All language subtitles for The.Carbonaro Inside.S01E08_English

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All right, so we found this great market in downtown Atlanta

and shot in two different businesses there --

a candy counter and this organic foodstand you're about to see.

How are you? We're doing fresh-squeezed juice.

-Good. How are you? -Doing all right.

-How are you? -Do you guys buy fresh --

I didn't know there was another juicery place here.

We just started. We sell, like, all organic stuff.

And our, you know, fruits and vegetables are organic.

'Cause I knew about

Yeah, there's a juicery over there, too.

I didn't even know you guys were here.

But, no, yeah. We could give you a little fresh juice.

-Yeah, we'll taste it. -You'll taste it?

-Yeah. -Just a little taste. Okay.

Good. Fresh orange juice.

Okay. Okay, uh...

And this is really cool.

They just started letting me use this.

This is one of those new juicers.

-Yes. -From China.

These are really tough to find. -Oh, wow.

So, you core it out? -That's right.

I didn't know they made such a thing.

Yeah, it's tiny. And it's super cool.

I've got a big one, but it's metal.

Yeah. And you put -- you push it.

You can feel that. It's, like, really strong inside there.

-Yeah. -Oh. We'll all try it.

Yeah, I could build a house on that.

-Is that right? -[ Chuckles ]

And then it'll do -- let me see if I can get it.

Oh, you're gonna do it right from there?

Yeah, from it that's what's cool about it.

Okay, let's see. Let me see your muscles.

-All right. -[ Chuckles ] It's not working.

There we go.

See if I can get it.

[ Gasps ]

I've never seen a juicer do that.

-Yes. -Okay, wait a minute.

-It's pulp. -You sell these things?

-Yeah, we have them. -How much?

Uh, 15 bucks.

How did you do that with that one little thing?

The juicer -- the juicer actually pulps the pulp.

It has these little micro ridges inside.

-Uh-huh. -Oh, that is so delicious.

Does that work with all kinds of fruit?

Lemons -- lemons.

For some reason, it doesn't work with limes.

Okay. This is not real.

I've never seen a juicer -- what do you call it?

The juicer? -It's just called the juicer.

Yeah. -[ Gasps ] What the world?

Are you kidding me? -No, it's great.

See, it's pulping its own pulp.

How are you doing that?

You got to squeeze.

If you keep turning while you squeeze --

see, it's -- -Are you kidding?

That much orange juice out of there?

-Yeah. -Stop it.

This is one orange, and you got that much juice?

Yeah, 'cause it's pulping. It's pulping the pulp.

Feel that. It has, like, a little --

No, right. I don't care about pulp.

I'm talking this orange gave you that.

Yeah. The pulp is juiced.

This is a miracle.

And a prune -- it's, like, tons of juice.

-A prune? -Yeah.

That's why -- -One prune?

One prune, because that's why it's so good

for, like, digestion and stuff.

-Yes. -Yeah.

Prune, oranges, they're -- grapefruit.

Grapefruit's like a joke. You'd mess the whole counter up.

Okay. I am a major grapefruit girl.

Citrus stuff, because it has pulp, will pulp its own pulp.

Wow.

-Having a good day? -Oh, it's okay.

It's okay? Here. Come here.

Taste the difference between regular bread

and gluten-free bread.

Here. Taste this.

Tell me if -- -Just a small piece.

Yeah, I'll give you a little small piece of that.

Taste little nibble of that.

That's just regular bread, all right?

And now the gluten is what really makes bread --

you know, makes you feel full inside.

-Yeah. -So we use a gluten vac.

And we extract the gluten from the bread,

so we bake it with the regular process.

-Yeah. -Here.

And I'll just take a little bit of this bread.

It's amazing how much can be in there, too.

Here we go. Watch.

[ Motor whirring ]

And I'm gonna extract that from there.

Sometimes, people buy stuff from different vendors,

and we'll extract the gluten for them, if you want.

Want to taste that?

That has the gluten removed.

It's a little dryer. -Yeah. Yeah, it is.

But look at -- look at what you're not having, you know?

It's like -- this is what really weighs you down.

It's the gluten inside of bread.

-Yep. That's -- -Wait a minute.

Hold -- hold up.

Empty that again and do that again.

Whoa. Wait a minute.

Yeah, it's crazy, right? -Yeah.

