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♪♪

We filmed for two days at this big, two-story mansion

just east of downtown Atlanta.

On the first day, I played a real-estate agent,

who pulled an alligator out of the sink,

and on the second day, I was an interior designer,

who gave my new assistant a surreal house tour.

Yeah, the upstairs of this place is beautiful.

Mm-hmm.

Downstairs needs a lot of work, obviously.

They are renovating it. It's huge.

It is huge. And I'm just gonna do my thing.

Okay. You know, usually,

I have an assistant who just takes notes,

you know, as I go through,

and you can learn something about it.

And I like to just walk through the room

and let the room sort of just speak to me

and tell me what it wants to be.

Okay, so, you hang tight right there,

and we'll take a quick little -- we've got...

That's good. Decent-sized closet.

Um...

[ Clicks tongue ] A boy's closet.

I think everybody who buys these homes now are

getting to keep the inventory of what's up.

Mm-hmm.

All right. So, bedroom.

Bedroom -- that can be converted to a guest room.

And...

bathroom with closet -- that's good.

And this, obviously,

is two sets of stairs that lead to the upstairs --

one to the right and one to the left.

That's good. That's good.

And... just take the next page.

Mm-hmm. Just draw, like,

a floor plan.

Draw a big box, and then we're just gonna put

which different rooms are which.

Okay.

All right, I'm gonna take a quick peek upstairs.

Okay.

And then I'm gonna have you meet me up there

in just a bit, okay?

All right, great.

So, yeah, just however you draw it --

I mean, if you know how or not.

Okay. [ Chuckles ] It'll be fine.

Okay, I'll be upstairs. Okay.

Okay.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Hello.

Samantha? Yes.

Hey, it's Michael. [ Chuckles ] Hi.

Hey, would you just grab my briefcase?

And you can meet me upstairs.

There's actually two more floors.

Yep. Will do.

Okay. I'll see you there.

All right. Okay. Bye. Bye.

Bye-bye.

♪♪

[ Lock rattles ]

[ Cellphone beeps ]

[ Cellphone ringing ]

[ Door closes ]

Hey. Hi.

Oh, were you calling me? I was.

Oh, okay, yeah.

How did you get up... I'm sorry?

How did you get up through the stairs from there?

Oh, no, it's here. Okay.

There's two sets of stairs here.

Did I see you go exit up that way, though?

Did you see me exit up this way?

Yeah, through that --

I'm sorry.

I must have just had, like, an acid trip or something.

What happened? No.

Because I thought you went upstairs through that door.

Through this door? Yeah.

No, wait a minute.

What are you talking about?

I'm pretty sure that's a closet.

Yeah, this would be stairs. That's right.

-Okay. -That makes sense to me.

There are stairs there. Yes. Stairs here.

Okay.

-Yes. -All right.

So, stairs -- Well, that makes sense.

I know! That's why I was saying, like, you must think I'm crazy.

[ Music distorts ] [ Chuckles ] Okay.

I could have spent all day freaking out Samantha

with the shape-shifting walk-in closet/staircase,

but my director was in my earpiece

saying it was time for the reveal.

So, it gives me great pleasure

to show you the never-before-seen moment,

where she realized she wasn't losing her mind.

You know, if you can project what it should be

and actually see it,

then that's the sign of a great designer.

[ Chuckles ] Okay. Yeah.

Awesome. Well, that's really good.

'Cause otherwise, I'd say you were on

a hidden-camera magic show right now.

Yes.

[ Laughing ] Am I on a hidden-camera magic show?!

Oh, my God. -[ Chuckles ]

I was so ready to just do this with you.

[ Laughs ] You were doing it.

Sure. You were doing it.

You were -- Oh, my God!

[ Both laugh ]

Awesome.

Did you -- Did you think you were losing your mind?

Uh, yes. Absolutely.

And I just thought, for sure, I'm like,

he thinks I'm on drugs.

[ Laughs ] He totally thinks

I am on some insane drugs right now.

I'm a magician. Awesome.

And we just flipped your brain inside and out.

Yes.

Yes? I say we go upstairs.

Okay. Let me grab my bag.

Yeah, grab your purse.

Wave to everybody. Say goodbye.

Bye-bye. You were awesome.

[ Chuckles ] Come on.

Let's go up the real stairs.

Oh, this is a closet. [ Laughs ]

All right. These are from the frame shop downtown?

Yes, sir.

