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? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

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[howls]

(George) 'As the group huddled nervously around the campfire'

'they again heard the snapping of a twig'

'as if someone or something were approaching'

'step by stealthy step nearby.'

[howls]

Step by step, he seemed to be getting closer.

And suddenly, the bushes parted, and there he was.

His horrible, distorted face

a decaying, cadaverous, green mask.

His mouth partly open.

His fang-like teeth ready to strike.

The creeper moved slowly, slowly

toward our hero and laughed.

[laughing]

'"Now I have you right where I want you."'

But then the hero pulled out a handful of garlic

and destroyed the evil creeper.

No, not garlic!

thud

[laughs]

Tell us another one, dad.

George Jetson, honestly

you wanna give these kids nightmares?

Yeah, mom. Let him.

Come on, honey, it's almost Halloween.

If they come running into our bed

they're sleeping on your side.

I love those creeper stories, mom

and Orbitty's never heard them before.

Now he loves them too. Right, Orbitty?

See? Now, come on.

- It's time for bed. - Oh, mom.

If you hear any more of those Halloween stories

you'll never get to sleep.

Janey.

I heard lots of Halloween stories when I was a kid

and it hasn't affected me.

Affected me, affected me, affected me.

Give us a kiss, sweetie.

Knock it off, Igor, or you sleep on the couch tonight.

Ooh, I love the couch.

Reminds me of my coffin back home.

[laughing]

- Orbitty? - 'What?'

We're not sleeping with the lights on all night.

(Orbitty) 'Ohh.'

Look, dad just made up that story about the creeper.

There is nothing to be scared of.

Now, go to sleep.

[whimpering]

[snoring]

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[thunder rumbling]

[bat squeaking]

- Good evening, Elroy. - Hi, dad.

Elroy, do not play with your food.

Oh, dad.

Ooh, it's such a drag being a vampire

trying to put on lipstick.

I don't have a reflection in my mirror.

Ah-ha.

The main course.

Especially prepared by our new chef, the Creeper.

[laughing]

[yells]

Hey, what's going on?

Yow! The m-m-monster.

M-m-monster?

[snoring]

Dad, wake up. There's a monster in my room.

[yelps] I know, honey. No more Halloween stories.

And two glasses of Orion orange juice.

Rosie, tell George his breakfast will be ready

in a few microseconds.

On my way, Mrs. J.

Ta-da! It's the Great Jetsoni!

Uh-oh. It's trick-or-treat time.

But Mr. J's tricks are no treat.

How about getting sawed in half, Rosie?

Why not?

I'm always expected to be

in two places at one time anyway.

I wouldn't let him try if I were you, Rosie.

Don't worry, Mrs. J.

I maybe made of metal

but I don't have sawdust for brains.

Jane, watch this. This is a new one.

Oh, please, George. Your tricks never work.

Observe as I transform this ordinary egg

into a beautiful Plutonian peacock.

Of all the wizards in the galaxy

None can top the Great Jetsoni

I hope the trick is better than the rhyme.

'It isn't.'

Well, Elroy can help me

brush up on the old magic act.

He and Orbitty are out costume shopping

for Mr. Spacely's party.

Now, will you sit down and eat?

I'll just have this egg for breakfast.

I like 'em well-done.

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Power. I need more power, Edgar.

Yes, master.

[grunting]

(Scarem) 'Yes, good.'

'Very good.'

[instrumental music]

Oh, not again.

Cut power, Edgar.

You can't scare someone with a moon monster

who wants to shuffle off to Buffalo Mega.

Oh, who am I kidding?

No one goes to waxite museums anymore.

Not when they can see 3-D movies.

I can fix it, master. You'll see.

I've failed, Edgar.

I haven't even sold one new design all season.

(Edgar) 'Listen, master. Customers out front.'

What we need are some new ideas, new blood.

'Hmm. What have we here?'

A boy and some weird little creature.

Maybe this is our lucky day after all, Edgar.

[laughing]

(Scarem) 'I mustn't keep them waiting.'

Welcome to Dr. Scarem's Magic Trick Costume Shop

and Waxite Museum.

(Elroy) 'Those special effects'

'are the spaciest, mister.'

Who are you?

Elroy Jetson. We're looking for some costumes.

And who or what is this

adorable little fellow, hmm?

Oh, go.

Orbitty, come back. It's all just an act.

Perhaps he'd like to see my Saturn Slug costume.

Oh, no.

[laughing]

It's one of my best designs.

'Hey, you need a ticket to go back there.'

[panting]

[gorilla grunting]

[yells]

Oh, goodie. A paying customer.

Do you want to buy a program?

Now I have you right where I want you.

Orbitty, you're gonna break something.

- Elroy. - They got away.

Sorry, master.

I was changing a fuse in moon monster.

Forget about that and go after those two.

We'll have all the customers we can handle

once I make Orbitty a permanent part of my collection.

[laughing]

This trick will be the hit of

the Halloween party, Mr. Spacely.

It can't be any worse than what you did last year.

And they say you're not a good sport, sir.

