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♪♪

♪♪

Statistically speaking,

more people tend to believe in my tricks

if they involve some sort of new technology,

so manning a checkout register at Fry's Electronics

was a dream come true.

♪♪

Michael: I can help you over here.

How you doing today? Doing all right?

Okay. Cables, cables, cables.

I didn't know they had 10-footers.

That's great. Yeah, it's cool, right?

Soon, they're gonna be making those wireless, too.

Right. So you won't have

to get the cables at all.

They'll be out of business, but the dudes

who are making the sticker speakers --

They're taking over the whole market,

so everything will be wireless.

Yeah. You seen those things work?

No, I haven't.

Oh, my gosh, we sold them out yesterday like crazy.

It's like a -- You know, people who like to listen to music

on an auxiliary speaker --

you know, like a Bluetooth speaker.

Right. Right. Where there's

no wire connection.

It's the same thing, but it's just on a --

I don't know how they do it, actually.

It's just on a sticker.

Like, the whole component is just, like, a --

That's the speaker. That's the speaker?

Yeah, and it will pick up the closest, like, playing --

How's the quality? Uh, it's like this.

[ Rock music plays softly ]

Yeah?

You can amp it up with something, though,

if you put it on something like...

[ Loud rock music plays ] It'll, like, pick up

the resonance or something.

That's a big difference. It is a big difference.

You know.

[ Muffled music plays ] Right?

[ Loud rock music plays ] Are these for sale now?

Huh? Are these for sale now?

Yeah. How much are they?

They're 25 cents each. You're kidding me.

No. [ Laughs ]

Yeah. I want to buy some.

You want to buy them? Yeah.

Okay, so, just a couple things to tell you.

Pressing it once will catch the closest signal,

whether it's Bluetooth, Wi-Fi,

or FM radio or Internet radio --

whatever is the closest.

So if you want to play something specific,

keep it closer to the sticker.

Anything you put it on will amp the sound,

so it'll just play like this...

[ Rock music plays softly ] Right?

But it can pick up, like,

even if you put it on the cabinet here...

[ Loud rock music plays ] That'll pick up that whole --

It'll resonate with the cabinet.

That's awesome. It's good, right?

I mean, that's a good sound from a sticker.

That is awesome.

[ Music stops ]

And then it'll stop it. Okay?

Now, where is it picking up from right now?

Uh, it's picking up -- Uh, I don't even know --

whatever the close-- I don't have anything playing,

so whoever has Internet radio playing

or Wi-Fi. That is badass.

Yeah. It's cool, right? I mean, that's --

I can't believe -- This --

It uses this as a speaker cabinet.

Right, anything it touches will resonate the sound from here,

and it's just a really...

That's -- That's really amazing.

Yeah.

What are you gonna use them for?

I don't know. I'll figure something out.

Yeah.

I mean, that's pretty -- That's pretty badass.

It's pretty cool, right? Yeah.

In addition to this, I'll take 10 bucks' worth.

10 bucks' worth. You got it.

Okay. Excellent.

Don't put them on anything too big,

so don't put it on -- Did I tell you?

Don't put it on the windshield...

No.

...in the car, 'cause it'll vibrate that.

You can stick them on the skin, so you can jog with them.

And don't put them on, like, a metal trailer

or, you know, the outside of a car,

'cause it can combust, the inside pressure.

Okay. Okay? Yeah.

One press starts it on, one press starts it off.

Three clicks will change to the next station.

♪ Try to keep it under wraps ♪

♪ Just like King Tut ♪

♪ But my baby, she can't hide that great big butt ♪

And one shuts -- Oops.

♪ Great big butt ♪

♪ Great big butt, Great big butt ♪

Sometimes you have to -- This one got glitched.

♪ Big butt, big butt ♪

♪ Big butt, big butt ♪

Sorry. ♪ Big butt, big butt ♪

♪ Butt, butt, big butt ♪

One second. Sorry about that. One second. Give me one second.

♪ Big butt, butt, butt ♪

♪ Butt, butt, butt, butt ♪

♪ Big butt, big butt ♪

♪ Big butt ♪

♪ Butt, butt, butt, b-butt ♪

♪ B-B-Butt ♪

Okay, there are some tricks that are just so much fun,

I can't stop doing them, and this was one.

So, for the first time ever,

here are some of the other people

who came face-to-face with my futuristic sticker speakers.

[ Rock music plays softly ]

Right? And this will probably give it, like, a...

[ Loud rock music plays ] Oh, wow.

Okay, that will really pick it up.

That is so weird. Yeah.

Just press it once -- go ahead -- and it'll stop.

