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[♪♪]
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♪ MY BABY COMES...
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♪ MY BABY COMES FIRST
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♪ YOU... GET SO... DIRTY
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♪ YOU MAKE IT HARD
TO HOLD BACK ♪
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♪ SO, BABY, PLEASE...
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ALL RIGHT,
GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY.
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TWO MORE.
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JUST TWO MORE, JULIA?
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I'VE BARELY EVEN
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BROKEN A SWEAT.
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OKAY THEN, THREE MORE.
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EXCEPT FOR MY PREGNANT MOMS,
YOU CAN BEGIN STRETCHING.
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THANK GOD.
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THREE, TWO, ONE...
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LET'S HOLD, ARMS UP.
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AND BREATHE.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
YOU'RE DONE.
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SHAKE IT OFF.
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GREAT WORK. I'LL SEE
YOU ALL NEXT WEEK,
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AND REMEMBER
WHAT I ALWAYS SAY,
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FIT BODIES PRE-BABY
MAKE FIT MOMMIES WITH BABY.
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GREAT WORK.
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[CLAPPING]
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-GOOD WORK, SIS.
-THANKS.
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APPARENTLY,
NOT AS GOOD AS THE KEENER.
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY,
WHO GETS BACK TO A SIZE TWO
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THREE MONTHS AFTER GIVING BIRTH?
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NOT ME,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
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YOU CLASS ALWAYS WORKS, JULIA,
WIPES US BOTH OUT.
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OH, DO YOU MIND?
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JOEY'S GOT A BIT OF A GREENER.
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OH, YEAH.
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[GROANING IN PAIN]
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YOU OKAY?
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AH... YEAH.
JUST SOME FALSE CONTRACTIONS.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE?
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BECAUSE BOTH MY KIDS
CAME 10 DAYS LATE,
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AND THIS ONE AIN'T
COMIN' OUT EARLY EITHER.
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LATER, SKATERS.
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[CHUCKLES]
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HEY, SO ARE YOU
COMING OVER TONIGHT?
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I'M MAKING VEGGIE TACOS.
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I LOVE HAVING
A DOMESTIC SISTER.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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HEY, JULIA,
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CAN YOU WATCH BABY ABBY
WHILE I GO FRESHEN UP?
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SURE.
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THANKS.
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BYE, SWEETIE.
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CUTE SHOES.
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TOO BAD YOU CAN'T
WALK IN THEM YET, HUH?
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OKAY.
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ABBY?
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ABBY!
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HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN A BABY?
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CUTE, LITTLE PINK SPARKLY SHOES?
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ABBY!
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[WHISTLING AND BECKONING]
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HERE, GIRL!
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ABBY!
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[BABY CRYING]
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OH, WORMS?
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UGH.
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WORMS?
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[BABY CRYING]
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MY ABBY ATE WORMS?
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YOU CAN'T TEXT
WHEN YOU'RE BABYSITTING, JULIA.
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IT'S LIKE MALPRACTICE
FOR BABYSITTERS.
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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TEXTING ISN'T AN ACCIDENT.
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WELL, HOW WAS I
SHE COULD CRAWL THAT FAST?
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BESIDES, THE DOCTOR SAID
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SHE CAN JUST POOP
THE BUGS OUT.
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"FEEDING YOUR UNBORN CHILD"?
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COME ON, GWEN,
BABIES CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING.
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THE BOOK SAYS
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THAT SHE'LL GROW A TASTE
FOR WHATEVER I EAT.
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OH,
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THEN IT'S GOING TO LOVE CHIPS.
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WHAT?
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NO, NO, I'M OFF
ALL JUNK FOOD.
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THIS IS JUST A, YOU KNOW,
LITTLE "HOLD ME OVER."
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OKAY, SURE.
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HELLO! CAN YOU
HEAR ME IN THERE?
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IT'S LIKE
HEARING UNDERWATER.
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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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HELLO!
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ON YOUR EAR, JULES.
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OH.
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CAN YOU HEAR
THE HEARTBEAT?
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YEAH.
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OH, WOW,
THAT'S SO COOL.
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SPEAKING OF COOL,
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PHIL AND I HAVE DECIDED
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WE'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH WITH
THE WATER BIRTH.
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YOU KNOW, JUST SO THE BABY FEELS
A LITTLE MORE NATURAL
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WHEN IT COMES OUT.
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WOW, A WATER BIRTH?
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WHAT IS THAT, LIKE,
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YOU HAVE THE BABY
IN A BATHTUB OR SOMETHING?
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NO, IN THE POOL, SILLY.
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OH, AND BEFORE I FORGET,
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YOU HAVE PLANS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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ME AND PHIL ARE GONNA THROW YOU
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A LITTLE GATHERING
IN THE BACKYARD.
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GWEN, I TOLD YOU, NO PARTY.
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BUT YOU'RE TURNING
THE BIG 3-0, JULES.
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COME ON.
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YEAH, I'M TURNING 30,
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I AM SINGLE,
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I HAVE NO PROSPECT
FOR A HUSBAND,
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OH, AND I'M BROKE.
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NOT MUCH TO CELEBRATE.
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ALL RIGHT, AS FAR AS
BEING BROKE,
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YOU CLEARLY NEED A SECOND JOB,
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AND AS FOR BEING A SPINSTER,
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WE'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO GET YOU HOOKED UP.
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NO WAY.
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I AM NOT FALLING FOR
ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR HOOK-UPS--
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OR YOUR HUSBAND'S,
FOR THAT MATTER.
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YOU GUYS BOTH
STINK AT IT.
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HEY, RAVI WAS A GREAT
BLIND DATE, OKAY?
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HE'S A CATCH.
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WHOA.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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OH, THE EMPATHY BELLY
PREGNANCY SIMULATOR,
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SO PHIL CAN RELATE
TO HOW I'M FEELING.
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I CAN EXPERIENCE UP TO
20 SYMPTOMS OF PREGNANCY
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RIGHT NOW.
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30 POUNDS OF WEIGHT GAIN,
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FETAL KICKING,
SHALLOW BREATHING,
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SHORTNESS OF BREATH,
INCREASED BLOOD PRESSURE,
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BACK PAIN,
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IRRITABILITY.
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PLUS, IT EVEN PRESSES
UP AGAINST MY BLADDER,
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SO I FEEL
THE FULL EFFECT.
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DO YOU WANNA TRY?
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NO, I'M GOOD.
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I'M GONNA WAIT FOR
THE REAL THING.
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WHICH IS GONNA HAPPEN,
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BECAUSE PHIL AND I
HAVE INVITED
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ALL OF PHIL'S SINGLE FRIENDS
TO YOUR PARTY.
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[TOGETHER]: OOH!
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YAY.
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YOU MEAN THE ONES
THAT WERE STILL SINGLE
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AT MY LAST PARTY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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THERE'S GONNA BE OPTIONS.
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YEAH, WELL,
THERE BETTER BE,
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BECAUSE IF THIS BIRTHDAY
FAILS TO YIELD ME A MAN,
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I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO ADOPT.
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OH, JULIA, DON'T BE
SO DRAMATIC.
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[♪♪]
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GREAT PARTY, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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IF I WAS TURNING 5 NOT 30.
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WE TOLD EVERYONE IT WAS
A FAMILY FRIENDLY PARTY,
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SEEING AS HOW
EVERYONE HAS KIDS NOW, RIGHT?
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OH, HEY, DID YOU GET A CHANCE
TO TALK TO PHIL'S FRIENDS
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FROM THE CLUB?
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CHEERS, GUYS.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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DOES PHIL EVER QUESTION
WHY THEY'RE ALL STILL SINGLE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO GO DRY OFF.
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OKAY.
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[SIGHS]
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DAD!
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HOW'S MY RAY OF SUNSHINE?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I WAS GOING TO TAKE THE BUS
OUT TO SEE YOU.
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HOW COULD I MISS
MY LITTLE GIRL'S 30th?
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WELL YOU'LL STAY, RIGHT?
FOR THE NIGHT?
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WELL, IT'S
BRIDGE NIGHT,
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AND AS CONDO ORGANIZER,
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I GOT TO BE THERE TO MAKE SURE
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THINGS DON'T GET
OUT OF HAND.
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THIS IS FOR YOU.
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DAD, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
GET MY ANYTHING--
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IT'S FROM YOUR MOTHER.
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THIS IS FROM
HER CHARM BRACELET.
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BEFORE SHE DIED,
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SHE WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT
FOR YOUR FIRST-BORN,
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BUT I JUST FIGURED
YOU SHOULD HAVE IT NOW.
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WHY? BECAUSE I'D BE
OLD AND GRAY OTHERWISE?
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IT'LL HAPPEN
WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE.
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JUST LOOK AT YOU--
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YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME
COMING AFTER YOUR SISTER.
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[♪♪]
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[SNAPS LID SHUT]
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[SIGHS]
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[♪♪]
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LOOK, JULES, I KNOW
THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO--
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THE PLAN WAS TO GET
PREGNANT TOGETHER,
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BUT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO
GO AND DO SOMETHING CRAZY
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LIKE ADOPT.
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I MEAN, MY
"MOTHERHOOD READY" BOOK
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SAYS YOU NEED TO BE ABLE
TO MASTER ALL THINGS
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BEFORE YOU
BECOME A MOTHER.
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
YOUR PLANTS.
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I MEAN, THEY'RE
ALWAYS DYING, JULES.
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I RUN A BABY BOOTCAMP.
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I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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[TOY SQUEAKS UNDERFOOT]
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BABY TOYS.
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OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S BEGIN THE CLASS.
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WE'RE GOING TO START WITH
SOME REALLY EASY NECK ROLLS,
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JUST RELEASING ALL THE TENSION
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FROM CARRYING BABY.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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I'M ASSUMING THIS IS
THE BABY BOOTCAMP?
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YEAH, THIS IS IT,
THE ONE AND ONLY.
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RIGHT.
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UH, YOUR WEBSITE SAYS
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THAT THIS IS FOR
NEW PARENTS,
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NOT JUST FOR MOMS ONLY.
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NO, IT'S FOR NEW PARENTS,
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DADS TOO.
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YOU'RE JUST OUR FIRST DAD.
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OH. OKAY, GREAT.
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LUCKY ME.
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LET ME GET YOU A MAT.
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I KNOW HIM.
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HE SHOPS AT THE GROCERY
STORE NEAR MY HOUSE.
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I HEARD HE'S A WIDOWER.
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[GASPS IN SHOCK]
A WIDOWER?
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THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
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PRETTY SAD.
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SO, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OKAY?
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BECAUSE WE DON'T MIND
EITHER WAY.
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NO, IT'S FINE.
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YOU CAN JUST SKIP
THE KEGEL EXERCISES.
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OH, GREAT, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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HEAR THAT?
WE DON'T HAVE TO DO KEGELS.
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DON'T BE SHY.
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I MEAN, HI.
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I'M KIND OF THE CLASS LEADER,
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SO IF YOU WANT MY OPINION,
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YOU'LL GET A BETTER
WORKOUT WITH--
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WHO'S THAT ADORABLE
LITTLE PUMPKIN?
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THIS IS MATTIE.
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00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,683
-SAY "HI," MATTIE?
-HI, MATTIE!
247
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,753
SO, JUST HOW MATTIE IS
UP ON YOUR CHEST,
248
00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,688
YOU WANT TO LIKE THIS--
249
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,823
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
SOCIAL HOUR'S OVER.
250
00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,259
SO LET'S START WITH LUNGES.
LEFT LEG BACK FIRST.
251
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,998
SWITCHING.
RIGHT FOOT BACK.
252
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,670
[♪♪]
253
00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:42,114
THANKS.
254
00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:44,684
HERE'S YOUR MAT.
255
00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,719
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'LL BRING MY OWN NEXT TIME.
256
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,888
UM, BY THE WAY, GREAT WORKOUT.
257
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,222
I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS
ARE GOING TO BUCKLE
258
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,225
THANKS. HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE
FAR TO WALK.
259
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,727
NO, MY OFFICE IS, LIKE,
260
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,329
LITERALLY JUST
AROUND THE CORNER.
261
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:57,697
SO I SHOULD BE
ABLE TO MAKE IT.
262
00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,031
BARELY, BUT I'LL MAKE IT.
263
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,232
[CHUCKLES]
264
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,968
ANYWAY, UH,
SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?
265
00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:02,969
SAME TIME, SAME PLACE.
266
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,103
OKAY, THANK YOU.
267
00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,375
OKAY, HE IS
TOO CUTE.
268
00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:10,710
[SIGHS] GWEN.
269
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,712
CUTE, AND I'M SURE,
HAPPILY MARRIED.
270
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,213
ACTUALLY, NO.
271
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,282
WHAT, YOU HAVE
THE SCOOP ON HIM ALREADY?
272
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,249
WHAT? DIVORCED?
273
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,384
WIDOWED.
274
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:21,253
YOU'RE LIKE A LAWYER
AT A CRASH SITE.
275
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,188
[LAUGHS]
276
00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,089
OH, UH, COP.
277
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,423
MORNING, LADIES.
278
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,992
-MORNING.
-MORNING.
279
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,326
WHAT Y'ALL DOING IN THE PARK
SO EARLY?
280
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,128
UH, MORNING STRETCHES.
281
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:30,262
MORNING STRETCHES.
282
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,764
STRETCHES, OKAY.
283
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,367
SO YOU WOULDN'T BE OPERATING
A FITNESS CLASS,
284
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,835
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
285
00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,036
NO...
286
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,070
GOOD GOD, NO.
287
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,772
[CHUCKLING] NO, GOD, NO.
288
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,908
BECAUSE YOU NEED A PERMIT
AND INSURANCE TO DO THAT, HUH?
289
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,810
WHAT? REALLY?
THAT SOUNDS COMPLICATED.
290
00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,445
COMPLICATED...
291
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,313
[GROANING IN PAIN]
292
00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:48,447
SIS!
293
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,049
-I THINK IT'S TIME.
-IT'S TIME.
294
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,117
ARE YOU OKAY?
295
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,184
ARE YOU SURE?
296
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,486
YEAH, WE'RE GREAT.
297
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:54,787
ESCORT, FULL LIGHTS.
I CAN CALL MY FRIENDS...
298
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,288
YOU NEED TO GET INSURANCE.
299
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,289
KEEP WALKING.
300
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,758
ALL RIGHT.
301
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,200
"DELINQUENT..."
302
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,435
"DELINQUENT."
303
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:10,469
"PAST DUE."
304
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,773
[EMAIL ALERTS CHIME]
305
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,111
[SIGHS]
306
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,429
OH, EXCUSE ME,
307
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,463
NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT
BEAUTIFUL ALREADY,
308
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:38,831
BUT IT'S LIKE
I ALWAYS SAY,
309
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,965
FIT BODIES PRE-BABY
310
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,934
MAKE FIT MOMMIES WITH BABIES.
311
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,269
THANK YOU.
312
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,437
SURE.
313
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,871
WE'RE ALWAYS
ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS.
314
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,808
HEY.
315
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,009
HEY!
316
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,177
LOOK AT YOU,
317
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,111
SHAKE-DOWN ADVERTISING,
I LOVE IT.
318
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,012
WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS GOING?
319
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,013
JUST GOING TO THE OFFICE.
320
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:54,980
YOU WANT TO WALK WITH US?
321
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,382
SURE.
322
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,383
GREAT, COME ON.
323
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,051
YOU BRING MATTIE
TO THE OFFICE?
324
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,319
OH, YEAH.
325
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,454
I HAVE A LITTLE PLAY AREA
SET UP FOR HER,
326
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,056
SO IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
327
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,357
WHAT DO YOU DO?
328
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,159
I RUN AN ADVENTURE
TOUR COMPANY, ACTUALLY.
329
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,095
-REALLY?
-YEAH.
330
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,162
THAT'S AWESOME.
331
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,130
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU THINK SO.
332
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,165
I'M NOT ALWAYS
SO SURE.
333
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,867
SO, YOU TAKE PEOPLE,
LIKE, SHARK DIVING,
334
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,868
AND MOUNTAIN BIKING?
335
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,136
THAT'S SO COOL.
336
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,871
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO
THAT NIGHT SAFARI,
337
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:19,905
WHERE THE ANIMALS
HUNT EACH OTHER.
338
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,507
LOOK AT YOU, ALL GO-GETTER.
339
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,875
YEAH, WE DO ALL THAT STUFF.
340
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,112
HOW DID YOU
GET INTO THAT?
341
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,813
WELL, WHEN
MY WIFE AND I FIRST MET,
342
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,014
WE DID A LOT OF
TRAVELING TOGETHER.
343
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,382
AND THIS ONE TIME,
WE WERE IN BRAZIL,
344
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,884
AND WE WERE ABOUT TO
BUNGEE JUMP
345
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,219
OFF THE ALTAVILA TOWER
346
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,888
AND THE IDEA JUST
SORT OF POPPED INTO MY HEAD,
347
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,591
HENCE THE NAME
"ALTA ADVENTURES."
348
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,526
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
349
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,428
I HEARD FROM THE GIRLS.
350
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,964
YEAH, IT'S BEEN HARD, BUT...
351
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,098
WE'RE MANAGING.
352
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,533
I THINK.
WE'RE MANAGING, RIGHT?
353
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,236
ANYWAY, HOW ABOUT YOU?
354
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,237
YOU DO MUCH TRAVELING?
355
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,972
NO, NOT EXACTLY.
356
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,341
IT'S NOT IN THE BUDGET
RIGHT NOW.
357
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,909
HOW ABOUT YOU?
358
00:12:56,942 --> 00:13:00,045
THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.
YOU RUN A TRAVEL COMPANY.
359
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,280
NO, NO, NOT AT ALL
360
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,915
I MEAN, YOU'D THINK, RIGHT?
361
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,384
UNLESS YOU'RE COUNTING
TRIPS TO THE KIDS' PARK,
362
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,418
NO, WE DON'T DO
MUCH TRAVELING
363
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,888
AT ALL RIGHT NOW.
364
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,489
ANYWAY, THIS IS ME,
365
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,424
SO, UH, THANKS FOR THE COMPANY.
366
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,893
AND I'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS.
367
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,194
YOU BET.
368
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,495
-OKAY, BYE.
-BYE.
369
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:19,932
-HEY.
-HEY!
370
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,169
SO, CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH?
371
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,970
WELL, MATTIE GOT
A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH.
372
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,172
THE DOC WANTS ME TO START
373
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,640
EATING
A LITTLE HEALTHIER.
