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I'll turn on the TV, Fred.
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(man on TV) 'And now a brand new show.'
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Rockenschpeel Products Company
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where happiness is our most important by-product
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brings you "The Happy Housewife" program.
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'Two hours of music, songs'
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'helpful hints from our star'
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'Wilma Flintstone.'
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Oh, turn that thing off, will you?
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- 'Okay, Fred.' - Wilma Flintstone?
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[theme music]
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[blows whistle]
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screech
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[siren wailing]
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[blows whistle]
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vroom
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screech
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[music continues]
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screech
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vroom
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screech
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bam
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thud
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thud
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mwah
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[engine revving]
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vroom
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Golly, Wilma, I didn't realize it was so late.
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Neither did I, Betty.
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Oh, when I'm shopping, I forget all about time.
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Me too. I just can't tear myself away from those bargains.
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I'm lucky that Barney isn't too fussy.
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I'll warm up some leftovers.
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Fred expects a hot meal plucked out in front of him
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the minute he gets home.
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Well, I hope we get there before the boys do, Wilma.
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I hope so too, or I'm in for one enchanted evening.
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How about that, Barney?
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We make the effort to get home a little early
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just so we could have dinner sooner
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so the girls will be finished washing the dishes early.
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You came home early because you were hungry, Fred.
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That's beside the point.
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They're supposed to be home, not gallivantin' around.
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They're not gallivantin', Fred. They went shoppin'.
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Shoppin'? That's the worst kind of gallivant.
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Uh-oh! The boys are home early, Wilma.
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Wouldn't you know it.
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Hey, Fred, here come the girls.
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They're turning into the driveway.
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Now, they're swinging into the garage.
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crash
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(Fred) 'Well, the garage door'
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'takes an awful beatin'.'
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Is that why you bought Wilma that, uh
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new little bitty car, Fred?
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He he he.
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I figured the smaller the car, the less packages it can carry.
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So I bought Wilma the compactest compact I could find.
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Ho ho, I get it, Fred. Holds down the shopping, huh?
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Right. He-he, he-he.
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How much can one of those tiny cars hold, huh? Ha ha ha.
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Just a second, Betty.
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I have to press this button to open the trunk.
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pop
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(Betty) 'Wilma, you sure are a genius at packing things.'
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Alright. Alright.
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I can't make it as fast as you spend it, I admit it.
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So let's call off the contest.
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Spend, spend, spend.
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You go running around with a charger plate in each hand.
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Money isn't going out of style. It's in to stay, believe me.
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What big deal is it to be
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the best dressed woman in a poor house?
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All you think of is how to get rid of my hard earned money.
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Now, you hold it right there, Fred Flintstone.
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I'm sick and tired of these money arguments.
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I wanna look nice so you'll be proud of me as your wife.
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I have pride in my appearance and I'm not going to look like
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I just swam to shore from a sinking ship.
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- Nah! - This is a 50-50 deal.
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I work hard around here and I'm willing to do more.
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'If necessary, I'll get a job to earn some extra money.'
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That's a hot one. A job? Ha-ha-ha.
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What's so funny about that?
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You are too smart to leave this cushy setup you have here.
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You like it just as it is. You..
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Yeow!
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Now, what brought that on?
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[instrumental music]
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Wilma and I sure had a wingding last night.
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Yeah, I could hear you yelling, Fred.
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- I was not yelling! - Okay, okay, Fred.
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All our fights are about money.
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Wilma goes out and fritters dough away on clothes and stuff
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and I'm still using last year's bowling shoes.
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- Well, that's too bad, Fred. - She said she might get a job.
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Ha-ha! What a laugh.
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She's too used to me keeping her in luxury.
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Yeah, Fred.
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A job? Well, you have a job, Wilma. Keeping house.
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I know, but it doesn't pay anything
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when I have to fight over a new dress.
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I'm going to earn my own money.
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Say, I could use some extra money too, Wilma.
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Barney never gripes but if I made some extra money
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it'll be a lot easier.
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Yeah. Say, Betty, come on with me.
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- We'll both get a job. - Okay, Wilma.
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[instrumental music]
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(female 1) 'The Bedrock Employment Agency'
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has never failed to find a job for any applicant.
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Now, girls, what are your qualifications?
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(Betty) 'Well, I can type.'
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Good. Good.
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I'll give you a test.
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Mrs. Rubble, sit over at that desk.
