All language subtitles for The.Carbonaro Inside.S01E05_English

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Okay, the manger of this surplus store

was a really cool guy.

In fact, he even makes a small appearance in the episode.

Keep your eye out for the guy with the mustache.

Michael: I think air got inside.

I'm not sure they're gonna work out.

What is that?

Oh, these are those government cheese snacks.

They're, like, MREs.

There was the ones made by NASA,

and I think air got in some of them,

and that's why they're not...

-Really? -Yeah.

How is that floating?

They're baked inside of a compression chamber.

They're, like, anti-gravity snacks.

[ Laughs ]

See, and if air doesn't -- yeah.

See, once air gets inside the snack,

that will -- There it goes.

Wow!

Yeah, and then you can eat it like...

Damn.

I'm like an astronaut.

-[ Laughs ] -Mm-hmm.

That's why I was like,

"Is it me or it was floating before."

-Yeah. -It was.

Yeah. I'm like,

"There's no string."

No. Yeah. Yeah, they do it that way

so you can get a real simulated test.

It's got, like, a negative charge.

A negative charge.

They're baked with a higher atmospheric pressure.

-Uh-huh. -So when you open it,

they lift up on our -- woop.

Yeah, even the bag -- Did it run out of --

Oh. Yeah, I think it's...

-gone. -It ran out.

Yeah, it lasts a little while.

Because, you know,

when you're doing those simulated tests,

you only have a certain time limit

to complete the full mission.

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-Just this? -Just that.

Okeydokey.

If you want, you can take one of these.

I'm not gonna sell them after today.

It'd probably work -- Do you have a fireplace?

-I have an outdoor fireplace. -Oh, yeah. Perfect.

It'll probably work for another 24 hours.

I just can't sell it past 24 hours on the table.

-Interesting. -Yeah.

All right, great. Thanks.

You've used them before?

-Nah. -Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's -- they're great. I'm gonna open one.

-Yeah. -For free?

No, they come -- Yes, see? They're already...

There you go.

Yeah, they're pre-lit inside.

So you can just toss it in.

Oh, that is awesome.

Yeah.

So, it's lit in there. Just be careful.

-[ Laughs ] -You okay?

Stay, stay.

Yeah, don't let him open it.

[ Laughs ]

I'm glad you opened that

and let me see what that would do,

'cause I would have just been like, "okay,"

and opened it up. -No.

You want to pull from the left to right.

-Left... -Yeah, this side.

While it's facing out.

Yeah, so the right side.

That's why this is so warm now.

Yeah, the whole counter's warm now.

-This side. -Yep.

Just give it a... a quick rip.

And then get out of the way.

-Yep. -Thanks.

All right. See ya later.

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You really think some people are afraid of gnomes?

He's cute.

Looks like the one my grandma used to have.

So sweet.

[ Groans ]

A person.

Sweetie pie.

Mark's entering. Mark's entering.

-Hello. -How you doing?

-Good. How are you? -I'm doing okay.

There is a hole right here in the shirt.

So, you're a returning a costume that has a hole in it?

-Yes. -Oh, you know what it is?

Sometimes, I think, when they're making them,

and they're fringing the bottom,

the scissors hit it or something.

Really?

Let me take a look here.

Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Yeah, I think I can fix this. -Okay, good.

'Cause I don't have another one.

-Do you mind if I fix it? -Sure. No problem.

I mean, it's right by that patch, huh?

-Right. -Yeah.

This is Sew-and-Sew. Have you ever used that before?

-Never heard of it. -Oh, this stuff's great.

Yeah, you isolate the hole and you just use

a little Sew-and-Sew right on the hole.

And if you get it...

It sprays threads.

O-M-G.

Oh, shoot.

[ Sighs ]

That's the red. -[ Laughs ]

I just fixed it with red fabric.

-Oh, wow. -Yeah.

It gets rid of the hole. -Oh, wow.

Look.

But it's red.

-Not gonna get away with that. -Not at all.

That's not gonna look good.

Uh, let me get a little yellow spray.

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Yep, there it goes.

♪♪

There we go.

Oh, look. O-M-G.

Yeah.

As long as you get the right color,

you know, it's a perfect match.

And they fix -- -Wow!

Yeah, is that gonna work out for you?

-Of course. -Okay, great.

-It looks great. -Oh, good, good, good, good.

O-M-G. Great job.

-Yeah. -[ Laughs ]

You never used Sew-and-Sew before?

