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[theme music]
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honk honk
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honk
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[blows whistles]
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screech
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[siren wailing]
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[blows whistles]
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vroom
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screech
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screech
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vroom
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screech
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crash
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creak
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thud
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mwah
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[instrumental music]
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What's the big hurry, Fred?
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I wanna catch the Quicky Car Wash place
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before it closes.
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Oh, that's the new place that just opened.
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(Fred) 'Yeah, it's the greatest.'
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You drive in at one end and whoosh
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it's out through the other end, spick and span.
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Yeah, instant clean.
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Do you mind if I go along, neighbor?
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(Fred) Glad to have you aboard, pal.
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We'll have it washed and still get home in time for dinner.
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[music continues]
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[vacuum cleaner whirring]
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Some service, huh, Barney?
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Yeah, instant quick-clean.
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[sputtering]
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- Here we go, Barney. - Yup. Fasten your seatbelts.
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[instrumental music]
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swoosh
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swoosh
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click click click
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The work's wet, but it's clean.
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swoosh
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swoosh
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chomp
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honk honk honk
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honk honk honk
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[squeaking]
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boing
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How about that, Barney?
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Beats washing the car yourself, huh?
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Sure gives you a pick up.
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[babbling]
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screech
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See you after dinner, Barney.
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Will do, Fred.
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Hey, uh, we gotta finish that badminton game.
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Barney! Barney, come in quick.
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(Barney) Comin', Betty. Comin'.
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Hurry, Barney. Hurry.
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screech
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Hey, uh, what's the matter, Betty? W-w-what's wrong?
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We've got a leak.
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'It just started a minute ago.'
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(Barney) 'Oh, boy. W-we gotta do somethin'.'
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Uh, get some rags. Uh, get some tools.
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- Barney. - Uh, uh, get a band-aid.
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- Get a doctor. - Barney.
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I'll run next door and get Fred.
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- Barney. - Uh-oh. You're here, Fred?
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Yeah, I'm here.
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whirr whirr whirr
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Hello? Hello, plumber?
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- Plumber? - 'Hello, plumber.'
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(Betty) 'This is an emergency.'
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Hold it, hold it! Do you wanna get robbed?
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Don't you remember how he socked you
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the last time you called the plumber?
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Uh, yeah. That's right, Betty.
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(Betty) 'I know, but somebody's gotta fix it.'
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There's a woman for you. They think money grows on trees.
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(Barney) 'Yeah, that's right.'
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Look, Betty, I don't like to butt in
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'but that leak's nothin'.'
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- 'We'll fix it in a jiffy.' - "We'll fix it?"
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- Get me a hammer or a wrench. - Right, Fred.
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- 'And an ice pick.' - Ice pick?
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Look, I hate to be a back-seat plumber, but why an ice pick?
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Look, Betty, this is man talk. Man business.
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(Barney) 'Yeah and maybe you better go visit Wilma till it's fixed.'
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Against my better judgment, maybe I better.
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Well, there you are, Barney.
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Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.
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- You're Mr. Fix-it. - Yeah-he-he-he.
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And she wanted to call a plumber.
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swoosh
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- Maybe we better. - 'Quiet.'
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And get me another ice pick.
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(Barney) 'How many ice picks do you think we got?'
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(Fred) 'Stop talking and get something for this one.'
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I'm getting somethin', Fred. I'm getting somethin'.
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clink clink clink
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There. Let's not panic. That'll hold it.
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Tomorrow, we'll get some tape and..
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swoosh
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Barney!
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I-I'm getting somethin', Fred. I'm getting somethin'.
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(Fred) 'Alright. So it doesn't look pretty, but it works.'
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Betty isn't gonna like it.
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Hey, hey, Fred, look. The-the dam's gonna burst.
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swoosh
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One thing I always say.
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If anything goes wrong in the house
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'call the professional.'
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I agree with you.
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But when Fred starts making noises like an expert..
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- Your play. - '...I let him have his way.'
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It gives him confidence. Gin!
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You're lucky it's only a tiny leak.
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- Uh, I gotta use the phone. - Why don't you use ours?
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(Barney) Uh, I can't. I-it's under water.
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Hello, hello? Uh-uh, get me a plumber. Any plumber.
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Barney. Barney, where is Fred?
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(Barney) 'Uh, d-don't worry about him, Wilma.'
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He-he-he's a good swimmer.
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Uh, hello? Oh-oh, oh, oh, plumber?
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Listen, this is an emergency a-at the Rubble's house.
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Yeah, yeah, bring some pails. Y-yeah, your swim things too.