The art department

typically gets our tricks

about four weeks in advance

in order to prep all of the props we need,

which came in handy for this next trick

that required classic-looking art

that would fool the casual observer.

Right here.

Let's see what we got, 'cause they gave us a map

of which way they wanted the paintings.

How they want to do it.

Yeah, and it's gonna go on this wall here.

So...

yeah.

Okay, what's the names of the works here?

Okay, it says "Family Pack." "Family Pack."

Let's see. Which one? I got three here.

I got this one...

That's probably the "Family Pack."

Which one's this?

Right here -- "Family."

"Family Pack" is here. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay, "Family Pack," you think?

Yeah, I think so. All right. And then...

"Unlikely Friends."

"Unlikely Friends" -- you think this one?

Yeah, I think so.

I think you are correct about that.

Yeah, they do. This is the family.

They do look like unlikely friends, huh?

Yeah. Weird paintings, right?

Right, but they're cool, though, to be honest with you.

Yeah. That's the, um,

the lady who's buying this house --

the couple -- they're --

they're into, like, pet rescue.

Really? Yeah.

The 12th-century painters

always hide animals in the paintings.

Yeah, I see that.

Well, yeah, that one, obviously.

[ Laughs ]

But... How about that?

Yeah, isn't that funny?

There's a little history lesson for you.

Yeah.

Okay, so, which is the first one going?

"Family Pack."

"Family Pack" is gonna be the first one,

and I think they're -- Oh, look.

They're labeled on the back. How about that?

Okay, I'll get these up there.

First one -- I'll put that one over here.

What's the second one called?

"Duchess of Cambridge."

All right, I'll take that.

And what's the last one?

Wait a minute.

That changed, didn't it?

What do you mean? What are you talking about?

There was not faces -- It was -- It was not --

There were people's faces on there.

No, this is what I was telling you about.

This is why they love these paintings.

Oh, because the pets -- is hidden.

Hidden in there. That is so cool.

Yeah. When we was

looking at it like this,

it didn't look like that. Didn't see it, right?

Right. No, that's what I'm saying.

But once you see it, you can't not see it, right?

No more. Exactly. This is the --

This is the -- See, this one, look

Before you put that one up, look at that.

Now, when you put that one up, that's gonna change.

[ Chuckles ] It's gonna change.

Oh, it's -- it's not that it changes --

It's just how you see it.

See? Right? That's "Unlikely Friends."

Right. Do you see it?

'Cause this is the one I can't really see.

That's the hard one, right? It is a hard one.

Here. Hold it up for me and let me look.

All right.

♪♪

You see it? No, that one's hard to see.

[ Chuckles ]

I don't see it. Here.

From far away, do you see it?

♪♪

I see it. I see it. You see it?

I see it. What do you see?

It's a cat -- I see it's a cat here

and a Doberman Pinscher.

Wait. Let me hang it on the wall.

Okay. Hold on a minute.

There we go.

See?

Come back here.

Oh, absolutely.

I see a cat -- Like, a white cat.

Right. Right. Oh, and a dog face.

-Yes. -Oh, yeah, yeah.

Once your mind flips, it's like you can see it.

Oh. This is too cool.

Yeah, next time you're in a museum, man,

a lot of those early works are really all secret pets.

Wow, man.

♪♪

We're just gonna take a little inventory,

so you can come on over here.

This next gravity-defying trick

was built for us by illusion designer Thom Rubino.

If it looks familiar, you may have seen a similar effect

he created for a Cirque du Soleil show

in Las Vegas.

Uh, a couple mirrors.

Um...oh, are these those European weights?

What are they called -- counterbalance weights?

I think so.

I don't know how you --

Maybe those are too heavy.

There's little 5s.

There's 5s over here. I'm gonna try these.

Yeah, try them 5s. It'll be a little easier.

Yeah, it's supposed to be something like

it counterbalances with you.

Mm-hmm.

Something like a...

♪♪

I can feel it kind of like -- I don't know.

It just kind of feels like a regular weight.

Yeah.

Supposed to be like a counterbalance thing.

That'd be --

You is leaning forward pretty far.

Can you usually do that in regular life?

I don't know.

It just feels like a regular weight to me.

How is you leaning so far forward, though?

Hmm?

How are you leaning so far forward?

Leaning so far forward?

Yeah.

Well, I don't know. I'm just holding this.

I'm saying you're leaning really far

with just staying there.

Really?

Yeah, you were just really leaning forward.

Here. Wait. Come on around over here to this side.