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[typewriter keys clacking]
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My, you're a very fast typist, Mrs. Rubble.
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It's all spelled wrong, but you're fast.
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I can place you, I'm sure.
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And I think I have a filing job for you, Mrs. Flintstone.
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Both of you go to this address and see the personnel manager.
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(Betty) 'Oh, we will. Thank you.'
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It was nice of you to send us to the same place.
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(Betty) This is the address and..
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Look what it is!
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"The Bedrock Radio, TV Corporation."
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Betty, if we get the jobs here, we can see all the TV stars.
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[laughing]
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I'd work for nothing.
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Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
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After all, that's the deal we got at home.
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Yeah. This time we want money.
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Now, you think this is where they said
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we'd find the personnel manager?
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Well, let's look in. What can we lose?
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Oh, there you are. Come on in, girls.
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You're late, you're late.
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You should have been here with the other girls.
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- Oh, we-we're sorry. - Oh, we hurried right over.
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Okay, wait right here.
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I'll check with Mr. Rockenschpeel.
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Hundreds of girls are here.
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None of them is any good for my new TV show.
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Oh, boy, I better sell Rockenschpeel on these two dames
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or I'll lose this juicy million dollar account.
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Ah, Mr. Rockenschpeel, our worries are over.
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You mean, your worries. Me, I got only trouble.
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I think we found the right girls for your show.
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If you don't, I cancel out the whole thing.
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Oh. Yes, sir, Mr. Rockenschpeel.
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Alright, girls, Mr. Rockenschpeel
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is the headman. If he likes you, you're in. Smile, happy, happy.
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Lots of teeth. Good, good. That's it. You're on.
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Hit it, Charlie.
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[piano music]
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(male 1) 'Okay. The dark-haired one. Go!'
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[music continues]
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Ah! Hold it! Hold it!
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Stop the music!
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- What are you doing? - I'm leaving.
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- You told me to go. - 'I meant go.'
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- 'Go ahead and sing.' - I can't sing.
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'You...can't sing?'
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- No! But Wilma sings. - She does?
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(Betty) 'Oh, she's the greatest'
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'according to the girls in our Bridge club.'
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Bridge club! Huh!
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I made only one mistake today. I got out of bed.
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Well, I'm waiting. Where's my zinging?
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(male 1) 'The zinging? Oh, yeah, Mr. Rockenschpeel.'
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Okay, Wilma, baby. Give it all you got.
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But I haven't sung since our last Bridge club meeting.
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Mm-hmm. Again with the Bridge club.
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[laughing]
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Alright, alright, alright!
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Stop with the giggling and start with the zinging.
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Go on and sing, Wilma, if it means getting a job.
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Okay, I'll try.
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You'll try. Sure. Alright, Charlie, hit it!
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[piano music]
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? Remember that rainy evenin' ?
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? I threw you out ?
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? With nothin' nothin' but a bind to comb ?
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? I know I know.. ??
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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I'm ruined! Kaput!
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The million buck account out the window!
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? Yeah ?
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? I know I'm to blame ?
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Rockenschpeel! He likes it! He likes it!
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How's that, Rocky boy?
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It-it's good. I like it!
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I told you I'd deliver!
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? Come home ??
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Wilma, baby, you were great, great, great!
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The job is yours.
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'Here, sign this and you go to work.'
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That's it! Thanks! Good, good, good!
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Um, uh, what was that I signed?
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A contract for 39 weeks, to star on the Rockenschpeel's show.
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That's all. Why?
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Oh, I, I was just wondering. Thank you.
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You know, if I could sing
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I would've gotten the typist job, I guess.
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Well, it's a lot of fuss over just a file clerk job.
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- But I got it. - Oh, you sure did, Wilma.
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Say, Betty, what was it that man said I signed?
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Oh, that was just a contract for 39 weeks.
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(both) To star on the Rockenschpeel show!
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Oh, mister, my husband won't let me do anything like this.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Flintstone. But you signed the contract.
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You must fulfill it, otherwise we will sue, sue!
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'Now, get used to the idea.'
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Starting today, for 39 weeks at dinnertime
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you are the singing star of Rockenschpeel's
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'"Happy Housewife" show.'
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Thirty-nine weeks at dinnertime?
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Oh, how can I ever tell Fred?
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Come on, Mrs. Flintstone. You're on.
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Rehearsals for this evening's opening show, you know.