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And-and tools, uh, uh, plumber's helpers.
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Uh, let's see, uh, four elbows
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two joints, a couple of valves.
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'Uh, that'll run close to 200.'
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- Two hundred. - Right.
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Of course, uh, if you'd called me right away..
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Yeah, I know, uh, do me a favor.
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When you send the bill, uh, make it for only half.
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'I-I'll pay the whole thing, but, uh..'
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Oh, you wanna lie to your wife.
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Uh, by the way
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have you made hotel reservations yet?
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Uh, ho-ho-hotel? What for?
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Well, uh, I've got to turn off the water
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'rip up the floors, replace the pipes.'
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'Job's gonna take at least four or five days.'
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'How are you gonna lie to your wife about that?'
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Oh, boy! I'm sunk.
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[gurgling]
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knock knock knock
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- Hi, Betty. - 'We just came to say goodbye.'
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- Come on in a minute. - 'Thanks.'
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Well, we're off to the hotel.
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We're sure gonna miss you, folks.
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Oh, it's only for a week.
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Only for a week? At those rates?
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'And-and without meals?'
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'Just because we didn't call a plumber.'
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- 'Uh, we better go now.' - Uh, wait a minute.
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Wilma, can I speak to you in the kitchen?
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Uh, don't go away, folks.
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Wilma, listen..
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I know what you're thinking
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and the answer is no.
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How can you say that? They're our neighbors.
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'They're our best friends.'
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Yes and I wanna keep it that way.
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My mother always said
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the surest way to lose a friend
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'is to invite them to come and live with you.'
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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(Wilma) 'Besides, we only have one bedroom.'
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So you and Betty use the bedroom
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I'll use the sofa, Barney can have the cot.
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I'm telling you if Fred was a real friend
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he'd ask us to stay here
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'instead of going to a hotel at those rates.'
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That's crazy.
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(Barney) 'Uh, t-they're supposed to be our best friends.'
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Yes and let's keep it that way.
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And what's more, he's a cheapskate. And another thing--
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(Betty) 'Shh, quiet, Barney.'
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Folks, you're not going to a hotel.
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Hm? What do you mean?
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(Fred) 'You're gonna stay right here with us.'
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You're the best cheapskate neighbor a fella ever had.
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(Betty) Hold it, hold it.
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We may be making a big mistake if we stay.
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I'm afraid so.
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- What do you mean? - Yeah, what mistake?
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You know what's going to happen if you and Barney
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are cooped up here together.
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(Fred) 'What's going to happen?'
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(both) You're going to start fighting. That's what.
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- Me and my pal fight? - We're buddy-buddies.
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♪ My bosom buddy ♪
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♪ And my lifelong pal ♪
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♪ La-dee-da-dee la-dee.. ♪♪
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Okay, okay. Have it your way.
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I just hope you're still singing together
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five days from now.
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Alright, Barney, bosom buddy
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start unpacking.
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Good, good, good.
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Hey, uh, I'm hungry. Uh, what's for supper?
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chomp chomp chomp
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Delicious, Wilma. Mm, delicious.
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- Why, thank you, Barney. - Mm-hm.
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- Your dinner is wonderful. - I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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(Fred) 'Well, how about me?'
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How come I'm getting only one meatball?
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(Wilma) 'Because we have guests, that's how come.'
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Oh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, yeah.
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Excuse me, pal. Uh, very thoughtless.
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Oh, uh, that's okay.
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Could I, uh, pour you some water?
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Uh, just a drop, but if it's no trouble.
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(Fred) 'No trouble at all.'
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- 'Are you sure?' - 'I insist.'
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- 'You're very kind.' - 'My pleasure.'
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- 'May I pour for you?' - 'How thoughtful.'
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Oh, knock it off.
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Wilma, please. Our guests.
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Okay. Would you and your guest like some coffee?
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(Fred) 'Uh, perhaps our guest would prefer his coffee later'
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'uh, while we're watchin' TV?'
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- Indubitably. - 'No, in the den.'
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How's the coffee, bosom buddy?
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Delicious, lifelong friend.
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You boys relax while Betty and I do the dishes.
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(Fred) Okay, Wilma.
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Uh, we're going pretty good, huh, Fred?
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Yeah, he-he.
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We can't let anything go wrong between us, Barn.
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'The main thing is, we can't fight'
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'in front of the girls.'
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Right, Fred.
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No matter what happens, keep smilin'.
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You can rely on me.
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Anyone for dessert?
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Swamp root layer cake.
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Help yourselves, boys.
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There's a piece for both of you.
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(Barney) Oh, thank you.