-I never heard of it. -It's so great.

It uses aerosol with threads inside of it.

So it sprays threads, and they fix --

Wow! Yeah.

I never saw anything like this.

It's just...

It's great, right? -Wow!

-How's it going? -Going good.

All right. Pick up a costume

for Kathy Johnson.

Oh, you bet.

Now, was that the pink thing or...

Uh, it was a black with the Rhinestones.

Oh, black with Rhinestones.

Okay.

Um...

Oh, I got Kathy, yeah. Kathy Johnson.

Black dress. -Yeah.

Is that right?

There was supposed to be Rhinestones.

-That's what -- -Oh, like Rhinestones --

What was it supposed to be?

I think it said it was a heart.

Like, a heart in, like, red and pink Rhinestones.

Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. Yeah.

We -- I'm sorry about that. That's my fault.

I got in late today.

We customize them here for the dance.

So we down all our own appliqués.

Like, I did this. -Okay, that's cool.

-Make me look tough? -Yeah, I like it.

-Okay. -[ Laughs ]

But not an iron-on, but a...

Yeah, I think it was, like, the --

Individual stones? Okay, do you have a second?

Yeah, about how long would that take?

-I can do it really fast. -Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah? All right, great.

I have these --

The quick stones that we use to make them.

Different than our app-- you know, iron-ons.

-Yeah. -And Kathy was for the --

-The heart. -Heart.

-You got it. -That sounds good.

Okay, so, talk about a time-saver.

Yeah.

Take a whole bunch of them here.

You don't even have to get all of them.

Okay, if you cans see me moving this dress around,

it's because a producer

is secretly telling me through an earpiece

exactly how to position it

so the trick can be seen on camera.

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Yeah.

-Wow. -Isn't that nice?

-What the hell? -Yeah, it's really good.

-Wow. -Yeah.

They just stick right on.

-How'd it get the shape? -It knows.

They're programmed differently in the can.

Ohhhh!

-Isn't that great? -That's amazing.

Yeah, and then it's --

It just goes on there so we don't have to, like,

use the clicker.

Yeah, individually glue them and things like that.

Yeah, and it does kind of do an overspray,

but people are really into it, you know?

Yeah, it's unique.

I like the appliqué one.

Oh.

Oh, I got some from the...

Wow, I didn't even see that.

Oh, shoot.

I threw too many on there.

You have to learn how many to throw...

-Oh, okay. -...to get it right.

Does that... -That looks cool.

-Does it still look tough? -Yeah.

-Really? -Yeah.

Maybe just get the pink ones off the shoulder, right?

Get the pink ones off, but you'll be fine.

-Good idea. -[ Laughs ]

This was a difficult location to shoot in

because everyone's in a rush to get to their movie.

So I ended up either

hurrying the tricks along before the movies began,

or relying on those few people

who step out of the theater to get snacks.

Luckily, we got some great stuff.

Michael: You're smelling that popcorn, right?

Yeah, why does he send me down here?

Oh, because I'm doing the fresh popcorn today.

He wants to get you the good kind.

-That's good. -Okay.

Here's your bucket.

And I got your little kernels here.

No. We make our own?

Oh, no. It'll make itself.

I'm gonna give you the heat coil to use in the theater.

-Okay? -And it's microwave.

I hate the new things.

It's not microwave.

Have you not had shadow corn before?

-I have not. -Oh, it's great.

It comes with... -Teach me.

-...the little kernels. -That's a small amount.

Right. A little bit of kernels in the bottom.

And this is the heat coil, right?

And it's a little sticker,

and it goes at the bottom of the bucket.

-Keep teaching me. -I'll teach you.

'Cause I can't do it here, 'cause it's too bright in here.

But I'll make a cover for it so it will be in the darkness.

If it gets covered in the darkness,

the kernels are activated.

Hold on to that like that.

Yeah, and just push that down.

So, when it's dark,

the lights go out in the theater...

[ Popping ]

It'll make it for you.

You go sit in there?

-And it'll pop. -What an inconvenience.

People are gonna be making noise all over.

Well, it's just during the previews.

It's just during the previews.

You'll hear everybody pop their popcorn.

The whole theater smells delicious.

And, this way,

you don't end up eating all your popcorn

before the movie starts.

Yeah, but what about your butter?

Did it work?

-That's enough? -Yeah.

-I don't think it finished.

You got it.

I don't like this.

-You don't? -No, this is too new age.

