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THE FABULOUS BARON MUNCHAUSEN
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Adapted from works by G.A.Bürger and G.Doré
Conceived and scripted by K.Zeman
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Dialogue and Narration
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Cast
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Set Construction
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Editor
Sound Designer
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Costume Designer
Make-up Artist
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Production Assistants
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Animation Crew
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Animation Assistants
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Assistant Directors
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Production Manager
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Cinematographer
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Music
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Production Designer and Director
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Produced by
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'FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON'
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Allow us to introduce ourselves.
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Mr. Barbicane,
President of the Gun Club.
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Captain Nicholl.
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Michel Ardan.
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And who am I?
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I am Cyrano.
Cyrano de Bergerac, the poet.
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What remains a puzzle to me,
however, is your name.
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And where you come from...
From Venus? From Mars?
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From Jupiter, perhaps?
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Going by his attire,
his home is the moon!
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Gentlemen, an authentic,
actual Moonman!
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Come, join us!
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With glasses charged, let us
celebrate this rarest of moments!
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In this enchanted landscape,
cursed by cold and silent as dust,
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where one can wait centuries
to meet a soul!
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The Baron!
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The famed Baron Munchausen!
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A man after my own heart!
A fellow adventurer!
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The impulse that draws him
to the stars is pure imagination.
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How I love it!
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Baron Munchausen,
dear friends, is flattered
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that he may be the first
to raise a toast
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to the health of the first Moonman!
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- Let the goblets ring!
- To friendships new!
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- Let the stars all sing!
- To friendships new!
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Our new friend
is not enjoying himself.
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His lips have not touched the wine!
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Tell him take off his helmet!
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What if he cannot?
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Worse still,
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what if he does not
know what wine is?
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That very fear, my friends,
gives me a notion.
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Look! The old, good Earth!
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Does he not deserve to taste
our great discovery?
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I will go there, now, at once!
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And happily take our Moonman with me!
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Show him how humans live!
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Let him see how we dress!
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Let him experience what love is,
and how we love!
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Let him know the taste
and smell of adventure!
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Let the Moonman know
what it is to live on Earth!
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So, my friends,
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on to adventures new!
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My wondrous travels with this
Moonman were about to begin!
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Once my new friend put on clothes,
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the creature looked quite human.
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Nearly a man. Almost.
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He had a strange name:
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“Tony” or some such.
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Quite a likeable fellow,
but unfortunately
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had something
of the schoolmaster about him.
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So my entire manner,
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and our unusual
mode of transport,
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seemed totally irrational to him...
in short, bizarre.
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He insisted on talking about
science and technology...
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I must stress once and for all
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that I am not interested in
such trifles, my moonfriend!
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But I am not from the moon!
I'm from Earth.
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Out of the question!
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Why out of the question?
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I never saw you there!
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Behold, the first postilions
of approaching Gaia!
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So that's your world?!
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Witchcraft!
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Yes, and are they
not wonderful?
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I don't put much
store in magic.
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That one doesn't put
much faith in it either.
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She's using your science
as backup!
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And down there!
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That's your style 100%!
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Following the laws of science
to the letter!
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The Bosporus, the Golden Horn!
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We'll land directly in front
of the Sultan's palace!
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Thus shall I address the Great Sultan.
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Musical... but quite difficult to follow.
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The language of high diplomacy!
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Why did I decide to land
in Turkey of all places?
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Why? 'Tis the Land
of the Crescent Moon!
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I had little doubt that my Moonman
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would appreciate this small,
diplomatic gesture.
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Few would believe this modest chamber
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was the heart and brains
of a great Empire.
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But so it was.
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Here is where the Great Sultan
tirelessly entertained
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the obligations of his rule.
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I was convinced amazement
would lighten his noble brow
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when I presented a living Moonman!
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I felt at home in all this splendour.
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Let the Moonboy see
how finely Earthlings live!
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I just introduced you.
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He fears for his throne.
