All language subtitles for The.Carbonaro Inside.S01E17_English

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It's impossible to keep up with all the bizarre trends

when it comes to health and wellness, so we thought,

"What better place to trick people with weird new products

than a health-food and supplement store?"

Who didn't light this candle? Me. All right. Fine.

Ready for a little muscle-building?

Yes. What is that?

Oh, this? This is what I was trying to do.

I'm, like, learning how to make my own supplements here.

Uh-huh.

So I've been trying this new thing.

You know golden matcha powder?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Golden matcha powder together with, uh, creatine.

-Oh, God. Ooh! -You know?

Yeah, little bit of creatine for --

Little creatine doesn't hurt. A little.

A little bit, right?

The golden matcha powder

supposedly activates the creatine triplicate.

Whoa.

Yeah, so three times the amount.

-Makes you stronger. -Makes you stronger.

And we're working that into a paste.

Oh, oh, oh! It's just a little -- He's my pet.

-That's a rat! -That is a mouse.

You're giving the rat the matcha?

Well, we're trying to see what it does to muscle-building.

-Yeah. Whoop. See him in there? -Is he eating?

He'll eat just a little bit of it.

Just a little, tiny bit.

-See? -He looks for it?

Yeah, he looks for it.

Oh. See? They love to eat that.

He loves to get out. He's trying to get out.

Whoop, whoop, whoop. No, go back down in there.

So when he smells that down there --

-Get back in there, little guy. -You got a hole, right?

A little hole for him to breathe.

So, you're trying to make a super creatine combination.

Yeah, 'cause after a few seconds,

you can see a little bit of a change.

-Really? -But not -- Oh.

[ Squeaks ]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

-It's huge! -Yeah. It's working.

The golden matcha is the way to go.

-Oh, my God! -Yeah.

Yeah, the other stuff does not do as quick of a job.

What in the world?!

Yeah. Golden matcha with the creatine.

-Wow! -That'll really swell fast.

I've never seen anything like that before!

Oh, you can feel. It's very strong now -- very strong.

Oh, my God!

Yeah. Yeah.

-It works -- It works -- -Oh, my God!

Yeah. It works very quick when it's dried.

And the tail is still growing!

-Yeah, that's big. Okay. -Wow!

Well, that works. I'm gonna try that.

I'm gonna make that into a shake, yeah.

It's quick.

It could be a cat before it's over.

Yeah.

-What are you looking for? -This one.

Oh, that's a certain supplement you want.

Hurried people armed with facts --

usually the toughest to trick.

But I do love a challenge.

Some of them are online. Let me check if I --

Are you hooked up with the MySupplement app?

No, I just would like to know if you have

this one in-store and buy it.

Oh, okay, let me see if I have it.

-Energetic Institute. -Let me see if it --

We might have it in-store, but I've got --

I could type that in. What's it called?

Dandelion... Let's see if that's it here.

You see, I take my supplements through the app.

-Okay. -You know, because...

See the front of the phone has this little hole right here?

If you download them and you pay for the service,

then you can grasp onto them

and just take the supplements directly,

And that's the best way, to just upload any one you want.

Use the phone to give you a pill?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can get vitamins, supplements.

And I get my supplements that way.

So, take this guy. This is the best way to do it.

[ Liquid pouring ]

That way, once you, you know, load in the whole thing,

you can take all your pills that way.

I'll go see if I can get you the oils.

Okay.

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All right.

The inspiration for this came from one of our crew dinners,

when a producer called a cannoli "too fattening."

The kale cannoli was born.

Here, I'll show you how to make one.

-Okay. -It's great.

Just use a banana leaf and use a piece of gum tree.

-Interesting. -Okay?

A piece of gum tree goes in the center,

and a little bit of baling, hay straw.

And this is great, 'cause it's gluten-free,

and there's no sugar in it.

This is kale -- locally grown kale.

-Uh-huh. -Right.

And just a little bit of dried-dung fungus for flavor.

And, then, this is goji sand,

which is where goji berries are grown in.

-Huh. -So it acts as an emulsifier.

So it's kind of like nature's brick oven.

Hmm.