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chomp chomp chomp
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Enjoy yourselves, fellas.
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That's all there is. There ain't no more.
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You selfish little moocher.
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Who, me? What did I do?
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I'll tell you what you did.
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You grabbed the big piece of cake for yourself.
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Well, uh, what would you've done?
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I'd be a gentleman. I'd take the little one.
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Well, you got it, didn't you?
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What are you kicking about?
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(Fred) 'Why, you..'
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[choking]
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Watch it, Fred. The-the girls.
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Keep smilin', keep smilin'.
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You boys gonna stay up long?
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Not too long, dear.
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Uh, me neither. I'm, uh, getting sleepy.
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Well, goodnight, Fred.
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mwah
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Goodnight, honey.
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Goodnight, Barney.
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mwah
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Goodnight, sweet dreams.
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Do you, um, think you'll be comfortable
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sleeping out here, boys?
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(Fred) 'Sure, honey. You run along, honey.'
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Goodnight then.
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- 'Uh, goodnight.' - 'Goodnight.'
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Hey, we might as well hit the hay, Barney.
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I'm with you, Fred.
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You go wash up
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and I'll get the beds ready.
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Will do, Fred. Will do.
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Now, this short one is for Barney.
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Nice and comfy.
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And this one is for me.
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♪ Scooby-dooby-doo-boo Scoodly-boo-boo ♪
279
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♪ Scooby-doo-boo beedy-bee-doo-boo ♪
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♪ Diddly-doo-doo dooby-doo-boo ♪♪
281
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All set, Fred.
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I left the toothpaste on the sink.
283
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Hold it, hold it.
284
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What's up, Fred.
285
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What are you supposed to have on?
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My nightshirt. That's what.
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(Fred) 'And how am I supposed to sleep'
288
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'if you got on a loud nightshirt like that?'
289
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And if you get any louder, the girls will hear you.
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Smile, Fred, smile. Show your teeth.
291
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'And you better brush them while you're at it.'
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[Barney laughing]
293
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Oh, boy.
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(Barney) 'Nighty-night, Fred.'
295
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[Fred muttering]
296
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Goodnight!
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Ah.
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(Barney) 'H-hey, w-what the heck?'
299
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G-g-get off of me, Fred.
300
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Get off of you? You get out of my bed.
301
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Well, you don't expect me to-to s-sleep on them chairs?
302
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(Fred) You're darn right. Put me down.
303
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- Now, get up. - I will not.
304
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- I'm warnin' you. - I'm not budgin'.
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(Wilma) 'Fred. Is that you, Fred?'
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Shh. Yes, dear.
307
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- 'Is anything wrong?' - No, dear.
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I just tucked Barney in cozy, comfy.
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Goodnight.
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(Wilma) 'Goodnight.'
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Cozy, comfy?
312
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He-he. That's cute, Fred.
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Quiet, you dope. That was a close one.
314
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And I'm not through with you.
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Tomorrow night, I'm sleeping on the couch.
316
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Okay, Fred. Okay. Sheesh.
317
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[snoring]
318
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[snoring]
319
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[creaking]
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[grunts]
321
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[snoring]
322
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(Wilma) 'Fred? Fred.'
323
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Huh? Huh?
324
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Fred, do you hear me?
325
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Huh? Uh, what's the matter?
326
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(Wilma) 'You forgot to put the cat out, Fred.'
327
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Oh, boy.
328
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'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.'
329
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'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.'
330
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Fred, quiet.
331
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You'll wake everybody up.
332
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Here, kitty, kitty, kit..
333
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[grunts]
334
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
335
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'Here, kitty. Come on.'
336
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'Come on. There you are.'
337
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'That's a good kitty.'
338
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thud
339
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[snoring]
340
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[door closes]
341
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[mumbling]
342
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000
Hey, w-w-what's going on?
343
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Fred? Hey, Fred!
344
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thud thud thud
345
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Fred. Fred, Fred!
346
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Oh, uh, hiya, Fred.
347
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What are you doing out here, Barney?
348
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Search me, Fred. Search me.
349
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(Fred) Come in here.
350
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[instrumental music]
351
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[birds chirping]
352
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[yawning]
353
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[ringing]
354
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Huh!
355
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
[grunts]
356
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Shh. Quiet, Fred.
357
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
You wanna wake up everybody?
358
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You numbskull. Did you set that alarm?
359
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
(Barney) 'Oh, sure. I gotta get up at 5:00.'
360
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Well, I don't have to get up till 8:00.
361
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Well, go back to sleep, Fred.