374
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,408
AH, TOFU.
375
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:30,876
YOU CAN MAKE THAT STUFF
TASTE LIKE ANYTHING,
376
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:31,877
GROUND BEEF, CHICKEN.
377
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,213
IT TASTES LIKE NOTHING.
378
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,148
YEAH, IT IS SORT OF NASTY.
379
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,951
SO, YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS
OR THE BAD NEWS?
380
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,054
UH... BAD?
381
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:42,988
YOU MISSED THE CONFERENCE CALL.
382
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,156
[GROANS]
383
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,125
JER', I'M SO SORRY.
I TOTALLY FORGOT.
384
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,326
NO, IT'S COOL,
I COVERED FOR YOU.
385
00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,128
I SAID YOU WERE OUT
WITH THE FLU,
386
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,663
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS...
387
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:51,964
WE GOT THE ACCOUNT.
388
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,232
YES!
389
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,400
ATTA BOY!
390
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,634
YEAH, THEY WANT TO
TALK TO YOU MAN,
391
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,903
ABOUT NUMBERS, MARKETING,
ALL THAT STUFF.
392
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,105
SO I SET THE VIDEO CALL
AT 4:00.
393
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,240
OH, SHOOT.
394
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,643
MATTIE HAS
RAINBOW SONGS AT 4:00.
395
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,978
YOU KNOW WHAT, NO BIGGIE,
396
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,980
I'LL TAKE HER.
397
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,215
NO, JER',
398
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,916
YOU ALREADY DO TOO MUCH.
399
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,985
I'M NOT GONNA SUBJECT YOU
TO A BUNCH OF KID SING-ALONGS.
400
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,253
DUDE, ARE YOU KIDDING?
401
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,988
REMEMBER THE OLD
GARAGE BAND DAYS?
402
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,690
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN.
I GOT THIS.
403
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,124
OKAY.
404
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,359
THANK YOU, AND I OWE YOU.
405
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:21,660
YOU DON'T.
406
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,662
BUT I REALLY THINK
YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER
407
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,964
GETTING A NANNY.
408
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,299
YEAH...
409
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,101
IF I COULD JUST--
410
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,003
YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT MY KIDS
RAISED BY SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW.
411
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,472
I GET THAT, I DO,
BUT NO ONE ELSE IS RAISING THEM.
412
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,407
IT'S JUST AN EXTRA HAND
TO HELP OUT.
413
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,043
THINK ABOUT IT. OKAY?
414
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,278
YEAH, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT
415
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:42,248
AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
416
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,451
AH, THAT SMELL,
THAT SMELL IS YOUR TURN.
417
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,086
[CHUCKLES]
418
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,421
OH, MATTIE...
419
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,290
OH...
420
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,126
DOES SOMEONE HAVE
A LITTLE STINKY BUM?
421
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,394
OKAY.
422
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,496
ALL RIGHT.
423
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,431
ALL I'M SAYING, DUDE,
IS THINK ABOUT IT.
424
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,599
NANNY!
425
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,635
BYE, SWEETHEART.
I LOVE YOU.
426
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,041
[♪♪]
427
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,210
ISN'T IT WEIRD
428
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,645
HOW EVERY STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT
429
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,346
CAN BE DESCRIBED AS
EITHER A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE?
430
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,482
I MEAN, FIRST SHE'S A PEAR,
THEN SHE'S A GRAPEFRUIT--
431
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:17,683
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE RELAXING,
432
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:18,684
NOT TALKING.
433
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,085
I'M MULTI-TASKING.
434
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,091
I SAW THAT.
435
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,060
HOW?
436
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,361
EVERY MOTHER
437
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,229
HAS EYES IN THE BACK
OF HER HEAD, MY DEAR,
438
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,363
EVEN EXPECTANT ONES.
439
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,331
OW!
440
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,533
ON TO CHILD'S POSE.
441
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,236
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
442
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,339
UP AND INTO CHILD'S POSE.
443
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,581
JUST WANTED TO SAY,
ANOTHER GREAT CLASS,
444
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,417
BUT, AS USUAL,
WE'RE IN A RUSH TO GO,
445
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,718
SO, THANKS--
446
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,420
HEY, SO, UH, DO YOU--
DO YOU HAVE ANY HELP?
447
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,454
I MEAN,
448
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,423
WE HEARD ABOUT
YOUR WIFE.
449
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,657
OH, I'M SORRY.
450
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,592
MY SISTER DOESN'T KNOW
ANYTHING. AT ALL.
451
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,494
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
452
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,096
THE ANSWER
TO YOUR QUESTION IS NO,
453
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,464
WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY HELP
SINCE MY WIFE PASSED AWAY.
454
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,766
BUT MY BUSINESS PARTNER'S
455
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,601
JUST ABOUT
GOT ME CONVINCED
456
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,803
TO HIRE A NANNY,
457
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,438
PART-TIME AROUND
THE HOUSE ANYWAY.
458
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,139
-REALLY?
-YEAH.
459
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:18,243
WELL, YOU KNOW, JULIA
ACTUALLY USED TO BE A NANNY.
460
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,645
REALLY?
461
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:20,813
YEAH!
462
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,247
OKAY, GWEN, NO--
463
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,249
[SCOFFING]
DON'T BE SO SHY.
464
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,250
SHE IS SO GREAT
465
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,119
WITH KIDS.
466
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,754
AND EXTREMELY DOMESTIC.
467
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,389
I MEAN, SHE COOKS,
SHE CLEANS,
468
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:34,393
AND SHE WAS ACTUALLY
JUST LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOB.
469
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,527
I WAS?
470
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,795
YEAH.
471
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,064
AND YOU LIVE PRETTY
NEARBY, I PRESUME?
472
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,232
YEAH, LITERALLY, JUST, LIKE,
473
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,467
FIVE MINUTES
UP THE STREET, YEAH.
474
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,602
THAT IS SO GREAT,
475
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,538
BECAUSE JULIA ACTUALLY LIVES
JUST A FEW BLOCKS AWAY.
476
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,140
REALLY?
477
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,576
WELL, OKAY,
478
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,177
WHAT KIND OF HOURS
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
479
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,146
BECAUSE I DON'T TECHNICALLY
HAVE TO BE IN THE OFFICE
480
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,581
UNTIL AFTER 10:00,
481
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:59,151
SO THAT COULD REALLY WORK
AROUND YOUR CLASS SCHEDULE.
482
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,553
YEAH. YEAH, THAT--
THAT'S GOOD.
483
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,555
OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
484
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,623
HERE, I'VE GOT A CARD.
485
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,358
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST EMAIL ME,
486
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,828
AND COME UP WITH A TIME
TO SWING BY THE HOUSE,
487
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,164
AND... WE'LL GO FROM THERE.
488
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,665
PERFECT!
489
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,867
ALL RIGHT, WELL, THERE YOU GO.
490
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,402
OKAY, GUYS. THANKS.
491
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,171
ALL RIGHT,
YOU TAKE CARE, SCOTT.
492
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,406
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
493
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,307
WE GOT YOU A MAN
AND A JOB ALL IN ONE.
494
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,610
GWEN, I CAN'T EVEN
TAKE CARE OF A PLANT
495
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,378
AND YOU SIGNED ME UP
TO BE A NANNY!
496
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,613
DON'T WORRY, OKAY?
497
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,148
I'LL GIVE YOU MY BOOKS.
I'LL TEACH YOU.
498
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,249
[SIGHS]
499
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,583
WELL, I DO NEED THE MONEY.
500
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:32,584
SEE?
501
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,585
BESIDES,
IT'S JUST ONE KID.
502
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,621
I MEAN, IT'LL
BE A BREEZE.
503
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,193
SO, IS SHE HOT?
504
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,327
SORRY, WHAT?
505
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,163
DON'T-DON'T PLAY
THAT GAME WITH ME.
506
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,498
IS SHE GOOD-LOOKING?
507
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,567
WELL, SHE'S A FITNESS
INSTRUCTOR.
508
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,570
YEAH, SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
509
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,505
A HOT FITNESS INSTRUCTOR NANNY!
510
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,574
MY MAN, THIS IS BEYOND,
LIKE, EVERY DUDE'S WILD DREAM.
511
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:56,575
RIGHT?
512
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,910
MAYBE YOURS.
513
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,545
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE
514
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,846
MY BESTEST FRIEND, RIGHT?
515
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,414
SO, CLEARLY,
I'M COMING FROM A GOOD PLACE
516
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,882
WHEN I SAY THIS,
517
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,318
BUT IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GET
BACK IN THE DATING WORLD.
518
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,289
I DON'T KNOW,
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
519
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,590
I LOVED CLAIRE, TOO.
520
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,225
YOU KNOW THAT.
521
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,160
BUT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED YOU
TO BE ALONE FOREVER.
522
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,263
YEAH, I REALIZE THAT.
523
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,565
YOU'RE RIGHT.
524
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,367
BUT I DON'T THINK SHE HAD
THE NANNY IN MIND.
525
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,169
OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.
526
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,504
THEN AT LEAST
527
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:26,638
AGREE TO COME WITH ME
TO THE RIV' THIS WEEKEND.
528
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,240
WE CAN GET HOT NANNY
TO BABYSIT.
529
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,308
IF I HIRE HER.
530
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,275
OF COURSE.
531
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,877
SO ARE WE ON?
532
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,746
MATTIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHOULD I GO?
533
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,448
TALK SOME SENSE
INTO DADDY.
534
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,650
[BABBLES]
535
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,652
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
536
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,621
[BABBLING TOGETHER]
537
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,203
[KNOCKS]
538
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,507
HI.
539
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,908
HI.
540
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:03,909
WELCOME.
541
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,277
UM...
542
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,646
MATTIE'S IN THE KITCHEN,
SO COME ON IN.
543
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,680
OKAY.
544
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,985
OH, IF YOU COULD JUST, UH,
PUT MATTIE'S BIB ON,
545
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,286
THAT WOULD BE GREAT. HI.
546
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,754
SURE.
547
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,756
GIVE ME A CHANCE TO FINISH UP
CHARLOTTE'S GRILLED CHEESE.
548
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,591
YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
549
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,727
UM, I'M SORRY.
550
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,428
WHO'S CHARLOTTE?
551
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,863
CHARLOTTE'S MY OTHER DAUGHTER.
552
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,331
HEY, CHAR.
THERE YOU ARE, HONEY.
553
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,767
COME ON IN HERE
AND MEET JULIA.
554
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,469
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD ANOTHER DAUGHTER.
555
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,238
WELL, THIS ONE
IS MY LITTLE ANGEL.
556
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,373
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT HER.
557
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,874
[FOOD SPLATS]
558
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,009
[GASPS IN SHOCK]
559
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,610
MATTIE!
560
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:39,945
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
561
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:40,812
OH, IT'S...
562
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,381
[BABBLES]
563
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,683
I GUESS IT DOESN'T ALL
END UP IN THE BIB, HUH?
564
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,685
IT'S OKAY.
565
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,721
OH...
566
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,324
UH, YOU'VE GOT A...
567
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,760
THERE'S A---
IN YOUR HAIR.
568
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:55,861
[CHUCKLES] OH.
569
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,329
YEAH.
570
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,797
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
571
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,533
OH, JEEZ, UM, I HAVE TO
MAKE A QUICK CALL,
572
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,534
SO YOU KNOW WHAT,
573
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,369
I THINK MATTIE IS DONE.
574
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,337
COME ON, UP WE GO.
575
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,373
THERE YOU GO.
576
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,275
MAYBE THE TWO OF YOU
CAN JUST SORT OF
577
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,343
GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
A LITTLE BIT
578
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,344
AND I'LL BE BACK
IN A FEW MINUTES
579
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,512
WHEN I DEAL
WITH THIS, OKAY?
580
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,347
NO PROBLEM.
581
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,582
SO, CHARLOTTE.
582
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,418
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
583
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,353
SEVEN AND THREE MONTHS.
584
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,388
OH, SO THAT'S...
585
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,823
GRADE TWO, RIGHT?
586
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,392
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
587
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,461
I AM 30,
588
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:30,529
AND TWO WEEKS.
589
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,964
BUT WHO'S COUNTING?
590
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:32,864
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
591
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,434
"PENELOPE THE SLEUTH."
592
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,835
I LOVED THAT BOOK.
593
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,970
HAVE YOU EVER READ
594
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,404
ANY OF THE NINA GIRL
P.I. BOOKS?
595
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,706
POO.
596
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,840
OH.
597
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,609
WELL, I LIKED THEM.
598
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,712
NO, MATTIE, SHE'S DOING A POO.
599
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,715
OH, UM...
600
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,816
UH...
601
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:51,850
I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE TO CHANGE HER.
602
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,854
OKAY.
603
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,023
UGH.
604
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:01,026
[GASPING AND GROANING]
605
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,562
[GROANING IN DISGUST]
606
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,041
YOU SHOULD
CLEAN HER FIRST.
607
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,876
AND DON'T FORGET
HER BACK.
608
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,678
POOP GOES ALL THE WAY UP.
609
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,314
RIGHT.
610
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,688
COULD THESE BE
ANY SMALLER?
611
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:41,667
OH, I HAVE POO ON MY HAND.
612
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,369
OKAY, UM...
613
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,740
UGH.
614
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,642
EW, IT'S STICKY.
615
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,648
THANKS.
616
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,585
I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
617
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,796
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
618
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,899
AUSTRALIA,
TIME ZONES, IT'S CRAZY,
619
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,802
BUT, UH, YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT.
620
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,570
EVERYBODY'S
GETTING ALONG?
621
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:19,971
WE SURE ARE.
622
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,640
THAT'S GREAT,
I MEAN, I GUESS...
623
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,076
IF YOU'RE HAPPY,
THEN I'M HAPPY
624
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,944
TO GO AHEAD AND MAKE THIS
OFFICIAL, I GUESS.
625
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:27,813
REALLY?
626
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:28,980
THAT'S GREAT.
627
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,782
EXCELLENT. OH, I JUST--
ONE MORE THING,
628
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,451
UM, IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY,
629
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:33,885
MAYBE ON SATURDAY NIGHT,
YOU COULD WATCH THE GIRLS FOR ME
630
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,421
FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
631
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,056
-SATURDAY NIGHT?
-ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY.
632
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,858
AND THEN WE CAN START
THREE DAYS A WEEK FROM MONDAY?
633
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:42,694
SOUNDS...
634
00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:43,762
[SIGHING]
635
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,163
TERRIBLE.
636
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,865
I MEAN, I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT I WAS DOING.
637
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:48,066
IF IT WASN'T FOR CHARLOTTE,
638
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,167
I WOULD HAVE NEVER
GOTTEN THAT DIAPER ON.
639
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,603
AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
640
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,038
NOBODY TOLD ME
HE HAD TWO KIDS.
641
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,140
IT'S KIND OF A GAME-CHANGER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
642
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,842
DO YOU REMEMBER
DODGING THE COP?
643
00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,412
YOU NEED MONEY TO MAKE THIS
BOOTCAMP THING LEGIT, JULES.
644
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,148
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.
645
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,760
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
646
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:17,596
WATER BIRTH, REMEMBER?
647
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,531
[SIGHING]
OH, YEAH.
648
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,468
AND YOU NEED TO
SMELL THE WATER FOR THAT?
649
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:25,170
I'M CHECKING IT.
650
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,905
WE CLEARED OUT
ALL THE CHLORINE--
651
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,240
SO IT'S AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE
FOR WHEN THE BABY COMES OUT.
652
00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:29,541
SO WHAT?
653
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,209
IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO POP OUT?
654
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,478
PRETTY MUCH.
655
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,013
THOUGH THEY SAY THIS IS THE MOST
COMFORTABLE WAY TO DO IT.
656
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,749
SO, JULES,
657
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:39,618
HOW MUCH HARDER
CAN ONE MORE KID BE?
658
00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:41,987
TWICE AS HARD.
659
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,022
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE
I'M REALLY IN OVER MY HEAD HERE.
660
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:45,590
[SIGHING]
661
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,058
ALTHOUGH SCOTT IS
PRETTY AWESOME.
662
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,260
YOU SHOULD SEE HOW CUTE HE IS
WITH THE GIRLS.
663
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,896
SO, MAYBE IT'S NOT JUST
FOR THE MONEY?
664
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:57,736
NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
665
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,571
GETTING YOU SOME HELP.
666
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,739
FOR WHAT?
667
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,607
BABY BOOTCAMP, JULIA.
668
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,142
BABY BOOTCAMP.
669
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,144
FEEDING TIME.
670
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,746
ORGANIC IS A MUST.
671
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,048
ANYTHING PURPLE OR GREEN
ARE THE HEALTHIEST.
672
00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:11,116
THOSE ARE
THE ONES YOU WANT.
673
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,551
PASTA'S A STAPLE.
674
00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,753
RED SAUCE TASTES GREAT
AND KEEPS IT FUN.
675
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,055
CHOP AND MASH, CHOP AND MASH,
CHOP AND MASH.
676
00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:18,590
EVERYTHING IS A CHOKING HAZARD
AT MATTIE'S AGE.
677
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,724
VEGGIES WITH
LOW SODIUM SOY,
678
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,593
COCONUT BUTTER OR PEA BUTTER
679
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:24,095
ON GLUTEN-FREE TOAST,
AND REMEMBER, NO NUTS.
680
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,597
WHEN IN DOUBT,
CHEESE PUFFS, CHEESE CRISPS,
681
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,598
ANYTHING CHEESE.
682
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,733
[ALL TOGETHER]: GOT IT?
683
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:29,701
GOT IT.
684
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:30,936
BABY-PROOFING.
685
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,137
ALL SHARP CORNERS,
DRAWERS, CUPBOARDS.
686
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,174
HEY, HONEY?
687
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,175
UH...
688
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,577
SEE?
689
00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:39,678
BABY-PROOFING.
690
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,647
[♪♪]
691
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,017
[CHEERING]
692
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,600
[SIGHING]
693
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,702
UM...
694
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:04,903
OKAY, WELL,
695
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,137
I JUST PUT MATTIE DOWN,
696
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,772
AND YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER
697
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:08,940
BECAUSE SHE NEVER WAKES UP.
698
00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:10,208
AND THIS ONE
HAS TO GO TO BED AT...
699
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,143
8:30.
700
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,178
[LAUGHING] 8:30?
701
00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:14,980
NO. 8:00.
NICE TRY, YOUNG LADY.