And it just gets rolled up like you would roll a cannoli.

Now, of course, you don't eat the banana paper.

-Okay. -Just like that.

A little bit of twine on it.

-You wrap it nice and tightly. -Uh-huh.

And you need a little bit of heat.

You could use like 100 watts, so you could use a lamp.

I use a heat lamp 'cause I think it goes a little bit faster.

-Uh-huh. -Put that on.

And just heat it over. Just for a few moments, really.

-Uh-huh. -And that's it.

It's not a lot of heat, but the goji sand

really absorbs the heat quickly.

-How interesting. -Show that to you here.

Unwrap it. And it's a healthy alternative.

And I'm not one for health foods,

but it comes out really good.

Well, now, what am I even seeing?

It's a kale cannoli.

Well -- Well, um...

This doesn't even look like what you put in there.

-Right. -Well, like, I'm losing my mind.

What am I...?

Now, this is what I call a pivot point in a trick.

Despite what he's seeing,

his mind is telling him that it can't be real.

My job is to gently push him over to the other side.

The outside is the gum bark.

-Here, I'll get you a napkin. -I am just absolutely, uh...

I don't even know what I'm seeing.

Yeah. Would you like to taste it?

Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Like, I didn't even --

Like, what did I see you put in there?

-You put this? -Right. The gum tree.

Yeah. And what did that become?

Well, that's becoming the outside shell.

That's why you have to start with this.

Otherwise, it won't come out in that cannoli shape.

That's the little trick that gets people to really feel --

So I just take a bite right here?

Sure. Yeah, taste it. Tell me what you think.

-I mean, you can tell my shock. -Yeah.

What do you think?

-It's fabulous. -It's good, right?

Where's the kale?

The kale has emulsified with the goji sand

into what you're thinking is cannoli cream.

I am just freakin'.

Sorry. I don't mean to be such a novice.

-What? -No, I'm --

-Get me a kit. -You want a kit?

-You got the whole deal? -I got the whole deal.

-I need it. -Yeah, and it also comes

with spinach that you can also make hot sucking candy.

[ Chuckles ]

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Don't worry.

After we wrapped, we told the guy the cannoli was real,

and he was totally cool with it.

Now, some people go to health-food stores

just to browse.

That's what I do, anyway.

But that same day, I met a woman with very specific needs.

Check her out in this never-before-seen trick.

-How you doing? -I'm awesome.

-Doing great? -I am going through menopause.

You're going through menopause?

Oh, you must've called about this.

-[ Laughs ] No. What is that? -Oh.

No, someone special-ordered stuff.

That's for menopause?

-What else you got going on? -I'm overweight.

So you got menopause, weight loss...

-Stress. -Stress.

-Where are you from? -New York.

Oh, wow. Did you ever try getting local supplements

from where you're from?

I wouldn't take nothing out of New York.

-Do you have any pets? -A Miniature Schnauzer.

You have a Miniature Schnauzer? Oh, my gosh. That's perfect.

So, let's see. You're looking for Clarity?

What are Clarity?

Oh, Clarity tablets are for menopause, weight loss.

They're for stress.

-Oh, they are? -Yeah.

These are Clarity Capsules.

And you can see they're for menopause,

weight loss, and stress.

Wow! Isn't that something.

These are manufactured in New York.

And what's good about them is that -- It says --

-What's that here? -"Great with..."

Does that say "Schnauzer"?

-Schnauzers, yeah. -What does that mean?

The dander that the animals will give off

can inspire the different functions of the supplements.

-Oh, I didn't know that. -Oh, yeah.

-We're very specific here. -Seems great.

So for you, I'd say Clarity Capsules

for menopause, weight loss, stress,

and they're great for someone with Schnauzers.

And you grew up in New York.

And you didn't call and tell me to pull this aside?

No, I didn't. [ Laughs ] How is that possible?

Talk about Clarity Capsules, right? I think it's...

[ Laughs ] O-kay.

♪♪

Coffee's working. Good mornin'.

♪♪

-Hey. How are ya? -Good. How you doing?

"The Carbonaro Effect" is all about blowing people's minds

with the impossible and the bizarre

when they least expect it.