Now, just relax.

Alakazam, alakazoo this I call the old switcheroo.

This is fantastic. I knew you could do it, boy.

(Galaxy on phone) 'Mr. Cogswell calling, Mr. Spacely.'

Eh, Je-Jetson, do something quick.

[laughs] No sweat, sir.

Abrakazam, dippity duz, put my boss back the way he was

Oh, Jetson, where's that little shrimp, Spacely?

The shrimp's right..

I-I mean, he's right here, sir.

That you, Spacely?

You look a little, de-feeted.

(Spacely) Jetson, what's going on?

[Spacely groans] 'If I get my hands on you, I'll..'

Ah, he'll be right with you, Mr. Cogswell.

(Spacely) 'Jetson!'

I'll have you outta there as soon as

'I get the instructions, sir.'

Trying out some new aerobic exercise, Spacely?

(Spacely) 'What do you want, Cogswell?'

Every year, we bet on who has the best Halloween costume.

And since I always win, we can save time

'if you paid me off now, Spacely.'

[chuckles]

This year, my costume is gonna

blow you out of the galaxy, Cogswell.

Maybe we should raise the stakes to $5,000, then.

- 'Let's make it ten.' - It's a bet.

[laughing]

I knew I could sucker you into more money.

See you on Halloween, Spacely.

[laughing]

D-d-did I say 10,000?

Oh-ho-ho, that Jetson has me so upset.

I found the instructions, sir.

Jetson, get me out of here.

Did you hear me, Jetson? I want out.

Sir, I'm doing the best I can. I'm not a magician.

I don't see any costume shop around here, Orbitty.

- Go up and take a look. - Okay.

[sniffs]

We're being followed, Elroy.

Quit joking around, Orbitty.

We're not being followed.

Look, the new Mongo Space Vampire movie.

Oh, I'd love to see it, but it's too scary for you.

Not for me.

Oops. Excuse me. Pardon me.

'Oops. Sorry. Oops.'

(both) Shh.

I hope we're not missing all the scary parts.

The Creeper's after us, Elroy.

Will you stop it? There is no Creeper.

(both) Shh!

It's not funny anymore.

(Mongo on screen) 'Excuse me, miss, but I haven't had a bite all week.'

(woman on screen) 'Oh, you, you're Mongo Space Vampire.'

[laughing]

[woman screams]

- Let go, Orbitty. - Let go of what?

- My master needs you. - Aah!

[screaming]

Now, there go two satisfied customers.

[mumbles]

Oh, I think this movie's going to be a blockbuster.

(Spacely) Save your breath, Jetson.

Your magic act is out this year.

Please, let me show you just one more trick.

(Spacely) 'I've got bigger problems to solve, Jetson.'

I have to beat Cogswell with an award-winning costume

or I'm out 10,000 space clams.

Hey, I know this terrific shop where they make

original costume designs.

Hmm. That sounds promising.

Yeah, no, you'd only botch things up.

(George) 'Give me a chance.'

If I don't come through for you, you can fire me.

[laughs] I like the sound of that.

Just let me show you one last trick.

Oh, alright.

The thought of firing someone has cheered me up a bit.

Bindo, bando, bond, I don't like to gloat

but with the touch of my wand I can make you float.

Careful. I've got new hair growing in there.

'Mr. Spacely, it's working.'

[chuckles]

I feel like-like a bubble, Jetson.

Ah, I think it's time to bring you back down, Mr. Spacely.

Oh, this is so relaxing.

I feel like I could just float away.

Oh, that's what I'm afraid of, sir.

Ah, uh, "Kalakazooey.." No.

Ah, "Abrakabam."

Oh, here it is.

"Zesbot."

I'm leaving for the costume shop now.

He'll be okay. If he lands on his head.

What do you mean, lost him?

I simply must have that

fuzzy little creature for my collection.

But, master, the theater floor was sticky

and my rollers got gummed up.

And what do you suggest we do now?

Good fortune just isn't going to

walk through that door, you know?

Hi, I came to look at your magic tricks and costumes.

Sorry, sir. We're considering going out of business.

Oh, great. I can hear Spacely now.

[imitating Spacely] "Jetson, you've botched it again."

Did my ear detect the name Jetson?

(George) 'Yeah, that's right. George Jetson.'

How is your little boy and his fuzzy little friend?

- Hey, do you know them? - In a manner of speaking.

Just how may we serve you, hmm?

I was looking for a magic trick for myself

and a costume for my boss. You see?

- You are a magician? - Well, just a beginner.

How lucky, Mr. Jetson. We give magic lessons.

We?

- Um, he gives magic lessons. - Really?

I could use something special

for my boss's Halloween party.

Why, certainly.

It would be my pleasure to come to your home tonight

and give you private lessons.

I think we're planning on having dinner out.

- They're free lessons. - Tonight only.

Free? Mm.

We're in the Skypad Apartments.

We'll be there after dark.

Your son and his little friend will be there, of course?

Oh, sure. They'll be delighted.