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I apologised. Of course, you have
no idea what a throne is!
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A throne is... well...
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simply a throne!
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It needs oiling.
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- Look!
- You're playing with fire.
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I gather today's audience is over.
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"Our ship was lost in a storm
and captured by pirates,
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"who sold me to the Sultan.
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"I saw you yesterday...
a true knight.
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"You are unafraid,
even of the terrible Sultan!
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"So it occurred to me
that I might turn to you
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"with a plea to rescue me.
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"You are my only hope
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"and I remain, yours truly,
Princess Bianca Di Castello Nero."
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She turns to you?
Congratulations!
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He holds her against her will.
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It's a violation!
I shall challenge the Sultan!
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The Sultan?
You really are from the moon!
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It must be a kidnapping
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...a perfect kidnapping!
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That too is an act of violence!
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Nonsense!
It is a work of art!
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The art of winning the lady
of one's dreams.
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A true knight never uses
means more peaceful
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than sword, dagger
and a length of rope!
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Tonight we turn the palace
upside down!
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The ducks die too!
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Blood will flow, oaths made,
fires started...
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The scene is set
for the drama of love!
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But the path to our first adventure
was not easy.
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It did not bother me,
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but the Moonman fared worse
than a sleepwalker.
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And this oaf wanted
to save a princess!
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You whistle like a little boy.
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- What should I do?
- Act like a man!
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- Will that help?
- No, but it's more appropriate!
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We don't whistle when we're in love,
we fight! In love we...
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...in love we float on air.
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Check!
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Mate!
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Well, well. The Moonman
shows his true colours!
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To be fair, he hasn't done badly,
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but why should I fight my way
through ten thousand bashibazouks
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so he can snatch the spoils of victory
from under my very nose?!
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Well, no matter, beardless boy!
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When Baron Munchausen
enters the arena of love,
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he'll cut you down to size!
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The wild Turks screamed
like devils.
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Doubtless this frightened
the Princess and the Moonboy.
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This game of catch
did not affect me, however.
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My concerns for the Princess
were of a different order...
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I'd seen how the charms of a Venetian
rose could fatally attract even the moon.
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And worse, how she was
entirely enamoured of him.
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No! The pale seducer shall
not steal her from my world.
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For as long as I am Baron Munchausen,
he shall not take her!
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For three days and three nights
that infernal chase persisted,
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our path strewn with
the bones of exhausted steeds
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while dark scavengers rejoiced
in the foul feast!
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My friend, Oceanus!
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What a fantastic sight it is!
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And that ship... Is it Turkish?
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The ship is Dutch,
carrying Turkish tobacco.
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- A merchant ship.
- Excellent!
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He can take us
back to Venice!
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Ahoy! Ahoy there!
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- It's no good, they can't hear us.
- They're too far out.
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Then we must catch them!
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Beg pardon!
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Horse and man overboard!
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Of course, who else but
the Baron Munchausen!
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Two horses and three men overboard!
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Two horses and two men.
The third man is a woman!
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A skiff in the water,
a cabin for the lady,
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hay for horses...
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and burgundy for the men!
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Now for a happy trip to Venice!
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And now, friends,
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let me offer you the most precious
thing I have.
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Karsiyaka?
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Tramapasmatan?
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- Javan. .?
- Ladokeyech!
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- What?
- La-do-key-ech.
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Heavenly!
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The Turkish navy!
AH hands on deck!
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Damn! Well, that's torn it!
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What does this mean, Baron?
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You stole the Sultan's
treasure, didn't you?
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A single pearl!
But quite the finest!
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One, two, three, four, five...
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One thousand, four hundred and
twenty-seven guns aimed at us!
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Prepare to fire!
I might have known!
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Now the sharks will smoke my tobacco!
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But the Captain had forgotten
that on board
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was a man who always had a plan!
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As a veil of tobacco smoke
slowly engulfed our ship,
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the lines of the Turkish fleet
tightened their deadly grip.