So this calm, tranquil garden center

made the perfect backdrop for some of my magic.

Two weeks for fresh vegetables.

Wow.

And we do speedlings here, as well.

-What are speedlings? -Speedlings --

We'll take any seeds or anything you want to do,

and we can put it through the speedling process.

-Uh-huh. -Normally, when you're potting

something or putting it in the ground, you know,

it takes, depending on the time of year --

you know, it definitely takes a few weeks

before you even see a sprout.

But what makes speedlings different

is that instead of burying them deep,

you actually bury them, you know, two inches down.

So this is probably -- All of those little guys in there.

-So, that's this guy here. -Mm-hmm.

And it's kind of a shallow burial there.

Uh-huh.

That guy's reaction, "Uh-huh, uh-huh" --

that means either he's buying it totally

or he knows I'm full of it.

So I'm keeping things extra low-key here.

Just because it's shallow, and there's not a lot of light

in here, but they go pretty quick.

-Uh-huh. -And they'll sprout.

They're, like, instantly sprouting.

You see that?

That was from what you just planted?

Yeah. You'll just get a sprout.

But that first sprout makes it a lot easier.

If you're putting it around in your yard,

you know, the first sprout is the one --

'cause once the sun hits those...

-Right. -...they grow a lot faster.

That's fascinating.

And, then, at night, they'll go a little bit quicker.

So if you have -- You know, if you get them in darkness here,

the condensation, if it's a night like we had last night,

if it's rainy like this,

then you could get them in the dark,

'cause it makes, like, a humidity inside there, a trap.

Huh.

Take a few seconds and probably will --

Yeah, they go quick.

Yeah, this is a rapid, rapid release.

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They'll come up quick.

Yeah, there we go.

We could plant the trees and the shrubs you want,

and you'd have them by the next afternoon,

If you want to pay for the speedling.

It's a little more expensive.

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-Hey. How you doing? -Good. How are you?

Doing okay.

I'm here to pick up the irradiated...

which has been set aside for me.

Say it again. Irradiated --

-Oop! -Oh, my gosh.

What an idiot. [ Laughs ]

You can't tell -- I break these things all the time.

-I never realized that -- -What is it?

-It's an overlay rather than... -Yeah.

It's like terracotta... Well, they make them like that

'cause they're easy to put back together, I think.

Got to use the memory-glue stuff on this.

-You ever see that? -Memory glue?

Memory glue, yeah.

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Not bad. Oh.

There we go.

Yeah, this is good.

If I didn't have this stuff, man, I'd be like...

I'd be in big trouble. There.

It's good stuff. We make this here.

It just hones the pieces together.

Yeah, but how did you just kind of

shake it in there and it all stuck together?

-Yeah, it, like, finds the -- -Are you kidding me?

No. That's why the inside's porous like that, so that...

-That is so bizarre. -Yeah.

But I had a little missing -- Thank you very much. See?

You're better at this than me.

[ Laughs ]

There. Right there. It just finds it.

-That's so bizarre. -Here, let me just grab a...

I'm gonna find out the price on that for you.

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Um, the two upright rosemarys,

one the Tuscan, and the other the blue.

Oh, right, right, right.

The -- [ Coughs ] Sorry about that.

I initially objected to the concept of this trick

because I thought no one would sell a house plant

that smokes and catches on fire.

But, eventually, I warmed up to the idea.

What is that smoke coming out?

Oh, it's -- They pot it in a -- What are they calling it?

It's like a volcanic fire plant.

People are buying those

because they're using them at cookouts and stuff

so you don't have to ignite stuff with dangerous chemicals.

You know? You've seen these before, right?

-No! -Oh, yeah.

They're doing it with a whole bunch of different plants

that they put the soil --

They pot it with a -- It's like a mixture of eggshells,

sulfur, and volcanic ash,

and then I guess it sucks up through the leaves.

And then the little flowers...

You know, if you pluck them when they're ripe,

then the root, the juice from the --

-See that? -Oh, my God.

Yeah, so they're like nature's --

Oh, there -- Whoa, yeah. Got to be careful, though.

