Original subtitles

[theme music]

[whirring]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

[instrumental music]

(Mr. Spacely) I've never been more depressed in my life.

Mr. Spacely, what in the universe is wrong?

[sobbing] Everything. My wife decided to re-decorate our house.

So?

She let my mother-in-law

do the re-decorating.

Oh!

You can't imagine what it's been like, Jetson.

She threw out all of my favorite old furniture.

There, there, Mr. Spacely, it'll be alright.

No, never. I hate the new furniture.

I hate my own house.

It, it's become un-livable.

So that's why you've been sleeping in the office.

You've gotta help me, Jetson.

Not only has my mother-in-law ruined my home

but she's decided to stay on for a while.

Oh, life just isn't worth a plugged neutron to me now.

Uh, calm down, sir. I have an idea.

Why don't you try softening Mrs. Spacely and her mother up?

Buy them some expensive gifts.

Maybe they'll agree to un-re-decorate the house.

Brilliant idea, Jetson.

Uh, take tomorrow off, with pay.

Thank you, sir. That's very generous.

Now, be just as generous with Mrs. Spacely and her mother.

Oh, I will. Uh, let's see.

A Martian mink coat for my little Petunia.

A lunar links for Mrs. Meltdown.

Ah-ha-ha. That's the spirit, sir.

- The sky is the limit. - Absolutely.

I'll kill 'em with kindness.

You're responsible for going out

and buying all these gifts, Jetson.

Huh! Me-me, sir?

Well, it was your idea.

Here's my Bank Andromeda card.

See that everything's delivered personally

by tomorrow afternoon.

Oh, uh, and about that day off, Jetson..

- Yes, sir? - Forget it!

I'm home, everybody.

Better get all the rest you can now, Mr. J.

Your grandfather is coming to visit.

Grandpa Jetson? What's the occasion?

I invited him, George.

He sounded a little down on the Visaphone.

Grandpa Jetson down?

He's more up than a solar satellite after lift off.

I think maybe he's just starting to show his age, dear.

You know, slowing down a little.

(Montague) 'Hello, everybody.'

Astro, my pup, good to see you.

thud

Georgie, Janie!

Hello, grandpa.

Elroy, my boy! Come on, Orbitty.

Okay, grandpa.

(Montague) 'Let's find my darling, Judy.'

Slowing down, huh?

Ah! What a vision of loveliness!

Oh, hi, great-grandpa. Bye, great-grandpa.

I'm gonna be totally late for my date.

Not if I'm driving. Won't you, little lady.

Gee, I'm sorry, great-grandpa. My boyfriend's picking me up.

- I hope you're not upset. - No, siree.

I'll just take Astro here for a little walk.

Come on, boy!

Step lively, me pup.

He-he. Can't you walk any faster than that?

[panting] Uh-uh.

Breakfast, everybody.

It's real down-to-earth flapjacks

like my granddaddy used to make.

Grandpa, why isn't Rosie making us breakfast?

Because grandpa J was kind enough to give me the day off.

See you tonight, folks.

- But-but.. - Don't worry, Janie.

I'll take care of everything.

We can find better things for you to do than that, grandpa.

Can't we, dear?

Uh, well, as a matter of fact

I do have a small errand to run.

No problem, Georgie. Just tell me all about it.

Never cared much for shopping.

But when it's another fella's money

I reckon maybe I'll change my mind. He-he-he.

Yes, siree, that Martian mink looks mighty pretty

but so does that lunar links. He-he-he.

- I'll take 'em both. - Excellent choice, sir.

I'll ring them up.

Uh, can I show you anything else?

Oh, just a half a dozen of these here fancy galactic gowns.

Hey, that old timer's really charging up a solar storm.

Maybe we can relieve him

of some of that high-class merchandise.

I think we should arrange to meet this guy, Nova.

Just leave it to me, Tyco.

Yup, reckon this fills the bill.

- Be seein' ya. - Come back soon, Mr...Spacely.

(man on speaker) 'These new Anti-Grav gloves not only hold up, they stay up'

'over five times longer.'

Oh, dear.

Looks like the hand's still quicker

than the eye, eh, miss?

Thank you. My name's Nova. Nova Neutron.

Charmed! Love to chat, but I gotta go.