Well, it's the freshest popcorn you can have.

Boy, life is moving faster than I even want it to.

Now, sweetie pie, I'm gonna go get me butter,

all that I want on here

so we can get nice and big and plump.

You got it. All right.

You enjoy that.

All right, so you know we shot an entire day

at the movie theater's candy counter,

but what you didn't know is that I tried another trick

in the lobby that never aired.

So for the first time, I'll give you a sneak peak

at the latest technology in cardboard movie displays.

The print the pieces polarized. -Okay, yeah.

So it's like, um...

like, you know how solar power works?

-All right. -And then turn the light on.

Any light or...

Oh, yeah. It's those two switches.

-Oh. -Yeah, you got it.

-Yeah, and then... -Okay.

Then I move the whole thing?

Yeah, kind of toggle it a little bit.

Incrementally.

And then I have a reflector to bounce the light into it.

So if I can pick up...

Like, you're gonna want to aim the umbrella

so it's facing towards me.

Like, is it okay if I move it like this?

-Yeah, that good. -Forward and stuff?

That's good right there.

Yeah, if put it here and angle it down,

like this, can you see?

Is it shining back into your eyes?

I think it's at the top of it.

-The top? -Should it be, like, full?

Yeah, bounce it with me,

and then I'll kind of hit it...

-Whoa! -Yeah?

This way?

If I come to the other side of the pole,

if I aim this this way...

Wait, wasn't it just, like, a cardboard.

It's like a flat polarized piece.

And it should reflect back so it looks more solid.

Really?

♪♪

When the light is charging up on it,

you can come close to it...

Oop.

♪♪

Turn the fuse over here.

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Flick 'em.

No?

Aah.

Maybe we need to change something on the fuse.

Okay, now I'm back to how it -- how it started.

It doesn't look... -Hmm.

Oh, that's the whole point, right?

When this is off, it doesn't look 3D.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Right. It looks normal now.

What do you mean? Normal, like 3D?

No, no, no. It looks, like, flat.

Now it's flat? Yeah. We didn't charge it enough.

Yeah, we'll probably have to change the fuse on that.

Yeah, so this doesn't --

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It was so cool when it was on.

-Was it? -It was awesome.

It looked like...

It looked like it took up this whole area.

-Ah! -It looked like you could...

It's like huge.

It's so freaky.

And before it was...

It was -- It freaked me out because it was, like --

It looked like an actual cat.

-Really? -Like a gold chunk.

Like, it, like, took up the whole piece.

And what about from that side?

No, now it's just flat.

Like, I mean, besides, you know, the back part.

-Right. -It's just flat.

That's -- I don't know. It was so weird.

It's like some weird process called the Carbonaro Effect.

Okay, I mean, I've never seen this ever before.

Yeah, it's like a trick of the eye.

-Like, an illusion. -Yeah.

The Carbonaro Effect.

It's also the name of a hidden camera

magic TV show. -Uh-huh.

Okay. Like the one you're on

right now.

[ Chuckles ]

I really think I am. You are!

-[ Laughs ] -That's so funny.

Did you think you were going crazy a little bit?

Yeah! I was -- I was freaked out.

Okay, good. You were great.

Can I interest you in a popcorn, drink?

Small diet Coke with a lot of ice.

Okay. I'm gonna -- Let me...

My machine's been funky.

The lines in this machine get mixed up between the reg...

Oh, really?

...between the regular and the diet.

Huh.

So we have to strain them, okay?

Just to make sure that it's actually diet.

Let me get another glass here. -Do you want me to taste it?

Oh, how do you test it?

I mean, I have a strainer.

We just strain it to make sure.

Do you know what I mean? -No, I don't.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

So, because this is a titanium strainer...

-So...? -...so it's magnetized.

So when I pour this way,

I can make sure I strain anything out.

And this way, everybody knows they're getting real diet.

What is it straining out?

The sugar.

-How can titanium... -Look.

It strains the sugar out of it.

You're kidding. That's amazing.

Yeah, it'll strain it out.

Oh, it's a...

Titanium.

But titanium won't do that.

There must be something that gets it out.

Yeah, like, they put it in, like, an ultra-centrifuge

or something, the screen, so that it has, like,

a static-electricity charge that grabs the sugar.

That's amazing.

Yeah.

And with your ticket, you know, you get a free meal today.

So we're offering our cinema gourmet menu,

if you'd like. -We get a free meal today.

-We do? -Yeah.