Whoa. [ Laughs ]

There. Yeah, we sell them with the...

-With that? -Yeah, just in case,

for if you're gonna drive home with it.

Yeah. That is a riot.

I have never heard of that in my life.

That is crazy. I thought I'd seen it all.

Well, we're doing that with most plants.

We can repot it for you so that it will combust.

And that was the moment the lady realized

the spontaneously combusting house plant

was a completely undesirable purchase.

And you'll probably feel the same way

about the product in this never-before-seen clip.

And we do the Quik Mulch here.

Yeah. -Okay. What is that?

Here, put these in with me here. I'll show you.

Put the bills in there like that.

Good. Couple more in there.

Great job. Good.

That should be about enough.

Thank you. -Mm-hmm.

Have you used this stuff before?

No.

Yeah, it's Quik Mulch. Uh...

-So what does Quik Mulch do? -Quik Mulch?

Oh, yeah, look. Well, you take the bills.

Look. I take a Quik Mulch tablet.

This is so that, instead of having to bury

your garbage under the ground,

you use a Quik Mulch tablet.

And...

We do it with bills. You know, we get tips here.

We end up mulching up, you know, instantly.

Instantly turns it into... fresh potting soil.

-Wait, wait, wait. -Yeah. Yeah.

-No. -Isn't that great?

So, this is the best kind.

Because it mulches better than any garbage or any trash.

-It's real primo... -Wow!

-...mulch. -That's amazing.

Yeah.

So it's pretty rich for your plants.

Yeah, it's very rich in nutrients.

Hang on a second. I'll be right back.

That was amazing. That was...

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As an adult, I'm constantly surprised

by the advanced technology

that goes into today's kids toys,

so a toy store was a great location to fool people

with some amazing new products that don't actually exist.

Say-Dough? You must have Say-Dough already, right?

-We see it on YouTube. -You've seen Say-Dough?

-Yeah, yeah. -Oh, it's great.

I'm in love with this stuff.

You know, the one with the Jack on the side of the can?

-I don't know. What is it? -Oh, it's great. It's so good.

They made -- Some guy who worked as a scientist

with like inner-ear stuff found this, like --

Can you feel that?

It's like a regular kind of clay substance,

but, like, if you go [Hums] near it,

it has like a --

[ Hums ]

Do you feel how it vibrates a little?

Yeah. So, what does it do?

It, like, picks up on sound frequencies.

So if you just put it in there --

It has a microphone that goes with it, right?

And you plug it in the side of the can, just like that.

Maybe I didn't see this one. We saw some other dough thing.

Yeah, and then you just, like, say something to it.

Hey-wah-wah-wah-wah!

And it amplifies it,

and it will shape it into, like, that shape.

Oh, my gosh. Look at that.

Isn't that weird? Say-Dough.

Yeah. It's great, right?

That's almost scary, actually.

It is a little scary. Here. Drop it in there.

Yeah, we, um -- The other types of dough...

Oh, yeah, that stuff gets stuck everywhere.

They say we lose the power of imagination as we get older,

so it's great to be able to include a kid in a trick

because then the adults will see the magic

through the child's eyes.

Does he do, like, animal noises?

-Yeah! Of course. -Do you like animal noises?

-Do you want to growl for him? -Do you have a barn animal?

Do you want to do it into the microphone

and see what shape it makes in the Say-Dough?

-You're gonna growl? -A little louder, dude.

-[ Growls ] -Whoa!

All right, let's see what it looks like.

-What is that? Dear God. -Oh.

-Looks like a -- -How did it do that?

I don't know what that is.

You're telling me that if you make a specific sound...

It's supposed to vibrate, like,

to things that kids would usually do.

Someone sculpts it ahead of time

so it has that in it, in the memory of it, but...

I'm really progressive

and decently whatever,

but that's actually kind of weird.

It is weird, right? Look at that.

You just made that with your voice. Ooh!

And you've killed him. Wow!

Oh, my goodness.

That's the weirdest dadgum thing I've ever seen.

Here. Drop it in there. That's good. Oh, my gosh.

Get all the pieces, 'cause we don't want any of

this stuff lingering around.