(Scarem) 'Ah, Yes. Why don't we keep it a surprise, hmm?'

Gotcha. See you soon.

Yes, Mr. Jetson.

Very soon.

[laughing]

- Dad, Dad. - Just a second, son.

Higher the eggs go, higher a smidgen

turn ye each into a pigeon.

Hey, it worked. Great.

Wait, wait.

Doggone.

Well, I guess it's a one-shot trick.

Twenty bucks right out the window.

Dad, dad, I was trying to tell you

somebody followed us this afternoon.

The Creeper.

[chuckles] Your imaginations

are really working overtime.

- But at least we got away. - Yeah.

Got away from who? What did he look like?

(Rosie) 'Someone to see you, Mr. J.'

- Like that. - The Creeper!

Well, delighted to see you all again.

Kids, what are you talking about?

Dr. Scarem is a real magician.

He's gonna let me in on a few of his trade secrets.

My friends, I shall show you a trick

you will never forget.

(Edgar) 'And now, ladies and gentlemen'

'prepare to be amazed mystified and mesmerized'

'by the master of mystery and magic, Dr. Scarem.'

Lesson number one, Mr. Jetson

the grand entrance, to seize the attention of your audience.

Remember, magic is a game of illusion.

Did you see it or didn't you see it?

Did he appear or disappear?

Is it real?

'Or is it magic?'

Hey, that was great.

The success of one's illusion

often depends on the subject one chooses.

The best subjects are skeptical, suspicious

'reluctant, unwilling.'

Oh, no!

Aha! Perfect. There is my subject.

Come on, scaredy-cat. It's just a little magic trick.

Nothing to fear, my little, uh.. Whatever.

I'm going to let Mr. Jetson himself perform this trick.

Ah, yes, the old trading-places trick.

You're way ahead of me, Mr. Jetson

but can you guess it all?

Oh, boy.

This trick is really great, Jane.

They change places right before your eyes.

Ready when you are, Mr. Jetson.

Meteors and comets never come face to face

like you now move from place to place.

Yow!

That's what my act needs.

Real showbiz.

They're gone.

Of course they're gone.

That's the whole idea behind..

[gasps] They're really gone.

I told you it was them, dad.

Hold on, Elroy. I'll have them all back in an instant.

Alakazam, alacazack

everybody, right away come on back.

Dr. Scarem, are you there?

What's happening, George? Where's Orbitty?

They've got him, they've got him.

We may never see him again.

(George) It looks closed.

We can't just break into a man's store.

(Elroy) But, Dad, they're gonna turn Orbitty

into one of those waxite figures. I just know it.

(George) Okay, okay. Maybe we can figure a way of getting in.

Power. I need more power, Edgar.

Better, better. Arms, please.

(Edgar) 'All of the instruments are ready, master.'

(Scarem) 'Good. I'm making all of the final measurements.'

[door opens]

[laughing]

I-i-is that one of ours, master?

Be a good assistant and find out, Edgar.

We're, uh, closed.

Surprise!

It's the great Jetsoni and son.

[screams]

Scare me and my pal, will you?

Hey, master. Oh, oh, master.

Please, Mr. Jetson. I abhor violence.

[grunting]

I have someone on my side now.

The tables have turned, eh, Mr. Jetson?

Now, get out of my laboratory.

Oh, no!

Edgar. Help!

Coming, master. Yeow!

[laughing]

I wish Jane and I had that much rhythm.

We surrender. Help!

Orbitty, you let them go. They wanna turn you into waxite.

No, Mr. Jetson. I can explain.

I'm calling the space cops right now.

Please, George, listen.

(George) 'You two wanted Orbitty for your creepy Waxite Museum.'

[laughing]

Is that what you thought?

[laughing]

I was designing a costume in his honor.

Costume?

My Orbitty costume

will be the most original design

of the season.

Edgar and I are back in business.

Thanks to me.

[laughs] And I thought everyone else

had an overactive imagination.

(Scarem) 'Orbitty has already agreed.'

Do we have your permission to start production?

[laughs]

On two conditions.

My boss needs a good magic act

for his Halloween party

and an original costume to win a bet.

(George) 'Abscam, alakazam.'

Happy Halloween, sweetie.

(Spacely) 'Yeah, great party, Jetson.'

'You can keep your job.'

Why, Mr. Spacely.

I think you have the best costume here.

You can bet on it. Right, Jetson?

(George) 'Sure thing, Mr. Spacely.'

Mr. Cogswell is here, Mr. Spacely.

'Send the pigeon in, Ms. Galaxy.'

I hope he brought the 10,000 in small bills.

(Cogswell) 'Spacely.'

W-what? What's the meaning of this?

In case of a tie, last year's winner

takes the money, Spacely.

[laughs]

Jetson!

I know, I know, Mr. Spacely.

You'd like to turn the tables on a certain magician

and make him disappear.

Well, allow me, sir.

The prize and the money are down the tube

alakazam, get rid of the boob.

Oh, uh..

I'm sorry, Mr. Spacely.

Oh, I guess I'm back to my old tricks again.

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