And imagine, like, trying to --

how do you walk around with all this weighing you down?

It's unbelievable.

I mean, the truth is it's --

it is what makes the bread good, you know what I mean?

-Yeah. -Did you taste the difference?

Yeah, slice that again and let me see this again.

-Yeah. -I want to make sure my eyes

ain't playing tricks on me right here.

Watch this -- this is -- -What are those little things?

What is that? -That's gluten.

-It's gluten. -Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, we have --

we have to remove the gluten from the bread.

It's amazing what all has gluten in it.

It is. Yeah. But it's funny, too,

'cause something like a cracker --

they'll have more than -- -It'll suck it out of that?

-It should. -What do y'all do with that?

Yeah. Watch.

[ Motor whirring ]

Just go over the whole edge of it.

It's a gluten vac. -Gluten vac?

Gluten vac. Yeah.

It's a patented process.

It's what can really open up --

You know, even on a dry cracker, you'll get, you know --

-That much?! -Yeah.

-If you want to taste... -No!

-What the...? -Whoops. Yeah.

That's what makes bread good.

-How you doing? -Hello. How are you?

-Doing okay. How are you? -Doing good.

I'm gonna try this fresh Friday deal.

-Oh, yeah. Pretty cool, right? -Yeah.

You've been trying to eat, like, all organic stuff?

i-i usually try to when I can.

Your melon's kind of soft here.

-Did you want to...? -Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's, like --

Oh. You want me to grab another one?

Wait. Shoot. I know what this is.

-Yeah, it's a -- -What the hell?

Yeah. Whoa.

Yeah, we get a bunch of these in here like this.

Gina! [ Chuckles ]

-'Cause it's, uh -- -Gina, come here.

-Yeah. -What?!

Michael: Sorry about that. Yeah.

That just came out of the melon I grabbed.

-No! -We have a citrus squatter!

[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God.

Yeah, they go in there when they're really little,

and they eat the inside out of it.

You're kidding me.

No, in organic fields, yeah, because it's super ripe,

so they get through the outside of the skin.

-Hey, buddy! -Yeah.

We've seen ones -- they put, like, a mating pair --

a mating pair will go inside.

That's so cute!

And they'll have, like, a kid in it.

-It's a porcupine? -Uh, it's a hedgehog.

Now, how did he get in there?

They'll go through the side. They'll burrow like a --

They'll bite on the outside of it.

We get -- with organic stuff, that happens all the time,

'cause organic fields don't have pesticides.

Yeah.

So, they -- you know, you get a lot of animals in there.

-I love that. -Yeah.

They find that it's -- it's safer for them

to live that way, 'cause the fruit is fresh.

It's organic. It's actually --

The air inside is better for them than our polluted air.

Yeah.

So, you know, they were kind of worried, scientists,

about a lot of animals that are gonna be just

living inside of fruits.

That's the coolest thing I think I've ever seen.

-You just blew my mind. -Oh, really?

♪♪

So, when you're working all day at an organic-fruit stand,

you're bound to come across more than one citrus squatter...

as this woman found out in this never-before-seen footage.

All right. Good stuff?

-That's all you need? -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

...bag. All right. Excellent.

Got a cantaloupe here. And -- Oops.

I thought that cantaloupe...

Oh, it had a little cut in it.

Oh, yeah. Did this have this bruise in it?

Right. I still could use it.

Oh, yeah. No. Oh. It's, like, hollow in there.

I don't know what's going on.

-Ooh! -What the heck?

-[ Laughs ] -What is this?

-Oh, wow. -What is going --

What is that in there?

What is this?

[ Gasps ] Aaah!

-What is going on? -Oh, my Jesus.

What --

[ Gasps ]

♪♪

-What is this thing? -Oh, my God!

Did you feel it squishy when you brought it over here?

I just grabbed it --

It was a big cantaloupes, and I just got it.

-Right. -It might be a...

How did it get in there?!

I have no -- It was solid.

Ugh!

Yeah, I felt the side was, like, squishy,

and my thumb went right through it.

-He came out the cantaloupe. -Oh, my --

-Really? -Yeah, it was just --

The side was squishy.

-Oh... -We have a citrus squatter!

They get in there when it's really, really ripe,

and they get inside, and they eat the inside, and they grow.

Well, how did it get in there?

Theres must have been a tiny, tiny hole.

After the rain, it can get through a pore when it's a baby.