702
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,249
BUT SHE KNOWS
WHAT ELSE SHE HAS TO DO,
703
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,216
TEETH, JAMMIES,
704
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,118
AND MR. BROWN.
705
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,786
WHO'S MR. BROWN?
706
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,588
AH, MR. BROWN
707
00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:25,657
IS HER FAVORITE STUFFIE.
708
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,658
HER MOM GAVE IT TO HER.
709
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:27,692
HUH?
710
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,695
SO, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING TONIGHT?
711
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:31,897
TONIGHT, UH,
712
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:33,098
A FRIEND OF MINE,
713
00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:35,600
ACTUALLY MY BUSINESS PARTNER,
JEREMY,
714
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,036
IS DRAGGING ME OUT,
715
00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:40,338
BECAUSE... HE SEEMS TO THINK
716
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,173
THAT I NEED TO GET
BACK IN THE GAME.
717
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,242
AH.
718
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,243
YEAH.
719
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,311
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
720
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,212
[JEREMY]: HOLA!
ANYONE HOME?
721
00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:49,047
UNCLE JER'!
722
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,816
HI, CHAR!
HOW'S MY NUMBER ONE GIRL, HUH?
723
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,018
OOF. GIVE ME
SOME KNUCKLES.
724
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,219
BOOM!
725
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:57,155
OH, LA-LA...
726
00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,691
YOU MUST BE THE NEW NANNY
I'VE HEARD ABOUT.
727
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,026
JULIA, THIS IS JEREMY.
728
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,027
JEREMY, JULIA.
729
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,962
PLEASE, DO NOT
EMBARRASS ME.
730
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:05,630
-HI.
-HI.
731
00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,365
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
732
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,333
WOW.
733
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:09,768
YOU ARE... FIT.
734
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:11,036
[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]
735
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,003
MAYBE I SHOULD SIGN UP
FOR THAT BOOT CAMP
736
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:13,171
SCOTT'S BEEN DOING.
737
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:14,706
I COULD USE
A LITTLE TONE UP, HUH?
738
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,808
-WHAT DO YOU THINK?
-SURE.
739
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:17,876
OKAY, ON THAT
740
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,644
INCREDIBLY
INAPPROPRIATE MOMENT,
741
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,146
I THINK WE SHOULD
GET GOING.
742
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:22,047
YOU HAVE MY CELL,
RIGHT?
743
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,181
YES, IT'S IN THE PHONE.
744
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:25,350
OKAY, AND YOU,
YOUNG LADY, YOU...
745
00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:26,818
YOU BE GOOD, OKAY?
746
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:27,819
ALL RIGHT,
WE SHOULD GO.
747
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:28,687
YEAH.
748
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,388
YOU BE BAD.
749
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,756
REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.
750
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,230
ALL RIGHT, HOMEWORK.
751
00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:43,001
LET'S START HERE.
752
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:47,339
[BABY CRYING]
753
00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:50,008
[CRYING]
754
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:54,145
IT'S OKAY...
755
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,881
[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]
756
00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:03,188
HERE, THIS
SHOULD HELP.
757
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,691
[STOPS CRYING]
758
00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:08,159
[SIGHS] THANK YOU.
759
00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:12,764
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
760
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,099
BEDTIME?
761
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,375
IS THIS YOUR FIRST NANNY JOB?
762
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:27,045
YEAH, SORT OF.
763
00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:28,747
ARE YOU A MOM?
764
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,816
NO, NOT YET.
765
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,084
HOW COME?
766
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,152
WELL...
767
00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,822
I GUESS I HAVEN'T MET
THE RIGHT DADDY.
768
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:43,828
THERE YOU GO.
769
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:47,165
SNUG AS A BUG IN THE RUG.
770
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,234
THANKS FOR
YOUR HELP TODAY.
771
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:50,435
YOU'RE PRETTY SMART
772
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:53,304
FOR A SEVEN-YEAR-
AND-THREE-MONTH-OLD.
773
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,973
THANKS.
774
00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:02,781
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN THEM, GWEN.
775
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,316
THEY WERE ALL DRESSED UP
FOR A NIGHT OF TROLLING.
776
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,218
JUST BECAUSE
HE'S GOING OUT
777
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:08,486
DOESN'T MEAN HE'S PICKING UP.
778
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,487
SCRATCH BETTY.
779
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:12,157
SHE'S NEW, NOT 90.
780
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,359
[JULIA]: HE SAID HE WAS
GETTING BACK IN THE GAME.
781
00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:15,493
I MEAN, IF THAT DOESN'T MEAN
HE'S PICKING UP,
782
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,095
I'M NOT SURE WHAT DOES.
783
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,831
[SIGHS]
784
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,266
WHAT IF HE DOES MEET
SOMEONE TONIGHT?
785
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:23,068
SO WHAT, JULIA? YOU'RE IN.
786
00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,236
I MEAN, YOU'RE BASICALLY LIKE
A SURROGATE TO HIS CHILDREN NOW.
787
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,237
THERE'S NO COMPETITION.
788
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:27,105
MAXINE?
789
00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:28,339
NO MAXINE.
790
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,941
BUT WHY NOT?
THAT WAS OUR FIRST CHOICE.
791
00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:31,242
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE KIDS
ARE GOING TO CALL HER?
792
00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:33,244
MAXI? MAX?
793
00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:34,546
MAX...
794
00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:35,847
MAXI-PAD.
795
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,783
-YEAH.
-GOTCHA. OKAY.
796
00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:40,952
ANYWAY...
797
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:43,888
MR. BROWN.
798
00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:46,391
I MEAN, HE IS KIND OF
THE PERFECT HUSBAND MATERIAL,
799
00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:49,160
WITH THE HOUSE AND THE KIDS.
800
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,329
AND YOU'RE RIGHT,
801
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,898
AS SOON AS HE SEES
HOW GREAT I AM
802
00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:56,000
WITH CHARLOTTE AND MATTIE,
803
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,135
HE'S SURE TO FALL IN LOVE
WITH ME, RIGHT?
804
00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:58,369
TENNESSEE?
805
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,105
LIKE, TENNY?
806
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,206
SHE'S A 10!
807
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,207
[LAUGHING]
808
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,575
LOOK, UM,
809
00:29:03,608 --> 00:29:04,876
I SHOULD GO CHECK
810
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,077
ON THE GIRLS.
811
00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:07,212
I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.
812
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:42,914
HELLO.
813
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,617
[CHUCKLES]
814
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:46,918
HEY, SLEEPYHEAD,
815
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,153
WAKE UP.
816
00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:49,854
[SIGHS GROGGILY] HEY.
817
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,023
HEY.
818
00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:53,291
-SORRY.
-THAT'S OKAY.
819
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:54,893
WHAT TIME IS IT?
820
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:56,628
UH, JUST A LITTLE
AFTER 10:00.
821
00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,563
THAT'S IT?
822
00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,131
YEAH, NO, I JUST,
823
00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:01,032
I GUESS I JUST WASN'T INTO
THE WHOLE SCENE, REALLY.
824
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,600
REALLY?
825
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,470
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE I'M JUST TOO OLD,
826
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,638
OR JADED, OR SOMETHING,
827
00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:08,439
BUT IT JUST KIND OF
FELT LIKE A...
828
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,208
-LIKE A MEAT MARKET?
-YES.
829
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:11,976
EXACTLY LIKE A MEAT MARKET.
830
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,244
ANYWAY, SO I CAME HOME.
831
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:14,245
I WAS JUST GOING TO GET A DRINK.
832
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,513
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING?
833
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,915
WATER WOULD BE GREAT.
834
00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,951
WATER, OKAY.
I CAN DO THAT.
835
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,152
[SIGHING]
836
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,256
SO, UH, HOW WERE THE GIRLS?
837
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,092
THE GIRLS WERE GREAT,
NO PROBLEMS.
838
00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:29,961
-MY KIDS?
-YEAH.
839
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,163
-REALLY? WOW.
-YUP.
840
00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:33,264
OKAY.
841
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:35,500
WELL, GOOD, I GUESS.
842
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,969
THERE YOU GO.
843
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:42,240
LOOK, I JUST, UM,
I WANTED TO ASK YOU, UM,
844
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:45,643
DID CHARLOTTE
TALK TO YOU AT ALL
845
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,213
ABOUT HER MOM
BY ANY CHANCE?
846
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,315
NO, SHE DIDN'T.
847
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,516
OH.
848
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,518
[CLEARING THROAT]
849
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:55,920
I WAS JUST SORT OF THINKING
THAT, YOU KNOW,
850
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:57,589
WITH YOU BEING A GIRL AND ALL,
851
00:30:57,622 --> 00:31:01,092
THAT SHE MIGHT OPEN UP
TO YOU A LITTLE BIT.
852
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,227
NOT THAT WE DON'T TALK.
853
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,529
I MEAN,
WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING,
854
00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:09,267
BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST...
855
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,369
EVER SINCE HER MOM DIED,
856
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:14,272
SHE'S BEEN...
857
00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:16,274
SHE'S BEEN QUIETER, YOU KNOW?
858
00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:18,343
WHAT HAPPENED?
859
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,713
TO HER MOM, YOUR WIFE?
860
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,314
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT,
861
00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:24,315
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
862
00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,285
NO, NO, UH, IT'S FINE.
863
00:31:27,318 --> 00:31:28,519
UM...
864
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,388
I MEAN, I SHOULD PROBABLY
TELL YOU, ANYWAY,
865
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:33,491
IN CASE SHE DOES
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, RIGHT?
866
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:35,526
[SIGHING]
867
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,594
UH...
868
00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:42,500
SHORTLY AFTER WE FOUND OUT
869
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:46,437
THAT CLAIRE WAS PREGNANT
WITH MATTIE,
870
00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:48,339
SHE STARTED HAVING
ALL THESE WEIRD THINGS
871
00:31:48,373 --> 00:31:51,309
HAPPEN TO HER BODY.
872
00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:54,112
LIKE, UH, YOU KNOW, BUMPS,
AND PAINS AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
873
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:55,546
BUT WE JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS THE PREGNANCY,
874
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,048
SO WE DIDN'T REALLY...
875
00:31:57,081 --> 00:32:02,086
WE DIDN'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION.
876
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,088
[SIGHING HEAVILY]
877
00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,089
BUT THEN THINGS GOT WORSE,
878
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:07,191
SHE STARTED TO FEEL WORSE.
879
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:11,763
THE DOCTOR SAID
THAT WASN'T NORMAL.
880
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:15,066
SO WE DID SOME TESTS.
881
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,334
TWO MONTHS LATER,
882
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:19,237
SHE WAS DIAGNOSED
WITH STAGE FOUR CANCER.
883
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:23,241
I CAN'T IMAGINE.
884
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,275
YEAH.
885
00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:26,711
AND OF COURSE,
886
00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:31,082
SHE REFUSED THE CHEMO
BECAUSE OF MATTIE.
887
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,750
SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT.
888
00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:37,655
SEVEN MONTHS LATER,
889
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:45,496
SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL,
HEALTHY BABY GIRL...
890
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,031
[SIGHS]
891
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:51,602
AND AN HOUR LATER, SHE DIED.
892
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,507
BUT NOT BEFORE THEY MET.
893
00:32:56,541 --> 00:33:01,312
THEY WERE BOTH DETERMINED THAT
THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
894
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:05,650
AND IT WAS
JUST FOR A MOMENT, BUT...
895
00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:08,519
I KNOW THEY SAY THAT
NEWBORNS' EYES DON'T FOCUS,
896
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:09,687
BUT...
897
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,224
I SAW THE WAY MATTIE
LOOKED AT CLAIRE,
898
00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:14,559
AND SHE KNEW...
899
00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:18,730
I MEAN, SHE KNEW THAT
THAT WAS HER MOM.
900
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,769
SO THEY MET.
901
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:28,272
THEY MET.
902
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:31,743
I AM SO SORRY.
903
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:34,679
YEAH, ME TOO.
904
00:33:34,712 --> 00:33:36,147
BUT ANYWAY...
905
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,715
[SIGHS] OH, BOY.
906
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:41,419
YOU KNOW,
WE'RE MANAGING.
907
00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:42,587
ANYWAY.
908
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,089
YEAH, WE'RE MANAGING.
909
00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:47,592
BUT, UH...
910
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,594
CHARLOTTE, WOW, SHE'S...
911
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:50,661
SHE'S BEEN MY ROCK,
912
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:53,197
BECAUSE, HONESTLY, I...
913
00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:56,200
I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE
MADE IT THROUGH THIS
914
00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:57,802
WITHOUT HER.
915
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:03,574
YEAH, AND...
916
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:05,676
NOW YOU'RE HERE, TOO, RIGHT?
917
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,745
SO THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER.
918
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,814
I WANT TO HELP.
919
00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:13,418
I REALLY WANT TO HELP.
920
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,353
THANK YOU.
921
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,358
I SHOULD GO.
922
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,592
I HAVE TO
GET UP EARLY.
923
00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:22,593
OF COURSE, YEAH.
924
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:23,628
BOOT CAMP, RIGHT?
925
00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:25,496
YOU KNOW IT.
926
00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:26,497
YEAH.
927
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:28,900
WELL, UM,
I'LL SEE MONDAY.
928
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,902
OKAY.
929
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:32,703
MONDAY.
930
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,672
[CLEARS THROAT]
931
00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:35,840
GOOD NIGHT.
932
00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:37,141
GOOD NIGHT.
933
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:41,345
I MEAN, IT'S SO TRAGIC,
934
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:44,215
NEVER TO SEE YOUR
CHILDREN GROW UP?
935
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,185
KIND OF LIKE MOM?
936
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,920
I MEAN, SHE SAW US
GROW UP TO BE TEENAGERS,
937
00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:51,722
BUT SHE'S NEVER GOING TO GET
TO MEET HER GRANDDAUGHTER.
938
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:52,824
AW...
939
00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,325
HERE IT IS,
940
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:55,460
3D BABY MONITOR.
941
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,328
IT COMES WITH GLASSES
942
00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:58,663
THAT GIVE YOU
THE ADDED BONUS VALUE
943
00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:01,165
OF ENTERTAINMENT
WHILE YOU WATCH YOUR BABY SLEEP!
944
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:01,933
I TOTALLY NEED THIS!
945
00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:03,167
RIGHT?
946
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,902
-THANK YOU!
-YEAH.
947
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,204
HOW AWESOME IS THIS?
948
00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:09,440
I MEAN, IT'S GOOD
THAT CHARLOTTE'S GOT YOU NOW.
949
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,409
YOU KNOW, AND WHO KNOWS,
MAYBE YOU'LL BECOME MORE.
950
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,610
I DON'T KNOW, GWEN,
951
00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:13,811
IT FEELS WRONG
952
00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,379
GOING AFTER SOMEONE
WITH A WOUNDED HEART.
953
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,248
LOOK, I GET THAT HE'S BEEN
THROUGH SOME STUFF,
954
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:19,250
BUT EVERYONE HAS A SECOND
CHANCE AT HAPPINESS.
955
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,518
WHO'S TO SAY
YOU'RE NOT HIS?
956
00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:23,254
JUST KEEP THE DOOR
OPEN TO IT, ALL RIGHT?
957
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,922
NOW, THIS IS THE LATEST
958
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,258
FROM THE MOMMY
AND MOZART COLLECTION.
959
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,693
MANY EXPECTANT MOTHERS
PLAY THIS
960
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:30,561
FOR THEIR DEVELOPING FOETUS.
961
00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:32,797
IT'S REALLY FOR
THE AVANT GARDE PARENT.
962
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,899
THAT'S SO TOTALLY
ME AND PHIL.
963
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,601
LIKE, COMPLETELY.
964
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:38,903
THERE IS A CORRELATION
965
00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:41,639
BETWEEN CLASSICAL
MUSIC-LISTENING BABY FETUSES
966
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:43,541
BECOMING EXCELLENT
MATHEMATICIANS.
967
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:44,542
THEY, LIKE, DID A STUDY.
968
00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:46,544
OH, I'M SURE THEY DID.
969
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:48,980
ARE BEARS GENDER NEUTRAL?
970
00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:51,349
CHARLOTTE WOULD LOVE THIS.
971
00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:52,917
IT'S PERFECT FOR HER.
972
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,620
SEE? YOU'RE ALREADY
THINKING LIKE A MOMMY.
973
00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:01,492
GOOD MORNING.
974
00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:02,894
HEY, YOU BROUGHT SUPPLIES.
975
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,328
THAT I DID.
976
00:36:06,364 --> 00:36:07,365
HEY, SWEETHEART.
977
00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:10,902
CHARLOTTE,
978
00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:11,869
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS.
979
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,005
I'M ALMOST 8, YOU KNOW.
980
00:36:14,038 --> 00:36:15,473
I DON'T PLAY WITH STUFFIES.
981
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,841
HEY...
982
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:17,708
DON'T BE SO RUDE,
YOU LITTLE RAT,
983
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:18,976
SHE'S JUST TRYING
TO BE THOUGHTFUL.
984
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,811
NO, IT'S... IT'S FINE.
985
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,346
OF COURSE.
986
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:24,015
I MEAN, YOU ALREADY
HAVE MR. BROWN,
987
00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:25,249
AND HE'S PRETTY SPECIAL.
988
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,517
HE'S NOT A STUFFIE.
989
00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,920
HE'S A RABBIT.
990
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:30,421
AND, YES, HE IS SPECIAL.
991
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:33,324
OKAY, ON THAT NOTE,
992
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,825
I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
993
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,494
MATTIE'S STILL
UPSTAIRS SLEEPING,
994
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,729
SHE SHOULD BE UP
IN A FEW MINUTES.
995
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,331
UM, YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER
AT THE OFFICE
996
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,333
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
997
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:43,935
AND THIS ONE'S
FRIEND'S MOM
998
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:44,869
IS DROPPING HER OFF
AFTER SCHOOL, SO...
999
00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:46,037
GOOD?
1000
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:47,305
I'M GOOD.
1001
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:48,573
HAVE A--
HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK.
1002
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:50,007
GOOD LUCK.
1003
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:50,908
BYE, CHARLOTTE.
1004
00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:02,520
HEY...
1005
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:03,721
[BURBLING AND BABBLING]
1006
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:05,489
YEAH.
1007
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,493
[COOING SOFTLY]
1008
00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:10,528
HI.
1009
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:14,465
[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]
1010
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:26,477
HEY.
1011
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,547
TICKLE, TICKLE,
TICKLE, TICKLE...
1012
00:37:31,048 --> 00:37:32,950
[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]
1013
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,418
HI.