Don't sweat it, kid. We'll follow him.

Find out where he lives, then clean his place out.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[humming]

Tailing this old sky-hopper will be a cinch.

A cinch, huh? You're losing him.

Hang on, that geriatric jet jockey

won't give me the slipstream.

Okay, hotshot. Pull it over.

This isn't the Borealis 500, you know.

Let's see the license.

Delivery for Mrs. Spacely.

Delivery from the rear, young man.

Golly! I never knew Mr. Spacely had such a lovely wife.

I'm afraid you've made a mistake.

But please, come in.

No, siree. No mistake.

You got eyes that glow like a Saturnine sunrise.

[laughing]

Don't tell me.

This must be your sister. Ha-ha.

'She's got the same Martian pink in her cheeks'

'Mrs. Spacely. Yes, siree.'

No. She is Mrs. Spacely

and I'm her mother, Mrs. Meltdown.

But who are you and what are those packages?

Montague Jetson at your service, ladies.

Bearing gifts from Mr. Spacely and why not

with two visions of loveliness under the same roof.

Would you care for tea, Montague?

Well, I should be getting back to my Georgie.

[mumbling]

If you insist.. He-he-he. Sure, why not?

Here we are. Spacely Sprockets. Ha-ha.

I hope Georgie is in.

What did I tell you?

He can unlist his home address

but he can't unlist his business.

Here's your boss' credit card, Georgie.

Thanks, grandpa. Any problems?

No, siree. Went like cosmic clockwork. Ha-ha.

Catch you later, my boy.

Yeow! Oh, excuse me.

No harm done, girlie, but you oughta be a might more careful.

Hey, haven't I bumped into you before?

What a coincidence!

You're the nice gentleman from Spacey's.

I'm Nova. Remember?

I never forget a pretty face, Nova.

And you can call me, Montague. He-he-he.

What's the hurry?

Well, I was trying to catch the matinee

at the Starburst Theater

but I'll never make it in time.

Cheer up, little lady. There's plenty of time.

He-he. Hop in.

Take my word for it, Mr. Spacely

when your wife and mother-in-law see those gifts

they will be putty in your hands.

Well, I hope you're right, Jetson.

Cosmo, something wonderful has happened.

What did I tell you, sir?

Oh, I'm so glad you liked the gifts, dear.

Forget the gifts. Where's Jetson?

Right here, Mrs. Spacely

but it was all your husband's idea.

Not that, Jetson. The charming old gentleman.

I believe his name was Montague.

- Grandpa? - I don't get it.

Cosmo, I want you to invite Grandpa Jetson to dinner.

Mother is simply crazy about him.

If you say so, dear.

Uh, you get the picture, Jetson?

If your grandfather starts dating Mrs. Meltdown

it will keep her out of the house.

And off my back.

Then maybe she'll move out and I can move back in.

Gee, I don't know, Mr. Spacely.

My grandpa is awful particular about his friends.

Oh, I'll make you vice president, George.

Just see he shows up for dinner tonight.

We'll go to the classiest place in town.

Just you and your wife.

Then, invite your grandfather along.

Oh, I'll pay for everything.

Well, what do you say?

What time do we eat?

[Montague laughing] 'I haven't laughed so hard'

'in light years.'

Thanks for letting me come along, Nova.

Thank you for the planetary popcorn, Montague.

Oh, heck, that's nothing, I'd like to take you to dinner.

Uh, that is, if you're not busy.

Well..

[laughs] That's the spirit, Nova.

I know just the spot.

Food's out of this world!

And now, for the desert.

Our famous cosmic cake Suzette for five.

It should have been six.

I was so hoping Montague could join us.

Jetson, where is that grandfather of yours?

I wish I knew, sir.

(Montague) 'He-he-he. That's the old zing.'

'That's the old spirit.'

[upbeat music]

Grandpa!

Hiya, Janie. Why ain't you dancing?

Come on in. The music's fine.

Hello, I'm Nova.

I see you've met my dream girl.

Ain't she out of this universe?

Grandpa, why don't you come over to our table?

There's someone who wants to see you.

I can't right now, Georgie. I'm too busy.

Isn't that my Montague with that young girl?

It certainly is.

Come, mother, we're leaving.

I did my best, Mr. Spacely.