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Five hundred cannon to our left,
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five hundred cannon to our right.
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A famous admiral to the left,
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Another to the right.
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No sooner had Turkish tobacco
rendered us invisible to Turkish eyes,
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than the impetuous Admiral
Hassan gave the order to fire!
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The Great Eunuch couldn't
be seen to hesitate.
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To prove himself a man,
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he unhesitatingly threw
himself into the fight.
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As you may judge,
I was the only one
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in control of this battle
of the colossi!
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To cut a long story short, the Turks
blew each other to splinters
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and my fabulous wit celebrated
another triumphant victory!
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True, a few stray shots did sink
our ship, but that was to be expected.
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After all, what are lifeboats for?
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When the pungent curtain
of smoke finally lifted,
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we beheld a theatre of destruction,
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a stage littered with the pitiful
relics of the magnificent fleet.
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The final act of this tragedy
was a pas-de-deux.
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Both Admirals, as soloists, played
their parts with admirable feeling.
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Bravo! Heroes!
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I could do nothing about the fact
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that we escaped on two boats.
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In one of which sat the Captain
and Tony,
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in the second, my humble self
and the Princess.
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Night overtook us, the moon
rose over the salt waters
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and I had the Princess all to myself.
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Tony's boat disappeared.
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Baron, are there lovers on the moon?
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The moon, my dear,
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is by nature a curious place.
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- It is completely covered...
- In silver lilies...
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forever sweetly chiming!
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She made it sound so beautiful.
Damn that Moonman...
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still on her mind!
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If only she knew that
the true face of the moon
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was just as uninspiring
as its residents.
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Such a pity she did not
understand my fabulous world.
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The monster swallowed us whole.
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In its belly was a lagoon
larger than Lake Geneva.
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Our only light came from
the lanterns of a shipwreck
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that the beast
swallowed long ago.
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What a beautiful sight!
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Still, the air not being the best,
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I decided to let
the Princess sleep on.
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00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,709
I am Baron Munchausen.
253
00:43:17,584 --> 00:43:19,959
You are very welcome to stay.
254
00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:22,584
Kindly enter, distinguished guests.
255
00:44:16,959 --> 00:44:20,792
My presence on board, was
a compelling reason to celebrate!
256
00:44:21,334 --> 00:44:23,584
The sorry castaways willingly opened
257
00:44:23,584 --> 00:44:26,584
the last remnants of their
liquid reserves.
258
00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:31,084
I could see that under their
bony chests lay hearts of gold.
259
00:45:55,667 --> 00:46:00,209
It was a burden to explain
to this noble and gentle creature
260
00:46:00,417 --> 00:46:03,959
how we were trapped
in the stomach of a fish.
261
00:46:04,334 --> 00:46:09,042
But I admit that to travel
twenty thousand leagues under the sea
262
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:12,917
alongside my beauty,
was a welcome adventure to me!
263
00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:21,167
The monster sailed a goodly
piece of the world with us.
264
00:46:22,126 --> 00:46:24,417
First it went to the North Sea.
265
00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:27,334
During its sojourn
in the realm of eternal ice,
266
00:46:27,917 --> 00:46:31,084
it ventured right under the North Pole.
267
00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:37,917
We could tell as conditions in
the fishy darkness chilled appreciably.
268
00:46:58,209 --> 00:47:03,626
Our fish was quite the traveller,
scouring the seven seas with us aboard!
269
00:47:03,959 --> 00:47:04,959
The Red Sea!
270
00:47:25,834 --> 00:47:27,209
The Yellow Sea!
271
00:47:37,376 --> 00:47:38,667
The Black Sea!
272
00:47:39,542 --> 00:47:43,876
What insightful deductions!
Such deep geographical knowledge!
273
00:47:44,417 --> 00:47:47,084
What would we do without our Admiral?
274
00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:55,834
Just once, when we sailed into
muddy waters, his wit failed.
275
00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:57,751
But mine never waned!
276
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,251
This journey will never end!