1014
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:37,288
[BLOWING AND BURBLING PLAYFULLY]
1015
00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:40,658
COME ON, MATTIE.
1016
00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:42,660
YEAH!
1017
00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:43,661
YES!
1018
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:44,795
OH, YOU DID IT.
1019
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,564
YOU DID IT!
1020
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:47,465
CHARLOTTE, DID YOU SEE?
1021
00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:48,466
MATTIE WAS WALKING.
1022
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:51,435
WHATEVER.
1023
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:55,973
THAT WAS GOOD.
THAT WAS GOOD.
1024
00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:58,509
YOU WANT A SNACK?
1025
00:37:58,542 --> 00:37:59,577
I HAVE SOME
LEFTOVER PASTA.
1026
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,679
ACTUALLY,
I DON'T FEEL LIKE PASTA.
1027
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,382
I WANT A GRILLED CHEESE.
1028
00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:05,950
OF COURSE.
COMING RIGHT UP.
1029
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,420
VOILA.
1030
00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:10,955
THAT'S NOT THE WAY
MY DAD MAKES IT.
1031
00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:12,123
OH.
1032
00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:14,025
HOW ABOUT SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS?
1033
00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,092
YOU GOT IT.
1034
00:38:16,727 --> 00:38:18,095
I WANT WAFFLES.
1035
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,433
YOUR WAFFLES.
1036
00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:25,870
[♪♪]
1037
00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:34,478
I ONLY LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE.
1038
00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:42,486
CHEESE PUFFS?
1039
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:48,759
OKAY.
1040
00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:50,494
[SIGHING]
1041
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,501
HERE, THIS IS
HOW YOU DO IT.
1042
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,607
OH. THANKS.
1043
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:07,178
[GASPING IN DISGUST] AW...
1044
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:08,913
OH, THESE SHOULD BE BURNED.
1045
00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:10,981
ACTUALLY,
WE LIKE TO WASH THEM.
1046
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,518
THESE ARE DISPOSABLE DIAPERS.
1047
00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:16,620
DISPOSABLE DIRTY DIAPERS.
1048
00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:19,023
WE LIKE TO RECYCLE.
1049
00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:21,158
REALLY?
1050
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,426
UH-HUH.
1051
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,829
AND MY DAD WILL BE REALLY HAPPY.
1052
00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:29,567
OKAY. GREAT.
1053
00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:34,505
[GIGGLING]
1054
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:42,747
[SIGHS]
1055
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,048
DONE.
1056
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,683
[BABY CRYING, OVER MONITOR]
1057
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:47,618
MATTIE'S UP.
1058
00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:49,420
I'M GOING TO GO GET HER.
1059
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:06,070
HEY, YOU GUYS.
1060
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:08,072
HOW YOU DOING?
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
1061
00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:09,540
PRETTY GOOD.
1062
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,809
GOOD. HI.
1063
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:14,512
OH, MY.
1064
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:16,080
DID I MISS A PARTY
OR SOMETHING?
1065
00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:17,648
YEAH, I MEANT TO GET TO THOSE,
1066
00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:18,816
AS SOON AS I FINISHED
FOLDING THE DIAPERS.
1067
00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:20,818
FOLDING THE DIAPERS?
1068
00:40:20,851 --> 00:40:22,553
YEAH, I WASHED AND FOLDED
THE DIAPERS
1069
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:23,621
JUST LIKE YOU LIKE IT.
1070
00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:25,956
WOW.
1071
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,691
THAT'S GREAT.
1072
00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:28,859
REUSE AND RECYCLE, RIGHT?
1073
00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:30,261
REUSE AND RECYCLE
THE DIAPERS,
1074
00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:32,496
THAT'S GREAT. YEAH.
1075
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,065
UM...
1076
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,968
OH, YEAH, I, UH,
BABY-PROOFED THE HOUSE.
1077
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,670
BABY-PROOFED THE HOUSE.
1078
00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:40,838
GREAT.
1079
00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:42,773
HEY, I WANT TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
1080
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:43,808
WANT TO SHOW HIM?
1081
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:44,809
YEAH.
1082
00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:47,511
OKAY, MATTIE.
1083
00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:53,017
GOOD GIRL!
1084
00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:54,118
AMAZING, RIGHT?
1085
00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:55,753
IT'S AMAZING.
1086
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,624
ISN'T IT TIME
FOR JULIA TO GO HOME?
1087
00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:02,193
CHARLOTTE, HONEY,
DID YOU SEE THIS?
1088
00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:03,894
YOUR SISTER
IS WALKING.
1089
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:05,930
[ANGRILY] YEAH, I DID.
1090
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,068
WELL, I'D BETTER GET GOING.
1091
00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:12,002
OH, THE DISHES.
1092
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,537
OH, NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY.
1093
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,906
WE'LL DO THE DISHES,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
1094
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,308
OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
1095
00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:18,542
BYE, CHARLOTTE.
1096
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:21,312
BYE, MATTIE.
1097
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:23,147
BYE.
1098
00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,114
BYE-BYE.
1099
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,150
SEE YOU LATER.
1100
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:28,719
YOU'RE WALKING.
1101
00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:30,955
SHE'S WALKING, ISN'T THAT GREAT?
1102
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,690
COME HERE, YOU.
DON'T BE SO GRUMPY.
1103
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:38,596
[♪♪]
1104
00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,564
OKAY, LADIES, AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
1105
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:41,298
KEEP IT UP.
1106
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,933
30 MORE SECONDS.
1107
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:44,335
[GROANING IN PAIN]
1108
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,871
PERFECT.
1109
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:49,306
ARE YOU OKAY?
1110
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,275
KARLA, WHY DON'T YOU
START STRETCHING?
1111
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:53,811
YEAH.
1112
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,246
YOU KNOW WHAT, JULIA,
1113
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,147
IF YOU WORK LIKE THIS,
IF YOU ALTERNATE LIKE THIS,
1114
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,249
YOU GET A WAY
BETTER WORKOUT.
1115
00:41:58,282 --> 00:41:59,250
OKAY, AMBER, THANK YOU.
1116
00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:00,885
[SCREAMING IN PAIN]
1117
00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:03,754
[BABIES ALL START CRYING]
1118
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:06,257
KARLA, WHAT IS IT?
1119
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:07,591
THE BABY!
1120
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:08,926
IT'S COMING!
1121
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,160
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOUR BABIES NEVER CAME EARLY.
1122
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,629
TAKE IT UP WITH HIM.
1123
00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:12,796
[GASPING IN PANIC]
1124
00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:13,931
GWEN, GO GET YOUR CAR.
1125
00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:15,866
NO, NO, NO, NO TIME.
IT'S COMING NOW!
1126
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,102
AMBER, CALL 911.
1127
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:19,169
TELL THEM EXACTLY
WHAT'S GOING ON.
1128
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,704
GWEN, GET ME SOME TOWELS.
1129
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:21,705
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
PUT THE BABY ON A TOWEL.
1130
00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:22,673
YOU, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
1131
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,008
READY?
YOU MEAN, ME? US?
1132
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,376
HERE?
1133
00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:26,677
YES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY
AT BABY BOOTCAMP.
1134
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,678
NOW, I NEED YOU
TO GO BEHIND HER,
1135
00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,380
SUPPORT HER BACK AND HER NECK.
1136
00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,649
OKAY, UH...
1137
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:32,616
ARE YOU COOL
WITH THIS?
1138
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:33,651
ALL RIGHT,
1139
00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:34,318
NOW, I NEED YOU
TO PUSH, OKAY?
1140
00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:35,819
THANK YOU, GOT IT.
1141
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:36,820
IT'S GOING TO GET
A LITTLE CREEPY AND WEIRD.
1142
00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:37,821
YOU READY?
1143
00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:39,323
OKAY, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
1144
00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:40,324
[SCREAMING]
1145
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:41,659
THAT'S IT.
1146
00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:42,760
GOOD, GOOD.
ONE MORE.
1147
00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:44,228
[SCREAMING IN PAIN]
1148
00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:45,663
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
1149
00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:46,931
THERE YOU GO,
I CAN SEE HIM.
1150
00:42:46,964 --> 00:42:48,666
I CAN SEE HIM.
1151
00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:50,801
THIS IS CRAZY.
1152
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,870
[SCREAMING]
1153
00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:59,009
[BABY SQUAWKING]
1154
00:43:00,844 --> 00:43:03,714
[LAUGHING AND SOBBING IN JOY]
1155
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,782
OH, MY GOODNESS.
1156
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,820
THANK YOU.
1157
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,895
HEY!
1158
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,263
HE'S GOT BLOOD ON HIS HANDS.
CALL FOR BACK-UP!
1159
00:43:19,296 --> 00:43:20,664
I NEED YOUR HELP, COME ON--
1160
00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:21,899
HE'S GOT BLOOD ON HIS HANDS.
FREEZE!
1161
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:22,900
WHOA! WHAT?
1162
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:23,901
HEY, HEY, HEY.
1163
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,102
I THINK THERE'S BEEN
1164
00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:26,003
A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING
HERE, GUYS.
1165
00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:27,171
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1166
00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,939
STAND BACK.
HE MAY STILL BE ARMED.
1167
00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:31,075
ARMED? WITH WHAT,
A BABY SOOTHER?
1168
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,309
THIS MAN JUST
DELIVERED A BABY.
1169
00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:33,210
YES!
1170
00:43:33,243 --> 00:43:34,211
THAT'S RIGHT,
1171
00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:35,446
A BABY!
1172
00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:36,447
SO MAYBE YOU COULD COME
AND HELP US OUT?
1173
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,148
OH.
1174
00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:41,151
OH, WELL...
I-I LIKE BABIES. SURE.
1175
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,152
GOOD, I'M GOOD,
1176
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:44,188
ENOUGH WITH ALL THE FUSS.
1177
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:46,390
THE ENTIRE PARK JUST
SAW ALL MY LADY PARTS,
1178
00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:47,324
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD.
1179
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,463
[CHATTING SOFTLY]
1180
00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:53,797
AMAZING.
1181
00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:54,798
YOU WERE INCREDIBLE,
1182
00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,834
HOW YOU JUST
JUMPED IN THERE.
1183
00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:59,203
NO, NO, YOU WERE
INCREDIBLE.
1184
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:00,771
AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU WERE INCREDIBLE, TOO.
1185
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,406
[CHUCKLING]
1186
00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:05,809
YOU THE ORGANIZER HERE
OF THIS LITTLE...
1187
00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:07,077
BABY BOOTCAMP?
1188
00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:08,112
AND...
1189
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,380
DO NOT TRY AND DENY IT.
1190
00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:10,948
RIGHT.
1191
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:12,449
PERMIT AND INSURANCE, PLEASE.
1192
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,019
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T HAVE
THOSE THINGS RIGHT NOW,
1193
00:44:15,052 --> 00:44:15,986
BUT I AM WORKING ON IT.
1194
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:17,988
YOU JUST PAY THIS TICKET.
1195
00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:21,458
AND CONSIDER
YOURSELF LUCKY
1196
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,227
THAT YOUR FRIEND HERE,
1197
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:25,162
WHO GAVE BIRTH UNDER YOUR WATCH,
1198
00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:26,730
DOESN'T SUE.
1199
00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:27,965
AS IF I WOULD.
1200
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,066
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS GROUP,
1201
00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:30,768
WHO KNOWS
WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
1202
00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:32,736
SEEING AS YOU ALL TOOK
YOUR SWEET TIME GETTING HERE.
1203
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:33,937
[CHUCKLING] OKAY.
1204
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,339
IF I SEE YOU HERE,
1205
00:44:35,372 --> 00:44:38,208
OR ANYWHERE IN THIS PARK,
1206
00:44:38,242 --> 00:44:40,477
WITHOUT THE PROPER
DOCUMENTATION,
1207
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,012
I'M GOING TO SHUT YOU DOWN,
1208
00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:43,247
FOR GOOD.
1209
00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:46,884
AND THAT'S A PROMISE.
1210
00:44:48,218 --> 00:44:49,753
LET'S GO!
1211
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:54,925
[JULIA]: WELL, THAT'S IT,
1212
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:56,360
MY CAREER IS OFFICIALLY OVER.
1213
00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:58,362
HE SHUT DOWN MY BOOT CAMP.
1214
00:44:58,395 --> 00:44:59,430
FOR NOW.
1215
00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:01,298
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, JULES.
1216
00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,967
YOU'VE GOT A NEW NANNY JOB
WITH EXTRA HOURS,
1217
00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:06,236
WHICH DEFINITELY MEANS
THAT HE LIKES YOU.
1218
00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:08,439
YEAH, UNTIL HE FINDS OUT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
1219
00:45:10,174 --> 00:45:11,542
WHO IS THIS?
1220
00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:13,110
OH, THIS IS STEPHANIE,
MY MIDWIFE.
1221
00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:15,446
STEPHANIE,
THIS IS MY SISTER.
1222
00:45:15,479 --> 00:45:17,147
YOU KNOW, JULIA--
1223
00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:18,482
FOOD, IT'S THE WAY
TO A MAN'S HEART.
1224
00:45:18,515 --> 00:45:19,783
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
1225
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,018
HONEY. PSST.
1226
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,386
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1227
00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:23,454
OKAY, OUR FOURTH DATE,
1228
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:25,122
YOU COOKED ME
A BEEF TENDERLOIN
1229
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:28,325
WITH BERNAISE SAUCE
AND GARLIC MASHED POTATOES.
1230
00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:29,927
[CHUCKLES IN AWE]
THAT WAS THE FIRST DAY
1231
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,928
I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1232
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:31,962
AW, REALLY?
1233
00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:35,199
[TOGETHER]: I LOVE YOU.
1234
00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:36,233
[TOGETHER] SAME!
1235
00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:37,801
YOU...
1236
00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:40,938
FOOD.
1237
00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:41,939
IT'S THE WAY
TO A MAN'S HEART.
1238
00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,507
SO, CHARLOTTE,
1239
00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:44,808
YOUR DAD ASKED ME TO
COOK DINNER TONIGHT.
1240
00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:46,543
ANY IDEA ON
WHAT HE MIGHT LIKE?
1241
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,544
WHY?
1242
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:48,545
I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE FUN
1243
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,881
TO HAVE DINNER
AS A FAMILY.
1244
00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,416
WELL, HE DEFINITELY
DOESN'T LIKE MEAT.
1245
00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:53,917
SO HE'S LIKE A VEGETARIAN?
1246
00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:54,918
OH, YEAH.
1247
00:45:54,952 --> 00:45:56,553
LOTS OF VEGETABLES.
1248
00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:57,554
COOL.
1249
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,022
I CAN MAKE A MEAN TOFU.
1250
00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:01,859
OH, HE LOVES TOFU.
1251
00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:03,861
[SNEERING]: HEY, CHARLOTTE,
LOVE YOUR HAIR.
1252
00:46:03,894 --> 00:46:06,063
[LAUGHING MEANLY]
1253
00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:07,264
CAN WE JUST GO?
1254
00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:09,466
[GIRLS LAUGH]
1255
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,501
HEY, YOU OKAY?
1256
00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:13,937
NO ONE WEARS PIGTAILS ANYMORE.
1257
00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:15,439
[GENTLE KNOCK ON DOOR]
1258
00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:17,541
CHARLOTTE?
1259
00:46:19,076 --> 00:46:20,377
[TAPS SOFTLY]
1260
00:46:22,646 --> 00:46:23,881
YOU HUNGRY?
1261
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:25,082
I'VE GOT SNACKS?
1262
00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:26,850
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
1263
00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:28,919
[SIGHING]
1264
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,156
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL,
THERE WERE MEAN GIRLS, TOO.
1265
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:37,094
GIRLS THAT MADE YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH,
1266
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,463
PRETTY ENOUGH.
1267
00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:40,631
MELISSA CUTHBURT.
1268
00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:42,366
SHE'S ALWAYS PICKING ON
MY CLOTHES,
1269
00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:44,067
MY HAIR.
1270
00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:45,502
SHE SAID I LOOK LIKE A BABY
1271
00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:48,138
BECAUSE I STILL
WEAR MY HAIR IN PIGTAILS.
1272
00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:50,073
WHAT'S WRONG WITH PIGTAILS?
1273
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,475
I LOVE PIGTAILS.
1274
00:46:51,508 --> 00:46:53,477
MELISSA GETS HER HAIR CUT
IN A SALON.
1275
00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:56,613
DAD STILL CUTS MINE.
1276
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,949
AND HE DOESN'T GET
THAT MY CLOTHES ARE OLD,
1277
00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:01,418
OR THAT I DON'T WANT TO WEAR
PIGTAILS ANYMORE.
1278
00:47:01,451 --> 00:47:03,620
YOU KNOW...
1279
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,656
MY MOM DIED WHEN I WAS 13.
1280
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,058
SHE DID?
1281
00:47:09,226 --> 00:47:11,628
YEAH, SHE DID,
RIGHT BEFORE HIGH SCHOOL.
1282
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,596
AND TRUST ME,
1283
00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:13,931
YOU'VE NEVER
MET A MEAN GIRL
1284
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,599
TILL YOU MEET ONE
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1285
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:18,168
AND MY DAD,
1286
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:20,170
WELL, HE DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND EITHER.
1287
00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:21,205
HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
1288
00:47:21,238 --> 00:47:23,073
WHY I WANTED TO WEAR
COOL JEANS
1289
00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:25,309
OR GET MY HAIR
HIGHLIGHTED.
1290
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:29,213
DAD'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO.
1291
00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:30,647
BUT I UNDERSTAND.
1292
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,983
AND IF YOU WANT,
1293
00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,586
MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU.
1294
00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:38,622
OKAY, SO WE HAVE
ONE HOUR
1295
00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,591
TILL MATTIE WAKES UP
FROM HER NAP,
1296
00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:43,093
SO LET'S DO THIS.
1297
00:47:43,126 --> 00:47:45,495
[♪♪]
1298
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:51,168
♪ FROM THE WAY
YOU STYLE YOUR HAIR ♪
1299
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:55,272
♪ IT'S GOT ME FALLING
EVERYWHERE ♪
1300
00:47:55,305 --> 00:47:58,976
♪ AND I LONG
TO SEE YOUR SMILE... ♪
1301
00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:01,578
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1302
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:03,347
I LOVE IT.
1303
00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:22,032
YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT
PUTTING OUTFITS TOGETHER, TOO,
1304
00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,034
SO IF YOU WANT,
MAYBE WE COULD GO SHOPPING.