But like I told you, my grandfather

does his own thing.

You and that super-charged senior citizen

are ruining my only chance to get my house back.

Does that mean you're not making me vice president?

You won't even have a job, Jetson

unless your grandfather shows up at the picnic tomorrow.

Picnic? What picnic?

The one I just thought of. Twelve noon at Asteroid Park.

I'll bring Mrs. Meltdown, you invite grandpa

and this time, don't blow it!

How about another tuna sandwich, folks?

No, thanks. Isn't Montague coming to our picnic?

I'm losing my appetite, Cosmo.

And I'm losing my patience, Jetson.

Where is that grandfather of yours?

He said he'd be here. Maybe he forgot the address.

(Montague) 'Yoo-hoo! Hello, down below!'

Oh, no!

You see, Georgie. I didn't forget your picnic.

[chuckles] Wave to the folks, Nova.

Whee!

It's Montague!

Oh, and he's with that girl again. Ooh!

There, there, mother.

This is all your fault, Cosmo.

You promised Montague would be with my mother.

We're going home.

Thanks to you, Jetson.

I'll never get my old home back.

'And you're out of a job!'

You sure picked this swanky address.

Too bad you don't really live here.

I wanted Montague to think I have money.

Maybe you will if you ever manage to get his home address.

That's the spirit. You're right on time. Ha-ha-ha.

For you, Nova, my girl.

Ultraviolets!

Oh, Montague, you shouldn't have.

Gee, dad, have you seen grandpa?

I wanna show him my new solar scanner.

It can overhear conversations up to five miles away.

Oh, I wish I knew where your great-grandfather was, Elroy.

(Montague on scanner) 'Now, remember, Nova, my sweetheart.'

'Lunch tomorrow at Tail Of The Comet.'

Dad, that sounds like great-grandpa.

No. Sounds like trouble.

(Nova) 'I'll be there at 12 o'clock.'

Ain't you forgetting something, dearie.

Oh, Montague! Mwah. Mwah.

[humming]

Hold it, grandpa, we need to talk.

Not now, Georgie. Can't you see, I'm in love?

- In love? With that teenager? - Yes, siree.

And tomorrow at lunch, I'm gonna propose to her.

He's in love and I'm ruined.

You can't interfere with your grandfather's happiness, George.

Mr. Spacely will just have to accept that.

I can't accept it!

I know all about these tootsies like Nova

who prey on older men.

Well, I'm not gonna rest until I find out who this Nova is

where she comes from and what she's after.

- I'm here to see Nova Neutron. - Hold it, buster.

[beeping]

That name does not compute.

There is no Nova Neutron in residence at the Cosmic Arms.

I knew it.

That girlfriend of grandpa's

is as phony as her address.

Jumping Jupiter!

That was Nova, but that wasn't grandpa.

That makes her a two-timing phony.

You must be getting soft on the old guy.

Should have wormed his address out of him by now.

He said he'll tell me everything at lunch today.

Well, I'm gonna find out for myself.

'Waited long enough to take that old guy'

'for everything he's got.'

Why that galactic gold digger.

Jane, let me talk to grandpa, quick.

I'm glad you called, dear. He's with Mr. Spacely.

Straightening things out.

That tootsie's after grandpa.

Airlock, stock, and jet suit.

But I'm not letting her out of my sight.

Slow down, Tyco.

Oh, I wouldn't want you to miss your lunch date

with Mr. Wonderful.

[snoring]

[whirring]

[siren wailing]

Okay, buster, where's the fire?

Officer, this is an emergency.

Sure, sure. Another jealous husband.

These things cause more trouble.

I'm glad you understand my problem, Grandpa Jetson.

Call me Montague.

I don't usually make house calls

but I'm doing this for Georgie's sake.

And mine.

Please, Montague, let my mother-in-law down easy.

Don't worry, sonny. I'll be my most charming best.

And that's pretty darn charming.

Payday!

Forget lunch with that scrapheap, Nova.

From now on, it's dates at the Ritz.

I found out where the old guy lives. Ha-ha-ha.

You can blast off now.

No, I can't just stand Montague up.

I've got to break it off gently.

I knew you were soft on the old jet jockey.

Well, suit yourself.

I'm gonna round up the boys to make the heist.