[ Music stops ] Yeah.

[ Laughing ] Wow. Pretty cool, right?

Yeah.

[ Rock music plays softly ]

[ Loud rock music plays ]

Shut up. Right?

'Cause that's got a lot of resonance inside of it.

Yeah. Then you press it to stop it.

[ Music stops ] Very awesome.

I'm taking those to work.

Yeah? Or use those in the truck.

That is awesome. Oh, cool.

♪ Great big butt, great big butt ♪

Oops.

♪ Great big butt, great big butt ♪

All right.

♪ Big butt, big butt ♪

Sorry, man. It...

♪ B-Butt ♪ Sorry.

♪ Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt ♪ Sorry, buddy.

Hold on a second.

Alan? I'll be right back. Hold on. Alan.

You know what?

♪ Butt, butt, butt, butt, big butt, butt, butt ♪

Alan.

[ Music stops ]

Did you get it? -Yeah.

Michael: Oh.

Yeah, you're trying to extend the, um,

the range of your Wi-Fi? Mm-hmm.

Oh, it just doesn't reach all the way to my bedroom.

Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

'Cause this one is still trying to be wireless.

But if you get the one that has two that connect

to each other on a wire... Oh.

The only thing is, you have to put the wire through the wall.

The best thing to use is, like, a little, um,

a home-theater wire extender.

Oh. They're, um...

I don't know. I don't know.

This is a home-theater wire threader.

Uh-huh.

This way, if you're ever trying to get something

from one end of the house to the other on a wire...

Uh-huh.

...you could do it through the wall, and it's simple.

It just uses this little wire threader.

Yeah? Have you seen those work?

No. People use them for,

actually, like, in sweatpants

or something -- you know, when you pull the cord.

Oh, I have, like -- Like, look. Watch.

If I pull this out... Uh-huh.

That ever happen to you?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's the same kind of thing, that it will thread

as long as there's a channel.

Oh. Here, I'll take

my pin off here.

If you get the static electricity going on it,

because it already has a static charge

on that little piece of metal inside,

and you line it right up with the grommet.

And it'll just go through just like that.

And it throws it through.

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

Yeah, 'cause there's a channel, so this...

Yeah. This will

go through with static.

I've never seen anything like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm glad to know that they have it.

Here, take one of those.

Oh, no. You better keep that.

Oh, come on, take -- This is my personal.

Oh, thank you. You sure? Okay.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, give it a try when you get home.

I will. All right. Thank you.

All right. All right.

I'm gonna get your coupon code,

and I'll have you all set up in a second, okay?

Okay. All right.

I'll be right back.

♪♪

How you doing today? Good. How are you?

Doing all right.

All righty. Got cash or credit?

Credit. If I can find my...

Okay.

There you go.

Oh, you have earbuds? Let me see them,

'cause we're giving away a little earbud giveaway.

Why? Do you... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're giving away the rest of a, uh,

new product that just got discontinued,

so we're not gonna be selling it anymore.

Do you ever -- Do you, like, exercise or jog with these or...

Sometimes. Yeah. Yeah.

'Cause a lot of people

were having trouble with the length of them.

Yeah. So they want them longer...

Yeah. ...for some instances.

Sometimes they don't stay in. They pull out.

Exactly. So, there's this stuff right here.

This is called, uh, Bud Long's Extension Putty.

And you can use this for your headphones

if you want to make the cord longer...

or if you want have it, like, on your nightstand.

How do you do that? It looks like putty.

Yeah, it's like a conductive putty.

Like, they used to insulate wires with this stuff.

But it's, like, a goopy stuff that...

You can feel it's got, like, a soft...

Yeah. ...texture to it.

You put that right on the end of your headphones.

And you sort of just, like, make a little blob with it.

And then, if you want to...

Just a little bit.

Sometimes people need it just to be a little longer.

It'll pull that...

Are you kidding me? ...insulation, yeah.

Yeah, like that. It gets a little goopy.

So, we -- People were liking it.

Everyone wanted just, like, a few more inches on...

Wait. ...on their cords.

You just made that longer?

Yeah. Well, I didn't. It does, yeah.

How do you do that?

Looks like you just fold it.

Yeah, the putty pulls the wire,

'cause it's made of the same substance.

So the wire inside gets a little bit thinner.

And then, to retract it, you just pull it.

Like, kind of give it a pull, and it'll go back.

Hold on. It's supposed to go back.

It's like a blind. You know, you got to

give it a little -- Er.

Oops. Unh-unh-unh-unh.

Oh, that's not going.

Sorry. You just made

that thing super-long.