1305
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,036
GET SOME COOL NEW TOPS.
1306
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:27,104
I SAW THESE GREAT
PINK CONVERSE
1307
00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:29,072
WITH GLITTER
ALL OVER THEM--
1308
00:48:29,106 --> 00:48:30,207
I CAN'T.
1309
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,408
ARE YOU SURE?
1310
00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:33,443
WE COULD MAKE A GIRL'S DAY
OUT OF IT.
1311
00:48:33,477 --> 00:48:35,012
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM, YOU KNOW.
1312
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:37,014
AND IF YOU THINK MY DAD
WILL EVER REPLACE HER,
1313
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:38,382
YOU'RE WRONG.
1314
00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:44,655
[SIGHS]
1315
00:48:51,395 --> 00:48:53,230
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO
DOCTOR'S ORDERS?
1316
00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:55,265
THAT DOES NOT
SMELL LIKE TOFU.
1317
00:48:55,299 --> 00:48:56,400
IT'S SO GOOD, THOUGH.
1318
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:57,668
AND IT HAS LETTUCE AND TOMATOES.
1319
00:49:01,638 --> 00:49:03,473
SO, QUESTION.
1320
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:06,376
DOES SHE HAVE
A BOYFRIEND?
1321
00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:07,678
DOES WHO HAVE
A BOYFRIEND?
1322
00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:10,113
THE HOT NANNY.
1323
00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:14,584
UM... I DON'T KNOW.
1324
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,019
I DON'T THINK SO.
1325
00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:17,521
WHY?
1326
00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:21,191
WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING
THAT I MIGHT, LIKE, ASK HER OUT.
1327
00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:22,492
I MEAN, THAT IS
IF YOU'RE COOL WITH IT.
1328
00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:25,262
ONLY IF YOU'RE
OKAY WITH IT.
1329
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,564
UH... WELL, YEAH,
1330
00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:28,699
I JUST...
1331
00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:30,233
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO
1332
00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:31,268
THE SUPER HOT STEWARDESS
THAT YOU WERE DATING?
1333
00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:33,503
I MEAN, SHE WAS... LIKE, WOW.
1334
00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:35,238
SHE WAS HOT.
1335
00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:36,306
YEAH, LIKE, REALLY. WOW.
1336
00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:37,574
YEAH, BUT HER
TIME CHANGE CLOCK,
1337
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:39,543
IT WAS SCREWING ME UP.
1338
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,244
I WAS GETTING JET-LAGGED
IN MY OWN CITY.
1339
00:49:41,278 --> 00:49:42,713
RIGHT.
1340
00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:44,147
BUT LOOK,
IF YOU'RE NOT COOL
1341
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:45,449
WITH ME ASKING JEMMA OUT,
I WILL JUST--
1342
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,450
JULIA.
1343
00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:48,118
HMM?
1344
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,086
HER NAME IS JULIA.
1345
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:50,153
JULIA. RIGHT.
1346
00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:51,488
I MEANT-I MEANT JULIA.
1347
00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:53,056
I SHOULD GET THAT RIGHT.
1348
00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:54,658
BUT HONESTLY, MAN,
IF YOU'RE NOT OKAY WITH IT,
1349
00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:56,193
I'LL TOTALLY,
LIKE, STEP ASIDE.
1350
00:49:56,226 --> 00:49:58,295
NO, NO, NO, IT'S...
1351
00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:00,397
NO, IT'S FINE.
1352
00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:02,532
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M NOT DATING HER, SO...
1353
00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:04,601
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO?
1354
00:50:04,634 --> 00:50:06,737
WHAT?
1355
00:50:06,770 --> 00:50:08,672
YOU DON'T WANT TO DATE HER.
1356
00:50:08,705 --> 00:50:10,474
UH...
1357
00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:12,476
NO. I MEAN, NO,
SHE'S THE KIDS' NANNY,
1358
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:13,810
THAT'S IT.
1359
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,078
SHE'S THE NANNY.
1360
00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:16,146
YEAH.
1361
00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:17,314
OKAY. SWEET.
1362
00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:19,149
I'LL GRAB HER NUMBER
OFF THAT RESUME.
1363
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:20,283
AND DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
1364
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:21,718
I WILL GIVE YOU
ALL THE DIRTY DEETS.
1365
00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,553
BOO-YA!
1366
00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:26,123
JULIA. JULIA...
1367
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:31,595
I'M HOME!
1368
00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:34,097
-HEY.
-HEY.
1369
00:50:34,131 --> 00:50:35,499
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
1370
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,533
UH, DINNER. REMEMBER?
1371
00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:38,168
YOU ASKED ME
TO START IT, SO...
1372
00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:39,169
HERE IT IS.
1373
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,471
OKAY. WHERE'S MATTIE?
1374
00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:43,140
SHE'S ASLEEP.
1375
00:50:43,173 --> 00:50:44,875
WOW. OKAY.
1376
00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:46,343
WELL, THIS LOOKS
REALLY GOOD.
1377
00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:47,244
YEAH.
1378
00:50:47,277 --> 00:50:50,380
OH, DID YOU EAT BEFORE?
1379
00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:52,682
OH. OH, NO.
1380
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,284
NO, NO, JUST A...
1381
00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:55,185
HERE, I CAN.
1382
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:56,753
OKAY.
1383
00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:59,089
THANK YOU.
1384
00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:03,126
OH, CHARLOTTE.
1385
00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:05,462
SHALL WE?
1386
00:51:05,495 --> 00:51:07,798
HI, SWEETHEART.
1387
00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:13,437
HEY, YOU HAVE A BRAID.
1388
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:15,539
AND PIGTAILS.
1389
00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,207
SURE. YES,
1390
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,275
AND PIGTAILS.
1391
00:51:18,308 --> 00:51:20,210
SO, DID YOU DO FUN STUFF TODAY?
1392
00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:22,245
NOT REALLY.
1393
00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:23,647
JUST GROCERY SHOPPING.
1394
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,615
OH. OKAY.
1395
00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:27,417
ALL RIGHTY.
1396
00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:28,552
IT LOOKS, UH,
1397
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:29,553
IT LOOKS
REALLY GOOD.
1398
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:30,487
IT'S TOFU.
1399
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,788
YOUR FAVORITE.
1400
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,891
TOFU.
1401
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:37,160
OH, AND SORRY, WHO TOLD YOU
THAT TOFU WAS MY FAVORITE?
1402
00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:38,628
CHARLOTTE.
1403
00:51:38,662 --> 00:51:41,665
SHE MENTIONED
YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN.
1404
00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:43,200
DID SHE NOW?
1405
00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:45,702
OKAY. GREAT.
1406
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:49,172
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT--
1407
00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:51,475
NO, NO, NO, IT'S, UH...
1408
00:51:51,508 --> 00:51:52,576
IT'S VERY GOOD.
1409
00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:53,543
I LOVE IT.
1410
00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:54,911
REALLY?
1411
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,179
YOU TRY IT.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
1412
00:51:56,213 --> 00:51:57,814
GO AHEAD, YEAH.
1413
00:52:01,585 --> 00:52:02,552
HMM.
1414
00:52:02,586 --> 00:52:03,420
YEAH.
1415
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:04,721
UM.
1416
00:52:04,754 --> 00:52:06,957
IT'S REALLY, UH...
1417
00:52:06,990 --> 00:52:08,725
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
1418
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:09,860
IT'S REALLY...
1419
00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:11,328
LOVE IT.
1420
00:52:11,361 --> 00:52:12,963
IT'S, UM... IT'S REALLY GOOD.
1421
00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:15,365
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HATE IT!
1422
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,401
WHOA, HONEY. HEY...
1423
00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:20,604
CHARLOTTE, HONEY.
1424
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,342
I'LL JUST--
I'LL GO TALK TO HER.
1425
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:27,344
I'M SORRY.
1426
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,332
HELLO.
1427
00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:51,301
HI.
1428
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,370
YOU KNOW,
1429
00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:56,373
YOU LOOK MORE AND MORE
LIKE YOUR MOM EVERY DAY.
1430
00:52:56,406 --> 00:52:57,807
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT SO SURE.
1431
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,410
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
1432
00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:02,913
I'M STARTING TO NOT REMEMBER
WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE,
1433
00:53:02,946 --> 00:53:04,614
AND IT'S MY FAULT,
1434
00:53:04,648 --> 00:53:06,883
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK ABOUT HER
EVERY DAY LIKE I USED TO.
1435
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,418
OH, SWEETHEART.
1436
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:09,586
IT'S OKAY.
1437
00:53:09,619 --> 00:53:11,655
LOOK...
1438
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:14,491
IT JUST MEANS--
IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE HEALING.
1439
00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:15,625
OKAY?
1440
00:53:17,894 --> 00:53:19,362
AND YOU ARE NEVER
1441
00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:21,698
GOING TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR MOM.
1442
00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:23,767
YOU KNOW WHY?
1443
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,768
BECAUSE SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
1444
00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:27,771
IN YOUR HEART.
1445
00:53:27,804 --> 00:53:30,473
AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE, OKAY?
1446
00:53:30,507 --> 00:53:33,009
I JUST WISH I COULD SEE HER
ONE MORE TIME.
1447
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,811
OH, BABY,
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
1448
00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,648
OH, BABE, IT'S OKAY.
1449
00:53:38,682 --> 00:53:40,784
SHH...
1450
00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:42,485
SHH...
1451
00:53:52,462 --> 00:53:54,664
-HEY.
-HEY.
1452
00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:55,999
-THERE YOU GO.
-THANKS.
1453
00:53:56,032 --> 00:53:58,468
YEAH.
1454
00:53:58,501 --> 00:53:59,769
SO, HOW IS SHE?
1455
00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:01,404
SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
1456
00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:03,873
SHE'S, UH...
1457
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,909
AH, SHE'S UP THERE,
SHE'S GOT ALL THE BLINDS CLOSED,
1458
00:54:05,942 --> 00:54:07,978
SHE'S SETTING
HER LITTLE TEA SET.
1459
00:54:08,011 --> 00:54:09,646
SHE'LL BE FINE.
1460
00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:11,848
SHE JUST MISSES HER MOM
A LOT RIGHT NOW, I THINK.
1461
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:15,619
ANYHOW,
1462
00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:16,820
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS,
1463
00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:18,021
NOW THAT
THE BABY BOOT CAMP THING
1464
00:54:18,054 --> 00:54:19,356
IS ON HOLD FOR A WHILE?
1465
00:54:19,389 --> 00:54:20,790
[SIGHS]
1466
00:54:20,824 --> 00:54:22,359
I DON'T KNOW.
1467
00:54:22,392 --> 00:54:23,660
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
1468
00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:24,794
I'D BE MARRIED AND SETTLED
WITH KIDS BY NOW.
1469
00:54:24,828 --> 00:54:26,763
REALLY?
1470
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:27,731
YEAH.
1471
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,432
BUT... [CHUCKLES]
1472
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:32,602
I DON'T KNOW, JUST TO ME,
YOU SEEM SORT OF, YOU KNOW,
1473
00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:34,704
CAREFREE AND INDEPENDENT.
1474
00:54:34,738 --> 00:54:38,341
YOU KNOW, THE NIGHT SAFARIS,
THE MOUNTAIN HIKING, ALL THAT.
1475
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,010
YEAH, I MEAN, I STILL
WANT TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS,
1476
00:54:40,043 --> 00:54:42,112
I JUST, I ALWAYS ENVISIONED
1477
00:54:42,145 --> 00:54:44,547
A BABY ON MY BACK
WHILE I WAS HIKING,
1478
00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:46,683
OR KIDS IN THE JEEP
ON THE SAFARI.
1479
00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:48,618
WOW.
1480
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:49,819
THAT'S-THAT'S FUNNY,
1481
00:54:49,853 --> 00:54:51,354
BECAUSE,
1482
00:54:51,388 --> 00:54:56,426
WELL, I USED TO HAVE
ALL THOSE SAME VISIONS.
1483
00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:57,694
AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
1484
00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,462
WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED,
1485
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:03,433
I JUST SORT OF
LOST SIGHT OF THEM.
1486
00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:09,105
THEY COULD STILL COME TRUE.
1487
00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:12,876
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1488
00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:14,044
-UM...
-NO, NO, NO.
1489
00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:16,646
MY SISTER'S DUE,
SO I SHOULD GET THIS.
1490
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,881
OF COURSE.
1491
00:55:17,914 --> 00:55:20,917
HELLO?
1492
00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:22,619
JEREMY?
1493
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:25,422
OH, RIGHT.
1494
00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:26,356
RIGHT.
1495
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:31,494
YOU KNOW WHAT, CAN I
GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT?
1496
00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:33,063
ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD.
1497
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:37,734
SO, THAT WAS, UH...
1498
00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:39,469
-JEREMY.
-JEREMY.
1499
00:55:39,502 --> 00:55:40,470
YEAH.
1500
00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:41,905
YEAH. WHAT DID HE WANT?
1501
00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:44,407
HE WANTED TO KNOW
1502
00:55:44,441 --> 00:55:47,844
IF I WOULD GO TO DINNER
WITH HIM SOMETIME.
1503
00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:48,945
IS THAT WEIRD?
1504
00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:52,782
I DON'T KNOW, UH...
1505
00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:54,184
I DON'T KNOW.
1506
00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:55,485
I MEAN, IS IT
WEIRD FOR YOU?
1507
00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:56,419
I DON'T KNOW.
1508
00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:57,620
I DON'T KNOW
EITHER.
1509
00:55:57,654 --> 00:55:58,521
[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]
1510
00:55:58,555 --> 00:56:00,023
IT'S JUST, UM...
1511
00:56:00,056 --> 00:56:01,491
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
1512
00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,159
RIGHT.
1513
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,561
BUT I'LL SE YOU ON MONDAY.
1514
00:56:04,594 --> 00:56:05,962
OKAY.
1515
00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:09,199
YEAH.
1516
00:56:09,232 --> 00:56:10,900
THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GOING OUT WITH HIS FRIEND.
1517
00:56:10,934 --> 00:56:13,069
I MEAN, THAT'S TOTAL SABOTAGE.
1518
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:14,971
YOU SAID YOU KIND OF FELT LIKE
YOU AND SCOTT
1519
00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:16,973
HAD A MOMENT, RIGHT?
1520
00:56:17,006 --> 00:56:18,141
I THINK SO.
1521
00:56:18,174 --> 00:56:19,843
I MEAN, IT FELT LIKE
WE HAD A MOMENT.
1522
00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:21,845
WELL, WHY NOT BE SURE AND
GO OUT ON A DATE WITH JEREMY?
1523
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,213
I DON'T FOLLOW.
1524
00:56:23,246 --> 00:56:25,115
IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO KNOW
1525
00:56:25,148 --> 00:56:26,583
SCOTT'S FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU,
1526
00:56:26,616 --> 00:56:27,817
WHAT BETTER WAY
THAN TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS?
1527
00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:29,452
YOU WOMEN ARE CRUEL.
1528
00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:30,587
SHH... MORE ACHILLES.
1529
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,188
ARE YOU SURE?
1530
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,790
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO
TURN HIM OFF.
1531
00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:35,658
I AM POSITIVE. DO IT.
1532
00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:36,960
OKAY.
1533
00:56:36,993 --> 00:56:38,995
HONEY, HANG THIS UP?
1534
00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:40,964
HMM?
1535
00:56:41,998 --> 00:56:42,932
HMM?
1536
00:56:42,966 --> 00:56:44,067
THANK YOU.
1537
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:45,201
OTHER ONE.
1538
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,470
YOU ARE LUCKY
I LOVE YOU.
1539
00:56:47,504 --> 00:56:49,839
YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH.
1540
00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:52,008
I THINK THIS ONE.
1541
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,109
-THIS ONE?
-YEAH, DEFINITELY.
1542
00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:54,778
DEFINITELY THAT ONE.
1543
00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:56,246
THAT ONE'S CREEPY.
1544
00:56:56,279 --> 00:56:57,247
YEAH, THAT'S BETTER.
1545
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,615
SO, HAVE YOU DECIDED
1546
00:56:58,648 --> 00:57:00,583
WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO
TAKE JULIA?
1547
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:01,551
YOU KNOW,
FOR THE BIG, UH...
1548
00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:03,620
THE BIG DATE.
1549
00:57:03,653 --> 00:57:04,988
OH, YES, I HAVE.
1550
00:57:05,021 --> 00:57:06,556
I WAS THINKING
RODNEY'S OYSTER BAR.
1551
00:57:06,589 --> 00:57:08,491
YOU KNOW, OYSTERS ARE
AN APHRODISIAC.
1552
00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:09,793
YEAH.
1553
00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:12,162
YOU'RE... YOU'RE STILL COOL
WITH THIS, RIGHT?
1554
00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:13,730
OH YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE.
1555
00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:16,666
YOU KNOW WHAT,
1556
00:57:16,699 --> 00:57:17,801
I JUST DON'T THINK
SHE'S YOUR TYPE.
1557
00:57:17,834 --> 00:57:19,769
REALLY? MY TYPE?
1558
00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,805
-YEAH.
-HOW COME?
1559
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:22,939
WELL...
1560
00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:25,508
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
SHE'S BORING.
1561
00:57:25,542 --> 00:57:27,577
LIKE, NO SENSE
OF ADVENTURE WHATSOEVER.
1562
00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:28,912
WOW.
1563
00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:29,913
REALLY, I'M SERIOUS.
1564
00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:33,149
AND SO NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN.
1565
00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:35,018
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I LOOK AT HER,
1566
00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:37,187
AND I JUST DON'T SEE
MOTHER MATERIAL AT ALL,
1567
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,788
SO IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT
SOMETHING SERIOUS,
1568
00:57:38,822 --> 00:57:40,056
THEN I JUST DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S RIGHT--
1569
00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:41,724
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
SLOW IT DOWN, MY FRIEND.
1570
00:57:41,758 --> 00:57:42,992
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT SERIOUS?
1571
00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:44,160
I'M JUST LOOKING
TO HAVE SOME FUN,
1572
00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:45,795
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1573
00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:47,831
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1574
00:57:48,898 --> 00:57:50,633
-OH, THIS ONE'S COOL.
-YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
1575
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:51,601
THAT ONE'S A WINNER.
1576
00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:52,836
YEAH.
1577
00:57:52,869 --> 00:57:55,205
LIKE, THAT'S FUN.
