23:05,930 Please tell me you're not gonna cry 367 00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:08,127 like you did when I got my training wheels off. 368 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,794 Okay. 369 00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:12,804 I'm so sorry. 370 00:23:12,888 --> 00:23:14,539 I love you so much. 371 00:23:14,623 --> 00:23:16,574 Monsters in the Moonlight is awesome. 372 00:23:17,191 --> 00:23:18,393 Thank you. 373 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:20,946 I was in about 30 other things 374 00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:22,273 that were better than that. 375 00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:24,106 Frankie Fox. 376 00:23:27,471 --> 00:23:28,719 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 377 00:23:28,803 --> 00:23:31,370 - What the fuck are you doing? - I... 378 00:23:31,454 --> 00:23:32,484 Eh. 379 00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:46,571 Yeah. 380 00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:48,911 - Her first time? - Yep. 381 00:23:49,822 --> 00:23:52,677 One of those really special mother-daughter moments, 382 00:23:52,761 --> 00:23:55,613 with her in there and me out here. 383 00:23:55,697 --> 00:23:58,015 Well, count your blessings. 384 00:23:58,099 --> 00:24:00,185 My 15-year-old daughter just got chlamydia 385 00:24:00,269 --> 00:24:02,943 - for the third time. - Oh. 386 00:24:03,027 --> 00:24:04,509 Yeah. 387 00:24:04,593 --> 00:24:06,056 My daughters are sluts. 388 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,157 I'm in here every other week. 389 00:24:08,601 --> 00:24:11,158 I am raising some sluts. 390 00:24:15,142 --> 00:24:16,313 Yep. 391 00:24:20,441 --> 00:24:22,252 - Sorry. - Mm. 392 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,958 Do you have anything new coming out? 393 00:24:27,042 --> 00:24:29,714 Oh, um... 394 00:24:29,798 --> 00:24:31,387 just, uh... 395 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,118 you know... 396 00:24:34,202 --> 00:24:36,304 stuff here and there. I, actually... 397 00:24:36,388 --> 00:24:38,517 I got... I'll be right back. 398 00:24:38,601 --> 00:24:41,193 I-I just got my period for the first time in two years. 399 00:24:52,921 --> 00:24:54,706 - How was it? - Good. 400 00:24:54,790 --> 00:24:56,161 Let's go. 401 00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:07,235 Oh... 402 00:25:09,137 --> 00:25:11,055 Okay. 403 00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:12,774 In here. 404 00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:16,061 Oh, my God. 405 00:25:16,145 --> 00:25:18,748 All right, let's go. 406 00:25:25,788 --> 00:25:30,875 ♪ Strange how far you'll travel ♪ 407 00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:34,713 ♪ Hoping to belong... ♪ 408 00:25:34,797 --> 00:25:36,848 Mom, have you checked your Hinge at all? 409 00:25:36,932 --> 00:25:39,960 My what? No. I'm a vol-cel. 410 00:25:40,044 --> 00:25:41,987 You got likes. 411 00:25:42,071 --> 00:25:43,567 - I did? - Yeah. 412 00:25:43,651 --> 00:25:45,544 - Anybody good? - Let's see. 413 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:47,905 Whoa. 414 00:25:48,989 --> 00:25:52,030 This guy looks, like, really intense, like a grown-up 415 00:25:52,114 --> 00:25:55,166 man kind of person, like a dad. 416 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,767 Let me see. 417 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,404 Ew! 418 00:25:59,488 --> 00:26:01,605 Up next, over four million refugees 419 00:26:01,689 --> 00:26:04,341 have already left war-torn Gandea. 420 00:26:04,425 --> 00:26:07,678 A vast amount of the refugees reaching Europe are men, 421 00:26:07,762 --> 00:26:11,649 while women and children are left behind in encampments. 422 00:26:11,733 --> 00:26:14,852 This reporter has found out once they reach safety, 423 00:26:14,936 --> 00:26:19,090 a majority of the men have chosen to not return, 424 00:26:19,174 --> 00:26:22,761 leaving their wives and children voluntarily. 425 00:26:22,845 --> 00:26:24,129 Our international correspondent... 426 00:26:24,213 --> 00:26:26,130 You want to get Pinkberry? 427 00:26:26,214 --> 00:26:28,698 - What? - Do you want to get Pinkberry? 428 00:26:28,782 --> 00:26:29,801 Yeah. 429 00:26:29,885 --> 00:26:31,869 Me, too. 430 00:26:31,953 --> 00:26:34,593 I got a bottle of Hot Honey in the glove compartment. 431 00:26:35,411 --> 00:26:37,429 - Of course you do. - Yes! 432 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,407 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 29012

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