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Betty, I'll write a note to Fred.
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You leave it on the table with one of your frozen TV dinners.
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He's never had one, but it's the best I can do.
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Well, Barney, after that set-to Wilma and I had last night
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she'll knock herself out tonight to give me a big feed.
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She'll probably start off with the jellied cactus hearts
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dodo bird on the rocks
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or a sizzling brontosaurus steak
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New York cut, medium rare.
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Mm-mmm. Cut it out, Fred!
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I'm just gonna have warmed over leftovers.
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Ha-ha-ha. Warmed over leftovers, eh?
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screech
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- 'See ya after dinner, Barney.' - 'Yeah, Fred. So long!'
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I'm home, Wilma.
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Don't tell me what's for dinner. I'll close my eyes.
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Surprise me.
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Okay, I'm ready. Let's have it!
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Wilma? I'm ready.
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What's with the note?
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'"Dearest Fred, hope you enjoy your dinner.'
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'Will explain later. Love Wilma."'
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Oh. "This is a complete frozen dinner containing.."
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[grunting]
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I'm so hungry, I'll eat anything.
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chomp
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[screaming]
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Didn't that sound like Fred, Betty?
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Yeah. I don't know who he could be growling at.
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Wilma isn't home yet.
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Uh, look, Barney, why don't you go over
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and try to cheer Fred up?
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Well, yeah, okay. I'll do that, Betty.
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But I still don't get it.
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[Barney scatting]
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Hi, Fred, can I come in?
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[growling]
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Gee, Fred, I'm, uh, I'm sorry. Looks like Wilma deserted you.
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Uh, can't say I blame her.
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[growling]
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Uh, how'd you enjoy your, uh, frozen dinner, Fred?
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[growling]
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Gee, Fred, all I'm trying to do is cheer you up.
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You know, make conversation and stuff like that, that.
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Well, I don't want no conversation. I want food!
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F-O-O-O! Oh, I'm hungry!
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Say, Barney, how about those warmed over leftovers?
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Too bad, Fred. There weren't any warmed over leftovers
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left over to be warmed over left over.
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[laughing]
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That ain't funny, Barney.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Fred. I-I'll turn on the TV.
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(man on TV) 'And now a brand new show.'
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Rockenschpeel Products Company
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where happiness is our most important by-product
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brings you "The Happy Housewife" program.
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'Two hours of music, songs, helpful hints'
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'from our star, Wilma Flintstone.'
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Oh, turn that thing off, will you?
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- 'Okay, Fred.' - Wilma Flintstone?
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Oh, oh, wait a minute. Wait, wait, hold it!
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Now, may I introduce our Wilma
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'the Happy Housewife.'
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- Wilma? - Hey, how about that, Fred?
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Wilma on TV.
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(man on TV)' 'Our happy housewife'
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'has been cooking all afternoon.'
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Cookin' all afternoon for whom?
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(man on TV) 'And here she is with this delicious'
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'Rockenschpeel meal she has prepared.'
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Your husband will be happy too
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when he is greeted with a nice roast loin
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of Rockenschpeel brontosaurus.
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Sure looks good, huh, Fred?
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[growling]
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Well, I'm sorry, Fred. I forgot you haven't had any dinner.
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All you wives know how important it is
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to have a nice, hot meal waiting
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for that hungry man of yours.
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'And you can't go wrong with a sizzling, hot'
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Rockenschpeel brontosaurus fillet steak, New York cut.
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My dinner on TV.
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Sort of a TV dinner, huh, Fred?
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[laughing]
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? Make your hobby hubby ?
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? Keep your hubby happy ?
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? When he's a little chubby ?
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? He's a happy pappy ?
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? With Rockenschpeel ??
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(man on TV) 'One more time, Wilma.'
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? Make your hobby hubby ?
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? Keep your hubby happy ?
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? When he's a little chubby ?
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No, wait, Fred. Wait till Wilma comes home.
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[grunting]
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A-and talk it over.
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crash
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[panting]
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See you later, Fred.
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[Fred growling]
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[dramatic music]
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'Wilma!'
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[screaming]
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H-hi, Fred.
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What's the idea being on television
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instead of being here, makin' dinner?
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How many times have I told you a woman's place is in the home?
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Go ahead, explain why you were cooking my dinner on TV.
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Well, this morning, Betty and I went down
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to see about getting a job.
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We went into an employment agency..