1578
00:58:07,884 --> 00:58:10,553
I BROUGHT SOME OF
MY NINA GIRL P.I. BOOKS
1579
00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:12,222
IN CASE YOU WANTED
TO READ THEM.
1580
00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:13,756
NO THANKS.
1581
00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:14,958
HMM. WELL, I'LL JUST
LEAVE THEM HERE
1582
00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:16,092
IN CASE YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND.
1583
00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:20,930
ALL RIGHT, STINKER,
1584
00:58:20,964 --> 00:58:22,665
LET'S GET
YOUR DIAPER CHANGED.
1585
00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:35,612
[HUMMING SOFTLY]
1586
00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:41,684
[VOICE SINGS SOFTLY
OVER MONITOR]
1587
00:58:46,089 --> 00:58:47,557
HEY, SWEETHEART.
1588
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:51,327
HI, DADDY.
1589
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,562
HI.
1590
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,804
SHE HAS A PRETTY VOICE,
DOESN'T SHE?
1591
00:59:01,838 --> 00:59:03,306
I GUESS.
1592
00:59:03,339 --> 00:59:05,842
SHE DOES.
1593
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:06,709
HEY.
1594
00:59:06,743 --> 00:59:08,278
YOU'RE HOME.
1595
00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:09,812
HERE YOU GO.
1596
00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:10,880
HI, SWEETHEART.
1597
00:59:10,914 --> 00:59:12,682
OH...
1598
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,217
OKAY, WELL, UM,
1599
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:16,753
I JUST NEED TO FRESHEN UP
BEFORE I MEET JEREMY,
1600
00:59:16,786 --> 00:59:19,055
SO DO YOU MIND IF I USE
THE WASHROOM?
1601
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:22,225
UH, YEAH.
YEAH, OF COURSE. YES.
1602
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,328
HMM.
1603
00:59:32,702 --> 00:59:33,836
[SIGHS]
1604
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,879
WELL, I GUESS
I'M GOING TO GET GOING.
1605
00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:44,280
WOW.
1606
00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:46,349
UH...
1607
00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:47,750
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
1608
00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:48,651
THANKS.
1609
00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:52,889
BYE, CHARLOTTE.
1610
00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:53,856
BYE, MATTIE.
1611
00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:56,326
GOOD NIGHT.
1612
00:59:58,227 --> 00:59:59,829
BYE.
1613
00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:01,130
[MATTIE FUSSING]
1614
01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:02,131
OH, IT'S OKAY, SWEETIE.
SHE'S COMING BACK.
1615
01:00:02,165 --> 01:00:04,000
SHE'S COMING BACK...
1616
01:00:04,033 --> 01:00:05,234
SO, TELL ME,
1617
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,436
WHAT DOES JULIA
1618
01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:08,805
THE FITNESS INSTRUCTOR
SLASH NANNY
1619
01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:10,006
LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
1620
01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,241
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
1621
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:13,776
BORING STUFF, I GUESS.
1622
01:00:13,810 --> 01:00:15,878
REALLY?
1623
01:00:15,912 --> 01:00:17,080
HOW ABOUT YOU?
1624
01:00:17,113 --> 01:00:18,281
WELL, PERSONALLY,
1625
01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:21,150
I LOVE TO FEED
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
1626
01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:22,852
OH. NO.
1627
01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:23,953
NO?
1628
01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:25,355
THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
1629
01:00:25,388 --> 01:00:27,056
OKAY.
1630
01:00:28,391 --> 01:00:30,693
SO, HOW LONG HAVE
YOU AND SCOTT BEEN FRIENDS?
1631
01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:31,794
OH!
1632
01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:32,996
[WINCING]
IT'S GOT SOME KICK TO IT.
1633
01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:36,232
UH, A LONG TIME,
SINCE WE WERE, LIKE, 16.
1634
01:00:36,265 --> 01:00:37,767
WOW.
1635
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,269
SO, YOU KNEW HIS WIFE.
1636
01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,971
[SIGHING] YEAH, I DID.
1637
01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:43,773
CLAIRE WAS, UH,
SHE WAS ONE OF A KIND,
1638
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,809
YOU KNOW, SMART,
SOPHISTICATED, CLASSY,
1639
01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:48,745
BUT ALSO REALLY
LAID BACK.
1640
01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:50,947
SHE SOUNDS AMAZING.
1641
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,782
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE HARD
FOR SCOTT TO FIND SOMEONE
1642
01:00:52,815 --> 01:00:54,050
TO LIVE UP TO THAT--
1643
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,252
UNLESS, OF COURSE
HE'S FOUND SOMEONE.
1644
01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:58,187
OH, NO. NO, NO, NO,
1645
01:00:58,221 --> 01:01:00,056
SCOTT HASN'T DATED ANYBODY
SINCE CLAIRE DIED.
1646
01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:01,190
I MEAN, I'VE TRIED
TO GET HIM OUT THERE.
1647
01:01:01,224 --> 01:01:02,959
HE'S JUST...
HE'S NOT INTERESTED.
1648
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:04,460
THAT'S TOO BAD.
1649
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:05,461
I MEAN, HE'S A GREAT GUY.
1650
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:06,796
AND DAD.
1651
01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:09,098
I MEAN, HE'D BE
A GREAT CATCH FOR...
1652
01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:10,800
FOR SOMEONE.
1653
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,468
RIGHT.
1654
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:13,970
FOR SOMEONE--
1655
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,938
LIKE, SAY SOMEONE
WHO'S GREAT WITH HIS KIDS.
1656
01:01:15,972 --> 01:01:17,807
OF COURSE.
I MEAN, THEY'D HAVE TO BE.
1657
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,509
AND FIT.
I MEAN, SCOTT IS A REAL DO-ER.
1658
01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,978
VERY FIT.
SO THEY COULD KEEP UP.
1659
01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:22,912
YEAH, LIKE YOU.
1660
01:01:22,945 --> 01:01:24,180
EXACTLY.
1661
01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:25,148
NO! NOT ME.
1662
01:01:26,249 --> 01:01:27,417
NOT ME-ME.
I MEAN, LIKE ME.
1663
01:01:27,450 --> 01:01:29,952
-LIKE YOU.
-RIGHT...
1664
01:01:29,986 --> 01:01:32,321
-RIGHT.
-RIGHT.
1665
01:01:33,556 --> 01:01:35,425
[TAKING CALMING BREATHS]
1666
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:36,959
OKAY, I'M GOING TO CALL.
1667
01:01:36,993 --> 01:01:38,094
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO CALL.
1668
01:01:39,262 --> 01:01:40,797
[SIGHS]
1669
01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:42,265
AND YOU SHOULD SEE
HOW CUTE HE IS WITH MATTIE.
1670
01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:43,399
I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS
DO YOU KNOW
1671
01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:44,901
THAT WOULD GO TO
A BABY BOOT CAMP?
1672
01:01:44,934 --> 01:01:46,936
-NOT MANY.
-AND ALL THE GIRLS LOVE HIM.
1673
01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:48,204
I MEAN, HE'S JUST...
1674
01:01:48,237 --> 01:01:49,872
CHARMING, AND...
1675
01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:50,907
HE IS.
1676
01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:52,975
SENSITIVE, BUT STILL MASCULINE.
1677
01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:55,044
YEAH, NO, AND HE'S HANDSOME.
1678
01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:56,779
THE MAN'S GOT GREAT CALVES.
I MEAN...
1679
01:01:56,813 --> 01:01:59,215
OKAY, I'M GOING TO CALL,
I'M GOING TO CALL.
1680
01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:00,817
I'M GOING TO CALL...
1681
01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:02,418
[CALL RINGING]
1682
01:02:02,452 --> 01:02:04,220
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
1683
01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:05,288
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
1684
01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:09,192
SCOTT, WHAT'S
SHAKING, BUDDY?
1685
01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:11,994
HEY, JER',
HOW YOU DOING?
1686
01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:13,362
UM, LOOK,
1687
01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:16,432
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU
ON YOUR DATE, AND ALL.
1688
01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:17,967
UH...
1689
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,336
ARE YOU STILL ON THE--
ON THE DATE?
1690
01:02:20,369 --> 01:02:21,871
KIND OF, I GUESS.
1691
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:25,441
GREAT, WELL,
THAT'S GOOD, UM...
1692
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:26,442
YEAH, NO,
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW
1693
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:30,446
IF THE, UM...
1694
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,815
SCUBA PLACE FROM BELIZE
1695
01:02:32,849 --> 01:02:35,351
GOT BACK TO YOU
ABOUT THE THING.
1696
01:02:35,384 --> 01:02:36,352
THEY DID, BUDDY.
1697
01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:37,353
YOU WERE THERE, REMEMBER?
1698
01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:38,354
IT WAS A CONFERENCE CALL?
1699
01:02:38,387 --> 01:02:41,157
WE WERE BOTH
ON THE CALL?
1700
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:42,558
YEAH, YEAH, NO, YEAH,
I REMEMBER.
1701
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,593
I REMEMBER, YEAH.
1702
01:02:43,626 --> 01:02:44,494
SO. SO THAT'S GREAT.
1703
01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:47,029
OKAY, YEAH.
1704
01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:48,931
ANYTHING ELSE THAT I CAN....
1705
01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:50,199
HELP YOU WITH, OR--
1706
01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:52,902
DON'T WORRY, BRO,
I'M HEARING YOU.
1707
01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,437
AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU WERE RIGHT,
1708
01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:57,907
JULIA IS TOTALLY
NOT MY TYPE.
1709
01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,176
REALLY?
1710
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:02,512
NOPE, NOT
IN THE SLIGHTEST.
1711
01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:03,913
THANKS, JER'.
1712
01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:06,249
THANK YOU.
1713
01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,252
OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT,
HOW ABOUT, UM...
1714
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,586
HOW ABOUT
I GET YOU HOME?
1715
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,021
SOUNDS GOOD.
1716
01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:13,456
COME ON.
1717
01:03:13,489 --> 01:03:15,191
IF HE CALLED DURING THE DATE,
HE WAS FISHING FOR SURE.
1718
01:03:15,224 --> 01:03:17,059
PLUS, HE PRETENDED
TO LIKE
1719
01:03:17,093 --> 01:03:19,162
HER TOFU CASSEROLE.
1720
01:03:19,195 --> 01:03:21,063
AND THEY HAD A MOMENT.
1721
01:03:21,097 --> 01:03:23,199
SO I NEED TO PLAN A DAY.
1722
01:03:23,232 --> 01:03:24,934
NOT JUST ANY DAY--
1723
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:26,502
YOU NEED TO PLAN SOMETHING
THAT'S SPECIAL TO YOU AND HIM.
1724
01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,037
OH, I REMEMBER
THAT DAY.
1725
01:03:28,070 --> 01:03:29,639
IT WAS THE DAY
ME AND PHIL WENT ROLLERBLADING
1726
01:03:29,672 --> 01:03:31,374
IN WYNDHAM PARK
1727
01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:33,376
AND THEN WE STOPPED
FOR FUNNEL CAKES.
1728
01:03:33,409 --> 01:03:35,011
STEW TOOK ME FISHING,
1729
01:03:35,044 --> 01:03:37,413
TAUGHT ME HOW TO FILLET A FISH
FRESH OFF THE HOOK.
1730
01:03:37,446 --> 01:03:39,949
I THINK I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
1731
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:42,285
[♪♪]
1732
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,601
IF YOU'D TOLD ME
YOU HAD A THING FOR HER,
1733
01:03:58,634 --> 01:03:59,936
I NEVER WOULD HAVE
ASKED HER OUT.
1734
01:03:59,969 --> 01:04:01,204
I DIDN'T KNOW
I HAD A THING FOR HER.
1735
01:04:01,237 --> 01:04:02,672
I STILL DON'T KNOW
THAT I HAVE A THING.
1736
01:04:02,705 --> 01:04:05,575
I JUST...
1737
01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:06,676
I THINK SHE'S GREAT.
1738
01:04:06,709 --> 01:04:08,477
AND HOT.
1739
01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,112
LIKE, SHE'S, LIKE, REALLY HOT.
1740
01:04:10,146 --> 01:04:12,448
YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY.
SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
1741
01:04:12,481 --> 01:04:13,382
SHE IS PRETTY.
1742
01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:15,051
AND... I DON'T KNOW,
1743
01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:18,588
I JUST, IT FEELS LIKE
A HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH.
1744
01:04:18,621 --> 01:04:20,089
WELL, DON'T WORRY,
ALL RIGHT,
1745
01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:21,390
BECAUSE IF SHE COULD
SAY NO TO THIS ACTION,
1746
01:04:21,424 --> 01:04:22,692
THEN OBVIOUSLY SHE'S
CRUSHING ON YOU, TOO.
1747
01:04:22,725 --> 01:04:25,228
REALLY? YOU THINK SO?
1748
01:04:25,261 --> 01:04:26,162
BUDDY, SHE
TALKED ABUT YOU
1749
01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:29,198
THE WHOLE TIME.
1750
01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:30,266
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
1751
01:04:30,299 --> 01:04:31,267
COOL.
1752
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:32,268
SO, WHAT DO I DO?
1753
01:04:32,301 --> 01:04:34,403
YOU ASK HER OUT.
1754
01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:35,338
AH, I DON'T KNOW.
1755
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:36,339
WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO?
1756
01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:37,373
LOOK, AS YOUR WINGMAN,
1757
01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:38,574
HAVE I EVER STEERED YOU WRONG?
1758
01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:39,609
I MEAN, OKAY, ASIDE FROM
1759
01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:41,077
THAT ONE TIME
IN MEXICO--
1760
01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:42,411
I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT--
1761
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:44,313
BUT OTHERWISE, HAVE I
EVER STEERED YOU WRONG?
1762
01:04:44,347 --> 01:04:45,514
NO.
1763
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,149
OKAY.
1764
01:04:47,183 --> 01:04:48,384
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO DO IT.
1765
01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:49,552
I'LL ASK HER OUT.
1766
01:04:49,585 --> 01:04:51,087
THAT'S MY MAN.
1767
01:04:53,122 --> 01:04:54,490
MORNING!
1768
01:04:58,427 --> 01:04:59,428
I'M HERE!
1769
01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:01,964
[SIGHING NERVOUSLY]
OH, BOY.
1770
01:05:03,132 --> 01:05:05,134
HEY, LOOK AT HIM.
1771
01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:06,702
LOOK AT HIM. OKAY...
1772
01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:11,140
HEY, CHARLOTTE.
1773
01:05:11,173 --> 01:05:12,575
YOU LOOK NICE TODAY.
1774
01:05:12,608 --> 01:05:13,609
THANKS.
1775
01:05:15,311 --> 01:05:16,279
HEY.
1776
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:18,481
HEY, UM...
1777
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:20,583
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
GO WAIT IN THE CAR
1778
01:05:20,616 --> 01:05:22,084
AND I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE, OKAY?
1779
01:05:22,118 --> 01:05:24,153
ATTA GIRL.
1780
01:05:24,186 --> 01:05:25,354
-LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO...
-SO I WANTED TO ASK YOU...
1781
01:05:25,388 --> 01:05:26,255
[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]
1782
01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:27,156
YOU, UM...
1783
01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:28,157
NO, YOU GO.
1784
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,158
NO, YOU GO.
1785
01:05:29,191 --> 01:05:30,459
ABSOLUTELY
YOU GO FIRST.
1786
01:05:30,493 --> 01:05:32,428
OKAY, UM,
I WANTED TO KNOW
1787
01:05:32,461 --> 01:05:33,629
IF YOU'D MAYBE CONSIDER
1788
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,097
TAKING THE AFTERNOON
OFF TOMORROW,
1789
01:05:35,131 --> 01:05:36,499
TO GO ON AN OUTING
WITH ME AND THE GIRLS?
1790
01:05:36,532 --> 01:05:37,667
I JUST THOUGHT
IT'D BE NICE,
1791
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:38,668
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
1792
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:40,403
YOU WORK SO HARD,
1793
01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:43,039
AND YOU NEVER GET A CHANCE
TO SPEND A FULL DAY WITH THEM.
1794
01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:44,740
YEAH. YEAH, THAT WOULD--
1795
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:45,775
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
IT'D BE GREAT.
1796
01:05:45,808 --> 01:05:47,276
GREAT.
1797
01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:50,112
UM, LET'S SAY 11:00
1798
01:05:50,146 --> 01:05:51,714
AT GRANVILLE ISLAND?
1799
01:05:51,747 --> 01:05:54,083
OKAY, YEAH, SURE.
GRANVILLE ISLAND, 11:00.
1800
01:05:54,116 --> 01:05:56,152
I'LL BE THERE.
1801
01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:58,521
[CHUCKLES]
1802
01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,258
HEY, COME HERE.
1803
01:06:05,661 --> 01:06:08,130
[♪♪]
1804
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,442
HEY, GUYS.
THERE YOU ARE.
1805
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,210
HEY.
1806
01:06:21,243 --> 01:06:22,478
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
1807
01:06:22,511 --> 01:06:25,514
WELCOME TO
THE ADVENTURE TOUR OF YOUR CITY.
1808
01:06:25,548 --> 01:06:26,649
CHARLOTTE,
1809
01:06:26,682 --> 01:06:28,384
OUR OFFICIAL
PHOTOGRAPHER.
1810
01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:29,552
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
1811
01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:30,553
OKAY.
1812
01:06:30,586 --> 01:06:32,321
RIGHT THIS WAY.
1813
01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:35,124
OH, THIS IS
GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
1814
01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:37,693
[♪♪]
1815
01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:45,301
♪ IF I HIT THE GROUND
AND LOST THE CENTER OF MY SOUL ♪
1816
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:49,071
♪ YOU LIFT ME UP
1817
01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:51,140
♪ 'CAUSE NOT EVEN GRAVITY
NOT EVEN GRAVITY ♪
1818
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:55,277
♪ COULD BRING ME DOWN
1819
01:06:55,311 --> 01:07:00,783
♪ NO, I CAN'T HELP MYSELF
1820
01:07:00,816 --> 01:07:04,720
♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT ME SUSPENDED
WHEN ALL ELSE HAS ENDED ♪
1821
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:08,157
♪ YOU KEEP ME ALIVE
WHEN I LOSE MY HEART ♪
1822
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:09,191
[LAUGHING PLAYFULLY]
1823
01:07:09,225 --> 01:07:15,498
♪ SO HOW CAN I GO WRONG?