277
00:48:05,834 --> 00:48:11,417
A storm! Luckily we are protected
by tons of blubber.
278
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:15,709
Storm on, Oceanus!
Do thy worst!
279
00:48:24,584 --> 00:48:30,792
Well, I'll be, my Princess, that's
no storm! Those are sixteen-pounders!
280
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:32,876
Do you know what that means?
281
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:34,501
You hear the cannons?
282
00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:39,667
We are approaching the civilized
shores of our dear Europa!
283
00:48:48,834 --> 00:48:51,667
The shy beast foolishly
turned its back
284
00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:54,376
on the monuments
of our civilization.
285
00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:55,959
So much the better!
286
00:48:56,751 --> 00:48:58,084
At least I could use the time
287
00:48:58,209 --> 00:49:02,209
to wrangle the Moonman
from the heart of my Princess.
288
00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,709
How do you like me, Captain?
289
00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,501
A harpoon!
290
00:51:01,084 --> 00:51:05,917
I think it time one changed
into one's travelling attire!
291
00:52:21,376 --> 00:52:23,209
You dance like the wind!
292
00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:25,876
- The floor is dancing with me.
- And me?
293
00:52:26,501 --> 00:52:27,584
You too!
294
00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:34,292
My arms will hold you steady forever!
295
00:52:39,084 --> 00:52:41,209
We are saved! We've landed!
296
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,251
The fish has dropped anchor!
297
00:53:37,084 --> 00:53:39,417
Hey, you there on the rock!
298
00:53:40,209 --> 00:53:42,834
- Hey, hey!
- You there!
299
00:53:46,959 --> 00:53:48,542
What are you doing there?
300
00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:52,417
Dry land at last,
and I end up here!
301
00:53:52,459 --> 00:53:55,167
Down on the island there's
nothing but madness!
302
00:53:55,584 --> 00:53:56,917
Do you hear that?
303
00:53:58,876 --> 00:54:01,626
He's lit an infernal cauldron
inside the ship!
304
00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:04,917
The sorcerer!
That Moonman!
305
00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:07,292
Tony?!
306
00:54:07,792 --> 00:54:12,834
Go down to the bay and see! He's
trying to power a ship with steam!
307
00:54:16,376 --> 00:54:19,042
How fickle is the heart of a woman!
308
00:54:19,709 --> 00:54:22,084
She just has to hear
that ridiculous name 'Tony'
309
00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:26,584
and instantly she forgets the
time spent at my side.
310
00:54:27,792 --> 00:54:31,084
I saw that all my efforts of the past
weeks were in vain.
311
00:55:30,959 --> 00:55:32,167
Where am I?
312
00:55:32,417 --> 00:55:33,959
You're with me.
313
00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:44,334
My steam engine.
314
00:55:47,959 --> 00:55:49,959
But for a single component
315
00:55:50,292 --> 00:55:52,876
the steamship could have been
born a hundred years earlier.
316
00:55:53,459 --> 00:55:57,626
I needed a screw.
A single screw, can you believe it?
317
00:56:00,501 --> 00:56:05,167
I understood that boy. He wanted
to be another Munchausen.
318
00:56:06,917 --> 00:56:10,709
To travel in a boat driven
by steam... Mon Dieu!
319
00:56:10,876 --> 00:56:13,542
Such nonsense required
a hefty imagination!
320
00:56:14,709 --> 00:56:18,667
But when two people do the same thing,
it's never quite the same thing.
321
00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:22,876
No-one loves a wild ride
more than I...
322
00:56:23,126 --> 00:56:26,084
But generally, I prefer
to stay on terra firma.
323
00:56:26,959 --> 00:56:29,167
I loathe to go flapping
about in the clouds...
324
00:56:50,584 --> 00:56:52,584
I was quite enjoying my air-trip,
325
00:56:53,626 --> 00:56:56,292
when a terrible thought flashed
through my mind:
326
00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:01,042
I had left my Princess to the mercy
of that lunatic fantasist!