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[sobbing] And that's how I got to be
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Wilma, the Happy Housewife.
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Okay, Wilma, the Happy Housewife
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Fred, the hilarious husband is going down there
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and cancel that contract.
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But, Fred, they said they'd sue.
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Sue, shmoo!
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I'll tear that station apart two by two.
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They're dealing with Fred Flintstone now.
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[instrumental music]
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Gosh! Fred's been gone over an hour.
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I hope he's not too rough on them.
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Well, Fred won't let them push him around.
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- He's got friends. - Yes.
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Fred's a pretty big man in this town.
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[laughing]
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If Fred would be a pretty big man in any town.
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[laughing]
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Bang.
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Here comes Fred, Wilma.
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(Wilma) 'Fred, how'd you make out?'
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They had all their smart lawyers
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and some fast talking agency boys
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their company's executive board all lined up against me.
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You told them off, huh, Fred?
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They argued and threatened, but I stood firm.
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Finally I won. Two out of three points.
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- 'What were they, Fred?' - One, they won't sue me.
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Two, they won't have me fired from my job.
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What was three, Fred?
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Wilma keeps right on being
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Wilma, The Happy Housewife.
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(Barney) 'Hey, that's a pretty good deal, Fred. They're considerate.'
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Yeah, it look like I was gonna be deported there for a while.
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Hey, Betty, how did things go today?
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Uh, you know, Fred and Wilma?
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All swell, Barney. Everything's squared away.
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Wilma's going to keep on with the show
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and it's okay with Fred.
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Oh, great. And Fred will eat out, huh?
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Oh, no. Fred won't eat anything but home-cooking.
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'So, he'll be our guest and eat his dinners here.'
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Feed Fred Flintstone for 39 weeks?
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Oh, Betty, we'll be ruined! Bankrupt!
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Oh, come now, Barney.
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How much could Fred possibly eat?
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Nobody knows. He's never been filled up.
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(Fred) 'Hi, neighbors.'
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It's famished Freddie
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the man who came to dinner.
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First of all, we'll check the kitchen
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to see if you'll pardon the cliche "What's cookin'."
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[Fred laughing]
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'Mmm, dodo bird fricassee.'
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Looks a little thin.
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slur-r-r-p
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Could stand a little bit more seasoning too, Betty.
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Creamed seaweed, that's out and this brontosaurus roast.
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It's too well-done besides being much too small.
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Wilma never cooks like this.
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There's somethin' missin', Betty.
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Oh, there's nothing missing, but there will be.
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You, Fred Flintstone. Out, out, out!
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[door closes]
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That's always the way.
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You have friends when you don't need them.
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When you need them, they throw you out of the house.
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Boy, am I hungry.
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Hey, that's just what I need.
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'"Mother's Place. Real Home Cooking."'
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'Must be new. I've never seen it before.'
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[instrumental music]
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- Oh, mother. - What do you want, mac?
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- You're, uh, m-mother? - Right, mac.
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Mother's the name. Sam Mother. What do you wanna eat?
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Ah..
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A-a-a hot bronto sandwich and-and-and hold the gravy.
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(Sam) 'One HB, dry.'
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(male 2) 'One HB, dry, comin' up!'
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Here, mac. One hot Bronto sandwich, no gravy.
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Thanks, Mother.
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(Sam) 'I think I'll turn on the TV and get a little dinner music.'
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(man on TV) 'And here comes our Wilma, the Happy Housewife.'
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'And what have you, uh, uh cooked up for us today, Wilma?'
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A nice, crispy barbecued Rockenschpeel dinosaur rib.
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And, girls, your husband will love it.
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splat
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? Make your hobby hubby ?
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? Keep your hubby happy ?
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? When he's a little chubby ?
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? He's a happy pappy ?
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? With Rockenschpeel ??
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(man on TV) 'Yes, you too can be a happy housewife if you..'
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[screaming]
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Hey, mac, don't touch that TV.
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thud
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[indistinct]
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[rumbling]
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[telephone ringing]
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- Will you get that, Barney? - 'Okay, Betty.'
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'Yeah? Oh, hiya, Fred. What's new?'
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'What are you doin' in jail, Fred?'
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'You broke up a television set?'
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In Mother's Place?
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And hit Mother? Oh, oh, okay, Fred.
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I have to go down and bail Fred out, Betty.
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(Betty) 'Why, you ought to leave him there.'