1824
01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:18,534
♪ AT THIS HIGH ELEVATION
THE SIMPLE SENSATION ♪
1825
01:07:18,567 --> 01:07:23,873
♪ CAN CARRY ME HOME
IT CAN CARRY ME HOME ♪
1826
01:07:23,906 --> 01:07:26,442
♪ CARRY ME HOME
1827
01:07:26,475 --> 01:07:28,310
[♪♪]
1828
01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:47,263
♪ FURTHER AND FURTHER
YOU TEMPT ME ♪
1829
01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:55,471
♪ TO THE POINT WHERE
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK ♪
1830
01:07:55,504 --> 01:07:59,708
♪ FURTHER AND FURTHER
YOU TEMPT ME... ♪
1831
01:08:04,713 --> 01:08:06,549
OKAY, HERE WE ARE.
1832
01:08:06,582 --> 01:08:08,784
LAST STOP ON THE TOUR.
1833
01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:10,486
I THINK
THEY'RE SLEEPING,
1834
01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:11,787
OR AT LEAST ONE
OF THEM'S SLEEPING.
1835
01:08:12,855 --> 01:08:14,657
[SIGHS] ANYWAY, THANK YOU.
1836
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,659
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
KEEP THANKING ME.
1837
01:08:16,692 --> 01:08:19,628
YES, I DO, BECAUSE
FOR ME, THAT DAY WAS...
1838
01:08:19,662 --> 01:08:23,232
WELL, FOR ME, IT WAS PERFECT.
1839
01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:25,267
IT WAS PERFECT FOR ME, TOO.
1840
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,236
COOL.
1841
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:30,806
UM, I WAS WONDERING
1842
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,808
IF MAYBE
YOU WOULD LIKE
1843
01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:34,810
TO HAVE DINNER
WITH ME SOMETIME,
1844
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,445
AND NOT AT MY PLACE,
1845
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,280
AND MAYBE NOT WITH THEM.
1846
01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:39,815
LIKE AT A RESTAURANT
1847
01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:41,350
OR SOMETHING?
1848
01:08:41,383 --> 01:08:43,786
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
1849
01:08:43,819 --> 01:08:45,654
OKAY.
1850
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:46,922
GREAT.
1851
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:47,857
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE SATURDAY NIGHT?
1852
01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:49,225
I'LL, UH,
1853
01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:50,659
I'LL SEE IF JEREMY
WILL WATCH THE GIRLS
1854
01:08:50,693 --> 01:08:53,262
AND WE CAN GO OUT.
1855
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:54,663
IT'S A DATE.
1856
01:08:54,697 --> 01:08:56,332
OKAY, IT'S A DATE.
1857
01:08:57,399 --> 01:08:58,868
SAY GOODBYE
TO THE GIRLS FOR ME.
1858
01:08:58,901 --> 01:09:00,936
I WILL.
1859
01:09:08,844 --> 01:09:09,812
BYE.
1860
01:09:09,845 --> 01:09:11,313
YES!
1861
01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:21,357
[♪♪]
1862
01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:22,291
[WHISPERING]
OKAY, HE'S ASLEEP!
1863
01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:24,693
OKAY.
1864
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,798
SO?
1865
01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:30,833
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?
1866
01:09:30,866 --> 01:09:32,301
I DON'T KNOW.
1867
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:33,702
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT YET.
1868
01:09:33,736 --> 01:09:34,803
WELL, YOU DEFINITELY
DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE
1869
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,338
YOU'RE TRYING TO HARD.
1870
01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:37,573
ANYTHING WITHOUT BABY SPIT
WILL BE A STEP UP.
1871
01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:40,309
DEFINITELY A DRESS,
OR MAYBE A JUMPSUIT?
1872
01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:41,544
A JUMPSUIT?
1873
01:09:41,577 --> 01:09:42,545
NO, I'M THINKING, LIKE,
A LOW-CUT DRESS,
1874
01:09:42,578 --> 01:09:44,246
SHE'S GOTTA SHOW
A LITTLE--
1875
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:45,848
LADIES, LADIES!
1876
01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:46,916
IF YOU'RE TALKING,
1877
01:09:46,949 --> 01:09:48,584
YOU'RE NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH.
1878
01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:50,953
LET'S GET BACK INTO IT.
1879
01:09:53,055 --> 01:09:54,857
[♪♪]
1880
01:10:29,491 --> 01:10:33,062
COME ON, I THINK
THERE'S STILL A SPOT.
1881
01:10:33,095 --> 01:10:35,998
[♪♪]
1882
01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:55,017
WE REALLY NEED TO GET
BACK IN THE PARK.
1883
01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:57,820
[♪♪]
1884
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,660
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1885
01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:06,729
YOUR PHONE'S RINGING.
1886
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:08,464
OH.
1887
01:11:08,497 --> 01:11:10,065
YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS WORK.
1888
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:11,934
CAN YOU WATCH MATTIE?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1889
01:11:11,967 --> 01:11:13,469
SURE.
1890
01:11:13,502 --> 01:11:15,471
BABY BOOTCAMP BY JULIA.
1891
01:11:18,741 --> 01:11:20,109
RIGHT, YEAH, I KNOW...
1892
01:11:20,142 --> 01:11:21,410
COME ON,
1893
01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:23,846
LET'S PLAY A LITTLE TRICK
ON JULIA.
1894
01:11:23,879 --> 01:11:25,848
I AM LOOKING FOR
A BIGGER SPACE.
1895
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,550
DAD DEFINITELY
WON'T LIKE THIS ONE.
1896
01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:29,652
OKAY.
1897
01:11:29,685 --> 01:11:31,020
NO, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
1898
01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:33,355
IT'S OKAY, MATTIE.
1899
01:11:40,562 --> 01:11:42,364
CHARLOTTE.
1900
01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:43,432
CHARLOTTE, WHERE'S MATTIE?
1901
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:44,733
HUH?
1902
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:46,702
MATTIE! WHERE'S MATTIE?
1903
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:48,470
YOU LOST MATTIE?
1904
01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:50,339
YOU WERE WATCHING HER.
WHERE'S MATTIE?
1905
01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:53,075
MATTIE!
1906
01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:53,976
HEY, GUYS.
1907
01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:55,511
MATTIE!
1908
01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:56,378
I GOT SOME SHOTS MADE UP
OF THE ADVENTURE DAY.
1909
01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:58,947
-DAD!
-WHAT?
1910
01:11:58,981 --> 01:11:59,848
JULIA LOST MATTIE.
1911
01:11:59,882 --> 01:12:01,750
WHAT?
1912
01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:03,419
SCOTT, SHE WAS JUST HERE.
1913
01:12:03,452 --> 01:12:04,887
MATTIE!
1914
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,455
MATTIE!
1915
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,991
THE SHED, DAD,
CHECK THE SHED.
1916
01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:11,860
MATTIE!
1917
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:13,662
MATTIE?
1918
01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:14,863
SHE'S NOT HERE.
1919
01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:16,532
SHE'S NOT HERE.
1920
01:12:16,565 --> 01:12:19,735
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!
1921
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:20,869
MATTIE!
1922
01:12:20,903 --> 01:12:22,771
MATTIE!
1923
01:12:22,805 --> 01:12:25,107
MATTIE!
1924
01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:25,974
[BABBLING]
1925
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:29,011
MATTIE!
1926
01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:31,046
I FOUND HER! I FOUND HER...
1927
01:12:32,481 --> 01:12:33,549
[SIGHING IN RELIEF]
1928
01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:40,789
MATTIE, OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
1929
01:12:40,823 --> 01:12:42,091
I AM SO SORRY.
1930
01:12:42,124 --> 01:12:43,492
I'M SO SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT HER.
1931
01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:44,760
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S OKAY.
1932
01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:45,761
IT'S OKAY.
1933
01:12:45,794 --> 01:12:47,029
LOOK, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.
1934
01:12:47,062 --> 01:12:48,197
WE'RE ALL TIRED.
1935
01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:49,732
I'LL DEAL WITH IT
FROM HERE, OKAY?
1936
01:12:49,765 --> 01:12:50,666
LET'S GO BACK IN THE HOUSE.
1937
01:12:50,699 --> 01:12:51,934
OF COURSE.
1938
01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,635
I'M SORRY.
1939
01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:58,173
JULES, I THINK YOU'RE BEING
TOO HARD ON YOURSELF.
1940
01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:00,209
AM I?
1941
01:13:00,242 --> 01:13:02,544
THAT'S TWICE I'VE LOST A BABY.
1942
01:13:02,578 --> 01:13:04,913
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
1943
01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:08,517
I'M NEVER GOING TO BE
ABLE TO FACE HIM AGAIN.
1944
01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:10,686
BESIDES,
I HAVE THE MONEY I NEED
1945
01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,588
TO GET THE CAMP UP TO SPEED.
1946
01:13:12,621 --> 01:13:14,823
IT WAS ALWAYS
FOR THE MONEY, RIGHT?
1947
01:13:14,857 --> 01:13:15,824
[GASPS IN PAIN]
1948
01:13:15,858 --> 01:13:17,025
WHAT?
1949
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:18,093
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1950
01:13:18,127 --> 01:13:20,662
[GASPING]
1951
01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:22,664
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
1952
01:13:22,698 --> 01:13:24,466
ARM, I NEED AN ARM.
1953
01:13:26,268 --> 01:13:28,070
[GASPING IN PAIN]
1954
01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:29,104
IS IT HAPPENING?
THE BABY?
1955
01:13:29,138 --> 01:13:30,038
IT'S HAPPENING?
1956
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,540
PHIL!
1957
01:13:31,573 --> 01:13:33,509
PHIL!
1958
01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:34,643
BABY?
1959
01:13:34,676 --> 01:13:36,078
BABE? WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S WRONG?
1960
01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:37,946
IT'S HAPPENING!
1961
01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:39,681
WHAT? IT? THIS?
1962
01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,583
YOU? YOU'RE-- CAMERA!
1963
01:13:41,617 --> 01:13:44,052
I'M GOING TO
GET THE CAMERA!
1964
01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,721
HOLD ON, BABY,
DADDY'S COMING!
1965
01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:47,122
I'M GETTING THE CAMERA.
1966
01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:48,056
OH... BABY, HOLD ON.
1967
01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,491
HOLD ON, OKAY.
1968
01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:51,059
I'M COMING.
'KAY, 'KAY, 'KAY. HOLD ON.
1969
01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:52,060
PHIL?
1970
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,028
I NEED YOU
1971
01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:54,496
TO REMEMBER THE STEPS.
1972
01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:55,731
YOU NEED TO GET THE PHONE
AND CALL STEPHANIE.
1973
01:13:55,764 --> 01:13:56,832
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT!
1974
01:13:56,865 --> 01:13:58,033
I'LL CALL STEPHANIE!
1975
01:13:58,066 --> 01:14:00,202
GOTTA CALL THE MIDWIFE.
1976
01:14:00,235 --> 01:14:01,970
I'M COMING, BABY,
DON'T YOU WORRY.
1977
01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:03,639
[PHIL SHOUTING
IN EXCITEMENT]
1978
01:14:03,672 --> 01:14:05,040
[GASPING IN DISTRESS]
1979
01:14:05,073 --> 01:14:06,809
HOLD ON, BABY!
1980
01:14:06,842 --> 01:14:09,278
HOLD ON, BABY,
HERE'S THE PHONE!
1981
01:14:09,311 --> 01:14:11,079
OH NO!
1982
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:12,614
WHAT WAS THAT?
1983
01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:13,782
OH, BABY,
THAT WAS NOTHING.
1984
01:14:13,816 --> 01:14:14,817
DON'T WORRY.
1985
01:14:14,850 --> 01:14:16,185
UM...
1986
01:14:16,218 --> 01:14:17,586
JULIA, DO YOU HAVE
A CELL PHONE I COULD BORROW?
1987
01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:19,655
-YEAH, IT'S IN MY CAR.
-NO, NO, NO!
1988
01:14:19,688 --> 01:14:20,556
THERE'S NO TIME.
1989
01:14:20,589 --> 01:14:21,924
SHE'S COMING.
1990
01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:23,091
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S COMING?
-SHE'S COMING?
1991
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:24,092
LIKE NOW?
1992
01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:25,627
LIKE, SHE'S COMING NOW!
1993
01:14:25,661 --> 01:14:27,896
[SOBBING IN PAIN]
1994
01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:30,265
I'M REALLY NOT
FEELING SO GOOD.
1995
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,500
I'M NOT FEELING SO...
1996
01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:33,869
GOOD.
1997
01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:38,674
[TOGETHER]
HE'S OKAY. HE'S FINE.
1998
01:14:40,108 --> 01:14:41,977
I NEED TO GET MY PHONE
AND CALL AN AMBULANCE.
1999
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:42,978
NO, NO, NO, NO.
2000
01:14:43,011 --> 01:14:44,213
IT'S TOO LATE.
2001
01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:45,681
GET IN.
SHE'S COMING.
2002
01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:47,983
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, SHE CAN'T!
2003
01:14:48,016 --> 01:14:48,917
I NEED CALM
ENERGY, JULIA.
2004
01:14:48,951 --> 01:14:49,952
CALM ENERGY.
2005
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:50,953
OKAY?
2006
01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:52,588
LET'S GO.
2007
01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:53,722
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
2008
01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:55,891
OKAY.
2009
01:14:55,924 --> 01:14:58,827
[HUMMING MEDITATIVELY]
2010
01:15:01,730 --> 01:15:04,233
[HUMMING TOGETHER]
2011
01:15:06,301 --> 01:15:07,669
THERE'S THE HEAD.
2012
01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:08,837
OKAY, IT'S TIME.
2013
01:15:08,871 --> 01:15:10,038
LET'S GO.
2014
01:15:10,072 --> 01:15:11,206
YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO GET IN THERE.
2015
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,808
YEAH, YEAH.
YOU'RE GOING IN THERE.
2016
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:13,809
YOU NEED TO GET UNDER.
2017
01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:14,977
DOWN THERE?
2018
01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:16,812
YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO CATCH HER.
2019
01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:17,846
[SCREAMING]
2020
01:15:21,817 --> 01:15:23,318
I SEE THE HEAD,
I SEE THE HEAD!
2021
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:24,586
OKAY, GET BACK
DOWN THERE.
2022
01:15:24,620 --> 01:15:25,888
ONE MORE. I LOVE YOU.
2023
01:15:29,124 --> 01:15:31,159
[GASPING]
2024
01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:34,630
[GASPING IN PAIN]
2025
01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:39,668
[GASPS]
2026
01:15:39,701 --> 01:15:41,103
I GOT HER.
I GOT HER!
2027
01:15:41,136 --> 01:15:43,839
[BABY CRYING]
2028
01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:46,141
OH, WATCH THE CORD.
2029
01:15:46,174 --> 01:15:47,709
[PHIL LAUGHS GROGGILY]
2030
01:15:51,647 --> 01:15:52,781
SHH...
2031
01:15:52,814 --> 01:15:54,850
GWEN, YOU DID IT,
YOU REALLY DID IT.
2032
01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:56,685
WE DID IT.
2033
01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:58,053
OOP.
2034
01:15:58,086 --> 01:15:59,655
[TOGETHER] IT'S A BOY.
2035
01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:01,023
[LAUGHS GROGGILY]
2036
01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:02,090
IT'S A BOY?
2037
01:16:02,124 --> 01:16:03,892
IT'S AMAZING, HUH?
2038
01:16:03,926 --> 01:16:07,863
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT PLANNING,
HE STILL MANAGED TO SURPRISE US.
2039
01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,364
YEAH, THE DOC SAYS
HIS OLD DING-A-LING
2040
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,066
WAS TUCKED RIGHT THERE
BETWEEN HIS LEGS
2041
01:16:11,099 --> 01:16:12,668
ON THE SONOGRAM.
2042
01:16:12,701 --> 01:16:15,037
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO NAME HIM?
2043
01:16:15,070 --> 01:16:17,072
I DON'T KNOW.
2044
01:16:17,105 --> 01:16:20,175
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GET PHIL
TO DO UP A WHOLE NEW FLOWCHART.
2045
01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,176
LOOK AT HIM.
2046
01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:22,878
MY LITTLE
BABY BOY.
2047
01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:23,812
I'VE GOT A SON!
2048
01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:24,813
HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
2049
01:16:24,846 --> 01:16:26,248
I'VE GOT A SON...
2050
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:28,884
STEPHANIE, WE HAD A SON.
2051
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:30,419
YOU WERE AMAZING.
2052
01:16:30,452 --> 01:16:32,287
THANK YOU.
2053
01:16:32,321 --> 01:16:35,023
WELL, AT LEAST I FINALLY
DID SOMETHING RIGHT.
2054
01:16:35,057 --> 01:16:35,991
JULIA...
2055
01:16:36,024 --> 01:16:38,126
NO, YOU WERE RIGHT.
2056
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,928
I NEED TO LEARN
HOW TO MASTER THINGS
2057
01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:41,363
BEFORE I BECOME A MOTHER--
2058
01:16:41,396 --> 01:16:43,932
OR A NANNY.
2059
01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:45,100
BUT AT LEAST NOW
2060
01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:48,737
I HAVE A LITTLE NEPHEW
TO PRACTICE ON.
2061
01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,772
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
GET SOME REST.
2062
01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:51,740
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
2063
01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:53,175
OKAY. BYE.
2064
01:16:58,714 --> 01:17:00,048
THIS IS NICE.
2065
01:17:00,082 --> 01:17:03,352
JUST THE THREE
OF US, RIGHT?
2066
01:17:03,385 --> 01:17:04,353
YEAH. YEAH, IT'S NICE.
2067
01:17:04,386 --> 01:17:07,289
VERY NICE.
2068
01:17:08,223 --> 01:17:09,992
-DAD?
-MM-HMM?
2069
01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:12,227
DO YOU MISS MOM?
2070
01:17:14,029 --> 01:17:15,731
YEAH.
2071
01:17:15,764 --> 01:17:18,100
YEAH, I DO.
I MISS YOUR MOTHER VERY MUCH.
2072
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:21,236
THEN WHY DID YOU
ASK JULIA OUT ON A DATE?
2073
01:17:23,271 --> 01:17:24,873
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE JULIA,
2074
01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:28,377
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT
I'VE STOPPED LOVING YOUR MOM.
2075
01:17:28,410 --> 01:17:31,980
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUR MOTHER.
2076
01:17:32,014 --> 01:17:33,415
BUT...
2077
01:17:33,448 --> 01:17:37,119
SHE WANTED US TO BE HAPPY.
2078
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:39,388
AND...
2079
01:17:39,421 --> 01:17:41,823
I GUESS JULIA MAKES ME HAPPY.