327
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,459
I must get back at once!
And the quickest way possible!
328
00:57:15,209 --> 00:57:16,542
Heavens above!
329
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,959
I barely wet my lips, but
I wish you could have tasted it!
330
00:57:20,834 --> 00:57:21,959
It was pure wine!
331
00:57:22,584 --> 00:57:26,667
A whole sea of Melnik
white - and perfectly chilled!
332
00:58:35,251 --> 00:58:37,126
What a pity Bianca was not there!
333
00:58:37,584 --> 00:58:40,167
She would be bound to get
a little jealous!
334
00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:42,417
The mermaids swam right past me,
335
00:58:42,667 --> 00:58:44,709
practically caressing me
with their scales!
336
00:58:47,334 --> 00:58:49,417
But their aquatic charms
tempted me not!
337
00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:55,126
For, as with all womankind, as soon as
a man pays no attention to them...
338
00:58:55,709 --> 00:58:57,251
they show their fangs!
339
00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,042
This did not disturb me,
340
00:59:07,459 --> 00:59:12,084
I had often seen an innocent fish
turn predator!
341
00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:15,709
No monster has yet
grown big enough teeth
342
00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:18,084
to eat Baron Munchausen!
343
00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:34,542
Suddenly, my heart started pounding.
344
00:59:35,084 --> 00:59:38,167
This had to mean
my beloved was near.
345
00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:44,292
I listened to the beating of my heart
bringing me ever closer to the ship
346
00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:45,792
and the Princess Bianca...
347
00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:49,084
I must not arrive too late!
348
00:59:58,834 --> 01:00:03,084
Long into the night I told
of my undersea adventure.
349
01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:06,292
Everyone listened electrified.
350
01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:10,167
All but these two.
They were not interested.
351
01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:16,459
I fail to see how a princess could
be so interested in such trivia
352
01:00:16,459 --> 01:00:18,709
about machinery and the like!
353
01:00:20,667 --> 01:00:24,584
- Can you read the stars?
- A little.
354
01:00:25,584 --> 01:00:28,542
I wonder what he will say now!
355
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:34,084
The stars say your eyes are
deeper than the heavens!
356
01:00:34,834 --> 01:00:38,209
Really, my dear inventor,
that isn't even original!
357
01:00:38,751 --> 01:00:41,709
Young men always say that
to a girl under a starlit sky.
358
01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:44,709
For a thousand years,
the same old thing!
359
01:00:46,292 --> 01:00:49,584
The stars will no longer be
a mystery to us.
360
01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:55,209
There will be no mysteries anymore,
except the mystery of love.
361
01:01:03,084 --> 01:01:08,292
...The horse I rode
swam rather than galloped
362
01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:12,459
while perhaps a million
varieties of fish coursed
363
01:01:13,959 --> 01:01:17,584
along the seabed ahead of me,
at unbelievable velocities!
364
01:01:19,042 --> 01:01:22,584
Perhaps a million...
365
01:01:24,084 --> 01:01:26,834
Is it a million or not?
366
01:01:27,209 --> 01:01:29,959
This is supposed to be
a ship's log, Baron!
367
01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:39,084
Indeed! One million, two hundred
and fifty-six fish, exactly.
368
01:01:42,334 --> 01:01:43,417
Fifty-seven!
369
01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:51,042
And gentlemen, I'm not just pulling
that out of my sleeve!
370
01:01:58,459 --> 01:02:01,709
As we sailed on,
I could see with my own eyes
371
01:02:02,334 --> 01:02:07,042
the Princess preferred to listen to
that teller of tales from another world!
372
01:02:07,709 --> 01:02:10,417
Why did the romance
of my adventures not affect her?
373
01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:13,501
The romance of war,
duels and chivalry?
374
01:02:24,792 --> 01:02:26,542
Fortune then smiled on me.
375
01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:29,834
The commander of this fort was
my old friend, General Ellemerle,
376
01:02:30,584 --> 01:02:32,209
a soldier to the core!