Oh, yeah. That's...

Hold on a minute.

There's a way to, like, make it retract.

Yeah, these are gonna be... Are you kidding me?

No. I'm sorry. Look how long this thing is.

Wait. I think if you coil it up...

like this.

You wouldn't want it to stay this long, right?

No, I don't think so. Okay.

Yeah, it coils up like this.

If it works like that, why are they discontinuing it,

if people are so crazy about it?

Oh, I don't know. That...

I can't get it to go back.

Just feed that inside.

You can feel it going back into the ball.

Just like that.

And then... No, no, no.

Look, look, look. No.

Yeah, this is too small.

I'm sorry.

That is not possible.

Yeah. Maybe that's why they're not selling it. I don't know.

But if you have a problem with

that,

I can get you a new pair.

♪♪

Okay, so, for this day,

I had people working as movers at another house,

and I called them over to my job,

saying that my co-worker had called in sick.

[ British accent ] I'm not Michael Carbonaro.

I'm Colonel Johnson the moving man.

♪♪

[ Normal voice ] Oh, hey. Nice.

Is that all that's on the truck?

Sean: Uh, yeah. Michael: Great.

All right, yeah, put that right there.

Uh-huh. Great.

And what was your name, again?

Sean. Sean. Cool, man. Michael.

Uh, yeah, I'll probably put that together,

'cause I was doing those all yesterday.

Uh, here, Sean, you can sit here.

We could swap seats.

-Get on this? -Yeah.

All right. Oh, I'm glad

I have you here,

because it's, like, these things assemble,

and you have to sort of line them up right,

so your eyes will be good for me.

Yeah.

I'll open this stuff up.

Here's the directions.

That's it, huh?

Yeah. Wow. Okay.

They really got that stuff figured out.

These are in Japanese. Wow.

All the stuff we've been unloading here.

But there's this, like -- There's, like, a direction here.

So I'll put that with you. All right.

Okay, so...

what does the first one say to do?

The "A"...

"A"? ...needs to be open.

That one's...

All right, so, open "A"?

Yeah. Okay.

Good.

And let me get that open...

like this.

Okay, good.

All right. And unfold it all the way?

Yeah, all the way... Okay.

-...to where it's open. -Right.

And "B" going over top of "A."

"B" is gonna go over the top of "A"?

Yeah, open. So this one

just stays unfurled like that.

Uh-huh. And then this one...

Right, yeah, opened up.

...goes on top of it.

And I think you have to line up.

So this is where your eyes will be good for me,

'cause there's, like --

They have these, like, pattern pieces.

Mm-hmm.

And all the parts are inside the one box,

but they click using these, which is awesome.

Right.

So, I have to line that up, and it should make, like, a --

an image on the front.

Let's see. Over here.

Almost.

There we go.

Oh, yeah. You see that?

What does that look like, on the front?

Oh, um, kind of like a toilet or something.

Oh, okay. There's a toilet pole here.

Pull that.

There's the handle.

Oh, there it is. Oh, wow.

Great.

Okay, good.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's awesome.

Okay.

Yeah. Awesome.

But this was probably... Let me just -- I'm gonna call --

Hold on, hold on. This --

What? How did that just --

How did that just happen right there?

What do you mean?

It was a toilet in it already?

Yeah, well, it -- It's shipped in -- in flat disks.

Uh-huh. And then it --

Oh, it just turns into, like...

I don't know, actually, now that I...

That's crazy.

I ain't never seen nothing like that.

That's what I'm saying. No, no. Yeah.

'Cause it -- 'cause it wasn't that heavy, is the thing.

Yeah, I just brought it in here.

Like it wasn't -- It didn't feel like that was in there.

Yeah, it's just that -- No, that wasn't in there.

That can't be.

Yeah, they -- This is like a --

I thought this was -- Here, let me -- It's a --

It's a Japanese waterless folding toilet.

And um...

Yeah, they put paper in.

Oh, yeah, the whole thing's...

Oh, yeah, it comes with all of it.

Yeah, I think they do, like -- It's sort of like --

What's that Japanese thing with the paper,

when you fold it all up? Origami.

Yeah. It's the same, like, traditions.

Right. That's crazy, though.

All right, hold on.

Let me find where this is supposed to go.

All right. Make a call.

What the [bleep]

♪♪

♪♪

No [bleep] way.

All right, so, what we're gonna do,

I've been boxing these -- just all these little pieces up,

and we're gonna put them into, uh, a box.

Okay. I was wrapping that up

before you came in.

But let me call Rick

and find out whether we're supposed to leave it or...

Wait. Now I lost my phone.

