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[theme song]

whirr

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Hurry it up, George, that video cube is due

in the main conference room in 10 seconds and counting.

- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six.. - No, I'm hurrying.

- Okay, okay. No. - ...five, four, three, two-

Stop.

You lucked out, George.

[sighs] I think I need an early retirement

or at least a chiropractor.

[exhales]

I'll bet he's dreaming of a raise.

Well, I'm gonna give him one.

Jetson!

Going nighty-night on the job again, Jetson?

- But I was just- - No buts, Jetson.

I ought to fire you right now.

But since I'm such a prince

I'm gonna let you keep your job on one condition.

Yes, sir?

When those Neptune reports come in next Monday

I want them magnetized, digitized and transmonitored.

- By Wednesday. - Transmonitored?

- Wednesday? But that's- - Very kind of me, isn't it?

- 'Uh, sure.' - Now, you can go home to sleep.

swoosh

thud

Oh, what a tyrant.

I hate being under his thumb all the time.

(Spacely) 'What's that, Jetson?'

Uh, I said I can't wait to come back to work on time.

'That's what I thought.'

Sheesh.

whizz

[instrumental music]

I'll always remember you, Johnny,

as a stupid, selfish nerd.

Apparently, you've made a new ex-boyfriend.

I should have ex'ed Johnny Moonigan

before it started.

I thought last night he was, "Oh, the spaceiest."

Tune in next week for another heart-rending episode of

Judy Jetson starring in "One Tragedy At A Time."

Oh, do I have to do all the work in this house?

Only until my afternoon

lubri-coffee break is over, Mrs. J.

(Jane) 'I wish I had a lifetime break.'

swoosh

Hey, Elroy, aren't you a little old for that

Zoom Boom kid stuff?

For Captain Zoom?

This is one of the best post-'90s

action-adventure disc series ever.

Well, excuse me. I forgot.

It's a regular classic, like..

? Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top ??

Ha-ha-ha.

I'd like to rock-a-bye you, craterhead.

You have the face of a Martian meatball.

The face of a.. Hah.

'Well, at least I'm not still in diapers.'

No, I'm sorry, Judy. I didn't mean to..

Diapers? Hey.

[babbling]

No, sir, you have to wait until dinner like the rest of us.

Oh, shucks.

(Judy) 'Hey, great clothes, Elroy. Designer diapers.'

(Elroy) 'Maybe your boyfriends would last more than two days'

'if you wore a mask.'

Elroy.

[instrumental music]

[chuckles]

chomp chomp

[gulps] Rey.

When they made little brothers, they should have left you out.

Cease fire. What's up?

- He started calling me ugly- - She said I'm a baby-

Whoa, start again. One at a time.

- Me first. - Me first.

thud

[rumbling]

[gasps] Ruh-oh.

Elroy? Judy?

Oh, okay.

I'm sorry I called you ugly.

I'm sorry I called you a baby.

- Now, shake hands. - You shake first.

No, you shake first.

(Jane) You both shake first.

[Astro whistling]

- What's wrong, Astro? - Wrong?

[laughs] Rhat could be wrong?

Rothing's wrong.

[rumbling]

[indistinct yelling]

[upbeat music]

[horn honking]

Same to you, buddy.

Jeez, what a day.

whoosh

I'm home, everybody.

[rumbling]

[explosion]

- Daddy. - George.

Dad, are you alright?

George, speak to us.

[muffled grunting]

You'll have to speak more clearly.

pop

Now you're looking more like yourself.

[spits] That does it.

Spacely calls me a pumpkin head at the office

and that dipsy dinner dispenser tries to prove he's right.

I gotta get out of here. Go for a drive, anything.

Oh. You said the magic words. Count me in.

- Me too. - Me too.

Me too.

[instrumental music]

This is great.

Out here in the middle of nowhere

away from Spacely.

Hey, you guys, look.

Uh, need any help out there?

Help? Now, that's music to my ears.

Grandma Ganymede's the name.

- Can you spare a lift? - Sure can. Where to?

Oh, it's not too far.

Take a left, Georgie. This is it.

Wow, do you live here?

All of us do from time to time.

Thanks again for the lift.

Who knows? I might be able to return the favor.

(all) Goodbye.

What do you suppose she was talking about?

I don't know.

Where's that music coming from?

Hey, let's ask them.

My dear guests, welcome to Fantasy Planet.

- Fantasy what? - Fantasy Planet. You know.

- Where all your dreams- - Can come true.

Hey, you stepped on my line.

Next time, I'll step on your head.

[clears throat]

- Sorry, boss. - Sorry, boss.

I am Mr. Rocket and this is Teetoo.

Hey, there's something about you that's real familiar.

Excuse me, did one of you say all our dreams can come true?

I started to, but dum-dum here-

Never let's me finish a sentence.

You see, here on Fantasy Planet, you can be anybody you choose.

Have any wish fulfilled.

All for just under a hundred dollars.

99.95, to be exact.