377
01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:37,292
Volleys of champagne were
loosed at once to mark our meeting!
378
01:02:52,167 --> 01:02:54,792
Unfortunately, the enemy did
not spare the volleys either,
379
01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:59,834
so our host was forced to return
to more quotidian pursuits.
380
01:03:35,292 --> 01:03:38,292
Splendid! Your strategy
is admirable!
381
01:03:38,334 --> 01:03:42,709
If only I knew where
the enemy was!
382
01:03:43,084 --> 01:03:44,667
Would you allow me to find out?
383
01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:47,667
If it's not an inconvenience...
384
01:03:48,417 --> 01:03:49,834
A trifle!
385
01:04:04,167 --> 01:04:05,584
Look!
386
01:04:12,126 --> 01:04:13,376
Bravo! Bravissimo!
387
01:04:17,376 --> 01:04:19,376
How fast! How brave!
388
01:04:20,959 --> 01:04:22,376
How uncomfortable!
389
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:42,501
When I had plotted the position
of the enemy in the greatest of detail,
390
01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:45,209
I said to myself I really had
no more business there.
391
01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:52,709
And since enemy shot was
whistling past me thick and fast,
392
01:04:53,459 --> 01:04:56,584
it was but child's play to catch
one back to our citadel!
393
01:06:14,459 --> 01:06:18,917
As a boy,
I used to love fairy tales.
394
01:06:20,292 --> 01:06:22,751
And I know you love them still.
395
01:06:23,626 --> 01:06:26,167
Here, I have drawn one
for you. Take a look!
396
01:06:27,542 --> 01:06:30,209
This is as old a castle
as anywhere on Earth.
397
01:06:31,834 --> 01:06:35,376
In the middle of the castle
yard is a dry well,
398
01:06:36,459 --> 01:06:39,001
above the well a large gilded tower.
399
01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:42,834
A beautiful Princess
is held prisoner within.
400
01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:46,917
A young wanderer falls in love
with the Princess
401
01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:49,709
and wants to rescue
her from the old castle.
402
01:06:50,292 --> 01:06:55,084
So he gets rid of the guard,
enters the armoury
403
01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:58,917
and throws all the gunpowder
down the well.
404
01:07:04,334 --> 01:07:07,667
He waits until the moon
is directly above the castle,
405
01:07:07,709 --> 01:07:10,292
then strikes a light...
406
01:07:10,334 --> 01:07:13,542
and the well turns
into a fiery missile
407
01:07:13,959 --> 01:07:16,209
that flies up to the moon!
408
01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:24,001
You tell a beautiful story.
What a pity it's just a fairy tale!
409
01:07:24,334 --> 01:07:27,459
Why should love and beauty
be just in fairy tales?
410
01:07:28,459 --> 01:07:32,709
Travelling to the moon, throwing
gunpowder into a well,
411
01:07:32,834 --> 01:07:35,626
need not be a dream either!
412
01:07:38,501 --> 01:07:41,542
- To future battles!
- To future adventures!
413
01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:51,834
- May you never see defeat!
- May you never be beaten!
414
01:07:52,292 --> 01:07:56,709
I, Baron Munchausen,
shall never be beaten.
415
01:07:57,459 --> 01:08:01,167
The very name Baron
Munchausen is unbeatable!
416
01:08:01,584 --> 01:08:05,042
It is immortal! Nothing
I can do about it!
417
01:08:05,709 --> 01:08:07,917
Such is my fate...
418
01:08:08,584 --> 01:08:12,209
What fate is that,
if it fails in love?
419
01:08:12,584 --> 01:08:15,334
The Princess Bianca and you...
420
01:08:15,834 --> 01:08:20,042
That naïve girl cannot interest
a chevalier like me,
421
01:08:20,292 --> 01:08:21,959
who has known the rare lace
422
01:08:21,959 --> 01:08:25,209
of the most renowned beauties
in the world.