Like, they did some decorating or something?

I just had my phone, right? Yeah.

Can I see your phone? Yeah.

Can I call Rick? Yeah, of course.

All right.

Oh, wait. You know what I'll do?

I'll call my phone.

[ Cellphone rings ]

I do hear it.

How'd it get under there?

Oh, wow.

Thank you. Okay.

Uh, okay.

Oh, you lost mine now?

Oh, my gosh. Did you put it here?

No, you had it.

Okay.

Here, you call your phone. Yeah.

[ Ringtone plays ]

This is weird.

I hear it, but I don't see it.

Shh, shh, shh. Wait.

[ Ringtone continues ]

It's like I'm hearing it from the same spot.

It's like I hear it right on the floor,

but I don't see it anywhere.

I'm totally hearing it right here.

It's right there.

I don't understand. How did it get under the carpet?

What?! I'm just like --

I'm like, "I don't understand how..."

How, though?

Are you sure it's under here, though?

I mean, didn't you hear it?

I did, though. That's the crazy thing.

I don't know how, like...

Let's rip it up before the owner gets here.

Let's move this stuff, right? Yeah.

Where, from here? How?

Just move this over?

Yeah.

All right, let's do it, then, okay?

And then I'll, like, roll.

Like that? Yeah.

Will it make it out of the room?

We don't need it all the way out the room.

How deep is it?

Let's get it. Here we go.

I'm just like, "How is it there?"

What the heck is going on?

Down here. Yeah.

Here, I think I can get it.

Wow!

That is crazy!

What the heck is going...

That is crazy!

What?! Oh, my God.

That just blew my mind.

I know. I'm like, "How..."

[ Laughing ] I got a story to tell somebody today.

♪♪

All right. When we first scheduled this shoot

outside in a parking lot,

we didn't expect it to get to 95 degrees.

But it did.

I do believe this trick worked so well

because both of our brains were already melted.

See that? The difference?

Michael: What's your name?

Korhan: I'm Korhan. Korhan?

Yeah. Oh, that's a cool name.

Thank you. Michael.

Okay, um, I got this hooked up to the top here,

and we have to move porta-potties to the other side,

'cause they're gonna have an event next weekend.

Okay.

And the only thing is, I can't get the truck to operate

the crane itself,

so I was running it through a transformer.

So, let me see.

I'll put those four to the -- these three to the left here.

Here. And...

Did they give you one of these?

No, walkie? Here, take this.

All right, channel 7. Let me make sure that works.

Okay, 'cause what I'm gonna do --

I have to check the tension from inside

when it's pulled a little tight, okay?

Okay.

So I'm gonna have you flip this yellow switch right here.

Okay? Okay.

And then, when it gets tight --

you'll see it -- you're gonna flip it back. Okay?

Okay.

All right, so, these are all facing this way.

Go ahead and flip that switch.

[ Switch clicks ]

Yeah, and you can see the tension going up there.

Now I'm gonna have you stop it.

Flip it back.

Good. Okay, yeah.

All right, I'm gonna get inside of it.

And I'm gonna check the tension while it's up at the top, okay?

Switch everything to the left now.

[ Switches clicking ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second! Hold on!

Hold on, hold on.

[ Motor whirs ]

I switched the bottom one left. Should I turn it back off?

Which way are they facing?

The top two are right, the bottom one is left now,

'cause I stopped it.

Okay, sorry about that.

Dude, that was freaky.

Okay, switch the bottom one to the right.

Okay.

[ Switch clicks ]

[ Motor whirring ]

You're going up. [Bleep] Wait.

Oh [bleep] Sorry, sorry.

I turned it off.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, okay.

[ Sighs ] Switch them --

Which way are they all facing right now?

The top -- Green is right, blue is right, yellow is left.

Do the top one to the left.

Okay.

[ Switch clicks ]

[ Motor whirring ]

[Bleep] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Do you want me to turn the top one to the right?

You know what? Okay. I'm just nervous.

Um, there's a switch that says "truck."

Can you switch the truck switch?

Okay, I will.

[ Switch clicks ]

I'm gonna operate it from here, okay?

Yeah. That's better.

I'm gonna operate it from here.

Whew. That was frightening.

Yeah, I don't know why it's stuck up there.

Wait.

You were inside. Yeah.

How did you get in the truck?

♪♪

All right.

Now, Korhan wasn't the only one who suffered in the blazing sun.

So, for the very first time,

here's a look at Jake's reaction to the heat and to the trick.

You know what? I'm gonna control it from the truck, okay?

I'll just control it from here.

I don't know why that's happening.