♪♪

Let me see.

What was the thing -- put it like this?

♪♪

Pull it in.

It just feels like a regular weight.

How is you leaning so far forward?

That's crazy. What do you mean?

You see, you're leaning forward.

I feel like --

I can feel, like, in my pelvis, like, strength.

Really?

Yeah, like, strength in my pelvis area.

♪♪

Yeah, like, strength in a waiting room?aiting

Now this was an interesting day.

One of our camera operators

got a chicken bone stuck in his throat during lunch,

and more than a few people on the crew

thought it was some kind of trick for the show.

It wasn't.

And so while we were filming in the waiting room

of this real-estate office,

our camera op spent his afternoon

in the waiting room of a doctor's office.

This is stupid. [ Chuckles ] This...

That is weird.

Like a blank...

These are blank, too. It's blank?

Yeah, I guess these are just --

I guess it's just for, like...

Oh, is this that thing? ...cute.

What thing? If this is this one of those --

You know, it's like an e-book thing?

No, this is not an e-book. Oh, no, no, no.

This is the blank one, right?

This is the blank cover.

Uh-huh. Let me see that one.

Is it -- And then...

And then it's -- Oh, yeah.

Shut up. Whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Let me see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unh-unh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a tablet kind of thing.

Do it again. Give me, like, a --

Give me one of those. I want you to do the Sudoku.

Yeah, my dad plays that. Do that one.

All right. All righty.

Yeah, it goes in --

It's so that if you don't like

to use electronic stuff, but...

It's, like, people who still like to hold a real book.

Right? This is weird.

It's weird, right?

That's pretty cool, 'cause it saves paper.

Okay, but there's no, like, electricity in here.

That's what I'm saying. Like, this is...

What other one do they have there?

They have the Domain Design and the Putter one.

Do the Putter one. Putter one?

Yeah. Like a golf one, yeah.

Golf one. I like golf.

I like men who play golf.

Michael, Danny is ready for you.

Okay. Uh, here.

You play with it. Thanks.

All right, have fun. See you later. Good luck.

Good to meet you. Oh, my bag.

Okay, this is not working for me now.

Oh, can you flip it the other way?

Yep. You might have it facing backwards.

It's that -- that --

Line up the spine with the pages.

Wssshw!

♪♪

This next trick involves a high-tech soda can

that lets you call a 1-800 number

for a free remote refill.

And you know how you know this was filmed

all the way back in Season 1?

Because nowadays, we would have made an app for that.

It's good.

Good. Cold?

Yeah.

I actually think I have another refill on that.

Did you -- Do you want some? Oh, no, that's okay.

I probably should recycle that, anyway, right?

Yeah, you probably should. [ Chuckles ]

You conscious like that?

No. Oh, you're not?

No. Oh, yeah.

I always do.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes, I do.

These have -- what is it -- three?

You can do it three times, right?

No. The soda.

Do you use the online refill service?

No. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah.

Any can that has a serial number on the side that starts with 7,

you do the instant soda refill.

Really? Really? Oh, yeah.

No, it's great, 'cause once you finish it...

Uh-huh?

Hello?

[ Chuckles ]

Can 7732814.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Let me get -- signal.

You got it? They locked it.

Is it resealed? Yeah. It resealed. See?

What?

Yeah.

Okay. And then you touch it to the...

phone.

There you go.

No.

[ Tab pops ]

Are you serious?

I'm serious. No!

Yes. It worked, though.

So, give me their number. I think I'm gonna try this out.

Well, you have to get your own number.

You go to instantsodarefill.com.

I have to get my own number?

And you get your own number for when you do,

and any soda you buy that has a serial number

that starts with 7,

you can refill it three times -- two times.

♪♪

you can refill it three times -- two times.ody...

We filmed for two days at this car wash,

and business was either feast of famine.

Sometimes I waited 20 minutes for just one customer,

and other times, I had to help vacuum out cars

just to clear out the traffic jam.

[ Speaking indistinctly ] Oh, hello.

Hello.

All right. How are you?

Pretty good. And you?

I'm doing good. What kind of wash?

I want a full service.

Full service wash -- You got it.

We'll do exterior, tires.

Let's see if we can do the back of the cab.

You got some stuff in there.

And we're gonna vacuum in here.

Here. Hang onto that for me.

We just want to get that stuff out.

And this.

Yeah, I just don't want to vacuum around that stuff.

There's food.