362
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I'll, uh, just, uh, tippy toe around
363
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and, uh, be gone before you know it.
364
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Five o'clock.
365
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
W-what such a thing?
366
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[snoring]
367
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000
[Barney gargling]
368
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000
thud thud thud
369
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Cut out that noise and let me get some sleep
370
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000
before I immobilize you.
371
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
What are you making all that noise for?
372
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
- Me, making noise? - Shh.
373
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The girls will think we're fightin'.
374
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bam
375
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(Wilma) 'Fred? Fred?'
376
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Yes, dear.
377
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,000
'Can't you be a little more considerate?'
378
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
toot toot
379
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
thud thud thud
380
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000
♪ My bosom buddy ♪
381
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,000
♪ And my lifelong pal ♪
382
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000
♪ La-dee-la-dee ♪
383
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
♪ La-dee-ra-ra-ra he-ya ♪
384
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
♪ La-da-da-dee-da ♪♪
385
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
I just can't believe it, Betty.
386
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Three days and not a cross word between them.
387
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Mm, like a pair of angels.
388
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
When they offered to do the dishes tonight
389
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I almost fainted.
390
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Well, let's face it.
391
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Maybe we were wrong.
392
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
There you are, pal.
393
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
I'll just put these pots away
394
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
and we'll be finished.
395
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
I just got this spoon left.
396
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
[spoons clatters]
397
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Ye-ouch!
398
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000
W-what's the matter, Fred? Hit your head?
399
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000
When this quits hurtin'
400
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
you know what I'm gonna do to you?
401
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
'I'm gonna take this drawer and I'm..'
402
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Shh. The girls will think we're fightin'.
403
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
[muttering]
404
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
[instrumental music]
405
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Wilma, are you sure I didn't get a phone call?
406
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000
- 'No, Fred.' - I can't understand it.
407
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
The boss told me he'd call tonight. It's very important.
408
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000
For the millionth time, Fred, he did not call.
409
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000
I've been here all day and there were no calls for you.
410
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Well, I don't understand.
411
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000
If the boss says he'll call, he calls.
412
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Who took this phone off the hook?
413
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000
The phone is off the hook.
414
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
- Who did it? - I did, Fred.
415
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000
(Fred) 'You took the phone off the hook, in my house?'
416
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,000
You got your nerve. Why did you do it?
417
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
And you better have a good reason.
418
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Well, I can't concentrate on my reading
419
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
if the phone starts ringin'.
420
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
You can't concentrate on..
421
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Ooh, you little pipsqueak!
422
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
I will concentrate on tearing you apart. I will--
423
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Shh, shh, shh.
424
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
The girls will think we're fightin'.
425
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Thank goodness, only one more day.
426
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
That's a beautiful pizza, Wilma.
427
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000
I wanted something special for your last night with us.
428
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
I hope it's big enough.
429
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Oh, there is plenty for the four of us.
430
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Well, we better hurry and get downtown
431
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
before all the bargains are gone.
432
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000
I'll just put this pizza in the refrigerator until we get back.
433
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
And I'll get the car and meet you outside.
434
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
(Wilma) 'Okay, Betty. Be with you in a minute.'
435
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Hello. Anybody home?
436
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000
♪ Dooby-doo-doo hey diddly-doo-boo ♪
437
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000
♪ Loo-pee-dee-dee-voo-voo zoo-zoo-zoo-zi-do ♪
438
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
♪ Voo-doo-doo-di-boo-doo dod-di-di-voo ♪
439
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
♪ Zap-dee-dee zap ♪♪
440
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Ooh. Hm, pizza pie.
441
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
And it looks mighty de-e-licious.
442
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
[laughing]
443
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000
chomp chomp chomp
444
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
♪ The Rubbles are leaving hurray hurray ♪
445
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
♪ The Rubbles are leaving today today ♪
446
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
♪ Dee-dee-dee-dee ♪♪
447
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
He he he!
448
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
And I will be very happy to see them go.
449
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
[laughing]
450
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
'Oh, Wilma.'
451
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
thud
452
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Greetings, one and all.
453
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
For you, Mrs. Flintstone, a few posies.
454
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Ha ha ha.
455
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
And for our charming house guest, uh, ditto.
456
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000
- Thank you, Fred. - Hiya, Barney old pal?
457
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Well, it's our last night together.
458
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
And boy, am I starved. What's for supper?
459
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
[clearing throat]
460
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Hey, what's the matter?
461
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
What's going on?
462
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
- Well? - Oh, well, what, Fred?
463
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000
(Betty) 'Tell Fred what's for supper, Barney.'