Sometimes they find a mating pair, and they'll go in together

and they'll raise a family inside.

♪♪

So, here's a fun fact.

When we make fake products on the show,

we often make fake pamphlets, as well.

And here's one with a photo of my husband on the cover.

It's easy. Don't need to go to school for that.

Stool there. There's a stool there, guys.

-All right, Deidre. -Yes.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

-I'm Dr. Joseph. -Okay, Dr. Joseph.

You can make yourself comfortable right there.

All righty.

All righty. How's your vision?

-It's good. -Oh, it's good.

Okay. You wear glasses or contacts?

-No. -No? Excellent.

Um, do you work a lot on a computer?

Yeah, the last job I had was, and it just ended.

Uh-huh. Okay. Do you ever get eyestrain from that?

I think I have from the computer,

not so much from the iPad before.

But sometimes I get tired of it and I just put it down.

That's good. Yeah, you know, your own instincts

are your best indicator sometimes when it's

time to put it away.

Um, what comes from a phone or a tablet -- it's a blue light.

Okay.

So, we're seeing, in the industry,

a lot of strange, you know, diversions of vision

based on that light.

-Okay. -Yeah.

And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna emit

a small amount of pulsating light into either of your eyes

just with this, okay? One at a time.

What this does is it has a blue-light tint to it.

So, what this is going to do is

simulate an hour's worth of screen time.

-Okay. -In each eye, okay?

So, just look at me. Okay? I'm just gonna hold that there.

Right. I'm gonna hold it here.

Look at me. Right. Okay. Good.

Okay, so, let's see where we were over here.

Okay. I'm gonna start closer.

-Okay. -You can just see, you know,

this still is the best test that we have.

Um, how far away was a computer screen

when you were working on it?

-About here? Here? -Yeah, about right there.

Okay. And how is this line for you to look at?

E-D-F-C-Z-P.

Yes. Okay. Good.

I'm gonna pull it back just a little bit.

Do you notice any strain from that light or anything?

No. Just seems like -- This eye seems a little tired.

Like -- Like dried or something.

That's what happens with that light, that blue light.

I'm gonna hang it up back here.

Okay. Sometimes the distance helps.

A lot of people can see it when they're close up,

but far away, it's harder to see.

-It looked all blurred. -Say again?

-All of it looks blurred. -That'll happen.

All the way from the green all the way up to the top.

Yep. Okay. Um, so, what I want you to do is --

Can you read this line right here?

The third one?

-Uh -- -Or the fourth?

-Try and read -- -The "L" --

Okay, which stick? 'Cause you got two of them.

Say that again.

You -- Which stick? 'Cause there was -- you had two.

Oh, my gosh. You only got one stick.

-Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. -Oh, were you seeing two?

-Yes! -It's a distance thing.

Oh, my gosh. That's scary.

It's -- It's happening to a lot of people.

-Oh, my gosh. -It's the blue light.

-Yeah. -Oh, my gosh.

I wouldn't even worry about it, though.

It's -- It's -- You never have that much put in

in one, you know, bang.

Oh, my goodness.

So, you saw blurring, ghosting, and, uh --

It was like -- It was two sticks.

It looked like two sticks.

That's what's happening a lot with that light.

The blue light will -- If put in too long,

you're gonna start to see double from far away.

-Wow. -Yeah.

So, okay, which one of these lines

is the easiest one for you the read?

Oh, my God. Am I trippin' out?

Look like you got on two ties and two belts.

Okay. You know what that is?

That's a normal -- That's a double vision.

-And two tablets now. -Okay. Yeah.

-That'll -- That'll clear up. -Oh, Lord.

-Don't even worry about it. -This is crazy.

-It's a distance thing. -Oh, my gosh.

Your eyes will return to normal in about 45 minutes.

I can't believe this is happening.

Well, you just relax,

and, uh, I'll be right back in a moment, okay?

-Wow. Okay. -All right.

♪♪

How is your vision?

-Uh, it's pretty good. -Yeah?

Um, I do -- it does get a little blurry every now and then,

like when I'm watching TV or something.

Mm-hmm. And have you ever worn glasses before?

-No. -No contacts, no glasses?

LASIK? No? Okay.

There's a new procedure called A.Eye

where it's an eye replacement where you'll be able

to see two times clearer than a normal human being.

Wow. And we do it here.