423
01:08:26,084 --> 01:08:28,584
Lace with royal monograms.
424
01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:33,792
Queen Margareta of Estremadura,
425
01:08:34,334 --> 01:08:37,501
her sister Maria-Luisa of Austria,
426
01:08:38,042 --> 01:08:39,667
and the other one!
427
01:08:40,376 --> 01:08:44,376
Why, they all offered me their
hand - and bed - from their high thrones!
428
01:08:45,084 --> 01:08:48,126
And of course, a considerable
number of court ladies,
429
01:08:48,751 --> 01:08:51,251
to whom it was enough just
to signal with my little finger
430
01:08:51,792 --> 01:08:53,334
and they would fall into my arms!
431
01:08:55,959 --> 01:08:58,709
But they have not always found
their way into my heart so easily.
432
01:08:59,709 --> 01:09:03,042
The Marquise Di Rimini, for example,
employed much more subtle means
433
01:09:03,126 --> 01:09:04,834
to win my affections.
434
01:09:06,334 --> 01:09:12,334
I was insatiable,
busy by day and night...
435
01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:16,709
One beauty after another
fell passionately
436
01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:19,917
under the spell of my
manly eloquence!
437
01:09:19,959 --> 01:09:23,084
Then there was the most beautiful
woman in the world,
438
01:09:23,959 --> 01:09:27,084
once celebrated by
a little-known artist.
439
01:09:27,959 --> 01:09:33,084
Secretly, I also painted her,
and, certainly to much greater effect!
440
01:09:34,209 --> 01:09:37,334
But which of all was
the most passionate?
441
01:09:38,334 --> 01:09:42,584
Excuse me, the discretion
of a chevalier of refined manners
442
01:09:43,292 --> 01:09:45,834
prevents me from
recounting further.
443
01:09:57,459 --> 01:09:59,542
I indulged in recalling these women,
444
01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:03,042
so as not to think more
of the Princess Bianca...
445
01:10:03,209 --> 01:10:05,292
The one beauty in this fortress,
446
01:10:05,292 --> 01:10:07,959
surrounded by so many
dashing chevaliers.
447
01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:14,126
And at that very moment, the enemy
again began his infernal concert.
448
01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:25,209
General, there isn't a speck
of gunpowder left in the whole fortress.
449
01:11:31,209 --> 01:11:37,334
The deadly machinery of war had been
turned overnight into harmless toys.
450
01:11:39,959 --> 01:11:41,751
I had as yet no idea
451
01:11:41,959 --> 01:11:45,459
that this cunning action was
the work of our very own Moonman,
452
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:49,542
who looked on as if
butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.
453
01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:13,042
Certified Turkish tobacco!
454
01:12:54,959 --> 01:12:57,209
Yet again my interventiveness
proved decisive.
455
01:12:57,251 --> 01:12:58,959
The generals disappeared
456
01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:03,334
and the soldiers without their generals
simply went home.
457
01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:07,834
A strange victory,
but a victory nonetheless.
458
01:13:08,209 --> 01:13:11,167
And therefore worthy of
a formal celebration!
459
01:13:21,959 --> 01:13:26,209
The festivity was, alas,
disturbed by harsher tones...
460
01:13:28,459 --> 01:13:31,876
The General informed the Princess
that Tony had been arrested.
461
01:13:32,376 --> 01:13:35,167
It was thanks to him that
the gunpowder had vanished.
462
01:13:35,292 --> 01:13:39,667
A court martial awaited him,
and then the firing squad!
463
01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:56,417
Mesdames, Messieurs,
s'il vous plaît!
464
01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:14,834
Excuse me, Baron, but you
brought him here!
465
01:14:15,792 --> 01:14:18,167
Excuse me, General,
but we won the battle!
466
01:14:19,667 --> 01:14:22,126
Excuse me, Baron,
what do you mean by battle?
467
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:27,251
No artillery, no cannon fire?
With that battle we cheated history!