So, it's, like, your movie-theater experience,

but taken to a gourmet level.

I think I want the apple sausage.

-Do you want to do this? -Yeah. Let's do it.

Apple-sausage pretzel dog.

The apple-sausage pretzel dog.

You bet.

We have our cinema gourmet ingredients right here.

We make all of them fresh, made to order.

And it's fast.

We're gonna be late for our movie.

No, that's why it's so quick. It's so, so quick.

So, this is our -- This is a dough base.

We use it for most of our foods.

See that?

What is that? [ Laughs ]

It's probiotic.

-Uh-huh. -Oh, okay. I like that.

-And it's self-rising. -Okay.

All right, probiotic sounds good.

-Probiotic is really good. -What time is it?

Because our movie starts in like five minutes.

Oh, yeah, no. It takes 15 seconds.

And this is the actual dog base, the meat base.

[ Both laugh ]

-You've got to be kidding. -No, it's great.

It actually is really good.

Because a lot of people were, you know, complaining that foods

are processed, and they come from a factory.

So we just make them with the processed stuff here.

Oh, so it's still processed.

-Well, yeah, but it's pro-- -And that's it?

Yeah, but there's no preservatives.

-Oh, that's a good thing. -Oh, that's very good.

Yep. It's fresh-processed.

It's gonna come out looking like that?

In 15 seconds is all it takes.

It's gonna look like that up there?

Oh, yeah.

15 seconds, it'll be ready.

Okay.

And then I guess I'm gonna have --

It's very healthy, too. Diet Coke, too?

All right.

And here we go. Look at that.

2 seconds left.

-[ Beeping ] -And it'll be done.

-Done. -Are you sure?

Yep, it's quick and fast for the cinema.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

And, so, what do you call this stuff?

This is cinema gourmet.

-Oh, I can't believe that. -Oh, my gosh.

-Yeah, it's really good. -I want one.

-You want one, too? -That's amazing.

-Okay. -[ Laughs ]

You know, there's just something

about magic and antiques together

that can make even the most non-superstitious person

completely freak out.

And in between customers, we play baby toss.

Where's the baby?

How you doing, man? I don't mean to interrupt you.

No, no. Well, I was in the middle of doodling.

-Oh, okay. -So, what's your name?

-Eric. -Eric. Oh, cool.

Yeah. All right. So, what do we got here?

All right, we have an old-school gold watch.

Uh-huh, and just an appraisal you want?

-Mm-hmm. -Wow.

Oh, that's nice.

That's what I thought, too.

I don't know if it's real gold, though.

You know, it looks like it could have been old,

but someone -- -Either cleaned it or --

Yeah, cleaned it too much, really.

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

Oh, you know what? The crystal there?

Uh-huh? That looks like

it's been replaced.

-Oh, okay. -So...

You know, a lot of times, it's actually better

to leave the original parts on antique stuff.

You know, people, like -- They get antiques,

and they think like, "You know what I should do?"

Clean it up.

Clean it up, make it look great.

But, you know, stuff that has its old,

vintage look is better.

Like, this chain hasn't been replaced.

It's just been polished. So, I'm gonna --

I'll probably do a little

reverse cleaning on it, you know?

We're re-antiquing.

And I use Pot O' Old.

-[ Chuckles ] -It's good stuff.

So, just a little bit of that. Get that on that chain there.

I'll use a little cloth.

Have you ever heard of that stuff before?

Unh-unh. Never heard of it.

Never heard of Pot O' Old? Yeah.

-Pretty interesting, though. -Yeah.

I'm just gonna get a little slab of that right there

and just give it a little rub. -How long you been working here?

Wow. -Yeah.

See? That looks better.

-See that? -Yeah.

That's interesting how you do --

So, basically, you just --

That's how it was before they cleaned it,

and you took off the polish that quick.

It's restoring the patina and the oxidation.

That is awesome. I've never seen that.

You've never seen that?

You know, over 80 years of time,

it collects all of that rust and scratches.

And this glass was replaced, so what I'll do is --

I'll put just a big wad of it in there

and hopefully age the face of the watch.

-Right. -I'll put a little bit here.

And I'm just gonna give it a little rub.

And look at that.

Just beautiful.

-Wow. -Yeah.

Oh, that is just beautiful.

Oh, look at that. -Wow.

Yeah, see -- Did this break?

No, it's restoring it to its original glass,

before it was replaced with the new glass.

Was there glass over it, though?