Yeah, I just don't want to get it sucked up in the vacuum.

Uh-huh.

Oh, and you got...

Litter box in there.

And...

Oh, I see. I see, yeah.

Here. I, uh, yeah.

I'll take the car through,

and then I'll go inside to wash the cat, okay?

All right?

[ Vehicle beeping ]

Michael: Huh?

Oh, you want him -- You want him inside the car?

Is this your cat? No.

[ Laughing ] Oh, come on. No, really.

No, it's okay. I can, uh...

Let me...

[ Cat meows ]

Oh, this isn't your cat?

Not your cat? No.

Huh. Well, I can wash it with the kitty inside.

I just can't put it through the machine

with the cat in the car.

I'm gonna -- [Smooches]

I'm gonna get him in there right now -- okay? --

to give him a wash,

and then we'll send your car through,

and both the kitty and the car will be nice and clean.

[Bleep]

♪♪

This is an example of something we call a back-pocket trick.

They're magic tricks that we can prepare quickly

and shoot at a moment's notice if we've shot everything else

and we still have some time left.

There's less pressure with them and sometimes,

they can even be funnier because of that.

And... But we won't

shampoo the rugs, just vacuum.

No, all I want you to do is wash it,

do the wheels, vacuum it, and just wipe off the inside.

Okay, yeah. That's not gonna be a problem.

Okay.

Okay, and I'm gonna have you actually pay inside.

Okay, you've got... And let me --

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second.

Would you just let me have the keys?

I'm, like, losing my mind. I don't have them.

You don't have them?

Did I...

What did I do? Don't tell me --

You didn't. No, I didn't.

What did I do?

Yep, you did.

Ohh.

[ Laughs ]

I am so sorry.

You don't have an extra set, do you?

No, I don't.

That's fine. We do this all the time.

Okay. Do you know --

Do you know the clapper door code

for this car? I don't have

a clapper door code.

All cars have a clapper door code.

I don't know what it is. You don't?

Well, this is a good day for you.

I'm gonna teach it to you. Okay.

Here. Will you step to the other side

of the car over here?

Okay. All righty.

You got to look in the owner's manual.

Every car has a clapper code. I've got 'em all memorized.

Little further.

Little -- Yeah, right over the hood we got to do it.

Right there. Okay.

I'm gonna clap, and you echo my clap.

When the keys are inside, it senses that,

so you just echo this clap -- Ready, it's...

Ta. Ti, ti...

Oops. No? Okay.

Ta...

Ti, ti...

Ti, ti, ti...

And that'll do it. [ Horn honking ]

Oh, clap three times.

[ Honking stops ] Sorry.

It's okay. Is this a 6-cylinder?

Yes. My bad.

It's actually ti, ti...

Ta...

Ti, ti...ti...

Ta.

[ Lock disengages ]

Did I get that side, too?

I don't know, but that is pretty weird.

Yeah. Saves my butt every single day.

Okay.

So, what do you do again?

You want to learn it? Yeah.

Okay, not a problem.

It has coding inside the car.

Your car knows when the keys get locked in,

so what you want to do, if it ever gets locked in --

here we go.

It's...

Ti, ti, ti.

Three.

Ta.

One.

Ti, ti, ti.

So that's three, one, three.

Three, one, three, two, two.

Three, one, three, two, two. Okay.

No, three, one, three, two, two, one.

Three, one, three...

Two, two, one.

Right. And the ricochet sound

will trigger the door locks.

Gotcha. Okay, crazy.

Yeah. Okay.

-Okay. -I learned something.

All right, I'll see you later.

All right. -[ Chuckles ]

If I get them locked in again, will you come out and help me?

Yeah, I will. Okay, now that

you know the code.

[ Laughs ]

All right, silly as that was,

the clapper door code trick really did grow on me,

so much so, I gave it a second shot.

Here's a look at that never-before-seen clip.

I don't like Armor All on my dash.

-Okay. -It's so blinding.

Oh, the glare, right? See? You can even see...

from the last time. Oh, yeah, it's probably bec--

Oh, my gosh. What?

Do you have the keys?

Do I have the keys?

Is that -- Oh, no!

Do you see them?

-That's them. -That's them?

[ Both laugh ]

What am I gonna do?

I'm so sorry!

We can get them out. What's your name?

Brenda. Hey, Brenda.

Come on over here.

[ Chuckles ] Do you know the --

I know the clapper door codes.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

That's fine. Explain.