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Anyone that would strike his mother
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and break her TV set should be in jail.
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Those old folks love TV.
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Not Fred's mother. Sam Mother.
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I don't care whose mother it is. It just isn't nice.
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But he runs a beanery. You-you, you know, a restaurant.
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(Betty) 'It makes no difference what he does.'
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'We're concerned with his mother.'
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But-but Sam Mother who-who owns a..
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Oh, skip it. I'll explain later.
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I'm sure surprised at Fred Flintstone.
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[instrumental music]
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(male 1) 'Here you are, Mr. Bedrock, the latest ratings.'
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The Bedrock Network has done it again.
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The "Happy Housewife" program is the number one show
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from coast to coast.
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Great, great! That's three straight weeks.
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[laughing]
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I'll give the Rockbound Network a ring
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and give 'em the old needle.
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Hello, get me Sam Rockbound at the Rockbound Network.
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He-he. Rockbound hates it when I do this.
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Hello, this is Ed Bedrock.
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That you, Rockbound?
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Yeah, this is Sam Rockbound.
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What's on your mind, Bedrock?
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Yes, I've seen the latest ratings on "Happy Housewife."
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So what?
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You're being clobbered, Rockbound.
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Clobbered, that's what! He he he.
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He hates when I do that.
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He he he.
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Oh, I hate when he does that.
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But he's right. We are being clobbered.
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That "Happy Housewife" show is killing us.
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We've got to do something.
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Let's see now..
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Every housewife has an Achilles' heel
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which reminds me..
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...what about a husband?
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I'll start by seeing how happy a happy housewife's husband is.
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[laughing]
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[knock on door]
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Come in.
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- Mr. Flintstone? - 'Yeah, yeah.'
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I'm Sam Rockbound, Rockbound Networks.
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- May I come in? - What do you want?
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Mr. Flintstone, how do you like being the husband
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of TV's "Happy Housewife?"
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- You really wanna know? - Why, yes.
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Well, sit down, buster. I got a story to tell you.
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With the ratings we're getting, Mr. Bedrock
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we can keep "The Happy Housewife"
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show going forever.
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Right! As long as there are housewives.
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[laughing]
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[telephone ringing]
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Hello, Bedrock speaking.
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Oh! Hello, Rockbound.
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Now, listen, groveling won't help you a bit.
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I'm not groveling, Bedrock.
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But you will.
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I've got news for you.
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I've got a new show to buck against "Happy Housewife."
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You're kidding. What did you say you're calling it?
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"Neglected Husband?"
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Starring, The Happy Housewife's husband, Fred Flintstone?
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But, Sam baby, y-you can't let him say things like that.
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You'll ruin our show.
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Oh, that's the idea.
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But, Sam, Sam, pal, I'm groveling.
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Believe me, I'm groveling.
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Listen, suppose I yank "Happy Housewife."
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Sure, I will.
515
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Right. Honest. Yeah, right now, Sam baby.
516
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Yes. Thanks, buddy. Thanks. Right away.
517
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Hey, you!
518
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Stop "The Happy Housewife" show right now!
519
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
? Make your hobby hubby.. ??
520
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Sorry, lady. Show's over.
521
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,000
? With Rockenschpeel.. ??
522
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000
(man on TV) 'Due to circumstances beyond our control'
523
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000
'"Happy Housewife" is off the air.'
524
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Wilma's been cookin' all day, huh, Betty?
525
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
It's been her first chance for weeks.
526
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Oh, uh, here comes Fred.
527
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000
[scatting]
528
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Yabba-dabba-doo-doo
529
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
530
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Oh, Wilma!
531
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
bang
532
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I'm home, Wilma. Start it coming.
533
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
? Keep your hubby happy ?
534
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
? When he's a little chubby ?
535
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
? He's a happy pappy ??
536
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,000
One more time, Wilma, and keep it coming.
537
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
? When he's a little chubby ?
538
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
? He's a happy pappy ??
539
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,000
I hope all you wives out there are taking notes.
540
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
[laughing]
541
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
[theme music]
542
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
[yawning]
543
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
clink
544
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
thud
545
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
bam
546
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
thud
547
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
[door rattling]
548
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Wilma!
549
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
thud thud thud
550
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Wilma!
551
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
thud thud thud
552
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Come on, Wilma! Open this door!
553
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Wilma!
554
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
[instrumental music]
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