Oh, Montague, it's beautiful.

sniff sniff

Belonged to my wife. Rest her soul.

And your eyes kind of sparkle the same way.

Oh, you're such a dear, but please listen.

There's something I have to tell you.

Grandpa, please listen.

There's something I've got to tell you.

- She was first. - You see-

- But, grandpa. - Now, now, Georgie.

You know it's rude to interrupt.

You see, I really can't accept your ring, Montague.

Of course, she can't. Because she's already got a boyfriend.

Yes, I already have a boyfriend. But that's not why.

No, it's because he's a crook and so are you.

[sobbing]

Now, look what you've done, Georgie.

You've upset my friend.

No, he's right.

I am a crook and I don't deserve

to be Mrs. Montague Spacely.

You certainly don't. Spacely?

Montague Spacely?

The name's Jetson, ma'am.

Montague Jetson.

But I saw you in the department store

charging all those gifts.

Oh, ho-ho. My!

I was just using Mr. Spacely's credit card

as a favor for Georgie.

Looks like you've got the wrong pigeon, tootsie.

Now, you won't get my grandfather's pension.

It's not your pension Tyco wants to rob.

- It's your house. - My house? I got an apartment.

No, the house he followed you to this morning.

Mr. Spacely's house?

Oh, no! I've got to warn him right away.

(Mrs. Spacely) 'Here, mother, let me give you a hand with that suitcase.'

Oh, that little visit from Grandpa Jetson

has done you a world of good.

Better believe it, honey.

There's gotta be a galaxy full of mature men like him

and, by Jupiter, I'm gonna find one.

Well, mother, this Solo Senior Singles Cruise

seems like a perfect place to start.

I've made all the reservations, dear

and now make sure your mother doesn't miss her ship.

We're on our way.

Mother is so excited, Cosmo.

[chuckling] Bye-bye.

This is gonna be easier than I thought.

What? Who's gonna rob my house?

It's a long story, sir.

I thought you should call your wife

before I call the police.

Don't do anything hasty, George.

We'll handle this ourselves.

zap

Hey, what's the problem?

I thought you guys could open anything

with those laser lock picks.

They must have improved these things while we were

doing time in San Quentin.

Your laser-proof gate has them foiled, sir.

That's what I was afraid of.

I'm glad we got here in time.

Nice, work. I knew you weren't that rusty.

Now what?

Steel security shutters.

This could take hours.

I can't wait that long.

By Jupiter! We're in the money now.

- But, sir, I don't get it. - I hope they get it.

All of it.

Don't that beat all!

'I guess when you're rich, you don't mind fellas'

'robbin' your house.'

Hey, drop those furs.

Why, you solar snitch.

We could've gotten away with it

if you hadn't squealed for the old guy.

You can still get away with it. Here's a hundred bucks.

Just leave the furs and get that other junk outta here

before my wife gets back.

But this furniture is worth a fortune.

Not to me it isn't. Ha-ha-ha.

You're one in a million, Grandpa Jetson.

Thanks for sending my mother-in-law packing

and these crooks to finish the job.

Don't mention it, sonny.

I haven't had this much fun in light years. Ha-ha-ha.

Let's get outta here before they change their minds

and press charges.

Come on, Nova. Hop in.

Forget it, Tyco.

I've had enough of your shady schemes

of high and the sky scams.

I'm going straight from now on.

Uh, you've flipped your orbit too.

Goodbye and good riddance.

Maybe, I was a bit hasty, Miss Neutron.

I won't stand in the way of you two getting married.

Married? Your grandfather is awfully sweet, Mr. Jetson.

But he's in hyperdrive and I can only manage Mach 2.

And you're a nice enough girl, Nova sweetie.

But a mite laidback for my taste.

Not enough jet juice.

And now what was it you wanted

to tell me at lunch, Georgie?

Uh, uh, I just wanted to find out

your plans for tonight.

I thought we might have a nice quiet grandfather

and grandson dinner.

Just the two of us.

Why didn't you say so?

I know just the place.

I said a nice quiet dinner, grandpa.

Hang on to your jetdog, Georgie.

(Montague) 'That first dip is a spine snapper.'

[Montague laughing]

Yikes!

[theme music]

[music continues]

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0