464
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000
[mumbling] W-w-well, i-it was
465
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
uh, this way, Fred.
466
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000
'Uh-uh, when I got home, uh, there was nobody here'
467
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,000
'and, uh, and, uh, and-and there was this beautiful pizza pie'
468
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
'in the ice box, see?'
469
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000
And, uh, and, uh, I, uh, I, uh..
470
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Aye yay yay yay yay yay yay.
471
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000
No. No!
472
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
You ate a whole pizza yourself?
473
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
A meal for the four of us?
474
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
- Why, you-- - I-Ixnay, Fred.
475
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
'T-t-the girls, the girls.'
476
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Oh, well. What are we makin' a fuss about?
477
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Like I always say
478
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
'a guest in my house'
479
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
'is welcome to anything he wants.'
480
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Um, what will we do about dinner?
481
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Perfectly simple.
482
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I'll just step over to the delicatessen
483
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
and get us a load of cold cuts.
484
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Have the table set, Wilma. I'll be back in a minute.
485
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
And, uh, Barney old pal
486
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
'how about walking over with me?'
487
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Uh, yeah, I-I better come along
488
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000
and see that you get enough.
489
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Well, let's go, pal.
490
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
The delicatessen is down this way.
491
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000
That's right. But we're going this way.
492
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
This is a showdown, Barney.
493
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,000
For five days, I've stood all a man can stand.
494
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Eating that pizza was the last straw.
495
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Now you and me are gonna have a knockdown
496
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
'drag out, man-to-man fight to the finish.'
497
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Okay, Fred. If that's the way you want it.
498
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
En garde.
499
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
[dramatic music]
500
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000
You know, I've never been more proud of Fred.
501
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
He acted so sweet
502
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000
after what Barney did.
503
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I thought he'd hit the ceiling
504
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
after what Barney did.
505
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
'And what's more, I think he would've had every right'
506
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
'to explode after what Barney did.'
507
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
I don't think we better talk about it anymore, Wilma.
508
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
What's the matter?
509
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Surely you don't defend what Barney did?
510
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000
What Barney did. What Barney did. What did Barney do?
511
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
You know perfectly well what he did. He--
512
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000
All he did was help himself to an old pizza.
513
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I-if you want us to pay for it, we'll gladly pay for it.
514
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000
- Now, see here, Betty. - No, you see here, Wilma.
515
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
boing boing boing
516
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
- Well? - Well?
517
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
I'm waitin' for you.
518
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
I'm waitin' for you.
519
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Oh, stand still, you mosquito
520
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
and let me swat you one.
521
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000
(Betty) 'I knew we should've gone to a hotel in the first place.'
522
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,000
(Wilma) 'Yes, I wish you had gone to a hotel in the first place.'
523
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
- It's the girls. - They're fightin'.
524
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,000
I always say, you never know people till you live with them.
525
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Ha-ha. You can say that again.
526
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
[laughs]
527
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
What are you laughin' at?
528
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Don't you get it, Fred? They said we'd be fightin'.
529
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
But-but look who's fightin'.
530
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000
[both laughing]
531
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Hey, come on, pal. We better break it up.
532
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,000
- Oh, yeah? That's what you say. - Yeah, that's what I say.
533
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
And another thing.
534
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
- I think that you-- - 'Oh, Wilma. Ha-ha-ha!'
535
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
(Barney) 'Uh, hello, Betty.'
536
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
[both laughing]
537
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
(Betty) Well, what's so funny?
538
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Yeah, what are you two clowns laughing at?
539
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
(Fred) What are we laughing at?
540
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
[laughing]
541
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
You tell 'em, Barney.
542
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000
I can't stand this. Ha-ha-ha!
543
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
No, y-you tell 'em, Fred.
544
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
[both laughing]
545
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
You, you were the ones gettin' worried
546
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
about Barney and me gettin' along
547
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
and here you are fighting.
548
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
[laughing continues]
549
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
[laughing]
550
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
[all laughing]
551
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Say, what do you say we all go out and get a dino burger?
552
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
[all laughing]
553
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
I'm with you, Fred. Lead the way.
554
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
After you, ladies.
555
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Come on, pal. Let's eat.
556
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
I-I'm with you, Fred, all the way.
557
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
[laughing]
558
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000
[theme music]
559
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
[yawning]
560
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
clink
561
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
thud
562
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
boing
563
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
slam
564
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
[door rattling]
565
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Wilma!
566
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
bang bang bang
567
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Wilma!
568
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
bang abng abng
569
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Come on, Wilma. Open this door!
570
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Wilma!
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