Next thing you know, it's...

It will jump at you,

'cause they're programmed for like --

Seriously?

I mean, they said don't separate it.

Do it in pieces or something.

That's like some "Terminator" stuff.

I'm sorry. That's what this is.

That's the liquid-metal Terminator.

Here. Try one. We'll have you make a...

Let's see. What can we make it do?

We can make a sound.

[ Telephone ringing ] Oop. I'm sorry.

That can do a tone? Does it do a tone?

-I don't know. -Dude, do that.

-That would be really cool. -Did it pick it up?

It did something. Ah! Oh, my God.

That is just bizarre.

Wow. I've never seen it do that.

We're gonna be setting up some toys.

Okay.

So, if you can have a seat here,

we're gonna set some stuff up right here. It'll be fun.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Crystal, Crystal. -Yes.

Okay. Yes!

All right. Another fun mystery shipment.

-[ Chuckles ] -All right.

This is a good one.

-Teddy bears. -Yeah, a Teddy bear, right?

That's pretty easy and obvious.

Looks like it's ripped up.

-Oh, it's just not stuffed. -You got to stuff them.

And...directions?

Yeah, see if you can make sense out of that.

Okay.

-It says "Dern geet" -- -Huh?

-It's in a different language. -Oh, yeah?

Now, I wanted her to assemble the Teddy bear

without giving away what it was about to do,

so I gave her visual instructions,

but all the writing was in a made-up language.

Okay.

Here we go.

Get a load of that stuff.

Stuffing!

-Got to get his legs, too. -Yeah, all right.

-Get his legs, right? -[ Laughs ]

Was that, like, a warning on here? What is that?

Like, why would there be a "pook" warning?

Oh, wait. This is English.

"Do not under any circumstances man--"

-"Manatu baka." -"Manatu baka."

Now we got to find out what this other thing is.

What other thing? The --

-Ah. -What is it?

I don't know.

So, what does it say to do?

Uh, it says this goes in there.

Oh! Oh!

Just don't "bota kaka." Or whatever...

[ Both laugh ]

All right. I'll put it in.

And then what?

-Lift him up. [ Laughs ] -Lift him up?

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Well, don't "bota kaka," whatever you do.

He's standing up now.

-That's great. -He looks crazy.

That looks awesome! Look at it from the back.

It's like you can see the thing glowing.

This trick had such a big payoff,

we had to take our time to really build up to it.

If too much happened too soon, she might not have believed it.

Fortunately, she took the bait.

-Oh, snap! -Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

-Okay, okay. -Okay, I'm sorry.

Wow! That is crazy!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to touch you.

Is it mimicking you? Oh, my gosh!

-Okay, okay. -Okay.

Oh, it's, like, hugging.

Okay. Wow!

That's insanity.

[ Laughs ] He's walking with me!

-Oh! -Hold on a second.

Yeah, come here, come here, come here.

Would you just call him? Okay, I'll get him.

Call the stock room, call the stock room.

-Wait. Where is he going? -Stock room.

I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him.

-This is Crystal. -Give me this zipper.

-What's happening?

Um, the Teddy bear, he just went out of control.

-Wow. -Like, what is that?

Like, you could feel it get stiff when it goes near this.

Wow. Hold on.

-How you stop him, though? -That's what I'm saying.

I mean, I'm a little -- Because the directions --

Hold on. Let me see something on the paper.

This is the thing that we're saying.

They're making all these toys in Switzerland,

that they use an electronic heart.

Oh, oh! You think that's what it is, is the heart?

-It's like the heart of it. -Well, why he reacted like that?

I don't know. It says "The Carbonaro Effect."

This piece involved way more than meets the eye.

Without giving away too much,

let's just say we needed to hire a very unique stunt actor

to play the role of our Teddy bear magician's assistant

to end up with a piece about a magical heart

that was really just bought off the shelf for about $3.

From such things, miracles are made.

You're on my show, "The Carbonaro Effect."

-Are you serious? -I'm a magician.

[ Laughs ]

And we just made a bear come to life.

-He attacked me. -He did.

-Did we get you? -Yes.

You were awesome!