You mean, I could be the most popular girl in school?

My dear, you could be the most popular girl

in the entire galaxy.

- 'Oh, I'm for staying.' - 'I agree.'

(Jane) 'This is just what the doctor ordered.'

Fantasies coming true?

That doctor should examine our heads. What a joke.

Can you imagine me chewing out Spacely?

Throwing all his nasty little insults

and accusations right back at him.

Or even firing him?

Uh? How much did you say it was?

Just under a hundred. Uh, 99.95.

Does that mean we can stay?

Well, I mean, we should at least look around a little.

And now, should you want to end your fantasies at any time

all you need to do is push the red button and say

"Beta seven alpha ten, fantasy now come to an end"

So if you're all ready, please tell us your fantasies.

I wanna be the boss and Spacely, the employee.

(Jane) 'I want to be waited on, hand and foot, zero work.'

I want to be Captain Zoom, with Astro as my trusted assistant.

I like your idea, Mr. Rocket.

Being the most popular girl in the galaxy.

Ready when you are, boss.

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy your fantasies.

(secretary) 'Coffee this morning, Mr. Jetson?'

(George) Huh? Oh, ha.. Oh, yes, please.

Here's this morning's "Wall Street" diskette, sir.

Oh, thank you.

If you need me, just buzz, Mr. Jetson.

[sighs] Now, well, this is the life.

Put my camera through to Spacely's office.

Spacely.

[yelps]

Whoa!

swish

boing

[groans] Yes, Mr. Jetson, sir.

- Y-you called? - Spacely, I'm glad you're here.

There's something I've been wanting to tell you

for ten years.

[coughs]

You've noticed what a hard worker I've always been?

No.

You've appreciated..

...how important I am to the company?

- No. - Well, then what, sir?

You're fired.

A-ha. That felt great.

Oh, please, sir. Don't do it.

Please don't. Please, Mr. Jetson.

Think of my child. Think of my wife.

Most of all, think of me!

Fantasy, I think I'm gonna like you a lot.

Ah. You won't catch me using this.

Oh, great queen, how might we serve your bidding

this glorious day?

He means, can we give you a hand, queenie?

Uh.. Are all of you here to serve me?

Our fondest wish is to fulfill

your every command, O Gracious One.

He means, say the word and watch us go.

[chuckles]

I think I'm going to like this.

Um, we did miss dinner.

Dinner, dinner, dinner.

whoosh

[snaps fingers]

Oh.. He beats us to it every time.

Would Your Highness care for some caviar cosmique?

This is fantastic.

Our only desire is to please you, My Queen.

The rest of the dishes will be before you momentarily.

Forgive the inconvenience.

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

[upbeat music]

(male narrator) We now join our invincible heroes

for yet another exciting adventure

of "Captain Zoom."

Hey. Where's that voice coming from?

I'm the narrator, remember?

Right, right. Just like the comics.

Don't be so surprised. It's your fantasy. Ahem.

When we last left our heroes, the evil Dr. X

had stolen the formula for the most powerful

explosive in the galaxy.

That's universe. Most powerful explosive in the universe.

Sorry.

Watch this, Astro.

Hand it over, Dr. X.

Captain Zoom and his trusted assistant.

Hold it right there, Zoom.

One move out of you and this whole planet goes kaboom.

- Raboom? - 'No, kaboom.'

Think again, doctor.

Argh!

Oh, no. Kaboom.

- Foiled again, doctor. - 'Foiled again?'

Get with it, Astro. This is the comics.

vroom

Thanks to Captain Zoom, the universe is safe again.

[upbeat music]

(male announcer) 'Ladies and gentlemen'

'Judy Jetson and the Jetson Five.'

[audience cheering]

Ha-ha. Three kings. Beat you again.

Mr. Jetson, these contracts need your approval

then your signature by 6 o'clock.

These dissertations need your notes and comments

after you've reviewed them carefully.

These buy-sell proposals from the board

need your authorizing before the stock market closes today.

But I don't even know what a dislocation is.

How can I.. What's that?

The company's profits are dropping sharply.

We're losing thousands of dollars a second.

If you don't do something soon, the company will be sunk.

Jeez, so many responsibilities.

Now I know how Spacely lost his hair.

He tore it out. Who's that?

No doubt those are the angry stockholders coming to get you.

Uh-hoh. Great. I've gotta get outta here.

All I have to do is.. Oh, the watch.

It's gone. Oh, no. I threw it away.

Way to go, George.

[alarm blaring]

(Jane) 'Oh. Now, that has to be the best rocket-touille'

'I have ever tasted.'

We are delighted to hear this, My Queen.

Oh, I'd like to get up and stretch my legs a little so-

Do not strain yourself, O Queen.

I shall stretch my legs for you.

- We'll do it. We'll do it. - This is ridiculous.

I've been sitting in this chair for two hours.

I can't even get up and go for a little walk?

Of course not, My Queen.

It is our sole purpose in life

to see that you do not have to raise a single finger.