-Wait. What the... -Yeah.

Yeah, it's bet--

I guess it's better if I operate it from the truck, right?

I thought you were in there. I thought --

Wait. What's that?

I thought you were in there.

I was in there, yeah. Oh.

But the thing is, I'm not gonna be able to operate it --

I thought you were in the porta-potty.

I was in there, yeah. How the hell did you get out?

I thought I saw you in there, go up.

I did, yeah. [ Train whistle blows ]

I went in there because the thing went by itself.

Yeah. You didn't flip a switch?

I flipped the yellow one.

That's it. I haven't touched it yet.

Right.

I was trying to fix the inside barrier, you know...

Okay. Uh-huh. ...so that that was tense,

and I don't know what triggered it --

maybe just the cable -- but it went up.

Oh.

So, you know, that's dangerous to be up there.

Yeah. That's -- Yeah. Yeah.

So I shut it off from the truck.

Yeah.

[ Laughs ] Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

You seem confused.

I saw you in the truck right now. I thought you were...

Wait a minute.

I went in here, and it went up.

Yeah.

And then I was in here. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. How did I get out of there?

That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

I was, like, talking to you the whole time.

I saw you walk in there, and then it phtew!

And then, all of a sudden, you're in the truck.

Oh, my God. I think I have, like, heat stroke.

I don't know, man. I mean, I'm pretty confused, too.

I think I just had, like,

a little glitch in time.

You know what I mean?

You have water?

'Cause I have water I can give you.

I think it's that dehydration thing with the sun.

Maybe. You lose

a little piece of time.

I've heard of that happening on sites like this.

It's called the Carbonaro Effect.

Mm-hmm.

Have you ever heard of that before, the Carbonaro Effect?

I haven't. No?

It's the name of a hidden-camera magic TV show.

"The Car-- Carburero Effect."

"The Carbonaro Effect." "Carbonaro Effect."

And you're on that show right now.

No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

What the hell are you talking --

What did you think just happened?

I thought you weren't up there, and I was like,

"Oh, my God, this is bad."

And then, all of a sudden, you're in the [bleep] truck.

Do you know how I did that? I have no idea.

Well, I'm not gonna tell you 'cause it's a magic trick,

and you're on my TV show.

Well, you're a really damn good magician.

Well, thank you, man. Like, what...

♪♪

Well, thank you, man. Like, what...

from here, okay?

Okay. This guy was great

because when I first came out of the truck,

I wasn't even sure if he registered what happened.

But after a few seconds, he came alive.

Yeah, I don't know why it's stuck up there.

Wait.

You were inside. Yeah.

How did you get in the truck?

Wait. Now I'm confused.

Hold on a second.

I remember you being in there, and it shot up.

And so that's why I panicked, and I stopped it.

But you -- It was halfway. It never touched the ground.

Then how did I get to the truck?

How did you get in the truck?

Do you need water?

What?

Are you thinking the same thing?

Like, are you missing the same moment I'm missing?

Yes. This is -- I --

It was weird when you got out of the truck,

'cause I kind of lost a step. Right.

Let me -- Let me see -- Let's go back to my point of view.

Okay. You got in.

Yes. You got it, you said,

"All right, flip them all to the right."

Yes. I did.

It started going up very quickly.

Right. Yes. So I-I stopped it, right?

I stopped it. It stopped in the middle.

Yes.

So you were still in there. Yes.

And then you just got out of the truck.

But wait a minute.

Didn't I tell you to flip the switch to "truck"?

To "truck," yeah. Oh, so, you flipped

the switch to "truck,"

which makes it operate from the truck.

Yes. That's why.

Does that not make sense?

No. I don't remember you ever getting out.

Maybe -- Maybe I'm misremembering.

Yeah, because it never came back down.

No. I'm like --

I don't believe in, like, supernatural things,

but this is really weird. Yeah.

So, maybe we just -- I just forgot?

Is that -- We both forgot that it went down?

'Cause it never went down, man. It never went down.

It's when you don't drink water, you have that --

You can see, like, a haze over stuff.

I think we both just blanked out.

We're just experiencing the Carbonaro Effect.

What? From the heat.

Have you ever heard of that -- the Carbonaro Effect?

No.

Oh, it's -- it's the name of a hidden-camera magic TV show...

[Bleep] ...like the one

you're on right now.

Dude.

Dude, shut the [bleep] up, dude. Shut the [bleep] up right now.

My name's Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician.

And you're on my TV show right now --

"The Carbonaro Effect." Dude, no, man!

Yes! No!

Yes. Come on. Come here.

What the hell is this?!

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