Oh, okay. Here. I'll show you how to do it.

You stand right there. -Clapper do-- [ Laughs ]

Yeah, there's a way...

Okay.

You --

You know, each car has, like, a code?

-Yeah. -So, I'm gonna do the code.

You'll need your hands, and you clap back.

It takes two people.

Okay.

All right? Ready?

This is hilarious.

♪♪

That should do it.

Huh?

Michael: Is this a V...

I think it's a V-6.

Oh, V-6. I did the code wrong.

I think it's a V-6.

Let's try -- I know the V-6 for this.

Here we go. It's...

♪♪

[ Locks disengage ]

Michael: That's it.

-Oh, my God. -Are you serious?

Yeah. So, what'd you do?

You did one...

Do you want me to teach it to you?

Yeah! Here. Come here.

I'll show you what to do.

Okay.

Stand next to me here. Okay.

The car knows when your keys are locked in.

Okay, so the keys have to be in the car.

There's a sensor.

Keys locked in the car.

Okay. And you go...

That's three. One, two, three.

And then...

-Yep. -Is that it?

And just echo it with a friend,

and you'll never get locked out of your car again.

Oh, my gosh. You are so smart.

I am so sorry about that.

No, I'm so sorry --

I'm so glad that you did it.

-Yeah, now you know. -It was my fault.

Yeah, all right. I'll take care of that for you.

♪♪

Michael: You want me to do...

Pulling live animals out of someone's car

always gets a big reaction,

and at this car wash, first I did it with birds,

then with a cat, and now for this trick,

I made a much quirkier choice.

What is that? Oh, man.

What do you -- What do you see?

Where do you live? Decatur.

Why? What's that?

[ Sighs ] It's pellets.

Of?

You haven't heard about this?

No. Ugh.

It's little animal droppings.

What the hell is that? [ Chuckles ]

Yeah, there's been, like, a --

There's been an infestation around the area.

You didn't... How could I have --

So, do you think something's in there?

Is that what you're thinking?

Do you want me to -- Do you want me --

Yeah, I want you to do the whole [bleep]

Don't you know, if something comes out

and my little butt is driving...

Yeah, yeah. It's dangerous.

...life as we know is over. Yeah, okay.

Um, well, do me a favor. How in the hell did that

get there?

We've had this before.

O-M-G!

-Yeah. -Are you kidding me?

No, no, no. I'm not kidding you,

but you have to help me, though. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Will you help? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm totally gonna help you.

All right, I'm gonna put this in the backseat, okay?

Okay. All righty.

And just do me a favor.

I'm gonna ask you to honk the horn, okay?

-Okay. -Will you do that?

'Cause it'll scare them.

There's pheromones on the --

[ Horn honks ]

Yep.

Whoa! Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Michael: Did it...

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

I would have had a heart attack!

Okay, the ferret alert sign you're about to see

was an added joke for the end of this trick.

We put it up in the morning,

but then we forgot to take it down at the end of the day.

I kinda hope it's still there.

Yeah. You had two in here.

[ Gasps ]

Yep. Oh, my Lord. That is...

Yep.

[ Ferrets chittering ]

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, there's three. There's actually three.

Yeah. They were nestled up.

[ Ferrets chittering ]

Holy [bleep]

Yeah, no, that could be really dangerous.

They get under your feet while you're driving.

Dude. Don't you know,

I would have totally got out [laughs] and took --

[ Ferrets chittering ]

Oh, my God.

You didn't feel anything while you were driving, right?

No!

[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

I'm gonna have a freaking heart attack.

Yeah. [ Breathes deeply ]

We had a -- There was a ferret alert.

It's elevated, but we should probably

tell them to switch it to high.

Okay. Do you think we should blow again?

[ Laughs ] Should try honking again?

Yeah, I think -- Let's just make sure we got

mama and daddy out of here, you know?

[ Ferrets chittering ]

How the freak do they get in the car?

[ Sighs ] Well, you know how they like to --

they like to nestle up to stay warm?

Yeah.

So they can go in the exhaust pipe.

Yeah. So, even if your car is locked,

they can get in through the exhaust pipe

and up through -- up through the bottom.

[ Sniffs ]

When ferrets get stuck inside your car,

they call it "The Carbonaro Effect."

Have you heard of that? No.

It's also the name of a hidden-camera

magic TV show.

[ Both laugh ]

I don't even know if I want to get back in my car right now.

Uh-oh. What?!

No, that can't be right.

♪♪