Mm-hmm.

And I had it done in both of my eyes.

So I have excellent, excellent vision.

Wow.

Um, deep inside the pupil,

you should be able to see a little light.

Actually a little... deep inside.

-Yeah. I do. A little bit. -Yeah.

It connects to the optic nerve,

so it has the precision of a camera.

You know how they're making camera lenses much smaller?

Uh-huh.

It gives the ability -- I'll show you here.

-You'll get a look at it. -What are you doing?

Yeah. You can actually see it -- Yeah.

Don't...

No, no, it's --

What it is -- there's a small light inside here,

and that's connecting to the optic nerve

that goes right to my brain.

That's the only thing that's a little weird.

-It's wireless. -Really?

So, you can see, like, when it's --

That's the on-- Up to 30 feet if I walk away.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that's the only jarring part of --

-That's kind of creepy. -Yeah.

Uh, we use it sometimes, you know, my wife and I,

as a nanny cam.

Does she have them, too?

-Yeah, she has two of them. -Really?

And I'll leave this at home so I can watch the

babysitter, you know?

So, what do you do, like, when you don't have that in?

-Like, you just -- -Sleep.

You take them out at night to sleep.

And it doesn't hurt, like, while it's out?

No. It's a -- Oop.

[ Clattering ]

That makes me dizzy.

Sorry about that. I shouldn't have dropped that.

Yeah. It's a little expensive.

Oh, my gosh.

You know, I was tired of trying to wear glasses and tired of --

I never had good vision.

That's part of the reason why I became an eye doctor,

you know, was because I-I couldn't see very well.

So, it's good to...

These removal eyes were made by Spectral Motion,

which is an incredible special-effects company.

They matched my exact eye color

to make them look perfectly real.

I loved them so much, I kept them.

Wow. I have not heard of this.

Okay, I'm gonna get your paperwork,

and we're gonna be all done here.

Okay.

And you let us know if you're interested, okay?

Okay.

♪♪

♪♪

All right, I came up with this robot eye to push the boundaries

of medical technologies and freak people out.

But when I tried it again on this girl, she surprised me

with how willing she was to embrace the future.

All right. I'm gonna leave you with this.

-Okay. -And if you're interested,

like I said, I can get you a really good deal.

'Cause I think I have a size 32,

which I think you would fit into really well.

I really like the whole color thing.

I mean, I'm not, like, completely, like, opposed to it.

-But just -- You know. -Yeah.

So, your original eyes were brown?

My original eyes are brown, so I wanted them to look,

you know, as natural as possible, so, you know...

And then your -- That one's, like, looking inward.

Is it? This one, right?

-Yeah. -I was thinking, like...

Okay.

There. [ Laughs ]

-Is that better? -Yeah.

-It's clearer that way. -Yeah, that's better.

It's a wonderful science, isn't it?

Yeah, this is, like, a legit robotic eye. Wow.

Yeah. Let me see what I have. And I'll be back, okay?

-Okay. -Good.

-You okay? -Yeah.

♪♪

Well, this will be kind of fun to mess with, like, the laws --

We're always messing with the laws of science.

But, like, in a science classroom,

I wonder if it'll be, like, more believable.

How far can we go? You wait and see.

All right. All right. Come on in.

We'll be working in here today.

They just mopped, so be careful.

Okay, gotcha. Maybe you want to

walk around this way.

Okay, when we originally pitched this trick,

we called it "New Life Form."

But once we shot it, it became affectionately known

by our crew as "Alien Seed Pod."

Jennifer is definitely a fan favorite,

and we just happened to nail this on the very first try.

And they picked up pieces from around the crater.

-The crater? -mm-hmm.

And these were around it, so in the dust.

-Ohh. -You should put gloves on.

-Oh. -Yeah.

Okay, so, these just happened to be around it when the meteor...

Exactly. Right.

So, we're gonna put these samples into jars.

-Oh, cool. -So, you're gonna take the jar.

-Got you. -Yeah.

Looks like a seed pod, doesn't it?

-It does. -Yeah.

And take these little fragments.

And what are these?

That, you know, he was saying something about "exoskeleton."

I don't know. I'm not...

-That's pretty cool. -Exhibit "B."

Yep, and then there's this guy. I have no idea.

-Look at this thing. -Ugh.

I don't know -- What can we call --

Space pod or a space seed?