- That means- - I know what that means.

Being a slave to my slaves isn't quite what I had in mind.

- I'm getting out of here. - Here, My Queen.

Let me press it for you.

Alright. Alright.

'Beta seven, alpha ten, fantasy now come to an end.'

[instrumental music]

Oh, no. What have I done?

You've saved my restaurant

my customers, my cash register.

We're glad to be of service.

'Please, take this as but a small token of my gratitude.'

Wow, thanks.

I never knew that the life of a super crime fighter

could be so great.

Me neither.

I don't think I ever wanna be just a normal kid again.

(male narrator) But all is not well for Captain Zoom

and his faithful canine sidekick.

Are you kidding? Things couldn't be better.

This morning, the notorious Dr. X was apprehended

by the champion of justice, Captain Zoom.

But on his way to the maximum security space prison

Dr. X escaped.

As he flew off in his stolen car he shouted

that he was going after Captain Zoom for revenge.

[gulps] R-revenge?

Yes, revenge.

The public is advised to stay indoors

and lock their windows as Dr. X is considered armed

and extremely dangerous.

Extremely rangerous? Where's my trash can?

Cool your jets, Astro. We're the Zoom Team.

Nobody can stop us from..

Hey!

[laughs]

Told you you'd be sorry, Zoom.

He is and me too.

As the laser starts to melt the chain

Captain Zoom has only 60 seconds

to break through the unbreakable glass.

(Dr. X) 'It's not entirely unbreakable.'

Those jagged rocks down there ought to crack it open.

Too bad you two will still be inside.

[laughs]

Hey. I'm Captain Zoom. I always win.

This can't be happening to me.

Me neither.

'I wanna be a normal kid again.'

- Help. Help! - Astro, be careful.

You might break..

zap

Some trusted assistant. Now what?

(male narrator) It looks bad for our heroes. Will they escape in time?

Will they meet the jagged rocks face to face?

Will Astro continue to eat everything in sight?

Tune in tomorrow for another exciting adventure

of CaptainZoom.

Boy. You're a lot of help.

A chap's got to make a living.

[upbeat music]

[audience screaming]

Thank you all. You've been a wonderful audience.

Planet Records wants you for a long-term contract.

I got you booked at The Galaxy Room

followed by a string of one-nighters

to the entire Milky Way.

But that doesn't leave me much time for my social life.

'Your promo tour starts first thing tomorrow'

'with 127 personal appearances'

plus dates on video cube, cable and satellite.

Plus 15 shots on "The Merv Galaxy Show."

Uh, what about school? And what about my family?

I won't even have time to see them.

Got the contracts here, honey. We're going for the big

You wanna be a star, you gotta give up something.

Well, if that's what it takes to be the most popular girl

in the galaxy, forget it.

I want out of this fantasy now. Oh, no.

Am I gonna be under contract for the rest of my life?

[people clamoring]

Thirteen, fourteen.

Now, the company's $15 billion in debt.

Ah. Now to get out of this mess.

With that watch gone, there's no way for me to get out of here.

I may never see George or the kids again.

O Queen, I have just seen the strangest little two-headed man.

One head said, "Go back," and the other said, "Don't bother."

- What shall I do? - Give me that.

- My Queen, don't stand up. - Oh, shut up.

[giggling]

Astro, hold still.

[giggling]

But it rickles.

I think I found it. Hold still.

Here goes nothing.

Finally.

- Beta seven.. - Alpha ten..

- Fantasy now.. - Come to an end.

whizz

[all sigh]

So tell me, did you all enjoy your fantasies?

I enjoyed being out of it, that's for sure.

(Jane, Judy and Elroy) Me too.

Me three.

Now, that's the third group today, Grandma.

- Keep up the good work. - Well, I'll be.

That Grandma Ganymede was..

The best thing that happened to us in ages.

Thanks to you two, uh, three, uh, whatever.

We found that the grass is definitely not greener

on the other side. Actually, it's brown.

It was our pleasure.

- Thanks again. - Yeah.

slurp slurp

E-yuck.

For once, we agree.

- So long. - Bye.

- 'Bye, Mr. Rocket.' - You know, Teetoo.

It feels good to help people like that.

- Right, boss. - Right, boss.

[Jane whistling]

I don't believe it.

If you'd like to watch something else, uh, it's okay with me.

That's okay. I know how much you enjoy this show.

It's impossible.

You took another trip, huh?

Do you realize we've been trying to get you all weekend?

I've never met a more lazy, selfish-

Good-for-nothing, clock-watching-

'Yeah, yeah. That's right, loafing'

'procrastinating, bone-headed-'

(George) Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.

Oh, dear.

- Rosie, what are you doing? - Don't talk, Mr. J.

Rosie, what's going.. Oh.

- Rosie, what's all this for? - Reah.

You've all caught some sort of happy virus on your vacation.

But don't anybody worry. I'll take care of everything.

[all laugh]

Oh, no. It's getting worse.

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[music continues]

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