2080
01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:47,863
SO IT'S OKAY?
2081
01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:53,035
YEAH. YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
2082
01:17:53,068 --> 01:17:54,069
IT'S WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED.
2083
01:17:55,837 --> 01:17:59,141
AND NO ONE IS EVER
GOING TO REPLACE YOUR MOTHER,
2084
01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:01,009
I PROMISE YOU.
2085
01:18:01,043 --> 01:18:02,110
AND YOU TWO GIRLS
2086
01:18:02,144 --> 01:18:03,245
WILL ALWAYS BE
MY NUMBER ONE GIRLS,
2087
01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:04,446
OKAY?
2088
01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:05,814
YOU GOT IT?
2089
01:18:05,847 --> 01:18:07,149
ARE WE GOOD?
2090
01:18:07,182 --> 01:18:08,817
GIVE ME A HUG.
2091
01:18:15,090 --> 01:18:18,360
[JULIA WRITES]: "DEAR, SCOTT,
CHARLOTTE AND MATTIE,
2092
01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:20,762
"WHERE TO BEGIN?
2093
01:18:20,796 --> 01:18:22,164
"I GUESS BY SAYING
2094
01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:23,465
"I SHOULD HAVE BEEN TRUTHFUL
WITH YOU FROM THE BEGINNING
2095
01:18:23,498 --> 01:18:26,935
AND TOLD YOU I WAS COMPLETELY
IN OVER MY HEAD..."
2096
01:18:26,968 --> 01:18:29,171
THE MAIL HERE.
2097
01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:31,139
"...BUT I GUESS
I'M JUST THANKFUL
2098
01:18:31,173 --> 01:18:34,242
"NOTHING TRULY BAD
HAPPENED TO MATTIE.
2099
01:18:34,276 --> 01:18:35,243
THIS TIME."
2100
01:18:35,277 --> 01:18:36,878
WHAT IS IT, DAD?
2101
01:18:36,912 --> 01:18:39,481
IT'S A LETTER FROM JULIA.
2102
01:18:41,283 --> 01:18:43,785
IT SAYS SHE CAN'T WORK
FOR US ANYMORE.
2103
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:47,889
CHARLOTTE, HONEY.
2104
01:18:49,925 --> 01:18:50,859
[SIGHS]
2105
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:52,294
"MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME
2106
01:18:52,327 --> 01:18:54,096
"TO ALWAYS FOLLOW MY HEART,
2107
01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:58,934
"BUT TO MAKE SURE
THAT LOGIC WAS MIXED IN.
2108
01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:01,870
"WHICH IS WHY I CAN NO LONGER
WORK FOR YOU, SCOTT,
2109
01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:06,441
EVEN THOUGH I'VE FALLEN
IN LOVE WITH YOUR FAMILY."
2110
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,547
"MY MOM ALSO TOLD ME
2111
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:16,251
"THAT HONESTY IS ALWAYS
THE BEST POLICY.
2112
01:19:16,284 --> 01:19:18,120
"I'M NOT A NANNY, SCOTT,
2113
01:19:18,153 --> 01:19:19,321
"I'M A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR
2114
01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:21,456
"IF I CAN EVEN
GET THAT TOGETHER,
2115
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:23,992
BUT I'M NOT A NANNY."
2116
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,035
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
2117
01:19:37,038 --> 01:19:39,241
"DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?
2118
01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:41,543
"PLEASE GIVE CHARLOTTE
A HUG FOR ME,
2119
01:19:41,576 --> 01:19:44,079
"AND TELL HER I LOVE HER,
2120
01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:47,849
AND I'M SO SORRY
I LET HER DOWN."
2121
01:20:05,367 --> 01:20:08,937
HEY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GIVE HER A CALL?
2122
01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:11,473
BECAUSE SHE ASKED ME
TO RESPECT HER DECISION,
2123
01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:13,208
AND I'M GOING TO,
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
2124
01:20:13,241 --> 01:20:15,043
DUDE, ARE YOU CRAZY?
A GIRL LIKE THAT?
2125
01:20:15,076 --> 01:20:17,879
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
THAT EASILY.
2126
01:20:17,913 --> 01:20:18,947
JER', I APPRECIATE IT, OKAY?
2127
01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:20,348
I REALLY DO.
2128
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:23,118
BUT I GUESS IT'S JUST
NOT MEANT TO BE, ALL RIGHT?
2129
01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:25,554
FINE.
2130
01:20:27,055 --> 01:20:28,390
MATTIE.
2131
01:20:28,423 --> 01:20:29,991
COME HERE, SWEETHEART,
LET'S GO FOR A LITTLE WALK.
2132
01:20:30,025 --> 01:20:31,860
ALL RIGHT?
2133
01:20:43,004 --> 01:20:44,472
ALL RIGHT, LADIES,
2134
01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:46,675
LET'S HOLD THIS
FOR FIVE MORE SECONDS.
2135
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:48,043
FIVE...
2136
01:20:48,076 --> 01:20:51,346
FOUR...
2137
01:20:51,379 --> 01:20:53,281
THREE...
2138
01:20:59,287 --> 01:21:00,155
UH, CAN WE STOP HOLDING NOW?
2139
01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:03,024
YEAH, SORRY.
2140
01:21:03,058 --> 01:21:05,227
[SIGHING IN RELIEF]
2141
01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:08,363
RIGHT, LET ME STOP YOU.
2142
01:21:08,396 --> 01:21:12,434
I HAVE MY INSURANCE.
2143
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:22,410
GOOD JOB
ON TURNING THIS AROUND.
2144
01:21:22,444 --> 01:21:23,945
THANKS.
2145
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:33,121
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
FINISH UP WITH SOME STRETCHES.
2146
01:21:34,289 --> 01:21:35,624
IT'S GOING TO BE
OKAY, JULES.
2147
01:21:35,657 --> 01:21:36,658
YOU'RE OKAY.
2148
01:21:47,135 --> 01:21:50,071
[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
2149
01:21:54,476 --> 01:21:56,211
IT'S OKAY, DAD.
2150
01:21:56,244 --> 01:21:58,246
I DON'T MIND IF IT'S BURNT.
2151
01:22:04,119 --> 01:22:05,387
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
2152
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:49,764
I THINK
YOU SHOULD CALL HIM.
2153
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,600
GWEN, DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S TIME TO ADMIT
2154
01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:54,402
OUR MASTER PLAN FAILED?
2155
01:22:54,436 --> 01:22:55,770
DID IT?
2156
01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:57,272
JULIA, THE NUMBER ONE THING
COUPLES FIGHT OVER
2157
01:22:57,305 --> 01:22:58,440
ARE THEIR CHILDREN.
2158
01:22:58,473 --> 01:23:00,575
BUT THAT'S JUST IT,
WE DIDN'T FIGHT.
2159
01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:02,110
I WOULD HAVE FELT BETTER
IF HE YELLED AT ME--
2160
01:23:02,143 --> 01:23:03,812
BETTER THAN
THE DISAPPOINTMENT IN HIS EYES.
2161
01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:06,047
I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU NEVER EVEN GAVE IT A CHANCE.
2162
01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:11,720
IT'S KIND OF NICE
HAVING DAD HERE, RIGHT?
2163
01:23:11,753 --> 01:23:13,388
YEAH.
2164
01:23:13,421 --> 01:23:15,156
YOU SHOULD SEE HOW HE LIGHTS UP
WHEN HE HOLDS AUSTIN.
2165
01:23:15,190 --> 01:23:17,092
[BABY FUSSING]
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
2166
01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:18,560
I THINK HE'S HUNGRY.
2167
01:23:18,593 --> 01:23:21,129
PHIL'S GOT THIS ONE.
PHIL! FEEDING TIME!
2168
01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:23,098
[SPORTS GAME
PLAYS ON TELEVISION]
2169
01:23:27,602 --> 01:23:29,838
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
2170
01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:31,272
WHY SHOULDN'T HE SHARE
IN THE BONDING?
2171
01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:33,241
I PUMP, I DUMP,
POP IT RIGHT IN THERE,
2172
01:23:33,274 --> 01:23:34,409
SUPER EASY.
2173
01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:36,811
THIRD QUARTER'S
ABOUT TO START.
2174
01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:40,582
UH...
2175
01:23:43,551 --> 01:23:45,854
RIGHT, UM...
2176
01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:48,356
I'LL CATCH YOU IN THE FOURTH.
2177
01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:01,703
[CAR HONKS OUTSIDE]
2178
01:24:01,736 --> 01:24:03,338
THAT'S UNCLE JER'.
2179
01:24:03,371 --> 01:24:04,639
HE'S TAKING ME
TO SCHOOL TODAY.
2180
01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:06,107
HE IS?
2181
01:24:06,141 --> 01:24:07,208
YUP. SEE YA, DAD.
2182
01:24:07,242 --> 01:24:08,777
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
GIVE ME A KISS.
2183
01:24:10,545 --> 01:24:11,613
BYE, MATTIE!
2184
01:24:17,252 --> 01:24:18,720
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
2185
01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,123
[GIGGLING]
2186
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,125
DID YOU GET IT?
2187
01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:25,260
YUP, I GOT HER ADDRESS
RIGHT HERE.
2188
01:24:25,293 --> 01:24:26,261
YOU GOT THE BROCHURE?
2189
01:24:26,294 --> 01:24:27,462
GOT IT.
2190
01:24:27,495 --> 01:24:29,297
ALL RIGHT, KIDDO, HOP IN.
LET'S DO THIS.
2191
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:32,700
IN THE BACK YOU GO.
2192
01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:37,505
POOF.
2193
01:24:37,539 --> 01:24:38,506
SEATBELTS ON.
2194
01:24:38,540 --> 01:24:41,543
[♪♪]
2195
01:25:03,565 --> 01:25:05,366
[BLOWING RASPBERRY]
2196
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:08,636
YOUR GRANDPA TAUGHT ME THAT.
2197
01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:10,171
COME ON,
2198
01:25:10,205 --> 01:25:12,173
WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK
THROUGH STANLEY PARK.
2199
01:25:12,207 --> 01:25:13,808
OH, SWEETHEART, I'M JUST
NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW.
2200
01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:16,845
DAD, YOU CAN'T JUST
SIT AROUND HERE MOPING.
2201
01:25:16,878 --> 01:25:18,313
MOM WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED THAT.
2202
01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:20,181
[GROANS] OH, HEY.
2203
01:25:20,215 --> 01:25:22,183
NOW, ARE YOU
COMING OR NOT?
2204
01:25:22,217 --> 01:25:24,752
OKAY, FINE, FINE.
2205
01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:25,820
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?
2206
01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:27,856
YEAH? OKAY,
LET'S DO IT.
2207
01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:36,764
WHERE IS SHE?
2208
01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:38,500
WHERE'S WHO?
2209
01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:39,868
JULIA!
2210
01:25:39,901 --> 01:25:41,569
JULIA? WHY WOULD JULIA BE HERE?
2211
01:25:41,603 --> 01:25:43,771
BECAUSE I LET HER KNOW
WE'D BE HERE,
2212
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:46,207
SO I COULD FIX THINGS,
2213
01:25:46,241 --> 01:25:47,442
BUT I GUESS I MESSED THINGS UP
2214
01:25:47,475 --> 01:25:48,810
REAL BAD.
2215
01:25:48,843 --> 01:25:52,447
SWEETHEART, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
2216
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:53,715
IT IS.
2217
01:25:53,748 --> 01:25:55,383
I'M THE ONE WHO HID MATTIE.
2218
01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:58,686
I PUT HER IN THE SHED
SO YOU THOUGHT JULIA LOST HER.
2219
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,589
WELL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
2220
01:26:01,623 --> 01:26:03,591
BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID,
2221
01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:05,727
BECAUSE YOU LIKED HER,
2222
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,228
MATTIE LIKED HER,
2223
01:26:07,262 --> 01:26:08,930
I LIKED HER.
2224
01:26:08,963 --> 01:26:10,732
AND I THOUGHT
2225
01:26:10,765 --> 01:26:11,766
IF WE LIKED HER
TOO MUCH,
2226
01:26:11,799 --> 01:26:14,302
SHE WOULD REPLACE MOM,
2227
01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:16,604
BUT NOW SHE'S GONE,
2228
01:26:16,638 --> 01:26:18,740
AND I MISS HER.
2229
01:26:18,773 --> 01:26:20,441
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
2230
01:26:20,475 --> 01:26:22,944
JULIA, YOU CAME!
2231
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:27,949
OF COURSE I DID.
2232
01:26:27,982 --> 01:26:29,450
I WOULDN'T
WANT TO MISS OUT
2233
01:26:29,484 --> 01:26:31,252
ON MY LIFE ADVENTURE.
2234
01:26:31,286 --> 01:26:33,388
LOOK, UH, JULIA,
2235
01:26:33,421 --> 01:26:35,557
ALL THAT STUFF WITH MATTIE, I...
2236
01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:36,824
IT WAS ME.
2237
01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:38,326
I DID IT.
2238
01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:39,494
I'M SORRY.
2239
01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:42,297
IT'S OKAY.
2240
01:26:42,330 --> 01:26:43,398
I UNDERSTAND.
2241
01:26:45,066 --> 01:26:46,434
SO, DOES THIS MEAN
2242
01:26:46,467 --> 01:26:48,536
THAT YOU WOULD CONSIDER
COMING BACK?
2243
01:26:50,605 --> 01:26:53,575
IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.
2244
01:26:54,976 --> 01:26:57,245
I WOULD LIKE THAT
VERY MUCH.
2245
01:26:58,846 --> 01:27:00,949
SO THIS IS A DATE, ISN'T IT?
2246
01:27:03,818 --> 01:27:04,953
YEAH, UM...
2247
01:27:04,986 --> 01:27:06,487
MAYBE IT IS.
2248
01:27:06,521 --> 01:27:07,622
I DON'T KNOW,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
2249
01:27:09,390 --> 01:27:11,893
UH... WHAT?
2250
01:27:11,926 --> 01:27:14,329
[WHISPERING]
KISS HER.
2251
01:27:17,098 --> 01:27:18,866
YOU THINK?
2252
01:27:20,802 --> 01:27:22,937
[CHUCKLING]
2253
01:27:25,607 --> 01:27:26,574
I LOVE YOU.
2254
01:27:26,608 --> 01:27:28,009
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
2255
01:27:43,424 --> 01:27:44,959
WHEN MATTIE GETS BIGGER,
SHE CAN COME HERE,
2256
01:27:44,993 --> 01:27:46,527
AND I'LL TELL HER
ALL ABOUT MOM.
2257
01:27:46,561 --> 01:27:48,062
[MATTIE GIGGLING]
2258
01:27:49,998 --> 01:27:51,399
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL TREE,
2259
01:27:51,432 --> 01:27:53,334
IN MEMORY OF A BEAUTIFUL MOM.
2260
01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:55,403
THERE ARE
MY OTHER GIRLS.
2261
01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:56,738
HELLO.
2262
01:27:58,006 --> 01:27:58,973
HI.
2263
01:27:59,007 --> 01:28:02,944
OH, HE'S KICKING.
2264
01:28:02,977 --> 01:28:04,545
FEEL.
2265
01:28:04,579 --> 01:28:06,514
[GASPS]
2266
01:28:06,547 --> 01:28:08,016
WOW...
2267
01:28:08,049 --> 01:28:08,916
[LAUGHING]
2268
01:28:08,950 --> 01:28:09,917
HELLO IN THERE.
2269
01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:10,918
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
2270
01:28:10,952 --> 01:28:12,053
HE CAN HEAR YOU,
2271
01:28:12,086 --> 01:28:13,454
BUT IT'S LIKE
HEARING UNDERWATER,
2272
01:28:13,488 --> 01:28:14,822
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
YOUR AUNT GWEN SAYS.
2273
01:28:14,856 --> 01:28:16,658
AUNT GWEN KNOWS A LOT.
2274
01:28:16,691 --> 01:28:17,959
AUNT GWEN THINKS
SHE KNOWS A LOT...
2275
01:28:17,992 --> 01:28:18,960
YEAH.
2276
01:28:18,993 --> 01:28:22,397
COME ON, LET'S GO.
2277
01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:37,478
[♪♪]
2278
01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:41,382
♪ ...MY BABY COMES...
2279
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:44,619
♪ MY BABY COMES FIRST
2280
01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:48,923
♪ YOU... GET SO... DIRTY
2281
01:28:48,956 --> 01:28:51,959
♪ YOU MAKE IT HARD
TO HOLD BACK ♪
2282
01:28:51,993 --> 01:28:54,429
♪ SO, BABY, PLEASE...
2283
01:28:54,462 --> 01:28:56,097
♪ DROP EVERYTHING
2284
01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:57,699
♪ AND LET ME LOVE YA
2285
01:28:57,732 --> 01:29:00,168
♪ LET ME LOVE YA LIKE THAT
2286
01:29:00,201 --> 01:29:02,136
♪ BABY GIRL
2287
01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:04,072
♪ SAY WHAT YA NEED
2288
01:29:04,105 --> 01:29:07,909
♪ AND I'LL BE THE ONE
DOWN ON MY KNEES ♪
2289
01:29:07,942 --> 01:29:09,911
♪ I WON'T THINK TWICE
2290
01:29:09,944 --> 01:29:12,080
♪ YOU KNOW I WON'T BITE
2291
01:29:12,113 --> 01:29:16,050
♪ BABY, JUST LEAVE IT
ALL UP TO ME ♪
2292
01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:17,552
♪ OOH!
2293
01:29:17,585 --> 01:29:20,855
♪ I DON'T PLAY SECOND
I DON'T PLAY THIRD ♪
2294
01:29:20,888 --> 01:29:22,490
♪ I'M BRINGING IT HOME
2295
01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:25,593
♪ MY BABY COMES FIRST...
2296
01:29:29,564 --> 01:29:33,901
♪ 'CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD TO ME
WHEN MY BABY COMES FIRST ♪
2297
01:29:33,935 --> 01:29:36,170
♪ I'M ALL RIGHT
2298
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:40,475
♪ MY BABY COMES...
2299
01:29:40,508 --> 01:29:44,445
♪ MY BABY COMES...
2300
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:46,748
♪ MY BABY COMES
2301
01:29:46,781 --> 01:29:49,517
♪ MY BABY COMES FIRST
2302
01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:52,887
♪ LET ME SERVE YOU UP
2303
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:57,125
♪ A LITTLE LOVING
WITH YOUR FAVORITE SONG... ♪
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