468
01:14:28,334 --> 01:14:33,626
All due to him! That man will be
tried and sentenced!
469
01:14:34,459 --> 01:14:37,917
He's a dangerous fantasist.
470
01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:43,667
You said a dangerous fantasist?
Now I've heard that somewhere before!
471
01:14:43,751 --> 01:14:45,251
A dangerous fantasist!
472
01:14:45,417 --> 01:14:47,251
That reminds me of...
473
01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:52,834
Tony!
474
01:14:56,251 --> 01:14:58,501
Tony!
475
01:15:52,584 --> 01:15:54,584
The young man is from the moon,
from another world...
476
01:15:54,709 --> 01:15:58,376
He fell from the Heavens?
Good, we'll send him back.
477
01:15:59,084 --> 01:16:02,792
A point, General,
where is your evidence?
478
01:16:14,751 --> 01:16:17,834
Remember, like in the fairytale,
there's a full moon!
479
01:16:18,751 --> 01:16:22,709
When the moon is directly overhead
the fortress, we can start...
480
01:16:25,334 --> 01:16:28,709
Interesting instructions on how
to blow a fortress into the air!
481
01:16:34,334 --> 01:16:36,501
The well is full of gunpowder.
482
01:16:38,001 --> 01:16:40,209
All it would take is one spark and...
483
01:16:50,292 --> 01:16:53,584
The Baron is an excellent shot,
he'll help us for sure.
484
01:17:32,334 --> 01:17:35,417
She thinks I cannot
see her, the Princess.
485
01:17:42,501 --> 01:17:46,042
Fair Princess, the Officer
of the Fortress Guard,
486
01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:52,876
at your service, to take you
safely to the General!
487
01:18:08,459 --> 01:18:11,709
Fortress regulations are clear.
Duty before emotion!
488
01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:19,084
Stop it now, young man!
489
01:18:20,376 --> 01:18:21,667
Stop!
490
01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:24,751
Don't you understand an order?
491
01:18:26,126 --> 01:18:28,167
You won't play games with me!
492
01:18:53,959 --> 01:18:55,084
Tony!
493
01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:22,459
Be grateful that
I've rid you of this rogue.
494
01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:24,917
He wants to beat you
at everything.
495
01:19:25,167 --> 01:19:29,001
He boasts that he sailed
not one, but all the seas.
496
01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:33,292
Maybe he comes from a world where
that is nothing unusual.
497
01:20:17,792 --> 01:20:21,042
And he says that he flew
faster than a cannonball.
498
01:20:21,459 --> 01:20:23,709
Why not?
Doubtless he was in a hurry!
499
01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:44,876
The boy is, as you say, a fantasist.
500
01:20:44,959 --> 01:20:51,042
If he has indeed any fantasy,
then let us see it now!
501
01:21:51,209 --> 01:21:53,417
Greetings, friends!
502
01:21:54,292 --> 01:22:01,334
Old Cyrano welcomes you!
Hither! To me!
503
01:22:10,876 --> 01:22:15,459
You've come just in time.
The hour is about to strike!
504
01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:21,292
Luna till now belonged
to the poets, to the dreamers,
505
01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:27,209
to daring fantasists and
adventurers in powdered wigs.
506
01:22:29,834 --> 01:22:32,917
To fantasists in frock coats,
507
01:22:33,834 --> 01:22:39,084
and those in bizarre helmets from
the pages of our latest novels.
508
01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:46,209
And of course to lovers, to
them Luna was always most dear!
509
01:22:47,334 --> 01:22:52,709
Thus gaily I doff my hat
510
01:22:55,459 --> 01:22:57,959
and let it fly unto the stars!
511
01:22:58,459 --> 01:23:03,042
Let it welcome, on our behalf,
all such brave fellows
512
01:23:03,209 --> 01:23:06,042
already on their way into
the welcoming arms
513
01:23:06,834 --> 01:23:09,834
of the Universe!
514
01:23:18,709 --> 01:23:23,292
THE END
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