-Came from outer space? -You have gloves on.

You can feel it has a little bit of a...

-A little roughness to it. -Yeah.

That's pretty interesting.

Of course, I have an urge to crack it open.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] No.

What's it -- Aaaah! [ Chuckles ]

That's not funny. That's not funny.

-Okay, come on, come on. -That is the worst.

Oh!

[ Laughs ] I'm sorry. I'm not laughing, but I'm laughing.

I can't believe this is happening.

No. I know. Wait.

Oh, my God. Wow! Look at that.

That was in the water for like a second,

and it just, like, swelled up.

It's still even -- It's still solid.

Yeah.

The middle is kind of soft here.

That is so strang-- Uh-oh.

Oh, that has, like, a...

-Wow. -Oh, my God.

What is in there? I see something.

Look at that.

Ohhhh!

[ Gasping ]

-It is totally moving. -It's still al-i-i-ive!

Michael: Oh, my God.

It's a creature from outer space, and it's still alive!

This is amazing.

Hunnhhh! Huh-huh-hunh!

-What? -[ Laughing ]

-What is that?! -Ooh! [ Laughs ]

Oh, my gosh.

[ Whispering ] That thing is alive?

Oh, my -- It's breathing!

-Is it really moving? -Look at the mouth underneath.

Oh, that's little tendrils.

It looks like some kind of space crab.

[ Feet tapping floor nervously ]

-Ohhhh! -Whoa.

Okay, you have to stop it.

It's, like -- It's totally, like, mutating.

-[ Shrieking ] There's two! -Oh, my gosh.

Yikes, Yikes, Yikes. Aah, aah.

-Oh, my God. -Gosh.

They're like -- What the hell -- What?

-[ Chuckling nervously ] -Yikes.

-Ugh. -Aaah!

Yikes, Yikes, Yikes. Ah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh! It's totally, like, moving.

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. No.

Now, this trick was really

just supposed to end with two alien crabs.

But a few days before the cameras rolled,

I decided to add just one more twist.

[ Creature squeaks ]

They're -- Did you hear that screech?

-What? -Did you hear it go, "Ee"?

[ Creature squeaks ]

[ Laughing ]

Ahhhh!

Michael, we just made history together.

-Yes, we did. -We just made history.

This is beyond -- What you about to do?

You lift the bowl up, and I'll scoop them into here.

-Okay. -Okay, ready?

You lift the bowl up, and I'll s -Aah!hem into here. -Put

it underneath.

-Okay. Just lift, lift, lift! -Aaah!

[ Bowl clanging ]

-What the heck? -What the [bleep] is going on?!

What the hell is -- Okay.

[ Kitten mews ]

-What the hell is going on?! -I have no idea.

-That -- why -- That's, like -- -There were crabs!

Now they're cats! What the hell?

It, like, assimilated -- Look at the book.

[ Gasps ]

Michael! Michael!

Ohh! The book!

They were crabs! Now they're cats!

[ Kittens mewing ]

♪♪

You set it on the book, and there's a cat on the book

and now they're cats!

Okay, we got to get something to hold these things in.

You cannot leave me in this room 'cause that [bleep]

will turn into something else, and you come back in here

and I'm [bleep] ate up.

-They were crabs! -Yes.

No. [Bleep] that. No. I'm sorry. No.

Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.

[ Sternly ] Mnh-mnh! Mnh-mnh!

-They were crabs, Michael. -I know. They were crabs.

Okay, I'm really freaking out now.

All right. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

They're just -- It's just kittens.

No, just kittens, my ass. I'm sure you watched enough

[bleep] movies to understand

that this bizarre [bleep] is happening right now.

That's what can happen with a meteor crash like that.

If something comes out of a meteor that's alive

and it touches something else, it could assimilate.

Where the hell did you get this information from?

You haven't heard that? It's called the Carbonaro Effect.

Have you not heard of that before?

No.

It's also the name of a hidden-camera magic TV show.

[ Kitten mews ]

[ Chuckles ]

Like the one you're on right now.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]

Jennifer, get over here.

-No! -Come here, you!

-No! -Come on.

-I'm Michael Carbonaro. -You're lying.

-And I am lying. I'm a magician. -Oh, I could slap you.

And you were so, so nice and smooth and everything.

I just knew there was something special about you.

Are you all right?

Uh...yeah...

Uhhh...