Well, yeah, there was a replacement glass.

And you just took that replacement glass off

just that quick? -Well, I didn't.

-I mean, the -- -That.

Yeah. It reversed it back.

Now, if you wanted to put the glass back on,

then what would we have to do?

They'd have to re-- You'd have to restore it again.

-Wow. -Right.

-But you don't want it restored. -Yeah.

You know, you want this --

This is the original glass now.

Wow.

With all of its age and oxidation on it,

this one would probably be worth about...

Like this? $1,500.

You can probably get $2,500, if you go to the right place.

Pretty amazing, right?

Do you want to put that in your little bag there?

-Put it back in here. -Sure.

It's great stuff. Look at this.

'Cause I was doing this drawing here before.

You know, it'll age paper, as well,

'cause, you know, like, when you see something,

and it's too brand-new? -Mm-hmm.

You know, so I use this antiquing cream here,

and I'm gonna rub it on the paper,

and watch what it does.

Wow! Look at her.

Her hair turned.

Her hair was Brown.

Oh.

I wasn't even paying attention.

That's amazing. It just aged her.

Yeah, I definitely want to wash my hands.

-[ Laughs ] -Okay.

Uh...

Yeah, yeah.

All right!

That's freaky.

I have a guy coming today

who's gonna appraise some wedding-cake toppers.

These were sculpted by Andrew Horitz.

One of the most expressive individual cake toppers

that there ever were.

How do you know so much about all this?

Well, because I learn working here.

-Oh. -Yeah.

And his thing was --

He was hailed as the guy who could capture,

through his sculpture, the expression

of the relationship of the actual couple.

♪♪

There we go.

I think this is perfect like that.

-Why's that? -I don't know.

Just 'cause it looks better like that.

What does it look like?

It looks like he's just standing there like,

"I don't know what I'm doing."

And she's like, "I don't know either.

Why get married?"

Maybe that's what their relationship was.

Possibly.

He's like -- He's like, "yeah."

He's like, "I don't --"

Oh, my gosh.

♪♪

Okay. Okay.

Let's just pick these pieces up and put them in here.

I have a guy who can, like, glue this stuff back up.

So...

Maybe take his little leg and put it in here.

Here you go. The leg -- put it in there.

Maybe he'll just, like,

be interested in just one of them, you know?

What?

How'd she change positions?

Is that weird?

That's weird.

I'm freaked out now.

I'm really freaked out now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, I'm not even joking. I'm -- I'm weirded out.

But, like, her hands were like this.

I know that.

That's weird.

I don't like that.

That thing was like that and now it's --

That's weird.

Well, I mean, what about him, though?

No, I feel like we need to bury him now.

Not, like, really bury him,

but, like, put him in his little home.

-That is not a bad idea. -And it's weird that --

That's why she's blocking her eyes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

-What? -It moved.

So, the reason I put that weird pedestal thingy on the table --

It's so Andrew wouldn't be looking down

when he was amazed at the magic.

She's happy now.

[ Stammers ]

I don't care how she is. It's weird.

There's, like, ghosts.

That's some ghost stuff, bro.

That's ghostly.

She's happy now that you put him together, though.

You know what I mean?

But he's not put back together.

No, but, I mean, just because you put the pieces...

Dude, he's fixed.

I'm freaking out.

I'm freaking out.

It's fixed. I'm not joking.

I'm --

It's fixed.

Open it.

I'm freaking out.

I swear to God, dude.

It's fixed.

I'm freaking out.

-Oh, my God. -I'm freaking, dude.

This is the weirdest experience I have ever experienced

in my entire life.

[ Laughs ]

But this is good.

Dude, I know it's good, but I'm --

It's weird, dude.

No, look, but now we're not gonna get in trouble

because it's back.

Oh, I don't care about getting in trouble or anything.

That's just weird.

Can we put -- We can position them back.

Dude, that is the weirdest thing.

Between this thing breaking, her crying,

and then it's back to life...

Dude...

Yeah.

Well, that's what this guy would do.

He used to sculpt using a process called

the Carbonaro Effect.

Dude, that's some, like, voodoo --

Have you heard of that before? The Carbonaro Effect?

No. Coincidentally,

it's also the name of a hidden-camera magic TV show,

like the one you're on right now.

Are you -- You're joking.

Shut up, dude.

Come here, come here. Come here, come here, come here.

-No. -Get over here.

No!

Come here.

-No. -Please?

No!

I am not coming over there.